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NARRATOR: In a five-year period
19,000 bank robberies were reported to the FBI.
So that means there were 19,000 bank robbers
who didn't do their job correctly.
Because who wants the FBI on their hands?
Nah, man.
I say if you gonna rob a bank, make sure it ain't reported.
Funny thing about safe deposit boxes...
Ain't nothing safe about 'em.
None of the shit in the boxes is insured.
Try reporting the loss to the bank or the government,
you'll get the middle finger in fine print.
So who would use a safe deposit box?
Stupid people.
And criminals.
Now, I ain't got no problem with stupid people,
as long as their stupidity don't hurt nobody.
Owner of Box 2504 is a deadbeat dad who hides his income
so he doesn't have to pay child support.
How you gonna do that to your own kid?
Let me be clear,
I never steal from people who don't deserve it.
And what I steal always goes back to those who have been harmed.
That handsome Black man? Yeah, that's me, Ringo.
Yeah, Ringo, like the Beatle.
And don't start with that John, Paul, George shit
'cause I ain't got time to get into it,
What you need to pay attention to is my masterful disguise.
I'm a Black chameleon, baby.
And I'm empty-handed. (CAMERA STUTTER CLICKS)
When those a-hales discover their boxes are empty,
they'll get pissed.
(CAMERA STUTTER CLICKS)
They'll yell at the bank manager.
The bank manager might even let them see the security footage.
But he Will also explain what I already told you,
that shit ain't insured.
One thing they will not do is report it to the FBI,
Cause roaches hide from the light.
And in about six months, I'll empty my safe deposit box
and close my account.
And I will right a few wrongs, anonymously.
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
Damon! Pack your things!
Turns out, I'm not the only one who feels good about doing good.
That little dude? His name is Wick.
As a kid, he heard some Chinese story
about firecrackers scaring away evil spirits.
There's two things you need to know about Wick:
First off, he don't give up.
And eventually, he got really good at blowing shit up.
Dude made a mint in Vegas when they decided to remodel the whole city.
Second, he's still the same kid I first told you about.
He is still goofy as hell, still has the same haircut,
Still looks like he's 12
and he still believes firecrackers can chase away evil spirits,
This was a drug manufacturing plant.
Wick made sure no drugs would ever came out of here again.
Now, I Wasn't there,
but I think it went a little something like this
(BELL TOLLS)
(JOINTS CRACKING)
RINGO: That there is Violet.
Right now, she in a church in some shitty Eastern Euro country.
She just recently freed a bunch of young girls from a sex trafficking ring.
And those are some shitty Eastern Euro thugs who are about to join
along list of men who underestimated Violet's girl power.
Yo, it was like some Matrix-style shit.
Now, I ain't saying she defied gravity or anything...
muse I Wasn't there,
but I do know only one person walked out of there that day.
About a year ago, we didn't know each other,
That all changed with a bouquet of flowers.
Three bouquets.
It seemed our good deeds landed on the radar of some philanthropist.
It was an offer to step up our game.
Why take down a street hustler
when you can ya after international corruption?
So We became a team.
We tried to come up with a cool name.
The Robin Hoods.
Nah, I ain't going for any name calling us no damn hands.
Wick even suggested the Motley Crew.
With a straight face, Hell nah!
But I like the Misfits.
Not everyone agreed on the name. But F that, I'm telling the Story.
So the Misfits it is.
Anyway the next chapter in our story staffed a little while ago,
in a prison in Los Angeles.
(ALARM BUZZES)
(PRISONERS CHATTER)
The FBI is hereto extradite inmate 272523 to Mr. Schultz's prison.
- Where? - England.
Mr. Schultz runs a privatized prison there.
This particular inmate, Richard Pace, broke out.
And you came all this way just for a prisoner escape?
Wife issues.
RINGO: "Wife issues" is Latin for.
"This prisoner was laying pipe to Schultz's wife."
And for Schultz, that caused some issues.
MAN: Wish prisons here would send wardens on vacation.
MAN 2: Mr. Schultz is not the warden.
No. He's the senior partner in a multinational company
which happens to own, among other things, prisons all over the planet.
Coming up on the right here. 440, open 312.
(GUARD ON WALKIE-TALKIE) Copy, 21, opening now. Name's Richard Pace.
You should know him,
Come back, 440?
(GUARD ON WALKIE-TALKIE) We just got paperwork for his immediate release.
The judge apparently threw out the charges.
SCHULTZ: That's not Richard Pace.
He is good, though.
This is Pace this morning from the prison exercise yard.
Look at this.
There. Right there.
Look, I'm just spit-balling here, but I think that was a drone.
All right, if that's a drone, what's the payload?
Could have been key cards.
It could have been a birthday cake with a hacksaw in it.
All we know is that we've searched this installation from top to bottom.
- And Richard Pace isn't here. - I don't get it.
If he was gonna be released in 24 hours,
why break out?
Probably because there was something he needed to do today.
Not tomorrow.
You are...
- Hani. - Hani.
Hani Abu Hassan.
Right.
So... where's Pace?
How would I know?
Well, you bunked with him for two months.
It seems that he did that intentionally because you had something to tell him.
Something valuable to tell him.
I don't know.
Right.
Well, maybe...
you'll feel better
talking to me in private.
- Power went down. - Damn it.
Now, we've got a foreign national alone in a room with a felon.
(HANI GRUNTING, SCREAMS)
Turn the lights on. What's going on?
Look at this.
I know where Pace is.
Excuse me.
RINGO: Hell yeah, he knew where Pace was.
He just beat the info out of poor Hani with a damn cell phone.
Turns out, Hani used to be the Valet of Prince Hakeem Al-Zahrani.
Pace learned the prince liked to do stupid shit like traveling
to Los Angeles once a year for a single day of shopping.
- THE PRINCE: My usual. - BARMAN: Next round's on the house.
RINGO: He also never traveled without his high-value collection of timepieces.
That's expensive-ass watches.
Girard Joseph. Grands Zlever.
Gold, platinum, 23 carats, D color.
Flawless diamonds.
One of only two ever made.
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
Richard Pace.
Pleased to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you too.
You're Kuwaiti, huh?
I have a daughter who works in the Middle East.
UNICEF, charitable work.
Children, refugees.
Something like that.
So how much does a watch like that go for? Four, five mil...
Oh, I'm so sorry. I do apologize. I am so sorry.
Really? Please, please, please.
Just let me, there you go. Just... there you go.
- No, it's fine. - You got some right there.
I do apologize.
- If you don't mind. - It's okay.
It's my fault. I've had too much to drink.
It's just one of those days. Okay.
Time to go.
Hello.
What you got there?
Prince Karim Al-Zahrani?
It's an old picture.
Do you want to go and talk about this?
- Hmm, no, not really. - Yeah, he wants to go and talk about it.
Oh, Jesus.
(PACE GROANS)
(GROANING)
(COUGHS)
It's an honest living.
- Penthouse. - Hold up.
You don't have any jurisdiction or authority here.
You let the FBI handle this.
- You heard him. - Knock yourself out.
In you go.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(MAN SNORING)
(CUPBOARD SQUEAKS)
(DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES)
- MAN: Go to the bedroom right now. - GUARD 2: Copy that.
I'm going to go wash up.
If you go through the first door, I'm going through the second...
My watches! They're gone!
How are we doing?
We had some company.
Almost there.
How are we doing?
- We are almost there. - Yeah.
Clear.
(DOOR OPENS)
- Hey! - Hey.
Damn it!
PACE: Gentlemen, I had a lovely stay.
Your car is waiting for you.
Surprise!
(CHUCKLES)
Oh. (GROANS) Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
Nice to see you again.
Good to see you too. Prince AI-Zahrani?
No. I made that up.
RINGO: This is the Prince.
Not Prince Al-Zahrani. He made that shit up.
He claims to be a prince from some country nobody's ever heard of.
But that don't matter. What matters is...
remember the philanthropist who sent the flowers?
This is that dude.
- Shall we? - Let's roll.
Like, right now.
All right, bring the cars around. Let's go. Let's go!
Shit.
Thank you. These are mine.
So this is a con.
RINGO: Con seems pretty inadequate to describe What we did.
We even hired the dude to play Hani as Pace '5 cell male.
Yeah, we probably gonna have to get that dude some worker's comp.
Color me minorly impressed But why?
Simple. We need you. You don't need us.
For that, we needed leverage.
THE PRINCE: Do you know what they call a series of crimes captured
on multiple hotel cameras?
Leverage. Now, you need us.
Simple.
(TIRES SQUEAL) (HORN HONKS)
And who exactly is us?
Me and my friends.
(SIGHS)
You don't have to come with us.
Up to you.
What are we waiting for?
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
What the hell did Pace do to Schultz's wife that was so bad?
Let's just say Mrs. Schultz isn't the one upset by it.
Oh. Ooh.
(LAUGHING) Here's to my kidnapping.
Kidnapping requires an element of force.
Ain't no force here. You're free to go whenever you want.
There's a exit sign right behind you.
Yeah, well, maybe I'll just pass on that one.
(LAUGHS) My man. The name's Ringo.
That's Violet. That's my man Wick over there.
You already had a chance to meet the con artist formerly known as Prince.
Is this some kind of criminal organization?
Nah. Not criminal at all.
Just a few people trying to do what's right.
Well, you got the wrong guy here because right is not what I do.
Oh, we know! You got quite the reputation.
Yeah, the only thing that you better at than stealing people's shit
is getting caught and escaping.
You're a damn legend.
How many of Schultz's prisons did he escape?
By my count, four, give or take.
Four prisons! Built by the same guy.
(LAUGHS) I love it. Man, we all love it!
- But you know who don't love it? - Schultz.
Mm-mmm. He don't love it at all.
And that didn't have nothing to do with the rumors about you and his wife.
Schultz didn't come to extradite you back to his prison.
Those papers were forged. He was there to kill you.
And judging by your contributions to society thus far,
I can't say it was the wrong choice.
But we're giving you a chance to turn things around.
Oh, great. Lucky me.
Look, all you have to know is,
we got the same piece of shit on our shoes.
Werner Schultz.
Shit doesn't even start to explain it.
He even owns prisons in the Middle East.
Schultz saw dollar Signs and wanted to expand,
so he partnered with the Muslim Brotherhood.
A local terrorist organization in some country called Jazeristan.
Well, you know, Schultz does build prisons,
and pretty good ones.
But terrorism? Well, that's a bit of a stretch.
You'd think, until Schultz realized he had a bargaining chip in one of his cells.
Yeah, a hard-partying heir by the name of Jason Quick.
They got him for everything.
Drugs, possessions, weapons, solicitation, you name it.
I am back, bitches!
Schultz just up and let him go!
Turns out that Jason Quick is actually Jaseen Bin something-or-something
one of the top dogs of the Muslim Brotherhood's son.
And when Schultz released him, it granted him favor with this man.
Abu Hirawa.
Real name is... (MUMBLING)
-(SPEAKING ARABIC LANGUAGE) (BABBLING)
What he had to say.
For all intents and purposes, it's Bin Laden's successor.
So Schultz is in bed with this guy.
In bed, under the covers with K-Y Jelly doing all kinds of freaky shit.
- Why are you telling me? - 'Cause you're a thief.
Let me stop you right there.
Yes, I'm a thief.
But I only steal from upstanding citizens who pay insurance, nobody gets hurt.
Particularly me.
Besides... I only work alone.
And if that changes, and it won't, none of you will make the cut.
There's millions of dollars' worth of gold in one of those locations.
I like gold.
Terrorism generates a lot of cash. Kidnappings, drugs, oil, theft.
But it's all dirty, it's traceable.
- In order to launder the money... - Gold.
RINGO: Oh, yeah, gold.
Hidden in a place that no one wants to dare step foot in,
unless they're forced to.
- A prison? - Not just any old prison.
Your boy Schultz's prison. We're going in. You want to join us?
You want me to go into a Middle Eastern country,
one that you've been explaining for an ungodly amount of time,
that is filled with terrorists, to steal their gold?
- Yeah. - That's exactly what we want you to do.
In other words, something good, for once.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, that's rich. That's rich.
Let me see, how do I put this?
I got it. Nope.
If it makes you feel any better,
I'm pretty sure every one of you is insane.
Especially this dude sitting over here.
Excuse me. We are on descent. Please fasten your seat belts. Thanks.
Well, you know, I guess I should have asked this sooner,
descent to where?
To Abu Dhabi.
Abu Dhabi.
Hey, man, Schultz's new besties?
Dudes in the gray suits? Muslim Brotherhood.
He'll try to kill you again, you know.
If you change your mind, there's a card in your left breast pocket.
Call us.
Arrivederci.
My, my, would you look at this?
Taxi?
(LAUGHING)
Let's roll.
Why don't you take me to the best five-star hotel in Abu Dhabi?
- I know just the place. - Good man.
- First time here? - Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
- But you know what? - What?
- I think I'm gonna like it here. - Yeah, you will.
(GROWLS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES) Hey there. Give us your best single malt whiskey.
Two ice cubes.
That's a good-looking watch. Lyon La Fleur Magnifique.
Seven hundred and sixty-nine working parts.
Each one created by a single craftsman.
Atelier in Switzerland.
I believe only four of them ever made in the world.
Impressive.
Look at this, what have we got down here?
Oh, sorry.
- Your wallet. - No, it's not.
And I'd rather drink alone. I actually insist on it.
Okay, fair play.
All right.
Auf Wiedersehen. Look after yourself.
Sorry. Sorry.
Hi. Gin and tonic, please.
I don't believe it.
Oh, excuse me. I think you dropped this.
Oh, thank you so much. What a pleasure meeting you.
- Yes, you too. - Where are you from?
- I'm from the States. I travel... - Ma'am?
I believe you dropped your pocketbook.
Thank you. You know what? That is so funny.
I literally just picked that up in the gift shop
I bet you did. But you know, you must be more careful.
The world is rife with thieves and cut-purses.
Don't I know it.
Which is why I bought the cheapest one I could.
I keep my real one close to my heart.
Is there anything else you keep close to your heart?
Let me see... the trials of the poor, the downtrodden.
The tribulations of the world's oppressed.
Otherwise, no, not a thing.
Sounds like a lonely existence.
No, actually, it's quite fulfilling and lacks little.
Sometimes...
things are missing in our lives and we don't even know it.
Things tend to stay missing if you don't actually look for them.
(CLEARS THROAT) If you don't mind, the lady and I are having a conversation.
Really, now? That's very funny.
Because I thought you prefer to drink alone.
In fact, if I recall, you insisted.
Go. Find your own This one is mine.
- (LAUGHS) What did you say? - She's my new friend.
Really? That's very interesting, because, actually,
she's my daughter.
And I don't know you, friend.
The gentleman, he had to run away there, but he said put his drinks, our drinks,
on his room, thank you so much.
That was a very swift move back there.
Yeah, well, I had quite the teacher.
It's good to see you, Hope. It really is.
You too, Dad.
So how'd you end up in Abu Dhabi?
Same way I ended up in prison.
Against my will. You?
I'm hereto meet some philanthropists.
We're talking through new, innovative ways to help the refugee crisis.
- That's good. Very impressive. - Yeah, it is good.
And when I was in the hotel lobby, I saw another crisis developing.
- Well, old habits, you know? - Yeah.
Hey, listen...
Let's go for a walk, shall we?
It's been a while.
- Yeah. Okay. - Okay.
Maybe on the second thought...
- Very nice. - Pay the bill here.
Here you go. Keep the change.
Have you seen your mother?
Well, she's my mom, so, yeah.
How is she?
Yeah, she's fine.
Remarried.
Took her a long time, but she got over it.
- That's good. - Yeah.
That's really good.
How about you? How are you doing? Are you... you married yet?
No, I'm not married. I have trouble trusting men.
Daddy issues.
Look, Hope,
I know this sounds like a cliche', but I did it for you.
I mean, it was the right thing to do at the time.
Why? 'Cause you're just so wrong?
Yeah.
- I was. - You know what the sad thing,
I mean, the real tragedy of this whole thing is?
You actually believe that.
But I know, deep down, under all that urbane panache
and capricious thievery, you're good.
You just gotta find that person.
Well, that's easier said than done.
Perhaps, I could steal him.
I have to go. I'm sorry. I have to go prepare for this meeting.
Okay.
- Good to see you. - Yeah, good to see you too, Dad.
- Bye. - Bye.
How are you?
Nice to see you.
- Something to drink? - Sure.
(MEN CHATTERING)
(SIGHS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SIGHS)
Okay, I'm in.
But if I do this, and this comes off, it's because of what I bring to the table.
I'm in charge. What I say goes.
- No exceptions. - We can live with that.
It's why we picked you.
And the split? Not even. Not five ways.
Fifty, fifty. Boom, boom.
- Split of what? - The money.
The gold.
Hey, there won't be any.
What do you mean, there won't be any? I thought that was the point of the story.
- Steal the gold. - It is.
That doesn't mean there will be any gold to split.
-Why the hell not? Because it's not about us.
It's about preventing that gold from financing terrorism.
Right, I get that. Steal their gold, stop the terrorists.
To the victor goes the spoils. (CHUCKLES)
There are no victors, Pace.
We're never gonna be able to stop the Muslim Brotherhood.
But we can try and stop one bomb from going off.
WICK: We do what we do to help others.
Never ourselves.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God. Here we go again.
If this wasn't so amusing, it would be sad.
(LAUGHS) Ciao.
Pace.
Pace!
Look, I'm not sure how you got hold of your information,
or who told you I might even have any interest in this act of compassion,
but they were wrong.
I did.
I told them.
I told you I had a meeting about the refugee crisis.
This is that meeting.
Oh, for God's sake.
- Don't tell me they brought you in too? - No, I pulled them.
This was my idea.
Hope, listen to me.
If any of this is true,
contact the embassy and talk to a congressman.
We tried.
VIOLET: Jazeristan is an important US ally.
USCENTCOM uses Al Udeid Air Base to launch assaults in the Middle East.
America doesn't need to ask too many questions,
and Jazeristan doesn't need to find any answers.
Do they know about this?
They know. But they don't know. You know?
Come on, girlie. What am I gonna do here?
This. I want you to do this.
Look, Dad. We need you.
I need you.
Just this once, I'm asking you not to walk out the door.
I must need my head examined.
Yeah, I feel I should mention something about Abu Hirawa.
I mean, it's kind of his gold we're after.
In Arabic, Hirawa means cane.
(SPEAKING ARABIC LANGUAGE)
And that was his gardener.
Well, that's good to know.
Prison. Hard to get into.
Even harder to get out of. Especially with a truckload of gold.
First question, where's the gold?
We've got a couple of contacts on the inside,
so we know the lay of the land, but still don't know where the vault is.
Do you have surveillance photos on this facility?
Yeah, we have. Come, I show you.
Facility's state-of-the-art.
One of the most modern prisons on earth.
And it's completely self-contained. Food, water, everything.
Wait, go back.
Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. There.
If the prison's self-sustained,
I would expect there's a fully functioning laundry on the inside.
Yeah. Right next to the kitchen using the same venting system.
That's the steam in the photo.
Right, but it doesn't, does it, really?
Because while my Arabic is a little bit rusty,
I'm pretty sure that's a laundry truck.
Meaning Schultz built the prison without installing an actual industrial laundry.
Just a system to generate steam for appearances.
He built the vault instead.
(LAUGHS) Voilà! Now we know where the gold is.
- Right under the Shiner. - Let's go to prison, shall we?
And by the way, I only fly first class.
- Me too. - Oh, congratulations.
Next time, we'll be sure to book your ticket on Princess Air.
- What do you mean, next time? - This entire region is on high alert.
A group like this landing at the airport will attract attention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The point remains the same.
Trains, planes, automobiles, I'm flexible.
As long as it's first class.
Hmm?
Why isn't anyone saying anything?
(LOW BELLOW)
(SIGHS) Please, tell me you're joking.
We gotta fit in. Any vehicles will be scrutinized.
Camels. Muhammad will be our guide.
Which one is Muhammad? All of them.
Oh. My Muhammad.
There's about 30 miles of virgin desert to the border of Jazeristan.
Well, this prison isn't gonna rob itself. Let's go.
By the way, you look great.
Thank you. Don't be cheeky.
Which camel's mine? Can I get this guy? He looks friendly.
So what's a nice girl like you doing in a desert like this?
Believe me, I'm not so nice.
They didn't ask me to join because of my pleasant disposition.
So it's not because you couldn't find a date?
No. I'm very good at finding dates.
Even better at losing them.
Might want to change your line of work.
Could increase your odds.
Says the thief.
No, I decided a long time ago that if I can't be good to someone,
I can at least try and be good to everyone.
Good philosophy.
(GRUNTS)
You know...
they say that people on their deathbeds
never regret the things they did,
just the things they didn't do.
This sounds like the start of a conversation you may regret.
We're gonna do something very dangerous here soon.
If there's some kind of connection, well...
it would be a shame if we die without really saying our feelings.
Did you ever think saying how you feel might be the reason you die?
Nope. Never crossed my mind.
It's not you, Pace.
From an empirical point of view, you are a very attractive man.
But you see, I don't date men.
I kill them.
One can only try.
- PACE: Hey. - HOPE: Hey.
Whoo...
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Just a little scared.
Yeah.
Well, it certainly will have its risks.
I don't mean the prison.
Dad, you're doing this for the right reasons, right?
I mean...
you're not gonna do like you always do and disappear in the final frame?
You mean... the gold?
No.
I mean... disappear without me.
Oh, Hope.
I really would like to promise you that.
I really would.
There's a beautiful line I once read in a poem.
A man travels far to find out who he really is.
The same goes for you.
Hold steady.
Get some rest. It's a big day tomorrow.
(MAN CHANTING)
- We'll be fine here. - Why can't I stay with my dad?
It's too risky.
We don't want them to be able to kill two birds with one stone.
- That's comforting. - Really?
No. It was a joke.
Hmm.
We usually don't like to work with people who have families or loved ones.
Brings emotions into play. And emotions cloud the mind.
What are you doing?
You never know when you have to improvise on weapons.
All right.
What do you want to do?
What kind of drugs do you have?
I don't drink or take drugs.
Really? Maybe you should start.
Just a little something to take the edge off.
If you want, I could go score some.
Absolutely not. That's dangerous.
I was joking.
God, you really don't have a sense of humor, do you?
I don't really have time for it. Not much about what I do is very funny.
Me neither.
You know what? Let's focus on what we love about our work.
Okay. I like to beat people up.
Okay, cool. Yeah.
Well, let's say I am a guy, and I'm coming at you.
A dumb guy.
Right. Okay. But I have a bunch of friends waiting to back me up,
so you gotta take me down in one move.
- What's your go-to? - One shot?
- Yeah, that's it. - Easy. Punch to the throat.
- Not the jewels? - No.
No, men vary in size and sensitivity when it comes to their junk.
What may bring one to his knees might bring another one pleasure.
But a solid punch to the Adam's apple...
down in a one-er.
Cool.
Must have one bad-ass dad.
Never knew him.
- I'm sorry. - Yeah, well, me too.
Well... I, for one, would like to thank him.
If he hadn't abandoned you and made you hate men so much,
you wouldn't have taken up my fight.
That's one way to look at it.
You're lucky to have a dad like yours.
He loves you a lot.
Yeah, I guess so.
He's still an asshole, though.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Yeah, he is.
Here.
I thought you didn't drink.
I don't.
Let's cheers to dads. The good and the bad.
(MAN CHANTING)
All right, ladies and gentlemen, pucker up!
Time to move. Ringo, don't lose interest.
Up you get.
Gather round, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, take a seat.
The problem with gold is, well, it's heavy.
So we're gonna need a vehicle that can handle that kind of weight.
- On it. - And to get it out of the country,
camels aren't going to cut it.
So we're gonna need some kind of transport.
- I can. - You can what?
Some kind of transport. My country can provide it.
Princey-Poo claims that he's royalty in a "country" in the Gulf
- I thought you said you weren't a prince. - I said I wasn't that prince.
But I'm a prince in my country.
What country? You ain't got no country!
Okay, all right. Thank you, Thank you very much. Ringo.
By the way, just off the topic here, is that your given name?
Yeah. Given by me in honor of the greatest Beatle.
- Here we go again. - What you mean, "Here we go again"?
What? A black man can't like The Beatles?
See, he's a true visionary with his instruments.
You guys don't understand. He was the first rock and roll drummer.
Influenced every rock drummer after him.
- Even the way that he held his sticks. - Seriously?
I don't joke about Ringo.
It's better just to accept it. And don't karaoke with him.
(CROWD BOOING)
- Play a real Beatles song. - You suck!
How you gonna say "Yellow Submarine" ain't a real Beatles song?
I'm just saying he's an unappreciated singer.
I'm so glad I asked. Ringo, we're gonna need a list
- of all the outside prison contractors. - No doubt!
And we certainly can't be drilling or tunneling.
We're gonna have to blow the vault.
Hope, you've had experience with phone boxes in the Peace Corps.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
I'll need that skill set.
And anything else I taught you at a very inappropriate age.
Violet, we need to find out where Schultz is when he isn't at the prison.
- We need surveillance. - Already on it.
And it looks like you guys better grab your robes.
Schultz has a lunch reservation in 45 minutes.
All right, handsome, let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Welcome, sir.
(CHATTERING)
(CLICKING)
PACE: There it is. Watch that case.
You see how heavy that was?
Like a fat lady.
PACE: Looks like Schultz is making a withdrawal
for our friend Abu Hirawa.
- HOPE: We have to stop him. - I'm sorry, Hope.
We can't win 'em all. We don't know who this guy is.
By now, he's just in the wind.
Jason Quick.
Jason Quick? He looks good!
He got the drugs out of his system. And he put the jihad back in.
That other guy in the photo,
it's the vice president of the Bank of Jazeristan.
He's trading the gold for cash.
Yeah. And the bank opens tomorrow at 10:00 am.
After that, Jason boards an afternoon flight,
at which point he will be in the wind.
What you got there? What are you reading?
I picked these up at the souk.
- Okay. - What?
Nothing.
(SPEAKS ARABIC LANGUAGE) (CAR HORN HONKS)
No, no.
(SPEAKING ARABIC LANGUAGE)
I gave your man gold. It's not my fault he's a thief.
- Was. - I'm sorry?
Was a thief. Except that he wasn't.
I'm sorry I'm not following.
On the journey from "is" to "was," all men think they're smooth.
A man's eyes cannot lie. Not to me.
Especially when I hold them in my hand.
If I thought it was you, we would not be having this conversation.
Oh, right. Well... that's that, then.
If there's nothing else, I got a bit of company at the moment.
There is a very large operation
taking place in the near future. Hui you may leave your briefcase at home.
You need something much larger for this transaction.
Oh, right. Who's my contact this time?
Me.
You? Lovely.
- Three days. - All right. Thanks.
VIOLET: Oh, shit.
Agreed.
Hirawa is coming here to get his gold.
That's the bad news.
The piss-in-our-punch-bowl bad news is this guy.
Khairat Reda is a London-based banker, top brass of the Brotherhood,
and he arrives here in three days.
Hirawa is the finger puppet. And this man is the hand.
So we accelerate the schedule. Hit the prison before they get there.
Uh-uh. We can't go into this thing half-cocked.
- We're not ready. - I'm ready.
Are you ready?
We are fully-cock.
Cooked, not cock.
- Yes, cock. - Yes, cock for you. No cock for me.
I need a drink.
Okay. Here we go.
The only way this operation is going to run smoothly
is if the prison isn't running smoothly.
Fortunately, we got a few guys on the inside.
And working in a place where we have direct control
over the prisoners' physical well-being.
Any health issue that needs more than ten beds?
Well...
We gotta get 'em out! Now!
Let's just say they're gonna need more than that.
(SIREN WAILING)
And we walk out the front door.
Yeah, well, maybe not. Let's play that one by ear, shall we?
Abdullah, are you aware of how many violations you have going on here?
No, we just passed inspection a few months ago.
Now, I'm asking, where are you buying all of your refrigeration equipment from?
- Pacific Industrial. - They're still in business?
- Yes. - You need to get them
on the phone right away. We can get some new steamers down here.
Get you up to code.
You're with the Ministry of Public Health, Mr. Lionel Al Zagred?
- I am. - I have a friend there.
Maybe I should call him so I can sort this out.
Are you aware of the GSO?
The Gulf Standard Organization.
They're responsible for all of the food development and standards
going on here in the Gulf region.
You can only imagine how it'd probably look if such a prized institution
were to fail an inspection!
If you ask me, personally,
Jazeristan shouldn't care about the opinions of other countries.
You want to call your friend? Get them on the horn. Call them!
- By the way... - They're not friends.
It won't be me the one upsetting the royal family.
It's my brother's cousin, and I don't even know him,
(LINE RINGING)
- Pacific industrial. - Would you happen to have any of the...
- Vanguard K-2350. - Vanguard K-2350 in stock, please?
You do? Great. I want two sent as quickly as possible.
To the Dola Penal Corrections Institute.
What do you mean, you don't have any at hand?
You just literally two seconds ago told me you had five!
- This is not good. - You do that!
- What did they say? - Seems they don't have any at hand.
But they can rush order them to us and have them to us in a week.
(PHONE RINGING)
Answer the phone, Abdullah.
Answer that.
- What if it's the royal family? - Answer the phone.
Hello, sir? This is Pacific Industrial here.
I'd like to apologize for the mix-up we had over here on our end.
We do, in fact, have the 2350 in stock.
We had an unexpected delivery cancellation.
In fact, one of our men is in the field as we speak.
Would tomorrow afternoon be okay for you?
That would be fantastic.
I can't thank you enough for this.
That's very kind of you, sir. Much appreciated.
Good day, now.
Cup of coffee?
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
(GRUNTING)
All right, We go in after lunch tomorrow.
Hey, Violet. Couldn't you have found a smaller worker?
No, it just so happened that the biggest lush at the company was also very large.
Is this... blood on here?
- Good luck! - Violet!
I just need you to fill out a little bit more information right there.
- But they haven't been cleared! - Abdullah!
Focus! Royal family.
- Yes, yes. I'll get them clearance. - Sign. Sign.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Right away.
Watch your step.
Wa-oh! Whoa!
Dude! You have anger issues.
Started from childhood. Come on.
That ought to do it. Let's go check on their progress.
No, they will handle it. They will let us know.
I am soon to be captain. You cannot keep treating me like this!
Let's go check on their progress.
Okay, Abdullah. You're so angry Let's go.
I just love this prison. I'm so happy! I cannot wait to see“.
Age before beauty!
We are coming to the steamers! This has worked out famously!
Abdullah, the K-2350.
- They look the same. - How closely have you examined?
- Not so much. - Exactly.
See? Same chassis. Internal component, entirely different.
No!
What are you doing? You don't just turn it on!
They have to break in first. Right?
I mean, they are your steamers.
If you want to turn on, you break, you buy.
- You own the steamers. Steam away! - No, no, no. I don't.
- When can we use them? - An hour or two.
The internal components have to break in. I love that you listen to me now.
This is like we built a relationship. I feel like I want hug.
Can I hug? I hug?
I am sorry. Part of my culture. I'm European.
- You're European? - Yes.
Finnish.
From Finland.
We're big on hugs.
We hug. Let's hug. Oh, I love to hug.
Oh, yes. Yes Yes, we are hugging.
Yes, yes. Oh, yes. I just have one more thing for you to do.
For you to sign. And then I'm out of your hair.
I'm Finnish!
All good.
Wow.
Well, seemed like a good idea a few days ago.
This is gonna take a bloody miracle.
- Indeed. - Let's go.
We've got a busy morning ahead.
Bon appétit.
Bone up a tree.
(SPEAKING ARABIC LANGUAGE)
It's amazing the bacteria you can find at a local university.
They really should protect it better, you know that?
I hope there's no horrible side effects.
Shit. And somebody goes...
Get these people to the infirmary immediately.
And for God's sake, have someone clean this up! Now!
- Well? - We're not sure, sir.
But there are a number of prisoners and staff
who have started showing some signs of poisoning.
Acute abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting.
It could be some sort of overdose.
So, all this is... a bit of bad weed?
Should we maybe call in the national police?
Are you high?
Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir.
That would be a bad idea.
(PRISONERS VOMITING)
Go check every flight, hotel and taxi company.
Find Pace.
(SIREN WAILING)
MAN ON PA: All sick or ill prisoners
please repair to the infirmary immediately.
I repeat, all sick or ill prisoners
please report to the infirmary immediately
(MAN ON PA SPEAKING ARABIC LANGUAGE)
Okay.
- Steady. Hold it. - What?
(SIGHS) Come on, man. It's not an autopsy.
(GROANS)
(SNIFFS)
Let's go.
All right.
My calculation... due south.
By my calculation...
Yep.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Hamid Al Zagreb.
Office of Poison and Noxious Gases.
Hmm.
Who said anything about noxious gases?
Nobody yet.
See, I have to test every patient and the source of contamination.
Could be something with simple explanation.
Or something much, much more serious.
As I said, will not be able to determine that
until I properly assess the situation.
We're going to need a Hazmat cleanup immediately.
- I don't... - No, no... (GRUNTS)
You do not want it to become international crisis.
No, no, no, we don't.
Um... (STAMMERS) What did you say you need?
- Hazmat. - Hazmat, in Arabic, who died?
Not Arabic. Hazmat. Hazmat.
- Oh, Hazmat. Okay. - Hazmat.
Okay, I understand. Yes, okay.
- How many you want? - You know what? I will handle.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
You serious?
With explosives, I'm always serious.
How are we doing on time?
Running out of it.
How the hell are we gonna get explosives down that tiny hole?
(SIGHS) We're not. We're building the Hindenburg.
Hi. Um, I've been looking for you.
I need to show you something this way. It's extremely important and dangerous.
- So where to? - Al Emadi Hospital.
Emergency protocol, sir.
Right. So half of the prison population
are being taken outside the prison.
At least half, yes.
But the hospital has cleared open a wing for us.
They'll be under 24-hour guard. It's all under control, sir.
All right. Sounds like Pace.
Come on, Wick. Allez, allez.
Talk to me.
All right. That should be enough.
- Good. - Lighter.
Time?
Five seconds.
- Four, three, two, one. - In that case, make Daddy proud.
Come on. Whoa!
(COUGHS)
- Are you crazy? - Yeah.
According to authorities. And all standardized tests.
- GUARD: Car bomb, sir! - Car bomb, my ass.
Whoo! Damn!
Ah!
All right.
- Pace! - What?
Okay. Do your thing.
I gotcha.
All right. I just get excited.
(PRISONERS RETCHING)
- All right. Okay. - Looking great.
Take a picture.
- Beautiful. - Takes my breath away.
- (CAMERA STUTTER CLICKS) - Smile.
That's a beautiful picture.
Ready? Come on. Ticktock. Ticktock.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
- Show me the vault. - One moment, sir.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Got it!
There, sir.
Looks all right to me.
It looks good, sir.
All right.
- All right. - Mm-hmm.
- Hang on a sec. Zoom in. - Let me see.
It seems frozen, sir.
All right.
Oh, bollocks.
Total lockdown.
Sir, we can't. We possibly can't.
MAN ON PA: The prison is now under lockdown,
I repeat, the prison is now under lockdown.
It's in the gurneys.
Alley-oop!
(SIRENS WAILING)
Can we stop those ambulances?
(PHONE RINGS)
Come on.
Good news or bad news?
Is Pace's daughter good enough for you, Schultz?
Oh. Lovely.
Keep her alive for now.
Thanks.
(SIRENS WAILING)
Go, go, go!
Check every ambulance!
Find the gold!
Follow me!
Clear.
(CLAMORS)
GUARD: Nothing in here.
Please, don't shoot!
GUARD ON PHONE: We didn't find anything, sir.
Hey.
And you are?
Hazardous waste cleanup.
What hazardous waste?
Look, man, we're just trying to do our job.
You have any issues, talk to our boss.
Uh, where's your boss?
You know, that's the crazy thing.
We have all this work to do, and they're stacking up crates.
Pretty heavy too.
There they go.
Sir, we just got word. Abu Hirawa has arrived for his gold.
But don't worry about this. We won't lose them.
- We've got men on every road. - Pace would have thought of that.
- What have we got off road? - Sir?
You know what? I already see what you're about to do.
Mm-hmm. Safety first.
RINGO: You be driving this thing, Prince! A'ight.
Hey! Look, okay, I get it. You drive, you control the music.
I'm with that.
But we gotta do something about the two double Darth Haters back there.
- (EXHALES) - Just... (PANTS) I can't take it.
Just... (PANTS)
I need music. Come on.
(RADIO CRACKLES)
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Yeah!
It's the shit, right?
Yeah!
Okay!
Give me that shit! Yeah! Let's go, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Whoa!
Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
RINGO: Van's off the road!
This ain't the road! Where'd they go?
Let's do it!
Ah! My reinforcements.
Hello, friends.
(WHOOPS) Turn that shit up! Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You like that wild shit. Let's go! (WHOOPS)
I'm not scared. I ain't scared at all.
Brake!
Whoa!
Aah! (LAUGHING)
Hey, y'all all right back there?
We good. We good?
(WHOOPS) Go! Come on. We're the Misfits, baby.
Misfit my foot in your ass!
(GAS HISSES)
- Now! - Now? Yeah!
Oh, Shit!
(GROANS)
(CHEERING)
It's called insurance, baby!
You don't even know what that means. You're nasty, Prince.
Go south.
Go! Go!
Hello.
RINGO: So here's Where we 're at. None of us were aimed.
We wanted Schultz to think he had the upper hand.
Plus, we didn't want to get shot at.
Hello.
It's about now that Schultz realized he didn't really catch us.
Fabulous.
RINGO: Hold up. Pay attention to those white cars.
How would anyone know where we were gonna be
before the chase even began?
It's called an anonymous tip.
We wanted to get caught, 'cause we had a stay to tell.
(BELL DINGS)
So it's still in the prison, then?
Not exactly.
Stop! What are you moving?
We got a repair order right here.
Here you go.
Right there.
Still going to have to take a look at it.
Yep. All right. Yep. You betcha.
Here you go.
Right on the neck.
Ooh. Ding dong.
I heard some inmate damaged it.
- Oh, yeah. - Crazy bastards.
Yeah, crazy sons of bitches.
- Yeah. - Their bollocks.
- Yeah, yeah. - Okay, have a good day.
Put the gun down!
RINGO: I know What you're thinking. Who the hell are these dudes?
And where did they came from?
Check it, Prince told us he'd have his soldiers just hiding
and waiting for Schultz to brandish a weapon.
And then these guys rolled up dressed like extras
in a bad Salvadorian action movie.
No way in hell these are real soldiers.
But I played along.
You can't be brandishing a weapon around a foreign military aircraft.
Especially from the sovereign nation of...
- Salwa. - Salwa.
- Your country? - My country.
Just... just a sec. Just a sec.
Get it done. Yes.
Looks like your daddy dearest didn't come through for you today, Hope.
Finish her off.
Reservation's under Hope Pace.
I've been waiting for that call.
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
- (MAN GROANS) - Fucking men.
That's that, then.
We haven't been introduced. I'm Hope.
RINGO: That punch was the least painful thing that happened to Schultz that day.
Inside of one of those white cars I pointed out was Abu Hirawa.
(SCHULTZ COUGHS) Not my fault.
It's okay. I believe you.
But there are those who are not interested in the truth.
Only in justice.
It won't come swiftly.
RINGO: The next day some talking head reported the food poisoning at the prison.
There was no mention of any gold.
Like I said, you gonna rob a bank, make sure it ain't reported
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- Leave any of them alive? - Of course not.
Good.
- Where's my dad? - Shoot, I don't know.
He had to drive the truck here.
Oh, no.
- Oh, no, what? - We got it. This is good news.
- No. - He's around here somewhere.
No.
I have a terrible feeling he's not.
Oh, my God.
It's the original.
- Where's the gold? - He took it.
- He's not coming back. - No, no, no. No, no, no.
- This can't be. - No, it can be.
It can so easily be.
Shit. I am so, so sorry.
I'm the one who vouched for him. I brought him into this whole thing.
After a lifetime of disappointment, I should have known better.
Far better.
(GARAGE DOOR OPENS)
Dad?
Yes.
You stole the gold?
I did.
From us?
Yep.
Then what the hell you still doing here?
Hopefully, fixing things.
I cleaned it up a little.
Oh.
Thank you.
- I love you. - I love you too.
- Uh, guys? - Shh.
What you mean shushing me? I mean, we got stuff to do.
You know what? It's a cute moment and everything.
But we got a whole Salwa... Sal...
- What? - Salwan.
Salwan cargo plane revved up and ready to go.
Well, let's get the hell out of Dodge.
Grab the bird.
- Right. - My man.
Yes.
RINGO: So We grabbed the bird and got the hell out of Dodge
on Prince's country's cargo plane.
Having a cargo plane almost made me believe he was actually a prince.
I said almost,
- Yo, Ringo. - Hey.
- Prince, for you. - A drink.
- Appreciate it. - Thank you.
Hey, why you all got umbrellas? Where the hell is my umbrella?
I want an umbrella. What type of shit is this?
This is the life. I mean, this is always my life.
Man, I can't believe you're actually a prince.
I mean, in the animal world, your parents would have left you.
Or eaten you.
A little training, some skintight leather.
I could see myself being a Misfit.
Don't even think about it.
I'd like to start by getting to know you again in my retirement.
Or maybe, we can get to know each other without retiring.
Yeah, Dad. What do you say? Are you a Misfit?
No, actually, I think...
I think I fit in just fine.
- Here's to us, guys. - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers, guys.
Bottoms up.
MAN ON RADIO: In international news,
UNICEF ts repairing the single largest private donation
ever made to the Children's Fund,
A spokesperson for UNICEF stated, "The donation was made anonymously
by a donor who simply requested
that the funds be earmarked for the Zaatari."
In financial news, the stock market continues to lose ground.
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