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<i>What if</i>
<i>this was your house?</i>

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<i>Power's out.</i>
<i>Lights are dead.</i>

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<i>Your little ones in their bunk
bed down the hall, crying out...</i>

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Mommy! Daddy!
Come quick! I'm scared!

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<i>- You need to get there, and fast.</i>
- Coming, honey! Daddy's coming!

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<i>You'll need a weapon. But first,
you'll need a flashlight.</i>

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<i>But you're in the dark!</i>
<i>What are you gonna do?</i>

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<i>How are you gonna find it?</i>
<i>I'll tell you how.</i>

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The Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight!

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That's right, folks! I'm Larry
Daley of Daley Devices,

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and we're gonna spend the
next paid-programing block

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rocking your world.

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And I brought along
a friend to do it.

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George Foreman,
ladies and gentlemen!

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Fantastic, Larry, fantastic!
Isn't he fantastic, America?

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But, seriously, isn't it true
that just two years ago,

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you were working as a night
guard at some dusty museum?

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That is true, two-time world
heavyweight champ George Foreman.

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I was just a regular Joe with
a flashlight and a dream.

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You mean a regular Larry.

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But what's no joke is you're
CEO of Daley Devices,

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creator of such indispensable
items as the Super Big Dog Bone!

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You like that one?

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The Unlosable Key Ring!

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Oh, yeah,
that little chestnut!

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And now your
latest breakthrough...

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Say it with me, America!

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The Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight!

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Whatever the household crisis, this
is Daley Devices. Can I help you?

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Gina, give this back to Stewart.
I don't trust his math, okay?

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That guy called again.
Again?

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Lar! Huge news! We got
the Wal-Mart meeting.

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- No! When?
- Yeah. Three days.

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Okay, all right. We got
a lot of work to do.

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Well, okay, did you just hear me
say "Wal" and "Mart" together?

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Yeah! I know,
it's huge.

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So just take a second
to be happy about it.

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All right. Hey!

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You're totally
making fun of me.

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No, let's hold off on the victory
parade till we close, okay?

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You got it.

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And when does
he want to meet?

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They want Friday morning,
10:00 a.m.

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Okay, then, you know what?
Cancel that pitch

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for the electric saw thing
with the propeller, all right?

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I just want to focus on this.
Okay.

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Just this. My daughter's
birthday, canceled!

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You can go home. I'm gonna
be pretty late, okay.

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Okay, boss.

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Hello! Excuse me!
Unauthorized personnel!

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Oh! If it isn't our very own
Mr. Success Story.

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Come for one of your
nostalgia tours?

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I haven't seen you
for a few months.

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Yeah, I've been busy.
What's going on here?

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Progress, so they tell me.

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The future. Behold, Natural
History, version 2.0.

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<i>Welcome to The Museum of Natural
History, where history comes to life!</i>

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<i>Step up,</i>
<i>ask your question.</i>

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<i>Then let the next little boy
or girl have their turn.</i>

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Okay, where were you born?

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<i>Right here in New York
City, on Twentieth Street.</i>

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<i>October 27th,</i>
<i>the year of our Lord 1858.</i>

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Blah, blah, blah. History, history.
Learning, learning.

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Changing America,
one child at a time.

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That's great. So you're adding
some new interactive exhibits?

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No, Mr. Daley, not adding.
Replacing the old exhibits.

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Where are they going?

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Away.

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We're getting rid of all this junk.
The dioramas, the waxworks,

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even some of the
shabbier animals,

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like this
scrawny little monkey.

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You should be careful.
He's a capuchin.

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It's a monkey.

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He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin.
He's not just a monkey.

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"Monkey", then. I said "monkey".
Why be specific?

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When you're throwing away a monkey,
you don't need the Latin name.

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Are you throwing him away
or are you moving him?

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What are you,
the Primate Garbage Police?

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Let it go, baby.

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- Whose idea was this?
- Me, of course.

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I'm in charge.
Me and the board.

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Mainly the board.

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Anyway, why do you care?

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No, it's just that
people love this stuff.

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People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?"

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You should know that.
You left.

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My situation changed.
My business took off...

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Yeah, you became a success.
So would I, if I was a night guard.

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So where are
these guys going?

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Deep storage.
Federal Archives.

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- Where's that?
- Washington, D.C.

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The Smithsonian.

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There's got to be something
that we can do.

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It's done! They leave tomorrow morning.
It's over.

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Hey.

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Hey, buddy,
how you doing? Huh?

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How you doing
with all this?

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Oh. You want
what's in here? Huh?

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You think I got
something for you?

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You think I got
a little rope? Huh?

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Think you're stronger
than me, huh? Whoa!

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Is that all you got, huh?

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Lawrence!
Good to see you, lad!

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Yeah, you too, Teddy.

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The Guardian of Brooklyn
has returned!

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Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me
what's going on around here.

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- I had no idea.
- Indeed.

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A lot has transpired, Lawrence,
since your last visit.

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One would say that...

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- Just...
- Cricket.

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Hey, Bocephus!
Little help over here!

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Hey.

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Hey, fellas.
How you doing?

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Well, lookee here.

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If it ain't
Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself,

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come back just in time
to see us off!

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Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't
even know how this happened.

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Yeah. Yeah, real mystery
how this happened.

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Maybe the answer's on that magic
buzzing box there in your hand!

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You weren't here, Gigantor!
That's how it happened!

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Ain't no mystery!

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The fact is, Larry, there's no
one else here to speak on our behalf

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during business hours.

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None, none, dum-dum.

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Hey, guys! It's okay!

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I'll call the board in the morning,
all right? I got some pull now.

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I'll handle this.
We're gonna be okay here.

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"We"? Did you hear that?
You hear Daydream Johnny?

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There ain't been a "we" ever since you
put us on the "pay no mind" list.

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And that's a cold place
to be, boy.

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Larry, what's done is done.

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Even the glory of Rome
had to come to an end.

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Would you please not look dramatically
off into the middle distance

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when you say that?
It makes me feel worse.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Where are you looking? Where are
you looking? I'm over here.

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Just a bit of wall.

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Look, guys,
maybe it won't be so bad.

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Yes, you make
a good point.

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But this is the Smithsonian
we're talking about here.

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Dexter, you don't know that.

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You're missing the point, Gigantor!
They're shipping us out!

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Larry, I know you're trying
to make us feel better.

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I can see that you're
genuinely slightly bothered,

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but it's never
going to be the same.

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All of us here, together,
in this place.

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It ain't never
gonna be home, boy.

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Jedediah, please! Lawrence, these
are emotional times for all of us.

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But it is our last night
as a family,

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and I don't want to see it
squandered in self-pity.

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So who will join me for one final
stroll through these hallowed halls?

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- Do you want to go for a walk?
- No.

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I'm just gonna squander
it in self-pity.

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My dear, shall we?

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Safe journey, my love.

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Hey, Dexter,
want some help there?

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Hey, come on, man. No
hard feelings, all right?

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It's gonna be fine.

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It's almost dawn, Lawrence.

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Yeah. So, where's
your crate, Teddy?

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I won't be making
this journey, Lawrence.

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It seems myself, Rexy, and a
few of the signature exhibits

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will be staying here
for now.

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Without the tablet?

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In truth, Lawrence,

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Ahkmenrah's tablet will be
remaining here with him.

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What?

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They're going without
the tablet, my friend.

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I'm afraid this night
is their last.

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You didn't tell them.

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Sometimes it's more noble to tell a
small lie than deliver a painful truth.

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Are you gonna be okay?

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I shall do my best.

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And who knows?

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Sometimes the greatest change brings
about even greater opportunity.

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Look at you, Lawrence.

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You left this place and created
quite a life for yourself.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I should hope you'd do
more than guess, my friend.

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You're a captain of industry.
The world at your fingertips.

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It seems to me you have
everything you wanted.

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Yeah, no, I know.

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No, you don't.
If I may, lad,

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allow me to offer you
one piece of advice.

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The key to happiness,
to true happiness, is...

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Hang on one sec.
I just gotta...

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I got this Japanese deal.

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No, okay, I'm turning this off.
I'm sorry.

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The key to happiness?

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I'll see you, Teddy.

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So they're gone? There's
nothing you can do?

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I wish there was, man. I'm
telling you, I tried everything.

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I talked to McPhee,
I called the board,

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but they shipped them out
this morning.

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This is a lot of food, Dad.

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Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by.
I thought I told you.

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We just have to go over a
couple of little work things.

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So you're working tonight.

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I used to work
every night, remember?

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That was when you had the
coolest job in the world.

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Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay for
your <i>Guitar God VI</i> or whatever.

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Hello?

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<i>Gigantor!</i>
<i>It's me, Jedediah!</i>

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<i>- Hold! Hold!</i>
- Jed?

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<i>Never surrender!</i>

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Jed, what are you...
How did you dial the phone?

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Long story! That brazen little
monkey stole the tablet,

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and now we're in
a world of hurt, boy!

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- What's going on?
- Kahmunrah!

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- Kahmunrah?
- Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!

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- And trust me, not a friendly!
- Never!

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I repeat,
not a friendly!

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- Is that Attila, Jed?
<i>- I don't know how much longer</i>

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- <i>we can fight them off! No!</i>
- Jed? Are you okay?

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- <i>Let go of me! Help!</i>
- Hey, Jed.

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- <i>Let go! No, you let go of me! Help!</i>
- Jed?

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What was that about?

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I don't know.

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Here, come on. Gonna drop
you off at your mom's.

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What's going on, Dad?

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I'm gonna go find out.

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Okay, buddy, McPhee said the Federal
Archives are in the Smithsonian.

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Where exactly am I going?

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That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian
is actually 19 different museums.

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They're laid out
around the National Mall,

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from the Capitol
to the Lincoln Memorial.

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They got everything there. There's
actually some really cool stuff.

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Nicky, please focus. Which
museum are the Archives in?

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Not in, under. It looks like it runs
underneath the entire Smithsonian.

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So if Ahkmenrah's tablet
is down there...

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The biggest museum in the
world is coming alive.

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<i>What is exactly</i>
<i>is your plan here, Dad?</i>

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Don't worry about it.

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You have no plan,
do you?

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Now, Nicholas, I have a very
good, highly thought-out plan.

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You have no plan.

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Yes, I have no plan.

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I'll call you
when I'm in.

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Here you go. Thanks.

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Welcome to the biggest
museum in the world.

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I know, right?
It's a trip.

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How about these planes dangling from
the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.

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Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how
to get to the Federal Archives?

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Of course. Just be a historical document
worthy of storing for all eternity.

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I'm kidding.
He's not a document.

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I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are
underground, and they're a secure area.

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Really? Like, totally secure?
Okay, thank you.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>the museum will be</i>
<i>closing in one hour.</i>

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Kahmunrah.

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Hey!
What are you doing?

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No touching.

00:20:11.919 --> 00:20:13.044
No, I wasn't
gonna touch it.

00:20:13.129 --> 00:20:15.130
You're moving in
with some I.T.T., bro.

00:20:15.256 --> 00:20:17.382
I.T.T.? That's "Intent
to Touch" ', homey.

00:20:18.217 --> 00:20:19.551
No, I wasn't. You're not
allowed to go over the...

00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:20.716
What, are you
gonna kiss it?

00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:22.012
All right, sorry.

00:20:22.096 --> 00:20:24.306
Put your hand on it and touch it.
'Cause I stand there

00:20:24.390 --> 00:20:27.058
and I wait all day for a little
girl like you to come in

00:20:27.143 --> 00:20:30.228
and put her precious nail-polished
nails all over the exhibits.

00:20:30.313 --> 00:20:33.153
Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought
we lived in a free country, so...

00:20:33.232 --> 00:20:34.316
- No, we don't.
- No?

00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:36.735
It's the United States of Don't Touch
That Thing Right in Front of You.

00:20:36.819 --> 00:20:38.486
I just want to... I'm allowed
to look at it here, okay?

00:20:38.571 --> 00:20:39.932
See what happens
when you touch it!

00:20:39.947 --> 00:20:42.365
So you're threatening me?
You're threatening me, Brandon?

00:20:42.450 --> 00:20:44.326
- It's "Brundon."
- Excuse me?

00:20:44.452 --> 00:20:45.911
- "Brundon"!
- "Brundon"?

00:20:46.245 --> 00:20:47.662
- "Brundon."
- "Brundon."

00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:50.415
What, did they run out of U's
on your nameplate maker?

00:20:50.499 --> 00:20:51.833
I don't know,
did they run out of jokes

00:20:51.959 --> 00:20:53.800
at the interesting-joke
store that you shop at?

00:20:53.836 --> 00:20:56.087
Sorry, it looks like
"Brandon", but...

00:20:56.172 --> 00:20:58.131
I'm not here to be your speech therapist.
It's "Brundon"!

00:20:58.257 --> 00:20:59.841
- "Brundon." Okay...
- You never heard of the name before?

00:20:59.967 --> 00:21:01.259
"Brundon"? No.

00:21:01.344 --> 00:21:04.596
Look up most popular baby names in 1984.
"Brundon."

00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:07.349
Okay. Are you threatening
me, Brundon?

00:21:07.975 --> 00:21:09.768
I don't know,
Princess Jasmine. Am I?

00:21:10.478 --> 00:21:12.270
Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt.
Yeah.

00:21:12.355 --> 00:21:13.688
Wonderful piece
of hardware, huh?

00:21:13.773 --> 00:21:15.440
- That's their title, Lunabeam Nine.
- Great.

00:21:15.524 --> 00:21:18.026
I prefer the Maglite LED
myself, but that's just me.

00:21:18.110 --> 00:21:20.028
- Do me a huge favor.
- What?

00:21:20.112 --> 00:21:21.613
Shove your hands
into your pockets,

00:21:21.697 --> 00:21:24.115
put your attitude
way down,

00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:25.992
and, also,
be nice to people.

00:21:26.827 --> 00:21:28.620
Great. But could I just
ask you one thing?

00:21:28.704 --> 00:21:30.455
- Yeah.
- Okay, so just to be clear,

00:21:30.539 --> 00:21:31.790
so, I can't do this, right?

00:21:31.874 --> 00:21:33.708
Okay, that's
actually crazy.

00:21:33.834 --> 00:21:35.502
Did you just make a decision
to possibly end your life

00:21:35.586 --> 00:21:36.628
earlier than
you were expecting?

00:21:36.712 --> 00:21:38.004
I'm gonna hit you
with the flashlight.

00:21:38.047 --> 00:21:40.167
- Now you are threatening me.
- Okay. Do not touch it!

00:21:40.174 --> 00:21:41.716
- Don't touch me.
- Do not touch it!

00:21:41.842 --> 00:21:43.134
- Do not touch it!
- Don't touch me!

00:21:43.219 --> 00:21:44.469
I'll touch you with
my flashlight all day.

00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:46.137
No, your flashlight
is meant to illuminate.

00:21:46.222 --> 00:21:48.723
I will literally
rent a camper,

00:21:48.808 --> 00:21:51.368
and we will drive across America
with my flashlight on your chest.

00:21:51.394 --> 00:21:53.311
- Don't do that.
- Don't do what?

00:21:53.646 --> 00:21:55.063
Want to see what happens
when I do it one more time?

00:21:55.147 --> 00:21:57.067
- Let's see what happens.
- Watch you do nothing.

00:21:57.191 --> 00:21:58.984
Let's watch you do
nothing when I do this.

00:22:00.486 --> 00:22:02.153
Seriously, Brandon...

00:22:02.238 --> 00:22:04.406
- Brundon.
- Brundon,

00:22:04.532 --> 00:22:06.241
you do not know
who you're dealing with.

00:22:06.367 --> 00:22:08.827
You think you know what it
means to be a guard, huh?

00:22:08.911 --> 00:22:11.079
Trust me, you don't know
the meaning of the word.

00:22:11.914 --> 00:22:14.207
I have seen things
that you could not imagine.

00:22:14.834 --> 00:22:15.834
Like what kind of stuff?

00:22:15.918 --> 00:22:17.043
I'm not gonna tell you.

00:22:17.169 --> 00:22:18.920
- But you're gonna drop the flashlight...
- The way you said it,

00:22:19.005 --> 00:22:20.839
it sounded like you were
gonna say something cool.

00:22:20.923 --> 00:22:22.924
Yeah, well, you don't
get to hear it.

00:22:23.050 --> 00:22:24.551
Drop the flashlight.

00:22:33.269 --> 00:22:34.686
We cool?

00:22:35.938 --> 00:22:37.272
That's actually pretty
cool, what you just did.

00:22:37.398 --> 00:22:38.690
Thank you.

00:22:38.774 --> 00:22:40.608
No hard feelings?

00:22:40.693 --> 00:22:43.361
- All right? Sorry.
- Okay.

00:22:43.446 --> 00:22:45.526
- I'm sorry.
- No, It's my fault. I shouldn't have...

00:22:45.573 --> 00:22:47.615
No. It takes two opposing forces
to cause friction, and...

00:22:47.700 --> 00:22:49.340
And you're just doing
your job, all right.

00:22:49.869 --> 00:22:51.536
Take it easy, man.

00:22:51.620 --> 00:22:52.746
Yeah!

00:22:53.789 --> 00:22:55.123
That guy's great.

00:23:40.836 --> 00:23:41.878
Okay, buddy, I'm in.

00:23:41.962 --> 00:23:43.046
Great. Where are you?

00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:45.673
<i>The northeast corridor
of the Castle, just off the Commons.</i>

00:23:45.966 --> 00:23:47.725
I need you to talk
me to the Archives.

00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:48.200
<i>Okay.</i>

00:23:48.344 --> 00:23:49.928
At the end of the hall,
turn right,

00:23:50.012 --> 00:23:52.173
and there should be a stairwell
coming up on your left.

00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:55.016
- Got it.
- Now, it's kind of a maze down there.

00:23:55.142 --> 00:23:57.852
Those underground tunnels connect
a bunch of different buildings.

00:23:57.937 --> 00:23:59.521
- <i>It could get complicated.</i>
- We'd better hurry,

00:23:59.605 --> 00:24:01.523
we only got 28 minutes
till sundown.

00:24:01.607 --> 00:24:03.608
<i>When you get down to B level, you
want to take another left...</i>

00:24:04.819 --> 00:24:06.611
Nick? Hello? Nick?

00:24:06.695 --> 00:24:07.946
<i>Dad! Can you hear...</i>

00:24:08.030 --> 00:24:09.447
Nick, you're... Nick!

00:24:35.391 --> 00:24:38.726
<i>ID, Brundon.</i>

00:24:38.811 --> 00:24:40.395
Hey.

00:24:40.563 --> 00:24:41.729
<i>Later, dude.</i>

00:24:41.814 --> 00:24:43.022
All right. Yeah.

00:24:52.408 --> 00:24:55.326
All right.
Where are you guys?

00:26:27.628 --> 00:26:29.462
Oh, my God.

00:27:02.705 --> 00:27:05.540
You little troublemaker.
I'm gonna deal with you later.

00:27:44.913 --> 00:27:47.123
No. No! No, no, no!

00:28:05.726 --> 00:28:07.435
No, English.
English, perhaps.

00:28:08.937 --> 00:28:10.313
I'm sorry,
who are you?

00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:16.277
I am Kahmunrah, the great
king of the great kings,

00:28:16.403 --> 00:28:19.739
and from the darkest depths
of ancient history,

00:28:19.823 --> 00:28:23.743
I have come back to life!

00:28:24.828 --> 00:28:26.120
Uh-huh.

00:28:27.623 --> 00:28:30.708
Perhaps you did not hear
what I just said.

00:28:30.793 --> 00:28:36.255
I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh.
I was dead,

00:28:36.340 --> 00:28:40.802
but now I have
come back to life!

00:28:41.512 --> 00:28:44.472
Yeah, no. I heard that.
I got that. Welcome back.

00:28:47.976 --> 00:28:49.769
Who are you?

00:28:49.853 --> 00:28:52.980
Larry Daley.
Daley Devices?

00:28:53.107 --> 00:28:57.193
It's up in New York. It's funny,
I know your brother, Ahkmenrah.

00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:58.486
- Do you?
- Yeah.

00:28:58.570 --> 00:29:02.407
He knows baby brother.
The favorite son.

00:29:02.491 --> 00:29:03.491
Yeah, good kid.

00:29:03.575 --> 00:29:04.992
Isn't he just?

00:29:05.327 --> 00:29:08.121
You know, Mother and Father always
gave him the best of everything,

00:29:08.205 --> 00:29:11.457
and I do mean everything.
They even gave him the throne.

00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.335
The throne which
was rightfully mine!

00:29:15.170 --> 00:29:16.212
He never mentioned that.

00:29:16.296 --> 00:29:17.755
I'll just bet he didn't.

00:29:17.840 --> 00:29:20.967
Well, now begins
the era of Kahmunrah,

00:29:21.051 --> 00:29:24.220
because I have
come back to...

00:29:24.346 --> 00:29:26.180
Never mind,
just hand me the tablet.

00:29:26.306 --> 00:29:28.507
Don't give it to him, Gigantor!
Keep him away!

00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:31.060
Silence!
Silence in there, please!

00:29:31.854 --> 00:29:33.187
Don't make me
come in there!

00:29:33.272 --> 00:29:35.314
No!
I won't be muzzled!

00:29:35.524 --> 00:29:38.609
Look, that tablet
is more powerful

00:29:38.694 --> 00:29:43.197
than you, Larry Daley of Daley
Devices, can possibly imagine.

00:29:43.407 --> 00:29:47.326
Bringing things back to life
is just a parlor trick.

00:29:47.411 --> 00:29:50.621
With it, I shall unlock
the Gate to the Underworld

00:29:50.706 --> 00:29:54.333
and bring forth my army
from the Land of the Dead.

00:29:54.418 --> 00:29:57.378
So, if it's not
too much trouble...

00:30:00.340 --> 00:30:02.258
...hand it over.

00:30:05.053 --> 00:30:06.387
Okay, here you go.

00:30:07.890 --> 00:30:09.515
Wise decision.

00:30:12.728 --> 00:30:15.396
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought
you wanted the Cube, but...

00:30:19.067 --> 00:30:20.568
The Cube?

00:30:21.778 --> 00:30:24.655
The Cube of Rubik.

00:30:27.451 --> 00:30:33.122
All right, what is this
Cube of Rubik, then?

00:30:33.248 --> 00:30:38.169
The Cube. You know, the one that
turns all who oppose you to dust?

00:30:38.754 --> 00:30:41.172
That one?
Whatever. I thought...

00:30:41.256 --> 00:30:43.336
It was my bad, 'cause...
You know what? By the way,

00:30:43.342 --> 00:30:44.967
your brother didn't want
to mess with it, either.

00:30:45.093 --> 00:30:46.385
Yeah, he wanted to
play it safe, too.

00:30:46.470 --> 00:30:49.514
Just, you sort of struck me as a
next-level sort of guy, so I was...

00:30:51.642 --> 00:30:53.976
I am not my brother, Larry.

00:30:54.603 --> 00:30:58.564
I will kill you and your friends
in the blink of an eye.

00:31:00.943 --> 00:31:04.278
Now take me
to this Cube of Rubik.

00:31:06.782 --> 00:31:08.658
Here it is.
Open it.

00:31:38.146 --> 00:31:40.147
Come back here! Come back
here with my tablet!

00:31:40.232 --> 00:31:41.816
I still have
your friends!

00:31:59.334 --> 00:32:00.459
Whoa!

00:32:20.772 --> 00:32:22.773
- Take the wheel!
- What?

00:32:22.858 --> 00:32:26.360
I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're
in it now! I love it! I love it!

00:32:26.862 --> 00:32:28.487
Just keep her straight,
I'll handle the rest.

00:32:28.572 --> 00:32:30.615
Now, charge!

00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:38.748
Okay, so what's
the plan here?

00:32:38.832 --> 00:32:41.542
We're Americans!
We don't plan, we do!

00:32:41.627 --> 00:32:43.377
Now hold on!

00:32:53.722 --> 00:32:58.351
See that? Act first, think later!
Works every time!

00:32:58.435 --> 00:32:59.810
You're in good hands!

00:32:59.936 --> 00:33:03.648
General George A. Custer of the
Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,

00:33:03.732 --> 00:33:05.358
at your service.

00:33:09.571 --> 00:33:12.114
I'm good, I'm good!
Fly, you fool!

00:33:22.584 --> 00:33:23.959
What's the rumpus, ace?

00:33:24.086 --> 00:33:25.378
Look, lady, could you
get out of the way?

00:33:25.462 --> 00:33:28.089
Lady? Who are you calling lady?
The name is Amelia.

00:33:34.596 --> 00:33:37.139
Amelia Earhart! Perhaps
you've heard of me?

00:33:37.265 --> 00:33:40.017
Oh, right. You're a
famous pilot or whatever.

00:33:40.102 --> 00:33:42.812
Pilot? I was the first
woman to fly the Atlantic!

00:33:42.938 --> 00:33:44.522
First woman to receive
the Flying Cross,

00:33:44.606 --> 00:33:47.608
first woman to fly across the
48 states in a gyroprop.

00:33:47.693 --> 00:33:50.528
Now if you'd wipe that perhaps-permanent
look of alarm off your kisser,

00:33:50.612 --> 00:33:54.824
I was wondering if you might be so
kind as to tell me exactly where I am.

00:33:54.908 --> 00:33:57.284
You're in a museum.
Or, actually, under it.

00:33:57.369 --> 00:34:00.162
And I'm in kind of a dangerous
situation right now,

00:34:00.247 --> 00:34:02.707
so you might not want
to be anywhere near me.

00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:07.169
- Wow, you're fast.
- What's your name, flyboy?

00:34:07.879 --> 00:34:10.005
My name is Larry Daley.

00:34:10.507 --> 00:34:12.967
Well, Larry Daley, in case
you weren't listening,

00:34:13.051 --> 00:34:15.177
I'm not one to
shy away from danger.

00:34:15.804 --> 00:34:18.681
How about spears? Are you one
to shy away from spears?

00:34:20.392 --> 00:34:23.894
Let's ankle, skipper! Now
we're gonna have some fun.

00:34:27.482 --> 00:34:31.652
Ninety-eight,
ninety-nine, bingo!

00:34:33.947 --> 00:34:35.531
Like a Golden Fleece.

00:34:36.450 --> 00:34:40.035
All right, troops, when
your enemies captured me,

00:34:40.120 --> 00:34:42.288
they made themselves
my enemies as well.

00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:45.750
Big mistake.
Big mistake.

00:34:48.420 --> 00:34:50.546
All right,
here's the plan.

00:34:51.381 --> 00:34:55.050
On the third bugle blast, I shall
loudly announce, "Attack!"

00:34:58.180 --> 00:35:03.476
At which point, we will
all jump out of this box

00:35:05.187 --> 00:35:06.771
and attack.

00:35:12.027 --> 00:35:13.194
Boom.

00:35:13.361 --> 00:35:17.239
Mind bomb.
What do you think?

00:35:19.743 --> 00:35:22.244
You, Sacaja...

00:35:22.329 --> 00:35:23.537
That is not my name.

00:35:23.622 --> 00:35:25.664
- Sacajamea.
- No.

00:35:25.749 --> 00:35:28.000
- Sack-in-a-box.
- No.

00:35:28.084 --> 00:35:29.168
Cinco de Mayo.

00:35:29.252 --> 00:35:30.836
I know you are
a famous general...

00:35:30.921 --> 00:35:31.962
That's all right,
that's all right.

00:35:32.047 --> 00:35:33.255
I'm a person,
just like you.

00:35:33.924 --> 00:35:36.509
But won't yelling,
"Attack!" alert the enemy

00:35:36.593 --> 00:35:38.093
that we are
about to attack?

00:35:38.595 --> 00:35:39.929
What?

00:35:44.810 --> 00:35:46.227
Uh...

00:35:48.438 --> 00:35:50.356
Yeah, I guess so.

00:35:56.363 --> 00:35:58.197
You're quite the popular fellow,
Mr. Daley.

00:35:58.281 --> 00:35:59.782
Why don't you
just skedaddle?

00:35:59.866 --> 00:36:01.826
I can't skedaddle. My friends
are being held down there.

00:36:01.910 --> 00:36:04.620
I got to go get them.
I got to find another way down.

00:36:09.292 --> 00:36:10.417
Wow.

00:36:15.715 --> 00:36:17.174
This is new.

00:36:23.515 --> 00:36:26.559
Hey, it's all right.
I don't want to hurt you.

00:36:29.312 --> 00:36:31.352
I don't think it's you they're
afraid of, Mr. Daley.

00:36:38.154 --> 00:36:40.072
Trade you. Thanks.

00:36:40.657 --> 00:36:43.993
Back off!
Just back off!

00:36:45.203 --> 00:36:46.829
I will fork you!

00:36:47.163 --> 00:36:48.664
How about you, huh?

00:36:51.501 --> 00:36:53.210
Never send a boy
to do a woman's job.

00:36:53.295 --> 00:36:56.005
I spent two weeks spear-hunting
with a tribe in Micronesia.

00:36:57.924 --> 00:36:59.967
The Micronesians had
much slower reflexes.

00:37:03.680 --> 00:37:04.972
Come on!

00:37:09.644 --> 00:37:14.356
It's over! It's over!
It's all over!

00:37:17.944 --> 00:37:20.654
Well, this is one
humdinger of a hootenanny.

00:37:27.287 --> 00:37:29.163
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me.

00:37:30.916 --> 00:37:33.208
Wow, four bars in 1945.

00:37:33.293 --> 00:37:34.835
- Hello?
- <i>Dad, finally!</i>

00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:36.761
I've been studying these
plans to the Archives.

00:37:36.838 --> 00:37:38.213
Looks like once you get
down the stairwell...

00:37:38.298 --> 00:37:40.257
Oh, I'm way past
the stairwell, Nicky.

00:37:40.342 --> 00:37:42.468
- So you found everyone?
- Sort of.

00:37:42.552 --> 00:37:44.472
What is that flibberty-widget
you are talking to?

00:37:44.512 --> 00:37:46.472
- Who's that?
- It's Amelia Earhart.

00:37:46.556 --> 00:37:48.223
You found Amelia Earhart?

00:37:48.308 --> 00:37:49.475
I... Hey!

00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:51.435
Wait a minute!

00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:53.437
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
what's your hurry?

00:37:53.521 --> 00:37:54.980
Didn't you hear?
The war's over!

00:37:55.065 --> 00:37:56.732
Sorry. These guys
are chasing me.

00:37:56.816 --> 00:37:59.652
What? What am I looking at,
Mardi Gras?

00:37:59.736 --> 00:38:01.236
What unit are you from?

00:38:01.321 --> 00:38:03.072
I'm from Brooklyn.

00:38:03.156 --> 00:38:07.451
What? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush!
Hey, fellas!

00:38:07.577 --> 00:38:09.745
These so-and-so's are trying
to rough up my pal here

00:38:09.829 --> 00:38:11.163
just 'cause
he's from Brooklyn!

00:38:11.247 --> 00:38:12.998
- Thank you!
- You got it! Fight!

00:38:15.418 --> 00:38:18.420
Hey, mister!
You forgot your...

00:38:20.382 --> 00:38:21.715
What the heck
is this thing?

00:38:30.934 --> 00:38:33.560
Excuse me.
Mind if I get in here?

00:38:38.108 --> 00:38:40.025
Any time you're done,
Mr. Daley.

00:38:41.236 --> 00:38:42.945
- Call me!
- Thank you for that.

00:38:43.029 --> 00:38:45.349
So you're quite the smooth
operator, aren't you, Mr. Daley?

00:38:45.573 --> 00:38:46.949
Quick!

00:38:54.624 --> 00:38:56.709
- That actually worked.
- What's next?

00:38:56.793 --> 00:38:59.253
Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind
of in the middle of something here

00:38:59.337 --> 00:39:00.838
that's not
really your fight.

00:39:00.922 --> 00:39:02.631
It's because I'm a
woman, isn't it?

00:39:02.841 --> 00:39:06.427
No, it's because I've got this ancient
raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy

00:39:06.511 --> 00:39:09.555
who's willing to kill me and probably
anyone near me to get this tablet

00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:10.889
so he can rule the world.

00:39:10.974 --> 00:39:13.017
So it is because
I'm a woman!

00:39:13.101 --> 00:39:14.462
- Look, I...
- No, you look, Mr. Daley!

00:39:14.477 --> 00:39:16.854
If it weren't for me, you'd still be
lost in that monochromatic mayhem!

00:39:16.980 --> 00:39:19.356
- Lost in what?
- Black and white photo, you boob!

00:39:19.441 --> 00:39:21.608
Now listen, and listen good.
I can help you.

00:39:21.693 --> 00:39:24.695
I want to help you, and not because
I like you, which so far I don't,

00:39:24.779 --> 00:39:28.365
but because I smell adventure,
and, damn it, I want in.

00:39:30.493 --> 00:39:32.953
Okay. Don't blame me if
something happens to you.

00:39:33.621 --> 00:39:34.997
I should be so lucky.

00:39:35.915 --> 00:39:40.586
I am Kahmunrah.
I am half god,

00:39:40.962 --> 00:39:43.839
once removed
on my mother's side,

00:39:43.923 --> 00:39:48.469
rightful ruler of Egypt,
future ruler of...

00:39:49.471 --> 00:39:51.013
Well, everything else.

00:39:51.139 --> 00:39:54.183
Now, I have
lost some men.

00:39:54.809 --> 00:39:59.855
So, I am in need of some new generals
to join me in my little plan

00:39:59.939 --> 00:40:01.940
of conquering this world.

00:40:02.525 --> 00:40:04.193
Ivan the Terrible.

00:40:06.029 --> 00:40:08.322
Napoleon Bonaparte.

00:40:08.406 --> 00:40:10.407
And young Al Capone.

00:40:10.492 --> 00:40:11.533
Yeah.

00:40:11.618 --> 00:40:13.911
Some of the most
despicable,

00:40:13.995 --> 00:40:17.414
most feared leaders
in all of history.

00:40:18.208 --> 00:40:19.583
Gentlemen,

00:40:20.376 --> 00:40:23.712
really, it's just fantastic
to meet you all.

00:40:23.797 --> 00:40:25.297
- And us, too.
- And me, you.

00:40:25.715 --> 00:40:27.216
All I ask
is your allegiance,

00:40:27.300 --> 00:40:30.677
and in return,
I offer you the world.

00:40:31.012 --> 00:40:33.180
Literally.
Are there any questions?

00:40:33.306 --> 00:40:36.183
Yeah, I got one. How come
you're wearing a dress?

00:40:36.476 --> 00:40:38.811
This is not a dress.
This is a tunic.

00:40:39.312 --> 00:40:42.314
It was the height of fashion
3,000 years ago, I assure you.

00:40:42.690 --> 00:40:44.108
Are there any
other questions?

00:40:44.192 --> 00:40:47.945
Da. This dress
you're wearing,

00:40:48.029 --> 00:40:50.280
do we have to wear
one of these, too?

00:40:51.699 --> 00:40:54.284
Were you not listening?
I just told Mr. Capone here

00:40:54.369 --> 00:40:56.036
that this is not a dress.

00:40:56.121 --> 00:40:59.790
It is, in fact, a tunic.
Very big difference.

00:41:00.667 --> 00:41:02.668
Are there any
other questions?

00:41:03.211 --> 00:41:05.629
Any questions
not about the dress?

00:41:06.381 --> 00:41:07.714
Tunic?

00:41:08.383 --> 00:41:10.384
All right, then.
Moonlight is wasting,

00:41:10.468 --> 00:41:11.677
and the time is short.

00:41:11.761 --> 00:41:12.970
Short?

00:41:13.054 --> 00:41:15.889
Why do you look at me
when you say "short"?

00:41:17.600 --> 00:41:19.351
Sorry. It slipped out.

00:41:21.729 --> 00:41:25.482
Da. If we are talking
about world domination,

00:41:25.567 --> 00:41:27.401
then of course,
I am interested.

00:41:27.569 --> 00:41:31.238
But first I want to clarify something
so you know what you are getting.

00:41:31.489 --> 00:41:34.908
People always say, "Ivan the
Terrible, he's so terrible."

00:41:35.034 --> 00:41:37.744
"I'm so scared of Ivan.
He's bad news."

00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:40.664
When in fact, the
correct translation is.

00:41:41.499 --> 00:41:43.584
"Ivan the Awesome."

00:41:44.711 --> 00:41:46.336
Ivan the Awesome?

00:41:47.422 --> 00:41:49.006
It's not really
as catchy, is it?

00:41:49.090 --> 00:41:51.925
I mean, "Ivan the Terrible",
that really pops.

00:41:52.218 --> 00:41:55.679
But I wasn't terrible. In fact,
I was quite an effective leader.

00:41:55.763 --> 00:41:59.433
Duly noted. Now, I'd like to
wrap up the old meet-and-greet

00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:01.852
by asking you gentlemen
a question.

00:42:01.936 --> 00:42:04.271
Are you with me?

00:42:04.689 --> 00:42:06.190
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- <i>Oui.</i>

00:42:06.441 --> 00:42:07.691
Da, but...

00:42:07.775 --> 00:42:11.028
Then bring Larry Daley
of Daley Devices

00:42:11.112 --> 00:42:14.072
and the Golden Tablet
of Ahkmenrah to me!

00:42:17.452 --> 00:42:19.703
We'll get you back
down to your chums, Mr. Daley.

00:42:19.787 --> 00:42:22.372
You won't get lost
following Amelia Earhart.

00:42:23.541 --> 00:42:24.958
Quick, get down.

00:42:28.421 --> 00:42:31.381
Well, well, Mr. Daley, I quite
like the way you're holding me.

00:42:32.050 --> 00:42:35.552
No. Sorry,
I wasn't trying to...

00:42:35.637 --> 00:42:37.638
Oh, please, stop beating
your gums, Mr. Daley.

00:42:37.722 --> 00:42:40.003
You haven't been able to take
your cheaters off my chassis

00:42:40.058 --> 00:42:41.642
since the moment we met.

00:42:41.768 --> 00:42:44.061
I literally didn't
understand one word of that.

00:42:48.733 --> 00:42:51.318
Is it just me or is
there music in the air?

00:42:51.402 --> 00:42:53.987
<i>♪ ...my baby, we can make it shine ♪</i>

00:42:54.155 --> 00:42:55.906
<i>♪ We can take forever.. ♪</i>

00:42:55.990 --> 00:42:58.825
You! Little flying
angel things! Quiet!

00:42:58.952 --> 00:43:01.495
They're cupids, Mr. Daley.
Gods of love.

00:43:01.579 --> 00:43:03.413
Great. Gods of love,
would you shut up?

00:43:03.498 --> 00:43:05.290
Please shut up.
We're trying to hide.

00:43:06.501 --> 00:43:09.211
<i>♪ Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah! ♪</i>

00:43:09.837 --> 00:43:12.381
No, don't change
the arrangement,

00:43:12.465 --> 00:43:14.841
it's not about the arrangement.
Quiet! Shh!

00:43:15.176 --> 00:43:16.510
<i>♪ Kick the chorus, y'all! ♪</i>

00:43:16.636 --> 00:43:18.262
<i>♪ More than a woman ♪</i>

00:43:18.596 --> 00:43:20.639
<i>♪ Yo, show me what you got, ♪
♪ night guard! ♪</i>

00:43:20.723 --> 00:43:22.057
All right, come on.
Let's go.

00:43:22.141 --> 00:43:24.768
<i>♪ More than a woman to me ♪</i>

00:43:25.687 --> 00:43:27.354
<i>♪ More than a woman ♪</i>

00:43:27.438 --> 00:43:29.773
<i>♪ She's more than a woman ♪</i>

00:43:35.363 --> 00:43:41.118
And so, the little tiny man who could
not be a smaller or shorter mouse

00:43:41.202 --> 00:43:43.203
runs into the claws
of the giant cat!

00:43:44.372 --> 00:43:46.748
Wow, you're really hung up
on the height, aren't you?

00:43:46.874 --> 00:43:48.754
- No, it's not about height, see...
- Yes, you are.

00:43:48.793 --> 00:43:50.873
You're saying I'm a little
mouse, you're a giant cat.

00:43:50.878 --> 00:43:52.546
I am the giant cat.

00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:53.880
No offense, I just...

00:43:54.007 --> 00:43:56.883
You're Napoleon. There's a
complex named after you.

00:43:57.010 --> 00:43:59.094
You're famous for being
little, and it's true. Look.

00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:01.763
Oh, you naive
American man-boy.

00:44:01.889 --> 00:44:04.725
Look. Neither of us are gonna
be jamming anytime soon, right?

00:44:04.851 --> 00:44:07.144
So it's not like we should...
It's not even an issue.

00:44:08.354 --> 00:44:09.813
It's not about height
or something else.

00:44:09.897 --> 00:44:11.732
It's a plan.
It's a brilliant plan.

00:44:11.816 --> 00:44:14.943
- So it was a plan.
- Snazzy maneuver, Emperor.

00:44:17.196 --> 00:44:18.655
<i>Merci, mademoiselle.</i>

00:44:18.740 --> 00:44:21.867
Now, if your boyfriend
would kindly come with me...

00:44:21.951 --> 00:44:23.368
I'm not her boyfriend.

00:44:25.371 --> 00:44:27.080
- Not her boyfriend.
- No.

00:44:27.373 --> 00:44:28.874
Just friends?

00:44:29.751 --> 00:44:30.834
Oh.

00:44:31.419 --> 00:44:33.378
Yeah, friends.

00:44:33.463 --> 00:44:35.547
- Acquaintances. Friends.
- Hmm. Oh.

00:44:37.967 --> 00:44:39.634
Were you guys, like,
friends in college

00:44:39.761 --> 00:44:42.179
and just afraid now to both
ruin your relationship

00:44:42.263 --> 00:44:44.639
by telling the other person that
you want to be more than friends,

00:44:44.766 --> 00:44:46.266
that you like-like
each other?

00:44:48.811 --> 00:44:51.938
One more time? I'm sorry.
I didn't catch the...

00:44:52.815 --> 00:44:54.441
Were you guys, like,
friends in college

00:44:54.567 --> 00:44:56.360
and now both afraid to
ruin your relationship

00:44:56.444 --> 00:44:59.196
by telling the other person that
you want to be more than friends,

00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.323
that you like-like
each other?

00:45:02.116 --> 00:45:03.158
Oh...

00:45:04.077 --> 00:45:05.827
- No.
- No?

00:45:05.953 --> 00:45:07.788
I just love the nitty-gritty
of relationships.

00:45:07.872 --> 00:45:09.039
All us French do.

00:45:09.123 --> 00:45:10.665
- Great.
- <i>Yes. Amour!</i>

00:45:10.792 --> 00:45:12.000
- Now.
- Yeah?

00:45:12.126 --> 00:45:14.419
- This way, or you die.
- Yes.

00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:19.883
Wait, I'm coming with you!

00:45:19.967 --> 00:45:22.135
No! Our fight
is not with you.

00:45:25.973 --> 00:45:29.476
...so you gotta bet a second time.
All right. Okay.

00:45:29.936 --> 00:45:33.605
My hair is currency
in certain parts of Europe.

00:45:34.148 --> 00:45:37.192
It's true. Currency,
like gold or paper money.

00:45:37.860 --> 00:45:40.195
The Duomo was purchased
with just one locket.

00:45:40.321 --> 00:45:41.655
Listen up, kemosabe.

00:45:41.781 --> 00:45:45.575
This rodeo clown wouldn't know
a flapjack from a flyswatter.

00:45:45.660 --> 00:45:47.953
Now, Gigantor's out there
risking his hide for us.

00:45:48.037 --> 00:45:49.996
The least we can do
is give him some help.

00:45:50.123 --> 00:45:51.498
Some big help.

00:45:51.582 --> 00:45:54.793
But we can't very well do that if
we're stuck in here, now, can we?

00:45:55.837 --> 00:45:57.212
We need to escape.

00:45:58.339 --> 00:45:59.464
What's a flapjack?

00:45:59.549 --> 00:46:01.967
It's like a biscuit
or a scone.

00:46:02.051 --> 00:46:03.593
Chest bump?

00:46:03.678 --> 00:46:04.970
Yeah.

00:46:05.513 --> 00:46:07.305
Then deadly. Watch.

00:46:07.682 --> 00:46:10.392
Guard your cards, okay?
Now you bet.

00:46:10.977 --> 00:46:13.061
Okay, now you got to
throw some cards down.

00:46:15.523 --> 00:46:17.399
- Ready?
- Ready.

00:46:17.733 --> 00:46:19.609
Say something.
Say anything.

00:46:19.694 --> 00:46:21.695
This is no fun.
You're supposed to...

00:46:23.906 --> 00:46:26.283
- Hey! What are you two doing out here?
- Octavius, go!

00:46:26.367 --> 00:46:27.826
You, make a run for it,
I'll hold them off!

00:46:27.910 --> 00:46:29.494
I will not leave you!

00:46:29.579 --> 00:46:32.873
Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama!
Now, get! Go!

00:46:33.332 --> 00:46:34.791
Old Jedediah
will be fine.

00:46:34.876 --> 00:46:36.356
Now, you're in real trouble.

00:46:40.882 --> 00:46:43.550
Why, these aren't
real rubies at all.

00:46:44.260 --> 00:46:45.802
Ruby slippers indeed.

00:46:47.013 --> 00:46:50.682
But, whoever you are,
Archie Bunker,

00:46:50.766 --> 00:46:54.019
you had one
comfortable throne.

00:46:55.021 --> 00:46:56.313
Hey, boss.

00:46:56.397 --> 00:46:59.649
Caught this one trying to escape
through a rust hole in the crate.

00:46:59.734 --> 00:47:01.568
One of his little
friends got away.

00:47:01.694 --> 00:47:05.197
Oh, please. What damage
could they possibly do?

00:47:05.281 --> 00:47:09.201
Why, they're no bigger than a little
grain of couscous. Aren't you?

00:47:09.285 --> 00:47:11.536
You know, two words come to
mind when I hear you talk.

00:47:11.913 --> 00:47:14.080
"Delusional"
and "weirdo".

00:47:14.624 --> 00:47:18.001
And if I had to say a third, "goofy".
Just goofy.

00:47:18.503 --> 00:47:22.005
Now you let old Jedediah out of
here or he's gonna get angry.

00:47:22.423 --> 00:47:24.007
Well played, Jedediah!

00:47:24.091 --> 00:47:27.802
I'm sorry, I can't take
you seriously. You're just adorable,

00:47:28.304 --> 00:47:30.514
even when you're threatening me.
It's hilarious.

00:47:30.598 --> 00:47:34.726
Is it just me, or are these
guys unbelievably cute?

00:47:34.810 --> 00:47:35.936
Now hold it a second, now.

00:47:36.020 --> 00:47:38.730
Now, you have a right to keep me
as your captive, torture me, even,

00:47:38.814 --> 00:47:41.233
but don't call me cute!
I ain't cute!

00:47:41.317 --> 00:47:46.363
Steady, my friend! Just stay alive!
I will find you!

00:47:51.452 --> 00:47:53.620
Gigantor. No!

00:47:54.288 --> 00:47:58.500
Hello, Mr. Daley.
Nice to see you again.

00:47:59.961 --> 00:48:03.713
Now, if you don't mind,
I shall take that from you.

00:48:04.298 --> 00:48:05.674
Thank you.

00:48:06.801 --> 00:48:11.304
Finally. Finally!
After 3,000 years,

00:48:12.807 --> 00:48:15.100
my evil army
of the damned,

00:48:15.184 --> 00:48:18.478
my beautiful,
beautiful army,

00:48:18.563 --> 00:48:23.316
shall be unleashed!

00:48:29.991 --> 00:48:32.784
I'm afraid that.

00:48:32.868 --> 00:48:37.497
Mother and Father may have slightly
changed the combination on me.

00:48:37.999 --> 00:48:40.959
Wow, I guess this whole
unleashing-the-underworld thing

00:48:41.043 --> 00:48:43.295
isn't really working
out for you, huh?

00:48:43.379 --> 00:48:44.546
It must be really
frustrating,

00:48:44.630 --> 00:48:46.590
'cause you've waited
thousands of years

00:48:46.674 --> 00:48:48.466
to come back from the
dead and everything,

00:48:48.551 --> 00:48:51.928
and now you can't
get it open.

00:48:52.680 --> 00:48:55.890
Fear not, for I shall wait
a thousand more if I must.

00:48:56.017 --> 00:49:00.061
Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be
standing here in a frustrated position,

00:49:00.187 --> 00:49:03.773
frozen, and I'll walk out of here
with my buddies and that'll be that.

00:49:03.858 --> 00:49:05.025
So, I got all night.

00:49:05.568 --> 00:49:08.695
Really? All night? Well!

00:49:09.196 --> 00:49:10.697
He doesn't.

00:49:19.915 --> 00:49:21.916
Open that cage.

00:49:22.043 --> 00:49:23.209
What are you doing?

00:49:23.294 --> 00:49:25.086
No touching!
No touching!

00:49:25.212 --> 00:49:26.630
Don't you manhandle me!

00:49:27.048 --> 00:49:29.674
- Look, he's having a little tantrum.
- Jed?

00:49:29.759 --> 00:49:31.885
Uh-uh! Don't you squirm!

00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:34.054
Don't squirm.
It'll only be worse for you.

00:49:34.305 --> 00:49:36.514
- Put him down!
- Don't be afraid.

00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:38.224
I shan't hurt you.

00:49:38.309 --> 00:49:40.185
Oops! I lied.

00:49:41.937 --> 00:49:45.649
I don't think he has all
night at all, Mr. Daley.

00:49:45.900 --> 00:49:50.153
From the looks of things, I'd say
he has a little over an hour.

00:49:50.237 --> 00:49:51.905
Take me out of here!

00:49:53.658 --> 00:49:57.702
You were the guardian!
You know all about this tablet.

00:49:57.787 --> 00:50:00.997
You're obviously much more
clever than the rest of us.

00:50:01.082 --> 00:50:03.166
You may or may not
know the combination,

00:50:03.250 --> 00:50:06.503
but I am going to give you exactly
one hour to figure it out.

00:50:06.587 --> 00:50:09.547
If you do not, I shall
kill your friends.

00:50:09.632 --> 00:50:11.800
And please don't think
about escaping,

00:50:11.884 --> 00:50:13.593
for I shall be
watching you.

00:50:13.678 --> 00:50:15.470
Look, I don't even
know how to begin

00:50:15.596 --> 00:50:17.722
to decipher this thing,
all right? Really.

00:50:17.807 --> 00:50:19.432
What a pity.

00:50:19.517 --> 00:50:23.353
And your little cowboy friend seemed
like such a charming little fellow.

00:50:23.688 --> 00:50:26.856
Ah, well.
Tick-tock, Mr. Daley.

00:50:26.941 --> 00:50:29.567
Your hour has begun.

00:50:29.652 --> 00:50:34.447
Hey! You got this, partner.
I know you do.

00:50:37.201 --> 00:50:38.326
Shoo!

00:50:41.622 --> 00:50:44.833
You got this!

00:50:51.716 --> 00:50:53.216
There you are!
Are you all right?

00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:55.218
I've been worried sick!
Sick I tell you.

00:50:55.302 --> 00:50:56.553
No, I'm fine.

00:50:56.637 --> 00:50:58.054
So what's our next move,
partner?

00:50:58.139 --> 00:51:00.807
I don't know. I just got to
get this tablet translated.

00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:03.893
Oh, great!
This guy again.

00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:06.813
Look, buddy, we don't want
any trouble, all right?

00:51:17.658 --> 00:51:19.242
Hmm, look at that!

00:51:19.326 --> 00:51:22.871
I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a
fish who didn't like being out of water.

00:51:23.748 --> 00:51:25.707
He's not such a
ballywagger after all.

00:51:29.712 --> 00:51:31.963
Okay. Glad you're happy.

00:51:41.474 --> 00:51:43.767
Hello?
A little assistance?

00:51:44.018 --> 00:51:46.603
- Oh! Hey, Teddy! Perfect!
- Yes!

00:51:46.687 --> 00:51:47.812
Maybe you could help us.

00:51:47.897 --> 00:51:49.481
I'd love to help you,
but first things first.

00:51:49.565 --> 00:51:51.900
My nose is so itchy,
it's driving me insane.

00:51:52.026 --> 00:51:53.693
I hate to ask,
but, as you see,

00:51:53.778 --> 00:51:55.278
I'm missing
a few body parts.

00:51:55.362 --> 00:51:57.363
Could you please
give us a scratch?

00:51:57.448 --> 00:51:58.573
Yeah, sure.

00:51:59.533 --> 00:52:02.577
Oh, yes! That's exquisite.
Oh! A little over there...

00:52:02.703 --> 00:52:03.870
- Yes!
- More?

00:52:03.954 --> 00:52:06.206
Oh, yes! Yes!
Oh, that's...

00:52:06.916 --> 00:52:09.459
Sweet rutabaga pie,
that was divine.

00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:11.544
Theodore Roosevelt,
at your service.

00:52:11.879 --> 00:52:14.464
Twenty-sixth President of the
United States, Rough Rider,

00:52:14.548 --> 00:52:17.028
founder of the national parks, and
a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:52:17.051 --> 00:52:18.218
Have we met?

00:52:18.302 --> 00:52:20.720
Oh, no,
there's another Teddy.

00:52:20.805 --> 00:52:22.138
We have one of you
in New York.

00:52:22.223 --> 00:52:25.391
Really? What's he like,
this other me?

00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:28.686
He's pretty much
the same, except with...

00:52:28.771 --> 00:52:30.855
Except what? Say it.
Except with a body?

00:52:30.940 --> 00:52:32.148
Yes. He has a body.

00:52:32.233 --> 00:52:33.399
Oh, dash it, the pain!

00:52:33.984 --> 00:52:35.819
- And a horse.
- Excuse me!

00:52:35.903 --> 00:52:38.571
We really need someone to translate
what's written on this tablet.

00:52:38.948 --> 00:52:40.406
Do you read
hieroglyphics?

00:52:40.491 --> 00:52:42.158
Yes, I do, missy.

00:52:42.243 --> 00:52:43.993
That's a simple one.

00:52:44.078 --> 00:52:48.122
Bird. Man with spear. Sideways fish.
Beetle. Vase.

00:52:48.999 --> 00:52:50.834
Okay, and what
does that mean?

00:52:50.918 --> 00:52:54.003
It means, and this is
just a rough translation,

00:52:54.922 --> 00:52:59.008
"A man with a spear trapped a bird
and a sideways fish in a vase."

00:53:01.345 --> 00:53:03.012
"And there was
also a beetle."

00:53:05.099 --> 00:53:06.224
I don't think that's it.

00:53:06.308 --> 00:53:08.017
That's just one
possible translation.

00:53:08.102 --> 00:53:09.644
Another possible
translation is,

00:53:09.728 --> 00:53:11.688
"You will find the
combination you seek"

00:53:11.772 --> 00:53:15.608
"if you figure out the secret at
the heart of Pharaoh's tomb."

00:53:15.985 --> 00:53:17.610
Okay, and what
does that mean?

00:53:17.695 --> 00:53:18.820
I don't know!
What am I, the Sphinx?

00:53:18.904 --> 00:53:21.114
"What's this? What's that?"
Why don't you ask New York Teddy?

00:53:21.198 --> 00:53:23.575
I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby
little fingers all over that thing!

00:53:23.659 --> 00:53:25.285
Probably let his
horse lick it, too!

00:53:25.369 --> 00:53:27.745
Mr. Daley, we should be going
to the sculpture gallery.

00:53:27.830 --> 00:53:30.591
I think there's someone there who
might have a better thought on this.

00:53:30.791 --> 00:53:32.709
The fellow we're looking
for is just down here.

00:53:32.793 --> 00:53:33.793
<i>Bonsoir.</i>

00:53:33.878 --> 00:53:36.129
Hello, young lady.

00:53:36.630 --> 00:53:39.716
Hey, excuse me. Could
we keep moving, please?

00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:42.844
We certainly could, but then we
might miss a rare opportunity.

00:53:42.970 --> 00:53:45.471
I mean,
she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.

00:53:45.556 --> 00:53:47.724
Okay, it's just I got a little
buddy stuck in an hourglass,

00:53:47.808 --> 00:53:49.559
I got a pitch meeting
at Wal-Mart in the morning...

00:53:49.643 --> 00:53:51.311
It would be great
if we could...

00:53:51.395 --> 00:53:53.021
He's right here.

00:53:53.898 --> 00:53:55.940
I think he'll have
a thought on this.

00:53:56.025 --> 00:53:58.776
Mr. Thinker, we're sorry to
interrupt your contemplation,

00:53:58.861 --> 00:54:01.070
but we really need to
figure out the secret

00:54:01.155 --> 00:54:03.281
at the heart
of Pharaoh's tomb.

00:54:03.365 --> 00:54:06.534
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.

00:54:07.995 --> 00:54:09.537
I'm thinking.

00:54:10.497 --> 00:54:12.999
I'm thinking.

00:54:13.083 --> 00:54:14.918
It's not happening with him.

00:54:15.628 --> 00:54:16.920
Oh, wow.

00:54:17.004 --> 00:54:20.381
You've gotta be
kidding me. Check that out!

00:54:21.717 --> 00:54:23.009
Oh, yeah.

00:54:23.093 --> 00:54:24.344
Hey! Hey!

00:54:24.428 --> 00:54:26.095
Buddy! Over here!
This is serious.

00:54:26.180 --> 00:54:28.014
Apparently, it's a matter
of life and death.

00:54:28.390 --> 00:54:30.270
I'll tell you what's a
matter of life and death.

00:54:30.351 --> 00:54:32.018
That beautiful lady
over there.

00:54:32.102 --> 00:54:35.563
Hey, baby! Check out the gun
show going on over here!

00:54:35.648 --> 00:54:36.981
Boom! Bang!

00:54:37.066 --> 00:54:38.608
Firepower!

00:54:39.026 --> 00:54:41.069
He's certainly
no Einstein.

00:54:41.195 --> 00:54:43.988
- Biceps! Deltoids...
- Yeah.

00:54:44.073 --> 00:54:46.157
Wait a minute.
I saw a bunch of those.

00:54:46.241 --> 00:54:47.325
A bunch of whats?

00:54:47.409 --> 00:54:49.202
- Little Einsteins.
- Where?

00:54:50.245 --> 00:54:52.246
Over there,
in Air and Space.

00:54:53.123 --> 00:54:54.874
I gotta get over there.

00:54:55.376 --> 00:54:56.501
What?

00:54:56.585 --> 00:54:58.127
Nothing.

00:54:58.212 --> 00:55:00.088
Okay. Then why are you
staring at me?

00:55:00.714 --> 00:55:02.423
I don't wanna
miss a moment.

00:55:02.549 --> 00:55:04.175
All right, good, but we should
get going, 'cause we...

00:55:06.053 --> 00:55:08.513
- Why?
- You talk too much, ace.

00:55:13.560 --> 00:55:14.936
I don't know why
I did that, Mr. Daley.

00:55:15.062 --> 00:55:18.147
I just feel as if I've been asleep
for a long time and now, suddenly,

00:55:18.565 --> 00:55:19.774
I'm awake.

00:55:20.067 --> 00:55:21.901
I can explain that...

00:55:22.778 --> 00:55:24.112
But really, I could.
I really...

00:55:25.406 --> 00:55:26.990
Again, why?

00:55:32.246 --> 00:55:33.579
Great, you're back.

00:55:38.168 --> 00:55:40.545
Okay. Yeah. Great.

00:55:40.629 --> 00:55:43.756
Love theme from Titanic. Good,
but not really appropriate.

00:55:47.594 --> 00:55:50.304
You don't let yourself enjoy
things much, do you, Mr. Daley?

00:55:51.432 --> 00:55:54.350
Okay, you know what?
It's not really the song choice.

00:55:54.435 --> 00:55:56.269
And by the way,
you're a little pitchy.

00:55:56.395 --> 00:55:59.480
Well, I thought you were
amazing, and you look wonderful.

00:56:01.150 --> 00:56:03.067
Could you just
fly away, please?

00:56:03.902 --> 00:56:05.653
And so the adventure
continues.

00:56:08.615 --> 00:56:11.826
What did I tell you? Enough!

00:56:19.043 --> 00:56:24.297
You know, I do sort of feel
like a floating butterfly.

00:56:24.757 --> 00:56:27.258
You are crazier
than a road lizard.

00:56:27.342 --> 00:56:31.387
Mr. Egypt, these two here heard
that we're taking over the world

00:56:31.472 --> 00:56:34.432
and they want in.
I don't know who they are,

00:56:34.516 --> 00:56:37.894
but they're on exhibit here,
too, apparently.

00:56:38.771 --> 00:56:40.938
I don't even know
what they are.

00:56:41.023 --> 00:56:46.152
I'm sorry, but we're all full up
in our axis of evil today. Sorry.

00:56:46.236 --> 00:56:49.405
Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad!

00:56:49.490 --> 00:56:51.783
Hey, I could show you
how bad I am!

00:56:53.452 --> 00:56:55.119
Fear me!

00:56:57.206 --> 00:56:58.873
I'm sorry.
I'm just not buying it.

00:56:58.957 --> 00:57:03.377
You don't seem very bad. You just
seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me.

00:57:04.296 --> 00:57:05.671
Oh, boy.

00:57:07.758 --> 00:57:10.051
What are you doing? What is that?
What is this?

00:57:10.135 --> 00:57:12.386
What does it mean?
You've lost me.

00:57:12.471 --> 00:57:16.140
Is that you breathing?
Because I can't hear myself think.

00:57:16.850 --> 00:57:19.894
Can I make one suggestion to
you, my friend? Just simplify.

00:57:19.978 --> 00:57:22.396
There's just too much
going on here.

00:57:22.481 --> 00:57:25.274
You're evil, you're
asthmatic, you're a robot...

00:57:25.359 --> 00:57:26.984
And what is the cape for?

00:57:27.069 --> 00:57:29.654
Are we going to the opera?
I don't think so.

00:57:29.738 --> 00:57:31.864
Sorry! Goodbye.

00:57:31.949 --> 00:57:33.491
<i>Attention!</i>

00:57:33.575 --> 00:57:35.451
He's leaving
with the tablet!

00:57:36.161 --> 00:57:37.703
Where?

00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:40.498
Give me that.

00:57:41.041 --> 00:57:45.086
He's not trying to figure out the...
He's trying to escape!

00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:49.215
Go. Go! All of you! Kill him!
And bring me that tablet.

00:57:49.466 --> 00:57:53.010
Come on, people! Let's go!
Without that tablet, we've nothing!

00:57:53.095 --> 00:57:54.846
<i>Streltsy! Go!</i>

00:57:57.432 --> 00:58:00.852
Thought you could get away,
didn't you, Larry Daley?

00:58:09.278 --> 00:58:10.862
Criminy,
we're jimmy-jacked.

00:58:10.946 --> 00:58:13.072
- Jimmy-jacked? Really?
- It's the way I speak.

00:58:13.157 --> 00:58:15.408
Yeah, I know, but that one
sounds made up, even for you.

00:58:15.492 --> 00:58:19.579
"Oh, no, our path has been blocked by
bad people." What's the fun in that?

00:58:19.746 --> 00:58:22.373
The point is, we're not getting
into the Air and Space right now.

00:58:22.499 --> 00:58:24.542
- You're right. We are jimmy-jacked.
- Jimmy-jacked.

00:58:25.002 --> 00:58:26.377
Come on.

00:58:36.346 --> 00:58:38.681
They say a good
man rules this union.

00:58:39.266 --> 00:58:41.601
I promised Jedediah
I would bring help,

00:58:42.144 --> 00:58:44.103
and help I will bring.

00:58:48.150 --> 00:58:50.943
Charge!

00:59:03.957 --> 00:59:05.875
Misjudged the distance.

00:59:09.755 --> 00:59:11.172
Who's there?

00:59:17.054 --> 00:59:18.679
Jupiter, protect me.

00:59:23.435 --> 00:59:26.479
Remain very still.

00:59:27.189 --> 00:59:29.482
They can sense movement.

00:59:32.110 --> 00:59:34.445
Apparently, they can also
hear me talking to myself.

00:59:36.907 --> 00:59:38.658
I'm not a nut.

00:59:40.327 --> 00:59:41.953
No!

00:59:48.835 --> 00:59:50.920
We should be okay
in here for a while.

00:59:55.968 --> 00:59:58.219
So, how long have
you guarded antiquities?

00:59:58.303 --> 01:00:00.972
What? Oh, no, I don't
actually work at the...

01:00:01.056 --> 01:00:02.936
I just thought with
the fancy getup and all...

01:00:03.558 --> 01:00:05.059
No, I borrowed this.

01:00:05.560 --> 01:00:10.106
I mean, I was a guard back in New
York, but that was a while ago.

01:00:11.858 --> 01:00:14.151
So why did you leave?
Did you not enjoy it?

01:00:14.236 --> 01:00:15.861
No, I loved it.
I just...

01:00:15.946 --> 01:00:18.823
Things sort of took off in a
different direction, so...

01:00:18.907 --> 01:00:20.992
So what do you do now?

01:00:21.076 --> 01:00:22.368
Well, I sort of...

01:00:23.328 --> 01:00:26.122
Well, I sort of design
products and sell them.

01:00:26.540 --> 01:00:28.332
- You're an inventor!
- I am.

01:00:28.417 --> 01:00:30.293
I am an inventor, yeah.
I invent stuff.

01:00:30.544 --> 01:00:32.086
Like the rocket ship?

01:00:32.170 --> 01:00:33.838
- No.
- The sea plane.

01:00:33.922 --> 01:00:35.006
The dirigible?

01:00:35.090 --> 01:00:36.716
No, not aircraft.

01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:39.593
Sort of like more
small-scale stuff, like...

01:00:39.928 --> 01:00:43.889
Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight, that was mine.

01:00:45.892 --> 01:00:47.601
So this new job,
do you like it?

01:00:48.186 --> 01:00:51.772
Yeah, I like it a lot.
It's exciting. It's...

01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:55.693
- What?
- I'm just confused, is all.

01:00:55.777 --> 01:00:57.987
If you're not excited by
it, why do you do it?

01:00:58.488 --> 01:01:00.656
I am excited by it.
I just said...

01:01:00.741 --> 01:01:02.199
I know what you said,
Mr. Daley,

01:01:02.284 --> 01:01:05.619
but what I see in front of me
is a man who's lost his moxie.

01:01:06.913 --> 01:01:09.081
I have not lost my...

01:01:09.416 --> 01:01:11.250
I got my moxie.

01:01:11.585 --> 01:01:13.127
Do you know
why I became a pilot?

01:01:14.796 --> 01:01:16.088
I don't, no.

01:01:16.173 --> 01:01:17.673
For the fun of it.

01:01:18.717 --> 01:01:20.676
Why else would
anyone do anything?

01:01:24.306 --> 01:01:25.806
Great Gatsby!

01:01:27.392 --> 01:01:30.895
Blast these pigeons and
their incessant cooing!

01:01:31.021 --> 01:01:33.898
- No! Mr. President! Sir!
- All right. Time to see the state...

01:01:34.024 --> 01:01:37.276
- Please don't get up!
- ...Of this great union! I always say,

01:01:37.361 --> 01:01:41.072
leave nothing for tomorrow
which can be done today.

01:01:41.156 --> 01:01:43.199
Sir, if you go out there, you're
gonna freak a lot of people out!

01:01:43.283 --> 01:01:47.078
Freak? I assure you, sir,
I am no freak.

01:01:47.162 --> 01:01:49.372
No, I didn't mean
you're a freak...

01:01:49.456 --> 01:01:51.582
Come here, little one.

01:01:52.459 --> 01:01:55.711
In fact, if anyone is freakish,
I'm afraid it's you, sir.

01:01:56.213 --> 01:01:59.048
The truth is,
you are very small.

01:01:59.132 --> 01:02:01.842
And I mean even for
a regular-sized human.

01:02:01.927 --> 01:02:04.678
What? Why would you
even say that?

01:02:04.971 --> 01:02:06.722
I must be honest.

01:02:06.807 --> 01:02:10.601
Right. Okay, Honest Abe.
Of course. I'm sorry. Great.

01:02:10.685 --> 01:02:12.978
Come, now, Mr. President,
put the little man down

01:02:13.063 --> 01:02:15.314
and let's sit our fanny back
in that throne of yours.

01:02:15.399 --> 01:02:18.901
You have a can-do attitude,
and I shall do as you ask.

01:02:18.985 --> 01:02:20.611
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.

01:02:20.904 --> 01:02:22.780
- There you go.
- Thank you.

01:02:22.864 --> 01:02:27.284
It's that very can-do spirit that has
defined this remarkable nation of ours.

01:02:27.369 --> 01:02:28.869
- Interesting story.
- They're coming.

01:02:28.954 --> 01:02:30.246
One night in Gettysburg...

01:02:30.330 --> 01:02:32.081
Mr. President, we're gonna
need you to hold still now.

01:02:32.165 --> 01:02:33.916
- What?
- Abraham, freeze!

01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.793
Freeze? I...

01:02:43.051 --> 01:02:45.136
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

01:02:45.220 --> 01:02:47.721
- Come on, let's get to Air and Space.
- If I may,

01:02:47.806 --> 01:02:49.974
you two make
an adorable couple.

01:02:50.058 --> 01:02:51.225
Oh, no, we're not...

01:02:51.309 --> 01:02:52.977
No, we're not a...
I mean, we're not a...

01:02:53.061 --> 01:02:55.438
"We're not a...
I mean, we're not a..."

01:02:55.522 --> 01:02:57.898
Blah, blah, blah.
I never lie!

01:02:58.233 --> 01:03:01.777
The truth is, you two
are adorable together.

01:03:01.862 --> 01:03:03.320
Thank you. Good night.

01:03:03.405 --> 01:03:08.868
Farewell, lovely lady
and small, little man.

01:03:10.495 --> 01:03:13.247
Now let's see if we can
find these Einsteins of yours.

01:03:30.557 --> 01:03:33.017
<i>One giant leap</i>
<i>for a mannequin...</i>

01:03:33.727 --> 01:03:35.728
<i>D.C., this is Air and Space.</i>

01:03:35.812 --> 01:03:38.731
<i>We are back online</i>
<i>and fully operational.</i>

01:03:43.820 --> 01:03:47.865
The Tuskegee Airmen are
on the march once again.

01:03:47.949 --> 01:03:51.952
Can you stop narrating everything
we're doing? Just live in the moment.

01:03:52.496 --> 01:03:55.581
The Tuskegee Airmen are
living in the moment!

01:03:55.665 --> 01:03:57.082
- Miss Earhart?
- Yes.

01:03:57.167 --> 01:03:58.209
I wanna say thank you.

01:03:58.293 --> 01:03:59.335
What for, Captain?

01:03:59.419 --> 01:04:01.712
A lot of people didn't think
we could fly, either.

01:04:01.796 --> 01:04:03.964
Thanks for clearing
the runway, ma'am.

01:04:07.469 --> 01:04:08.511
Race you to Paris?

01:04:08.595 --> 01:04:09.720
You're on!

01:04:09.804 --> 01:04:11.138
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
No! Not now! We gotta...

01:04:11.223 --> 01:04:13.474
- It's just a quick jaunt over the pond.
- No. Gotta find the Einsteins.

01:04:13.558 --> 01:04:16.644
Come on, we gotta go.
We don't have time. Come on!

01:04:16.728 --> 01:04:19.063
Sorry, it's in the blood.

01:04:19.773 --> 01:04:21.398
There she is, Mr. Daley.

01:04:21.483 --> 01:04:23.692
Old Bessie,
the old family bus.

01:04:23.777 --> 01:04:25.110
That gal took me
across the Atlantic!

01:04:25.195 --> 01:04:27.155
Okay. I think the Einsteins
are over here, though.

01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:29.907
<i>This is Mission Control.
Flight check complete.</i>

01:04:29.991 --> 01:04:32.493
- Where'd you go? Where'd they go?
- <i>You are clear for launch.</i>

01:04:32.577 --> 01:04:34.036
Contact!

01:04:34.120 --> 01:04:36.038
<i>D.C., this is Mission Control.</i>

01:04:36.790 --> 01:04:39.917
No, no! No! <i>All systems go
and green for lift-off.</i>

01:04:40.001 --> 01:04:42.461
<i>Roger that.</i>
<i>We are green for lift-off.</i>

01:04:42.546 --> 01:04:45.297
No, we're definitely not green
for any kind of lift-off!

01:04:45.382 --> 01:04:47.091
I want a "go,
no-go" for launch.

01:04:47.175 --> 01:04:49.176
I say no-go.
Let's not go.

01:04:49.261 --> 01:04:50.344
Go!

01:04:50.929 --> 01:04:52.388
Go!

01:04:53.139 --> 01:04:55.140
- Go!
- No! No go!

01:04:55.725 --> 01:04:57.434
<i>Torquing angles incoming.</i>

01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.603
Tone it down with the torque.
Torque it down.

01:04:59.688 --> 01:05:01.272
De-torque. De-torque.

01:05:03.149 --> 01:05:04.984
Commence ignition sequence.

01:05:05.068 --> 01:05:06.068
Roger that, flight.

01:05:06.152 --> 01:05:07.611
We have launch commit.

01:05:07.696 --> 01:05:09.863
- No. No, no, no!
<i>-  Ten,</i>

01:05:09.948 --> 01:05:12.199
<i>nine, eight, seven...</i>

01:05:12.284 --> 01:05:14.368
- Hey, that's mine.
- <i>No, we do not have commit.</i>

01:05:14.452 --> 01:05:17.371
<i>Repeat. We are decommissioning
the committal of the launch</i>

01:05:17.455 --> 01:05:20.416
<i>and it is now</i>
<i>a negatory launch phase.</i>

01:05:20.500 --> 01:05:23.127
<i>We are in a no-fly,</i>
<i>no-go phase.</i>

01:05:23.211 --> 01:05:27.923
<i>That is a November-Gorgon</i>
<i>phase of non-flying!</i>

01:05:28.008 --> 01:05:28.383
Fine!

01:05:28.408 --> 01:05:29.907
<i>And we're gonna say good night.</i>

01:05:29.968 --> 01:05:32.511
<i>Thank you. Good work.</i>
<i>Over and out.</i>

01:05:33.847 --> 01:05:35.764
- Sorry.
- Damn, that was disappointing.

01:05:35.849 --> 01:05:37.808
Come on.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

01:05:37.892 --> 01:05:40.436
Hey, little space monkey.

01:05:43.315 --> 01:05:46.233
You're Able. Okay, good.
How you doing?

01:05:46.359 --> 01:05:48.736
Yes, good.
At ease. All right.

01:05:49.738 --> 01:05:52.990
You're a polite little
fella, aren't you?

01:05:53.074 --> 01:05:56.201
Hey, you happen to know where those
little Einstein bobblehead guys are?

01:05:57.495 --> 01:05:59.997
Mr. Daley!
I found your Einsteins.

01:06:00.665 --> 01:06:01.915
Great. Hey...

01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:05.628
Gentlemen, we're trying to crack the
combination of this tablet doodad,

01:06:05.712 --> 01:06:08.213
and the writing here
says we'll find it

01:06:08.298 --> 01:06:11.759
if we figure out the secret at
the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.

01:06:13.762 --> 01:06:16.597
That's an easy one.
The answer's in the question.

01:06:17.098 --> 01:06:18.932
- What does that mean?
- "Figure out".

01:06:19.017 --> 01:06:21.602
It's a figure!
I.E., a number.

01:06:21.686 --> 01:06:24.521
And the Pharaoh's tomb,
I.E. the pyramids.

01:06:24.606 --> 01:06:27.191
Don't you get it, kid?
You're looking for the secret number

01:06:27.275 --> 01:06:29.151
at the heart
of the pyramids.

01:06:29.653 --> 01:06:31.945
Well, whistle me Dixie,
the answer's pi!

01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:35.866
- Pi?
- 3.14159265, to be exact.

01:06:35.950 --> 01:06:39.036
Yes! 3.1495265.

01:06:39.120 --> 01:06:42.206
No, no, no,
3.14159265.

01:06:42.290 --> 01:06:44.375
Yeah, okay, 3.14...

01:06:45.043 --> 01:06:47.461
I'm sorry, I can't tell. Is it yes or no?
Cause you just...

01:06:47.545 --> 01:06:49.254
I know it's hard,
could you just...

01:06:49.339 --> 01:06:50.673
Don't touch the hair.

01:06:50.757 --> 01:06:52.508
Sorry, I can't tell
if it's up or...

01:06:52.592 --> 01:06:54.343
I'm a bobblehead, dummkopf,

01:06:54.427 --> 01:06:56.512
and that's the way, uh-huh,
uh-huh, we like it.

01:06:56.596 --> 01:06:57.596
All together, now!

01:06:57.681 --> 01:06:59.482
<i>♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪</i>

01:06:59.557 --> 01:07:00.557
<i>♪ We like it ♪</i>

01:07:00.642 --> 01:07:01.725
<i>♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪</i>

01:07:01.810 --> 01:07:03.811
You know, we can't all
be Einsteins, so...

01:07:03.895 --> 01:07:05.062
- I can!
- We are!

01:07:05.146 --> 01:07:06.689
- He is!
- Me, too!

01:07:06.773 --> 01:07:08.565
- Okay, all right.
- Okay, here it is.

01:07:08.650 --> 01:07:11.110
- Can you slow it down a little bit?
- Okay.

01:07:11.194 --> 01:07:14.363
3.14159265.

01:07:14.447 --> 01:07:16.156
Okay. 3.14...

01:07:16.241 --> 01:07:17.324
I've got it.

01:07:17.575 --> 01:07:19.493
- Thank you, Mr. Einsteins.
- Thank you.

01:07:20.787 --> 01:07:22.246
All right. Now,

01:07:22.330 --> 01:07:26.333
like the brilliant and
famous general that I am,

01:07:26.418 --> 01:07:28.502
I thought long and hard
about what you said,

01:07:28.586 --> 01:07:32.589
and I've come up with a brand-new
and improved battle plan!

01:07:35.009 --> 01:07:36.385
Okay.

01:07:37.637 --> 01:07:41.640
I will loudly announce
that we are not

01:07:41.725 --> 01:07:44.601
going to attack,
and then...

01:07:45.478 --> 01:07:46.937
Wait for it.

01:07:47.021 --> 01:07:51.233
"What's the amazing Custer about to say
now? I hope he's my friend, or..."

01:07:51.317 --> 01:07:53.986
We attack!

01:07:57.949 --> 01:08:01.535
Didn't expect your friend to
run off like that, did you?

01:08:01.911 --> 01:08:04.246
He's coming back,
Ka-Ka-Ro.

01:08:04.330 --> 01:08:08.125
Sure as moon shines on a
mongoose, he'll be here.

01:08:08.376 --> 01:08:11.420
I would save my
breath if I were you.

01:08:11.504 --> 01:08:13.672
You don't have
many left.

01:08:16.718 --> 01:08:19.178
We've got about 10 minutes
to get over there to Jed.

01:08:19.262 --> 01:08:22.097
I think we make a good team,
perhaps more than a team.

01:08:22.182 --> 01:08:24.183
Um, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.

01:08:24.267 --> 01:08:26.027
What's the matter?
You didn't like kissing me?

01:08:26.060 --> 01:08:29.980
No, I did. It was great. I mean, the
slapping hurt a little bit, but...

01:08:30.064 --> 01:08:32.107
So you don't
like me, then.

01:08:32.192 --> 01:08:34.443
Of course I like you.
You're incredible.

01:08:34.527 --> 01:08:36.862
I think you're an amazing person.
You're...

01:08:36.946 --> 01:08:40.866
It's just there are certain issues
that would prevent us from...

01:08:40.950 --> 01:08:43.410
I just... You're not...

01:08:43.495 --> 01:08:45.204
I'm not what, Mr. Daley?

01:08:48.041 --> 01:08:51.043
Okay. You're made of...

01:08:52.378 --> 01:08:53.754
Made of...

01:09:03.348 --> 01:09:06.975
Wonderful things. You're made
of good, wonderful things.

01:09:13.024 --> 01:09:14.191
Come on.

01:09:18.655 --> 01:09:20.989
Gentlemen, could you
buy us some time please?

01:09:27.330 --> 01:09:28.664
It'll have to do.

01:09:30.208 --> 01:09:33.001
No! That's the
first plane ever made!

01:09:33.086 --> 01:09:35.754
It's made out of
balsa wood and paper.

01:09:35.839 --> 01:09:37.297
It's made out of
spruce and canvas

01:09:37.382 --> 01:09:39.383
and good old-fashioned
American ingenuity.

01:09:40.510 --> 01:09:41.969
Are you coming, or what?

01:09:46.516 --> 01:09:48.725
Out of our way!

01:09:48.810 --> 01:09:49.935
I don't think so.

01:09:51.688 --> 01:09:53.021
They're getting away!

01:09:57.151 --> 01:10:00.320
Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are
about to get interesting.

01:10:07.787 --> 01:10:10.080
A lady pilot!
Preposterous!

01:10:10.206 --> 01:10:11.915
Think again, boys!

01:10:12.000 --> 01:10:13.458
Oh, she's good.

01:10:30.518 --> 01:10:33.145
- Uh-oh.
- What? What? What uh-oh?

01:10:33.229 --> 01:10:35.397
One of the wires is jammed.
I'm going to have to loosen it.

01:10:35.481 --> 01:10:37.691
- Here, take the stick!
- No! I'm not gonna... No!

01:10:37.775 --> 01:10:39.318
I know you've got
moxie in you yet.

01:10:39.402 --> 01:10:42.988
Moxie doesn't fly planes! People who
have pilots' licenses fly planes!

01:10:43.072 --> 01:10:44.615
- Okay.
- She's all yours.

01:10:46.784 --> 01:10:48.994
I don't want it!
I don't want the stick!

01:10:52.874 --> 01:10:55.542
Don't look now, Mr. Daley,
but you're flying an airplane!

01:11:07.096 --> 01:11:08.764
Able! The doors!

01:11:25.114 --> 01:11:27.699
- Got it!
- Pull!

01:11:30.954 --> 01:11:32.287
Pull up!

01:11:38.419 --> 01:11:39.419
Yes!

01:11:39.629 --> 01:11:41.338
Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!

01:11:41.422 --> 01:11:42.839
Godspeed.

01:12:21.462 --> 01:12:23.755
Look a little
nervous there, Ramen Noodle.

01:12:23.840 --> 01:12:26.049
'Cause for me, this is like
a spa treatment.

01:12:26.426 --> 01:12:30.637
Sand baths are really rejuvenating
for the skin. Exfoliates.

01:12:31.389 --> 01:12:32.764
Giving up yet?

01:12:32.932 --> 01:12:34.766
Not quite yet, no.

01:12:35.435 --> 01:12:39.604
In fact, let's see
if we can't make time fly.

01:12:45.570 --> 01:12:47.237
What is that funny sound?

01:13:08.968 --> 01:13:10.594
Stop!

01:13:11.763 --> 01:13:14.139
Right there, please,
Mr. Daley.

01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:16.349
Well. Well, well, well!

01:13:17.435 --> 01:13:18.935
You certainly know how to
make an entrance, Mr. Daley.

01:13:19.020 --> 01:13:20.437
Time to recruit
some backup.

01:13:20.521 --> 01:13:22.981
I hope for your little
friend's sake, here,

01:13:23.066 --> 01:13:25.442
that you also figured out
the combination.

01:13:25.526 --> 01:13:27.069
- Give me Jed.
- Oh, no, no, no.

01:13:27.153 --> 01:13:29.905
First, give me the combination
and hand over that tablet.

01:13:29.989 --> 01:13:31.615
I'll give you the tablet
and the combination

01:13:31.699 --> 01:13:33.366
when you release my friends
and give him back to me.

01:13:33.493 --> 01:13:37.329
I shall release what I want to release
the moment I want to release it.

01:13:37.413 --> 01:13:39.039
Great. And I'll release
what I want to release

01:13:39.123 --> 01:13:40.832
at the exact moment that I
want to release it, okay?

01:13:40.917 --> 01:13:43.627
Tell me the combination and
give me that tablet right now

01:13:43.711 --> 01:13:45.670
or I shall kill
all of your friends,

01:13:45.755 --> 01:13:48.548
starting with the little
shaggy-headed little cowman here.

01:13:48.633 --> 01:13:52.010
I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor,
let me take this guy!

01:13:52.095 --> 01:13:54.721
Don't worry, I got this handled.
You don't want to give me my friends,

01:13:54.806 --> 01:13:56.640
then you're not gonna get your
combination or your tablet.

01:13:56.766 --> 01:13:58.183
- All right, I'll tell you what.
- Good.

01:13:58.267 --> 01:14:01.144
They didn't call me Kahmunrah
the Trustworthy for nothing.

01:14:01.229 --> 01:14:03.897
Here you go. They didn't call
me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!

01:14:03.981 --> 01:14:05.899
They called me Kahmunrah
the Bloodthirsty,

01:14:05.983 --> 01:14:09.611
who kills whoever doesn't give
Kahmunrah exactly what he wants

01:14:09.695 --> 01:14:12.030
in the moment that he wants
it, which is right now,

01:14:12.115 --> 01:14:15.325
when I had also better get the
combination and the tablet!

01:14:16.369 --> 01:14:17.577
That's what
they called you?

01:14:17.662 --> 01:14:18.912
It was shorter
in Egyptian.

01:14:18.996 --> 01:14:20.705
Great, I'll give you the combination
after you give him back.

01:14:20.790 --> 01:14:23.834
How dare you? If you touch that
again, I shall kill you right now.

01:14:23.918 --> 01:14:25.544
- Okay.
- Do not touch this.

01:14:25.628 --> 01:14:26.837
This is a no-touching zone!

01:14:26.921 --> 01:14:28.463
Good. Well, then...

01:14:28.548 --> 01:14:32.592
Oh, my God! I can't believe you
reached across like that again!

01:14:32.677 --> 01:14:36.096
I can't even believe it!
Oh, God, I want to kill you right...

01:14:36.180 --> 01:14:38.056
If you didn't know
this combination,

01:14:38.141 --> 01:14:39.891
you'd be so dead
right now,

01:14:39.976 --> 01:14:41.268
it would be
unbelievable.

01:14:41.352 --> 01:14:42.978
Great, but I do know
the combination.

01:14:43.187 --> 01:14:47.149
Don't cross this line
with your hand!

01:14:47.233 --> 01:14:53.155
How dare you! If you speak
again, I'm going to kill you.

01:14:53.239 --> 01:14:54.739
Do you understand this?

01:14:54.824 --> 01:14:56.665
Don't say it! Oh, God,
I see you getting ready.

01:14:56.784 --> 01:14:58.910
- I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Oh, my God, don't say anything.

01:14:58.995 --> 01:15:01.121
I shall murder you
if you talk again.

01:15:01.205 --> 01:15:06.334
Now give me that tablet and
tell me the combination.

01:15:06.586 --> 01:15:09.254
Okay. After you give me Jed
and release my friends.

01:15:09.338 --> 01:15:11.548
- You did all three!
- What?

01:15:11.632 --> 01:15:13.550
You spoke and you reached
your hand across!

01:15:13.634 --> 01:15:15.594
Look. I can talk to you
about this all night, okay?

01:15:15.595 --> 01:15:16.995
- How about this?
- Look, just give...

01:15:17.054 --> 01:15:19.347
How about I don't kill you right
now, like I really, really want to,

01:15:19.432 --> 01:15:21.474
and I give you
precisely five seconds

01:15:21.559 --> 01:15:24.269
to give me that tablet and
tell me the combination?

01:15:24.353 --> 01:15:27.939
We already got the combination.
It's pi.

01:15:28.357 --> 01:15:33.069
- 3.14159265.
- No!

01:15:33.154 --> 01:15:34.779
- Hey.
- Sorry.

01:15:35.531 --> 01:15:37.824
So Crazy Hair here,
he sang.

01:15:37.909 --> 01:15:41.578
Oh, did he sing!
Like a canary.

01:15:42.288 --> 01:15:43.747
I'm sorry, Larry.

01:15:43.831 --> 01:15:45.874
Enough out of you! Remember
what happened last time?

01:15:45.958 --> 01:15:48.251
- That's enough.
- Stupid man.

01:15:51.088 --> 01:15:52.130
You okay?

01:15:52.215 --> 01:15:53.757
Yeah, thanks.

01:15:53.841 --> 01:15:56.301
Must be a real bummer
for you, Larry,

01:15:57.261 --> 01:16:01.306
knowing that all of your valiant
efforts were, in the end, for naught.

01:16:02.683 --> 01:16:06.394
What a terrible disappointment
you must be to yourself.

01:16:16.072 --> 01:16:18.114
Do you hear that humming sound?

01:16:19.700 --> 01:16:21.743
Do you know what
that sound is?

01:16:23.829 --> 01:16:25.288
It's rhetorical.

01:16:25.957 --> 01:16:29.584
That is the sound
of the End.

01:16:37.426 --> 01:16:38.969
I'm sorry, Jed.

01:16:39.512 --> 01:16:41.429
You did your
best, Gigantor.

01:16:42.348 --> 01:16:44.641
Dadgum it, we almost
had him, too.

01:16:44.725 --> 01:16:47.936
No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around
the last couple of years at the museum.

01:16:48.521 --> 01:16:50.188
Maybe none of this
would have happened.

01:16:50.273 --> 01:16:52.482
You don't get it,
do you, Gigantor?

01:16:52.566 --> 01:16:54.985
I didn't call you 'cause
we needed your help.

01:16:55.069 --> 01:16:56.736
Sure, we were in
a little pickle,

01:16:56.821 --> 01:16:58.382
but it wouldn't have
been the first time

01:16:58.406 --> 01:17:01.032
I had to wrestle my way
out of a root sack.

01:17:01.450 --> 01:17:04.869
No, partner. I called you
'cause you needed us.

01:17:05.705 --> 01:17:09.082
That fancy suit you've been parading
around in these past couple years,

01:17:09.166 --> 01:17:11.251
that there's
a hanging suit.

01:17:11.335 --> 01:17:14.212
All gussied up,
but dead inside.

01:17:14.839 --> 01:17:16.172
That ain't you.

01:17:17.049 --> 01:17:19.634
- And I'll tell you another thing.
- Yeah.

01:17:19.719 --> 01:17:21.386
This night
ain't over yet.

01:17:22.096 --> 01:17:25.265
This little Midnight Cowboy's
got some fight left in him.

01:17:25.349 --> 01:17:28.518
Something tells me
you do, too. Ho, now!

01:17:57.506 --> 01:18:02.260
Welcome to the new, extended
reign of Kahmunrah,

01:18:02.345 --> 01:18:04.137
Fifth King of Egypt

01:18:04.221 --> 01:18:06.973
and now the world!

01:18:07.558 --> 01:18:10.935
Horus, Ra, my warriors,
come forth!

01:18:11.437 --> 01:18:16.399
Send Larry Daley and his
friends to their doom!

01:18:41.217 --> 01:18:42.842
Halt!

01:18:43.844 --> 01:18:46.721
The mighty Octavius
has returned!

01:18:46.806 --> 01:18:52.227
I ride on the back of nature's
most fearsome creature! I ride

01:18:53.229 --> 01:18:56.523
the squirrel!

01:18:59.151 --> 01:19:02.195
Forward now,
my mighty steed!

01:19:05.491 --> 01:19:08.410
Whoa, girl! Easy.

01:19:08.494 --> 01:19:10.662
Do you wish to
surrender honorably?

01:19:10.746 --> 01:19:13.998
Or must this end with the
spilling of your blood?

01:19:16.168 --> 01:19:18.837
This? This is
your big rescue?

01:19:19.713 --> 01:19:22.674
Oh, no. This is!

01:19:34.103 --> 01:19:36.729
What is that thing?

01:19:36.814 --> 01:19:38.940
The name
is Abraham Lincoln.

01:19:39.024 --> 01:19:41.317
And you, sir,
are in a heap of trouble!

01:19:41.402 --> 01:19:42.485
Attack it!

01:19:49.910 --> 01:19:51.703
Disgusting half-pigeons!

01:20:02.339 --> 01:20:04.799
No, no, no! Hello?

01:20:04.884 --> 01:20:07.218
Adiós, bird brains!

01:20:07.303 --> 01:20:09.012
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no!

01:20:09.096 --> 01:20:11.097
Goodbye, strange birdmen.

01:20:11.223 --> 01:20:13.183
Do not return
to the Underworld!

01:20:13.267 --> 01:20:15.268
Yes, yes, do go back
into the Underworld!

01:20:15.352 --> 01:20:16.895
Thank you for coming!
Good night!

01:20:16.979 --> 01:20:18.062
No, no!

01:20:26.655 --> 01:20:29.741
Oh, this is awkward.

01:20:30.075 --> 01:20:32.869
It appears
my work here is done.

01:20:33.412 --> 01:20:38.917
Just remember, son, a house divided
against itself cannot stand.

01:20:41.712 --> 01:20:42.754
Farewell.

01:20:43.422 --> 01:20:45.840
What now?

01:20:45.925 --> 01:20:47.467
You know,
I'm not quite sure.

01:20:48.677 --> 01:20:52.263
I suppose we should probably
start by watching him die.

01:20:53.474 --> 01:20:56.768
<i>Streltsy!</i>
Make him dead!

01:20:59.813 --> 01:21:01.606
Now what?

01:21:04.026 --> 01:21:07.153
We are not going
to attack right

01:21:07.238 --> 01:21:10.365
now!

01:21:19.166 --> 01:21:20.959
Get them!

01:21:40.688 --> 01:21:43.356
Fear not, Larry!
I will help Jedediah!

01:21:43.440 --> 01:21:45.108
You come at them
from behind!

01:21:47.486 --> 01:21:49.404
- Hey, what's going on?
- I'm hiding.

01:21:49.488 --> 01:21:51.739
Hiding? What are you doing?
Come on, we need you.

01:21:52.241 --> 01:21:54.075
I'm a failure.

01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:55.868
Hey, no, you're not.

01:21:55.995 --> 01:21:58.705
Did you foolishly lead 208
Americans to their deaths

01:21:58.831 --> 01:22:00.498
at the Battle
of Little Bighorn?

01:22:01.709 --> 01:22:06.129
- No.
- No. Not good. Not good at all.

01:22:06.213 --> 01:22:07.255
That's not good.

01:22:07.339 --> 01:22:08.631
Sure, I talk a good game,

01:22:08.716 --> 01:22:10.008
but the truth
of the matter is,

01:22:10.092 --> 01:22:11.509
I don't deserve
these stars.

01:22:13.012 --> 01:22:16.347
I will always be famous
for my biggest failure.

01:22:19.435 --> 01:22:20.518
Hey.

01:22:20.894 --> 01:22:22.895
The past is
the past, okay?

01:22:23.606 --> 01:22:26.357
Right now, this
moment, this night,

01:22:27.818 --> 01:22:29.694
this is what you're
gonna be remembered for.

01:22:31.447 --> 01:22:33.114
This is your
last stand.

01:22:50.799 --> 01:22:51.966
They need a leader.

01:22:52.051 --> 01:22:53.551
Yeah, they need a leader.

01:22:55.220 --> 01:22:57.472
Yeah? You want to be
their leader, huh?

01:22:58.557 --> 01:23:00.308
- Yeah, I do.
- Let's do this!

01:23:00.934 --> 01:23:02.060
- All right?
- Yeah.

01:23:02.144 --> 01:23:03.478
Let's go!

01:23:05.814 --> 01:23:07.231
Not good!

01:23:07.733 --> 01:23:08.733
<i>Larry!</i>

01:23:09.443 --> 01:23:10.526
Hey, Able!

01:23:10.611 --> 01:23:11.611
<i>I want to help!</i>

01:23:11.737 --> 01:23:12.820
Oh, great.

01:23:12.905 --> 01:23:14.614
<i>Who are you?</i>
<i>This is my museum!</i>

01:23:14.990 --> 01:23:16.741
<i>Well, he's my human.</i>
<i>Back off!</i>

01:23:16.950 --> 01:23:18.910
<i>You need all the help</i>
<i>you can get, Jungle-Dweller!</i>

01:23:19.119 --> 01:23:20.119
<i>Get over yourself</i>
<i>space snob!</i>

01:23:20.204 --> 01:23:21.204
Guys! Hey, guys!

01:23:21.288 --> 01:23:23.208
This is not the time to
get into this, all right?

01:23:25.417 --> 01:23:26.751
Dexter, you know better.

01:23:28.754 --> 01:23:30.634
All right? That's what
happens when you do that!

01:23:30.673 --> 01:23:32.006
You get that.

01:23:39.264 --> 01:23:41.599
Stop! Just stop! Stop!

01:23:42.142 --> 01:23:45.144
Now, listen. You're
both proud capuchin!

01:23:46.021 --> 01:23:47.822
You need to concentrate
on slapping the enemy!

01:23:51.694 --> 01:23:52.985
Keep it together,
all right?

01:23:53.112 --> 01:23:54.987
Come on, let's go!
Let's do it!

01:23:56.949 --> 01:23:58.366
Jedediah! They need us!

01:23:58.450 --> 01:23:59.784
I ain't gonna make it!

01:24:00.202 --> 01:24:02.662
Afraid this cowboy's been
to his last hoedown.

01:24:03.163 --> 01:24:09.001
Octavius, remember me as
I was, wild, and free, and...

01:24:10.295 --> 01:24:12.046
No need for final words.

01:24:12.131 --> 01:24:14.048
- I'm not finished yet.
- Oh.

01:24:14.133 --> 01:24:15.934
I want to get to the story
of our relationship,

01:24:15.968 --> 01:24:18.302
the evolution
from enemy to friends.

01:24:18.470 --> 01:24:19.512
No!

01:24:19.596 --> 01:24:20.763
It'll make you cry!

01:24:20.848 --> 01:24:24.142
No! Because you
are going to live!

01:24:31.316 --> 01:24:32.442
Whoo!

01:24:35.112 --> 01:24:36.571
Let's go to work.

01:24:36.655 --> 01:24:37.822
Have a sword.

01:24:38.699 --> 01:24:40.158
Sword!

01:24:57.342 --> 01:24:59.010
Incoming!

01:25:18.280 --> 01:25:19.530
That smarts.

01:25:23.118 --> 01:25:25.828
You smack, you kick!
You smack, you kick!

01:25:25.913 --> 01:25:29.248
You smack, you kick! Teamwork, fellas!
<i>Wunderbar!</i>

01:25:33.212 --> 01:25:34.545
How you doing, fellas?

01:25:34.630 --> 01:25:36.047
Boom! Bam!

01:26:05.744 --> 01:26:07.453
- Are you all right?
- Never better.

01:26:07.579 --> 01:26:09.705
Listen, when I give you the signal,
I want you to open the gate.

01:26:09.790 --> 01:26:11.374
I take it
you have a plan.

01:26:11.458 --> 01:26:12.959
I'm gonna
divide the house.

01:26:17.756 --> 01:26:20.216
The tablet! Now!

01:26:20.300 --> 01:26:21.717
Okay, sure,
you can have it.

01:26:21.802 --> 01:26:23.882
Just tell me who the boss is
and I'll give it to you.

01:26:23.929 --> 01:26:26.430
Or should I give it to Kahmunrah?
He's your master, right?

01:26:26.682 --> 01:26:28.641
Nyet! He is not
our master!

01:26:28.725 --> 01:26:30.351
Really? 'Cause
he acts like he is.

01:26:30.435 --> 01:26:32.436
But fine, just tell me who the
boss is and you can have it.

01:26:32.521 --> 01:26:34.939
Hey! That'd be me.

01:26:36.275 --> 01:26:39.443
This man is a peasant! I am the
only one here of noble birth!

01:26:39.528 --> 01:26:42.488
Really? 'Cause he's got more
medals and a bigger hat, but...

01:26:42.614 --> 01:26:44.615
Thank you. You might
got a lot of medals,

01:26:44.700 --> 01:26:47.326
but you put one of your little
child hands on that tablet again,

01:26:47.452 --> 01:26:50.246
it'll be the last thing them tiny
little mitts of yours ever touch.

01:26:50.330 --> 01:26:52.206
Why would you touch
little Nippy?

01:26:54.293 --> 01:26:55.626
I can handle this, okay?

01:26:55.711 --> 01:26:58.796
You can handle nothing!
You can barely speak, you fool!

01:26:58.881 --> 01:27:01.048
You know what?
No problem.

01:27:01.133 --> 01:27:02.800
I'll give it to you.
You see that?

01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:08.306
Oh, you're
a spunky little fella!

01:27:12.477 --> 01:27:17.899
Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting
them to fight amongst themselves.

01:27:17.983 --> 01:27:19.817
Yeah. I can't
really take credit.

01:27:19.902 --> 01:27:21.777
It was
Abraham Lincoln's idea.

01:27:21.862 --> 01:27:24.238
You know,
a house divided can't...

01:27:25.073 --> 01:27:27.074
- Doesn't do well.
- Yes, well,

01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:30.870
you should have saved yourself
when you had the chance,

01:27:32.497 --> 01:27:34.749
because now I shall have
the tremendous pleasure

01:27:35.167 --> 01:27:36.500
of killing you myself!

01:28:27.260 --> 01:28:28.636
What are you?

01:28:30.806 --> 01:28:32.223
I'm the night guard.

01:28:32.891 --> 01:28:35.726
No!

01:28:44.903 --> 01:28:46.821
Victory is ours!

01:28:48.573 --> 01:28:49.740
Yeah!

01:28:55.205 --> 01:28:57.415
Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about!

01:28:57.499 --> 01:28:59.375
Yeah!

01:29:04.256 --> 01:29:06.674
I'd say somebody
found his moxie.

01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:10.594
The Battle of
the Smithsonian.

01:29:12.264 --> 01:29:15.641
Perhaps the greatest battle
the world will never know.

01:29:18.020 --> 01:29:19.353
We'll know.

01:29:22.774 --> 01:29:24.358
Yeah.

01:29:26.153 --> 01:29:28.946
Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise.
I got to get you guys back.

01:29:29.031 --> 01:29:33.034
In case you forgot, Gigantor,
they don't want us there anymore.

01:29:33.118 --> 01:29:34.493
Well, I do.

01:29:38.165 --> 01:29:40.875
Hey, think you could
hook us up with a ride?

01:29:42.169 --> 01:29:44.003
My pleasure, of course.

01:29:44.796 --> 01:29:48.299
Hang on a second. One last
thing I got to take care of.

01:29:49.301 --> 01:29:51.719
Come on, boy!
Come on, come on!

01:29:52.971 --> 01:29:54.138
Get in there!

01:29:57.017 --> 01:29:58.476
Feels good, right?

01:30:01.563 --> 01:30:05.483
You're welcome! Just get back
inside by sunrise, okay?

01:30:19.206 --> 01:30:22.124
These are promising days,
indeed.

01:30:45.273 --> 01:30:46.941
All right.
Hey, come on, guys.

01:30:47.025 --> 01:30:48.943
Remember, stay with
your buddy, all right?

01:30:50.195 --> 01:30:51.570
Good, good.

01:31:02.541 --> 01:31:04.291
Well, you're back
where you belong.

01:31:06.419 --> 01:31:08.212
Yeah. Think so.

01:31:15.053 --> 01:31:16.512
I guess
I should be going.

01:31:16.596 --> 01:31:17.680
Mmm.

01:31:18.932 --> 01:31:20.474
Hey, Amelia.

01:31:22.978 --> 01:31:25.729
That thing that I was trying
to tell you about earlier...

01:31:28.567 --> 01:31:31.068
There's not really
an easy way to put this,

01:31:32.112 --> 01:31:33.988
but, in the morning...

01:31:34.072 --> 01:31:36.157
I know what's coming,
Mr. Daley.

01:31:36.241 --> 01:31:37.616
I've always known.

01:31:39.411 --> 01:31:41.078
But it doesn't matter.

01:31:41.163 --> 01:31:45.124
You've given me the adventure
of a lifetime in one night.

01:31:47.252 --> 01:31:50.671
And I have a feeling it's going
to be a beautiful sunrise.

01:31:59.014 --> 01:32:00.514
Have fun.

01:32:09.774 --> 01:32:11.108
Thanks.

01:32:24.581 --> 01:32:25.748
Hmm!

01:33:02.327 --> 01:33:06.163
I don't know about you fellas, but this
old cowboy just got to second base.

01:33:09.042 --> 01:33:10.251
There she goes.

01:33:10.335 --> 01:33:11.535
Straight towards...

01:33:13.004 --> 01:33:14.713
Canada.

01:33:15.715 --> 01:33:17.549
She's heading to Canada.

01:33:19.886 --> 01:33:21.845
No, now she
course-corrected.

01:33:26.476 --> 01:33:27.768
Here, head on
downstairs, guys.

01:33:27.852 --> 01:33:29.311
- All righty.
- Good night, Larry.

01:33:29.396 --> 01:33:30.854
Hey, boy,
how's it going?

01:33:32.482 --> 01:33:35.234
Lawrence! Bless you
for bringing them back.

01:33:35.360 --> 01:33:38.028
And might I say, a hearty
well-done is in order.

01:33:38.154 --> 01:33:41.573
And may I also point out, they
cannot hide in the basement forever.

01:33:41.658 --> 01:33:43.284
Yeah. No, I think
I got that figured out.

01:33:43.368 --> 01:33:44.451
- Really?
- Yeah.

01:33:44.536 --> 01:33:46.370
Sun come, dum-dum.

01:33:47.372 --> 01:33:49.573
Our moai friend is right.
The dawn will soon be upon us.

01:33:49.666 --> 01:33:51.083
- Hey, Teddy.
- Hmm?

01:33:51.167 --> 01:33:52.626
Remember the other night
you were saying something

01:33:52.711 --> 01:33:54.044
about the key to happiness?

01:33:54.087 --> 01:33:54.439
Did I?

01:33:54.464 --> 01:33:55.847
You said,
"The key to happiness is..."

01:33:55.880 --> 01:33:58.299
And then the sun came up
and you froze.

01:33:58.425 --> 01:34:00.217
- I think I got it figured out.
- Yes?

01:34:00.719 --> 01:34:04.013
It's doing what you love, isn't it?
With people you love.

01:34:06.266 --> 01:34:08.186
Actually, I was going to
say "physical exercise",

01:34:08.226 --> 01:34:09.601
but the love thing's
good, too.

01:34:15.358 --> 01:34:16.358
Lawrence!

01:34:16.401 --> 01:34:17.568
Yeah.

01:34:19.904 --> 01:34:21.572
Welcome home, son.

01:34:23.908 --> 01:34:25.367
Thanks.

01:34:40.258 --> 01:34:42.009
Well, folks,
the wait is over.

01:34:42.093 --> 01:34:43.886
After two months
of renovation,

01:34:43.970 --> 01:34:47.681
tonight, The Museum of Natural History
reopens its doors to the public.

01:34:47.766 --> 01:34:50.142
As you can see, New
Yorkers are flooding in,

01:34:50.268 --> 01:34:52.770
eager to see just what
changes are in store.

01:34:52.896 --> 01:34:54.605
With its new,
extended night hours,

01:34:54.731 --> 01:34:57.441
we're told the museum will
be more lively than ever.

01:35:06.451 --> 01:35:10.662
- Well, well, well, well!
- Hey.

01:35:11.498 --> 01:35:14.124
I see the uniform still fits
after these long, long years.

01:35:14.250 --> 01:35:16.627
Yeah, yeah. Really hasn't
been that long, but...

01:35:17.504 --> 01:35:21.465
So, to what do we owe
this "triumphant" return?

01:35:21.591 --> 01:35:25.010
Not cut out for the "corporate"
jungle after all. Got fired.

01:35:26.805 --> 01:35:29.765
No, actually,
I sold my company.

01:35:29.849 --> 01:35:32.810
The world doth move
in mysterious ways.

01:35:32.936 --> 01:35:35.729
One day, we've got to get
rid of everything old,

01:35:35.814 --> 01:35:41.860
the next, a rich, anonymous
donor gives a huge endowment.

01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:45.948
With a proviso, everything
stays the same. So...

01:35:50.620 --> 01:35:52.455
Well, not exactly the
same, obviously.

01:35:52.479 --> 01:35:52.938
No.

01:35:53.039 --> 01:35:55.958
Bully, lads and ladies, the
name is Theodore Roosevelt,

01:35:56.042 --> 01:36:00.879
naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth
President of these great United States.

01:36:01.005 --> 01:36:04.508
Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot.
Lawrence.

01:36:10.014 --> 01:36:12.891
Hey, you dum-dums
bring me gum-gum?

01:36:20.733 --> 01:36:24.069
My parents gave me this
tablet some 3,000 years ago,

01:36:24.195 --> 01:36:28.323
entrusting me with one of my
people's most prized possessions.

01:36:28.408 --> 01:36:29.950
Does it do anything?

01:36:30.034 --> 01:36:31.243
Do anything?

01:36:31.369 --> 01:36:33.370
Yeah. What's the point
if it doesn't do anything?

01:36:34.539 --> 01:36:35.622
<i>Tell 'em.</i>

01:36:35.707 --> 01:36:40.210
Actually, it has a magical power that
brings all the exhibits to life.

01:36:40.336 --> 01:36:41.753
No, really,
what's it do?

01:36:43.423 --> 01:36:45.924
Nothing. It's just
for decoration.

01:36:46.050 --> 01:36:47.384
- I knew it.
- Mmm-hmm.

01:36:48.553 --> 01:36:52.389
This place is lame. This thing
doesn't even look real.

01:36:52.515 --> 01:36:55.601
Seriously, dude,
these animatronics suck.

01:37:05.069 --> 01:37:06.487
- Mammoth?
- Yeah.

01:37:06.571 --> 01:37:08.030
Extinct!

01:37:08.406 --> 01:37:09.656
Today's technology
is beyond me.

01:37:09.741 --> 01:37:10.782
I know.
It's so lifelike.

01:37:10.867 --> 01:37:12.784
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something else.

01:37:13.203 --> 01:37:14.995
You'll stick around
a bit longer this time,

01:37:15.079 --> 01:37:17.748
or you gonna run away again
when you get something better?

01:37:18.875 --> 01:37:20.355
- I'm gonna stay.
- Stay, for a long time.

01:37:20.418 --> 01:37:21.585
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

01:37:22.253 --> 01:37:27.382
Good. 'Cause, as night
guards go, you're...

01:37:28.593 --> 01:37:30.886
- What?
- The best.

01:37:32.096 --> 01:37:33.722
Excuse me.

01:37:39.062 --> 01:37:41.271
You, the toddler!
Don't hug the displays.

01:38:17.976 --> 01:38:19.059
I'm sorry. Hi.

01:38:19.143 --> 01:38:21.144
I don't mean to stare.
I just...

01:38:21.479 --> 01:38:24.648
You look a lot like
somebody I know, and...

01:38:25.441 --> 01:38:26.817
I get that a lot.

01:38:26.943 --> 01:38:27.652
Do you?

01:38:27.677 --> 01:38:30.511
Yeah. I guess I have
that kind of face.

01:38:31.155 --> 01:38:32.864
- Familiar.
- Yeah.

01:38:33.950 --> 01:38:36.952
You're not by any chance related
to Amelia Earhart, are you?

01:38:37.704 --> 01:38:39.079
- No.
- No.

01:38:39.163 --> 01:38:41.164
- No, I don't think so.
- Of course you're not.

01:38:41.291 --> 01:38:43.041
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe I'm...

01:38:43.126 --> 01:38:45.210
I just had to ask.
I'm sorry.

01:38:45.837 --> 01:38:49.298
She was that woman who
flew across the Pacific.

01:38:49.382 --> 01:38:51.216
- The Atlantic.
- Atlantic. Of course.

01:38:51.342 --> 01:38:53.802
First woman to fly across the Atlantic,
and she received the Flying Cross,

01:38:53.886 --> 01:38:55.512
first woman to do that.

01:38:56.222 --> 01:38:59.391
- That's very cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.

01:39:06.858 --> 01:39:10.402
Hey, you know what you should check
out is the the Hall of Miniatures.

01:39:12.071 --> 01:39:14.656
Could you take me there?
I'm always getting lost.

01:39:17.076 --> 01:39:21.038
Yeah, I know. Sure.
Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.

01:39:21.706 --> 01:39:23.206
Thank you.

01:39:23.708 --> 01:39:25.876
- I'm Larry Daley.
- Tess.

01:40:00.953 --> 01:40:02.704
Joseph, time for dinner!

01:40:02.789 --> 01:40:03.997
One second, Ma!

01:40:04.082 --> 01:40:08.293
Joey Motorola, you get down
here for supper right now!

01:40:08.419 --> 01:40:11.922
I said one second, Ma! I really
think I'm on to something here!

01:40:12.715 --> 01:40:15.425
<i>♪ If it's you and me forever ♪</i>

01:40:15.510 --> 01:40:18.011
<i>♪ If it's you and me right now ♪</i>

01:40:18.096 --> 01:40:21.515
<i>♪ That'd be alright ♪</i>

01:40:21.599 --> 01:40:25.102
<i>♪ It'll be alright ♪</i>

01:40:25.603 --> 01:40:28.897
<i>♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪</i>

01:40:28.981 --> 01:40:34.111
<i>♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪</i>

01:40:34.195 --> 01:40:39.908
<i>♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪</i>

01:40:40.993 --> 01:40:43.245
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:40:43.788 --> 01:40:46.748
<i>♪ Gonna fly with me now ♪</i>

01:40:51.170 --> 01:40:54.047
<i>♪ Now the past ♪</i>

01:40:54.132 --> 01:40:56.466
<i>♪ Has come alive ♪</i>

01:40:56.551 --> 01:40:59.928
<i>♪ And give it meaning ♪</i>

01:41:00.012 --> 01:41:03.598
<i>♪ And a reason ♪</i>

01:41:03.683 --> 01:41:08.311
<i>♪ To give all I can ♪</i>

01:41:09.772 --> 01:41:14.943
<i>♪ To believe once again ♪</i>

01:41:16.571 --> 01:41:19.573
<i>♪ If it's you and me forever ♪</i>

01:41:19.657 --> 01:41:21.992
<i>♪ If it's you and me right now ♪</i>

01:41:22.076 --> 01:41:25.495
<i>♪ That'd be alright ♪</i>

01:41:25.580 --> 01:41:29.458
<i>♪ It'll be alright ♪</i>

01:41:29.542 --> 01:41:32.836
<i>♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪</i>

01:41:32.920 --> 01:41:38.091
<i>♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪</i>

01:41:38.176 --> 01:41:43.305
<i>♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪</i>

01:41:43.389 --> 01:41:46.433
<i>♪ Maybe you were just a friend ♪</i>

01:41:46.517 --> 01:41:49.686
<i>♪ Knowing you were miles away ♪</i>

01:41:49.771 --> 01:41:54.399
<i>♪ From the place ♪
♪ where you needed to be ♪</i>

01:41:54.484 --> 01:41:58.111
<i>♪ And that's right here with me ♪</i>

01:41:59.864 --> 01:42:02.532
<i>♪ If it's you and me forever ♪</i>

01:42:02.992 --> 01:42:05.285
<i>♪ If it's you and me right now ♪</i>

01:42:05.369 --> 01:42:08.205
<i>♪ That'd be alright ♪</i>

01:42:12.627 --> 01:42:16.087
<i>♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪</i>

01:42:16.172 --> 01:42:21.218
<i>♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪</i>

01:42:21.302 --> 01:42:27.641
<i>♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪</i>

01:42:38.069 --> 01:42:41.238
<i>♪ If it's you and me forever ♪</i>

01:42:41.322 --> 01:42:43.782
<i>♪ If it's you and me right now ♪</i>

01:42:43.866 --> 01:42:47.118
<i>♪ That'd be alright ♪</i>

01:42:47.203 --> 01:42:51.122
<i>♪ It'll be alright ♪</i>

01:42:51.207 --> 01:42:54.501
<i>♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪</i>

01:42:54.585 --> 01:42:59.506
<i>♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪</i>

01:42:59.590 --> 01:43:06.471
<i>♪ So won't you fly, fly ♪</i>

01:43:07.390 --> 01:43:12.978
<i>♪ fly with me? ♪</i>

01:43:13.002 --> 01:43:24.002
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