WEBVTT 00:00:-05.-104 --> 00:00:05.896 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:07.920 --> 00:00:09.254 A famous man once said, 00:00:09.421 --> 00:00:12.091 "we create our own demons." 00:00:13.634 --> 00:00:15.636 Who said that? What does that even mean? 00:00:15.803 --> 00:00:17.596 Doesn't matter. I said it because he said it. 00:00:17.763 --> 00:00:19.306 So, now, he was famous 00:00:19.473 --> 00:00:21.892 and it's basically getting said by two well-known guys. 00:00:22.226 --> 00:00:23.602 I don't, uh.. 00:00:23.811 --> 00:00:25.813 I'm going to start again. 00:00:27.314 --> 00:00:29.483 Let's track this from the beginning. 00:00:32.695 --> 00:00:35.364 Yo listen up here's a story. 00:00:35.447 --> 00:00:39.785 About a little guy that lives in a blue world. 00:00:39.868 --> 00:00:42.621 And all day and all night and everything he sees 00:00:43.706 --> 00:00:48.001 is just blue like him inside and outside. 00:00:48.085 --> 00:00:51.255 Blue is his house with a blue little window. 00:00:51.338 --> 00:00:52.840 And a blue corvette. 00:00:53.006 --> 00:00:56.385 And everything is blue for him and himself. 00:00:56.593 --> 00:00:58.303 And everybody around. 00:00:58.387 --> 00:01:00.848 'Cause he ain't got nobody.. 00:01:06.645 --> 00:01:07.855 Half hour till the ball drops. 00:01:09.189 --> 00:01:10.190 - Hey, do you wanna.. - Tony stark? 00:01:10.274 --> 00:01:11.525 - Great speech, man! - I got you, pal. 00:01:11.650 --> 00:01:13.277 I gave a speech? How was it? 00:01:13.360 --> 00:01:14.653 - Edifying. - Unintelligible. 00:01:14.737 --> 00:01:15.738 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 00:01:15.821 --> 00:01:16.822 It's my favourite kind. A winning combo. 00:01:16.989 --> 00:01:18.782 - Where are we going? - Uh, to town, on each other. 00:01:18.866 --> 00:01:19.908 Probably back in your room 00:01:19.992 --> 00:01:21.118 because I also want to see your research. 00:01:21.201 --> 00:01:22.202 Okay, you can see my research, 00:01:22.286 --> 00:01:24.246 but that's.. I'm not gonna show you my "town." 00:01:24.329 --> 00:01:25.539 Mr stark. 00:01:25.622 --> 00:01:26.582 Ho yinsen. 00:01:26.665 --> 00:01:27.666 Ah, I finally met a man called "ho." 00:01:27.791 --> 00:01:28.751 Come here. 00:01:28.834 --> 00:01:32.087 I would like to introduce you to our guest, dr wu. 00:01:32.337 --> 00:01:33.630 - Oh, this guy. Hey. - Mr stark. 00:01:33.797 --> 00:01:35.673 You're a heart doctor. 00:01:35.674 --> 00:01:38.051 She's going to need a cardiologist after I.. 00:01:40.971 --> 00:01:42.765 - Bye. - Perhaps another time? 00:01:43.348 --> 00:01:46.477 It started in bern, Switzerland. 1999. 00:01:48.562 --> 00:01:50.355 - The old days. - Mr stark! 00:01:50.647 --> 00:01:52.816 I never thought they would come back to bite me. 00:01:52.900 --> 00:01:53.901 Why would they? 00:01:53.984 --> 00:01:55.694 Oh, wow! Hey, Tony! 00:01:56.528 --> 00:01:59.364 Aldrich killian. I'm a big fan of your work. 00:01:59.615 --> 00:02:00.616 - My work? - Who isn't? He means me. 00:02:00.991 --> 00:02:03.243 Well, of course, but, ms Hansen, 00:02:03.410 --> 00:02:06.747 my organization's been tracking your research since year two of mit. 00:02:06.914 --> 00:02:07.915 Yeah, we're full. 00:02:08.749 --> 00:02:10.375 Oh, wow, he made it. He made the cut. 00:02:10.542 --> 00:02:11.709 What floor you going to, pal? 00:02:11.710 --> 00:02:13.212 Well, now, that is an appropriate question. 00:02:13.378 --> 00:02:14.459 The ground floor, actually,, 00:02:14.546 --> 00:02:16.465 of a proposal I'm putting together myself. 00:02:16.673 --> 00:02:20.385 It's a privately funded think tank called advanced idea mechanics. 00:02:20.636 --> 00:02:22.054 - Uh.. - She'll take both. 00:02:22.137 --> 00:02:24.389 One to throw away and one to not call. 00:02:24.556 --> 00:02:28.143 "Advanced idea mechanics" or "aim," for short. Do you get it? 00:02:28.227 --> 00:02:30.729 - I see that, because it's on your t-shirt. - Aw! 00:02:31.188 --> 00:02:33.398 Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first. 00:02:33.565 --> 00:02:35.150 Thank you, I'll call you. 00:02:37.903 --> 00:02:40.113 I'm titillated by the notion of working with you. 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:41.448 - Yeah? - I'll ditch these clowns. 00:02:41.573 --> 00:02:43.324 I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes. 00:02:43.325 --> 00:02:44.868 Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick. 00:02:44.952 --> 00:02:46.036 You know what I'm talking about? 00:02:46.119 --> 00:02:47.120 I'll see you up there. 00:02:47.287 --> 00:02:48.580 Damn betcha. 00:02:48.872 --> 00:02:51.333 Come on! I thought that was just a theory. 00:02:51.500 --> 00:02:52.709 Well, it was. 00:02:52.793 --> 00:02:54.503 If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain 00:02:54.586 --> 00:02:55.587 - that governs repair.. - Wow. 00:02:55.671 --> 00:02:57.032 And chemically recode it. 00:02:57.089 --> 00:02:59.508 That's incredible. Essentially, you're hacking into the genetic.. 00:02:59.591 --> 00:03:00.758 Operating system.. 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:02.199 - ..of a living organism. - Exactly. 00:03:02.469 --> 00:03:03.554 - Yes. - Wow. 00:03:03.637 --> 00:03:04.638 Is that.. Can you.. 00:03:04.721 --> 00:03:06.223 - What? - Can you not touch my plant? 00:03:06.390 --> 00:03:08.016 It's not.. She doesn't like it. She prefers.. 00:03:08.225 --> 00:03:10.102 She's not like the others. Come on. Let's go in the bedroom. 00:03:10.477 --> 00:03:12.229 - Happy.. - Hmm. That's cute.. 00:03:12.312 --> 00:03:13.772 Leave her focus alone. 00:03:13.856 --> 00:03:14.898 Because“. And, no, seriously, don't. 00:03:14.982 --> 00:03:15.983 And you're starting with plants. 00:03:16.108 --> 00:03:17.109 - For now, yeah. - Huh. 00:03:17.276 --> 00:03:19.444 I'm calling it extremist. 00:03:20.904 --> 00:03:22.155 - Well, it's.. - Human application. 00:03:22.239 --> 00:03:23.448 Exactly, exactly. 00:03:23.699 --> 00:03:25.619 - Dendritic revitalization. - It's revolutionary. 00:03:25.742 --> 00:03:27.035 - Disease prevention.. - Change the world. 00:03:27.119 --> 00:03:28.579 Even limb regrowth. 00:03:30.038 --> 00:03:31.456 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met. 00:03:31.623 --> 00:03:32.791 Wow. 00:03:32.875 --> 00:03:35.460 - In Switzerland. - Hmm. That's better. 00:03:35.544 --> 00:03:37.546 - Aw, you're seeing things. - This week. 00:03:37.796 --> 00:03:39.673 You almost bought it, didn't you? 00:03:50.642 --> 00:03:52.322 This is what I'm talking about, the glitch. 00:03:52.394 --> 00:03:53.687 Have you checked the telomerase algorithm? 00:03:53.854 --> 00:03:54.855 - The what? - Down! 00:03:55.397 --> 00:03:57.316 Stay down! Stay down, boss. 00:03:57.482 --> 00:03:58.942 - We're good. - Stay down. 00:03:59.109 --> 00:04:01.153 You.. you're.. You're right on me. I made it. 00:04:02.237 --> 00:04:03.405 What the hell was that? 00:04:05.073 --> 00:04:07.113 - What was that? - It's a glitch in my work. It's.. 00:04:07.117 --> 00:04:08.452 She was just talking about it. Glitches happen. 00:04:08.619 --> 00:04:09.661 It's not y2k. 00:04:09.828 --> 00:04:11.496 Hey! Happy new year! 00:04:11.663 --> 00:04:12.831 - Happy new year. - Happy new year. 00:04:12.998 --> 00:04:14.291 All right. I'll see you in the morning. Good night. 00:04:14.374 --> 00:04:15.417 - You good? - Yeah. 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:16.980 - I'll be right outside. - Okay, cool. 00:04:37.022 --> 00:04:38.899 Tony'. So, why am I telling you this? 00:04:39.608 --> 00:04:42.778 Because I had just created demons 00:04:43.612 --> 00:04:45.364 and I didn't even know it. 00:04:47.908 --> 00:04:49.743 Yeah, those were good times. 00:04:50.702 --> 00:04:52.454 Then I moved on. 00:04:52.913 --> 00:04:56.959 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said goodbye to the party scene. 00:04:57.042 --> 00:04:59.002 I forgot that night in Switzerland. 00:04:59.086 --> 00:05:00.754 These days, I'm a changed man. 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:01.922 Forty-six. 00:05:02.005 --> 00:05:03.757 I'm different now. 00:05:03.840 --> 00:05:05.008 I'm.. well.. 00:05:05.092 --> 00:05:06.510 - Forty-seven. - You know who I am. 00:05:06.593 --> 00:05:07.594 Ow! 00:05:07.844 --> 00:05:10.597 Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate.. 00:05:10.764 --> 00:05:12.099 No. Forty-eight. 00:05:15.394 --> 00:05:17.145 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete. 00:05:17.229 --> 00:05:18.230 As you wish, sir. 00:05:18.522 --> 00:05:21.400 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore. 00:05:21.525 --> 00:05:23.068 Which I will. 00:05:23.485 --> 00:05:24.806 All right, let's do this. 00:05:25.112 --> 00:05:26.697 Dum-e. 00:05:26.780 --> 00:05:27.781 Hi, dum-e. 00:05:27.906 --> 00:05:30.242 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it. 00:05:30.492 --> 00:05:32.202 Hey. Hey! 00:05:33.704 --> 00:05:35.706 What are you doing out of the corner? You know what you did. 00:05:35.872 --> 00:05:38.083 Blood on my mat. Handle it. 00:05:38.375 --> 00:05:41.086 Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly 72 hours? 00:05:43.005 --> 00:05:44.006 Focus up, ladies. 00:05:44.172 --> 00:05:46.925 Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite. 00:05:47.134 --> 00:05:49.386 I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival 00:05:49.594 --> 00:05:52.431 of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother. 00:05:53.223 --> 00:05:54.474 Start tight and then go wide. 00:05:54.641 --> 00:05:56.018 Stamp date and time. 00:05:56.184 --> 00:05:59.187 Mark 42. Autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test. 00:05:59.521 --> 00:06:01.106 Initialize sequence. 00:06:03.817 --> 00:06:05.485 Jarvis, drop my needle. 00:06:17.414 --> 00:06:19.249 Dashing through the snow. 00:06:19.332 --> 00:06:21.460 In a one horse open sleigh. 00:06:22.335 --> 00:06:24.046 O'er the fields we go. 00:06:24.129 --> 00:06:25.630 Laughing all the way. 00:06:27.174 --> 00:06:28.675 Bells on Bob tails ring. 00:06:29.676 --> 00:06:30.969 Crap. 00:06:32.179 --> 00:06:34.389 Oh, what fun it is to sing. 00:06:34.473 --> 00:06:35.932 A sleighing song tonight. 00:06:37.642 --> 00:06:39.311 Jingle bells, jingle bells. 00:06:40.645 --> 00:06:41.813 Jingle all the way. 00:06:41.897 --> 00:06:43.356 Oh, what fun it is to ride. 00:06:45.192 --> 00:06:47.277 In a one horse open sleigh. 00:06:49.237 --> 00:06:51.038 All right, I think we got this. Send them all. 00:06:59.498 --> 00:07:00.665 Probably a little fast. Slow it down. 00:07:00.749 --> 00:07:02.166 Slow it down just a.. 00:07:02.167 --> 00:07:03.168 Little bit. 00:07:11.093 --> 00:07:12.573 Cool it, will you, Jarvis? 00:07:23.355 --> 00:07:25.607 Come on. I ain't scared of you. 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:34.241 I'm the best. 00:07:40.872 --> 00:07:43.834 As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work. 00:07:44.501 --> 00:07:47.796 I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas. 00:07:48.505 --> 00:07:50.882 I didn't think it could get any worse. 00:07:52.884 --> 00:07:55.262 Then I had to go and turn on the TV. 00:07:58.640 --> 00:08:00.600 That's when he happened. 00:08:09.151 --> 00:08:11.528 Some people call me a terrorist. 00:08:14.781 --> 00:08:16.199 I consider myself a teacher. 00:08:19.369 --> 00:08:20.745 America. 00:08:22.539 --> 00:08:25.041 Ready for another lesson? 00:08:25.750 --> 00:08:30.338 In 1864, in sand creek, Colorado, the us military waited 00:08:30.630 --> 00:08:33.675 until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting. 00:08:33.842 --> 00:08:38.054 Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind 00:08:38.430 --> 00:08:41.433 and claim their land. 00:08:41.808 --> 00:08:43.393 39 hours ago, 00:08:44.019 --> 00:08:48.356 the Ali ai Salem air base in Kuwait was attacked. 00:08:48.607 --> 00:08:50.692 I.. I.. I did that. 00:08:50.901 --> 00:08:52.110 A quaint military church 00:08:52.277 --> 00:08:55.655 filled with wives and children, of course. 00:08:57.449 --> 00:09:00.702 The soldiers were out on manoeuvres. 00:09:01.620 --> 00:09:04.039 The braves were away. 00:09:05.081 --> 00:09:06.583 President Ellis. 00:09:06.750 --> 00:09:10.045 You continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. 00:09:10.170 --> 00:09:12.839 And now you've missed me again. 00:09:15.884 --> 00:09:17.802 You know who I am. 00:09:18.136 --> 00:09:19.971 You don't know where I am. 00:09:21.389 --> 00:09:23.975 And you'll never see me coming. 00:09:27.354 --> 00:09:28.605 Now that we seem to be back, 00:09:28.688 --> 00:09:30.190 let's recap some of the frightening developments.. 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:32.150 American airwaves were hijacked.. 00:09:32.442 --> 00:09:33.818 The nation remains on high alert. 00:09:33.985 --> 00:09:36.585 All attempts to find the mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful. 00:09:36.863 --> 00:09:39.991 Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event 00:09:40.283 --> 00:09:42.202 is a newly minted resource. 00:09:42.452 --> 00:09:45.538 I know him as colonel James rhodes. 00:09:45.830 --> 00:09:47.749 The American people will soon know him 00:09:47.958 --> 00:09:49.501 as the iron patriot. 00:09:50.210 --> 00:09:52.462 And how is president Ellis responding? 00:09:52.545 --> 00:09:54.714 By taking the guy they call war machine 00:09:54.798 --> 00:09:56.424 and giving him a paint job. 00:09:56.591 --> 00:10:00.178 The same suit, but painted red, white and blue. 00:10:00.262 --> 00:10:04.140 Look at that. And they also renamed him, "iron patriot." 00:10:04.224 --> 00:10:07.143 You know, just in case the paint was too subtle. 00:10:07.477 --> 00:10:09.312 It tested well with focus groups, all right? 00:10:09.479 --> 00:10:11.106 "I am iron patriot!" It sucks. 00:10:11.273 --> 00:10:12.607 Listen. "War machine" was a little too aggressive. 00:10:12.691 --> 00:10:14.211 All right? This sends a better message. 00:10:16.444 --> 00:10:19.531 So, what's really going on? With the mandarin. 00:10:20.824 --> 00:10:23.034 Seriously, can we talk about this guy? 00:10:25.996 --> 00:10:28.665 It's classified information, Tony. 00:10:29.207 --> 00:10:31.251 Okay, there have been nine bombings. 00:10:31.501 --> 00:10:33.545 - Nine. - The public only knows about three. 00:10:33.628 --> 00:10:36.715 But here's the thing, nobody can ID a device. 00:10:36.881 --> 00:10:37.924 There's no bomb casings. 00:10:38.258 --> 00:10:40.302 You know I can help. Just ask. 00:10:40.468 --> 00:10:42.095 I got a ton of new tech. I got a prehensile suit. 00:10:42.387 --> 00:10:43.888 I got bomb disposal. 00:10:43.972 --> 00:10:45.557 It catches explosions in mid-air. 00:10:45.724 --> 00:10:47.142 When's the last time you got a good night's sleep? 00:10:47.309 --> 00:10:49.894 Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did. 00:10:50.103 --> 00:10:52.543 People are concerned about you, Tony. I'm concerned about you. 00:10:52.731 --> 00:10:53.732 You're going to come at me like that? 00:10:53.940 --> 00:10:55.541 No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick.. 00:10:56.151 --> 00:10:57.152 Tator. 00:10:57.402 --> 00:10:58.737 Do you mind signing my drawing? 00:10:59.029 --> 00:10:59.989 If Richard doesn't mind. 00:11:00.071 --> 00:11:01.197 Are you all right with this, dick? 00:11:01.281 --> 00:11:02.866 Yeah. Fine with me. 00:11:04.409 --> 00:11:06.328 - What's your name? - Erin. 00:11:07.579 --> 00:11:10.415 I loved you in a Christmas story, by the way. 00:11:10.915 --> 00:11:13.084 Listen, the Pentagon is scared. 00:11:13.251 --> 00:11:16.004 After New York, aliens.. come on. 00:11:16.171 --> 00:11:17.756 They need to look strong. 00:11:18.006 --> 00:11:21.009 Stopping the mandarin is a priority, but it's not.. 00:11:21.176 --> 00:11:22.886 - It's not superhero business. - No, it's not, quite frankly. 00:11:22.969 --> 00:11:24.512 - I get it. - It's American business. 00:11:24.596 --> 00:11:26.431 That's why I said I got it. 00:11:27.182 --> 00:11:28.600 Are you okay? 00:11:29.267 --> 00:11:30.268 I broke the crayon. 00:11:30.352 --> 00:11:32.103 Are you okay, mr stark? 00:11:32.270 --> 00:11:34.270 Take it easy. Tony. 00:11:35.148 --> 00:11:37.192 How did you get out of the wormhole? 00:11:37.901 --> 00:11:38.943 Wait a minute. Tony! 00:11:39.027 --> 00:11:40.467 - What did you say? - Tony. 00:11:40.945 --> 00:11:42.739 Sorry. 00:11:42.906 --> 00:11:44.282 I'm just checking on the suit. 00:11:45.450 --> 00:11:46.451 Okay. 00:11:49.913 --> 00:11:51.122 Check the heart. 00:11:51.289 --> 00:11:52.624 Is it the brain? 00:11:52.791 --> 00:11:55.627 No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity. 00:11:55.794 --> 00:11:57.545 Okay, so I was poisoned? 00:11:58.296 --> 00:12:02.967 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack. 00:12:05.470 --> 00:12:06.596 Me? 00:12:07.138 --> 00:12:08.972 Come on, man, this isn't a good look. Open up. 00:12:08.973 --> 00:12:10.934 Sorry, I gotta split. 00:12:13.228 --> 00:12:14.270 Badge. 00:12:14.687 --> 00:12:16.689 Badge. 00:12:16.815 --> 00:12:18.191 Come on, badge. 00:12:19.484 --> 00:12:22.112 Badge, guys. I put a memo in the toilet. Come on. 00:12:22.278 --> 00:12:24.489 Tony has got them in his basement. They're wearing party hats. 00:12:24.656 --> 00:12:26.696 - This is an asset that we can put to use. - Uh-huh. 00:12:26.825 --> 00:12:30.787 So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots. 00:12:30.954 --> 00:12:32.455 - Thank you. - What I'm saying is that 00:12:32.622 --> 00:12:35.625 the human element of human resources is our biggest point of vulnerability. 00:12:35.792 --> 00:12:38.044 We should start phasing it out immediately. 00:12:38.211 --> 00:12:39.587 - What? - Excuse me, Bambi, 00:12:39.671 --> 00:12:40.964 - you should be wearing.. - Did you just say that? 00:12:41.172 --> 00:12:42.632 - Security? Yes? - Happy? Okay. 00:12:42.799 --> 00:12:45.427 I am thrilled that you are now the head of security. Okay? 00:12:45.593 --> 00:12:47.220 - It is the perfect position for you. - Thank you. 00:12:47.303 --> 00:12:48.847 - However.. - I do appreciate it. 00:12:48.930 --> 00:12:50.849 - ..since you've taken the post.. - You don't have to thank me. 00:12:51.015 --> 00:12:54.436 We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%. 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:55.603 Thank you. 00:12:56.104 --> 00:12:57.230 It's not a compliment. 00:12:57.313 --> 00:12:58.565 It's not.. It is a compliment. 00:12:58.731 --> 00:13:00.191 Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something. 00:13:00.400 --> 00:13:01.484 - I.. yes. - Excuse me. 00:13:01.568 --> 00:13:03.528 Ms potts, your 4:00 is here. 00:13:03.695 --> 00:13:05.029 - Thank you. - Did you clear this 4:00 with me? 00:13:05.196 --> 00:13:06.906 Happy, we'll talk about this later, 00:13:07.031 --> 00:13:09.533 but right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing. 00:13:09.534 --> 00:13:10.827 How so? 00:13:10.994 --> 00:13:13.495 I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time, 00:13:13.496 --> 00:13:14.539 so it's a little awkward. 00:13:14.706 --> 00:13:16.458 I don't like the sound of that. 00:13:21.463 --> 00:13:22.464 Pepper. 00:13:23.423 --> 00:13:24.424 Killian? 00:13:24.591 --> 00:13:26.259 You look great. 00:13:26.593 --> 00:13:27.969 You look really great. 00:13:28.052 --> 00:13:30.305 God, you look great. 00:13:30.388 --> 00:13:31.598 L.. l.. I.. 00:13:32.182 --> 00:13:33.543 What on earth have you been doing? 00:13:33.892 --> 00:13:34.893 Nothing fancy. 00:13:35.226 --> 00:13:37.270 Just five years in the hands of physical therapists. 00:13:37.520 --> 00:13:39.314 And please, call me aldrich. 00:13:39.481 --> 00:13:41.566 Uh, you were supposed to be issued a security badge. 00:13:41.858 --> 00:13:44.110 - Happy, it's okay. We're good. - Yes. 00:13:44.277 --> 00:13:46.738 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yes. Stand down. 00:13:46.905 --> 00:13:48.945 - I'm going to linger right here. Okay. - Thank you. 00:13:49.073 --> 00:13:51.826 It's very nice to see you, killian. 00:13:58.041 --> 00:13:59.542 Hey, guy. 00:14:07.217 --> 00:14:08.218 Merry Christmas. 00:14:08.551 --> 00:14:11.095 After years dodging the president's ban. 00:14:11.221 --> 00:14:13.556 On "immoral" biotech research, 00:14:13.640 --> 00:14:14.974 my think tank 00:14:16.601 --> 00:14:19.103 now has a little something in the pipeline. 00:14:19.979 --> 00:14:24.067 It's an idea we like to call extremist. 00:14:25.193 --> 00:14:26.473 I'm gonna turn your lights down. 00:14:29.280 --> 00:14:31.115 Regard the human brain. 00:14:37.455 --> 00:14:38.615 Uh.. wait, hold on, hold on. 00:14:38.665 --> 00:14:40.542 That's.. That's the universe. My bad. 00:14:40.708 --> 00:14:42.502 But if I do that.. 00:14:47.507 --> 00:14:49.133 That's the brain. 00:14:49.717 --> 00:14:51.636 Strangely mimetic, though, wouldn't you say? 00:14:51.719 --> 00:14:53.054 Wow, that's amazing. 00:14:53.137 --> 00:14:54.806 Thanks, it's mine. 00:14:54.889 --> 00:14:56.140 What? 00:14:56.808 --> 00:14:58.101 This. You're inside my head. 00:14:58.393 --> 00:15:00.270 It's a.. It's a live feed. 00:15:00.562 --> 00:15:02.188 Come on up, I'll prove it to you. 00:15:03.815 --> 00:15:04.983 Come on. 00:15:07.986 --> 00:15:08.987 Now, pinch my arm. 00:15:10.154 --> 00:15:12.156 I can take it. Pinch me. 00:15:13.366 --> 00:15:14.576 What is that? 00:15:14.867 --> 00:15:17.996 It's the primary somatosensory cortex. It's the brain's pain center. 00:15:18.663 --> 00:15:21.583 But this is what I wanted to show you. 00:15:24.210 --> 00:15:28.339 Now, extremist harnesses our bio-electrical potential 00:15:28.506 --> 00:15:31.342 and it goes here. 00:15:31.509 --> 00:15:34.637 This is essentially an empty slot and what this tells us 00:15:34.887 --> 00:15:36.514 is that our mind, 00:15:36.598 --> 00:15:38.099 our entire DNA, in fact, 00:15:38.266 --> 00:15:40.101 is destined to be upgraded. 00:15:40.268 --> 00:15:41.352 Wow. 00:15:42.895 --> 00:15:44.147 Oh, wait.. 00:15:44.355 --> 00:15:46.024 Uh.. 00:15:49.444 --> 00:15:51.404 Hello? 00:15:51.696 --> 00:15:53.456 - Is this forehead of security? - What? 00:15:53.740 --> 00:15:55.199 You know, look.. I got a real job. What do you want? 00:15:55.366 --> 00:15:56.576 I'm working. I've got something going on, here. 00:15:56.743 --> 00:15:57.785 What, harassing interns? 00:15:57.869 --> 00:15:59.162 Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened 00:15:59.245 --> 00:16:00.246 when I told people I was iron man's bodyguard? 00:16:00.330 --> 00:16:02.290 - They would laugh in my face. 00:16:02.373 --> 00:16:04.751 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. 00:16:04.917 --> 00:16:06.669 Now I got a real job. I'm watching pepper. 00:16:06.836 --> 00:16:08.546 What's going on? Fill me in. 00:16:08.713 --> 00:16:09.839 - For real? - Yeah. 00:16:10.006 --> 00:16:11.507 All right. So, she's meeting up with this scientist. 00:16:11.674 --> 00:16:13.217 - Rich guy. Handsome. - Rig ht. 00:16:13.343 --> 00:16:15.720 I couldn't make his face, at first. Right? You know I'm good with faces. 00:16:15.803 --> 00:16:16.804 - Oh, yeah, you're the best. - Yeah. 00:16:16.888 --> 00:16:18.222 Well, so I run his credentials. I make him. 00:16:18.431 --> 00:16:20.850 Aldrich killian. We actually met the guy back in.. 00:16:21.017 --> 00:16:22.185 Where were we in '99? 00:16:22.268 --> 00:16:23.561 - The science conference? - Um.. 00:16:24.395 --> 00:16:26.189 - Switzerland. - Right, right, exactly. 00:16:26.397 --> 00:16:27.774 Killian. No.. I don't remember that guy. 00:16:27.982 --> 00:16:29.359 Of course you don't remember. He's not a blond with a big rack. 00:16:29.609 --> 00:16:31.069 At first, it was fine. They were talking business. 00:16:31.235 --> 00:16:34.322 But now it's, like, getting weird. He's showing her his big brain. 00:16:34.405 --> 00:16:36.157 - His what? - Big brain. 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:37.801 And she likes it. Here, let me show you. 00:16:38.242 --> 00:16:39.869 Hold on. See? 00:16:40.453 --> 00:16:41.787 Look at what? You, watching them? 00:16:41.788 --> 00:16:43.548 Flip the screen, and then we can get started. 00:16:43.748 --> 00:16:46.459 I'm not a tech genius like you. Just trust me. Get down here. 00:16:46.709 --> 00:16:48.294 Flip the screen. Then I can see what they're doing. 00:16:48.461 --> 00:16:49.587 I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen! 00:16:49.921 --> 00:16:52.423 Don't talk to me like that any more. You're not my boss. 00:16:52.882 --> 00:16:54.122 All right? I don't work for you. 00:16:54.926 --> 00:16:56.636 And I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him. 00:16:56.719 --> 00:16:57.762 He's shifty. 00:16:57.845 --> 00:16:58.846 - Relax. - Seriously? 00:16:58.930 --> 00:17:00.431 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter. 00:17:00.640 --> 00:17:01.849 Tell them to go out for a drink or something. 00:17:02.058 --> 00:17:03.601 You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here. 00:17:03.935 --> 00:17:05.436 This woman's the best thing that ever happened to you 00:17:05.520 --> 00:17:06.938 and you're just ignoring her. 00:17:07.105 --> 00:17:08.106 - A giant brain? - Yeah. 00:17:08.189 --> 00:17:09.524 There's a giant brain. There's a shifty character. 00:17:09.607 --> 00:17:12.288 I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and I'm gonna.. 00:17:12.443 --> 00:17:13.883 You know, if it gets rough, so be it. 00:17:14.570 --> 00:17:15.613 I miss you, happy 00:17:15.780 --> 00:17:17.782 yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. 00:17:18.116 --> 00:17:19.117 Now you're off with the super-friends. 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:20.410 I don't know what's going on with you any more. 00:17:20.493 --> 00:17:21.536 - The world's getting weird. - Hey! 00:17:21.619 --> 00:17:22.620 I hate to cut you off. 00:17:22.704 --> 00:17:23.705 - Do you have your taser on you? - Why? 00:17:23.788 --> 00:17:25.998 I think there's a gal in H.R. Who's trying to steal some printer ink. 00:17:26.082 --> 00:17:28.167 You should probably go over there and zap her. 00:17:28.292 --> 00:17:29.544 Yeah, nice. 00:17:30.044 --> 00:17:34.465 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism 00:17:34.632 --> 00:17:36.592 and recode it's DNA. 00:17:36.884 --> 00:17:38.678 - That would be incredible. - Hmm. 00:17:38.845 --> 00:17:42.473 Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponisable. 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:46.227 As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is.. 00:17:46.394 --> 00:17:47.979 Tony, tow 00:17:49.021 --> 00:17:53.776 you know, I invited Tony to join aim 13 years ago. 00:17:53.860 --> 00:17:54.902 He turned me down. 00:17:55.987 --> 00:17:59.449 But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne 00:17:59.532 --> 00:18:02.785 who doesn't have to answer to Tony any more 00:18:02.869 --> 00:18:04.829 and who has slightly less of an ego. 00:18:06.372 --> 00:18:08.916 It's gonna be a no, aldrich. 00:18:09.542 --> 00:18:12.378 As much as I'd like to help you. 00:18:13.671 --> 00:18:17.008 Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed. 00:18:17.341 --> 00:18:18.801 But then, as my father used to say, 00:18:18.885 --> 00:18:21.637 "failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph." 00:18:21.846 --> 00:18:23.181 - That's very deep. - Hmm. 00:18:23.264 --> 00:18:24.682 And I have no idea what it means. 00:18:24.891 --> 00:18:27.018 No, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man. 00:18:28.728 --> 00:18:31.689 I'm sure I'll see you again, pepper. 00:18:41.449 --> 00:18:42.450 Happy. 00:18:43.868 --> 00:18:45.620 Car's ready, if you're ready to go. 00:18:47.997 --> 00:18:49.457 Yes, I just, um.. 00:18:49.540 --> 00:18:52.960 God, I forgot my other things, so.. 00:18:53.795 --> 00:18:55.171 I'm just gonna.. 00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:23.908 I'm sorry I'm late. I was.. 00:19:23.991 --> 00:19:25.368 What the.. What is that? 00:19:26.911 --> 00:19:28.955 You're wearing this in the house now? 00:19:29.163 --> 00:19:30.623 What is that, like, mark 15? 00:19:31.040 --> 00:19:32.416 Uh, yeah. 00:19:32.625 --> 00:19:34.502 Something like that. You know, everybody needs a hobby. 00:19:34.585 --> 00:19:36.796 Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room? 00:19:36.879 --> 00:19:38.589 Just breaking it in. 00:19:38.673 --> 00:19:40.508 You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag 00:19:40.633 --> 00:19:41.801 at first, so.. 00:19:41.884 --> 00:19:44.053 Well, hey, did you see your Christmas present? 00:19:44.262 --> 00:19:45.471 Yes, I did. I.. 00:19:45.555 --> 00:19:48.057 I don't know how I could've missed that Christmas present. 00:19:48.140 --> 00:19:50.184 Is it gonna fit through the door? 00:19:50.434 --> 00:19:51.874 Well, actually, it's a good question. 00:19:51.894 --> 00:19:54.230 I got a team of guys coming tomorrow. They're gonna blow out that wall. 00:19:54.313 --> 00:19:55.773 - Okay. - So, uh.. 00:19:55.857 --> 00:19:57.525 Tense? Good day? Huh? 00:19:57.608 --> 00:20:00.278 Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty. Naughty girl. 00:20:00.361 --> 00:20:03.948 I don't want to harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit? 00:20:04.156 --> 00:20:05.157 Did I like it? 00:20:05.575 --> 00:20:06.993 - Nailed it, right? - Wow. 00:20:07.076 --> 00:20:09.871 I appreciate the thought very much. 00:20:11.080 --> 00:20:14.542 So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss? 00:20:14.709 --> 00:20:16.419 Huh.. 00:20:16.836 --> 00:20:19.338 Yep. Damn it, no can do. 00:20:19.422 --> 00:20:21.465 You want to just kiss it on the.. 00:20:21.549 --> 00:20:23.301 - The facial slit? - Uh-huh. 00:20:23.384 --> 00:20:25.386 Well, why don't I run down to the garage 00:20:25.469 --> 00:20:28.055 and see if I can't find a crowbar to Jimmy that thing open? 00:20:28.139 --> 00:20:29.807 Crowbar, yeah. 00:20:29.891 --> 00:20:32.226 Oh! Except there's been A radiation leak. 00:20:32.310 --> 00:20:34.228 - I'll take my chances. - That's risky. 00:20:34.562 --> 00:20:35.730 At least, let me get you 00:20:35.813 --> 00:20:37.440 like, a Hazmat suit you can.. 00:20:38.858 --> 00:20:41.059 A geiger counter or something like that. 00:20:42.069 --> 00:20:43.112 Busted. 00:20:43.613 --> 00:20:46.782 - This is a new level of lame. - Sorry. 00:20:46.949 --> 00:20:49.327 You ate without me already? On date night? 00:20:50.202 --> 00:20:51.442 - He was just.. - You mean you. 00:20:51.495 --> 00:20:54.165 Well, yeah, I just mean we were just hosting you.. 00:20:55.499 --> 00:20:57.168 - ..while I finished up a little work. - Uh-huh. 00:20:57.335 --> 00:20:58.544 And yes, I had a quick bite. 00:20:58.628 --> 00:20:59.587 I didn't know if you were coming home 00:20:59.670 --> 00:21:01.511 or you were having drinks with aldrich killian. 00:21:04.926 --> 00:21:06.552 - What? - What? 00:21:06.636 --> 00:21:09.221 Aldrich killian? What, are you checking up on me? 00:21:09.305 --> 00:21:10.306 Happy was concerned. 00:21:10.389 --> 00:21:11.515 - No, you're spying on me. - I wasn't. 00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:12.807 - I'm going to bed. - Hold on. 00:21:12.808 --> 00:21:15.269 Come on. Pep? 00:21:15.353 --> 00:21:16.354 Hey, I admit it. 00:21:16.520 --> 00:21:19.482 My fault. Sorry. 00:21:19.982 --> 00:21:22.693 I'm a piping hot mess. 00:21:23.903 --> 00:21:27.865 It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything. 00:21:28.699 --> 00:21:30.451 Nothing's been the same since New York. 00:21:31.494 --> 00:21:34.997 Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all. 00:21:35.581 --> 00:21:37.667 You experience things 00:21:37.750 --> 00:21:39.951 and then they're over, and you still can't explain them. 00:21:40.628 --> 00:21:44.632 Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can. 00:21:44.715 --> 00:21:46.155 The only reason I haven't cracked up 00:21:46.384 --> 00:21:48.135 is probably because you moved in. 00:21:48.552 --> 00:21:49.637 Which is great. 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.263 I love you. I'm lucky. 00:21:51.555 --> 00:21:54.308 But honey, I can't sleep. 00:21:55.601 --> 00:21:58.729 You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. 00:21:58.813 --> 00:22:00.564 I tinker. I.. 00:22:01.565 --> 00:22:03.484 Threat is imminent. 00:22:03.567 --> 00:22:07.196 And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:08.990 That's you. 00:22:09.073 --> 00:22:11.325 And my suits, they're, uh.. 00:22:11.409 --> 00:22:12.410 Machines. 00:22:12.743 --> 00:22:14.245 They're part of me. 00:22:14.912 --> 00:22:16.497 A distraction. 00:22:17.164 --> 00:22:18.666 Maybe. 00:22:35.933 --> 00:22:38.352 I'm gonna take a shower. 00:22:38.436 --> 00:22:40.146 Okay. 00:22:42.606 --> 00:22:43.607 And you're gonna join me. 00:22:45.401 --> 00:22:46.736 Better. 00:23:05.129 --> 00:23:06.505 Tony. 00:23:07.131 --> 00:23:09.633 Tony. Tony. 00:23:10.468 --> 00:23:12.053 To.. 00:23:15.139 --> 00:23:16.307 Power down! 00:23:23.898 --> 00:23:26.317 I must have called it in my sleep. 00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:28.694 That's not supposed to happen. 00:23:31.155 --> 00:23:33.199 I'll recalibrate the sensors. 00:23:35.076 --> 00:23:38.079 Can we just.. just let me.. 00:23:38.162 --> 00:23:40.581 Just let me catch my breath. Hey, don't.. don't go. All right? Pepper.. 00:23:40.664 --> 00:23:42.792 I'm going to sleep downstairs. 00:23:42.875 --> 00:23:45.169 Tinker with that. 00:24:11.487 --> 00:24:12.822 Can you regulate? 00:24:12.988 --> 00:24:13.948 Yes, I can regulate. 00:24:14.031 --> 00:24:15.157 - You sure about that? - Yes. 00:24:25.709 --> 00:24:27.128 It's a decent batch. 00:24:28.587 --> 00:24:30.667 - Don't say I never did nothing for you. - Thank you. 00:24:33.008 --> 00:24:35.136 I mean, for understanding. 00:24:43.727 --> 00:24:44.728 I'm sorry, buddy. 00:25:00.744 --> 00:25:02.121 What are you doing, buddy? 00:25:02.204 --> 00:25:03.539 You out by yourself? A little date night? 00:25:03.622 --> 00:25:05.248 Seeing your favourite chick flick, maybe? 00:25:05.249 --> 00:25:07.009 Yeah, a little movie called the party's over, 00:25:07.084 --> 00:25:08.961 starring you and your junkie girlfriend. 00:25:09.044 --> 00:25:10.045 Here's the ticket. 00:25:10.921 --> 00:25:12.482 No kidding. That doesn't belong to you. 00:25:38.908 --> 00:25:39.950 Savin! 00:25:40.951 --> 00:25:42.119 Help! 00:25:42.286 --> 00:25:43.996 Help me! 00:27:09.373 --> 00:27:12.167 True story about fortune cookies. 00:27:12.251 --> 00:27:13.585 They look Chinese. 00:27:13.669 --> 00:27:16.547 They sound Chinese. 00:27:17.006 --> 00:27:20.759 But they're actually an American invention. 00:27:20.843 --> 00:27:25.639 Which is why they're hollow, full of lies 00:27:25.723 --> 00:27:27.891 and leave a bad taste in the mouth. 00:27:29.059 --> 00:27:33.731 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff. 00:27:34.565 --> 00:27:37.109 The Chinese theatre. 00:27:37.484 --> 00:27:39.695 Mr president, 00:27:39.778 --> 00:27:42.072 I know this must be getting frustrating. 00:27:42.740 --> 00:27:47.494 But this season of terror is drawing to a close. 00:27:47.578 --> 00:27:49.705 And don't worry, 00:27:49.830 --> 00:27:51.582 the big one is coming. 00:27:51.957 --> 00:27:53.042 Your graduation. 00:28:07.723 --> 00:28:08.849 - Oh! 00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:10.809 Do you mind leaving that on? 00:28:11.518 --> 00:28:12.686 Sure. 00:28:18.776 --> 00:28:23.113 Sunday nights. Pbs. Downton abbey. 00:28:23.906 --> 00:28:26.825 That's his show. He thinks it's elegant. 00:28:29.578 --> 00:28:31.538 One more thing. Make sure everyone wears their badges. 00:28:31.622 --> 00:28:32.831 He's a stickler for that sort of thing. 00:28:32.915 --> 00:28:36.043 Plus, my guys won't let anyone in without them. 00:28:36.126 --> 00:28:38.170 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony stark. 00:28:38.253 --> 00:28:39.921 We're hoping he'll give us the reaction.. 00:28:39.922 --> 00:28:41.507 His reaction to the latest attack. 00:28:41.715 --> 00:28:43.516 Mr stark, hi there. 00:28:44.134 --> 00:28:47.513 Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another mandarin attack. 00:28:48.138 --> 00:28:49.723 Anything else you can tell us? 00:28:49.807 --> 00:28:52.810 Hey, mr stark. When is somebody gonna kill this guy? 00:28:53.644 --> 00:28:54.645 I'm just saying. 00:28:57.773 --> 00:28:59.775 Is that what you want? 00:29:01.985 --> 00:29:03.654 Here's a little holiday greeting 00:29:03.737 --> 00:29:06.156 I've been wanting to send to the mandarin. 00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:08.617 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. 00:29:09.326 --> 00:29:12.371 My name is Tony stark and I'm not afraid of you. 00:29:12.454 --> 00:29:15.499 I know you're a coward. So I've decided 00:29:16.333 --> 00:29:17.835 that you just died, pal. 00:29:18.335 --> 00:29:20.045 I'm gonna come get the body. 00:29:20.337 --> 00:29:22.881 There's no politics here. It's just good old-fashioned revenge. 00:29:23.507 --> 00:29:26.176 There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me. 00:29:26.510 --> 00:29:30.097 And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address. 00:29:30.180 --> 00:29:33.684 10880 Malibu point. 00:29:33.767 --> 00:29:35.936 90265. 00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:37.855 I'll leave the door unlocked. 00:29:37.938 --> 00:29:39.138 That's what you wanted, right? 00:29:42.443 --> 00:29:44.027 Bill me. 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:51.452 I've compiled a mandarin database for you, sir, 00:29:51.535 --> 00:29:55.747 drawn from S.H.L.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts. 00:29:55.831 --> 00:29:58.375 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction. 00:30:00.544 --> 00:30:04.339 Okay. What have we got here? 00:30:04.423 --> 00:30:08.760 The name is an ancient Chinese war mantle meaning "adviser to the king." 00:30:08.844 --> 00:30:12.139 South American insurgency tactics. 00:30:12.222 --> 00:30:14.683 Talks like a baptist preacher. 00:30:14.766 --> 00:30:19.104 There's lots of pageantry going on here. Lots of theatre. Close. 00:30:19.188 --> 00:30:22.774 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees celsius. 00:30:22.858 --> 00:30:26.487 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly. 00:30:26.570 --> 00:30:29.239 No bomb parts found in a three-mile radius of the Chinese theatre? 00:30:29.323 --> 00:30:30.324 No, sir. 00:30:32.367 --> 00:30:33.368 Talk to me, happy. 00:30:52.137 --> 00:30:54.014 When is a bomb not a bomb? 00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:06.735 Any military victims? 00:31:06.818 --> 00:31:09.071 Not according to public record, sir. 00:31:09.154 --> 00:31:11.281 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again. 00:31:11.365 --> 00:31:13.075 Factor in 3,000 degrees. 00:31:13.158 --> 00:31:15.869 The oracle cloud has completed analysis. 00:31:15.953 --> 00:31:17.037 Accessing satellites 00:31:17.120 --> 00:31:20.999 and plotting the last 12 months of thermogenic occurrences now. 00:31:21.667 --> 00:31:24.127 Take away everywhere that there's been a mandarin attack. 00:31:29.967 --> 00:31:31.176 Nope. 00:31:36.473 --> 00:31:38.725 That. Are you sure that's not one of his? 00:31:38.809 --> 00:31:41.270 It predates any known mandarin attack. 00:31:41.353 --> 00:31:44.189 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide. 00:31:44.273 --> 00:31:46.108 Bring her around. 00:31:46.817 --> 00:31:49.194 The heat signature is remarkably similar. 00:31:49.861 --> 00:31:51.321 3,000 degree celsius. 00:31:53.115 --> 00:31:55.200 That's two military guys. 00:31:55.993 --> 00:31:57.233 Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis? 00:31:57.661 --> 00:32:00.163 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee. 00:32:06.169 --> 00:32:07.254 Are we still at ding-dong? 00:32:07.337 --> 00:32:09.756 We're supposed to be on total.. 00:32:09.840 --> 00:32:10.966 Security lock-down. 00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:12.890 Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that? 00:32:14.052 --> 00:32:15.596 There's only so much I can do, sir, 00:32:15.679 --> 00:32:19.600 when you give the world's press your home address. 00:32:28.984 --> 00:32:30.861 Right there is fine. 00:32:34.740 --> 00:32:36.575 You're not the mandarin. 00:32:36.658 --> 00:32:38.744 Are you? Are you? 00:32:40.287 --> 00:32:41.913 You don't remember. 00:32:41.997 --> 00:32:43.123 Why am I not surprised? 00:32:43.332 --> 00:32:45.459 Don't take it personally. I don't remember what I had for breakfast. 00:32:45.542 --> 00:32:47.002 Gluten-free waffles, sir. 00:32:47.085 --> 00:32:48.378 That's right. 00:32:48.587 --> 00:32:51.381 Okay, look, I need to be alone with you, someplace not here. 00:32:51.465 --> 00:32:52.466 It's urgent. 00:32:54.426 --> 00:32:58.764 Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship. 00:32:58.847 --> 00:32:59.890 It's.. 00:33:01.224 --> 00:33:02.726 - With her. - Tony? 00:33:04.061 --> 00:33:05.354 - Is somebody there? - Yeah, 00:33:05.437 --> 00:33:07.272 - it's Maya Hansen. - Ah.. 00:33:07.564 --> 00:33:09.399 Old botanist pal 00:33:09.483 --> 00:33:11.860 that I used to know, barely. 00:33:12.069 --> 00:33:13.654 Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid 00:33:13.737 --> 00:33:14.821 waiting in the car that I've never met. 00:33:14.905 --> 00:33:15.906 He's 13. 00:33:15.989 --> 00:33:17.783 No, I need your help. 00:33:17.866 --> 00:33:19.451 But, what for? Why now? 00:33:19.534 --> 00:33:22.788 Because I read the papers and frankly, I don't think you'll last the week. 00:33:22.871 --> 00:33:23.914 I'll be fine. 00:33:24.331 --> 00:33:25.332 I'm sorry, with happy in the hospital, 00:33:25.415 --> 00:33:27.459 I didn't know we were expecting guests. 00:33:27.542 --> 00:33:29.419 - We weren't. - And old girlfriends. 00:33:29.503 --> 00:33:31.254 - She's not, really. - No, not really. I.. 00:33:31.338 --> 00:33:34.508 - It was just one night. - Yep. 00:33:34.591 --> 00:33:36.301 That's how you did it, isn't it? 00:33:36.385 --> 00:33:38.720 - It was a great night. - Yep. Well, you know. 00:33:38.804 --> 00:33:40.722 - You saved yourself a world of pain. - What? 00:33:40.806 --> 00:33:42.391 - I'm sure. - Trust me. We're going out of town. 00:33:42.474 --> 00:33:43.475 Okay. We've been through this. 00:33:43.558 --> 00:33:44.601 - Nope. - Yep! 00:33:44.685 --> 00:33:46.645 - The man says no. - Immediately and indefinitely. 00:33:46.728 --> 00:33:48.312 - Honey.. - Great idea. Let's go. 00:33:48.313 --> 00:33:50.941 I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags. 00:33:51.024 --> 00:33:52.526 This is how normal people behave. 00:33:52.734 --> 00:33:54.778 I can't protect you out there. 00:33:54.861 --> 00:33:56.697 Is.. is that normal? 00:33:56.905 --> 00:33:58.949 - Sadly, that is very normal. - Yes, this is normal! 00:33:59.032 --> 00:34:00.659 It's a big bunny. Relax about it! 00:34:01.034 --> 00:34:02.077 Calm down. 00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:04.037 - I got this for you. - I'm aware of that. 00:34:04.162 --> 00:34:05.455 You still haven't even told me you liked it. 00:34:05.539 --> 00:34:06.832 I don't like it. 00:34:06.915 --> 00:34:07.916 I asked you three.. You don't like it. 00:34:08.166 --> 00:34:09.209 - We are leaving the house. - Guys? 00:34:09.292 --> 00:34:10.377 That's not even up for discussion. 00:34:10.460 --> 00:34:12.671 - Can we, um.. - I said no. What? 00:34:12.754 --> 00:34:13.994 Do we need to worry about that? 00:35:03.472 --> 00:35:04.473 I got you. 00:35:04.723 --> 00:35:06.725 I got you first. 00:35:06.808 --> 00:35:08.143 Like I said, we can't stay here. 00:35:15.859 --> 00:35:16.860 Oh! 00:35:16.943 --> 00:35:19.529 Move! I'm right behind you. 00:35:19.988 --> 00:35:21.531 Oh! 00:35:23.742 --> 00:35:25.222 Get her. I'm gonna find a way around. 00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:27.559 Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside. 00:35:28.371 --> 00:35:29.664 Go! 00:35:52.020 --> 00:35:53.772 Oh, my God. Tony! 00:36:08.036 --> 00:36:10.914 Sir, ms potts is clear of the structure. 00:36:43.029 --> 00:36:44.364 Jarvis, where's my flight power? 00:36:44.531 --> 00:36:46.491 Working on it, sir. This is a prototype. 00:37:01.464 --> 00:37:02.591 That's one. 00:37:04.634 --> 00:37:07.095 Sir, the suit is not combat ready. 00:37:22.986 --> 00:37:24.195 That's two. 00:37:27.991 --> 00:37:28.992 Oh. 00:38:37.018 --> 00:38:39.062 Tony! 00:39:12.929 --> 00:39:14.597 Sir, take a deep breath. 00:39:30.113 --> 00:39:32.157 Flight power restored. 00:39:47.422 --> 00:39:48.631 Jarvis; Sir? 00:39:48.965 --> 00:39:50.425 Sir! 00:39:51.134 --> 00:39:53.553 All right, kill the alarm. I got it. 00:39:53.636 --> 00:39:56.598 That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%. 00:39:56.681 --> 00:39:57.682 On.. 00:40:00.101 --> 00:40:01.311 Om. 00:40:34.677 --> 00:40:37.639 It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate? 00:40:37.722 --> 00:40:41.434 We are five Miles outside of rose hill, Tennessee. 00:40:41.518 --> 00:40:42.936 Why? 00:40:43.019 --> 00:40:45.688 Jarvis. Not my idea. 00:40:46.397 --> 00:40:48.483 What are we doing here? This is thousands of Miles away! 00:40:48.566 --> 00:40:49.984 I gotta get pepper. I gotta.. 00:40:50.527 --> 00:40:52.821 I prepared a flight plan. This was the location. 00:40:52.904 --> 00:40:53.947 Who asked you? 00:40:54.697 --> 00:40:56.031 - Open the suit. - I.. 00:40:56.032 --> 00:40:57.242 I think I may be malfunctioning, sir. 00:40:57.325 --> 00:40:58.326 Open it, J. 00:41:05.458 --> 00:41:06.501 That's brisk. 00:41:14.717 --> 00:41:16.302 Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a.. 00:41:16.553 --> 00:41:19.305 I actually think I need to sleep now, sir. 00:41:19.597 --> 00:41:20.974 Jarvis. 00:41:23.101 --> 00:41:24.561 Jarvis? 00:41:27.063 --> 00:41:29.232 Don't leave me, buddy. 00:41:50.253 --> 00:41:51.546 Stark secure server 00:41:51.629 --> 00:41:54.591 now transferring to all known receivers. 00:41:54.674 --> 00:41:56.009 Pepper, it's me. 00:41:56.217 --> 00:41:59.387 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. 00:41:59.470 --> 00:42:02.348 So.. first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. 00:42:02.432 --> 00:42:06.186 That was selfish and stupid, and it won't happen again. 00:42:06.269 --> 00:42:09.355 Also, it's christmastime and the rabbit's too big. 00:42:09.439 --> 00:42:11.441 Done. Sorry. 00:42:11.524 --> 00:42:14.527 And I'm sorry in advance 00:42:14.611 --> 00:42:16.571 because I can't come home yet. 00:42:17.614 --> 00:42:19.782 I need to find this guy. 00:42:19.866 --> 00:42:22.702 You gotta stay safe, that's all I know. 00:42:23.161 --> 00:42:26.122 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian. 00:42:50.355 --> 00:42:51.648 Let's get you comfy. 00:42:54.525 --> 00:42:56.361 You happy now? 00:43:06.704 --> 00:43:07.747 Freeze! 00:43:09.707 --> 00:43:11.334 Don't move. 00:43:12.001 --> 00:43:13.336 You got me. 00:43:14.921 --> 00:43:16.589 Nice potato gun. 00:43:17.173 --> 00:43:18.258 Barrel's a little long. 00:43:18.549 --> 00:43:22.262 Between that and the wide gauge it's gonna diminish your fps. 00:43:26.432 --> 00:43:27.684 And now you're out of ammo. 00:43:28.685 --> 00:43:30.228 What's that thing on your chest? 00:43:31.521 --> 00:43:33.439 It's an electromagnet. 00:43:33.523 --> 00:43:35.483 You should know, you got a box of them right here. 00:43:35.858 --> 00:43:37.026 What does it power? 00:43:46.035 --> 00:43:47.954 Oh, my God. 00:43:49.122 --> 00:43:50.248 That.. 00:43:53.042 --> 00:43:54.669 That's.. Is that iron man? 00:43:54.877 --> 00:43:56.296 Technically, I am. 00:43:56.921 --> 00:43:59.048 Technically, you're dead. 00:44:01.050 --> 00:44:02.093 Valid point. 00:44:02.385 --> 00:44:03.553 What happened to him? 00:44:03.636 --> 00:44:05.054 Life. 00:44:05.221 --> 00:44:07.724 I built him. I take care of him. 00:44:09.726 --> 00:44:10.727 I'll fix him. 00:44:10.810 --> 00:44:11.853 Like a mechanic? 00:44:11.936 --> 00:44:13.396 Yeah. 00:44:13.938 --> 00:44:14.981 Hmm. 00:44:15.064 --> 00:44:17.817 If I was building iron man and war machine.. 00:44:17.900 --> 00:44:18.985 It's "iron patriot" how 00:44:19.068 --> 00:44:20.236 that's way cooler. 00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:21.654 No, it's not. 00:44:21.738 --> 00:44:25.783 Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro.. 00:44:25.992 --> 00:44:28.453 - Retro-reflective panels? - To make him stealth mode. 00:44:28.745 --> 00:44:30.455 - You want a stealth mode? - Cool, right? 00:44:30.621 --> 00:44:32.581 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one. 00:44:32.832 --> 00:44:34.000 - Not a good idea. - Oops. 00:44:34.334 --> 00:44:36.419 What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger? 00:44:36.753 --> 00:44:38.046 He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone. 00:44:38.171 --> 00:44:39.172 Sorry. 00:44:39.339 --> 00:44:40.757 Are you? 00:44:42.258 --> 00:44:44.552 Don't worry about it, I'll fix it. 00:44:44.635 --> 00:44:46.346 So, uh, who's home? 00:44:46.429 --> 00:44:50.808 Well, my mom already left for the diner and dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. 00:44:51.768 --> 00:44:54.937 I guess he won, because that was six years ago. 00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:56.564 Hmm. 00:44:56.856 --> 00:44:58.900 Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it. 00:44:58.983 --> 00:44:59.984 Here's what I need. 00:45:01.027 --> 00:45:03.529 A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, 00:45:03.613 --> 00:45:06.032 the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, 00:45:06.115 --> 00:45:09.494 a map of town, a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich. 00:45:09.744 --> 00:45:11.704 What's in it for me? 00:45:11.788 --> 00:45:14.540 - Salvation. What's his name? - Who? 00:45:14.791 --> 00:45:18.044 The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name? 00:45:18.127 --> 00:45:19.629 How'd you know that? 00:45:20.296 --> 00:45:21.964 I got just the thing. 00:45:24.300 --> 00:45:27.261 This is a pinata for a cricket. 00:45:27.345 --> 00:45:29.065 I'm kidding. This is a very powerful weapon. 00:45:29.138 --> 00:45:32.392 Point it away from your face, press the button on top, 00:45:32.475 --> 00:45:33.559 it discourages bullying. 00:45:34.477 --> 00:45:37.980 Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal? 00:45:38.314 --> 00:45:39.482 Deal? What do you say? 00:45:39.649 --> 00:45:41.401 - Deal. - Deal? 00:45:42.860 --> 00:45:43.861 What's your name? 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:46.489 Harley. And you're.. 00:45:46.656 --> 00:45:47.949 The mechanic. 00:45:48.991 --> 00:45:50.243 Tony. 00:45:51.869 --> 00:45:54.205 You know what keeps going through my head? 00:45:54.288 --> 00:45:55.873 "Where's my sandwich?" 00:46:03.673 --> 00:46:06.175 Where is Tony stark? 00:46:34.745 --> 00:46:36.080 Stark secure server. 00:46:36.205 --> 00:46:38.249 Retinal scan verified. 00:46:38.332 --> 00:46:39.459 Pepper, it's me. 00:46:39.542 --> 00:46:42.462 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. 00:46:42.545 --> 00:46:45.590 So.. first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. 00:46:45.673 --> 00:46:48.050 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. 00:46:50.470 --> 00:46:52.110 Why were you at the house tonight? 00:46:53.222 --> 00:46:55.391 What was so important that you had to speak to Tony? 00:46:59.228 --> 00:47:02.190 I think that my boss is working for the mandarin. 00:47:03.649 --> 00:47:04.942 So, if you still want to talk about it 00:47:05.026 --> 00:47:08.112 I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe. 00:47:09.405 --> 00:47:12.283 Your boss works for the mandarin, you think? 00:47:12.492 --> 00:47:14.577 But Tony says you're a botanist. So.. 00:47:14.660 --> 00:47:17.413 That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder 00:47:17.497 --> 00:47:19.832 running a team of 40 out of a privately funded think tank. 00:47:19.916 --> 00:47:21.626 But sure, you can call me a botanist. 00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:26.047 This boss of yours, does he have a name? 00:47:26.547 --> 00:47:28.883 Yeah, aldrich killian. 00:47:32.136 --> 00:47:34.472 Well, we took the house down, sir. But there's no sign of a body. 00:47:34.555 --> 00:47:35.676 - Mmm-hmm. I see. - No stark. 00:47:36.057 --> 00:47:38.309 I have to go. 00:47:38.392 --> 00:47:40.645 The master is about to record and he's a little.. 00:47:41.562 --> 00:47:43.314 Well, you know how he gets. 00:47:43.397 --> 00:47:46.901 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done. 00:47:52.281 --> 00:47:54.534 All right, everybody. No talking and no eye contact. 00:47:54.617 --> 00:47:56.911 Unless you want to get shot in the face. 00:48:08.631 --> 00:48:09.632 Report in. 00:48:11.676 --> 00:48:12.677 Path is clear. 00:48:17.723 --> 00:48:19.141 The master is traveling. 00:48:33.906 --> 00:48:37.034 Well, then, what are we waiting for? 00:48:39.287 --> 00:48:41.367 The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty, 00:48:41.414 --> 00:48:43.833 the rest of the materials, I'll make do. 00:48:43.916 --> 00:48:45.626 By the way, when you said your sister had a watch.. 00:48:45.710 --> 00:48:46.794 - Yeah? - ..L was kind of hoping 00:48:46.877 --> 00:48:49.213 for something a little more adult than that. 00:48:49.297 --> 00:48:52.925 She's six. Anyway, it's a limited edition. 00:48:53.009 --> 00:48:54.427 When can we talk about New York? 00:48:54.510 --> 00:48:56.387 Maybe never. Relax about it. 00:48:56.470 --> 00:48:58.014 What about the avengers? Can we talk about them? 00:48:58.097 --> 00:49:00.258 I dunno. Later. Hey, kid, give me a little space. 00:49:04.353 --> 00:49:07.857 What's the official story here? What happened? 00:49:07.940 --> 00:49:12.486 I guess this guy named Chad Davis used to live roundabouts. 00:49:13.404 --> 00:49:15.990 He won a bunch of medals in the army. 00:49:16.073 --> 00:49:20.328 And one day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb. 00:49:20.953 --> 00:49:23.080 Then he blew himself up, right here. 00:49:29.337 --> 00:49:31.172 - Six people died, right? - Yeah. 00:49:31.255 --> 00:49:33.007 - Including Chad Davis. - Yeah, yeah. 00:49:39.138 --> 00:49:42.558 Yeah. That doesn't make sense. 00:49:43.809 --> 00:49:44.894 Think about it. 00:49:45.436 --> 00:49:47.563 Six dead. Only five shadows. 00:49:47.855 --> 00:49:49.148 Yeah. 00:49:49.231 --> 00:49:52.068 People said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. 00:49:53.778 --> 00:49:55.529 Except the bomb guy. 00:49:55.613 --> 00:49:59.492 He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. 00:49:59.575 --> 00:50:00.993 That's why there's only five. 00:50:01.160 --> 00:50:04.038 - Do you buy that? - It's what everyone says. 00:50:07.583 --> 00:50:09.794 You know what this crater reminds me of? 00:50:09.877 --> 00:50:12.338 No idea. I'm not.. I don't care. 00:50:12.963 --> 00:50:18.052 That giant wormhole in, um, in New York. 00:50:18.511 --> 00:50:20.554 Does it remind you? 00:50:20.638 --> 00:50:22.682 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it. 00:50:22.765 --> 00:50:24.725 Are they coming back? The aliens? 00:50:24.975 --> 00:50:26.102 Maybe. Can you stop? 00:50:27.853 --> 00:50:30.014 Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue? 00:50:30.064 --> 00:50:31.857 Does this subject make you edgy? 00:50:31.941 --> 00:50:34.193 Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second? 00:50:34.276 --> 00:50:36.112 Are there bad guys in rose hill? 00:50:36.195 --> 00:50:38.614 Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? 00:50:38.864 --> 00:50:40.491 - Do you have medication? - No. 00:50:40.658 --> 00:50:42.158 - Do you need to be on it? - Probably. 00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:43.536 - Do you have PTSD? - I don't think so. 00:50:43.619 --> 00:50:45.121 Are you going completely mental? 00:50:45.830 --> 00:50:47.456 I can stop. Do you want me to stop? 00:50:48.249 --> 00:50:49.458 Remember when I said to stop doing that? 00:50:49.542 --> 00:50:52.086 I swear that you're gonna freak me out. 00:50:54.422 --> 00:50:56.507 Ah, man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now? 00:50:56.590 --> 00:50:57.633 What did I say? 00:50:58.175 --> 00:50:59.455 Hey! Wait up! 00:51:00.261 --> 00:51:02.054 Wait, wait. 00:51:07.143 --> 00:51:08.978 What the hell was that? 00:51:12.898 --> 00:51:15.151 Your fault. You spazzed me out. 00:51:16.819 --> 00:51:19.196 - Okay, back to business. - Where were we? 00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:20.489 The guy who died. 00:51:20.781 --> 00:51:23.701 Relatives? Mom? Mrs Davis, where is she? 00:51:23.784 --> 00:51:24.827 Where she always is. 00:51:25.661 --> 00:51:27.538 See? Now, you're being helpful. 00:51:31.500 --> 00:51:32.668 Uh.. 00:51:32.752 --> 00:51:34.003 Sorry. 00:51:34.128 --> 00:51:35.588 Lady? 00:51:36.547 --> 00:51:38.507 Is this, uh.. 00:51:39.550 --> 00:51:40.551 Thank you. 00:51:43.095 --> 00:51:45.681 Nice haircut. It suits you. 00:51:46.223 --> 00:51:47.224 Nice watch. 00:51:47.475 --> 00:51:48.934 Yeah. A limited edition. 00:51:49.477 --> 00:51:51.520 Oh, I don't doubt it. 00:51:52.563 --> 00:51:53.814 Well, have a good evening. 00:52:06.452 --> 00:52:07.536 Excuse me. 00:52:17.213 --> 00:52:18.881 Mrs Davis? 00:52:19.632 --> 00:52:20.633 Mind if I join you? 00:52:21.509 --> 00:52:22.510 Free country. 00:52:23.010 --> 00:52:24.470 Sure is. 00:52:29.058 --> 00:52:30.601 All right. 00:52:31.560 --> 00:52:33.562 Where would you like to start? 00:52:33.896 --> 00:52:37.107 I just want to say, I'm sorry about your loss. 00:52:37.191 --> 00:52:38.711 I want to know what you think happened. 00:52:40.820 --> 00:52:45.741 Look, I brought your damn file. You take it, go. 00:52:46.742 --> 00:52:50.496 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it. 00:52:51.622 --> 00:52:54.458 Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. Huh? 00:52:54.583 --> 00:52:55.783 Supposed to meet someone here? 00:52:55.876 --> 00:52:56.877 Yeah. 00:53:10.766 --> 00:53:13.143 Mrs Davis, your son didn't kill himself. 00:53:13.227 --> 00:53:15.104 I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone. 00:53:16.814 --> 00:53:17.940 Someone used him. 00:53:19.275 --> 00:53:20.276 What? 00:53:20.943 --> 00:53:22.862 As a weapon. 00:53:26.615 --> 00:53:30.369 You're not the person that called me after all, are you? 00:53:31.078 --> 00:53:32.439 Actually, I am. 00:53:35.499 --> 00:53:36.899 Hey, hey, hey! 00:53:36.959 --> 00:53:39.628 What's all this about? What the hell is going on here? 00:53:40.087 --> 00:53:41.714 It's called an arrest. 00:53:42.423 --> 00:53:43.841 Sheriff, is it? 00:53:43.966 --> 00:53:45.801 Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are? 00:53:45.885 --> 00:53:47.928 Homeland security. We good here? 00:53:48.012 --> 00:53:49.847 No, we're not "good." 00:53:49.930 --> 00:53:51.610 I need a little more information than that. 00:53:51.724 --> 00:53:54.005 Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, sheriff. 00:53:54.184 --> 00:53:55.311 Yeah? Well, why don't you 00:53:55.477 --> 00:53:57.438 get on the horn to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me? 00:53:57.730 --> 00:54:01.317 All right. You know what? I was hoping to do this the smart way, 00:54:01.901 --> 00:54:03.341 but, uh, the fun way is always good. 00:54:04.570 --> 00:54:06.030 Deputy, get this woman out of.. 00:54:19.585 --> 00:54:22.145 Hey, hot wings, you want to party? Come on, you and me, let's go. 00:54:35.893 --> 00:54:37.853 - Crazy, huh? - Yep. 00:54:39.355 --> 00:54:40.397 Watch this. 00:55:46.588 --> 00:55:49.341 You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you. 00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:52.761 That's all you got? 00:55:54.263 --> 00:55:55.763 A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? 00:55:55.764 --> 00:55:59.143 Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography. 00:56:59.828 --> 00:57:01.955 - Let me go! - Help me! 00:57:06.210 --> 00:57:07.336 Anyway 00:57:08.462 --> 00:57:10.589 hey, kid, what would you like for Christmas? 00:57:10.672 --> 00:57:12.633 Mr stark, I am so sorry. 00:57:12.716 --> 00:57:13.926 No, no, no. I think he was trying to say, 00:57:14.009 --> 00:57:15.928 "I want my goddamn file." 00:57:16.345 --> 00:57:17.387 It's not your fault, kid. 00:57:20.349 --> 00:57:21.892 Remember what I told you about bullies? 00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:29.680 You like that, west-world? 00:57:30.067 --> 00:57:31.428 That's the thing about smart guys, 00:57:32.194 --> 00:57:33.987 we always cover our ass. 00:57:47.084 --> 00:57:48.168 Ah! 00:57:58.303 --> 00:58:00.097 You're welcome. 00:58:01.431 --> 00:58:02.766 For what? Did I miss something? 00:58:02.850 --> 00:58:04.810 Me, saving your life. 00:58:04.893 --> 00:58:08.021 Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of. 00:58:08.105 --> 00:58:10.858 And c, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz. 00:58:10.941 --> 00:58:14.236 All right? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose. 00:58:14.319 --> 00:58:16.113 Unlike you? 00:58:17.698 --> 00:58:19.575 Admit it, you need me. 00:58:19.908 --> 00:58:21.201 We're connected. 00:58:21.410 --> 00:58:23.450 What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, 00:58:23.537 --> 00:58:25.831 keep your trap shut, guard the suit, 00:58:25.914 --> 00:58:27.166 and stay connected to the telephone 00:58:27.249 --> 00:58:28.969 because if I call, you better pick up. Okay? 00:58:29.543 --> 00:58:32.171 Can you feel that? We're done here. 00:58:32.254 --> 00:58:33.505 Move out of the way, or I'm gonna run you over. 00:58:33.922 --> 00:58:35.299 Bye, kid. 00:58:41.889 --> 00:58:43.390 I'm sorry, kid. 00:58:44.099 --> 00:58:45.100 You did good. 00:58:45.601 --> 00:58:48.061 So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad? 00:58:50.189 --> 00:58:51.190 Yeah. 00:58:52.733 --> 00:58:54.026 Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you? 00:58:54.276 --> 00:58:55.736 I'm cold. 00:58:56.028 --> 00:58:58.280 I can tell. You know how I can tell? 00:58:59.740 --> 00:59:01.283 Because we're connected. 00:59:05.037 --> 00:59:07.206 It was worth a shot. 00:59:19.801 --> 00:59:22.053 You get this. It's affordable. It's gorgeous. 00:59:22.054 --> 00:59:23.430 It goes with any decor.. 00:59:25.307 --> 00:59:27.643 - What happened to picture? - Go to override. 00:59:29.144 --> 00:59:31.730 - How is this happening again? - Fine. Override to Los Angeles. 00:59:31.813 --> 00:59:32.814 I'm trying. There's nothing I can.. 00:59:32.898 --> 00:59:33.899 Man '2'. Well, where is the feed coming from? 00:59:34.149 --> 00:59:36.149 I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I.. 00:59:36.151 --> 00:59:38.278 The entire east coast, the satellites are down. 00:59:38.362 --> 00:59:39.779 It's not just our station. 00:59:39.780 --> 00:59:40.864 What about a backup manual? 00:59:41.031 --> 00:59:43.071 We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting through.. 00:59:43.200 --> 00:59:47.037 Mr vice president, I think you should see this. 00:59:48.872 --> 00:59:50.499 Oh, God, not again. 00:59:51.124 --> 00:59:52.334 Is the president getting this? 01:00:03.428 --> 01:00:05.180 Mr president. 01:00:05.597 --> 01:00:07.432 Only two lessons remain. 01:00:08.141 --> 01:00:11.561 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. 01:00:12.020 --> 01:00:14.398 Meet Thomas Richards. 01:00:14.481 --> 01:00:17.651 Good strong name. Good strong job. 01:00:18.235 --> 01:00:22.239 Thomas, here, is an accountant for the roxxon oil corporation. 01:00:26.118 --> 01:00:28.537 But I'm sure he's a really good guy. 01:00:30.872 --> 01:00:32.272 I'm going to shoot him in the head, 01:00:32.708 --> 01:00:35.627 live on your television in 30 seconds. 01:00:35.711 --> 01:00:36.837 No! 01:00:36.920 --> 01:00:40.299 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. 01:00:40.382 --> 01:00:43.510 Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? 01:00:43.719 --> 01:00:45.345 America, 01:00:45.637 --> 01:00:48.557 if your president calls me in the next half-minute, 01:00:48.932 --> 01:00:50.350 tom lives. 01:00:50.434 --> 01:00:51.435 Go! 01:00:53.729 --> 01:00:55.022 How did he hack my phone? 01:00:55.105 --> 01:00:57.065 We can't allow terrorists to dictate.. 01:00:57.149 --> 01:00:58.400 I have to make this call. 01:00:58.567 --> 01:00:59.888 I'd strongly advise against that. 01:00:59.943 --> 01:01:02.571 This is the right thing to do. 01:01:29.097 --> 01:01:31.558 There's just one lesson left, president Ellis. 01:01:31.641 --> 01:01:33.518 So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. 01:01:33.602 --> 01:01:34.603 Because nothing, 01:01:34.686 --> 01:01:37.147 not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog, 01:01:37.230 --> 01:01:39.191 can save you. 01:01:41.568 --> 01:01:43.653 I'll see you soon. 01:01:45.739 --> 01:01:49.117 Tell rhodes, find this lunatic right now. 01:01:49.201 --> 01:01:50.911 Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal. 01:01:50.994 --> 01:01:52.829 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan 01:01:52.913 --> 01:01:54.039 and the patriot is ready to strike. 01:01:54.122 --> 01:01:56.291 - Right now. - Yes, sir. 01:02:09.221 --> 01:02:12.140 Man. Happy, happy, happy. 01:02:26.571 --> 01:02:28.198 Don't move! 01:02:32.244 --> 01:02:33.245 Uh.. 01:02:34.496 --> 01:02:35.497 Hang on a second. 01:02:36.373 --> 01:02:37.374 Hello? 01:02:37.541 --> 01:02:39.209 You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up 01:02:39.292 --> 01:02:43.130 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange? 01:02:43.422 --> 01:02:44.714 Yeah, I've had that. Who is this? 01:02:44.798 --> 01:02:45.757 It's me, pal. 01:02:45.841 --> 01:02:48.008 Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly, 01:02:48.009 --> 01:02:50.011 you came looking for me. What are you doing? 01:02:50.137 --> 01:02:51.471 A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan. 01:02:51.555 --> 01:02:52.556 What are you doing? 01:02:52.931 --> 01:02:55.767 Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was aim, right? 01:02:55.851 --> 01:02:56.852 Yeah. 01:02:58.562 --> 01:03:00.814 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login. 01:03:01.106 --> 01:03:03.150 It's the same as it's always been, "warmachine68." 01:03:03.316 --> 01:03:04.276 And password, please. 01:03:04.359 --> 01:03:06.403 Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony. 01:03:06.570 --> 01:03:08.822 It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" any more. 01:03:08.905 --> 01:03:09.906 Give me your login. 01:03:11.533 --> 01:03:13.952 "War machine rox" with an "X," all caps. 01:03:17.664 --> 01:03:18.665 Yeah, okay. 01:03:18.957 --> 01:03:22.002 That is so much better than "Iron patriot." 01:03:30.385 --> 01:03:31.720 Very nice. Very nice. 01:03:31.970 --> 01:03:34.473 I have one question for you. 01:03:34.598 --> 01:03:37.100 What would you like for Christmas this year? 01:03:38.852 --> 01:03:40.228 Well, David.. 01:03:42.481 --> 01:03:47.110 Do not erase a programme from my DVR unless you are 100% sure.. 01:03:52.073 --> 01:03:53.366 One more time! Ms elk Ridge, everybody! 01:03:53.450 --> 01:03:54.451 All right. 01:03:56.536 --> 01:03:59.206 Because you erase my shows! 01:04:04.085 --> 01:04:05.252 That ain't gonna cut it. 01:04:05.253 --> 01:04:07.214 We talked about this. 01:04:08.673 --> 01:04:10.800 Excuse me, sir. I don't know who.. 01:04:10.926 --> 01:04:12.594 Shh. 01:04:13.720 --> 01:04:16.120 Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening. 01:04:17.140 --> 01:04:19.059 - Tony stark is in my van. - Shh. Keep it down. 01:04:19.142 --> 01:04:20.809 - Tony stark is in my van! - No, he's not. 01:04:20.810 --> 01:04:21.931 I knew you were still alive! 01:04:22.437 --> 01:04:23.998 Come on in. Close the door. 01:04:28.527 --> 01:04:29.736 Oh, wow. Can I just say, sir.. 01:04:29.819 --> 01:04:30.946 Yep. 01:04:31.738 --> 01:04:32.906 I am your biggest fan. 01:04:33.073 --> 01:04:34.950 Okay. First, is this your van? Is anyone else gonna come in? 01:04:35.242 --> 01:04:36.284 No, no, no. Just us. 01:04:36.368 --> 01:04:37.452 Great. What's your name? 01:04:37.536 --> 01:04:39.120 - 680' - 680' 01:04:40.664 --> 01:04:42.249 - oh, wow. - Right there is fine. 01:04:42.374 --> 01:04:43.542 - Okay. - Okay? 01:04:43.625 --> 01:04:44.865 I get a lot of this, it's okay. 01:04:45.168 --> 01:04:47.248 - Oh, good. Can I just say? - What do you want? Yeah. 01:04:47.963 --> 01:04:50.674 I don't know if you can tell, 01:04:50.757 --> 01:04:52.884 but I have, like, patterned my whole look after you. 01:04:52.968 --> 01:04:54.368 - My hair's a little.. - It's fine. 01:04:54.469 --> 01:04:55.971 It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it. 01:04:56.137 --> 01:04:57.847 Right. 01:04:58.098 --> 01:05:01.977 I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you.. 01:05:02.227 --> 01:05:03.436 Boom! 01:05:03.979 --> 01:05:06.648 A hispanic Scott baio. 01:05:06.731 --> 01:05:09.442 - I'm sorry. Is that me? - Yeah. It's.. I mean.. 01:05:09.526 --> 01:05:14.281 I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture. 01:05:14.906 --> 01:05:17.826 - So it's a little bit.. - Gary. Listen to me, okay? 01:05:17.909 --> 01:05:21.830 I don't want to clip your wings, here. We're both a little over-excited. 01:05:21.913 --> 01:05:23.832 I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys. 01:05:23.915 --> 01:05:26.709 I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard-crypt data files. 01:05:26.710 --> 01:05:27.836 I don't have enough juice. 01:05:28.128 --> 01:05:30.255 I need you to jump on the roof.. Right? 01:05:30.338 --> 01:05:32.549 Recalibrate the LSDNS. 01:05:32.632 --> 01:05:34.676 Pump it up by about 40%. 01:05:35.135 --> 01:05:36.261 - Got it. - All right? It's a mission. 01:05:36.344 --> 01:05:37.345 Yeah. 01:05:37.429 --> 01:05:39.431 Tony needs Gary. 01:05:39.514 --> 01:05:40.682 And Gary needs Tony. 01:05:40.765 --> 01:05:42.100 - Be quiet about it. Go. - Yeah. 01:06:05.457 --> 01:06:09.169 What would you regard as the defining moment of your life? 01:06:09.377 --> 01:06:12.498 Well, uh, I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me. 01:06:14.799 --> 01:06:16.468 Will you please state your name for the camera? 01:06:16.551 --> 01:06:17.802 Ellen Brandt. 01:06:18.219 --> 01:06:22.223 Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically. 01:06:22.474 --> 01:06:23.754 Addiction will not be tolerated. 01:06:23.808 --> 01:06:26.770 And those who cannot regulate will be out from the programme. 01:06:28.146 --> 01:06:30.982 Once misfits, cripples.. 01:06:31.650 --> 01:06:34.736 You are the next iteration of human evolution. 01:06:39.407 --> 01:06:40.909 Everybody, before we start.. 01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:44.204 I promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter 01:06:44.287 --> 01:06:48.416 as the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego. 01:06:48.500 --> 01:06:50.168 Today is your glory 01:06:50.251 --> 01:06:51.336 let's begin. 01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:03.932 We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here! 01:07:04.099 --> 01:07:05.420 Get her out! Get them out of here! 01:07:12.440 --> 01:07:15.276 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire. 01:07:17.237 --> 01:07:19.989 The stuff doesn't always work. Right, pal? 01:07:20.073 --> 01:07:22.283 It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you? 01:07:22.367 --> 01:07:24.703 Sold it to the mandarin. 01:07:25.286 --> 01:07:27.539 Got you, pal. 01:07:29.791 --> 01:07:31.626 What happened? 01:07:32.335 --> 01:07:34.295 Fun fact. 01:07:34.379 --> 01:07:37.507 Before he built rockets for the Nazis, 01:07:38.007 --> 01:07:42.011 the idealistic Wernher Von Braun 01:07:42.303 --> 01:07:44.305 dreamed of space travel. 01:07:45.598 --> 01:07:47.434 He stargazed. 01:07:47.809 --> 01:07:51.271 Do you know what he said when the first v-2 hit London? 01:07:52.272 --> 01:07:55.734 "The rocket performed perfectly." 01:07:57.652 --> 01:08:00.321 "It just landed on the wrong planet." 01:08:01.197 --> 01:08:05.994 See, we all begin wide-eyed. Pure science. 01:08:06.619 --> 01:08:11.624 And then the ego steps in, the obsession. 01:08:12.709 --> 01:08:14.961 And you look up, 01:08:16.921 --> 01:08:19.299 you're a long way from shore. 01:08:19.466 --> 01:08:22.385 You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya. 01:08:23.011 --> 01:08:25.555 I mean, you gave your research to a think tank. 01:08:25.638 --> 01:08:29.184 Yeah, but killian built that think tank on military contracts. 01:08:29.476 --> 01:08:31.811 That's exactly what we used to do. 01:08:32.061 --> 01:08:34.105 So, don't judge yourself. 01:08:35.565 --> 01:08:37.609 Thank you, pepper. 01:08:38.818 --> 01:08:40.612 I really appreciate that. 01:08:48.286 --> 01:08:50.580 - Hi, good evening. Come on in. - Good evening. 01:08:52.373 --> 01:08:53.750 Maya, run! 01:08:56.252 --> 01:08:57.587 Hi, pepper. 01:08:59.255 --> 01:09:01.382 So, you want to tell me why you were at Stark's mansion last night? 01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:02.801 I'm trying to fix this thing. 01:09:02.884 --> 01:09:05.178 I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up. 01:09:05.261 --> 01:09:08.640 Oh, I see. So, you were trying to save stark when he threatened us? 01:09:08.723 --> 01:09:10.600 I've told you, killian, we can use him. 01:09:12.685 --> 01:09:14.687 Pepper. Pepper. Pepper. 01:09:14.771 --> 01:09:17.732 Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need stark. 01:09:17.816 --> 01:09:21.361 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now, he has one. 01:09:26.199 --> 01:09:27.909 This is support team blue-zero. 01:09:27.992 --> 01:09:30.662 Sending coordinates for a suspected mandarin broadcast point of origin. 01:09:30.745 --> 01:09:31.788 Copy. 01:09:39.921 --> 01:09:41.089 Nobody move. 01:09:45.176 --> 01:09:47.262 Oh. Support blue-zero, 01:09:47.428 --> 01:09:49.264 unless the mandarin's next attack on the U.S. 01:09:49.347 --> 01:09:50.932 Involves cheaply-made sportswear, 01:09:51.182 --> 01:09:53.434 I think you messed up again. 01:09:53.518 --> 01:09:56.354 Yes, you're free, uh, if you weren't before. 01:09:56.646 --> 01:09:57.689 It's.. of course. 01:09:57.772 --> 01:09:58.773 Yes, ma'am. 01:09:58.940 --> 01:09:59.983 Iron patriot on the job. 01:10:00.149 --> 01:10:01.150 Happy to help. 01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:02.443 No need to thank me, ma'am. 01:10:02.610 --> 01:10:03.820 It's my pleasure. 01:10:11.953 --> 01:10:14.205 Savin? I've acquired the patriot armour. 01:10:14.289 --> 01:10:15.540 If you want this suit, 01:10:15.707 --> 01:10:17.959 you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it. 01:10:18.293 --> 01:10:19.752 That's the plan, colonel. 01:10:21.337 --> 01:10:23.923 Harley, tell me what's happening. Give me a full report. 01:10:24.007 --> 01:10:27.302 Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it? 01:10:27.635 --> 01:10:29.436 - How much have you had? - Two or three bowls. 01:10:29.512 --> 01:10:32.307 - Can you still see straight? - Sort of. 01:10:32.390 --> 01:10:33.910 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis. 01:10:34.392 --> 01:10:35.393 Jarvis, how are we? 01:10:35.476 --> 01:10:37.729 It's totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch, 01:10:37.812 --> 01:10:40.857 and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry. 01:10:40.940 --> 01:10:42.233 And, sir, you were right. 01:10:42.317 --> 01:10:44.986 Once I factored in available aim downlink facilities 01:10:45.320 --> 01:10:47.488 I was able to pinpoint the mandarin's broadcast signal. 01:10:47.822 --> 01:10:49.908 What are we talking? Far east, Europe, north Africa, 01:10:49.991 --> 01:10:51.951 Iran, Pakistan, Syria? Where is it? 01:10:52.160 --> 01:10:53.453 Actually, sir, it's in Miami. 01:10:53.912 --> 01:10:56.414 Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through 01:10:56.497 --> 01:10:57.874 rebooting Jarvis's speech drive, 01:10:57.957 --> 01:10:59.375 but not right now. 01:10:59.459 --> 01:11:00.540 Harley, where is he really? 01:11:00.710 --> 01:11:02.590 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is. 01:11:04.213 --> 01:11:06.215 Um, it does say Miami, Florida. 01:11:06.299 --> 01:11:09.260 Okay, first things first, I need the armour. Where are we at with it? 01:11:09.552 --> 01:11:10.762 Uh, it's not charging. 01:11:18.186 --> 01:11:21.314 Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable. 01:11:21.522 --> 01:11:23.816 It may not succeed in revitalizing the mark 42. 01:11:24.025 --> 01:11:25.860 What's questionable about electricity? All right? 01:11:25.944 --> 01:11:29.781 - It's my suit, and I can't.. I'm not gonna.. - I don't wanna.. 01:11:30.573 --> 01:11:31.824 Oh, God, not again. 01:11:32.033 --> 01:11:33.618 Tony? 01:11:35.745 --> 01:11:37.580 Are you having another attack? 01:11:37.747 --> 01:11:38.987 I didn't even mention New York. 01:11:39.040 --> 01:11:42.502 Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it. 01:11:42.919 --> 01:11:44.379 Okay, um, uh.. 01:11:46.673 --> 01:11:47.674 God, what am I gonna do? 01:11:47.966 --> 01:11:51.302 Just breathe. Really, just breathe. 01:11:51.803 --> 01:11:54.222 You're a mechanic, right? 01:11:54.389 --> 01:11:55.765 Right. 01:11:56.557 --> 01:11:57.934 You said so. 01:11:58.893 --> 01:12:00.395 Yes, I did. 01:12:00.728 --> 01:12:03.398 Why don't you just build something? 01:12:15.410 --> 01:12:16.452 Okay. 01:12:17.495 --> 01:12:18.496 Thanks, kid. 01:14:02.266 --> 01:14:07.271 Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68. 01:14:07.355 --> 01:14:08.689 My fault again. 01:14:08.773 --> 01:14:11.650 Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con.. 01:14:11.651 --> 01:14:12.610 [Crackling] 01:15:11.878 --> 01:15:13.078 Well. 01:15:14.505 --> 01:15:16.799 I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes. 01:15:18.050 --> 01:15:20.386 Now, which one of you is Vanessa? 01:15:20.469 --> 01:15:21.762 - That's me. - Ah! 01:15:22.346 --> 01:15:23.389 Nessie. 01:15:23.723 --> 01:15:28.561 Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese? 01:15:28.728 --> 01:15:30.146 There's some guy over here. 01:15:30.229 --> 01:15:33.441 They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe. 01:15:33.691 --> 01:15:34.734 Hey! 01:15:36.861 --> 01:15:37.862 Bloody hell. Bloody hell. 01:15:38.446 --> 01:15:39.488 Don't move. 01:15:39.572 --> 01:15:41.699 I'm not moving. You want something? Take it. 01:15:41.782 --> 01:15:42.783 Although the guns are all fake 01:15:42.867 --> 01:15:44.702 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones. 01:15:44.785 --> 01:15:47.038 - What? - Hey, do you fancy either of the birds? 01:15:49.040 --> 01:15:50.291 Heard enough. 01:15:50.374 --> 01:15:52.460 You're not him. The mandarin, the real guy. 01:15:52.627 --> 01:15:53.669 Where? 01:15:53.753 --> 01:15:55.922 Where's the mandarin? Where is he? 01:15:56.422 --> 01:15:58.966 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's here. He's here, but he's not here. 01:15:59.050 --> 01:16:01.051 - He's here, but he's not here. - What do you mean? 01:16:01.052 --> 01:16:02.803 It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated. 01:16:03.054 --> 01:16:04.639 - It is. - It's complicated. 01:16:04.847 --> 01:16:06.057 Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out. 01:16:06.140 --> 01:16:07.780 Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom. 01:16:10.436 --> 01:16:11.646 Sit. 01:16:12.647 --> 01:16:13.897 - Ew! - Oh, Jesus. 01:16:20.863 --> 01:16:23.950 My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery. 01:16:24.033 --> 01:16:25.076 What are you? 01:16:26.494 --> 01:16:27.787 What are you, a decoy? You're a double, right? 01:16:28.079 --> 01:16:30.957 What, you mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not. 01:16:31.040 --> 01:16:33.834 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor. 01:16:34.543 --> 01:16:36.712 You got a minute to live. Fill it with words. 01:16:36.796 --> 01:16:40.758 It's just a role. "The mandarin," see, it's not real. 01:16:41.133 --> 01:16:43.219 Then how did you get here, Trevor? 01:16:45.179 --> 01:16:51.352 Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances. 01:16:51.435 --> 01:16:55.690 And I ended up doing things, no two ways about it, 01:16:55.773 --> 01:16:58.067 in the street, that a man shouldn't do. 01:16:58.234 --> 01:16:59.694 - Next? - Then, 01:16:59.777 --> 01:17:02.655 they approached me about the role, 01:17:02.738 --> 01:17:04.156 and they knew about the drugs. 01:17:04.240 --> 01:17:05.408 What did they say? They'd get you off them? 01:17:05.741 --> 01:17:07.201 They said they'd give me more. 01:17:07.285 --> 01:17:08.327 They gave me things. 01:17:08.411 --> 01:17:11.914 They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery. 01:17:11.998 --> 01:17:14.250 They gave me things. 01:17:15.418 --> 01:17:16.544 Did you just nod off? 01:17:16.711 --> 01:17:17.712 Hey. 01:17:17.795 --> 01:17:19.630 No, and a lovely speedboat. 01:17:19.714 --> 01:17:22.133 And the thing was, he needed someone 01:17:22.216 --> 01:17:26.137 to take credit for some accidental explosions. 01:17:29.557 --> 01:17:30.558 "He"? 01:17:33.185 --> 01:17:35.146 - Killian? - Killian. 01:17:35.229 --> 01:17:38.065 - He created you? - He created me. 01:17:38.774 --> 01:17:39.814 Custom-made terror threat. 01:17:40.318 --> 01:17:42.069 Yes. Yes. 01:17:42.278 --> 01:17:44.030 His think tank thinked it up. 01:17:44.572 --> 01:17:46.741 The pathology of a serial killer. 01:17:46.949 --> 01:17:49.827 The manipulation of Western iconography. 01:17:50.328 --> 01:17:53.414 Ready for another lesson? 01:17:53.664 --> 01:17:54.957 Blah, blah, blah. 01:17:55.249 --> 01:17:56.500 No. 01:17:56.584 --> 01:17:58.419 Of course, it was my performance 01:17:58.502 --> 01:17:59.545 that brought the mandarin to life. 01:17:59.754 --> 01:18:01.130 Your performance? 01:18:02.214 --> 01:18:03.174 Where people died? 01:18:03.257 --> 01:18:04.967 No, they didn't. 01:18:05.676 --> 01:18:08.971 Look around you. The costumes, green screen. 01:18:09.055 --> 01:18:11.182 Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff. 01:18:11.265 --> 01:18:13.059 And when I was, it was movie magic, love. 01:18:13.392 --> 01:18:15.393 I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma 01:18:15.394 --> 01:18:16.562 and he might not wake up. 01:18:16.896 --> 01:18:17.980 So you're gonna have to answer for that. 01:18:18.064 --> 01:18:19.565 You're still going down, pal. 01:18:19.648 --> 01:18:20.649 You under.. 01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:30.242 Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him? 01:18:30.576 --> 01:18:32.828 - I didn't tell him anything. - Nothing? 01:18:33.746 --> 01:18:34.830 No. 01:18:35.122 --> 01:18:36.723 You should have pressed the panic button. 01:18:37.291 --> 01:18:39.627 Well, I panicked, but then I handled it. 01:18:49.095 --> 01:18:50.262 Ah.. 01:18:52.306 --> 01:18:53.391 Okay 01:19:02.358 --> 01:19:03.984 it's just like old times, huh? 01:19:04.360 --> 01:19:07.071 Oh, yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball. 01:19:07.154 --> 01:19:08.781 It wasn't my idea. 01:19:08.864 --> 01:19:10.866 Okay. So you took Killian's card. 01:19:11.033 --> 01:19:12.034 I took his money. 01:19:12.326 --> 01:19:14.495 And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon. 01:19:14.662 --> 01:19:16.414 - No. - Yeah. 01:19:16.497 --> 01:19:18.165 No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go. 01:19:18.791 --> 01:19:20.084 Yeah? 01:19:23.963 --> 01:19:25.464 A lot has happened, Tony. 01:19:26.424 --> 01:19:27.883 But I'm close. 01:19:28.551 --> 01:19:30.678 Extremis is practically stabilized. 01:19:30.761 --> 01:19:32.930 I'm telling you it isn't. I'm on the street. 01:19:33.013 --> 01:19:34.432 People are going bang. They're painting the walls. 01:19:34.515 --> 01:19:35.850 Maya, you're kidding yourself. 01:19:35.933 --> 01:19:37.184 Then help me fix it. 01:19:42.565 --> 01:19:43.858 Did I do that? 01:19:45.192 --> 01:19:46.193 Yes. 01:19:46.527 --> 01:19:48.047 I remember the night, not the morning. 01:19:48.904 --> 01:19:50.197 Is this what you've been chasing around? 01:19:50.281 --> 01:19:52.366 - You don't remember? - I can't help you. 01:19:53.367 --> 01:19:56.954 You used to have a moral psychology. 01:19:57.037 --> 01:19:59.206 You used to have ideals. 01:19:59.623 --> 01:20:01.959 You wanted to help people. 01:20:02.042 --> 01:20:03.919 Now look at you. 01:20:04.962 --> 01:20:06.922 I get to wake up every morning with someone who 01:20:10.217 --> 01:20:11.760 still has their soul. 01:20:17.433 --> 01:20:18.434 Get me out of here. 01:20:21.437 --> 01:20:22.897 Come on. 01:20:24.064 --> 01:20:26.104 You know what my old man used to say to me? 01:20:26.775 --> 01:20:29.862 One of his favourite of many sayings.. 01:20:29.945 --> 01:20:34.325 "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." 01:20:34.533 --> 01:20:36.660 You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you? 01:20:36.744 --> 01:20:39.163 How can I be pissed at you, Tony? 01:20:39.246 --> 01:20:41.248 I'm here to thank you. 01:20:41.415 --> 01:20:43.735 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. 01:20:44.418 --> 01:20:45.878 Desperation. 01:20:46.420 --> 01:20:48.088 If you think back to Switzerland, 01:20:48.214 --> 01:20:51.175 you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right? 01:20:51.258 --> 01:20:54.136 Well, for the first 20 minutes, 01:20:54.595 --> 01:20:56.555 I actually thought you'd show up. 01:20:56.639 --> 01:20:58.432 And the next hour.. 01:21:00.017 --> 01:21:04.438 I considered taking that one-step shortcut to the lobby. 01:21:04.730 --> 01:21:05.731 If you know what I mean. 01:21:06.106 --> 01:21:09.109 Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse. 01:21:09.610 --> 01:21:11.862 But as I looked out over that city, 01:21:12.112 --> 01:21:14.782 nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me, 01:21:14.865 --> 01:21:17.117 no one was even looking. 01:21:17.201 --> 01:21:21.205 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come. 01:21:21.789 --> 01:21:22.998 Anonymity, Tony. 01:21:24.667 --> 01:21:26.468 Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since. 01:21:26.544 --> 01:21:27.628 Right? 01:21:27.711 --> 01:21:30.130 You simply rule from behind the scenes. 01:21:30.214 --> 01:21:32.675 Because the second you give evil a face, 01:21:32.883 --> 01:21:35.719 a bin laden, a gaddafi, a mandarin, 01:21:35.803 --> 01:21:37.388 you hand the people a target. 01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:39.139 You're something else. 01:21:41.392 --> 01:21:42.476 You have met him, I assume? 01:21:42.560 --> 01:21:44.144 Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier. 01:21:44.228 --> 01:21:46.564 I know he's a little over the top sometimes. 01:21:46.647 --> 01:21:48.357 It's not entirely my fault. He has a tenden.. 01:21:48.440 --> 01:21:49.483 He's a stage actor. 01:21:50.484 --> 01:21:53.571 They say his lear was the toast of croydon, wherever that is. 01:21:53.654 --> 01:21:55.698 Anyway, the point is, 01:21:55.781 --> 01:21:59.118 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, 01:21:59.201 --> 01:22:00.562 subtlety has kind of had it's day. 01:22:01.161 --> 01:22:02.746 What's next for you in your world? 01:22:02.830 --> 01:22:05.541 Well, I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift 01:22:05.624 --> 01:22:07.960 that you so graciously imparted to me. 01:22:14.758 --> 01:22:15.759 Desperation. 01:22:16.719 --> 01:22:17.761 Now, this is live. 01:22:18.053 --> 01:22:21.056 I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment 01:22:21.140 --> 01:22:24.435 the body is trying to decide whether to accept extremis 01:22:24.518 --> 01:22:25.603 or just give up. 01:22:25.811 --> 01:22:27.521 And if it gives up, 01:22:28.314 --> 01:22:32.526 I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular. 01:22:33.485 --> 01:22:36.905 But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain. 01:22:38.699 --> 01:22:41.619 We haven't even talked salary yet. 01:22:41.869 --> 01:22:44.204 What kind of perk package are you thinking of? 01:22:45.080 --> 01:22:46.081 Let him go. 01:22:47.374 --> 01:22:48.375 Hold on, hold on. 01:22:49.335 --> 01:22:50.377 Maya.. 01:22:50.586 --> 01:22:52.421 I said, let him go. 01:22:53.172 --> 01:22:54.590 What are you doing? 01:22:54.673 --> 01:22:57.384 1200 CCS. A dose half of this size, I'm dead. 01:22:58.260 --> 01:23:02.473 It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat. 01:23:02.556 --> 01:23:03.891 Maya, give me the injector. 01:23:03.974 --> 01:23:06.435 If I die, killian, 01:23:06.518 --> 01:23:09.605 what happens to your soldiers? What happens to your product? 01:23:09.688 --> 01:23:10.898 We're not doing this, okay? 01:23:11.106 --> 01:23:13.146 What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot? 01:23:26.246 --> 01:23:27.289 The good news is, 01:23:28.624 --> 01:23:30.876 a high-level position has just been vacated. 01:23:40.260 --> 01:23:41.553 You are a maniac. 01:23:41.637 --> 01:23:43.806 No, I'm a visionary. 01:23:44.139 --> 01:23:46.350 But I do own a maniac. 01:23:46.433 --> 01:23:49.395 And he takes the stage tonight. 01:23:53.107 --> 01:23:54.191 Once we get the patriot installed, 01:23:54.274 --> 01:23:57.236 it will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown. 01:23:57.319 --> 01:23:58.696 Well, that's great, but the last time I looked 01:23:58.779 --> 01:24:00.029 there was somebody inside of it. 01:24:06.161 --> 01:24:07.413 Afternoon, gentlemen. 01:24:11.083 --> 01:24:12.584 Hello, colonel. 01:24:13.544 --> 01:24:14.920 Step aside. 01:24:21.927 --> 01:24:23.262 Oh! 01:24:23.345 --> 01:24:25.097 We'll get you out of there. 01:24:25.180 --> 01:24:26.306 Don't worry. 01:24:27.015 --> 01:24:28.767 You'll damage the armour. 01:24:28.976 --> 01:24:30.394 Yes, I will. 01:24:30.978 --> 01:24:32.146 But you can fix it, right? 01:24:33.605 --> 01:24:35.733 I'm gonna take the chinook to base camp. 01:24:35.816 --> 01:24:37.317 And I want potts with me. 01:24:37.401 --> 01:24:38.402 She's still in phase two. 01:24:40.446 --> 01:24:41.686 You're not going deaf, are you? 01:24:58.172 --> 01:25:00.674 Careful, there. It's a limited edition. 01:25:01.091 --> 01:25:02.134 Hey, uh, ponytail express. 01:25:03.469 --> 01:25:05.304 What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami? 01:25:05.512 --> 01:25:06.513 832 Miles. 01:25:06.805 --> 01:25:08.098 Very nice. 01:25:08.182 --> 01:25:09.862 I'm good like that. 01:25:10.142 --> 01:25:11.602 Can you, uh, stop that? 01:25:11.769 --> 01:25:13.228 Break it, you bought it. 01:25:15.606 --> 01:25:16.607 I think I bought it. 01:25:16.774 --> 01:25:19.193 Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister. 01:25:19.276 --> 01:25:21.653 And that's why I'm gonna kill you first. 01:25:22.571 --> 01:25:23.822 - What are you gonna do to me? - You'll see. 01:25:24.072 --> 01:25:25.532 You're zip-tied to a bed. 01:25:26.366 --> 01:25:27.868 This. 01:25:30.913 --> 01:25:31.955 That. 01:25:36.710 --> 01:25:38.337 Are you coming out? 01:25:41.089 --> 01:25:42.800 Do not open. Do not open. Don't open. Don't open. 01:25:42.883 --> 01:25:44.468 All right. Let's go. 01:25:52.518 --> 01:25:54.853 You.. you breathe fire? Okay. 01:25:59.399 --> 01:26:02.110 It's a glorious day, savin. 01:26:02.194 --> 01:26:04.154 This time tomorrow, 01:26:04.238 --> 01:26:07.825 I'll have the west's most powerful leader in one hand, 01:26:07.908 --> 01:26:11.662 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other. 01:26:11.954 --> 01:26:14.915 I'll own the war on terror. 01:26:15.541 --> 01:26:16.959 Create supply and demand. 01:26:17.543 --> 01:26:21.380 For you, for your brothers and sisters. 01:26:23.632 --> 01:26:25.676 Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood 01:26:25.759 --> 01:26:28.178 on the ground in five, four, three.. 01:26:28.262 --> 01:26:29.555 Come on! Two.. 01:26:31.265 --> 01:26:32.599 How did we get this shift? 01:26:32.766 --> 01:26:34.142 All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape. 01:26:34.601 --> 01:26:36.019 Put down your weapons. 01:26:36.103 --> 01:26:38.480 Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live. 01:26:38.564 --> 01:26:40.941 In five, four, bang! 01:26:41.108 --> 01:26:42.109 - Ooh! - Wow. That was.. 01:26:42.317 --> 01:26:44.027 You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone. 01:26:44.152 --> 01:26:45.654 I am just beyond terrified. 01:26:45.821 --> 01:26:47.239 Here it comes. 01:26:47.573 --> 01:26:49.658 - Three, four.. - Shut up. 01:26:49.992 --> 01:26:51.672 Five, four, three, two, one! 01:26:52.494 --> 01:26:53.996 Told you. 01:27:05.716 --> 01:27:06.717 Where's the rest? 01:28:05.859 --> 01:28:08.570 Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird. 01:28:14.534 --> 01:28:16.328 Ah! Better late than never. 01:28:22.042 --> 01:28:24.252 Not this time. Not the face. 01:28:25.712 --> 01:28:27.631 Phew! It's good to be back. Hello, by the way. 01:28:27.714 --> 01:28:29.049 Oh, hello, sir. 01:28:34.262 --> 01:28:36.943 Guard'. All personnel, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound. 01:28:37.015 --> 01:28:39.601 Repeat, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound. 01:28:39.685 --> 01:28:41.205 Ah! Let's go! 01:28:41.311 --> 01:28:42.562 Aw, crap. 01:28:55.367 --> 01:28:56.368 Tony? 01:28:56.576 --> 01:28:57.744 Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit. 01:28:57.911 --> 01:28:59.913 - No. You got yours'? - Uh.. mmm. 01:29:00.247 --> 01:29:02.124 Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can. 01:29:02.499 --> 01:29:04.019 There's somebody I'd like you to meet. 01:29:08.922 --> 01:29:11.550 You, you, you! Move! Get out! 01:29:11.758 --> 01:29:14.136 The room is secure. I have eyes on the mandarin. 01:29:14.219 --> 01:29:15.859 What's this? I had winners. 01:29:23.645 --> 01:29:24.771 What have you come as? 01:29:25.105 --> 01:29:27.274 You make a move, and I break your face. 01:29:28.734 --> 01:29:32.237 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me. 01:29:32.654 --> 01:29:33.697 This is the mandarin? 01:29:33.864 --> 01:29:35.782 Yeah, I know, it's.. It's embarrassing. 01:29:36.074 --> 01:29:37.659 Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery. 01:29:37.993 --> 01:29:40.871 I know I'm shorter in person. A bit smaller. Everyone says that. 01:29:40.954 --> 01:29:42.831 But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me, 01:29:42.956 --> 01:29:44.708 there's some people I'd like to roll on. 01:29:44.791 --> 01:29:46.251 Here's how it works, Meryl Streep. 01:29:46.334 --> 01:29:48.462 You tell him where pepper is and he'll stop doing it. 01:29:48.628 --> 01:29:50.088 Doing what? 01:29:50.172 --> 01:29:52.340 On! I get it! Ow! That hurt. I get it! I get it! 01:29:52.883 --> 01:29:56.136 I don't know about any pepper, but I know about the plan. 01:29:56.219 --> 01:29:57.220 Spill. 01:29:57.304 --> 01:29:58.388 Do you know what they did to my suit? 01:29:58.472 --> 01:29:59.514 What? No. 01:29:59.973 --> 01:30:02.059 But I do know it's happening off the coast. 01:30:02.142 --> 01:30:05.562 Something to do with a big boat. 01:30:05.645 --> 01:30:06.980 I can take you there. 01:30:07.647 --> 01:30:09.524 Ole', ole', ole', ole'.. 01:30:09.608 --> 01:30:12.611 Tony, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off. 01:30:12.694 --> 01:30:16.656 Oh, and this next bit may include the vice president as well. 01:30:17.324 --> 01:30:18.445 Is that.. Is that important? 01:30:18.658 --> 01:30:20.285 - Somewhat. - Yeah, a little bit. 01:30:23.121 --> 01:30:24.122 So? 01:30:24.664 --> 01:30:26.041 What are we gonna do? 01:30:26.124 --> 01:30:27.209 I mean, we don't have any transport. 01:30:27.292 --> 01:30:28.293 Right. 01:30:30.170 --> 01:30:31.296 Hey, Ringo. 01:30:31.379 --> 01:30:34.007 Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"? 01:30:36.218 --> 01:30:38.720 If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where pepper is. 01:30:38.887 --> 01:30:39.930 But we also have to figure out this 01:30:40.013 --> 01:30:41.765 - vice president thing, right? - Right. 01:30:41.848 --> 01:30:43.058 I wonder who I'm calling right now. 01:30:43.141 --> 01:30:44.341 Oh! That's the vice president. 01:30:44.392 --> 01:30:45.685 Thanks. 01:30:46.311 --> 01:30:47.437 Hello? 01:30:47.521 --> 01:30:49.189 Tony". Sir, this is Tony stark. 01:30:49.523 --> 01:30:51.149 Welcome back to the land of the living. 01:30:51.316 --> 01:30:53.527 We believe you're about to be drawn into the mandarin campaign. 01:30:53.610 --> 01:30:55.112 We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible. 01:30:55.529 --> 01:30:57.906 Mr stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, 01:30:57.989 --> 01:31:00.242 surrounded by the agency's finest. 01:31:00.325 --> 01:31:03.620 The president's safe on air force one with colonel rhodes. 01:31:03.703 --> 01:31:04.746 I think we're good, here. 01:31:04.830 --> 01:31:06.832 Sir, this is colonel rhodes. 01:31:07.207 --> 01:31:09.127 They're using the iron patriot as a trojan horse. 01:31:09.209 --> 01:31:10.544 They're gonna take out the president somehow. 01:31:10.836 --> 01:31:12.397 We have to immediately alert that plane. 01:31:12.546 --> 01:31:14.589 Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down. 01:31:14.673 --> 01:31:17.592 If need be, they can have F-22s in the air in 30 seconds. 01:31:17.759 --> 01:31:19.439 - Thank you, colonel. Rhodes and stark out. 01:31:21.096 --> 01:31:22.806 Everything okay, sir? 01:31:23.807 --> 01:31:24.891 Couldn't be better. 01:31:31.773 --> 01:31:33.233 I love you, babe. 01:31:53.837 --> 01:31:55.338 Colonel rhodes. 01:31:55.422 --> 01:31:58.758 Glad to see you could make it, son. I feel safer already. 01:32:03.597 --> 01:32:04.723 We gotta make a decision. 01:32:04.806 --> 01:32:07.601 We can either save the president, or pepper. We can't do both. 01:32:07.767 --> 01:32:09.407 Sir, I have an update from Malibu. 01:32:09.477 --> 01:32:11.605 The cranes have finally arrived, 01:32:11.771 --> 01:32:13.814 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak. 01:32:13.815 --> 01:32:15.525 And what about the suit I'm wearing? 01:32:15.692 --> 01:32:17.944 The armour is now at 92%. 01:32:18.028 --> 01:32:20.113 That's going to have to do. 01:32:28.413 --> 01:32:30.248 Oh! Here he comes. Here he comes. Get a quick picture. 01:32:30.332 --> 01:32:31.374 Sure. 01:32:32.417 --> 01:32:33.793 Oh! 01:32:48.683 --> 01:32:49.883 Everything all right, colonel? 01:33:22.676 --> 01:33:24.719 It is an honor, mr president. 01:33:25.095 --> 01:33:27.097 If you're gonna do it, do it! 01:33:27.681 --> 01:33:29.432 Whoa! Cool your boots, sir. 01:33:29.516 --> 01:33:31.017 That's not how the mandarin works. 01:33:31.184 --> 01:33:33.603 Sir, air force one has been compromised. 01:33:33.687 --> 01:33:35.605 Internal shots, temperature spikes. 01:33:35.689 --> 01:33:36.856 Get me eyes on it now. 01:33:37.232 --> 01:33:39.150 Image coming through now, sir. 01:33:41.569 --> 01:33:43.363 Was that rhodes? 01:33:52.497 --> 01:33:53.873 Is anyone there? 01:33:54.207 --> 01:33:55.875 Let us out! 01:34:12.350 --> 01:34:13.852 The president. 01:34:14.352 --> 01:34:15.562 Now. 01:34:15.645 --> 01:34:16.646 He's not here. 01:34:20.775 --> 01:34:22.527 Try the jet stream? 01:34:23.695 --> 01:34:25.572 Speaking of which, go fish. 01:34:48.303 --> 01:34:50.263 Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. 01:35:03.276 --> 01:35:04.277 How many in the air? 01:35:04.944 --> 01:35:05.987 Thirteen, sir. 01:35:07.906 --> 01:35:09.949 - How many can I carry? - Four, sir. 01:35:19.334 --> 01:35:21.544 Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather? 01:35:28.051 --> 01:35:30.595 Oh, God! No! No! 01:35:31.054 --> 01:35:33.431 Listen to me. See that guy? 01:35:33.640 --> 01:35:35.481 I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him. 01:35:35.934 --> 01:35:37.018 - You got it? - What? Oh! 01:35:39.562 --> 01:35:42.857 I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand. 01:35:44.109 --> 01:35:45.318 We can do this, Heather. 01:35:54.202 --> 01:35:56.454 Easy, see? Eleven more to go. 01:35:59.874 --> 01:36:01.918 Remember that game called barrel of monkeys? 01:36:02.001 --> 01:36:03.086 That's what we're going to do. 01:36:03.169 --> 01:36:04.421 18,000 feet. 01:36:04.504 --> 01:36:06.264 Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey. 01:36:10.969 --> 01:36:12.220 Nice. 01:36:12.595 --> 01:36:14.222 10,000 feet. 01:36:17.600 --> 01:36:18.852 6,000 feet. 01:36:19.018 --> 01:36:20.562 Come on, people. 01:36:21.521 --> 01:36:22.730 Come on, come on, come on! 01:36:26.025 --> 01:36:27.152 Yeah! 01:36:27.694 --> 01:36:29.070 1, 000 feet. 01:36:30.238 --> 01:36:31.823 400 feet. 01:36:32.407 --> 01:36:33.616 200 feet, sir. 01:36:33.700 --> 01:36:35.340 He's a chunky monkey, let's get him. 01:36:35.869 --> 01:36:37.036 Hello. 01:36:58.391 --> 01:36:59.476 We made it! 01:37:00.226 --> 01:37:01.686 Nice work, guys! 01:37:01.769 --> 01:37:04.397 Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us. 01:37:04.689 --> 01:37:05.773 All right, Jarvis. 01:37:05.857 --> 01:37:08.098 But it's only half-done. We've still got to get pepper.. 01:37:15.283 --> 01:37:16.868 That came out of nowhere. 01:37:16.951 --> 01:37:18.161 Wow. 01:37:18.578 --> 01:37:19.704 Give me some good news, man. 01:37:19.787 --> 01:37:20.788 I think they all made it. 01:37:20.872 --> 01:37:21.831 Oh, thank God. 01:37:21.915 --> 01:37:23.236 Yeah, but I missed the president. 01:37:23.416 --> 01:37:25.293 You couldn't save the president with the suit, 01:37:25.376 --> 01:37:27.504 how are we gonna save pepper with nothing? 01:37:27.587 --> 01:37:29.631 Uh.. say, Jarvis, is it that time? 01:37:29.714 --> 01:37:31.633 The house party protocol, sir? 01:37:31.716 --> 01:37:32.759 Correct. 01:38:03.122 --> 01:38:04.457 Hi. 01:38:11.965 --> 01:38:14.300 You think he's gonna help you? 01:38:14.968 --> 01:38:16.386 He won't. 01:38:20.848 --> 01:38:24.769 Having you here is not just to motivate Tony stark. It's, um.. 01:38:25.228 --> 01:38:27.939 Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that. 01:38:28.022 --> 01:38:30.233 You're here as my, um.. 01:38:31.150 --> 01:38:32.986 Trophy. 01:38:33.111 --> 01:38:35.154 Mmm. 01:38:45.290 --> 01:38:46.541 Good evening, sir. 01:38:51.170 --> 01:38:53.923 Welcome aboard, mr president. 01:39:02.432 --> 01:39:04.182 Ever hear of an elephant graveyard? 01:39:04.183 --> 01:39:08.896 Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow. 01:39:11.232 --> 01:39:12.358 This is the roxxon norco. 01:39:12.609 --> 01:39:13.610 And, of course, you'll remember 01:39:13.693 --> 01:39:16.362 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off pensacola, 01:39:16.613 --> 01:39:19.365 thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court. 01:39:19.782 --> 01:39:21.534 What do you want from me? 01:39:22.493 --> 01:39:23.745 Uh, nothing, sir. 01:39:24.120 --> 01:39:27.582 I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV. 01:39:27.665 --> 01:39:29.709 You see, I've moved on. 01:39:29.792 --> 01:39:32.170 I found myself a new political patron, 01:39:32.587 --> 01:39:35.381 and this time tomorrow, he'll have your job. 01:39:36.382 --> 01:39:38.217 String him up. 01:39:39.719 --> 01:39:40.887 Hey! 01:39:56.986 --> 01:39:58.613 Come on. 01:40:02.116 --> 01:40:04.035 You're not gonna freak out on me, right? 01:40:04.118 --> 01:40:05.828 I hope not. 01:40:30.478 --> 01:40:32.313 Oh, my God. 01:40:32.438 --> 01:40:36.067 He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man. 01:40:36.150 --> 01:40:38.736 Viking funeral. Public execution. 01:40:38.820 --> 01:40:40.613 Yeah, death by oil. 01:40:46.786 --> 01:40:48.621 Broadcast will commence shortly. 01:40:48.705 --> 01:40:49.831 Take final positions. 01:40:51.290 --> 01:40:52.417 Okay. That's good. 01:40:52.500 --> 01:40:56.337 Now give me cameras a through e and we'll do a full tech rehearsal. 01:40:57.505 --> 01:40:58.756 Ls your gun up? 01:40:58.840 --> 01:41:00.425 Yep. What do I do? 01:41:00.508 --> 01:41:02.969 Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back. 01:41:03.136 --> 01:41:05.304 Six, high, back. All right. 01:41:14.230 --> 01:41:15.523 You see that? Nailed it. 01:41:16.149 --> 01:41:17.510 Yeah, you really killed the glass. 01:41:17.567 --> 01:41:18.651 You think I was aiming for the bulb? 01:41:18.735 --> 01:41:20.255 You can't hit a bulb at this distance. 01:41:21.446 --> 01:41:22.905 All personnel, we have hostiles 01:41:22.989 --> 01:41:24.229 - on east unit 12. - Over there! 01:41:24.240 --> 01:41:25.825 - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12. - I'm out. Give me.. 01:41:25.908 --> 01:41:28.202 - You got extra magazines? - They're not universal, Tony. 01:41:28.369 --> 01:41:30.413 I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. Give me another one. 01:41:30.496 --> 01:41:31.789 - One of yours. - I don't have one that fits that gun. 01:41:31.873 --> 01:41:32.957 You've got, like, five of them. 01:41:33.040 --> 01:41:34.250 Here's what I'm going to do. 01:41:34.417 --> 01:41:36.294 Save my spot, ready? 01:41:36.377 --> 01:41:39.172 - What'd you see? - Too fast. Nothing. 01:41:39.255 --> 01:41:40.548 Here we go. 01:41:44.510 --> 01:41:46.345 Three guys, one girl, all armed. 01:41:56.439 --> 01:41:57.982 God, I would kill for some armour right now. 01:41:58.065 --> 01:42:00.026 - You're right. We need backup. - Yeah, a bunch. 01:42:01.694 --> 01:42:02.820 You know what? 01:42:06.783 --> 01:42:07.867 Is that.. 01:42:08.034 --> 01:42:09.827 Yep. 01:42:09.911 --> 01:42:11.496 - Are those.. - Yeah. 01:42:28.221 --> 01:42:29.472 Merry Christmas, buddy. 01:42:34.811 --> 01:42:37.480 Jarvis, target extremis heat signatures. 01:42:37.563 --> 01:42:39.398 Disable with extreme prejudice. 01:42:39.899 --> 01:42:41.260 Yes, sir. 01:42:44.904 --> 01:42:47.782 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. 01:42:49.283 --> 01:42:50.326 Take them to church. 01:42:57.416 --> 01:42:59.085 Gentlemen. 01:43:06.342 --> 01:43:07.343 Incoming! 01:43:11.973 --> 01:43:13.599 Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing. 01:43:26.612 --> 01:43:28.697 This is how you've been managing your down time, huh? 01:43:28.698 --> 01:43:29.782 Everybody needs a hobby. 01:43:36.289 --> 01:43:38.049 Heartbreaker, help red snapper out, will you? 01:44:06.235 --> 01:44:07.820 Nice timing. 01:44:07.904 --> 01:44:10.114 Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay? 01:44:11.490 --> 01:44:13.242 Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me. 01:44:13.659 --> 01:44:15.578 What does that mean? I got you covered. 01:44:18.873 --> 01:44:21.250 Good evening, colonel. Can I give you a lift? 01:44:21.334 --> 01:44:22.793 Very funny. 01:44:39.852 --> 01:44:41.145 Sir, I've located ms potts. 01:44:41.228 --> 01:44:42.229 About time. 01:44:54.784 --> 01:44:59.705 Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. 01:45:00.748 --> 01:45:04.377 See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends? 01:45:05.544 --> 01:45:06.796 You're such a jerk. 01:45:06.963 --> 01:45:08.443 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner. 01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:12.051 Come on. A little more, baby. 01:45:19.558 --> 01:45:21.227 Oh! 01:45:28.567 --> 01:45:29.610 Is this guy bothering you? 01:45:31.404 --> 01:45:32.780 Don't get up. 01:45:35.950 --> 01:45:36.951 Ooh. 01:45:37.410 --> 01:45:38.536 Is it hot in there? 01:45:40.830 --> 01:45:42.191 Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck? 01:45:43.290 --> 01:45:46.585 Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit. 01:45:46.919 --> 01:45:47.920 Oh, Tony. 01:45:48.004 --> 01:45:50.006 She's watching. 01:45:51.674 --> 01:45:53.074 I think you should close your eyes. 01:45:53.426 --> 01:45:54.927 Close your eyes. 01:45:55.594 --> 01:45:57.763 Close your eyes. You don't want to see this. 01:46:05.104 --> 01:46:06.897 Yeah, you take a minute. 01:46:39.305 --> 01:46:41.557 Jarvis, give me a suit right now! 01:46:52.568 --> 01:46:53.569 Oh, come on! 01:46:55.488 --> 01:46:58.699 Mr president! Just hold on, all right? I'm coming. 01:46:59.617 --> 01:47:01.994 Just hold on. Hold on. 01:47:14.882 --> 01:47:16.217 Okay. 01:47:23.724 --> 01:47:25.017 Bye-bye. 01:47:36.737 --> 01:47:37.905 Brace yourself. 01:47:48.874 --> 01:47:50.751 You look damn good, mr president, 01:47:50.918 --> 01:47:52.378 but I'm gonna need that suit back. 01:48:05.975 --> 01:48:07.135 The president is secure, Tony. 01:48:07.184 --> 01:48:08.624 - I'm clearing the area. - Nice work. 01:48:09.645 --> 01:48:11.313 - Ready, sir? - What do you mean "ready"? 01:48:20.072 --> 01:48:22.825 Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you. 01:48:22.908 --> 01:48:24.075 Just look at me! 01:48:26.412 --> 01:48:28.693 Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there. 01:48:28.747 --> 01:48:30.207 All right? You've got to let go. 01:48:30.666 --> 01:48:33.752 You've got to let go! I'll catch you, I promise. 01:48:35.504 --> 01:48:37.173 "- No!" 01:49:03.949 --> 01:49:07.077 A shame. I would've caught her. 01:49:38.150 --> 01:49:39.235 Eject. 01:50:24.655 --> 01:50:26.240 Well, here we are on the roof. 01:50:36.959 --> 01:50:38.043 Mark 42, inbound. 01:50:38.210 --> 01:50:41.547 I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns. 01:50:57.521 --> 01:50:58.522 Whatever. 01:50:59.732 --> 01:51:01.233 You really didn't deserve her, Tony. 01:51:02.860 --> 01:51:06.613 It's a pity. I was so close to having her perfect. 01:51:09.408 --> 01:51:11.744 Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down! 01:51:11.910 --> 01:51:14.204 You're right. I don't deserve her. 01:51:15.581 --> 01:51:17.499 Here's where you're wrong. 01:51:17.583 --> 01:51:18.792 She was already perfect. 01:51:26.592 --> 01:51:28.177 Jarvis, 01:51:29.261 --> 01:51:30.763 do me a favour and blow mark 42. 01:51:31.180 --> 01:51:32.264 No.. 01:52:46.213 --> 01:52:48.298 No more false faces. 01:52:49.174 --> 01:52:50.968 You said you wanted the mandarin. 01:52:52.136 --> 01:52:54.847 You're looking right at him. 01:52:55.180 --> 01:52:58.183 It was always me, Tony. Right from the start. 01:52:58.684 --> 01:53:00.352 I am the mandarin! 01:53:11.780 --> 01:53:13.031 I got nothing. 01:53:19.872 --> 01:53:22.624 Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage! 01:53:30.883 --> 01:53:32.801 What? Oh, what, are you mad at me? 01:53:44.062 --> 01:53:45.063 Whoo! 01:53:58.911 --> 01:54:00.120 Honey? 01:54:04.374 --> 01:54:06.043 Oh, my God. 01:54:07.586 --> 01:54:09.796 That was really violent. 01:54:10.797 --> 01:54:12.799 You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were.. 01:54:12.966 --> 01:54:15.010 I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet? 01:54:18.472 --> 01:54:20.140 Who's the hot mess now? 01:54:20.307 --> 01:54:22.392 It's still debatable. 01:54:22.935 --> 01:54:24.228 Probably tipping your way a little bit. 01:54:24.311 --> 01:54:26.355 Why don't you dress like this at home? Hmm? 01:54:26.438 --> 01:54:28.357 Sport bra. The whole deal. 01:54:28.440 --> 01:54:31.652 You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits. 01:54:31.818 --> 01:54:34.363 What am I going to complain about now? 01:54:35.197 --> 01:54:36.823 Well, it's me. 01:54:37.616 --> 01:54:38.659 You'll think of something. 01:54:40.244 --> 01:54:41.620 - No, don't touch me. - Don't worry about it. 01:54:41.703 --> 01:54:43.622 - No, I'm gonna burn you. - No, you're not. 01:54:44.665 --> 01:54:45.666 Not hot. 01:54:47.084 --> 01:54:48.752 Am I gonna be okay? 01:54:48.835 --> 01:54:49.836 No. 01:54:49.920 --> 01:54:52.631 You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay. 01:54:52.923 --> 01:54:54.758 But I think I can figure this out, yeah. 01:54:55.008 --> 01:54:56.718 I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk. 01:54:56.802 --> 01:54:59.930 I think I can get you better. 01:55:00.556 --> 01:55:03.058 That's what I do. I fix stuff. 01:55:03.141 --> 01:55:05.435 And all your distractions? 01:55:05.978 --> 01:55:08.063 Uh.. I'm going to shave them down a little bit. 01:55:08.313 --> 01:55:10.691 Jarvis. Hey. 01:55:10.774 --> 01:55:14.069 All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else? 01:55:14.319 --> 01:55:16.280 You know what to do. 01:55:16.363 --> 01:55:19.116 The clean slate protocol, sir? 01:55:19.199 --> 01:55:22.369 Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes. 01:55:58.655 --> 01:55:59.948 Okay, so far? Do you like it? 01:56:02.534 --> 01:56:03.535 It'll do. 01:56:12.628 --> 01:56:15.297 And so, as Christmas morning began, 01:56:15.380 --> 01:56:18.091 my journey had reached it's end. 01:56:21.511 --> 01:56:23.513 You start with something pure, 01:56:24.514 --> 01:56:28.769 something exciting. Then, come the mistakes. 01:56:29.895 --> 01:56:31.563 The compromises. 01:56:38.111 --> 01:56:40.822 We create our own demons. 01:56:41.531 --> 01:56:43.575 Oh! 01:56:46.078 --> 01:56:48.246 Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell! 01:56:49.790 --> 01:56:53.502 As promised, I got pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering. 01:56:53.585 --> 01:56:57.381 But then I thought to myself, "why stop there?" 01:57:01.218 --> 01:57:04.554 Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous, 01:57:04.638 --> 01:57:08.141 but I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel. 01:57:08.558 --> 01:57:11.603 And now, neither will I. 01:57:12.396 --> 01:57:14.272 Let me tell you.. 01:57:14.356 --> 01:57:16.525 That was the best sleep I'd had in years. 01:57:37.421 --> 01:57:39.381 It's okay. It's okay. 01:57:39.464 --> 01:57:40.507 It's okay. 01:57:40.590 --> 01:57:41.591 No, look. 01:58:58.877 --> 01:59:02.923 So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever.. 01:59:03.006 --> 01:59:07.302 I guess I'd say my armour, it was never a distraction, 01:59:07.385 --> 01:59:09.471 or a hobby. 01:59:09.554 --> 01:59:11.556 It was a cocoon. 01:59:12.766 --> 01:59:14.559 And now, 01:59:15.519 --> 01:59:17.813 I'm a changed man. 01:59:26.738 --> 01:59:30.408 You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. 01:59:31.409 --> 01:59:34.246 One thing you can't take away.. 01:59:36.790 --> 01:59:38.583 I am iron man. 02:09:04.399 --> 02:09:06.734 You know, and thank you by the way. For listening. 02:09:06.818 --> 02:09:09.278 Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, 02:09:09.362 --> 02:09:12.907 and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in.. 02:09:12.990 --> 02:09:15.701 I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. 02:09:15.785 --> 02:09:18.830 Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener. 02:09:18.913 --> 02:09:21.416 To be able to share all my intimate thoughts 02:09:21.499 --> 02:09:22.625 and my experiences with someone, 02:09:22.708 --> 02:09:25.253 it just cuts the weight of it in half. 02:09:25.336 --> 02:09:26.712 You know, it's like a snake swallowing it's own tail. 02:09:26.796 --> 02:09:28.589 Everything comes full circle. 02:09:28.673 --> 02:09:30.153 And the fact that you've been able to 02:09:30.174 --> 02:09:32.051 help me process.. 02:09:34.595 --> 02:09:36.055 - Are you with me? - Sorry.. I was, yeah. 02:09:36.139 --> 02:09:37.223 We were at, uh.. 02:09:37.432 --> 02:09:38.641 Are you actively napping? 02:09:38.766 --> 02:09:41.018 I was.. I.. I drifted. 02:09:41.519 --> 02:09:42.687 Where did I lose you? 02:09:44.689 --> 02:09:46.357 Elevator in Switzerland. 02:09:47.984 --> 02:09:49.402 So, you heard none of it. 02:09:49.735 --> 02:09:52.697 I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. 02:09:53.322 --> 02:09:54.615 I'm not a therapist. 02:09:54.782 --> 02:09:56.659 - It's not my training. - So? 02:09:56.784 --> 02:09:58.411 - I don't have the.. - What? The time? 02:09:58.494 --> 02:09:59.745 Temperament. 02:10:00.037 --> 02:10:01.539 You know what? Now that I think about it.. 02:10:01.622 --> 02:10:02.999 Oh! God, my original wound. 02:10:03.249 --> 02:10:05.418 - 1983, all right? - Yes. 02:10:05.501 --> 02:10:16.112 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.