♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hello, world, this is me ♪
♪ Girl on fire, baby, take a seat ♪
♪ I'll be what you want But never what you need ♪
♪ I really like the skin on me 'Cause it fits me ♪
♪ I've been learning to fly Above everything ♪
♪ Come with me, we can ride 'Cause we're still waiting for wings ♪
♪ Hello, world ♪
♪ Hello, hello... ♪
Welcome to the Australian Wildlife Park,
home to the cutest animals in the world.
We're here! Look at them all!
Whoa!
Mummy, Mummy, can I please have one of these? Please?
Aw, baby bilbies!
Can I take one home?
Take my picture! Take my picture!
Oh my gosh! It's Pretty Boy!
Yay! Pretty Boy!
Aw.
Okay, folks, just give the little fella some air, would ya?
He's a bit tuckered out.
But his webcam is on 24-7,
so you can see him anytime on the Pretty Boy app.
Yay!
We love you!
- Bye! - Bye, Pretty Boy!
I wanna go see the ugly animals.
Dolores, you come back here! Those creatures are dangerous.
I'm not afraid of some stupid, smelly, ugly...
What's going on?
Did Jackie scare another kid?
Yep.
She's such a ham. The show hasn't even started yet.
- She didn't bite anyone, did she? - Nah.
Just gave some whiny kid a bit of a scare.
Probably the first time she's seen a croc close-up.
Wait till they get a peep at Maddie.
Showtime, guys.
Do they have to blast that horn? Why can't they play panpipes?
You're a deadly scorpion, Nigel. Forget the panpipes.
I hate showtime.
Should we wake Maddie and tell her what it's like out there?
Nah. Let the poor thing sleep. She'll know soon enough.
- Aw, not the pincers! - Ugh! Could they at least warm 'em up?
Righto, guys, grab some glass.
Mmm.
Oh, stop. Please! I'm ticklish. Please stop!
Hey, hey, hey! Watch the spikes! That's soft tissue!
Good luck, Maddie.
G'day, gorgeous.
Hi, Chaz.
How's my special girl?
Ready to get out there and meet your public?
Yes.
And I know you can't understand me, but I'm gonna make you so proud out there.
You call that a smile? Come on, where are those fabulous fangs?
Maddie, those people are gonna go nuts when they see you.
So let's get out there and show the world how beautiful you are.
They're horrible. They're disgusting.
They're the deadliest creatures on the planet.
But have no fear.
'Cause they're guarded by the toughest and bravest hero in the whole world.
He puts the Aussie in awesome.
The wonder from Down Under.
He's my dad, Chaz Hunt.
Thanks, Chazzie.
I don't know about being a hero, folks,
but the ol' chip off the block's right about one thing.
These animals are deadly.
Step back, son. Step back.
‘Cause it's time to meet Jackie, the saltwater crocodile.
This beast from the billabong could swallow you whole.
But not on my watch!
Come and get me, you ugly monster!
- Come on. Easy! - Papa!
I'll take her from here, son.
Easy. Whew! Crikey!
That was tougher than tackling a Tasmanian tiger off a tucker box.
It's not just the big critters you gotta look out for.
- Chazzie, bring out the creepy crawlies. - Here ya go, Dad!
In this box is one of Australia's deadliest creatures.
And he's no bigger than my hand.
Sting, sting. Ouch, ouch.
Grr. Grr.
Not scary enough? How'd you like to hold this hairy little beauty,
a venomous funnel web spider!
He's extra toey right now because it's funnel web spider mating season,
and he's the only one in captivity.
I can't believe he just told them that.
You have been a bit tense lately, Frank.
Hang about! What's this disgusting thing under my hat?
Ugh! Your face?
A thorny devil lizard!
Ew.
But by far, the deadliest creature on this planet is the taipan snake.
There is no creature more deadly, more venomous.
Now stand back, folks.
I trained her myself the moment she came out of the egg.
Please let them love me.
Oh no, set the bar lower, Maddie.
Like. Please like me. Liking would be fine,
and like could become love, and like would be terrific.
- Break a leg, Maddie! - She doesn't have any legs.
She can borrow one of mine.
So prepare to meet...
...Medusa!
Oh, the sun!
Oh my gosh. Thank you. Ah!
It's so amazing finally meeting you all.
Um, I... I've never even seen the sun before.
Now show 'em that beautiful smile.
Well, didn't I warn you, folks? She is a cold-blooded killer!
Wait, what?
Look at those hideous fangs!
"Hideous"? But you... you said...
Hear that horrible hiss? That means she's about to attack!
Look at her!
Just one drop from this snake's venom can kill 100 people
in less than ten seconds.
Get that monster away from my son!
"Monster"?
Righto! Back in your box!
- Get in there, you ugly monster! - Good one, son!
But I'm not a monster, am I?
The park is now closing, folks,
but don't forget to tune in to the Pretty Boy app
to watch everyone's favorite koala go to bed.
Night night, little guy. Sleep tight.
Bonne nuit, Pretty Boy.
Aw.
This is Mission Control patching you through to Pretty Boy now.
Aw.
Ow!
Oh!
Are you okay, Maddie?
Get down, you crazy croc.
Be careful, Jackie. They don't know you're kidding.
Ah! They love it!
Besides, keeps me young.
And how are my babies tonight?
Maddie! I almost forgot. Today was your first show. How'd it go?
Aw. That bad, huh?
Oh, honey.
Look at me. Come on. Show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face.
I'm not beautiful.
I'm a monster.
Because a few humans screamed?
They were terrified, Jackie.
I... I made them cry.
So? Have some fun with it. I do.
That's not who we really are. Frank, who are you?
Australian funnel web, Hadronyche cerberea.
Not the label on your cage, love. In your heart. What's your true passion?
Interpretive dance.
What? Why is that so funny, Zoe?
I thought you needed a partner to be a dancer.
Don't be mean! It's not Frank's fault
that it's mating season, and he can't get a date.
Oh my God. Please, can everybody just stop talking about that?
I'm single by choice! By choice, people!
And Nigel... Nigel just wants everything to be beautiful.
I have a horror of beige.
And Zoe's so smart,
she's always figuring out clever ways to escape.
And as for you, you can...
- Kill 100 people in ten seconds! - Seriously?
Uh, I was just complimenting her ruthless efficiency.
Not helping, Frank.
You can be whoever you want.
So who cares what a bunch of silly humans think?
But... but Chaz said that they'd love me. He said I was special.
And you are special.
No, not in that way,
not like him.
- Ugh. Gross. - I hate him.
I'd love a snuggle.
Uh, I mean, boo.
People love him. They line up for hours just to hug him.
No one's ever gonna wanna hug me.
Unless you threaten them with your insatiable bloodlust.
- Frank! - It's just a pitch.
Aw. You know what you need?
- A nice bedtime story to cheer you up. - Yay!
Now you kids were brought here when you were just babies,
so you wouldn't remember anything about the outback.
Oh, I do, I do. I mean, not much but, uh, just a song my mum used to sing.
- Why don't you sing it to us now? - And maybe Frank can dance!
Uh, maybe Frank needs help.
It... it... it's a twig. I know that.
But try telling my heart.
♪ Sleep, little one ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
- Aw. - Aw, that's beautiful, hon.
Your mum must've loved you very much.
I wish I'd known her.
Well, can't say I ever met her,
but before I came here, I visited a lot of places in the outback.
- What was your favorite place? - Oh boy, that's a tough one.
- She tells us every night, Nigel. - Shh.
I think my favorite place is the mountains where I grew up.
- I knew it! I knew she was gonna say that. - She says it every night!
They're the most beautiful mountains in the world.
Tall as the sky!
- What color? - Red as a bushberry.
Except at sunset, when they turn the true color of the outback.
- Burnt sienna. - That's right.
And that's the place where all of you come from.
And I know that one day
you're gonna find your way back to those mountains
and meet your families.
Now go to sleep, my babies.
First show's always the hardest, hon.
It gets easier. I promise.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up, snakey! Wake up!
♪ Tumble outta bed And I stumble to the kitchen ♪
♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪
♪ And yawn and stretch And try to come to life... ♪
It's Pretty Boy!
Mom, the koalas! I want one. You promised me.
- Pretty Boy! - Look, it's Pretty Boy!
Whoa!
♪ It's all taking and no giving ♪
♪ They just use your mind... ♪
Aw.
Back in your box!
Stay still, ya mean old croc!
Ahh!
Sting, sting! Ouch, ouch!
Back in your box!
Help! There's a kid in the crocodile pool!
Croc on the loose!
- Daddy! - Chazzie!
Jackie!
Help me!
She's gonna eat me!
What? No! I just want to help.
Daddy! Ahh!
Oh no! Oh!
Ah! She's going for him!
Get that monster away from my son!
Don't worry, love. Your dad's on his way.
Ahh!
What's happening? Why are there sirens? I hate sirens.
- Maybe the park's on fire. - Maybe Pretty Boy died.
Nah. I've seen the plans for his funeral. There's a choir.
It's Jackie.
They thought she was attacking Chaz's son, but she was just trying to help.
Put a muzzle on her! Get her out of here!
Down! Down!
Leave her alone!
She didn't do anything! She was just trying to help! Jackie!
- Maddie. - I've gotta get outta here.
- Let me out! - Maddie!
I'll take a closer look, okay?
Oh, Jackie.
No.
It wasn't my fault, Dad! Honest! I was just trying to be like you.
Hey. I'm not mad at you, Chazzie.
You're... you're not?
It's never easy seeing an animal get taken away like that.
Look, that croc had it coming.
I mean, these creatures are killers, son. Never forget it.
I was so proud of you out there.
Not every kid can stare down the gullet of a two-ton killing machine
and come away with dry daks. That takes guts.
Thanks, Dad.
Now, how about a bedtime story?
Where were we?
Chapter four.
"How I Fought a Giant Python and Lost Your Mother."
"The swamp was steamy with the stench of death
as we began our honeymoon."
"I paddled the canoe upstream..."
Who's gonna tell us stories now?
Um, Maddie?
Tell us about the mountains.
No.
Why not?
Because I'm done just talking about them.
I say we go out and see them for ourselves.
- What? - Break out of here tonight.
Are you nuts?
Those mountains are in the outback! That's 500... 500... 1,500... nine miles away.
No, no, no. I can't leave my glass box. The glass box is me.
- I'm the box. - Breathe, Nigel. Breathe.
Well, we're down to three.
Guys, listen to me.
I know it's scary, but do you want to end up like Jackie?
Spend your whole lives being put on display like freaks?
Because that's what we are in here. Monsters.
But out there, we're someone's kid, someone's brother, sister...
family.
- Out there, we can be... - Dancers?
Ourselves.
Zoe, climb out and unlock our cases.
Tonight, we're going back to the outback.
♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
♪ Duh ♪
Oh!
♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
Ow!
Ah!
♪ I'm only good at being bad, bad ♪
I think we're gonna make it.
Don't say that! Every time someone says that, something always...
Who's doing that?
Look!
Pretty Boy?
- Hi, sorry. Do you mind not doing that? - What?
We're trying to escape. Someone might hear you.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize. - That's okay. Just...
- So you want me to stop doing this? - Yes! Stop!
Sorry! Can't hear you over all this noise!
They'll see us!
Please!
We're just trying to get to the outback so we can find our families.
Oh.
Wow! That is so inspiring.
Families are very important to me too.
You're a snake! You're not gonna get five yards.
And anyway, what kind of family
is gonna want a bunch of ugly bugs like you?
You're really mean.
But he's so adorable.
You're right. I should do it like this.
Over here, Mr. Policeman!
Some animals are trying to kill me! I'm in distress. Koala in distress!
Stop that! Grab him!
Go ahead and try. Snakes can't climb.
- Snakes can climb! Get away! - Please be quiet!
Get your scaly mitts off me. Let me go! Help!
Please! Please be quiet.
I can't die yet! I'm not even 27! He...
Ahh!
Oh no! I killed Pretty Boy. I've murdered a celebrity.
No, you didn't. Your venom only knocks 'em out, Nigel.
He'll wake up in a minute. He might have a headache.
Then we'll have to get him out of here. Count of three. One, two, three!
Whoa!
Ooh!
Oh, we're free! We're free!
I feel so liberated, so virile.
But we're not safe yet. Hurry.
- Look at that. - Wow!
It's Jackie's mountains!
We made it!
Yay!
Um, uh, I think that's the city.
Sorry, yeah, that makes more sense.
It felt too easy, right? But we're on our way.
And somewhere beyond those lights is the outback.
I hate to break it to you,
but there's a lot of water between us and those lights.
And none of us know how to swim, so how are we gonna...
What's wrong with Frank?
- Frank, what are you doing? - I dunno.
It's like now that we're in the wild,
some kind of instinct's taken over.
You mean...
Oh! Oh! I think it's a mating dance.
Okay, if he's gonna do that the whole way, I'm taking the bus.
There's a bus?
Guys, focus.
We need to find a way across the harbor.
- Oh! Does anyone know a friendly turtle? - Or we could find a raft.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
What's a raft?
Anything made of wood.
What do we do with Satan's teddy bear?
Ugh, we have to take him with us, or he'll sound the alarm again.
We can let him go when we get to the city.
I want my snuggly. Mmm.
Ugh! He's so furry and hot.
Come on.
Do you think you could've found a raft that wasn't full of holes?
You said "made of wood."
Guys, guys, don't argue. Look at us. We're on our way.
And check out the sky. I've never seen the sky at night before.
- What are all those twinkly dots? - I think they're called dandruff.
- "Dandruff"? - Yeah.
You know that stuff that comes off humans when they scratch their hair?
It floats up into the sky, and it shines at night.
Wow. Dandruff.
Oh, look, what a pretty little sailing boat!
That's not a boat, Nigel. That's a...
Shark!
Paddle! Paddle!
It's circling us.
Paddle in circles!
Ahh!
What? What's going on? Why is my bottom wet?
Are we getting colonics?
Just grab a leaf and paddle!
You koalanapped me, you psycho worm!
You snitched on us, you dirty little bear!
- Just you wait till... - Bigger problems!
Ahh!
Oh, sorry to scare you. I get that reaction a lot.
It's the smile, isn't it?
You know, I took some acting classes, did a few mime workshops.
But it's just not me, you know?
So I thought, "Hey, stop trying to change who you are."
"Just be yourself, the face of death,
aka Jacinta."
- Hi! - Ahh!
Hey! Aren't you that snake who can kill 100 people in ten seconds?
Oh. No, not really.
It's... it's more like 94, 95 tops.
But you've probably eaten a lot more people than that, right?
Sorry. I don't know why I said that. That was so inappropriate.
Nah, sounds about right. Did you guys just escape from the park?
Yeah! How'd you know?
We get a lot of breakouts. Last month, it was a dung beetle.
Duncan? I thought he got released back into the wild.
The only place he got released was into the belly of a seagull.
Tragic. The one night I was off sick.
Ugh! Could you be any more self-obsessed?
Can everyone please focus on me for once?
Razor face, take me back to the park, or I'll have your fins made into soup.
- "Razor face"? - No, he didn't mean that.
And we're not going back to the park. We're on our way to the outback.
- Then you've come to the right place. - For I am......a secret agent.
Lethal and deadly.
- Designed to strike with stealth and... - Oh!
Sorry. Sorry. Oh, now I'm making it worse, aren't I?
Oh, it's these tiny fins. It's why I could never knit.
- I... I think we can just... - No, no, no! No!
I really am an agent, and I'm here to help.
See, I'm a member of... U.S.S.
- "Us"? - No. U.S.S.
- "Ussss"? - U.S.S.
- Ussss. - Now you're doing too many. Just U.S.S.
- What? - U.S.S., the Uglies Secret Society.
It's a gang of sensitive, misunderstood animals.
In a world of cuddly koalas, we are regarded as monsters.
Don't worry. The U.S.S. has networks everywhere.
If you ever get into trouble,
just say the password, and a member of U.S.S. will help.
What's the password?
Hey. "I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly."
"Ugly is the new beautiful."
What?
"I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly."
"Ugly is the new beautiful."
False alarm.
That's a really long password.
Yeah, um, I hate to rush. I think we're sinking.
Oh, right! On it!
Let's get you guys to the other side before the sun comes up.
That's when the really scary creatures come out.
- What are they? - Humans!
We need an urgent dispatch, 59372 at the Australian Wildlife Park...
Stone the crows, what's happened here?
They've gone, sir.
And look what they've done to Pretty Boy.
Crikey!
What are you gonna do, Dad?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, son.
I'm gonna go out there
and call Pest Control.
Pest Control?
- Aren't you gonna hunt 'em down yourself? - Eh?
You know, like how you hunted those wolves who ate those orphans?
Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah. But well, they ate orphans, you know, so...
You said that snake was the deadliest creature on the planet.
They're a menace to society, Dad, and you're the only one who can stop 'em.
Please?
Pack your peashooter and some clean undies, son.
Yay!
We got some deadly creatures to hunt.
Once you're through the city, head for the Blue Mountains.
- They sound pretty. What kind of blue? - Uh, kind of a smoky eucalyptus blue.
Like a cerulean or...
They're mountains, Nigel. I'm sure we'll find them.
Thanks, Jacinta!
And remember, if you need help, contact...
U.S.S.
Aw, what a sweetheart.
Hey, watch where you're going!
- A lot of humans. - Maybe some of them are nice.
- They're gonna kill us. - Right. Forgot that. Let's move on.
And I'd love to stay,
but I'm afraid I'm late for my appointment with the real world.
Hey, watch it!
By the way, you're never gonna get to the outback.
You should quit now before you get your friends killed.
- Later, losers! - What a jerk!
Oh, but look at his cute little bottom. Like it was knitted by angels.
♪ I don't dance, I work ♪
♪ I don't play, I slay ♪
♪ I don't walk I strut, strut, strut ♪
- ♪ And then sashay ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪
♪ What did that girl just say, girl? ♪
♪ Wave, wave, blow a kiss ♪
♪ Face, lips, eyes, nose Camera, click, we pose... ♪
Yes, it's me.
It's good to be back.
So I've just been through a major trauma,
and I'm in desperate need of a sound bath followed by a regular bath.
Could someone call my therapist Brenda and get her to send the chopper?
- Timmy, get away from that thing! - What? Timmy, it's me. It's Pretty Boy.
♪ Doobie, doobie, doo ♪
Look at me! I'm Pretty Boy!
Rabies? I don't have rabies.
I'm Pretty Boy! What are you doing with those umbrellas?
- Quickly! Before it bites someone! - I'm not gonna bite!
I've still got my Invisalign in! Look!
He's going into spasms!
- Kill him! - Ahh!
Clear.
- Ouch! - Have you always been this spiky?
Have you always been this clueless?
- Who knew intimacy would be so painful? - Shh. Come on, guys.
Don't worry. I know where I'm going. Snakes have a built-in radar.
- That's bats. - Oh.
- In that case, I am completely lost. - Maybe we could ask Pretty Boy.
Help!
- Stop him! - Get him!
Save me. They're trying to kill me.
They're the ones in the poster.
The zombie koala's got a scorpion and a snake!
- Get back! - Taipans are vicious killers.
- That's not true! - Yes, it is! Take her!
- What? - You'll get a huge reward! Ooh!
What do we do?
Ah! Dear God, don't let me die with ugly animals.
The Uglies Secret Society! What's the password?
Ooh. Um...
- Something about ugly is bad... - No. Ugly isn't bad.
No, ugly is good but... No, that's not right, is it?
Kill them!
Just hurry up!
I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly.
Ugly is the new beautiful!
Crush 'em!
Everybody, step back!
But what happened to Pretty Boy?
He... hello?
Is anyone there?
Are you friendly chipmunks?
I don't think they're chipmunks.
- Oh. - Redbacks.
Don't anybody move.
Their venom is ten times as deadly as mine.
Oh.
Oh, I've never been so ar... aroused in my life.
Keep it together, Frank.
Um... Are you with...
The Uglies Secret Society?
Yes.
Nice pumps. Aren't you that snake who...
Can kill 100 people in ten seconds? Yep, that's me!
So not tired of hearing that.
Impressive. Welcome to U.S.S. I'm Legs Luciano, capo of the east coast.
I'm Frank. What are you doing later?
Eating my husband.
And after that? Oh!
How did you find us?
Jacinta gave us the password.
Good agent. Tricky smile.
- Can you help us get through the city? - Sure.
And don't worry. Everyone here knows what you've been through.
We've all been condemned by society,
driven into the sewers. You're safe with us.
Phew!
Except him. He's really attractive. We're gonna have to kill him.
- But it's okay, Legs. He's with us. - Very well.
But if he stumbles into some flattering lighting,
I can't be held responsible.
I won't. I swear. I'll stick with Barry.
- It's Maddie. - That's what I said.
- Why did you bring those humans after us? - They think I'm deadly and disgusting.
They think I'm you.
You can't got back to the park. I guess you're stuck with Barry.
Do I have a choice?
Yeah. You can go back outside and get clubbed to death by your fans.
Eh, it's kind of a cool headline.
Okay. Let's go, ladies. Stacy, Tina Q, you're backup.
I've never had a pretty friend before. Can I call you PB?
- No. - Can I wipe my bottom with your fur?
- What? - Jeez, Nigel.
Why would you even say something like that?
- I was joking! That was a joke. - Was it, though, really?
Are we waiting for the valet?
No. A flush.
Okay. Sorry, what?
Whoa!
- Ugh, gross! - Yeah! Whoo!
Not my beautiful fur!
Whoo-hoo!
Yes! I'm flying!
Hey, look, I can swim! Whoo!
No. No, I can't.
Whoo-hoo!
Look at me. I'm surfing. Ha-ha! Check it out!
- Whoa! - Go, Zoe!
Zoe, be careful. That pipe looks rusty.
Whoa!
Oh!
Ugh!
What's that? Is that an eyeball? I'm pretty sure that's somebody's eyeball.
Ahh! I swallowed it!
Ah!
Slimy scales! Ugh!
- Get your toilet-water fur off me. - Get those fangs away from me.
- Oh, I feel sick. - Ew!
I feel amazing!
Ugh! Look at my fur. I have to call Martine.
Martine?
Martine, I can't talk. I'm falling.
Oh brother!
Over there, Dad!
It's Chaz and Chazzie!
And a sale on outdoor furniture!
- Ow! - Ouch!
- Dang it! We lost 'em! - Hey. Don't worry, son.
I once captured ten Komodo dragons using nothing more
than a pair of budgie smugglers and some Vegemite. We'll get 'em.
They're gone.
Salut, darling.
Shame on you for wearing fur.
Ahh!
Agh!
Huh?
- Pretty Boy! - What's he doing?
♪ Now take a look at me now ♪
♪ 'Cause there's just an empty space ♪
♪ But to wait for you is all I can do ♪
♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪
♪ Take a good look at me now ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll still be standin' here ♪
♪ You coming back to me ♪
♪ Is against the odds ♪
♪ It's the chance I've got to take... ♪
A moving tribute
by Pretty Boy's corecipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Phil Collins.
The heroic koala passed away after contracting rabies
from a group of deadly animals still at large
and believed to be extremely dangerous.
Coming up next, Giggles, the world's cutest quokka.
What?
That's my snuggly. He stole my snuggly!
I know where you live, Giggles! You're dead meat!
Maddie, what are you doing? Just leave him.
Zoe! Catapult!
Hmm. What's a cata...
- Bye, Legs. - We'll always have the sewers.
Good luck!
Dad!
Guys, grab hold of me!
Where'd they go?
There!
Dang!
Oh well, we gave it our best shot, Chazzie. Maybe we should...
Hack into the mainframe and get an ID on that license plate?
Eh?
It's a catering van from the Western Plains School.
But we can't...
Get to that school first unless we run every red light?
Well, yeah, but...
You're the coolest dad in the world!
Come on!
What is this place?
I dunno, but at least there are no humans.
Except for him, and he doesn't look very well.
- Ahh! - Hey. Check this out.
♪ When a man loves a woman... ♪
What's going on? What's that sound?
I think it's coming from behind that fish tank.
But what if it's a human?
No human can sing like that.
♪ If she is bad He can't see it ♪
It's the voice of an angel.
♪ She can do no wrong ♪
♪ He'd turn his back on his best friend If he put her down ♪
Ew.
Actually, those warts are a really lovely and rare shade of topaz.
Oh. Hey there, guys. I didn't see you.
Well, don't just stand there. Come on in. Pull up a chair. Chill.
Wow. This day just keeps getting uglier.
Hi. I'm Maddie, and these are my friends, Frank, Zoe, Nigel, and, um, Pretty Boy.
And I'm Doug. Put it there.
I would literally rather gnaw off my own paw.
And that beautiful creature in the next cage
is my special lady, Doreen.
- So she's taken? - Hi.
Ugh! Blech! I'm hit! Oh God! That was my lip. Am I gonna die?
Sorry if we don't get up, but as you can see, we're prisoners.
Locked up by a human.
- Did he have a mustache? - It was a lady, but yes, I think so.
I can still taste it.
Toad spit!
That's terrible! I'm so sorry.
Humans are the most horrible creatures on the planet.
Maddie, don't be too hard on them. They do try their best.
Don't make excuses for them, Doug. They're awful.
My eye! Why does this keep happening to me?
Um, Maddie?
Uh, if you could let us out, like, now, we'd be so grateful.
Maddie? Quick word.
♪ When a man... ♪
Just playing thorny devil's advocate,
but maybe there's a reason they've been locked in separate cages.
Zoe, they're cane toads who love each other.
- Where's the harm in that? - But...
I mean, look at them!
♪ Good thing he's found ♪
Of course, we'll let you out.
- Dougy! - Doreen!
Aw.
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.
I am so lonely.
Ah, thank you, Maddie. We'll never forget your kindness.
- If there's anything we can do... - Well, we're on our way to the outback.
Could you tell us how to get across the Blue Mountains?
Get away!
Nothing easier. Mmm.
The school buses are leaving for the day.
I'm sure one of them goes to the mountains.
The children would be happy to help.
They're such darlings.
Ahh!
Whoa!
What was that sound?
Panpipes.
How are we gonna figure out which one is the mountain bus?
Follow the blue bow.
I look like an alien.
Seriously, mate, they're not that bad.
I look like a monster.
What's so special about a blue bow?
That's not just blue. That's cerulean with eucalypt highlights.
And notice the gumnut earrings.
She's got Blue Mountains couture all over her.
Wow, Nigel, that's incredible.
- Let's go! - No!
That's it. I am done.
I have been kidnapped, attacked by sharks and spiders.
I've been licked by a toad.
I haven't seen my therapist in two days. I am not going...
It's just easier.
See you tomorrow.
Come on. Let's go.
- I'll text you later. - All right.
No, no dessert for me please.
Let's see the cheese trolley.
We're on the wrong bus!
Look!
I've got an idea.
Whoo!
- We lost Pretty Boy. - Aw, gee, what a shame!
- Yay! We did it! - We did it!
Aw, nuts!
Stop! Stop! Oh!
Hi, kids. I'm Chaz Hunt. We're looking for some deadly animals.
Tell us where they are, or I'll thump ya!
♪ Run to the hills ♪
♪ Get to the top, feel all the thrills ♪
♪ And it's gonna be hard at times ♪
♪ But not too hard for me ♪
♪ I'm screaming ♪
♪ So the world can hear my roar ♪
♪ This feeling ♪
♪ No, my heart can't pound no more ♪
♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll hear me roar ♪
♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll watch me soar ♪
♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll hear me roar... ♪
Ah!
Yeah. Yeah, now this is more like it.
Yeah, he's so much nicer as a couch than a koala.
Oh, I hope I'm as happy in the outback as I am right now.
Of course, you will be. We'll be with our families.
What if we don't like our families?
Or... or if they don't like us?
Nigel can be very needy.
It's true. I can.
And what is a family?
None of us have ever had one before. We don't even know what it means.
Um, maybe it just means being with people who love you no matter what.
Oh. Sounds like us.
Ah.
Ah, it's nice up here, isn't it? Quiet.
And just that strangely familiar jeep speeding towards us.
- Chaz and Chazzie! - Hmm? What?
Oh, finally! I'm saved!
Did you happen to bring my leave-in conditioner?
Enemy at twelve o'clock, Dad! Ram 'em off the road!
Let's not spit the dummy, son. There are kids on that bus.
Rats!
- I'll take the wheel. You jump on top. - What?
Good thing you taught me how to drive a combat vehicle when I was six.
Or maybe we could just signal them to pull over.
Good one, Dad.
Hey! This is just like the time
you jumped off that chopper onto the back of a charging rhinoceros.
Yeah, fine.
Get me closer, son.
I'm going in! Okay, steady. Steady, son.
Here! I'm over...
Aw.
Ew.
- Hi. - It's a snake!
Tough crowd.
- Whoa! - Snake!
Ah!
There's a spider on me!
Ahh!
Okay, sit down, kids.
I'm a trained animal events coordinator,
and I'm looking for some very dangerous animals.
Oh!
No, Frank, no.
Ahh!
Deadly.
- No, no. We're not like that. We just... - Shh.
- He'll hear you. - Huh?
In case you kids are thinking of helping these vermin...
let me remind you what they can do.
Once the most famous koala in the world.
He had 100 million fans in China alone.
- Hundred and twenty. - Now he's dead.
I saw his lips move.
Murdered by those monsters.
At least we've still got Giggles.
No!
Now, where are they?
He's just scared 'cause he thinks you're gonna bite him.
But I reckon you're just a bit lost, yeah?
Probably trying to get back to the outback.
Deadly.
Thanks. You're pretty deadly too.
Good luck. Hey!
Hope you find your way home.
Aw, you made a human friend.
Guess they're not all like Chaz.
Hey, where's Pretty Boy?
Aw, poor guy! He must've fallen off this treacherous...
Whoa!
Ooh! Sweet!
Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.
I just... A little bit more eucalyptus oil.
Get up. We've gotta keep moving.
- No. - Snap out of it.
No, Giggles. They're my fans. What? Meet the Pope? Hmm?
Oh, it's you.
- We have to keep moving. - No!
Please! Move! Chaz'll be here soon.
Good! I want to go home.
He threw you out of a bus. He's not taking you home.
Besides, you'll have a new home with all our families.
They're gonna love us!
You're a bunch of creepy animals.
No one is ever going to love you.
Why do you have to be so mean all the time?
Uh, I'm sorry.
"It's so hard being a snake. Look at me! Everybody hates me. Boo-hoo-hoo."
Because they do. Because all they see is a killer.
"Oh, check it out, mate! She can kill 100 people in ten seconds!"
How'd you like to spend your whole life being treated like a freak?
I've got a webcam up my jacksie 24-7.
The whole world watches me when I take a whiz.
That's different. People love you. Your life's perfect.
So just 'cause I look perfect, my whole life is perfect.
- Is that what you think? - No, but...
I had one thing going for me, my looks.
And look what you've done to them.
I'm slightly less attractive than I was before!
Oh brother!
I want to go home!
I want my snuggly.
I just... I want to have a massage and to sleep for 17 hours.
Okay, look, I'm... I'm sorry I took you away from the park.
But a... a cage with a snuggly is still a cage.
At least out here, you know, we're free to be whoever we want.
Haven't you ever wanted to be more than just pretty?
More than... More than...
Where'd they go? Can you see 'em?
Nah. Too much bush, I'm afraid. We'll never find 'em out here.
Ahh! Get off! Get off me! Get off me now! Get off me!
Wow! That was amazing, Dad! You got her!
Huh? I did?
I did! I got her!
- Maddie! - Run!
Never! I've always hated your preference for beige.
- Guys, charge! - Yahh!
I saw that playing out a lot differently in my mind.
I got em, Chazzie! I got 'em all. I... I actually did it!
I knew you would, Dad!
Who ya gonna call? Chaz Hunt. What's the name again? Chaz Hunt.
Yeah, I think we got it. About time you showed up. Take me home.
Back off, you filthy has-been.
"Has-been"?
And as for you, you treacherous snake...
No.
- Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing to her? - Don't worry, Maddie.
- No. - It's just a tranquilizer.
I can't believe I'm about to say this.
- I'm gonna take you back alive. - I'm ug... I'm ug... I'm...
Ugh! I'm ug...
Come on, just spit it out, Pretty Boy!
- No. - I'm ugly. You're ugly.
We should all be this ugly. Ugly is the new beautiful!
Ow! Chazzie!
Good on ya, Dad! You're a legend!
Wait. Aren't you Tasmanian devils?
That's us. This is my mate Lucifer, Beelzebub. And I'm Dave.
So why aren't you in Tasmania?
Vacation. But always happy to help out a fellow Ugly.
Oh, no, it's not for me. I'm actually famous for my beauty.
Right. And I'm a French poodle.
- Are you okay, love? - Yes. Thanks, Dave.
Too easy. Boys, free the others.
Ahh!
My bloomin' onions!
Help me, son! Throw me a rope! I'm being attacked by savage predators!
This is just like the time you had to climb...
Just throw me the damn rope!
Up, Chazzie!
- Wow. Thanks, Mr. Lucifer. - That was amazing.
Boy, you Tasmanians don't mess around.
Too easy. All right, boys, let's dip.
We'd better get goin' before Terry Tight Pants calls in backup.
Thanks, Pretty Boy. You saved my life.
Don't mention it. Seriously, not a word. And do not hug me.
You know what this means? You don't hate me anymore.
I'm a Capricorn. I hate everybody.
Can we please just go?
As soon as I find a private jet, I'm outta here. Gone.
Dad, come on! They're getting away! Get up!
I can't. I need a rest. I'm parched. Where's the FIJI Water?
We drank it all, but here.
- What is it? - My urine.
I got the idea from that time you were tracking those lions.
- What? - You went ten days without food or water.
And you had to lie in manure so the lions couldn't smell you.
Hey, maybe we should do that. Maybe...
I never tracked a lion!
Or rhinos. Or wolves. Or even a package online!
But you grew up in the outback.
No, Chazzie.
I grew up above my auntie's lingerie store...
...in Tampa, Florida.
But what happened to your voice?
This is my voice.
My real voice. Okay?
You see, son, when I was a kid, I got picked on a lot by other kids.
And then one day,
I saw this Australian guy on TV wrestling a crocodile.
And he sounded so cool, you know?
Holy smokes! Danger, danger, danger!
So I started talking like him,
and suddenly, I wasn't nerdy Charlie Huntington anymore.
I was...
Chaz Hunt, you know? Outback legend.
People respected me.
I grew a mustache.
I moved out here and made up all that other stuff.
So then Mum...
Wasn't swallowed by a giant python.
She ran off with a landscape architect called Bret.
And all that stuff you say in your show about how bad these animals are?
Did you just make all that up too?
No, no, no, no. I meant every word of it.
These creatures are evil, and I'm glad we're hunting them.
I realize that now but...
This is my chance to make up for all the lies,
to be the hero you deserve.
And I'm not gonna let you down again, son!
We're gonna finish what we started, no matter how hard it gets.
We'll face danger. We'll face death. We'll drink each other's urine.
I dunno, Dad.
Maybe we should just go home and play some video games.
I'll raise an army if I have to!
But I'm gonna catch those freaks and show the world who I really am,
a rugged, semi-Australian man!
Maybe you should put some pants on first.
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
These caves will take you under the mountains.
Once you get to the outback,
the Uglies Secret Society will take care of you.
I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly.
Ahh!
Don't worry, guys. They only drink warm blood.
Phew!
Oh, sorry, mate. That's a bit awkward.
Ahh!
No, Vlad! Get off his neck! Bad, bad bat!
♪ Justified and ancient Ancient and a-justified ♪
♪ Rocking to the rhythm In their ice cream van ♪
♪ With the plan and the key to Enter into Mu Mu ♪
♪ Vibes from the tribes of the jams ♪
♪ I know where the beat is at 'Cause I know what time it is ♪
♪ Bring home a dime... ♪
We can get you past the herd, but you'll need to blend in with us.
Whoa. I am not disguising myself as a dung beetle.
Who said anything about a beetle?
It's not working! I don't look anything like a ball of...
Ugh!
Okay, now I do.
♪ Bring the beat back ♪
These days, it's about the venom.
Kids just want deadly.
Back when Deirdre and I joined the Uglies Secret Society,
being ugly was something to be proud of.
Now it's just a popularity contest. I heard they let a platypus in.
Am I cute? Am I ugly? Am I a duck? Am I a beaver? It's just...
It's very hard for me to buy clothes off the rack. Duck!
God, I hate this job.
I'm Chaz Hunt.
I'm tracking a deadly snake, a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.
Who's with me?
Try next door.
I'm Chaz Hunt.
I'm tracking a deadly snake, a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard.
Who's with me?
Yeah!
Oi! Oi!
Ahh!
Whoo-hoo!
Isn't the universe amazing?
It makes me feel so small and insignificant.
We are small and insignificant.
It makes me wonder if I'm a god.
Seriously, doesn't that cluster look like me?
It makes me miss Jackie.
She would've loved seeing all this.
Can you sing us the song, Maddie,
the one your mum used to sing when you were in the egg?
♪ Sleep, little one ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪
♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪
♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
That's nice.
Must be cool having something to remember your mum by.
You don't remember anything about yours?
Nah. She got hit by a car just after I was born.
Oh. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, me too.
But then a lot of nice people started looking after me.
Even Chaz. I mean, I know he's a bonehead and a total psycho,
but I don't know, he was okay.
To you maybe. Not to me.
Well, and don't take this the wrong way, but you are extremely murderous.
- What? - I'm just sayin'.
You don't understand.
Chaz was the first person I saw when I was born.
I thought that meant something. I thought he cared about me.
But all he saw was another monster for his show.
But that's all in the past.
There's a whole new life waiting for us.
A life we've only seen in our dreams.
I'm starting to think you don't entirely suck.
Thanks, PB.
Neither do you.
Are we becoming friends now?
Uh, well, we've been on a road trip.
You've seen me go three weeks without a mani-pedi.
It seems like the logical next step.
Aw, look!
Falling dandruff.
What's the first thing you're gonna do when we get there?
I'm gonna build a clubhouse where we can all meet.
Forget that. I'm gonna find a girlfriend.
- What about you? What are you gonna do? - I dunno really.
This is the first time in my life I haven't been in the spotlight.
I just wanna have some authentic conversations,
do a bit of yoga, maybe some meditation.
Just really shed the veneer of superficiality of fame and beauty and...
Mmm.
Pretty people!
Right. I guess you wanna walk... wait, or sprint over there.
Wait! Wait! PB!
Isn't there something you're forgetting?
Oh my gosh! I'm such a fool.
Ah, I knew you wouldn't just...
Oh.
Whoa!
- Seriously? - Eh.
So that's it? You're leaving?
Oops.
Fine! Good riddance!
Ugh, boy. So glad he's gone, right?
Did he seem kinda clingy to you?
Not really.
Yeah, no, he was definitely clingy.
I mean, he hides it, but he is gonna miss me.
I mean, us. He is gonna... he's gonna miss us.
It's okay if you miss him too, Maddie.
Are you kidding?
You know that he's actually a marsupial? Not even a bear.
Ridiculous!
Now let's find those mountains.
Almost there.
I can feel it.
I can smell it.
It smells like... home.
Everyone, look! It's the mountains Jackie told us about!
They're so big.
And mountainy.
And burnt sienna-y.
What are we waiting for?
Last one in's a deadly, disgusting, venomous creature! Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
Wow! Feel that sand, guys. That's genuine outback sand.
And the rocks aren't plastic.
Classy.
Look! A welcoming committee.
They look just like us.
Sorry, mate, mating season ended yesterday.
Oh.
Do you think they know we're from the city?
I love what you've done to the place. The colors are so organic and textural.
They do now.
Ugh. Nice one, Nigel. You scared away the welcoming committee.
I don't think that was Nigel.
Ahh!
Into the rocks!
Frank! Nigel!
Over here!
Where's Maddie?
Everyone, spread out.
I want them alive, so tranquilizer darts only.
Don't be shy, son. Get out there.
Maddie?
Grab 'em!
No!
Gotcha!
Ahh!
Daddy!
You're trembling.
So am I.
Nice work, son. You got her.
You're a natural-born hunter.
But... but...
This time, there's no one to save you.
Let's go!
Yeah!
At least we tried, right?
No!
No, wait!
Bring them back!
Help me!
Please!
We have to go after them.
No. It looks way too scary out there.
But you're supposed to be our families. You're the reason we came all this way.
Sorry, love, but none of us have ever left before.
Then it's about time you did!
Yeah! And if you don't help us, we'll rip you apart
and turn you into a pair of shoes!
- Pretty Boy? - Not a nice pair of shoes either.
The cheap, nasty kind!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, brown snake! Don't you turn your backs on...
They turned their backs. Yep, they're definitely gone.
I should've kept my mouth shut, right?
What are you doing here? Why aren't you with the other koalas?
Yeah, nah, that... Yeah, that didn't really work out.
Just wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
She's my best friend, but did you see how many gumnuts she ate?
Sorry. That is not fur. That is fat. We need to kick her out of the tree.
Be honest. Do you think koalas can be a little bit shallow?
- Um... - I don't belong with them.
In fact, it kinda feels like the only place I do belong is... with you.
Really?
Yeah. How messed up is that?
And seriously, M, I leave you alone for two minutes,
and you let the guys get captured. What the...
I know. I know. I should never have brought them out here.
What are we gonna do?
Get them back, of course.
On our own?
Why not? We are, after all, U.S.S.
- Us? - No, U.S.S.
The Uglies Secret Society?
I don't know. Maybe it's time we changed that name.
How does the Unique and Special Society sound?
Sounds like U.S.S.
Aw, PB!
- Oh no. Hang on. - Is that right?
Right, okay.
- Now, maybe if you go... - How's that?
You're kinda choking me now.
Okay.
Now let's go get our friends back.
Remember, if anyone asks,
we're stunt animals on Mad Max, and we're looking for hair and makeup.
We can't take that.
Sure, we can. It's just a loan.
Besides, these guys love me.
Hey! Check this out.
Whoo!
- Stand back! I will break the glass. - Read the sticker, Frank.
"Ssalg elbakaerbnu." So?
Ow!
What the...
- Maddie! - Where did they get that cool truck?
I told you we shouldn't have taught him how to drive.
Let's finish this.
- How do I get to the guys? - Try this.
Ah, Phil!
Take the wheel, son. You're gonna see what a real hero looks like.
That's okay, Dad. You... you don't have to do that.
- Grab 'em! - Yeehaw!
- What's she playing at? - I think it's snakes and ladders.
Ow! Whoa!
- Phew. - Phew.
Ahh!
Let's get you guys outta that box.
How? It's locked.
Who's driving the truck?
Looks pretty safe to me.
- Oh, I have to get the key off Chaz. - Maddie, wait! We're sorry.
- For what? - Taking you away from your family.
Guys, you didn't take me away from my family.
You brought me back to them. You're my family.
- All of you. - All of us what? What did I miss?
- I love you guys. - Aw, that's sweet.
And I'm never leaving you again.
She left us again.
Oh!
Ugh. Some rescue! Okay, stand back. I'm busting us out.
We can't. It's ssalg elbakaerbnu.
Look, Nigel's turned beige.
- It's no good. I'm slipping. - Ahh!
The skin on my hands is just too soft.
Have me stuffed!
Thanks, M.
- Come on, guys. Get on! - Jump on!
- Let's go! - Move!
- Hurry! - Cool bike!
Look. There!
How do we turn this thing?
Follow them!
He's gaining!
That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Ahh!
Uh...
Dad, that's a bazooka.
I was saving this for your birthday, son, but this is an emergency.
- Look out! - Ahh!
Dad, stop it! Please!
I'm doing this for you, Chazzie!
Ahh!
Closer.
Gotcha.
Huh?
G'day, mate. Nice day for it.
Red frills, scorpions, attack formation!
Ooh! Ahh!
- Look! - It's them. They made it.
You came.
That's what families do, love, help each other out.
Hasn't anyone told you that? Besides, beats lying on a rock all day.
Oh no! It's Skylar. What are they doing here?
"...branch will break." And she's like, "At least I don't have nits,"
and I'm like, "As if!" And then... Wait.
This is so not Keisha's birthday party. Anyway...
Seriously. I feel sorry for her. She used to be nice,
and then we became friends, except... This is gross!
I was more like a fashion consultant.
Charge! Onwards and upwards!
Ahh!
- Ahh! - Ahh!
Oh, now that's a dancer!
And it's like the struggle is real. Get over it!
Ahh!
That's the human who took my brother. I'd recognize that hairy lip anywhere.
The wheel of poop has turned.
This is for Duncan.
Put your back into it!
One, two, three!
Crikey!
Uh-oh.
- Ahh! - Oh!
Oh!
Ahh!
Phew!
We're safe. If it wasn't for that treacherous cliff...
The brakes!
- So unfit. - PB!
I have a newfound respect for hamsters!
- You gotta get off! - I can't!
- Jump! - I can't.
Jump!
Whoo! Gotcha!
Chazzie! You're safe.
Chazzie?
Uh...
Daddy!
Hang on, son. I'm coming.
Okay. Just... just...
Quick! Wedge something underneath.
Ow.
Stella!
Ahh!
Don't hurt my son, you monster!
I am the deadliest snake on the planet.
One drop of my venom can kill 100 men.
But I'm not a monster.
Daddy!
Ahh!
I'm so sorry, son. I thought I'd lost you!
It's okay, Dad. We'll be all right.
We did it, M. We saved him. Whoo-hoo!
Did you just lose some weight?
M? M! Ahh!
She's empty! My friend's a husk! She's melted from the inside!
PB, that's just my old skin!
I'm over here!
Whoa!
Yeah. She does that all the time.
Yeah, it's kinda gross if you ask me.
Maddie, you're beautiful.
Thanks, PB.
She's always been beautiful. You just never noticed before.
- Jeez. - You're spiking his eye.
- I'm in his ear. - You're kinda choking me now.
Oops, I think I bit him. Phew.
- There we go. - Well, that was awkward.
Ugh.
- Sorry. - That's okay. It's been that kind of week.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What do we do now?
Go home, of course.
Where's that?
Why don't we ask them?
What happened to Twiggy?
I don't know. She just snapped.
Blech.
- Ugh. - Look! It's Doug and Doreen!
Hey there! You made it! Well-done.
Yay!
- Who are they? - These are our kids.
Since Tuesday?
Well, you know Doug.
This is Braden, Haden, Jaden...
Oh, they're so adorable!
Huh? What? Ew! No! Not on me!
...Terry, Tiffany, Tammy, Chevy, Dwayne...
Oh, Doug!
The head of the Uglies Secret Society wants to congratulate you in person.
- The head? - Of course!
Who do you think told all those agents to keep an eye on you?
Hello, my babies.
Jackie!
But we saw you get taken away.
Oh, please!
I'm the head of an international rescue team.
And I picked up a few clever ways to escape from this one.
So you've been watching over us the whole time?
Well, that's what mothers do, love.
Ugh!
This toad spit can't be good for my fur. Unless it is.
Is toad spit good for my fur? Has anyone seen the research on this?
Now let's go home.
Ahh! Get away! Argh!
♪ You are the real platonic ideal ♪
♪ Of perfect pose and charm ♪
♪ You got a Mona Lisa smile, oh ♪
♪ The Venus de Milo couldn't touch you Even if she had both of her arms ♪
♪ Nothing's as sweet As the way that you treat me ♪
♪ When everything is going right ♪
♪ But when you're tired and grumpy Or overly hungry ♪
♪ Man, it ain't a pretty sight ♪
♪ What I'm trying to say In every single way ♪
♪ I think you're beautiful ♪
♪ But not when we're having a fight ♪
♪ You are beautiful ♪
♪ In certain types of light ♪
♪ It doesn't matter what you say ♪
♪ There's no point in denyin' ♪
♪ You are beautiful ♪
♪ Most of the time ♪
♪ Oh, and honey, you're lovely You're cuddly ♪
♪ Your walk is the talk of the town ♪
♪ And when you're feelin' the groove ♪
♪ It is true you got moves like Jagger When the lights go down ♪
♪ But in the morning light When you had a big night ♪
♪ Honey, you're a heck of a mess ♪
♪ You are the nicest girl In the whole wide world ♪
♪ Unless you haven't had Your first espresso, oh-o ♪
♪ The thing about you and me ♪
♪ We always agree that honesty Is beautiful ♪
♪ And honestly I think you're fine ♪
♪ I mean, you're beautiful ♪
♪ About 84% of the time ♪
♪ But every now and then I take a photo of you ♪
♪ You look a little bit like a fish ♪
♪ You are beautiful-ish ♪
♪ People who want you to be perfect ♪
♪ Believe me, girl They just ain't worth it ♪
♪ The surface can be fun ♪
♪ But time will see their love undone ♪
♪ I love every crease and crack of you ♪
♪ The unfiltered front and back of you ♪
♪ The UGG-booted morning truth of you ♪
♪ Wouldn't change a single tooth of you ♪
♪ All those branded beauties With their tanned and airbrushed booties ♪
♪ Think they're beautiful ♪
♪ But they haven't got the meaning right ♪
♪ You can't be beautiful ♪
♪ If you're constantly Adjusting your light ♪
♪ It's a pity But prettiness comes and goes ♪
♪ Baby, how can I make you see? ♪
♪ You are beautiful ♪
♪ You will always be beautiful ♪
♪ Utterly beautiful ♪
♪ To me ♪
♪ Sleep, little one ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪
♪ Let your worries slip away ♪
♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪
♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪
♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪
♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪
♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪
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