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<i>Your 10-year high school reunion.</i>

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<i>Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression,
and I was making mine on-</i>

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<i>Ted? Tad? Whatever.</i>

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<i>I know, not exactly
Most Likely to Succeed...</i>

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<i>but it's not like I had
a law degree to brag about...</i>

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<i>or a Ritten house Square apartment,
or a fancy job.</i>

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<i>- Oh.
- Or a job, period.</i>

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- Man.
- Is that it?

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Yes, baby, that's-that's it.

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<i>There are women- thiner women-</i>

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<i>who have lace bras, silk thongs...</i>

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<i>things designed to excite a man.</i>

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<i>A thong would look ridiculous on me.</i>

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<i>I wear cotton briefs.</i>

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<i>My life is about working long hours...</i>

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<i>planning trips I never take...</i>

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<i>and settling for love found
on the pages of romance novels.</i>

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<i>And because things like this
never happen to me...</i>

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<i>the lawyer in me wants proof.</i>

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Hold on.

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<i>Is this Rose Feller?</i>

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Who is this?

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My name's Todd.
I'm here with your sister.

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<i>Things like this,
on the other hand, happen all the time.</i>

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Those are my shoes.

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<i>You know, it is actually possible
to attend a reunion...</i>

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and not wind up passed out
on the bathroom floor.

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1994 called.
It wants its hair scrunchie back.

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Oh.

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How are the fashionable girls
wearing their hair these days...

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<i>when they pick up their drunk sisters
in the middle of the night?</i>

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Is that even a dress?

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Just drive.

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<i>Shit.</i>

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<i>♪ Duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Duh-nuh, duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪</i>

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♪ Duh-nuh, duhhh-nuh
duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪

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- ♪ Duh-nuh ♪♪ Oh!
- You're drunk!

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Shh. Don't let Sydelle know.

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Oops.

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I was very clear.

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You can only stay here
if there was none of your nonsense.

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- Excuse me. I'm gonna go to bed.
- And throw up all over my white carpets?

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Absolutely not.
Take your things and go.

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Where is she supposed to go?

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- I don't care. Take her home with you.
- No way.

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- I don't care. Take her home with you.
- No way.

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Gee, you two really know
how to make a girl feel special.

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- I want to talk to Dad about this.
- Your father's asleep.

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My Marcia and her husband are coming
for brunch tomorrow. He needs his rest.

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I'm sure if he were given the choice of resting
up for your child or talking to his own...

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he'd choose me.

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Did you just raise your eyebrow?

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I can't tell. It doesn't-

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It doesn't move anymore.

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"My Marcia's coming for brunch."

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To stuff her anorexic face.

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<i>What... is... this?</i>

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<i>Rose Feller!</i>

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- Is there a man in this house?
- Shh!

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- A human man?
- Shh, Maggie!

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Oh.

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No, give me that!

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- No! Ooh!
- Maggie! Maggie!

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- Yummy. Yummy.
- Shh!

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He's cute. Who is he?

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None of your business.

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Well, I, for one...

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am shocked...

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and appaled....

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Shh! Don't, Maggie. Shut up.

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<i>Life doesn't have
to be this hard, Mag.</i>

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If you just prepared a little, you know,
maybe went back to school?

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Oh, right.
'Cause that worked so well the first time.

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I mean the literacy place.

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Retard "U."

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<i>- If you just went back, finished up there-
- Right.</i>

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maybe it'll help you
figure out what you're good at.

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I know what I'm good at.

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- Besides that.
- Oh.

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You have so much potential.

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- You do realize I'm drunk, don't you?
- Mm-hmm.

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Remember Honey Bun?

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How long did we have him for?

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- A day.
- Mmm.

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That was a good day.

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Yeah.

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- Oh. Good morning, um-
- Mmm.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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<i>- Is that English?
- Oh, Jim.</i>

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This is my sister, Maggie.

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<i>She just dropped by last night to visit.</i>

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Right.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning!

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- I'm sorry about that.
- It's not a problem.

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Hey.

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I could've sworn I had some 20s here.

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Mm-hmm! Okay.

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Hmm.

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Sherbet.

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<i>Where does she get the time
to do this?</i>

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Okay.

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I love you.

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<i>All right, Rose. What do you got?</i>

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Oh, shit!

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There's a man in this picture?

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Oh, shut up!
I had technical difficulties.

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<i>- Who's next?
- Trust me. Look, he's gorgeous.</i>

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- Thank you.
- And smart and totally... smoldering.

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- Can you make that a full pound of
the hot sopresata? - You got it.

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Office romances can go very bad.

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Well, they can also go very good.

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You know, 30% of married women
met their husbands at work.

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- Where did you get that statistic?
- Made it up.

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Mm-hmm.

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All extracurricular activity happens
off-campus- his place or yours.

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No, his. Mine's a little crowded
these days. Maggie.

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- No!
- Just till she finds a job.

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You say that like that's something
she's remotely capable of.

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Why do you let her do this to you?

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Because... she's my sister.

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<i>All right. What's your name?</i>

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Maggie May Feller. What's yours?

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Some of you who had plans for the weekend
are, unfortunately, going to have to cancel.

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The settlement discussions for the Donaldson
case have broken down completely...

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so we'll need to start
gearing up for trial.

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Simon, you should put together
a deposition schedule today.

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And, Ellen, you should start drafting
a summary judgment motion.

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I'll need to see that before we file it,
so you'll need to get it to me by Thursday, okay?

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Let's get to it.

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<i>Listen, uh,
I'm supposed to go to Chicago...</i>

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<i>to do some recruiting interviews
next weekend, but it's my kid's birthday.</i>

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<i>- Can you go for me?
- Chicago?</i>

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- Yeah.
- It's cold there.

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- Aw, come on. I promised I'd be the clown.
- I don't know.

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If I could drag an associate along to help
with interviews so I don't fall behind.

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Uh, Feller?

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- Any interest? Chicago?
- Oh, gee, I don't know.

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I mean, like you said,
it's... pretty cold there.

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Buy some mittens.

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<i>Rose. Your sister.</i>

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Guess who's in New York waiting for
her callback to be the next MTV veejay?

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Well, uh-

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Out of curiosity, um, how much
did it cost you to get up there?

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Who cares? I'll make it back.

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Oh, right, when MTV hires you
and makes you a great big star.

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Would it kill you to be supportive?

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I mean, would that just send you
into "anaphallic" shock or something?

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Anaphylactic, Maggie, not "anaphallic."

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<i>Maggie May Feller!</i>

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I have to go. That's me.

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<i>- You're next.
- Excuse me.</i>

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<i>- Welcome back, Maggie May.
- Thank you. It's good to be back.</i>

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<i>Now, you see the screen
with the words on it?</i>

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<i>Just read what it says...</i>

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<i>and just... look into the camera...</i>

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<i>and give it that- that personality.</i>

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<i>Just let it shine through.</i>

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<i>Okay, whenever you're ready.</i>

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"It's Friday afternoon on"- Oh.

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<i>Okay. Let's try again.</i>

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<i>- Okay.
- Just relax.</i>

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<i>"It's Friday afternoon on TRL and"-</i>

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<i>Take it back.</i>

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<i>"It's Friday afternoon
on TRL and later today"-</i>

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<i>You okay, Maggie May?</i>

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Yeah.

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Well? Are you famous yet?

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<i>A position in retail.</i>

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<i>Employment history?</i>

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♪♪

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What was your last job?

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- Lucky Jeans for three weeks.
- Why'd it end?

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Some crazy bitch with a coupon.

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The coupon says 15%!
15% of the total!

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15% of 42! Do the math!
What's your problem?

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<i>Okay, well, if anyone asks, just...</i>

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say it wasn't challenging enough.

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And before that was the restaurant, right?
The Canal House?

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And before that?

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Before that? The Gap.

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Before that? The Limited.

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Wanamaker's Fragrance,
Wanamaker's Accessories.

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Oh, come on. You really don't
want to do this right now, do you?

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No, but I also don't want you
on my couch for the next three months.

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I'll let you do my résumé
if you let me do your makeup.

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- Forget it.
- Why?

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I don't know- at some point today,
I have to face the world...

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and I'd rather not do it
looking like a $20 hooker.

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Oh, come on. I promise you'll
still look like you, just better.

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Let's go pick out an outfit
for inspiration. Shoes.

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- I don't have-
- Shoes!

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You know...

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you don't even wear most of these.

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Shoes like these should not
be locked in a closet.

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They should be living
a life of scandal and passion...

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getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire
while his frigid wife waits in the limo...

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thinking that he just went back into the bar
to get his cell phone.

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- These are cute too.
- Please tell me you just made that up.

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Look, if you're not gonna wear them,
don't buy them.

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Leave them for somebody who's
gonna get something out of them.

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I get something out of them.

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When I feel bad,
I like to treat myself.

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Clothes never look any good.

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Food just makes me fatter.

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Shoes always fit.

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<i>- Don't slouch.
- Something for you ladies?</i>

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I think we're gonna
just take a minute. Thanks.

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- I thought I was getting a drink out of this.
- Patience.

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Eww! Maggie, no.

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How would you ladies like
to join us for something wet?

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- What is that?
- It's a vagina.

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You know what? Sydelle's right.
You're completely obscene.

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Why, because I say "vagina"?

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" Michael,
I don't know what's wrong with your girls.

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My Marcia never uses the word 'vagina'!"

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Oh, no, my Marcia
doesn't even have a vagina!

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Oh, my Marcia has a vagina,
all right...

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but my Marcia's vagina is made
of solid 24-karat gold.

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My Marcia's vagina is so perfect,
it's in a museum!

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What can I get you girls?

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We'll have two stacks
of whole wheat honey pancakes...

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<i>and a side of bacon, please.</i>

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<i>- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.</i>

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Oh, and, uh, are you hiring?

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I'll bring an application.

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My Marcia never eats pancakes.

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That's why my Marcia
still wears a m-

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What?

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I can't believe you just did that.

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Did what?

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"Are you hiring?"

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God, Rose,
we were having fun for once.

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- It's an opportunity.
- To do what?

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To work the graveyard shift serving pancakes
to cops and whores and drunks.

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I think you should work, so you don't
have to mooch off me for everything.

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What are you talking about?
I just got us two rounds of drinks.

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No. Cuervo Carl got the drinks, and only
because he hoped you'd sleep with him.

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Well, I didn't.

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You need a job, Maggie.

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<i>There's a whole world
of commerce out there...</i>

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<i>that has nothing to do with sex.</i>

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Where people actually make money
without seducing anyone.

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Obviously, or you'd starve.

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You're not gonna look
like this forever, you know.

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<i>Eventually you'll be older...</i>

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and then all the men who foot your bill now
will be buying drinks for girls half your age.

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And what are you gonna do then?

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<i>Well, you better think of something...</i>

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<i>'cause middle-aged tramps aren't cute.</i>

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They're pathetic.

00:20:55.784 --> 00:20:58.514
- Fine.
- What are you doing?

00:20:58.620 --> 00:21:01.521
Sit down, Mag. Mag.

00:21:05.627 --> 00:21:07.925
<i>Your car's here, Miss Feller.</i>

00:21:11.967 --> 00:21:13.867
Mm-hmm.

00:21:13.969 --> 00:21:15.869
Thank you.

00:21:23.311 --> 00:21:25.643
Hey.

00:21:25.747 --> 00:21:28.739
Danvers got busy.
He sent me instead.

00:21:28.850 --> 00:21:31.876
Almond croissant? Still warm.

00:21:41.129 --> 00:21:44.997
Hi. I was, uh, wondering
if you guys are hiring?

00:21:59.848 --> 00:22:01.748
Hi.

00:22:08.957 --> 00:22:10.925
Great.

00:22:11.026 --> 00:22:13.358
Shit.

00:22:38.286 --> 00:22:40.811
- You know about anal glands?
- What?

00:22:42.123 --> 00:22:44.023
- Squeeze.
- Eww.

00:22:44.125 --> 00:22:48.619
- Oh, you get used to it. Grab yourself an apron.
- We got all sizes.

00:22:48.730 --> 00:22:51.756
<i>♪♪</i>

00:22:51.866 --> 00:22:54.334
Sorry.

00:22:54.436 --> 00:22:56.404
Hello, Sydelle.

00:22:58.239 --> 00:23:00.332
No, I can't come right now.

00:23:00.442 --> 00:23:03.741
Look, I'll get there when I get there, okay?
Thank you.

00:23:05.847 --> 00:23:07.610
Stepmother.

00:23:07.716 --> 00:23:10.207
You can put it all in the basement.

00:23:10.318 --> 00:23:14.254
I need this space. I'm converting it
to a nursery for my Marcia's baby.

00:23:14.356 --> 00:23:18.656
- She's pregnant?
- She will be very soon.

00:23:18.760 --> 00:23:20.751
- Maggie!
- Hey, Daddy!

00:23:20.862 --> 00:23:22.762
- Yeah, hi, baby.
- Hi.

00:23:22.864 --> 00:23:25.162
I thought I heard your voice.
What brings you here?

00:23:25.266 --> 00:23:28.099
<i>- I'm being evicted.
- Are you gonna wear that, Michael?</i>

00:23:28.203 --> 00:23:32.469
Because if you're not, you should go change.
We're already late.

00:23:32.574 --> 00:23:34.474
- Mustn't be late.
- Mm-mmm.

00:23:34.576 --> 00:23:37.875
- Stick around, Maggie, have dinner with us.
- Mmm, tempting.

00:23:37.979 --> 00:23:40.504
Yeah.

00:23:40.615 --> 00:23:44.142
Well- Oh, try not
to burn the house down.

00:24:06.608 --> 00:24:09.076
Don't look at me like that, my Marcia.

00:24:23.491 --> 00:24:25.459
Shit.

00:25:03.565 --> 00:25:05.931
♪♪

00:25:07.202 --> 00:25:11.502
Mike, how do you stop
loving somebody when...

00:25:11.606 --> 00:25:14.302
<i>they've stopped loving you?</i>

00:25:17.312 --> 00:25:20.543
We are within walking distance to three
of the best restaurants in the city.

00:25:22.050 --> 00:25:24.382
- I've already eaten.
- Yeah.

00:25:24.486 --> 00:25:26.750
Grease is not a food group, Feller.

00:25:28.256 --> 00:25:31.054
<i>- Bon appetit.
- Will you stay with me?</i>

00:25:35.730 --> 00:25:39.188
Okay, I'm not gonna start
with your butt first, okay?

00:25:39.300 --> 00:25:42.861
I'm gonna wait for us to get
to know each other a little better.

00:25:42.971 --> 00:25:46.668
All right. Here you go.

00:25:46.775 --> 00:25:48.606
Okay.

00:25:52.947 --> 00:25:55.347
Oh! Shit.

00:25:57.452 --> 00:26:00.580
Here we go, sweetie.

00:26:07.128 --> 00:26:09.528
Oh, God.

00:26:20.275 --> 00:26:22.470
No! Truce.

00:26:39.394 --> 00:26:41.294
Damn it!

00:26:43.398 --> 00:26:46.492
- They got you too, huh?
- What?

00:26:46.601 --> 00:26:49.570
They tow on Saturdays.

00:26:49.671 --> 00:26:52.970
Great. Do you know
where they take the cars?

00:26:53.074 --> 00:26:56.100
Uh, yeah, it's this impound lot
down on South Street.

00:26:56.211 --> 00:26:59.703
I'm parked around the corner.
I'm taking him. We'd be glad to take you too.

00:26:59.814 --> 00:27:02.612
<i>- Yeah.
- If you want.</i>

00:27:02.717 --> 00:27:04.685
Yeah, that would be great.

00:27:04.786 --> 00:27:07.516
Uh, you know, are we-
I mean, are we- are we in a rush?

00:27:07.622 --> 00:27:11.558
'Cause I could stand going for a drink.

00:27:11.659 --> 00:27:13.559
- Sure.
- All right. All right. Cool.

00:27:13.661 --> 00:27:15.561
- There it is. What's your name?
- Maggie.

00:27:15.663 --> 00:27:17.631
- Hey. Grant. Nice to meet you.
- Hey, I'm Tim.

00:27:17.732 --> 00:27:20.166
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice way to end your day.

00:27:20.268 --> 00:27:24.762
Yeah. My sister would kill me
if she knew I got her car towed.

00:27:24.873 --> 00:27:26.841
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^♪</i>

00:27:42.790 --> 00:27:45.520
<i>Where is this place?</i>

00:27:45.627 --> 00:27:47.652
<i>We're almost there.</i>

00:27:47.762 --> 00:27:50.526
<i>♪♪</i>

00:27:58.072 --> 00:28:00.267
<i>♪♪</i>

00:28:07.782 --> 00:28:09.750
<i>We're in like Flynn.</i>

00:28:09.851 --> 00:28:11.819
<i>All right, go ahead.</i>

00:28:17.325 --> 00:28:19.657
- There it is.
- All right, let's go.

00:28:19.761 --> 00:28:23.322
- All right.
- All right. Thanks.

00:28:23.431 --> 00:28:25.399
- All right.
- So, thanks for the ride.

00:28:25.500 --> 00:28:28.128
Thanks for the drinks and the fun,
and, uh, we'll see you guys later.

00:28:28.236 --> 00:28:30.204
Well- I mean, wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on.

00:28:30.305 --> 00:28:32.205
Maybe we can go do something.

00:28:32.307 --> 00:28:34.400
- You know, it's early still.
- No, I'm okay, actually. I'm just gonna go.

00:28:34.509 --> 00:28:36.977
Yeah, but you can't just take the car.
You got to pay for it.

00:28:37.078 --> 00:28:39.706
- Let me go!
- What are you doing? Hey, wait up! Wait!

00:28:39.814 --> 00:28:42.282
<i>Grant! Leave it alone!</i>

00:28:42.383 --> 00:28:45.250
Ow! God!

00:28:45.353 --> 00:28:49.289
Aah!

00:29:11.379 --> 00:29:13.779
What the hell is that?

00:29:13.881 --> 00:29:15.781
It's Honey Bun Two.

00:29:15.883 --> 00:29:18.351
You bought a dog.

00:29:18.453 --> 00:29:20.683
No, I borrowed him.

00:29:20.788 --> 00:29:22.949
I didn't want to be alone last night.

00:29:23.057 --> 00:29:25.025
I had- I had a bad night.

00:29:25.126 --> 00:29:27.594
So did I, Maggie, several of them...

00:29:27.695 --> 00:29:29.663
but you don't see me stealing dogs.

00:29:29.764 --> 00:29:33.962
I was scared.
There were these guys and-

00:29:34.068 --> 00:29:36.559
- Of course there were.
- And I got home, and you were gone. l-

00:29:36.671 --> 00:29:40.869
<i>My plane was late.
I have to be in court in 20 minutes.</i>

00:29:40.975 --> 00:29:43.409
I missed two days of work for nothing,
which means I'm gonna have to work forever.

00:29:43.511 --> 00:29:45.138
<i>And now I'm getting a cold...</i>

00:29:45.246 --> 00:29:48.477
so I don't have room in my head
for your problems right now.

00:29:49.517 --> 00:29:52.213
Just have my sheets cleaned
and the dog out...

00:29:52.320 --> 00:29:54.220
by the time I get home.

00:30:07.001 --> 00:30:09.196
My car has a boot on it!

00:30:09.303 --> 00:30:12.272
How the hell did my car
get a boot on it?

00:30:12.373 --> 00:30:15.103
Oh, I was trying to tell you.
l- I used it the other day-

00:30:15.209 --> 00:30:18.770
Five years I've had that car,
not one ticket.

00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.542
You use it-without permission-
for two days.

00:30:21.649 --> 00:30:23.549
- Melanie Dillon.
- Melanie, it's me.

00:30:23.651 --> 00:30:25.846
- Hi, Rose.
- There's an emergency, and I can't make it to court.

00:30:25.953 --> 00:30:28.421
- Can you send someone to cover for me?
- Got it.

00:30:28.523 --> 00:30:30.616
Thank you.

00:30:30.725 --> 00:30:32.625
You ruin everything.

00:30:36.330 --> 00:30:39.891
I can't take this anymore, Maggie.
I can't.

00:30:40.001 --> 00:30:42.094
I want you out.

00:30:42.203 --> 00:30:45.366
Now. Today,
before I get home from work.

00:30:45.473 --> 00:30:49.705
- Where am I supposed to go?
- That is not my problem!

00:30:49.811 --> 00:30:53.577
<i>You are your problem!
You figure it out!</i>

00:31:00.988 --> 00:31:03.980
- How was Chicago?
- Cold.

00:31:04.092 --> 00:31:06.060
Sorry I couldn't swing it.

00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:08.754
- Things were kind of crazy around here.
- Yeah, I know.

00:31:08.863 --> 00:31:10.831
I work here too.

00:31:14.402 --> 00:31:16.962
You know, Jim...

00:31:17.071 --> 00:31:20.472
if you say you're gonna be in Chicago,
you should be in Chicago.

00:31:20.575 --> 00:31:24.011
And if you can't make it, if you know you're
gonna send Simon Stein in your place...

00:31:24.112 --> 00:31:26.342
then pick up the goddamn phone.

00:31:31.752 --> 00:31:35.153
<i>♪♪</i>

00:31:58.212 --> 00:32:00.112
Bitch.

00:32:19.066 --> 00:32:23.435
<i>♪♪</i>

00:32:30.978 --> 00:32:33.276
It's okay, Honey Bun. Shh.

00:32:44.125 --> 00:32:46.184
Is... Rose here?

00:32:47.929 --> 00:32:49.897
Nope.

00:33:50.625 --> 00:33:52.525
<i>Oh!</i>

00:33:52.627 --> 00:33:54.720
Rose. Rose.

00:33:59.433 --> 00:34:03.460
I liked you. I really liked you.

00:34:05.873 --> 00:34:07.932
She won't even remember your name.

00:34:08.042 --> 00:34:11.068
In fact, she can't even spell it.

00:34:11.178 --> 00:34:14.409
Can you, Mag? Want to give it a try?
Come on, sound it out.

00:34:14.515 --> 00:34:17.848
<i>Ji... immm.</i>

00:34:17.952 --> 00:34:20.614
Jim.

00:34:20.721 --> 00:34:23.281
Pretty, but real stupid.

00:34:23.391 --> 00:34:26.258
Shut up, you fat pig!

00:34:28.963 --> 00:34:32.455
Did you honestly just say "fat pig"?

00:34:37.338 --> 00:34:39.636
You are my sister...

00:34:39.740 --> 00:34:44.302
and the best you can do is "fat pig"?

00:34:51.552 --> 00:34:53.782
Get out of my life!

00:34:53.888 --> 00:34:56.152
Oh!

00:35:06.200 --> 00:35:09.192
Is there anything I can do?

00:35:09.303 --> 00:35:11.271
I want 200 bucks.

00:35:13.374 --> 00:35:15.968
That's the going rate, isn't it?

00:35:29.290 --> 00:35:31.815
When's your next train to New York?

00:35:34.328 --> 00:35:36.296
12:18.

00:36:31.118 --> 00:36:33.086
Mrs. Lefkowitz?

00:36:38.359 --> 00:36:40.384
<i>All right already!</i>

00:36:42.029 --> 00:36:44.520
Oh, sorry.
I thought it was my son.

00:36:44.632 --> 00:36:47.465
- I'll get my list.
- Okay.

00:36:47.568 --> 00:36:51.334
I didn't know your son was here.
That's wonderful.

00:36:51.439 --> 00:36:54.408
Yeah, well,
he said he wants to see me.

00:36:54.508 --> 00:36:58.308
And where is he now?
He's on the beach, looking at bosoms.

00:36:58.412 --> 00:37:00.937
<i>Hey, Lewis, what's the matter?</i>

00:37:01.048 --> 00:37:03.039
You look like you just had a stroke.

00:37:03.150 --> 00:37:06.449
- Hi, Mrs. Lefkowitz. Hi, Ella. I didn't see you.
- Hello.

00:37:06.554 --> 00:37:09.614
- She's invisible.
- You look confused.

00:37:09.723 --> 00:37:12.988
Well, who needs all these choices?
It's soap.

00:37:13.093 --> 00:37:17.189
I say, when in doubt,
go for the simplest box.

00:37:17.298 --> 00:37:21.234
Ah. You know, Sharla taught me
almost everything.

00:37:21.335 --> 00:37:23.599
Cooking, dishes,
how to use a cell phone.

00:37:23.704 --> 00:37:25.672
Never got around to the laundry.

00:37:25.773 --> 00:37:27.764
You must miss her.

00:37:27.875 --> 00:37:30.844
Mmm, every day. You?

00:37:30.945 --> 00:37:34.972
Well, I didn't know your wife,
so, no, I can't say that I do.

00:37:38.819 --> 00:37:42.220
Oh, finally,
a date with Lewis Feldman.

00:37:42.323 --> 00:37:44.223
What do you mean?

00:37:44.325 --> 00:37:47.021
He's had his eye on you
since he got here.

00:37:47.127 --> 00:37:49.687
That's ridiculous. He has not.

00:37:49.797 --> 00:37:53.528
Anyway, it's not a date.
I'm just helping him with his laundry.

00:37:53.634 --> 00:37:56.797
Why? What do you think dates look
like around here, bungee jumping?

00:37:56.904 --> 00:37:59.065
Believe me, it's a date.

00:38:01.242 --> 00:38:03.210
<i>At least she's gone.</i>

00:38:03.310 --> 00:38:06.006
Where'd she go to anyway?

00:38:07.515 --> 00:38:11.281
I don't know. My dad's, I guess.

00:38:11.385 --> 00:38:15.685
<i>Well, that's good. Gives Sydelle
one more thing to complain about.</i>

00:38:19.193 --> 00:38:21.593
Which one are you crying about-

00:38:21.695 --> 00:38:24.562
the predatory prick
or the shit-for-brains tramp?

00:38:25.866 --> 00:38:29.427
'Cause neither one deserves your tears.

00:38:31.539 --> 00:38:34.235
You know, Amy...

00:38:34.341 --> 00:38:36.309
I'm sure you're right...

00:38:41.415 --> 00:38:44.942
but sometimes I wish you'd just say...

00:38:45.052 --> 00:38:47.179
"Boy, that sucks...

00:38:47.288 --> 00:38:51.247
and I'm really sorry
it happened to you."

00:38:55.596 --> 00:38:58.827
- Do you have them for every high holiday?
- Yeah.

00:38:58.933 --> 00:39:02.266
The Passover one says,
"What makes this tuchis unlike any other?"

00:39:02.369 --> 00:39:04.701
My son, the joker.

00:39:04.805 --> 00:39:08.366
<i>Thinks it makes up for the fact
that I don't see him on the holidays.</i>

00:39:08.475 --> 00:39:11.069
- They go to her parents.
- Well, at least he's married.

00:39:11.178 --> 00:39:14.978
- My son- 55, still single.
- Gay?

00:39:15.082 --> 00:39:17.983
I wish. Immature.

00:39:18.085 --> 00:39:20.315
Ella, tell me about your family.

00:39:20.421 --> 00:39:23.686
Well, my husband Ira
was in real estate.

00:39:23.791 --> 00:39:25.759
Died three years ago. Cancer.

00:39:25.859 --> 00:39:29.295
That's funny?

00:39:29.396 --> 00:39:32.365
No, it's the way we do that-
the dead spouse intro.

00:39:32.466 --> 00:39:34.457
Name, rank, when did he die, how.

00:39:34.568 --> 00:39:36.661
But not the specifics.

00:39:36.770 --> 00:39:39.671
Cancer's okay,
but no one ever says "lung cancer."

00:39:39.773 --> 00:39:41.798
Or, God forbid, "prostate cancer."

00:39:41.909 --> 00:39:44.469
How 'bout you? Have any kids?

00:39:44.578 --> 00:39:47.069
No.

00:39:48.349 --> 00:39:50.977
No, I don't have any children.

00:39:59.960 --> 00:40:04.920
<i>Rufus? Is that Rufus?</i>

00:40:05.032 --> 00:40:07.865
Uh, is Shirley back
from Europe already?

00:40:07.968 --> 00:40:10.664
Ooh, I thought she- I thought she
was boarding Rufus for another month.

00:40:10.771 --> 00:40:12.671
She is. Yeah.

00:40:12.773 --> 00:40:17.210
I just... walk... Rufus.

00:40:17.311 --> 00:40:19.745
- Oh, you're with the Elegant Paw.
- No. No, I'm-

00:40:19.847 --> 00:40:21.747
- Hi, Carol.
- Hey, Carol.

00:40:21.849 --> 00:40:23.783
- Hi.
- Good girl, Molly.

00:40:23.884 --> 00:40:27.684
- I'm... freelance. A... freelance dog-walker.
- Oh, I see.

00:40:27.788 --> 00:40:31.189
Yeah, I work for kennels,
with kennels, and, uh...

00:40:31.291 --> 00:40:33.725
with- for individuals... too.

00:40:33.827 --> 00:40:36.159
- She's just what we need.
- Absolutely.

00:40:36.263 --> 00:40:39.892
How much do you charge?

00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:42.730
Jesus! You saved my ass.

00:40:42.836 --> 00:40:46.795
- Where did you find him?
- Oh, just... wandering around Ritten house.

00:40:46.907 --> 00:40:50.741
You know, I give this girl a job.
She seems normal.

00:40:50.844 --> 00:40:54.041
Next thing I know,
she's taken off with this dog.

00:40:54.148 --> 00:40:58.778
You can imagine, something like this gets out,
and I'm out of business.

00:40:58.886 --> 00:41:03.789
So, how does 200 sound for a reward?
Fair enough?

00:41:03.891 --> 00:41:06.485
- I don't want a reward.
- What are you, a saint?

00:41:06.593 --> 00:41:08.424
No.

00:41:08.529 --> 00:41:11.259
Uh, I was thinking...
maybe instead of a reward...

00:41:11.365 --> 00:41:14.061
you could offer your clients
my dog-walking services.

00:41:14.168 --> 00:41:16.534
Exclusively.

00:41:16.637 --> 00:41:19.868
We could split the proceeds.

00:41:50.471 --> 00:41:53.497
<i>Not so much as the Winnebago he left her.</i>

00:41:53.607 --> 00:41:55.939
Oh, it's horrible!

00:41:56.043 --> 00:42:00.070
You won't be laughing when
you're eating government cheese.

00:42:00.180 --> 00:42:02.080
Hello.

00:42:03.550 --> 00:42:05.984
- Hello?
- Is this Ella Hirsch?

00:42:06.086 --> 00:42:07.986
Yes, it is.

00:42:08.088 --> 00:42:12.616
Did you have a daughter named Caroline?

00:42:12.726 --> 00:42:14.921
Yes.

00:42:29.710 --> 00:42:33.771
<i>So, are you on vacation, or-</i>

00:42:37.551 --> 00:42:39.451
Yeah.

00:42:39.553 --> 00:42:43.580
Mmm. Well, we've been
having wonderful weather.

00:42:49.062 --> 00:42:51.030
I'm so glad you called.

00:42:54.735 --> 00:42:56.703
I'm so glad you're here.

00:43:23.664 --> 00:43:26.724
Mrs. Lefkowitz, this is
my granddaughter Maggie Feller.

00:43:29.002 --> 00:43:32.028
- Hello.
- Hi.

00:43:32.139 --> 00:43:36.041
Well, you must be starving.
I can, uh, fix you something to eat-

00:43:36.143 --> 00:43:37.770
No, that's- I'm fine.

00:43:37.878 --> 00:43:40.676
I just, uh-

00:43:40.781 --> 00:43:45.741
- I'm really tired.
- Oh. Well, let me show you the guest room.

00:43:45.853 --> 00:43:49.152
Um, it's right through here.
Uh, this is the bathroom.

00:43:49.256 --> 00:43:52.919
<i>And I'll put out clean towels
and, uh, a washcloth.</i>

00:43:53.026 --> 00:43:55.494
The bed's made up...

00:43:55.596 --> 00:43:58.258
and there are, um,
extra blankets in the closet.

00:44:00.200 --> 00:44:04.136
- Is my grandfather around?
- Oh. No.

00:44:04.238 --> 00:44:07.765
No, Ira passed away
over three years ago.

00:44:09.409 --> 00:44:12.003
So, you'll call me
if you need anything?

00:44:12.112 --> 00:44:14.239
Yeah.

00:44:30.464 --> 00:44:33.695
Hey, you said you didn't have children.

00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:36.530
I said I don't have children.

00:44:36.637 --> 00:44:39.731
<i>I had a daughter.</i>

00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:42.035
Her name was Caroline.
She died.

00:44:42.142 --> 00:44:43.939
What was she like?

00:44:46.313 --> 00:44:50.977
Well, she was-
she was exactly like that.

00:44:51.084 --> 00:44:53.382
Same eyes, same skin...

00:44:53.487 --> 00:44:55.614
same face- identical.

00:44:58.158 --> 00:45:01.321
But she had, um, health problems.

00:45:01.428 --> 00:45:04.864
- She had mental health problems.
- Tsk.

00:45:04.965 --> 00:45:07.195
Well, how'd she die?

00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:13.939
Car accident.

00:45:16.076 --> 00:45:18.271
A leave of absence? Why?

00:45:18.378 --> 00:45:20.972
I'm just-
I'm not happy at that firm.

00:45:21.081 --> 00:45:23.242
So instead you'll be walking dogs.

00:45:23.350 --> 00:45:26.683
And running errands, and-
I think it'll be fun.

00:45:28.388 --> 00:45:30.913
Are you okay?

00:45:31.024 --> 00:45:32.992
You're not having-

00:45:34.194 --> 00:45:36.924
What?

00:45:37.030 --> 00:45:41.967
If you ever want to talk to someone,
Rose, I'll pay for it.

00:45:42.069 --> 00:45:45.300
No questions asked.
If you're ever feeling-

00:45:45.405 --> 00:45:48.101
Crazy?

00:45:48.208 --> 00:45:51.439
I'm not the one
you should be worried about.

00:45:51.545 --> 00:45:54.878
How is Maggie?

00:45:54.982 --> 00:45:57.507
- You haven't seen her?
- No, she's still with you, isn't she?

00:45:57.617 --> 00:46:02.611
Oh, yeah, she is. She's fine.

00:46:02.723 --> 00:46:05.283
- Thanks for the coffee.
- All right. See you soon?

00:46:05.392 --> 00:46:07.292
Yeah.

00:46:20.040 --> 00:46:23.032
The number
you have called is no longer in service.

00:46:23.143 --> 00:46:25.236
If you feel you have reached
this recording-

00:46:30.650 --> 00:46:32.550
Hmm.

00:46:39.793 --> 00:46:42.023
Well, good morning.

00:46:42.129 --> 00:46:44.029
Did you sleep well?

00:46:44.131 --> 00:46:46.031
Fine, thanks.

00:46:46.133 --> 00:46:49.660
I have English muffins here.
I can make you any kind of eggs you'd like.

00:46:49.770 --> 00:46:52.739
- I don't eat breakfast.
- Oh.

00:46:52.839 --> 00:46:54.807
I drink coffee.

00:46:56.376 --> 00:47:00.506
So, my goodness. This is a surprise.

00:47:00.614 --> 00:47:02.582
Such a lovely surprise.

00:47:04.051 --> 00:47:06.019
After all this time.

00:47:07.554 --> 00:47:10.455
- Yeah, what's up with that?
- I beg your pardon?

00:47:10.557 --> 00:47:15.358
Well, were you always out of the picture,
or just after Mom died?

00:47:15.462 --> 00:47:20.593
Oh, your grandfather and I were never out
of the- I mean, we were always there.

00:47:20.700 --> 00:47:22.600
We-

00:47:22.702 --> 00:47:26.331
And even after your mom died, I wrote.

00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:29.534
Birthday cards, every year.
And I never heard back.

00:47:29.643 --> 00:47:32.578
Yeah, I know. You wrote
for a while. I just found them.

00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:35.443
What do you mean, "just"?

00:47:35.549 --> 00:47:39.610
I guess they got waylaid.
Thanks for the money.

00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:42.984
You're telling me that your father
never gave you my cards?

00:47:43.090 --> 00:47:45.251
Mm-mmm.

00:47:45.358 --> 00:47:47.826
What must you have thought?

00:47:49.463 --> 00:47:52.261
I thought you both were dead.

00:47:56.937 --> 00:47:59.064
Does this place have a pool?

00:47:59.172 --> 00:48:02.073
- Oh! Sorry.
- Whoa.

00:48:02.175 --> 00:48:04.735
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!

00:48:04.845 --> 00:48:07.177
Come on.

00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:10.374
<i>Hey, check this out.</i>

00:48:10.484 --> 00:48:13.783
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

00:48:17.090 --> 00:48:19.354
Hey.

00:48:21.761 --> 00:48:24.127
Where'd she come from?

00:48:42.115 --> 00:48:44.140
Hi, sweetheart.

00:48:56.796 --> 00:48:58.764
Come on, come on.

00:49:19.753 --> 00:49:21.653
Come on. Keep playing.

00:49:24.824 --> 00:49:27.088
Rose! Rose Feller!

00:49:27.194 --> 00:49:29.219
Oh, Stein.

00:49:29.329 --> 00:49:31.422
How are you?

00:49:31.531 --> 00:49:35.023
Man, you look great.
Not sick at all.

00:49:35.135 --> 00:49:36.864
Why would I look sick?

00:49:36.970 --> 00:49:39.404
Oh.

00:49:39.506 --> 00:49:42.498
- That's one of the Gosips.
- There are Gosips?

00:49:46.780 --> 00:49:49.340
How 'bout that? Lunchtime.

00:49:49.449 --> 00:49:52.748
- Hey, how does, uh- How does Japanese sound?
- I'm not hungry, Stein.

00:49:52.852 --> 00:49:56.117
Oh, there's no such thing
as not hungry for sushi. Come on.

00:49:56.223 --> 00:49:58.885
We'll bill it to one of your old clients.

00:49:58.992 --> 00:50:00.892
Uh, thank you.
You eat everything?

00:50:00.994 --> 00:50:02.962
- What do you think?
- Okay.

00:50:03.063 --> 00:50:07.261
- Um, two orders of uni, one masago.
- Mm-hmm.

00:50:07.367 --> 00:50:09.198
- Uh, two tako.
- Okay.

00:50:09.302 --> 00:50:11.099
- Two hamachi.
- Mm-hmm.

00:50:11.204 --> 00:50:15.231
Then also that cod thing. It was a special
once, but it's not on the menu anymore.

00:50:15.342 --> 00:50:17.310
- You know what I'm talking about.
- Tara.

00:50:17.410 --> 00:50:19.310
- Yes!
- Okay. Thank you.

00:50:19.412 --> 00:50:22.404
- Okay, thank you.
- Thanks.

00:50:22.515 --> 00:50:24.745
- You just ordered for me.
- Yes.

00:50:24.851 --> 00:50:27.149
- What am I, 12?
- Uh, I'm an expert orderer.

00:50:27.254 --> 00:50:29.119
- It's a gift.
- Is it?

00:50:29.222 --> 00:50:31.850
Absolutely.

00:50:31.958 --> 00:50:35.052
What was the last
great restaurant you went to?

00:50:35.161 --> 00:50:38.892
- I took my sister to Le Bec Fin.
- Uh-huh.

00:50:38.999 --> 00:50:44.130
And you both got the... snapper,
right?

00:50:44.237 --> 00:50:46.296
Close. I got the snapper.

00:50:46.406 --> 00:50:50.172
- She got three rum and Cokes and the sommelier's
phone number. - Okay.

00:50:50.277 --> 00:50:54.270
Well, I'll take you there,
and we'll get...

00:50:54.381 --> 00:50:58.647
the foie gras
with Roquefort-stuffed fig...

00:50:58.752 --> 00:51:01.277
Scottish wood pigeon with cabbage...

00:51:01.388 --> 00:51:03.913
and porcini cassoulet.

00:51:05.725 --> 00:51:07.693
And the chocolate mousse...

00:51:07.794 --> 00:51:10.354
with raspberries
and hazelnut macaroon.

00:51:10.463 --> 00:51:13.432
You'll want to eat with me
for the rest of your life.

00:51:17.937 --> 00:51:19.666
<i>- Ah.
- Here you go.</i>

00:51:19.773 --> 00:51:22.037
- Mmm.
- I know.

00:51:22.142 --> 00:51:23.973
- The special, tara.
- Thank you.

00:51:24.077 --> 00:51:25.977
Enjoy.

00:51:27.247 --> 00:51:30.307
So-
What are the other Gosips?

00:51:30.417 --> 00:51:32.544
Ah. Um-

00:51:32.652 --> 00:51:35.712
Gosip one: mysterious illness.

00:51:35.822 --> 00:51:38.882
Gosip two: head-hunted
by Pepper and Hamilton.

00:51:41.795 --> 00:51:44.025
Here. Try some of this.

00:51:44.130 --> 00:51:47.361
- Gosip three?
- Um, soy?

00:51:47.467 --> 00:51:49.662
Oh, come on.
What's Gosip three?

00:51:54.474 --> 00:51:57.238
Affair with a partner gone bad.

00:52:03.817 --> 00:52:05.717
Don't worry.

00:52:05.819 --> 00:52:08.083
Most people are betting on lupus.

00:52:15.295 --> 00:52:18.423
Here.
Wasabi makes everything better.

00:52:23.169 --> 00:52:26.229
- So, uh, what time Friday?
- Friday?

00:52:26.339 --> 00:52:28.239
Dinner.

00:52:28.341 --> 00:52:32.243
Oh, look, Simon, this was- this was
really nice, but, um, I don't think-

00:52:32.345 --> 00:52:34.210
7:00 it is.

00:52:37.217 --> 00:52:39.117
Thank you.

00:52:45.358 --> 00:52:47.826
<i>Mmm. That smells good.
What is that?</i>

00:52:47.927 --> 00:52:49.895
That's braised veal.

00:52:53.833 --> 00:52:55.858
<i>Shit.</i>

00:52:55.969 --> 00:52:58.130
There's a paper towel on the counter.

00:53:04.711 --> 00:53:06.838
Out of curiosity...

00:53:06.946 --> 00:53:10.040
how long is this vacation of yours
going to last?

00:53:10.150 --> 00:53:13.381
How come you don't have
any pictures of my mom around?

00:53:13.486 --> 00:53:16.421
<i>Don't you like thinking about her?</i>

00:53:16.523 --> 00:53:19.492
I don't need to have a picture
to think about my daughter.

00:53:28.067 --> 00:53:31.468
You put out pictures,
people ask questions.

00:53:31.571 --> 00:53:34.597
They expect you to tell 'em everything,
and I don't do that.

00:53:34.707 --> 00:53:37.175
'Cause Mom was sick?

00:53:37.277 --> 00:53:39.575
Because she's gone.

00:53:41.848 --> 00:53:43.907
Is that why you pulled away from us?

00:53:44.017 --> 00:53:46.485
So that you didn't have to talk
about her with us either?

00:53:46.586 --> 00:53:49.578
I didn't pull away. I was pushed.

00:53:52.025 --> 00:53:53.925
No, listen.

00:53:54.027 --> 00:53:57.656
I'm not the one who didn't pass along
the letters. That was your father.

00:53:57.764 --> 00:53:59.698
I'm not the one
who didn't want a relationship.

00:53:59.799 --> 00:54:02.734
He said that? " I don't want you to have
a relationship with my daughters."

00:54:02.836 --> 00:54:04.804
<i>- Oh, yes.
- When?</i>

00:54:04.904 --> 00:54:08.169
- At the funeral.
- Why? Why would he say that?

00:54:10.009 --> 00:54:14.139
Because he's irrational. Yeah.
He blamed me for everything.

00:54:14.247 --> 00:54:17.148
Every bad day, every bad episode.

00:54:17.250 --> 00:54:20.447
He did not want me near her.

00:54:20.553 --> 00:54:22.521
And after she was gone...

00:54:22.622 --> 00:54:26.080
he didn't want me near you
or your sister.

00:54:30.897 --> 00:54:32.797
I just wonder-

00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:39.736
If you had tried harder,
you know, or, like, tried again...

00:54:39.839 --> 00:54:43.104
after he'd gotten over the whole...

00:54:43.209 --> 00:54:46.201
shock and grief of it, you know?

00:54:49.849 --> 00:54:54.081
'Cause it would have been nice
having a grandmother.

00:54:54.187 --> 00:54:56.155
Nice and...

00:54:57.190 --> 00:54:59.351
maybe a little less lonely.

00:55:05.198 --> 00:55:08.326
<i>She sounds like a manipulative
little nincompoop.</i>

00:55:08.434 --> 00:55:12.131
- The girl lost her mother.
- So? You lost your daughter.

00:55:12.238 --> 00:55:14.229
- It's not the same.
- It's worse.

00:55:14.340 --> 00:55:17.673
A parent burying a child
goes against the law of nature.

00:55:17.777 --> 00:55:21.577
Well, so does a grandparent
abandoning her grandchildren.

00:55:21.681 --> 00:55:24.309
You said yourself
he didn't want you around.

00:55:24.417 --> 00:55:27.352
What were you supposed to do,
break down the door?

00:55:27.453 --> 00:55:29.387
Yes.

00:55:30.623 --> 00:55:32.523
Shoelace.

00:55:33.560 --> 00:55:37.326
For Caroline, yes.

00:55:37.430 --> 00:55:40.661
For Caroline.
She was gone, cookie.

00:55:40.767 --> 00:55:44.259
And you pushing your way into that house
wasn't gonna do a thing for her.

00:55:44.370 --> 00:55:46.895
- She wanted me there.
- You don't know that.

00:55:47.006 --> 00:55:50.407
- Yes, I do. I know.
- How?

00:55:52.111 --> 00:55:54.079
I just do.

00:55:54.180 --> 00:55:56.080
How?

00:55:58.585 --> 00:56:01.145
I've never told anybody this,
not even Ira.

00:56:01.254 --> 00:56:05.418
I'll take it to my grave,
probably tomorrow.

00:56:10.229 --> 00:56:12.197
It wasn't a car accident.

00:56:12.298 --> 00:56:15.665
I mean, eh- it- it was a car...

00:56:15.768 --> 00:56:20.535
and there was a crash, but-

00:56:22.141 --> 00:56:24.609
How do you know it was on purpose?

00:56:27.380 --> 00:56:29.348
She wrote a note.

00:56:32.352 --> 00:56:35.844
It came the day after the funeral.

00:56:35.955 --> 00:56:38.549
What'd it say?

00:56:38.658 --> 00:56:40.558
One line.

00:56:41.661 --> 00:56:44.528
"Please take care of my girls."

00:56:44.631 --> 00:56:47.623
- And you didn't.
- Mm-mmm.

00:56:47.734 --> 00:56:49.759
You didn't because you couldn't.

00:56:49.869 --> 00:56:52.133
Now you can, so you will.

00:56:52.238 --> 00:56:56.698
Ella, bubbeleh, you did the best
you could in a very bad situation.

00:56:56.809 --> 00:56:59.607
You got nothing to feel guilty about.

00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:04.543
And you tell that
to Miss Hotsy-Totsy Pants.

00:57:14.794 --> 00:57:17.922
So this is where all my boyfriends
have been coming from.

00:57:20.299 --> 00:57:24.258
They took a vote. I don't know who
I pissed off, but somehow... I lost.

00:57:24.370 --> 00:57:27.737
<i>Or won. Either way, it's official.</i>

00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.673
I am the captain of the softball team.

00:57:33.246 --> 00:57:35.146
Yeah.

00:57:36.783 --> 00:57:40.446
Look, I know this isn't my business,
but I can't not say anything.

00:57:40.553 --> 00:57:45.957
You have rights, legal options
for getting your job back.

00:57:46.059 --> 00:57:47.959
I don't want it back.

00:57:48.061 --> 00:57:50.723
You don't?

00:57:50.830 --> 00:57:53.025
I thought you loved it.

00:57:53.132 --> 00:57:56.397
You were always the first one there in the morning
and the last one to leave at night.

00:57:56.502 --> 00:58:00.029
I know. Not because I loved it.

00:58:00.139 --> 00:58:02.039
Then why?

00:58:03.176 --> 00:58:05.076
I don't know.

00:58:05.178 --> 00:58:09.012
Maybe... I was scared of what
would happen if I wasn't there.

00:58:09.115 --> 00:58:12.278
Oh, what? Like the place
would fall apart without you?

00:58:12.385 --> 00:58:16.014
With law freaks like you there? Never.

00:58:16.122 --> 00:58:19.455
No, I wasn't worried about the office.

00:58:19.559 --> 00:58:22.824
I guess it was more... me...

00:58:22.929 --> 00:58:25.921
and what would happen to me
without those people to please...

00:58:26.032 --> 00:58:28.660
and those tasks to get done.

00:58:28.768 --> 00:58:32.534
Like... maybe... those were
the things holding me together.

00:58:34.340 --> 00:58:37.275
And without them, I'd...

00:58:37.376 --> 00:58:39.344
fall apart.

00:58:41.547 --> 00:58:44.072
But you didn't.

00:58:44.183 --> 00:58:46.083
I guess not.

00:58:48.454 --> 00:58:50.922
So what does hold you together?

00:58:59.699 --> 00:59:02.930
For me, it's the law, politics...

00:59:03.035 --> 00:59:05.094
the Sixers and good food.

00:59:05.204 --> 00:59:10.164
If you ever want to join me
for a game or a meal...

00:59:11.277 --> 00:59:13.336
I hope you'll give me a call.

00:59:29.896 --> 00:59:31.796
Ella?

01:00:06.899 --> 01:00:09.732
Oh. I was just looking for-

01:00:09.836 --> 01:00:11.736
For what?

01:00:15.708 --> 01:00:18.233
Sorry, l-

01:00:18.344 --> 01:00:21.711
Wrong dresser.
It's in the sock drawer.

01:00:21.814 --> 01:00:23.839
What is?

01:00:23.950 --> 01:00:27.886
My cash. That's what you were looking for,
right? That's what you want.

01:00:27.987 --> 01:00:31.081
No. God.

01:00:31.190 --> 01:00:34.751
Oh, well.

01:00:34.861 --> 01:00:37.659
I guess after being absent
for some 20-odd years or so...

01:00:37.763 --> 01:00:40.698
I can't expect you to want
to have a relationship with me.

01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:43.268
- How much?
- How much what?

01:00:43.369 --> 01:00:47.931
Money, Maggie. How much money
were you hoping to get from me?

01:00:50.509 --> 01:00:53.740
- I don't know.
- Yes, you do.

01:00:55.381 --> 01:00:58.214
I want to go to New York.

01:00:58.317 --> 01:01:03.016
Maybe... act.
I think I'd be good at it.

01:01:03.122 --> 01:01:06.319
Mmm, clearly.

01:01:06.425 --> 01:01:08.450
- How much do you need?
- Three grand.

01:01:08.561 --> 01:01:11.257
That you would not have found
in the sock drawer.

01:01:11.364 --> 01:01:13.332
How much do you have?

01:01:17.069 --> 01:01:18.969
Well...

01:01:19.071 --> 01:01:22.529
I won't give you $3,000,
but I'll do this.

01:01:22.642 --> 01:01:25.736
They need help over
at the Assisted Living Center.

01:01:25.845 --> 01:01:30.214
You get that job, stop loafing around
here like some princess...

01:01:30.316 --> 01:01:32.784
and I will match what you earn,
penny for penny.

01:01:38.891 --> 01:01:41.724
You would do that?

01:01:43.329 --> 01:01:45.297
Why?

01:01:46.565 --> 01:01:49.033
Because I'm your grandmother.

01:01:56.542 --> 01:01:58.442
<i>Oh, I don't think so.</i>

01:01:58.544 --> 01:02:02.503
<i>Last time I ran anywhere was to my wedding.
Look what happened.</i>

01:02:10.990 --> 01:02:14.187
- Is that Corinne?
- No.

01:02:14.293 --> 01:02:16.193
- Who is it?
- Maggie.

01:02:16.295 --> 01:02:18.661
Have we met before?

01:02:18.764 --> 01:02:21.892
There's a pick-up line
with a little dust on it.

01:02:22.001 --> 01:02:24.265
Fine. What's your sign?

01:02:24.370 --> 01:02:26.702
I've been out of the game for a while.

01:02:26.806 --> 01:02:29.274
What, like 70, 80 years?

01:02:29.375 --> 01:02:32.367
Give or take.

01:02:32.478 --> 01:02:34.446
Where's Corinne?
She's my number-one girl.

01:02:34.547 --> 01:02:37.141
Well, excuse me, but what does
Corinne have that I don't?

01:02:37.249 --> 01:02:41.811
- She reads to me.
- Oh.

01:02:41.921 --> 01:02:46.290
You could do it, maybe nose her
out of first position.

01:02:48.294 --> 01:02:50.262
Here.

01:02:52.365 --> 01:02:55.300
I'm a little busy right now.

01:02:55.401 --> 01:02:58.893
Maybe you should wait for Corinne.

01:03:09.448 --> 01:03:12.315
- Hello?
- Are the Sixers basketball or hockey?

01:03:12.418 --> 01:03:14.716
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

01:03:17.556 --> 01:03:19.524
<i>Come on, Eric!</i>

01:03:19.625 --> 01:03:22.059
Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

01:03:22.161 --> 01:03:24.652
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Get back, get back!

01:03:24.764 --> 01:03:27.892
<i>That's Reggie Miller!
You gotta get him!</i>

01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:30.468
He'll make it every time.

01:03:30.569 --> 01:03:32.469
Boo! That's right.

01:03:32.571 --> 01:03:34.664
- Boo!
- Good.

01:03:37.343 --> 01:03:39.311
<i>I can't believe we lost the game.</i>

01:03:39.412 --> 01:03:41.880
- Why can't you believe it? We've been losin'
all season long. - That's right.

01:03:41.981 --> 01:03:44.609
We need a three-point man, a man who
can shoot the pill, a man who can thrill.

01:03:44.717 --> 01:03:47.083
I don't care if you have the best
three-point shooter in the league.

01:03:47.186 --> 01:03:50.121
- You got to get back on defense. - But at the
same time, you need to put points on the boards too.

01:03:50.222 --> 01:03:53.020
Look at the best teams in history-
the Celtics, the Bulls, the Lakers-

01:03:53.125 --> 01:03:55.025
all great defensive teams.

01:03:55.127 --> 01:03:57.595
I mean, offense sells tickets,
but defense wins ball games.

01:03:57.696 --> 01:04:00.096
- He's right. Without defense, you won't win games.
- Thank you.

01:04:08.040 --> 01:04:10.372
Hmm.

01:04:13.012 --> 01:04:15.412
I see you're a fan of the classics.

01:04:17.316 --> 01:04:19.341
Um, what?

01:04:23.355 --> 01:04:27.223
- Oh, that. That-That's my sister's.
- Oh. Oh, okay.

01:04:27.326 --> 01:04:29.760
I hope you like cheap, almost-stale red.

01:04:29.862 --> 01:04:31.762
It's my favorite.

01:04:32.898 --> 01:04:34.957
What's she like- the sister?

01:04:35.067 --> 01:04:38.332
She's, you know, a sister.

01:04:40.172 --> 01:04:43.266
- You don't want to talk about your sister.
- I didn't say that.

01:04:46.579 --> 01:04:48.570
I don't want to talk about my sister.

01:04:50.883 --> 01:04:52.851
Cheers.

01:05:00.326 --> 01:05:03.352
So what's he like,
this, um, Captain Jack?

01:05:05.965 --> 01:05:07.933
"His fingers tangled in her curls...

01:05:08.033 --> 01:05:11.992
"while his tongue plundered
the soft cavern of her mouth.

01:05:12.104 --> 01:05:14.072
"She made no protest.

01:05:14.173 --> 01:05:17.040
"Her furnace was alight.

01:05:17.143 --> 01:05:20.112
"Jack drew his lips from hers
and urged her forward...

01:05:20.212 --> 01:05:23.113
"so he could take
one shirt-veiled nipple...

01:05:23.215 --> 01:05:25.115
"into his mouth.

01:05:25.217 --> 01:05:28.050
"Kit's gasp urged him on.

01:05:28.154 --> 01:05:30.645
<i>"He licked the material
until it clung...</i>

01:05:30.756 --> 01:05:32.656
<i>"to the ripe peak...</i>

01:05:32.758 --> 01:05:36.125
"then drew the turgid flesh
deep into his mouth.

01:05:36.228 --> 01:05:41.097
<i>"Kit moaned, her body
spasming in response.</i>

01:05:41.200 --> 01:05:44.397
<i>Her eyes were closed,
her lips parted."</i>

01:05:46.105 --> 01:05:48.903
Okay, um, embarrassing
as this is to admit...

01:05:49.008 --> 01:05:51.476
I'm officially turned on.

01:07:15.561 --> 01:07:18.029
Does this mean that I'm your bitch?

01:07:19.898 --> 01:07:22.366
Do you want to be my bitch?

01:07:27.906 --> 01:07:31.239
I have wanted to be your bitch
since my first day at Dommel.

01:07:33.212 --> 01:07:38.172
That Chicago trip- I was convinced it was
all gonna come together for me there.

01:07:38.284 --> 01:07:43.085
- Was I unfriendly?
- Oh, no. I mean, not compared to, say, Stalin.

01:07:46.759 --> 01:07:49.091
I'm sorry.

01:07:49.194 --> 01:07:53.460
- Hmm. I was hideous.
- That's okay.

01:07:53.565 --> 01:07:56.125
You have plenty of time
to make it up to me.

01:08:10.182 --> 01:08:13.879
Go, go, go!

01:08:15.387 --> 01:08:17.287
Come on, come on!

01:08:18.390 --> 01:08:22.451
Yes! Go!

01:08:24.029 --> 01:08:28.329
Yes! Yes!

01:08:31.270 --> 01:08:33.431
So, how's it going with Hotsy Tots?

01:08:33.539 --> 01:08:36.406
- Oh, fine.
- "Fine," she says.

01:08:36.508 --> 01:08:38.942
What?

01:08:39.044 --> 01:08:41.069
There's no "fine" with grandkids.

01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:45.014
It's either the best day of your life
or sheer torture.

01:08:45.117 --> 01:08:48.177
- What do you do together?
- I don't know. We eat.

01:08:48.287 --> 01:08:50.187
<i>Huh! That's it?</i>

01:08:50.289 --> 01:08:52.382
Oh, do things she likes to do.

01:08:52.491 --> 01:08:57.554
Read the fashion magazines, surf the Net,
watch the smut on the cable.

01:08:57.663 --> 01:09:00.689
<i>- I don't have cable.
- No cable?</i>

01:09:00.799 --> 01:09:03.927
And she wonders why she and the girl
aren't all buddy-buddy.

01:09:04.036 --> 01:09:09.338
I don't need television to build
a relationship with my granddaughter.

01:09:09.441 --> 01:09:11.534
You're new to this. Trust me.

01:09:11.643 --> 01:09:13.611
It's all about surround sound.

01:09:18.050 --> 01:09:21.713
<i>I just needed
a little kiss to make me feel better...</i>

01:09:21.820 --> 01:09:25.187
but now it wasn't working.

01:09:25.290 --> 01:09:27.190
- Maggie!
- Oh!

01:09:27.292 --> 01:09:29.886
We're having Cosmopolitans.
Would you like one?

01:09:29.995 --> 01:09:33.761
<i>I wasn't getting
the same rush. Tonight, I needed more.</i>

01:09:33.866 --> 01:09:35.766
No, thanks.

01:09:35.868 --> 01:09:39.269
Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered
when relationships had gotten so complicated.

01:09:39.371 --> 01:09:43.740
<i>She yearned for the time when dinner
was followed by dessert, not lubricant.</i>

01:09:43.842 --> 01:09:46.402
Ooh, whoops!

01:09:49.481 --> 01:09:51.381
<i>Oh, my.</i>

01:09:51.483 --> 01:09:54.008
I don't want to. Or maybe I do.
I don't know what I want, but-

01:09:54.119 --> 01:09:57.577
<i>- I've seen this one.
- I can't.</i>

01:09:57.689 --> 01:10:00.783
<i>- I want children and nice bedding and-
- It's funny.</i>

01:10:00.893 --> 01:10:05.159
<i>That night, they made love
the Charlotte way-polite-</i>

01:10:05.264 --> 01:10:07.164
<i>Oh, it was wonderful.</i>

01:10:07.266 --> 01:10:09.166
- I thought so.
- Oh, you would.

01:10:09.268 --> 01:10:11.293
- Now, walk up straight now.
- Thank you for everything.

01:10:11.403 --> 01:10:13.303
- Good.
- Have a very wonderful day.

01:10:13.405 --> 01:10:16.340
- Yes, and have a good sleep, and no sugar.
- Okay. And good night.

01:10:16.442 --> 01:10:18.876
<i>- Good night.
- Yeah.</i>

01:10:18.977 --> 01:10:21.502
Well-Yeah, okay.

01:10:21.613 --> 01:10:24.207
Okay. Thank you. Good night.

01:10:43.302 --> 01:10:45.770
What's up with Lewis?

01:10:45.871 --> 01:10:49.500
I don't know
what you're talking about.

01:10:49.608 --> 01:10:52.600
I say go for it. Just jump him.

01:10:52.711 --> 01:10:54.645
Maggie!

01:10:54.746 --> 01:10:57.306
Don't talk like that. Here.

01:10:59.618 --> 01:11:02.519
Half the fun of sex...
is talking about it.

01:11:02.621 --> 01:11:05.522
Well, I guess I missed that half.

01:11:05.624 --> 01:11:08.422
You never talked about sex?

01:11:08.527 --> 01:11:12.293
Occasionally with Ira.

01:11:12.397 --> 01:11:14.297
Kind of.

01:11:14.399 --> 01:11:17.266
Yeah, but what about girlfriends?

01:11:17.369 --> 01:11:19.564
The first time you got laid.

01:11:19.671 --> 01:11:21.571
You had to tell someone that.

01:11:22.708 --> 01:11:25.040
It was my wedding night.
It was assumed.

01:11:25.143 --> 01:11:29.045
You missed out on one of the all-time
greatest conversations in life.

01:11:30.315 --> 01:11:32.283
Who'd you tell?

01:11:34.019 --> 01:11:35.987
Rose.

01:11:36.088 --> 01:11:38.386
Well, maybe if I'd had a sister.

01:11:38.490 --> 01:11:40.958
Even when you were so small...

01:11:41.059 --> 01:11:43.584
you had a bond
that I'd never had with anyone.

01:11:44.730 --> 01:11:47.062
You still close like that?

01:11:48.667 --> 01:11:50.567
Sure.

01:11:50.669 --> 01:11:53.433
- You don't talk about her.
- What do you want to hear?

01:11:55.641 --> 01:11:58.576
We're totally fine. We're-We're tight.
We're thick as thieves.

01:11:58.677 --> 01:12:02.135
Let's ask her down.
I'd like to know her too.

01:12:02.247 --> 01:12:05.182
You know, I doubt she would come.

01:12:05.284 --> 01:12:08.378
She's, like, really busy.
She's a lawyer.

01:12:08.487 --> 01:12:10.300
- No kidding. What kind?
- The really busy kind.

01:12:10.335 --> 01:12:12.114
- No kidding. What kind?
- The really busy kind.

01:12:13.625 --> 01:12:15.957
<i>What do you do
once they've all peed?</i>

01:12:16.061 --> 01:12:19.394
<i>Hmm. Give 'em a brush.
Take 'em all home.</i>

01:12:19.498 --> 01:12:21.966
Make sure they have water to drink.

01:12:24.202 --> 01:12:27.729
- After that.
- Then I'm done.

01:12:29.207 --> 01:12:32.973
- So what do you do?
- Whatever.

01:12:33.078 --> 01:12:37.981
- Shop for food, cook for my boyfriend.
- I know his name.

01:12:38.083 --> 01:12:42.076
I know, but I've never really had a real,
live, grown-up boyfriend before...

01:12:42.187 --> 01:12:45.179
and I'm gonna use the word
as often as I can.

01:12:45.290 --> 01:12:48.157
All right, first of all,
he's not grown up.

01:12:48.260 --> 01:12:50.160
None of them are.

01:12:50.262 --> 01:12:54.858
You know, there's a consistency
to your cynicism which is truly beautiful.

01:12:54.967 --> 01:12:57.094
Hmm. Just don't be surprised...

01:12:57.202 --> 01:13:00.399
if he turns out to be...
less than perfect.

01:13:00.505 --> 01:13:02.973
And don't be surprised if he doesn't.

01:13:05.544 --> 01:13:07.512
- I gotta go.
- Good-bye.

01:13:07.613 --> 01:13:09.513
- Have fun.
- I'll call you.

01:13:09.615 --> 01:13:10.843
All right.

01:13:11.416 --> 01:13:15.011
<i>You sound too pretty,
Maggie, to be cleaning bedpans.</i>

01:13:15.120 --> 01:13:17.588
You're right. I am.

01:13:17.689 --> 01:13:21.125
I have a grandson, a doctor over in Tampa.
I should introduce you.

01:13:21.226 --> 01:13:24.320
- You don't want to do that.
- Are you bad news?

01:13:24.429 --> 01:13:28.593
Well, you know,
I don't mean to be, but yeah.

01:13:28.700 --> 01:13:32.158
Well, since you're not gonna
marry my grandson...

01:13:32.270 --> 01:13:34.500
<i>you might as well read to me.</i>

01:13:40.278 --> 01:13:42.439
- I'm kind of a slow reader.
- Perfect.

01:13:42.547 --> 01:13:45.345
I'm a slow listener.

01:13:54.960 --> 01:13:58.862
"The... art... of...

01:14:00.966 --> 01:14:02.900
Iosing"-

01:14:04.469 --> 01:14:07.836
- You know, I should just get back to work.
- What is it, dyslexia?

01:14:07.939 --> 01:14:10.339
- What are you, a teacher?
- Professor.

01:14:10.442 --> 01:14:14.071
Retired.
Just take your time, Maggie.

01:14:14.179 --> 01:14:17.342
<i>Listen to the words
as you're about to say them.</i>

01:14:17.449 --> 01:14:19.917
<i>Nine times out of 10,
you'll hear a mistake coming...</i>

01:14:20.018 --> 01:14:22.486
<i>and you'll correct it
before you make it.</i>

01:14:22.587 --> 01:14:26.489
Then again, you might make
a total ass of yourself.

01:14:42.808 --> 01:14:45.436
Oh, come on.

01:14:45.544 --> 01:14:48.513
Poetry's supposed to be slow.

01:15:00.559 --> 01:15:03.084
"The... art...

01:15:03.195 --> 01:15:06.187
<i>"of... losing...</i>

01:15:06.298 --> 01:15:10.701
"isn't hard to...

01:15:10.802 --> 01:15:12.702
"master.

01:15:15.240 --> 01:15:18.004
"So many... things...

01:15:18.110 --> 01:15:20.635
<i>"may... seem... file-</i>

01:15:20.746 --> 01:15:24.477
"seem... filled...

01:15:24.583 --> 01:15:27.416
"with the... intent...

01:15:27.519 --> 01:15:30.511
<i>"to be... lost...</i>

01:15:30.622 --> 01:15:33.716
<i>"that their... loss...</i>

01:15:33.825 --> 01:15:35.725
"is no...

01:15:40.932 --> 01:15:42.832
"disaster.

01:15:46.605 --> 01:15:50.041
"Lose... some-

01:15:51.576 --> 01:15:55.137
"something every day.

01:15:55.247 --> 01:15:58.910
<i>"A c-Accept the fluster...</i>

01:15:59.017 --> 01:16:01.781
"of lost door keys.

01:16:03.388 --> 01:16:07.085
<i>"I lost... two cities...</i>

01:16:07.192 --> 01:16:09.922
"two... rivers...

01:16:10.028 --> 01:16:14.021
"a... contin-

01:16:14.132 --> 01:16:16.032
"continen- continent.

01:16:17.135 --> 01:16:19.763
<i>"I... miss them...</i>

01:16:19.871 --> 01:16:24.604
"but it wasn't a... disaster.

01:16:25.710 --> 01:16:28.611
<i>"Even... losing you...</i>

01:16:28.713 --> 01:16:31.204
"the joking voice...

01:16:31.316 --> 01:16:33.511
"a... gesture...

01:16:34.886 --> 01:16:37.514
<i>"I love...</i>

01:16:37.622 --> 01:16:42.457
"I... shan't have lied.

01:16:42.561 --> 01:16:46.053
<i>"It's... evi-evident...</i>

01:16:46.164 --> 01:16:49.531
<i>"the... art... of losing's...</i>

01:16:49.634 --> 01:16:52.865
<i>"not too hard to master...</i>

01:16:54.139 --> 01:16:57.540
"though it look-
though it may look...

01:16:57.642 --> 01:17:01.237
<i>"like- -</i>

01:17:01.346 --> 01:17:03.246
<i>"like...</i>

01:17:03.348 --> 01:17:05.782
disaster."

01:17:12.157 --> 01:17:14.955
Well, what do you think?

01:17:15.060 --> 01:17:18.621
Good.

01:17:18.730 --> 01:17:22.257
Unacceptable answer.
What's the poem about?

01:17:23.635 --> 01:17:26.103
- I don't know.
- Yes, you do. What's it about?

01:17:29.808 --> 01:17:31.742
- Losing?
- What?

01:17:34.980 --> 01:17:36.880
<i>- Love?
- Ah.</i>

01:17:36.982 --> 01:17:39.314
And how about that?

01:17:40.585 --> 01:17:43.383
Is the love lost already?

01:17:43.488 --> 01:17:46.753
Is Bishop writing about it
as a possibility, a probability?

01:17:46.858 --> 01:17:48.758
What?

01:17:50.395 --> 01:17:52.295
Well...

01:17:53.798 --> 01:17:56.266
in the beginning,
she's talking about...

01:17:56.368 --> 01:18:00.998
Iosing real things, like keys.

01:18:02.374 --> 01:18:06.333
And then she- she gets, like-

01:18:06.444 --> 01:18:08.344
she lost a continent.

01:18:08.446 --> 01:18:11.540
- She's getting grandiose.
- Yeah.

01:18:11.650 --> 01:18:15.450
And the way she says it is like-
like it doesn't matter.

01:18:15.553 --> 01:18:17.453
Ah.

01:18:17.555 --> 01:18:20.490
Her tone-
would you call it detached?

01:18:22.394 --> 01:18:25.420
I think she wants
to sound detached.

01:18:25.530 --> 01:18:29.626
You know,
she wants to... sound...

01:18:29.734 --> 01:18:31.634
like it doesn't matter...

01:18:31.736 --> 01:18:34.432
'cause she knows, deep down...

01:18:34.539 --> 01:18:37.099
how bad it's gonna feel to lose.

01:18:37.208 --> 01:18:39.108
<i>Lose what?</i>

01:18:40.278 --> 01:18:42.678
Or whom?

01:18:44.049 --> 01:18:46.017
<i>Is it a lover?</i>

01:18:50.488 --> 01:18:52.388
No.

01:18:57.429 --> 01:18:59.397
It's a friend.

01:19:02.567 --> 01:19:04.535
<i>A- plus.</i>

01:19:05.737 --> 01:19:08.535
Smart girl.

01:19:29.127 --> 01:19:32.392
<i>Oh, what a-a comfortable home.</i>

01:19:32.497 --> 01:19:34.397
It's very, uh, lived in.

01:19:34.499 --> 01:19:36.558
Well, what can I get you?

01:19:36.668 --> 01:19:40.502
- I'll have a white wine, and he'll have the same.
- Oh, good.

01:19:40.605 --> 01:19:45.133
Why don't you just make yourself at home,
and I'll be right back.

01:19:45.243 --> 01:19:47.143
- Hey, Dad!
- Hello, sweetie.

01:19:47.245 --> 01:19:49.145
- Oh!
- Where's Maggie?

01:19:49.247 --> 01:19:52.739
- Oh, not here.
- Oh, thank God. We don't need her drama tonight.

01:19:52.851 --> 01:19:56.753
- Why isn't she here? Is something wrong?
- No, we just had a fight.

01:19:56.855 --> 01:20:00.416
- About what?
- Can we talk about this later?

01:20:00.525 --> 01:20:03.756
Yes. Bad enough she monopolizes
the evening when she's here.

01:20:03.862 --> 01:20:06.490
Oh, let me see that ring.

01:20:08.500 --> 01:20:11.799
Oh, wow. Look at that.

01:20:14.806 --> 01:20:18.503
<i>Rose tells me you have a daughter
as well, Sydelle.</i>

01:20:18.610 --> 01:20:20.601
My Marcia? You'll meet her.

01:20:20.712 --> 01:20:24.170
You'll love her. Everyone does.
My Marcia's a decorator.

01:20:24.282 --> 01:20:25.772
<i>Really?</i>

01:20:25.884 --> 01:20:29.081
<i>She's an absolute genius in her work.</i>

01:20:29.187 --> 01:20:31.178
I'd like to say a few words.

01:20:31.289 --> 01:20:35.055
Please. To Rose and Simon.

01:20:35.160 --> 01:20:37.594
We're all blessed to be a part
of your happiness.

01:20:37.695 --> 01:20:40.789
<i>Your love bonds
not just your two hearts...</i>

01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:43.697
<i>but the hearts of two families.</i>

01:20:43.802 --> 01:20:45.861
- Mazel tov!
- Mazel tov!

01:20:45.970 --> 01:20:48.200
- Mazel tov!
- Thanks, Dad.

01:20:48.306 --> 01:20:50.831
- That went okay.
- Yeah.

01:20:50.942 --> 01:20:52.910
Where's Maggie?

01:20:53.011 --> 01:20:55.479
Uh, it's hard to say.
She moves around a lot.

01:20:55.580 --> 01:20:58.708
Well, I want to meet her eventually,
you know? She's your sister.

01:20:58.817 --> 01:21:01.718
- I want to know her.
- You will.

01:21:01.820 --> 01:21:04.050
What was the fight about?

01:21:04.155 --> 01:21:06.123
Mmm. Girl stuff.

01:21:13.398 --> 01:21:15.298
Oh, shit.

01:21:16.835 --> 01:21:18.769
<i>Oh!</i>

01:21:18.870 --> 01:21:22.237
I should have used fresh vegetables
instead of frozen.

01:21:22.340 --> 01:21:24.638
<i>I don't think so. They were great.</i>

01:21:24.742 --> 01:21:27.336
<i>- Really delicious. They were good.
- Really?</i>

01:21:27.445 --> 01:21:29.345
Yes.

01:21:29.447 --> 01:21:33.315
- So, have you heard from Rose?
- No.

01:21:33.418 --> 01:21:36.080
- So she hasn't gotten back to you.
- About what?

01:21:36.187 --> 01:21:38.678
You were going
to invite her down, Maggie.

01:21:38.790 --> 01:21:40.758
I don't know
where you got that idea.

01:21:40.859 --> 01:21:43.987
Maggie,
I specifically asked you to.

01:21:44.095 --> 01:21:47.929
So? Just because you specifically asked
doesn't mean I'm going to.

01:21:48.032 --> 01:21:51.399
You shouldn't smoke.
You have a family history of lung cancer.

01:21:51.503 --> 01:21:53.596
I have a family history
of car wrecks too.

01:21:53.705 --> 01:21:56.105
Does that mean I shouldn't drive?

01:21:56.207 --> 01:21:58.505
- That is not funny.
- It wasn't supposed to be.

01:21:58.610 --> 01:22:00.874
All right, what is the problem
between you and Rose?

01:22:00.979 --> 01:22:04.278
- Why don't you want her to visit?
- Why do you?

01:22:04.382 --> 01:22:06.942
I mean,
am I not good enough for you?

01:22:07.051 --> 01:22:09.645
This has nothing to do with you.

01:22:09.754 --> 01:22:12.780
She's my daughter's daughter,
and I want to get to know her too.

01:22:29.641 --> 01:22:31.632
What was Caroline like with you girls?

01:22:31.743 --> 01:22:34.644
I mean, as a mom,
how do you remember her?

01:22:34.746 --> 01:22:36.907
Why don't you ask Rose?

01:22:37.015 --> 01:22:40.348
Maggie, please grow up.

01:22:46.457 --> 01:22:48.357
She was special.

01:22:48.459 --> 01:22:50.859
<i>Different than the other moms.</i>

01:22:50.962 --> 01:22:52.930
She used to surprise us.

01:22:55.733 --> 01:22:58.566
One time I opened up
my lunch box...

01:22:59.671 --> 01:23:02.902
and there was a tiara inside.

01:23:03.007 --> 01:23:05.532
A tiara. With your sandwich?

01:23:05.643 --> 01:23:07.543
Instead of a sandwich.

01:23:09.414 --> 01:23:11.882
<i>What was she like as a daughter?</i>

01:23:13.117 --> 01:23:15.017
No tiaras.

01:23:17.755 --> 01:23:20.781
But I loved her so much.

01:23:24.329 --> 01:23:27.958
But loving her in the right way
was difficult, for me, anyway.

01:23:28.066 --> 01:23:30.762
I didn't know there was
a right way and a wrong way.

01:23:30.868 --> 01:23:32.836
Neither did I.

01:23:34.005 --> 01:23:36.701
I had ideas-

01:23:36.808 --> 01:23:40.608
I had unwelcomed ideas
about how to keep her safe.

01:23:40.712 --> 01:23:42.976
Like?

01:23:43.081 --> 01:23:46.380
Like, I thought she should have been
on her medication all the time.

01:23:46.484 --> 01:23:48.816
I thought that her relationship
with your father...

01:23:48.920 --> 01:23:51.252
was far too passionate
for her to handle.

01:23:51.356 --> 01:23:53.324
And as far as children
were concerned...

01:23:53.424 --> 01:23:56.552
she was in no condition,
no condition at all.

01:23:56.661 --> 01:23:59.494
So you wish she never had me.

01:24:02.333 --> 01:24:04.301
You know what I wish, Maggie?

01:24:06.271 --> 01:24:08.899
I wish I'd kept my big mouth
shut long enough...

01:24:09.007 --> 01:24:11.441
<i>to hear what she wanted
out of life.</i>

01:24:20.811 --> 01:24:24.110
There she is! There's the bride!

01:24:25.849 --> 01:24:27.407
Be strong.

01:24:29.053 --> 01:24:33.547
Stay right here.
I'll get your corsage.

01:24:33.657 --> 01:24:36.490
Corsage? What is this, a prom?

01:24:36.594 --> 01:24:38.721
- Ladies?
- Ah, thank you.

01:24:40.998 --> 01:24:44.490
- Who are these people?
- I have no idea.

01:24:44.602 --> 01:24:48.060
- Except for my Marcia.
- Hello!

01:24:48.172 --> 01:24:51.141
Hey, you're not sticking around...

01:24:51.241 --> 01:24:55.007
to watch me ooh and ahh
over a Mixmaster Deluxe?

01:24:55.112 --> 01:24:57.580
It's good of you
to let Sydelle do this.

01:24:57.681 --> 01:25:01.173
- Oh, like gale force winds could stop her.
- Go easy on her.

01:25:01.285 --> 01:25:04.516
- Marcia's giving her a very hard time these days.
- Oh, what's she doing?

01:25:04.622 --> 01:25:07.182
Decorating in last year's colors?

01:25:07.291 --> 01:25:09.816
She joined Jews for Jesus.

01:25:14.632 --> 01:25:16.793
Yoo-hoo! Ladies, it's time...

01:25:16.900 --> 01:25:20.700
for the entertainment portion
of our soiree.

01:25:20.804 --> 01:25:24.205
<i>Uh, everyone get where you can see.
Anita, Jackie, come on.</i>

01:25:24.308 --> 01:25:27.175
<i>Scoot.
Here we go.</i>

01:25:27.277 --> 01:25:29.177
Aw!

01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:32.112
We, who know Rose,
are so thrilled...

01:25:32.216 --> 01:25:35.708
that this day has finally arrived.

01:25:35.819 --> 01:25:39.346
- Aw.
- There was a time we had our doubts.

01:25:41.325 --> 01:25:43.316
Oh, my goodness.

01:25:43.427 --> 01:25:47.523
All that time spent with her nose
buried in her book.

01:25:47.631 --> 01:25:49.690
<i>Oh, bookworm.</i>

01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:55.534
<i>Of course, there were romances,
but for some reason or other, nothing stuck.</i>

01:25:55.639 --> 01:25:58.870
<i>- Oh!
- A little heavy.</i>

01:25:58.976 --> 01:26:04.380
<i>- Oh. One thing Rose always
had was a great appetite. -</i>

01:26:04.481 --> 01:26:06.540
For life!

01:26:15.292 --> 01:26:17.192
Oh, God!

01:26:17.294 --> 01:26:20.195
Why would anyone want to marry me?
I'm disgusting!

01:26:20.297 --> 01:26:24.028
The only disgusting person here
is your stepmother. She's hideous.

01:26:24.134 --> 01:26:27.399
So why is she giving me this party?
She hates me.

01:26:27.504 --> 01:26:29.972
Someone else should do it-
someone who l-loves me...

01:26:30.074 --> 01:26:32.338
someone who can look at me
and say...

01:26:32.443 --> 01:26:35.742
"All of this is nothing more
than the happiness you deserve."

01:26:35.846 --> 01:26:37.905
Young lady.

01:26:38.015 --> 01:26:40.609
Rose Feller,
don't you dare walk out on-

01:26:40.718 --> 01:26:43.619
I am talking to my friend!

01:26:43.721 --> 01:26:46.986
<i>She's crazy. She's crazy!
She's sick in the head!</i>

01:26:56.600 --> 01:27:00.627
Hands down,
best shower I've ever been to.

01:27:07.745 --> 01:27:10.213
Engagement should be
a happy time, Rosie.

01:27:10.314 --> 01:27:13.681
So should childhood and graduation.

01:27:13.784 --> 01:27:15.718
And happy hour.

01:27:15.819 --> 01:27:19.550
Did you know more suicides happen during
happy hour than any other time of day?

01:27:19.656 --> 01:27:22.284
- Is that true?
- I wouldn't doubt it.

01:27:25.462 --> 01:27:27.430
I love you, you know.

01:27:43.080 --> 01:27:46.413
- Who's Rose?
- There's this thing called privacy, Dora.

01:27:51.121 --> 01:27:55.353
This from a girl who puts a postage stamp
on her bottom and calls it a swimsuit.

01:29:11.468 --> 01:29:14.437
The number
you have called is no longer in service.

01:29:14.538 --> 01:29:17.371
If you feel you have reached
this recording in error-

01:29:25.983 --> 01:29:28.577
Hmm.

01:29:35.192 --> 01:29:37.092
Hey.

01:29:40.097 --> 01:29:42.224
Are you dead?

01:29:42.332 --> 01:29:44.766
What were you thinking,
going to the mall?

01:29:44.868 --> 01:29:47.336
The mall is for young people,
people with teeth.

01:29:47.437 --> 01:29:50.406
Well, my son's finally getting married,
and the girl's a ninny.

01:29:50.507 --> 01:29:54.603
"Shut up, Ma," he says.
"Just show up in something nice."

01:29:54.711 --> 01:29:56.702
- You know what I saw today?
- What?

01:29:56.813 --> 01:30:01.944
Pants with "Juicy" written across the heinie.
I'm gonna wear that?

01:30:02.052 --> 01:30:04.577
Just wear something
you're comfortable in.

01:30:04.688 --> 01:30:07.816
I haven't been comfortable
since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.

01:30:09.593 --> 01:30:11.891
What's your favorite thing
you ever wore?

01:30:11.995 --> 01:30:14.759
- Ever?
- Yeah. In your whole life.

01:30:14.865 --> 01:30:18.767
My going-away suit
from my wedding.

01:30:18.869 --> 01:30:21.736
Black and white checks,
very fitted.

01:30:21.838 --> 01:30:24.466
I felt like Jackie Kennedy in that suit.

01:30:30.514 --> 01:30:33.847
Give me your credit card.
Give it to me.

01:30:38.588 --> 01:30:40.556
Can I get you a size?

01:30:44.494 --> 01:30:47.952
No, I'm going to
the women's suit department.

01:30:59.576 --> 01:31:01.476
So?

01:31:03.080 --> 01:31:07.483
- Jackie Kennedy?
- Better. Jackie Onassis.

01:31:10.954 --> 01:31:12.945
<i>That looks so good on you.</i>

01:31:13.056 --> 01:31:16.355
Oh, Maggie, you're so sweet.
Good job!

01:31:23.333 --> 01:31:25.164
<i>You ready?</i>

01:31:25.268 --> 01:31:27.668
<i>I don't know what to wear
to a Main Line wedding.</i>

01:31:27.771 --> 01:31:29.966
It doesn't matter.
Wear whatever you want.

01:31:30.073 --> 01:31:33.008
- Believe me, when the bride's name is Lopey,
it matters. - Look, th-that looks great.

01:31:33.110 --> 01:31:35.010
<i>- Come on.
- Really?</i>

01:31:35.112 --> 01:31:38.479
<i>- Yeah. Come on. We gotta go.
- Okay.</i>

01:31:38.582 --> 01:31:41.073
I can't believe you have
a friend named Lopey.

01:31:41.184 --> 01:31:43.652
<i>- Come on, come on, come on.
- I'm sorry. Wait.</i>

01:31:48.825 --> 01:31:51.988
<i>Are you okay? 'Cause if there's gonna be
any stabbing, I need a little heads up.</i>

01:31:52.095 --> 01:31:54.893
I'm fine.

01:31:59.102 --> 01:32:01.332
Oh, my God.

01:32:01.438 --> 01:32:04.339
Oh, shit. My Jimmy Choos!

01:32:07.177 --> 01:32:09.737
Chewing gum?

01:32:09.846 --> 01:32:11.905
Oh, that bitch. That bitch!

01:32:12.015 --> 01:32:15.007
- No one will notice.
- Right. No one's gonna notice that.

01:32:15.118 --> 01:32:19.521
"Hi. Hi. Hi! Hi. I can talk, 'cause I
have a mouth." My heel has a mouth!

01:32:19.623 --> 01:32:21.284
No one will notice.

01:32:21.391 --> 01:32:25.054
Oh, my God!
What happened to your heel?

01:32:30.333 --> 01:32:34.463
Uh, best wishes, Lopey, Jordan.

01:32:34.571 --> 01:32:36.471
Thanks, Simon.

01:32:38.008 --> 01:32:41.500
<i>"Let the wind die down.</i>

01:32:41.611 --> 01:32:46.014
"Let the... shed go black inside.

01:32:46.116 --> 01:32:49.313
"Let evening come.

01:32:49.419 --> 01:32:53.515
"To the bottle in the ditch...

01:32:53.623 --> 01:32:57.150
"to the scoop... in the oats...

01:32:58.695 --> 01:33:03.155
"to... air in the lung...

01:33:05.435 --> 01:33:08.461
<i>let evening come."</i>

01:33:08.572 --> 01:33:11.097
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01:33:16.446 --> 01:33:19.176
<i>Can I take that for you?</i>

01:33:19.282 --> 01:33:23.412
I hear you're getting married.
Congratulations.

01:33:26.056 --> 01:33:28.354
Congratulations are for the groom.

01:33:28.458 --> 01:33:30.426
You say "best wishes" to the bride.

01:33:30.527 --> 01:33:33.291
I guess my manners aren't
what they should be.

01:33:33.396 --> 01:33:36.854
Gee, really?

01:33:36.967 --> 01:33:39.492
Rose, I am really sorry.

01:33:39.603 --> 01:33:42.766
<i>I've felt horrible about myself
for two solid months.</i>

01:33:42.873 --> 01:33:45.103
I've felt horrible
about myself my whole life...

01:33:45.208 --> 01:33:47.176
so you'll get no sympathy from me.

01:33:53.083 --> 01:33:57.213
You know what they called me
growing up?

01:33:57.320 --> 01:34:00.448
Fudgie the Whale.

01:34:00.557 --> 01:34:03.025
I'm still shocked
when a woman wants me...

01:34:03.126 --> 01:34:07.495
and sometimes I do really stupid things
because I can't believe I can.

01:34:07.597 --> 01:34:10.566
- That thing with your sister-
- Was inexcusable.

01:34:11.835 --> 01:34:14.895
No matter what you weighed
in high school.

01:34:15.005 --> 01:34:17.473
You ruined everything.

01:34:19.009 --> 01:34:21.443
I know.

01:34:21.545 --> 01:34:24.070
What we had... was really special.

01:34:27.651 --> 01:34:29.551
Oh, please! What we-

01:34:33.290 --> 01:34:39.786
Because of you,
I have no idea where my sister is.

01:34:39.896 --> 01:34:40.988
I can't reach her.
Her phone's cut off.

01:34:41.097 --> 01:34:44.225
She doesn't even know I'm engaged.
My own sister.

01:34:44.334 --> 01:34:47.462
My best friend.

01:34:47.571 --> 01:34:51.268
And the worst part is,
I can't talk to anyone about it.

01:34:51.374 --> 01:34:54.343
If I tell my father, he'll get
all panicked and mad at me...

01:34:54.444 --> 01:34:56.912
for not taking better care of her.

01:34:57.013 --> 01:35:01.575
And if I tell Simon-
I can't tell Simon.

01:35:01.685 --> 01:35:03.812
Why not?

01:35:03.920 --> 01:35:05.945
Because...

01:35:07.791 --> 01:35:09.759
he'll hate her.

01:35:11.194 --> 01:35:13.856
And that, I couldn't bear.

01:35:25.942 --> 01:35:27.705
Hi, Jim.

01:35:29.479 --> 01:35:33.313
Here I am, trying to be patient,
trying to be understanding...

01:35:33.416 --> 01:35:35.384
while you lose your freaking mind.

01:35:35.485 --> 01:35:39.114
- I'm not losing my mind. - Ping-ponging
between comatose and homicidal.

01:35:39.222 --> 01:35:43.454
God, every day I wake up thinking,
"Maybe today's the day she'll come back.

01:35:43.560 --> 01:35:46.529
- I'm right here.
- " Maybe today she'll look at me like she used to.

01:35:46.630 --> 01:35:50.623
She'll- She'll look at me in the eye,
tell me what she's thinking."

01:35:50.734 --> 01:35:52.668
- Simon?
- But no, no, no.

01:35:52.769 --> 01:35:55.203
<i>Today's the day
you look him in the eye...</i>

01:35:55.305 --> 01:35:57.273
tell him what you're thinking.

01:35:57.374 --> 01:36:02.311
The guy who treated you
like a- like a disposable washrag.

01:36:27.103 --> 01:36:30.368
This has nothing to do with him.

01:36:30.473 --> 01:36:32.634
This is about you and me-

01:36:32.742 --> 01:36:38.339
you not talking to me, you not
telling me what's going on inside you.

01:36:40.016 --> 01:36:42.177
Tell me.

01:36:49.159 --> 01:36:51.593
I won't marry you like this.

01:36:53.463 --> 01:36:55.431
I won't do it.

01:37:12.082 --> 01:37:15.950
So this lady today, she, um- she heard
about how I shopped for Mrs. Lefkowitz...

01:37:16.052 --> 01:37:18.612
and she asked
if I'd do the same for her.

01:37:18.722 --> 01:37:20.690
- No kidding?
- Yeah.

01:37:22.158 --> 01:37:24.456
- Said she'd pay.
- Well, she'd better.

01:37:31.368 --> 01:37:35.327
- Do you think there's other women
down here who would? - Are you kidding? Scads.

01:37:37.941 --> 01:37:42.173
I was thinking of doing it
maybe like... a business.

01:37:45.882 --> 01:37:48.350
Well, that's an excellent idea.

01:37:51.688 --> 01:37:55.454
Um, I'm really terrible at numbers.

01:37:55.558 --> 01:37:57.856
I mean, adding and stuff.

01:38:00.830 --> 01:38:02.957
Well, I'm good with them.
I can help.

01:38:06.369 --> 01:38:08.530
I mean, if you like.

01:38:11.708 --> 01:38:13.608
Yeah. Sure.

01:38:19.115 --> 01:38:21.879
That'd be good.

01:38:22.986 --> 01:38:24.647
Gin.

01:38:53.683 --> 01:38:56.243
- Oh, no.
- Dad?

01:38:57.454 --> 01:38:59.422
- Dad?
- You are not welcome here!

01:38:59.522 --> 01:39:02.320
- Rose? You all right?
- Are you kidding?

01:39:02.425 --> 01:39:06.020
I'm fantastic. Turns out I have
a grandmother I never knew about.

01:39:06.129 --> 01:39:08.256
It was in your own best interest.
Your father thought-

01:39:08.364 --> 01:39:11.891
Why are you speaking? You do not
have any place in this conversation.

01:39:12.001 --> 01:39:16.665
- Excuse me, miss. This is my house.
- Sydelle. Please.

01:39:23.947 --> 01:39:25.915
How did she find you?

01:39:27.116 --> 01:39:29.812
<i>How did she lose me?</i>

01:39:31.721 --> 01:39:34.189
She said she sent birthday cards.

01:39:34.290 --> 01:39:36.656
Please tell me you never got 'em.

01:39:38.394 --> 01:39:42.296
Our mother was dead,
our father was practically catatonic.

01:39:42.398 --> 01:39:46.459
- A grandmother might have come in handy.
- She was impossible, Rose.

01:39:46.569 --> 01:39:51.336
Bossy, self-righteous, nosy about things
that weren't her business.

01:39:51.441 --> 01:39:54.501
- Like what?
- Trust me. We were better off without her.

01:39:54.611 --> 01:39:56.511
Because she was bossy?
That doesn't make any sense.

01:39:56.613 --> 01:39:59.309
I didn't want to be around that,
and I didn't want you around it.

01:39:59.415 --> 01:40:01.315
- What?
- The judgment. The blame.

01:40:01.417 --> 01:40:04.352
- For what? What-What'd she blame you for?
- Everything.

01:40:04.454 --> 01:40:06.786
- What everything?
- Just everything.

01:40:06.890 --> 01:40:09.620
- Dad!
- For your mother, all right?

01:40:09.726 --> 01:40:11.694
For her death.

01:40:15.698 --> 01:40:18.360
- She said that?
- She didn't have to.

01:40:21.170 --> 01:40:25.539
She wanted her protected
all the time. Drugged.

01:40:25.642 --> 01:40:28.805
But Caroline-
she didn't want to live that way.

01:40:28.912 --> 01:40:31.210
It made her foggy.

01:40:31.314 --> 01:40:34.078
She couldn't take it
if she was pregnant.

01:40:34.183 --> 01:40:37.880
So... we hoped it would be enough-

01:40:37.987 --> 01:40:41.787
loving each other,
loving you and Maggie.

01:40:43.826 --> 01:40:46.454
There were so many good days.

01:40:47.664 --> 01:40:50.656
We thought it would be okay.

01:40:50.767 --> 01:40:53.463
Oh, God.

01:40:53.570 --> 01:40:55.538
I'm sorry, Rosie.

01:40:56.839 --> 01:40:58.898
I'm so sorry.

01:40:59.008 --> 01:41:02.466
<i>Now, um...</i>

01:41:02.579 --> 01:41:06.413
the only opening on Thursday
she has is 5:00.

01:41:06.516 --> 01:41:08.416
- P.M.
- Yes.

01:41:08.518 --> 01:41:11.282
- That's right in the middle of dinner.
- Well, take it or leave it.

01:41:11.387 --> 01:41:14.447
- I'll take it if she won't.
- I'll take it. I'll take it.

01:41:14.557 --> 01:41:16.047
- "Mrs. Stempel."
- Ella.

01:41:16.159 --> 01:41:20.061
Lewis! Are you looking
for a personal shopper too?

01:41:20.163 --> 01:41:22.927
No. A date, to the Tea Dance.

01:41:23.032 --> 01:41:25.830
And I'd be honored
if you'd go with me.

01:41:28.538 --> 01:41:32.474
- I'd love to.
- Pick you up at 4:00.

01:41:35.745 --> 01:41:39.875
- Lewis Feldman.
- Ooh.

01:41:49.125 --> 01:41:52.151
This place just keeps
getting better and better.

01:42:07.443 --> 01:42:09.968
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01:42:15.618 --> 01:42:17.586
What are you doing here?

01:42:20.857 --> 01:42:22.950
I live here.
What are you doing here?

01:42:23.059 --> 01:42:25.755
<i>You live here?
In an old folks home?</i>

01:42:27.530 --> 01:42:30.260
It's a retirement community
for active seniors.

01:42:30.366 --> 01:42:33.631
Wait, so you-
you live with our grandmother?

01:42:36.673 --> 01:42:39.198
How'd you find out about her?

01:42:39.308 --> 01:42:43.267
I can't believe she wrote you
without telling me.

01:42:45.248 --> 01:42:47.216
It's so sneaky.

01:42:48.551 --> 01:42:51.645
Does it offend
your strict moral code?

01:42:55.024 --> 01:42:57.288
So, how's it going for you down here?

01:42:57.393 --> 01:43:00.851
Who's buying your cocktails?

01:43:00.963 --> 01:43:02.931
No one.

01:43:03.032 --> 01:43:05.626
Oh, no.
Is your mojo failing you already?

01:43:05.735 --> 01:43:07.635
My mojo's fine.

01:43:07.737 --> 01:43:10.399
<i>I just haven't felt like drinking.</i>

01:43:10.506 --> 01:43:13.669
Right. Probably haven't
felt like stealing...

01:43:13.776 --> 01:43:17.576
or lying or having sex
with inappropriate partners either.

01:43:19.582 --> 01:43:23.643
<i>Did you come down here just to abuse me?</i>

01:43:23.753 --> 01:43:26.313
<i>Maggie! I hope you are prepared
to be exceedingly rich...</i>

01:43:26.422 --> 01:43:28.390
because I booked you within an-

01:43:30.593 --> 01:43:32.493
Rose. Oh.

01:43:35.998 --> 01:43:37.989
Oh, Rose.

01:43:38.101 --> 01:43:40.126
Look at you.

01:43:40.236 --> 01:43:42.568
Oh, look how lovely you are. Oh.

01:43:46.209 --> 01:43:48.905
Oh. Do you remember me?

01:43:50.780 --> 01:43:52.714
Yeah.

01:43:52.815 --> 01:43:54.840
I remember you too.

01:43:54.951 --> 01:43:56.919
You-You're exactly the same.

01:43:57.019 --> 01:43:59.544
<i>Smiley and huggable and-</i>

01:44:00.690 --> 01:44:02.885
- Ooh, and engaged?
- What?

01:44:02.992 --> 01:44:04.892
Oh, yeah.

01:44:04.994 --> 01:44:08.794
- Holy shit. To who?
- No one you know.

01:44:08.898 --> 01:44:10.889
Champagne. Now, come with me.

01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:13.696
Tell me all about it.

01:44:17.006 --> 01:44:20.464
I can't believe you're marrying
somebody I haven't even met.

01:44:25.314 --> 01:44:27.305
What's he like anyhow?

01:44:30.953 --> 01:44:33.251
Why? You want to screw him too?

01:44:37.660 --> 01:44:40.458
I don't expect you to forgive me, Rose...

01:44:44.734 --> 01:44:46.702
but I am sorry.

01:44:56.279 --> 01:44:58.747
<i>- Careful, Mrs. Haskell.
- I'm always careful!</i>

01:44:58.848 --> 01:45:02.375
She hit somebody last week.
It was a big to-do.

01:45:02.485 --> 01:45:06.285
And there's a store where you can buy
eight different kinds of hemorrhoid creams.

01:45:06.389 --> 01:45:08.653
All right.
Here come the Queen Bees.

01:45:08.758 --> 01:45:12.250
Widows. They run the place.
Oh, watch out.

01:45:12.361 --> 01:45:14.989
<i>- Hello, ladies! This is my sister.
- Maggie.</i>

01:45:15.097 --> 01:45:16.997
- Hi.
- Hi, Maggie.

01:45:17.099 --> 01:45:19.067
Yep. Have a good day.

01:45:20.703 --> 01:45:23.399
This is the exercise pavilion.
Hey, guys!

01:45:23.506 --> 01:45:25.474
- Hi, Maggie.
- This is my sister, Rose.

01:45:25.575 --> 01:45:27.941
Hello, Rose!

01:45:28.044 --> 01:45:31.309
<i>Good, Lydia. A good stretch.
That's it. A nd left.</i>

01:45:31.414 --> 01:45:33.314
Looking good, Mrs. Klein.

01:45:33.416 --> 01:45:35.316
- Hi, Maggie.
- Hi, ladies.

01:45:35.418 --> 01:45:37.818
Hi!

01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:40.855
I call these guys The Bench.
They're all former lawyers.

01:45:40.957 --> 01:45:44.586
- Gentlemen! Hey.
- Hi, Maggie.

01:45:44.694 --> 01:45:47.788
This is my sister, Rose.
She's a lawyer, too, from Philadelphia.

01:45:47.897 --> 01:45:50.866
- Which firm?
- Uh, actually, no firm right now.

01:45:50.967 --> 01:45:54.459
<i>I'm just... taking some time off.</i>

01:45:54.570 --> 01:45:57.038
Me too.

01:46:04.247 --> 01:46:07.341
- What are you doing, Ella?
- Sit down, girls.

01:46:07.450 --> 01:46:12.012
I've got some things here
I thought you might like to see.

01:46:12.121 --> 01:46:15.056
- Whoa.
- Oh, God.

01:46:15.157 --> 01:46:17.057
Look at you.

01:46:17.159 --> 01:46:19.719
- These are great.
- Hey, look. Our old living room.

01:46:19.829 --> 01:46:21.922
Mm-hmm.

01:46:22.031 --> 01:46:23.828
Oh, God.

01:46:23.933 --> 01:46:27.164
Could Mom have been any prettier?

01:46:27.270 --> 01:46:29.932
Oh, you look exactly like her.
Doesn't she?

01:46:30.039 --> 01:46:33.475
- I wonder if there's a picture of Honey Bun.
- That'd be pretty impossible.

01:46:33.576 --> 01:46:35.203
- Who's Honey Bun?
- Our dog.

01:46:35.311 --> 01:46:37.006
- You had a dog?
- For one day.

01:46:37.113 --> 01:46:39.946
The greatest day.

01:46:40.049 --> 01:46:42.847
Mom woke us up really early.
It was a school day. It was still dark out.

01:46:42.952 --> 01:46:44.852
It was winter.

01:46:44.954 --> 01:46:48.856
And she put us in our best party dresses and
dragged us down to the kitchen, which was-

01:46:48.958 --> 01:46:51.449
- A mess.
- Covered, every counter, in fudge.

01:46:51.560 --> 01:46:53.357
She'd been up all night making it.

01:46:53.462 --> 01:46:57.091
<i>We loaded it into the car,
and she drove us right past school...</i>

01:46:57.199 --> 01:46:59.167
straight up to New York,
to Lord &amp; Taylor.

01:46:59.268 --> 01:47:01.736
Which was closed, because we got there
at 8:00 in the morning.

01:47:01.837 --> 01:47:04.806
- That's right, and we hung out in the car.
- Eating fudge for breakfast.

01:47:04.907 --> 01:47:07.967
<i>Mom had heard about Mrs. Fields.
You know, the cookie lady?</i>

01:47:08.077 --> 01:47:11.308
And she figured that her fudge
was just as good as those cookies, so-

01:47:11.414 --> 01:47:13.382
So she was gonna make a fortune.

01:47:13.482 --> 01:47:18.283
When it finally opened, we went in
and, oh, God, she was so beautiful.

01:47:18.387 --> 01:47:21.914
- She was wearing this long, velvety gown.
- At 8:00 in the morning?

01:47:22.024 --> 01:47:24.754
Well, by this time it was 10:00.

01:47:24.860 --> 01:47:27.954
I guess she talked to some of the store people
about the fudge, but I don't remember.

01:47:28.064 --> 01:47:30.862
Mmm, she spilled it,
all over the jewelry counter.

01:47:30.967 --> 01:47:35.495
- There was a guy who just kind of looked at her.
- I don't remember a guy.

01:47:35.604 --> 01:47:38.471
There was a guy,
and he looked at her.

01:47:40.176 --> 01:47:43.839
Anyway, Mom said that we could
each get one present.

01:47:43.946 --> 01:47:46.506
- And you got-
- A Nancy Drew book.

01:47:46.615 --> 01:47:49.948
I asked for a puppy. And she got it!

01:47:50.052 --> 01:47:53.749
He was so cute.
I named him Honey Bun.

01:47:53.856 --> 01:47:56.791
Why'd you only have it for one day?

01:47:56.892 --> 01:47:59.793
<i>- I guess Dad thought it was a bad idea.
- Why?</i>

01:47:59.895 --> 01:48:03.126
I don't know. I think he thought
I was too young.

01:48:03.232 --> 01:48:05.291
No. He was just mad.

01:48:05.401 --> 01:48:10.134
- About a dog?
- No, about the whole day.

01:48:10.239 --> 01:48:14.300
He didn't have any idea where we were,
and school had called.

01:48:14.410 --> 01:48:17.140
<i>- Oh.
- Really?</i>

01:48:17.246 --> 01:48:21.205
Yeah. He was really panicked
and really, really mad at her.

01:48:21.317 --> 01:48:23.285
They had a huge fight.

01:48:23.386 --> 01:48:26.378
I don't remember a fight.

01:48:26.489 --> 01:48:29.515
You were in your room
with a record playing.

01:48:29.625 --> 01:48:31.684
- I was?
- Yeah.

01:48:31.794 --> 01:48:35.958
I put you in there and turned the music on
so you wouldn't hear them.

01:48:36.065 --> 01:48:39.694
<i>Why? What were they saying?</i>

01:48:43.506 --> 01:48:45.474
He was saying...

01:48:46.675 --> 01:48:49.143
she was unfit.

01:48:49.245 --> 01:48:52.373
That's the word he used.

01:48:52.481 --> 01:48:56.781
He said he was gonna... send her away.
Put her away. Something.

01:48:56.886 --> 01:49:00.378
- He kept saying "away."
- Mmm. And her?

01:49:00.489 --> 01:49:03.083
"Oh, there's nothing wrong with me.
I'm a good mother."

01:49:03.192 --> 01:49:06.355
He'd say, "away,"
and she'd say, "I'm their mother!"

01:49:06.462 --> 01:49:09.659
<i>So he was-he was gonna
have her hospitalized.</i>

01:49:11.934 --> 01:49:13.834
Yeah.

01:49:21.811 --> 01:49:23.711
Oh, God. The poor guy.

01:49:26.882 --> 01:49:28.782
When exactly was this?

01:49:28.884 --> 01:49:30.852
November 3.

01:49:33.355 --> 01:49:36.381
No. No, it wasn't.
It was, like, months before that.

01:49:36.492 --> 01:49:38.392
It was two days.

01:49:38.494 --> 01:49:41.930
It was Tuesday,
and she died that Thursday.

01:49:52.274 --> 01:49:54.640
It was on purpose, wasn't it?

01:49:57.513 --> 01:49:59.743
The car, the tree.

01:50:05.354 --> 01:50:07.822
Was it even raining that night?

01:50:11.360 --> 01:50:13.328
You were so little.

01:50:15.431 --> 01:50:19.834
How do you tell a six-year-old
her mom left by choice?

01:50:26.242 --> 01:50:28.267
Who told you?

01:50:32.148 --> 01:50:34.582
No one.

01:50:43.159 --> 01:50:47.186
Oh, God. Why can't I just stay mad at you?

01:50:47.296 --> 01:50:50.857
'Cause we're a pair,
like Sonny and Cher.

01:50:50.966 --> 01:50:53.059
They split up.

01:50:53.169 --> 01:50:56.138
But they remained quite close.

01:51:07.283 --> 01:51:09.513
I'm not engaged anymore.

01:51:13.455 --> 01:51:15.355
Simon dumped me.

01:51:21.730 --> 01:51:24.460
Why are you still wearing the ring?

01:51:26.135 --> 01:51:28.865
I like how it feels.

01:51:32.841 --> 01:51:36.402
- Do you know his name?
- Simon Stein.

01:51:36.512 --> 01:51:38.412
- Doctor?
- Lawyer.

01:51:38.514 --> 01:51:41.142
- Oh. Nice.
- So you call information-

01:51:41.250 --> 01:51:45.414
"Simon Stein in Philly"-
Get his number, make a call.

01:51:45.521 --> 01:51:47.421
And say what?

01:51:47.523 --> 01:51:50.356
"Hey, jerk, you broke my sister's heart.
Come down here and make it right."

01:51:50.459 --> 01:51:52.359
Maybe not that, word-for-word.

01:51:52.461 --> 01:51:56.158
- He broke up with her. He's not gonna want to come.
- Well, you don't know that.

01:51:56.265 --> 01:51:58.199
Men can be very confused.

01:51:58.300 --> 01:52:02.464
Yeah, too many options-
be an astronaut, be a playboy.

01:52:02.571 --> 01:52:05.404
Often a man needs help
making the right choice.

01:52:05.507 --> 01:52:08.874
Yeah, how am I supposed to help him?
He doesn't even know me.

01:52:08.978 --> 01:52:10.878
He knows your sister.

01:52:10.980 --> 01:52:13.744
And loves her, or he wouldn't have
proposed in the first place.

01:52:13.849 --> 01:52:19.048
- So?
- So, what if he learns she was in trouble?

01:52:19.154 --> 01:52:21.179
Or sick.

01:52:21.290 --> 01:52:23.190
Or pregnant.

01:52:24.360 --> 01:52:26.260
Dora!

01:52:26.362 --> 01:52:29.160
<i>Don't look so shocked,
Miss Comes-To-Florida-</i>

01:52:29.265 --> 01:52:31.733
To-Milk-Your-Grandmother-
For-All-She's-Worth.

01:52:31.834 --> 01:52:34.325
We know all about you.

01:52:42.578 --> 01:52:45.672
- So, dog walking.
- Oh, don't worry about it.

01:52:45.781 --> 01:52:50.241
It's not forever. It's just to keep me busy
till I figure out my next move.

01:52:50.352 --> 01:52:53.321
Well, when you figure it out,
I hope you'll let me know.

01:52:53.422 --> 01:52:57.153
You know, down here, if you don't have
successful grandchildren to brag about...

01:52:57.259 --> 01:52:59.250
you're screwed.

01:52:59.361 --> 01:53:00.878
<i>What are we reading today?
A little Emily Dick? A little-</i>

01:53:00.913 --> 01:53:02.396
<i>What are we reading today?
A little Emily Dick? A little-</i>

01:53:24.953 --> 01:53:26.921
Did they move him?

01:53:29.858 --> 01:53:31.758
He died.

01:53:31.860 --> 01:53:33.760
<i>This morning.</i>

01:53:41.437 --> 01:53:43.337
Bummer.

01:53:45.741 --> 01:53:49.302
- Were you on duty?
- No, l-I don't work here.

01:53:49.411 --> 01:53:51.311
<i>This is his chart.</i>

01:53:51.413 --> 01:53:54.712
You're his grandson, the doctor.

01:53:56.552 --> 01:53:58.452
Who are you?

01:54:00.656 --> 01:54:04.615
Um, nobody.
l-I just-I read to him sometimes.

01:54:07.763 --> 01:54:09.731
You're Maggie.

01:54:12.167 --> 01:54:14.135
He talked about me?

01:54:16.672 --> 01:54:18.572
Just a little.

01:54:30.519 --> 01:54:32.987
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01:54:39.361 --> 01:54:41.659
<i>♪♪</i>

01:54:54.977 --> 01:54:56.877
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:54:56.979 --> 01:54:59.004
Who's Fred Astaire?

01:55:02.217 --> 01:55:04.412
That's Lewis.

01:55:06.555 --> 01:55:09.023
You're a very good dancer, Lewis.

01:55:10.392 --> 01:55:13.020
Know what else I'm good at?

01:55:26.408 --> 01:55:28.399
Simon.

01:55:28.510 --> 01:55:30.808
What are you doing here?

01:55:30.913 --> 01:55:33.313
I came as soon as your sister called.

01:55:39.721 --> 01:55:41.689
Should you be drinking?

01:55:44.593 --> 01:55:47.391
<i>♪♪</i>

01:55:57.573 --> 01:55:59.598
- So you're not pregnant.
- No.

01:55:59.708 --> 01:56:02.643
- Never were. - Don't you think
I would tell you if I were pregnant?

01:56:02.744 --> 01:56:05.269
I don't know.
You know, I hope so, but, frankly...

01:56:05.380 --> 01:56:08.440
there were a lot of things
you weren't telling me back there.

01:56:08.550 --> 01:56:12.111
<i>♪♪</i>

01:56:12.221 --> 01:56:16.920
I promise, anything I kept from you
had nothing to do with us.

01:56:17.025 --> 01:56:19.823
It was about Maggie.

01:56:19.928 --> 01:56:23.762
I was protecting her
because that's what I do.

01:56:23.866 --> 01:56:28.826
You need to know this, because
if by some insane stroke of fate...

01:56:28.937 --> 01:56:31.030
you do decide to marry me...

01:56:31.139 --> 01:56:34.233
she will make your life a living hell.

01:56:34.343 --> 01:56:36.311
You'll be begging me
to kick her out...

01:56:36.411 --> 01:56:38.538
commit her, kill her, anything.

01:56:38.647 --> 01:56:40.638
And I'll want to...

01:56:40.749 --> 01:56:42.717
but I never will.

01:56:44.753 --> 01:56:47.881
Because without her...

01:56:47.990 --> 01:56:49.958
I don't make sense.

01:56:54.796 --> 01:56:58.698
You look good.
You look like you.

01:57:09.478 --> 01:57:12.572
I can't believe I'm in Florida.

01:57:15.851 --> 01:57:17.751
- You'll come back?
- Yes, I promise.

01:57:17.853 --> 01:57:19.753
- Now, you hold her to it.
- I will.

01:57:19.855 --> 01:57:22.756
Okay, don't buy a wedding dress.
It's gonna be my gift to you.

01:57:22.858 --> 01:57:25.156
No way.

01:57:25.260 --> 01:57:28.821
You'll have me in some
hootchie-mama monstrosity.

01:57:28.931 --> 01:57:32.367
Look, I'm good at this. Trust me.

01:57:39.041 --> 01:57:41.737
Are you sure this is the right place?

01:57:41.843 --> 01:57:45.074
<i>Only one Jerk Hut
in Philadelphia, ma'am.</i>

01:57:46.448 --> 01:57:48.348
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01:58:00.529 --> 01:58:02.394
Michael.

01:58:02.497 --> 01:58:04.124
Ella.

01:58:06.768 --> 01:58:08.895
This is my friend, Lewis Feldman.

01:58:09.004 --> 01:58:12.940
- Lewis, this is Michael Feller, father of the bride.
- Pleased to meet you.

01:58:13.041 --> 01:58:15.976
Welcome. Rose will be
so glad you're here.

01:58:16.078 --> 01:58:17.978
Ella!

01:58:20.549 --> 01:58:22.073
Oh.

01:58:22.184 --> 01:58:24.084
I'm so glad you're here.

01:58:24.186 --> 01:58:26.086
<i>- Are you excited?
- Yeah.</i>

01:58:26.188 --> 01:58:27.883
<i>Yes? Perfect.</i>

01:58:27.990 --> 01:58:30.959
<i>She gets really mad
if you leave the lid off the ice cream.</i>

01:58:31.059 --> 01:58:32.959
<i>I know.</i>

01:58:33.061 --> 01:58:35.723
- Don't even think about using her toothbrush.
- Mm-hmm.

01:58:35.831 --> 01:58:38.231
- And she hates the look of raw chicken.
- I know.

01:58:38.333 --> 01:58:40.665
And if she starts humming
"Hava Nagila"...

01:58:40.769 --> 01:58:43.260
she's, like, really, really mad-
like, mad.

01:58:43.372 --> 01:58:46.933
Mag- Maggie, I know. I know her.

01:58:50.012 --> 01:58:52.344
- Okay.
- Okay.

01:58:52.447 --> 01:58:54.278
Mm-hmm.

01:58:54.383 --> 01:58:56.851
I wore them in 1952.

01:58:59.621 --> 01:59:01.885
- Old.
- But not to you.

01:59:01.990 --> 01:59:05.153
- Right.
- And if I didn't give them to you?

01:59:05.260 --> 01:59:08.354
- Borrowed.
- Mm-hmm. And look at the flowers.

01:59:08.463 --> 01:59:10.590
- Blue.
- Yeah.

01:59:12.100 --> 01:59:14.466
So, uh, Simon-

01:59:14.569 --> 01:59:17.436
<i>♪♪</i>

01:59:17.539 --> 01:59:20.201
I'll be back in a few minutes.

01:59:30.852 --> 01:59:33.320
<i>They are so lovely.</i>

01:59:33.422 --> 01:59:36.585
You should be very proud.

01:59:38.727 --> 01:59:41.195
I'm afraid I can't take much credit.

01:59:43.432 --> 01:59:46.094
Well, it's not always easy
taking care of yourself...

01:59:46.201 --> 01:59:49.637
and someone else
at the same time.

01:59:53.909 --> 01:59:56.844
I owe you an apology, Ella.

02:00:00.782 --> 02:00:02.682
Many, in fact.

02:00:05.887 --> 02:00:08.822
I owe quite a few myself.

02:00:11.026 --> 02:00:12.926
<i>You'll be entering from-</i>

02:00:13.028 --> 02:00:16.225
<i>Oh, yeah, just along here
and, um, down these stairs.</i>

02:00:16.331 --> 02:00:19.596
- And will someone be escorting you?
- My dad.

02:00:19.701 --> 02:00:21.896
- That's nice.
- Dad.

02:00:24.339 --> 02:00:27.331
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02:00:27.442 --> 02:00:29.501
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

02:01:01.910 --> 02:01:03.810
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02:01:03.912 --> 02:01:06.642
- Thanks, Dad.
- Thanks, Michael.

02:01:19.728 --> 02:01:23.095
And now, a very special moment.

02:01:23.198 --> 02:01:25.428
Young lady?

02:01:25.534 --> 02:01:30.164
Uh, this isn't in the program,
'cause it's a surprise.

02:01:30.272 --> 02:01:32.900
I surprise Rose a lot.

02:01:34.843 --> 02:01:36.777
Uh, usually, she hates it.

02:01:36.878 --> 02:01:39.176
I think, or I hope...

02:01:39.281 --> 02:01:41.613
that she likes this.

02:01:45.086 --> 02:01:49.022
It's a poem by e.e. cummings.

02:01:49.124 --> 02:01:51.524
For you.

02:01:59.301 --> 02:02:02.202
"I carry your heart with me.

02:02:02.304 --> 02:02:04.636
"I carry it in my heart.

02:02:04.739 --> 02:02:06.866
"I am never without it.

02:02:06.975 --> 02:02:10.206
"Anywhere I go, you go, my dear.

02:02:10.312 --> 02:02:12.940
"And whatever is done by only me...

02:02:13.048 --> 02:02:16.108
"is your doing, my darling.

02:02:17.285 --> 02:02:18.946
"I fear no fate...

02:02:19.054 --> 02:02:21.716
"for you are my fate, my sweet.

02:02:22.991 --> 02:02:25.824
"I want no world, for, beautiful...

02:02:25.927 --> 02:02:29.328
"you are my world, my true.

02:02:29.431 --> 02:02:32.400
"Here is the deepest secret
no one knows.

02:02:34.536 --> 02:02:36.470
"Here is the root of the root...

02:02:36.571 --> 02:02:38.539
"and the bud of the bud...

02:02:38.640 --> 02:02:41.700
"and the sky of the sky
of a tree called life...

02:02:41.810 --> 02:02:45.177
"which grows higher
than the soul can hope...

02:02:45.280 --> 02:02:47.248
"or mind can hide.

02:02:48.750 --> 02:02:52.618
"It is the wonder
that's keeping the stars apart.

02:02:55.891 --> 02:02:57.859
"I carry your heart.

02:03:00.095 --> 02:03:02.427
I carry it in my heart."

02:03:07.469 --> 02:03:10.495
Mazel tov!

02:03:10.605 --> 02:03:12.835
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02:03:23.551 --> 02:03:25.678
<i>♪♪</i>

02:03:41.803 --> 02:03:44.135
Ah, look at them.

02:03:44.239 --> 02:03:46.969
Now, you behave yourself now.

02:04:11.032 --> 02:04:14.490
- You'll make sure Ella gets those?
- Mmm. Of course.

02:04:15.937 --> 02:04:18.531
Seriously, you can't keep them.

02:04:18.640 --> 02:04:20.608
I wouldn't do that.

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He's kinda hot.

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Simon.

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Not funny yet?

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Bye.

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<i>"Here is the root of the root...</i>

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<i>"and the bud of the bud...</i>

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<i>and the sky of the sky
of a tree called life."</i>

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<i>"Which grows
higher than the soul can hope...</i>

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<i>"or mind can hide.</i>

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<i>"It is the wonder
that's keeping the stars apart.</i>

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<i>"I carry your heart.</i>

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<i>I carry it in my heart."</i>

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