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♪ Marmaduke ♪
-♪ Yeah, whoa ♪ -[yawning]
-♪ Ooh! ♪ -[snoring]
♪ Marmaduke ♪
Huh?
♪ La, la, Marmaduke ♪
[narrator] Once upon a time, there lived a very large
and very sad doggy.
His family got mad at him just for being himself.
They locked him away in a high tower
just so he couldn't join Billy's birthday party.
No one said it was easy being a dog.
♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪
You can't ban me from Billy's party.
It won't be a party without me.
[sighs]
You put yourself there.
-[bee buzzing] -You play, you pay.
[man] Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this!
[King Tut] Hmm.
[clown chuckles]
[humming]
[boy cheers]
Here's your birthday doggy.
-[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks. -[boy] Where's Marmaduke?
[Billy] Uh, he's up in my room being punished.
[camera clicking]
I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party.
-I know, right? -[chuckles]
[Billy] Let's see how high we can jump.
[boys laughing]
Watch this! [grunts]
-[boys scream] -Yay!
Aw…
Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!
You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row.
Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!
[Marmaduke barking]
-You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. -[barking continues]
Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party?
Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson.
-Aw! It's not fair. -[Phil groans]
Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke?
He's gone too far, Dottie.
Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school.
[whooshes]
-Ugh! -Oh!
[sighs]
This is so unfair.
Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog.
All dogs like to chase cats.
-[barking] -[yowls]
[barking]
[Phil] Marmaduke!
[Marmaduke] No dog can resist a fresh bone.
[grunts]
-Huh? -[Phil grunts]
[yelps, grunts]
Hey, you lousy mutt!
[Marmaduke] One man's trash is another dog's treasure.
-Ah! -[Phil] Marmaduke!
[thuds]
[Marmaduke] It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it.
[Phil growls]
-[grunting] -[boxing bell dings]
-[chuckles] -[strained] Marmaduke!
[groaning]
Huh?
[whistling]
[Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite.
[gasps]
Food!
[panting, chuckling]
-[whistling] -[barking]
[Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this.
Fine. You want to play hardball?
You got it, pal.
-[marching band music playing] -I will march in protest!
-I'll call my senator! -[drum thumping]
I want justice, and I want it now!
-I won't rest for one second! -[music stops]
Oh, look. A bed.
[yawns]
[thuds loudly]
[snoring]
[bee buzzing]
[licks lips]
[bell ringing]
Here you go, sir.
Perfect temperature.
Just the way you like it.
[sniffing]
Mm-hmm!
[slurping]
[warbling]
[buzzes]
-[record scratches] -Ah! Get away from me!
[grunts, groans]
[warbles, huffs angrily]
-[buzzing] -[panicked grunting]
Ah! [spits]
[gags, coughs]
[grunting]
-[buzzing] -[grunting]
[grunts]
[groaning dizzily]
[growls]
Why, you dirty little--
[grunting]
[bee giggling]
[giggling continues]
Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little--
[growling]
-[gasps] -[yelps]
[screams]
-[grunts] -[glass shatters]
[yelling in slow motion]
Oh, look. The life of the party.
[yelling in slow motion continues]
[boy] Whoa!
[Barbara gasps]
This is awesome!
What?!
[balloon inflates, pops]
[screaming nervously]
Uh-oh.
Cannonball!
-[woman gasps] -[all scream]
-[tires screech] -[car horn beeps]
Me-ouch?
[burbling]
-I hope my makeup doesn't run! -[kids scream]
[burbling]
Who wants a hot…
Diggity dang that dog!
[burbling] Marmaduke!
♪ Whoa ♪
-[chomping] -♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Marmaduke ♪
This is the best party ever!
-♪ Whoa ♪ -Cowabunga!
-Mmm! -♪ Marmaduke ♪
-Wow! -[Phil growls]
[clown crying]
[music fades]
We have to do something about Marmaduke.
Okay. I admit it.
He's a handful.
Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea.
[Barbara] Mom! Dad!
Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral!
There's over a million hits!
[Marmaduke yelling on phone]
-[water splashes] -[people scream]
Oh my!
Definitely time to find that obedience school.
[Marmaduke yelling]
-[water splashes] -[people scream]
[yelling]
-[water splashes] -[people scream]
[yelling]
This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable!
That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control.
A dog like this is impossible to train,
even for the world's greatest dog trainer…
-Hmm. -…Guy Hilton.
Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row.
-[chuckles] Hmm? -But will not compete again
until he finds a worthy challenge.
Well, Guy, here it is.
Train an impossible dog.
[music playing on TV]
Impossible to train?
Hmm.
[TV clicks off]
Impossible is my middle name.
I will show the world that I can train any dog.
[laughing]
[coughing]
[upbeat music playing]
Hey!
Look at this.
Come on.
[Billy] Ladies and gentlemen,
step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World!
-Marmaduke! -[Marmaduke] Cheese.
[teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him!
-Next. -[Marmaduke] Cheese!
Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog.
So take your pictures, only pet him once, and--
[Marmaduke] Cheese.
-[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving! -Hmm? Hmm.
Cheese.
[blows raspberry]
Next.
I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video.
Dad, everyone loves it.
I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog.
What kinda father would that make me?
You can have 10% of all profits.
Uh…
Make it 20.
Deal.
-[chuckles, grunting] -Mm-hmm.
[kids chattering]
All right, you guys!
Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up.
So keep it moving! Next!
[Marmaduke] I need hair and makeup over here.
[boy] Anybody have change for a 20?
[Guy] ♪ Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now ♪
♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪
♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪
♪ I want that dog Bowwow ♪
♪ I want that doggy now ♪
♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow ♪
-[tires screeching] - ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪
I’ll get him right now
[chuckles] ♪ Bowwow ♪
[laughs]
[thuds]
So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke
to become the next World Champion?
After I won last year's World Championship,
I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge.
And then…
I saw this.
Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion?
[snoring] Bacon.
Not at all.
[lips smacking, stomach gurgles]
-[sniffing] Hmm? -[Guy] He's a mess.
-[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke… -Mmm.
…because he's a complete mess?
[Guy] Precisely.
He's the challenge that I've been looking for.
[chomps] Huh?
-[Guy chuckles] -[sighs, licks lips]
-Look. -[chomps]
I have black belts…
-[chomps] -…in multiple disciplines.
I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents.
I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship
six times in a row.
I can turn your dog into a champion.
[pants, slurps]
What? Huh?
[gulps]
[whimpers, stomach gurgles]
It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but…
[sighs] …this sounds a little extreme.
The winning dog receives the title of World Champion,
but, more importantly, you'll earn the respect…
-[yawns] -…of the entire dog-loving world.
And
the winner receives one million dollars.
[cash register dings]
-We're in! -We'll think about it.
Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion.
Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer.
He's quite sensitive.
There's a champion inside Marmaduke.
It's just covered up in
that.
[snoring]
French…
[yawns]
…poodles. [smacks lips]
We have a deal.
Great.
[Guy] Training starts tomorrow.
[chuckles]
It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton.
And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are.
[chuckles]
-[tires screeching] -[Guy laughing manically]
[coughing]
-[spurs clinking] -[Western music playing]
Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart.
Yeehaw!
[grunts]
And Black Bart's getting away!
[King Tut] Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless.
[warbles]
Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em!
-Woo-hoo! Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw!
[struggles, yelps]
[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!
[Billy] Yeah! Let's get him!
-Woo-hoo! Oh! -[horse whinnies]
-[Billy laughing] Yeehaw! -[Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table.
-[King Tut] Oh! -[grunts]
-Yippee! Get him! Get him! -Sorry, chair.
Aah! [gasps]
-[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy! -[horse neighs]
[groaning]
Oh…
Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs]
[Marmaduke] Hey, that doormat looks like Phil.
-[groans] -[barking]
[tranquil music playing]
Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke.
You are simply… dog.
Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag!
You will stop all bad habits.
[groans] This is messed up.
It’s time you forget everything you've ever known.
Okay, crazy man.
[dramatic music plays]
You must earn the right to get your name back.
To become a champion,
you must become strong enough to do the impossible!
Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough.
I'm outa here.
There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to--
-[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke] Whoa!
Okay, that was cool.
You will leave when I tell you.
If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash
-thunder! -[thunder rumbles]
-Lightning! -[lightning crackles]
-Tornado! -[wind blusters]
-And Puddin'. -[paw warbles]
Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter.
As you wish.
[tense music playing]
[low growling]
You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'.
[high-pitched] Huh?
[whimpers]
[growls]
[grunts]
Ha!
[shouts]
[exclaims nervously]
[grunting]
[groaning in slow motion]
[exclaiming in slow motion]
[grunting]
Yech. Oh! That's so vile.
[shuddering]
Gross.
[grunts] You can't push me around, jerk!
[chuckles]
[growls]
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
[grunts]
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé!
[snorting]
[grunts]
[smacking, grunting]
[groans, screams]
[screaming continues]
So…
[groans]
…many…
[groans]
…ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…
branches!
Ow…
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Ow.
This ain't over.
As you insist.
[whooshing]
Hmm?
[grunts]
Aah!
-Huh? [grunting] -[smacking]
-[pops] -Wh… Whoa!
What was that?
You must be prepared for any and all situations.
Like the kick… [whispering] …that isn't there.
Whoa! "The kick that isn't there."
That's enough for today.
The real work begins tomorrow.
Wait! We just started training.
You have to show me that trick.
[grunting]
[grunts, yelps]
[groans]
[twitching]
[exhales]
-[groans] -[Western music playing]
[Billy] There's my trusty steed.
I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts.
[groans] Training is so tiring.
Ugh…
[exhales, yawns]
[gasps, whimpers]
Aw.
You know I can't say no when you do that face.
[panting]
[in Southern accent] Hop on, partner.
-[neighs] -Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em!
-[grunts] Boy howdy! -[gasps]
-[Marmaduke] Huh? -Dad! What are you doing?
Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training.
But I hardly even saw him today.
That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show.
Who cares about some stupid dog show?
Billy?
[Phil] Hmm.
Billy will be fine. Come on, boy.
It's all yours.
Hmm?
Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight
that ends in manly bear hugs.
[grunting]
Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day.
Hmm…
You're just gonna let me have it.
[groans]
[melancholy music playing]
Mmm!
[sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm.
[pants, chomps]
[electricity buzzes]
[screaming, grunting]
-[grunts] -[glass shatters]
[groans]
[sighs]
Huh?
[sentimental music playing]
[Marmaduke whines softly]
[groans]
[Marmaduke snoring]
[Marmaduke] Man, what do you have against sleep?
[grunting]
Hey!
[Guy straining]
[Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep!
[Guy grunting]
With the help of my newest robotech training system,
I will turn you into a champion.
You will learn the proper way to stand and walk
and learn to control your impulse to eat.
Is it already lunchtime?
[Guy] And you will train on different obstacles
until you have the speed and agility of a champion.
What about the kick?
Let's begin.
Follow the pose.
Huh?
Oh!
[quavers]
[grunts]
[sighs]
[Guy] You must control your impulse to eat.
[Marmaduke] Hmm?
[licks lips]
[panting]
-[metal clangs, warbles] -[shouts, grunts]
[Guy] Through the poles.
Quickly!
[grunting]
Whoa!
I'm too cute to die!
[grunts, groans]
Ahh! Ugh! Ahh!
[groans]
[snoring]
[Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason to start so early.
[Guy and Marmaduke grunt]
-[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up. -[Guy straining]
[Marmaduke] Come on!
[grunts]
[groans]
Jump through the rings!
Oh…
[Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt!
Whoa! [grunts]
-[metal clangs] -Oof!
-[grunts] -[chuckles]
[grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
[grunts, thuds]
[slurps]
-[clangs] -Oh!
Follow my movements.
Kick time, all right. [chuckles mischievously]
[grunts]
[grunts, groans]
-[whines] -[sighs]
[intense music playing]
-[gasps softly] -[Guy] Go!
[Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half!
[screams, groans]
[groaning]
-[grunts] -[accordion squeaking]
-[pops] -[grunts]
[groans]
[thudding]
What?
[thudding continues]
Yikes!
[screaming in slow motion]
Shark!
-Ow! -[alarm clock beeping]
I… I'm alive.
I'm alive!
[beeping stops]
[dramatic music playing]
[metal clangs, warbles]
[crashes]
[clanks]
[beeps, stops]
[dramatic music continues]
-[Guy yelps] -Let's do this, Guy.
[oven dings]
Brr!
No!
[Guy] Go!
-[grunts] -Let's see how well you play with fire.
[growls]
[grunts]
[grunts] Nailed it!
[record scratches]
We did it! We did it! [laughs gleefully] We did it!
Oh, we did it!
[giggles] Ooh! Yes!
[sizzling]
[sniffing]
[screams, blowing]
You are no longer dog.
You are Marmaduke.
And you're no longer guy.
You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G.
[hesitates] I love you, man.
[Guy] Aw.
[chuckles]
Tomorrow, you enter your first competition.
[upbeat music playing]
[Barbara] Why is Dad out shopping for a new car?
Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich.
Billy, stop saying true things about your father.
Why? All he cares about is the prize money.
Yeah, what a jerk.
Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony?
We'll see, honey. [chuckles]
Hmm…
[announcer] Welcome to the County Dog Show!
And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe!
[applauding]
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the dog you've all been waiting for.
-It is Zeus! -[audience cheering]
[audience gasps]
[Billy] Ahh!
Oh!
Come on, people. Don't be shy.
Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion.
-[chuckles] -[cheering]
Oh!
He shimmers like gold!
Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no?
That is the best-looking dog I've ever seen!
That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah!
Okay, that's the fur.
That is the fur.
[groans]
Aw. Looks aren't everything.
Aw, thanks, buddy.
[Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here!
Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo.
Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream…
-[Philippe chuckles] -…like the Zeus.
-No wonder he's so shiny. -Billy, look.
[Marmaduke] He uses name-brand shampoo. I use soap.
Dish soap.
Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo?
Don't be silly.
You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles]
-[gasps] -[cash register dings]
It's too expensive.
Zeus is so, so special. [giggles]
Hmm.
[sarcastically] So, so special. Right.
Yes. Please. Okay.
Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion!
[cheering]
[Henri and Philippe] Zeus!
[cheering continues]
And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo!
Handmade by me and my brother.
[chuckles]
Oh! Zeus.
I'm so happy to be-- [grunts]
Sorry.
[shudders]
Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag?
Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close?
You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too.
[laughing]
Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion.
Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is
total humiliation for you and your family.
[grumbles]
-[roars] -[gasps, shouts]
-Oh! -[laughs] Psych.
[groans]
Huh?
[Guy chuckles]
Congratulations, Marmaduke.
You're all signed up for your first dog show.
Guy?
Oh!
Who's this pretty princess?
[scoffs] See ya later, loser.
Humph.
Ugh. Ooh.
Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me.
Come on, we have to get ready for the competition.
[upbeat music playing]
[urinating]
Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion.
Showtime.
[Marmaduke] Wow.
-Hmm? -Hi, pal.
Hi.
So many new friends to talk to.
Yay!
Ah. Here we are.
Wow.
This is all for me?
You belong here.
-You have to believe you're a winner. -Huh? [grunts]
So start acting like one.
[muffled] Okey dokey.
-[warbles] -Stay put while I find out when we're up.
Okay.
Believe you're a winner.
Got it. No problem.
I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner.
-[dog gasps] Zeus. -Huh?
-[triumphant music playing] -[woman squeals] Zeus!
Oh no. Zeus!
Okay, okay. Act cool.
Just ignore him, and he won't bother you.
Oh, Zeus. Zeus!
-It was so great to meet you earlier. -[sighs]
[grunts]
[quavering]
-[Zeus chuckles] -[grunts]
Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier.
Whatever, Zeus.
But did… did… did you just apologize?
Yeah, man.
I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and…
-I just lost it. -[woman] Oh! Oh no!
Us show dogs have to stick together, bro-bro.
[woman] No, boy! Oh, stop!
[hesitantly] Okay, bro-bro.
I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something.
Now, there's a well-known secret about every single dog show.
Follow me.
Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons.
-Huh? -We come here for…
the food!
[Marmaduke] It's… it's a… I don't… I can't…
I… I want… I…
I need…
There's… there's so much food!
[Zeus] You okay, buddy?
Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right?
It's so beautiful.
Go on. Dive in.
But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition.
A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need.
We don't have much time, so dig in.
[chewing] Mmm. Mmm.
Okay, I'm in.
But just a tiny taste. [exhales]
I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups.
I'll see you in five.
-See ya. -[saliva dripping]
[chuckles menacingly]
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage.
The show is finally starting!
[laughs gleefully]
-Where the… -[barks]
-…is Marmaduke?
[Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat.
So happy.
[belches]
[groans, belches]
[announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage.
[groans]
-[stomach gurgles] -[groaning continues]
[sighs]
[straining, groaning]
-Whoa! [grunts] -[dishes clattering]
Okay, gotta get up.
[strains]
[grunting]
-[sighs, groans] -[stomach sloshes]
Did my legs shrink?
[grunts]
[announcer] The dog show competition is starting.
All contestants must get ready.
[groaning] I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
[straining]
[grunting]
[straining]
-[legs warbling] -[panting]
[inhales sharply]
[farts]
[exhales] Okay.
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] Bring out the dogs!
Yay! Here they come!
[Guy] Ugh.
Where is that… [sighs]
Oh! Where have you been?
Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar.
[burps]
[coughing]
What is that smell?!
[clears throat]
Now, remember, float around the perimeter.
[crowd cheering]
[Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke!
[Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating.
[woman] Go! Go! Yes!
[cheering continues]
[Marmaduke] See? We're good.
Easy peasy, lemon--
-[grunts] -[stomach gurgles]
Uh-oh.
[gurgling]
-[thuds] -[legs quaver]
-[farts] -What are you doing?
[groaning] I gotta go!
-[farts] -[sniffs]
Blech!
That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again.
What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp?
What's going on?!
Whoa!
He looks like me after Taco Tuesday.
Get up.
I can't. Trust me.
What's wrong with Marmaduke?
[straining] Get up.
[Zeus] How was your snack?
-You look a bit bloated. [chuckles] -[grunting nervously]
I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to…
[gurgling]
Uh-oh!
I need to-- Oh!
-Gotta go! -Marmaduke!
-[panting] -[spluttering]
[panting frantically]
[labored breathing]
[panting] It's too far. I'm not gonna make it.
[whimpers]
Oh? Oh!
-Ah. I can do it. I can do it. -[tires screeching]
Someone control that dog.
[panting]
-[boings] -Aah!
[grunts]
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
[stomach gurgling]
-[exhaling] -[farting]
-[man] What is that? -[kid] Oh my God!
-[girl] What's happening? -[Henri] What the heck?
[screaming, grunting]
-[Dottie] What is that? -[coughing]
[Phil] Watch out!
[coughing]
[girl screams]
[dramatic music playing]
[screaming]
[girl crying]
[snoring]
[whimpering]
[woman screams]
[retching]
[Barbara screams]
[gags]
[woman gagging, coughing]
[dramatic music continues]
[boy] We're all gonna die!
[screaming]
-[boy grunts] -[crashing]
[coughing]
That's awesome!
[coughing]
[inhales] That was a disgrace!
I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life!
I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness.
[Marmaduke whimpers]
Congratulations, Phil.
You've discovered a new breed of dog.
The Not-So-Great Dane.
[sighs]
[groans]
-[sighs] -[Billy] It's okay, boy.
You don't have to do this anymore.
It's all over.
[high-pitched coughing]
[gags]
-[school bell rings] -[upbeat music playing]
[girls laughing]
Ew.
[laughs] Gross.
Hey.
Hey, guys.
[cheerleaders laughing]
Watch out. It's El Stinko!
She shares a home with Scooby Poo!
[laughing]
-[sad music playing] -[cheerleader] Ew!
[laughing continues]
[upbeat music playing]
[boy] Check it out.
[chuckles]
[boys laughing]
[grunts]
Your dog is disgusting!
-Yeah. -[laughing]
Take it back!
[grunts]
-[boy taunting in singsong] -[boy 2] Get him!
[grunting]
[boys laughing]
[boy 2] Loser!
[sentimental music playing]
[grunts]
[Marmaduke] Billy?
[sighs]
Say something nice to your dog.
[sighs]
You…
I mean…
You…
[whimpers]
You are who you are, Marmaduke.
[sighs]
[exhales]
[groans]
Oh, Phil means well,
but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech.
[sighs]
Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal.
So you lost the dog show competition.
I didn't just lose.
I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people.
[sighs]
Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?
-Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. -[inhales sharply]
And tt took two security guards to get it out!
[grunts]
Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives.
[sighs]
Probably best if you lay low for a while.
This will all blow over.
I hope.
[groans, whimpers]
[treat thuds]
[birds chirping]
[crickets chirping]
[light switch clicks]
[grunts]
[huffs]
[sobs]
I quit cheerleading today.
[Dottie] Oh, honey.
And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school.
Thanks, Barb.
Our dog's a loser!
He's not a loser!
Kids.
Some dogs are meant to be champions.
Some dogs are meant to be…
dogs.
Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. [chuckles]
Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate.
But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us.
-Huh? -[record scratches]
[epic orchestral music playing]
-[record scratches] -What is it?
Guy wants us to pay for the training costs.
Did you agree to that?
It was supposed to come out of the prize money
that we didn't win.
We're all losers!
[sobbing]
[sighs] It's all my fault.
[Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay.
[somber music playing]
[sighs]
I'm really sorry.
-[thunder rumbling] -[King Tut sighs]
[dramatic up-tempo music playing]
[Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions.
Some dogs are meant to be…
dogs.
[Barbara] Our dog's a loser!
[Zeus] The only thing you're going to win
is total humiliation for you and your family.
[groans]
[Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie.
Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school.
[Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog,
the Not-So-Great Dane.
-[grunts] -[car horn blaring]
Whoa!
[grunts]
[panting]
Oh!
[sighs]
They’ll be better off without me.
I'm such a loser.
[car horn blaring]
-[tires squealing] -Huh?
Toodle-oo!
King Tut!
-[panting] -[car horns beeping]
[tires squealing]
[grunting in slow motion]
-[grunts] -[car horn beeping]
What were you doing out there?
Waiting for you.
What?
[King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger
because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure
that the whole family is safe and sound.
Tell that to Billy and Barbara.
[King Tut] Nobody wins their first competition.
You just need to go back out there and make things right.
Are you kidding? All that training?
What a joke.
Guy was right.
-There is a champion inside of you. -[soft piano music playing]
How do you know?
Because he just saved me.
Huh.
Believe in yourself.
Believe I'm a champion?
[King Tut] Yep.
Come on. Let's go home.
[Marmaduke] I am a champion.
I'm the greatest dog of all time.
[King Tut] I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure.
[Marmaduke] Awesome!
-[sips] -[knocking on door]
-[blowing] -[knocking on door]
[sighs]
[knocking continues]
I'm back. Let's do this.
Oh, look. It's you. Listen.
It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion.
-Huh? -A champion makes the impossible possible.
But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion.
Go home, dog.
[growls]
I'll show you what a real champion can do.
[intense music playing]
[panting]
[Big Ben tolls]
[water splashes]
[chomps]
This amazing dog has just done the impossible
and made a solo trip around the world.
What?
How can this be?
[reporter] We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog
traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing--
-[sighs] -[crowd cheering]
-[glass shatters] -[Billy] There's Marmaduke!
[cheering continues]
[man] Marmaduke's the best!
[boy] Way to go, Marmaduke!
-[dogs barking] -[cheering continues]
[water dripping]
-[dogs barking] -[crowd cheering]
I get it, okay?
This dog wants another chance.
[barks]
Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed.
I was wrong.
There's no champion inside of him.
[sighs]
[grunts]
-Billy. -[man protesting]
-So, please, just leave. -[man] You stink!
What a jerk.
-Dottie. -[huffing]
-[booing] -[barking]
[whimpers]
It's okay, boy.
-[whimpering] -[woman] Aw, come on!
-[man] You're the worst. -Hey!
[groans]
If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops.
Call 'em.
Because it appears somebody stole your integrity.
-[crowd gasps] -[laughing]
-Good one, Billy. -[man] Yeah, he's right!
[huffs, growls]
You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion.
[man] That's right. Tell him how it is!
-But if there's a failure in this story… -[man] Tell him.
…it's you!
Come on, boy!
[woman] Listen to the kid!
[crowd protesting]
Hmm. He's right.
[man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going.
Wait!
-[Marmaduke whimpers] -[footsteps approaching]
Nobody's ever called me a failure.
What's your point?
My point is
that I like what the boy said about me being a failure.
You do?
Never accepting failure. Never giving up.
That is how you make the impossible possible.
And that is what made me
the greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen!
Thank you for calling me a failure!
You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place.
[Billy grunts]
-[chuckles] -Oh, we're going to do great things.
-[grunts] -Marmaduke.
[Marmaduke grunts]
Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship!
-[crowd cheering] -[Guy laughing]
-[dogs barking] -[boy] Marmaduke, you rock!
Uh, what just happened?
I'm not sure.
Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back.
Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog.
Yep. That's kinda always been my motto.
[Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you!
[dogs barking]
-[jazzy music playing] -[phone ringing]
[clears throat]
Hello, Amy.
Oh. [chuckles]
Guy Hilton.
I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship.
What kind of favor?
I want to bring a rookie
-to this year’s competition. -[giggles]
Anything for you.
And don't make any dinner plans
because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time.
Mmm!
I'd like that.
[Guy] Perfect.
See you soon.
Bye, Guy.
Yes!
[upbeat music playing]
[Billy] Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this!
[Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well.
Uh-oh.
-Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. -[groans]
It's just a dog show.
[Guy] Showtime.
[camera shutters clicking]
Wow!
[cheering]
[man] Marmaduke!
-Wow! -Whoa!
[Dottie] Oh my goodness.
[Phil] Hey! Wait up!
[woman] You look good!
[cheering continues]
[man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero!
[sniffing]
[in Spanish accent] What is that delicious smell?
[trainer] Juan Pedro, self-control.
[woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle!
[in French accent] This humidity is not doing my coat any favors.
[grunting, snarls]
[in British accent] Give us another chop, eh?
Good old boy.
-[man] Vinnie! -[chomping]
If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won.
[Zeus chuckles]
So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place?
-[man] Zeus! -[laughs]
[man] Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time?
[dog barks]
[trainer] You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win!
[Guy humming]
Are we sure these are all dogs?
I mean, that one has two rear ends.
-[boings] -[Marmaduke] Oh.
How does a dog get muscles like that?
[straining, grunting]
[humming continues]
-[grunting] -[leg rattles]
[strains]
Wait. Where's me protein shake?
Ronnie, this ain't funny.
Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks]
There you go, sunshine. [chuckles] There you go.
[belches]
Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake?
Hold still, Marmaduke.
[gasps, sighs]
[whimsical music playing]
[brush thuds]
Amy!
Don't move.
Hmm?
Wait, don't leave me.
I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas.
[stomach rumbles]
Hello, Guy.
Thanks for making this happen at the last minute.
[Amy chuckles]
Of course. I was glad you called.
It's really good to see you.
I'd love to chat,
but I've got to get back to my office now.
[gasps]
Amy, wait.
Are we still on for dinner?
[Amy] You do owe me a dinner.
[Guy] Great!
Guy.
-[sniffing] -Huh? Huh?
Hey, hello.
[in French accent] I haven't seen you around.
[nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that,
I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so…
[chuckles]
Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf?
[growls]
I thought it was a dishrag.
Hey, Hansel.
Ooh, better cut back on the strudel.
Your belly's starting to drag on the floor.
-[gasps] -[laughs menacingly]
[growls]
Zhi?
All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? [laughs]
Why waste your-- [grunts]
-[energy reverberating] -[grunting]
Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus.
[Zeus grunts]
They may be your downfall.
Whatever. [clears throat]
[muttering] Crazy dog.
[giggles]
Don't be so nervous.
I don't bite.
[hesitantly] Okay.
Unless you want me to.
[chuckles]
Uh…
What? Huh?
Au revoir!
Hey, Shantrelle.
[groans]
Zeus.
Let's do lunch.
-[scoffs] As if. -Ugh.
[chuckles] Same old Shantrelle.
Marmaduke!
[indistinct chatter]
I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show.
You tricked me. You're a weasel.
Easy, big boy.
Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor
and embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching?
[growls]
The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech.
[laughing]
-[roars] -[grunting]
-[crowd gasps] -[babbles dizzily]
-[groans] -[crowd chuckles]
[laughing]
Psych!
[reporter] Welcome to the World Dog Championship.
There are always so many incredible stories at this show.
But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself,
Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail,"
Marmaduke.
[cheering, applauding]
Are you ready?
I… I was ready born.
I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready.
The simple answer is just yes.
Welcome back, dog aficionados!
This year is going to be a doozy.
-[buzzing] -Bring out the dogs!
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] Ah. And here they come in all their majesty.
[cheering continues]
-Go, Marmaduke! -Woo-hoo!
[Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo!
[man] Yes!
[Phil] Go, Marmaduke!
Marmaduke!
[announcer] Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition
where the canine's self-control is tested
with a baconized version of their favorite treat.
Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen,
and my wife might say there's no "if" about it…
[laughs, sighs]
She hates me. [clears throat]
…I… I would struggle during this part of the competition.
[crowd cheering]
[in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me.
[kissing]
[announcer] Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist
the bacon taco for 30 seconds!
[sniffing] Bacon taco?
What a great idea! That's amazing. [licks lips]
I love it! I love it!
Juan Pedro, self-control.
[licks lips] I love it!
[announcer] The little guy is eyeballing that taco,
but the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a--
-[screams, chomps] -[trainer] Ay! Ay!
-[Amy gasps] -[trainer] Oh no!
Ay, ay, ay!
He needs his medication!
Ouch!
Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified.
-[buzzer blares] -[trainer] No, it's not his fault!
[Juan Pedro growling]
[trainer] Oh no!
Ay! [grunts]
[groans]
Oh, where'd you come from?
-[mystical music playing] -The bacon is your enemy.
Huh?
[Zhi] To beat the bacon,
you have to become the bacon.
[gong resonates]
Become the bacon, huh?
You are a strange little dog.
[Zhi] Good luck.
-[applauding] -[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke!
Remember, focus.
Focus. Got it.
-[crowd cheering] -Become the bacon.
[sizzling]
[panting]
[grunting]
Bacon pizza?!
[in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon!
[sniffing]
[groaning]
Oh. He's definitely gonna cave.
Come on, boy.
Don't be you!
[panting, strains]
Ugh.
[whispering] Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon.
Hmm?
You are the bacon.
[shudders] Huh?
I wouldn't eat me.
Would you eat me?
-No. -[timer dings]
[crowd cheering]
Yeah!
-Whoo! -Woo-hoo!
Go, Marmaduke!
[Guy] Great job, Marmaduke.
[Marmaduke] Hey, you could've saved me a bite.
He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle.
[cheering]
[announcer] One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course.
And first up is Zeus! [giggles]
-[blows whistle] -Go!
[crowd cheering]
[engine roaring]
[crowd cheering]
[tires squealing]
[brakes screeching]
[crowd cheering]
[laughing gleefully]
[announcer] And just like his namesake,
Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning.
[Henri chuckling]
You got this.
Just like we practiced.
Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it.
-Hey, furbag. -Huh?
What do you want?
Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face,
nobody expected you to win anyway.
[laughs obnoxiously]
[grumbles] I'll show you.
[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke!
[crowd cheers]
-[liquid sloshing] -[Marmaduke] Huh? Huh?
Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon!
-[blows whistle] -Marmaduke, what's happening?
Whoa!
[quavering]
-Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! -[Barbara] Yay!
Whoa!
[grunting]
Whoa!
[grunting]
Whoa!
[quavers]
[grunts]
[screams]
Whoa!
[grunting]
Whoo!
[screams]
[grunts] Aah!
-[crowd cheers] -Huh?
Oh!
I can't believe I did it.
-Yeah! -[legs warble]
[laughing gleefully]
Yes!
Ugh! No freakin' way!
Yeah!
-Yay! Marmaduke! -Go Marmaduke!
[floor squeaking]
Huh? Wha? [grunting]
[squeals nervously]
[grunting]
[quavering]
-[yelps] -[grunting]
Aah! [screams]
[crowd exclaiming]
["Sad Trombone" plays]
-[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke groans]
-Guy? -[Guy groaning hoarsely]
Guy?
[upbeat music playing]
In a crazy turn of events,
Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog
has ended in a terrible injury.
Looks like this underdog landed under his dog.
[announcer] The talent show is about to begin.
Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing
due to Guy Hilton’s accident.
[sighs]
[Amy] Guy is at the hospital now.
I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine.
I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show.
[gentle music playing]
I think your dog has a lot of heart.
Marmaduke was great today.
[Phil and Dottie] Thanks.
I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care.
[Phil and Dottie] Bye.
I know you're sad right now.
But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy
he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance,
but he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike.
[scoffs]
That was…
beautiful, Barbara.
[sighing] Oh.
Should we just call a taxi and go home?
Hmm.
The Winslows are a lot of things.
Bad golfers.
Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them.
Always late for church.
Inconsiderate drivers.
Constant underachievers.
Your point, honey?
We are not quitters.
Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs.
Some say you're too big.
I say you're too big-hearted.
And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face.
Me?
[Phil] So, if you wanna finish what you started…
I… I do.
Then I think we can find you a new trainer.
Who?
Team Winslow!
[Marmaduke] Huh?
Come on, bring it in.
-[Marmaduke] Let's do it. -[all] Yeah!
-Woo-hoo! -[Dottie laughs]
-[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'. -[Dottie] Silly dog.
-[cheering] -[Marmaduke howls]
[upbeat music playing]
We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens
will be named the greatest dog on earth
and win the million-dollar prize!
Now to my favorite part, the talent show.
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie
with their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength!
-[rock and roll music playing] -[grunting]
[grunts]
-[crowd gasps] -[judge] Oh!
-[grunting] -[judges exclaiming]
[cheering]
Wow!
[grunts, strains]
[cracking]
[rumbling]
[straining]
[thud reverberates]
[judge] Whoo! Yes!
Wow!
That is one strong dog.
Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza!
[pop music playing]
Ooh. Ah!
[panting] Whoa!
[laughing] Wow!
♪ Let's go ♪
[pop music continues]
♪ Bring it back to the break My body shake, shake ♪
♪ Got to put it down now Put it down now ♪
[blows kiss]
Whoa!
[howling]
[cheering]
[whistles]
[announcer] Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend
of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East.
[all gasp]
Ha!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Ha!
[rapping] ♪ I'm a mystic Gonna be ballistic ♪
♪ Be here where my game stays clear And never polished ♪
♪ I'm about to change the game up Your game's up, ha! ♪
♪ Follow the shake-up, ha! ♪
♪ Fake out That's what I wanna be ♪
♪ Ha! ♪
[cheering]
-That was awesome! -Yay!
Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show. Yay!
Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered?
[strains, sighs]
[announcer] Next up, Zeus and Henri,
demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur!
Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus.
-Ah! -[Henri] Keep your eyes focused.
Whoa! Huh?
[dazed murmuring]
You are now in a trance.
You will now obey Zeus.
[crowd] Obey Zeus…
Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus…
-[smacking] -[crowd chanting] Obey Zeus…
-Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… -[smacking, yelping]
-Suckers. [chuckles] -[crowd] Obey Zeus…
Obey Zeus…
[all gasp, grunt]
-[chuckles, exhales] -[crowd] Obey Zeus…
-[chanting] Obey Zeus… -[panting]
-[chanting continues] -[rattling]
[rattling]
[laughing] Hey.
[chuckles]
[Henri] You will give Zeus the perfect score.
The trance is over!
[all] Huh?
[gasping] Oh!
[indistinct chatter]
[man chuckles]
-[warbles, splutters] -[crowd cheering]
Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible!
Wasn't it?
[judge laughing gleefully]
-[crowd gasps] -[gasps softly]
Mm-mm…
[laughs, stops]
[chuckles nervously]
[announcer] Marmaduke is back in the competition
with his new trainer, Team Winslow.
Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West!
[crowd cheering]
-[man] Marmaduke is back! -[woman] Whoo! Marmaduke!
And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts.
[Marmaduke growls]
Lookin' for me?
-Yeah. [growls] -We sure are.
Come and get me.
[laughs]
-Yahoo! -[neighs, howls]
Get him! Get him! Yeehaw!
-[laughs] -[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!
-[Billy] Yeah! -We're bringin' you in!
-[growls, neighs] -Yeehaw!
[both cheering]
-Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo!
[Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away! [neighing]
[grunting]
[Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up!
[Billy] Yahoo! I got ya!
[grunting]
You can’t get away from us, Black Bart.
[laughs evilly]
You'll never take me alive.
Have it your way.
-[gun firing] -[Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat!
-[King Tut] Meow! -[Marmaduke] Dance!
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Woo-hoo!
-Whoo! -Yay! Marmaduke!
-[Billy laughs] -[upbeat music playing]
-Time to bust a move! -[Billy] Yeah!
[Marmaduke grunting]
[cheering]
Fantastic, Marmaduke!
Ow!
This is stupid. That isn't talent.
[both chuckle]
Why are you dancing?
Stop it!
[grunting]
-[music ends] -[crowd cheers]
I can't believe you made it.
I wasn't gonna miss your big show.
Thanks.
You can take it from here, pal.
[chuckles]
See ya, buddy.
[Amy] Woo-hoo!
Yes! Woo-hoo!
[Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow!
[cheering continues]
-[Barbara whooping] -[Billy laughs]
[Dottie] Yay!
Oh, that was awesome!
[Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke.
Yeah!
[Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love?
[Vinnie grunting]
[announcer] And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for.
-And this year's World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll]
Smell ya later, losers.
Zeus!
-[chuckles] -[crowd cheers]
[Henri] Yes!
[chuckling]
[judge laughing]
I knew me quads would be me downfall.
[sobbing]
Sorry you didn't win, buddy.
At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am.
-[Henri laughing] -[Amy gasps]
[judge and Henri laughing]
Oh, Zeus is so, so special.
[giggles]
So, so special?
Hmm. I've heard that before.
Zeus is so, so special.
I knew he was a cheater.
We can't let him get away with this.
Hmm. [grunts]
[energy pulsating]
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
[grunts]
-Huh? -[gasps]
[warbles dizzily, grunts]
[gasps]
-[yelps] -[crowd gasps]
[grunts]
[groans]
-[giggles nervously] -[deflating]
[gasps]
-[Henri] Huh? -[gasps]
[quavers] Gospodi!
Who the heck is that guy? [chuckles nervously]
[Amy] Security! Security!
Huh? What are you guys doing?!
Hey! You got the wrong guy!
-Stop! Let me go! -[crowd cheers]
-[laughs] -[barking]
All right! Yeah!
[laughing]
Zeus has been disqualified.
-And the new World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll]
Zhi!
[crowd cheering]
[Zhi] Hmm.
Hmm.
This can't happen.
That trophy's mine.
I'm supposed to be champion!
[growls]
[Amy gasps]
[growling]
[grunts]
-[smacking] -[grunting]
Smell you later.
The kick that isn't there.
Good one, Marmaduke. [groans]
[growling] You!
[laughing]
Moi?
[Zeus growls]
I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head!
[grunts]
-[clangs] -[groans]
[metal creaking]
[man exclaiming nervously]
[yelps]
I'm okay!
Aah!
[screams]
[quavers] I'm not okay!
[crowd screaming]
-Hold on! -Watch out!
[gasps]
[metal screeches]
-Billy! -I got ya, Billy!
Whoa!
Marmaduke!
Uh-oh.
-[whimpers] -[crashing]
-Get a vet! Somebody, please! -Marmaduke!
[gasps]
Marmaduke.
Buddy.
Talk to me.
Oh no!
[hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay.
[Phil] Oh…
Marmaduke.
Marmaduke was a good dog.
He was loved by all.
Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone.
-Chasing after cats. -Oh…
[Phil] Knocking down hedges.
Never passing up a good bone.
Hogging my favorite chair.
His heart was always in the right place.
We should never have tried to train you.
-[machinery beeping] -You were perfect just the way you were.
[sobbing]
Marmaduke.
We will miss you…
very much.
[all crying]
[crying, sniffling]
Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet?
-[all] Marmaduke! -[crowd cheers]
-[Phil laughs] -[Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog.
-[Phil] Aw. -[Billy laughs]
[Barbara] I love you guys.
Right back at you, guys.
[groans]
Where's my trophy?
-[security guard] Come on, you. -I'm the World Champion.
I'm the World Champion!
[groans]
See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles]
Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out.
Marmaduke.
You are not like any dog I've ever met.
Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately.
-[kissing] -[man] Whoo! Yeah!
Ooh la la!
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Ooh! ♪
[Marmaduke] So that's my rags-to-riches, happily-ever-after, Cinderella story.
No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat.
So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now?
♪ La, la ♪
♪ Marmaduke ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ He's got a big heart Big love ♪
♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪
[rapping] ♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪
♪ The Greatest Dane In the whole darn town ♪
♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪
♪ I gotta eat It's my command ♪
♪ Now, I love my family Yes, I do ♪
♪ But sometimes they think That I'm crazy too ♪
♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪
♪ But when I see food I kinda go nuts! ♪
♪ I try to be cool But then I lose it ♪
♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪
♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪
♪ Everybody now ♪
♪ Bowwow ♪
[barking]
♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Then there's cats I gotta chase them ♪
♪ It's a dog's job It's my description ♪
♪ Cars and bugs Postman and a cat ♪
♪ I chase them all And then I sleep on my mat ♪
♪ I sleep all day ♪
♪ I sleep all night ♪
♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪
♪ And then it starts all over again ♪
♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪
♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪
♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪
[barking]
♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪
♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪
♪ I don't want money And I don't want fame ♪
♪ I just want love 'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪
♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪
♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪
[barking]
-♪ Whoo! ♪ -♪ Bowwow ♪
♪ Marmaduke! ♪
♪ He's a big dog ♪
♪ We're gonna have a blowout In my backyard ♪
♪ Aw yeah ♪
♪ Dogs gone wild ♪
♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪
♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪
♪ Everyone's invited And they're comin' from afar ♪
♪ I really wanna be there But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪
♪ Don't know how I'll get out But inside, I cannot stay ♪
♪ You know it's not a party Unless I bring my party ways ♪
♪ It's finally time to break out To crash right through the window ♪
♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪
♪ 'Cause it's finally time To party with you ♪
♪ Aw yeah ♪
♪ Today we're gonna party With the whole pack in my backyard ♪
♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
♪ Stuck in my room Got my face against the window ♪
♪ Textin' all my friends My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪
♪ Party people jammin' In my back, back, backyard ♪
♪ Dogs gone wild Dogs gone crazy ♪
♪ Been so long Since I've seen the light of day ♪
♪ Starin' at the walls Watchin' ticktock ♪
♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪
♪ Someone get me outta here ♪
♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪
[pop music playing]
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