*coming up next in Job(?) Interview*
"nothing can beat this guy even a flash"
Choi Minho... you're insane
Insanely Amazing... ♥
AH WAT DA FAK
HEYYYYYYY
We have a rough interview ahead of us... (: *runs off*
[Show!terview with Jessi]
(before shooting)
So basically this show is SNAFU
*ah yes!* So basically this show is SNAFU
Meaning I can be SNAFU as well?
And here Jesshit style interview begins!
World
World of...
World of... WUT?
OoOH yOu changed the script FINALLY
(puzzled Minho)
Today's extremely-special guest made the changes in the rhetoric!
★ WORLD TOP STAR ★
Flaming charisma
Flaming charisma MINHO
(good to)(see y'all)
Hello all!
This is "Flaming charisma",
This is "Flaming charisma", Minho
You're asked to introduce yourself as "Flaming charisma"?
I was in high school when I made my debut
And in school days, like the others, I wanted something cool
Charisma sounded cool!
And YOU THINK THIS IS COOL?
(It's back when in wild school days)
And he's sticking with this concept?
To be honest,
I hate doing this
Then quit ittt
But it was on the cue card...
WHY YOU WROTE IT DOWN?!
Jumping into fiery interview!
But anywho
(idol star ) But anywho because we have idol star
tOdaY'S qUitE difFerEent TodAy
(Mr. Right)
We're too close to each other
Even his look makes Jessi nervous
Are those shoulder pads?
*broad-shouldered*
No, this is my concept today
(That's your style... aye?)
So this bothered you?
Yah
Makes your head smaller!
Should I take this off?
Nothing wrong with your clothing... You just have a small head...
Your head is peanut size!
I've never seen such a small face like yours!
*peanut*
Is that so?
Dude, I've seen all kinds of celebs (* T/N: A small size head is a compliment)
Her first time to see this small face in 16 years (* T/N: not an offense like in western culture)
Btw, his hair is freakin RED
hIS hAIr is fReAKkin RED
*OOF*
What makes that hair color?!
We're real close with comeback
SHINee?
SHINee is set to make their comeback with the 7th studio album!
I was discharged from the military not too long ago
So my hair is the shortest
*gotcha*
And that is holding my back from pulling off all kinds of different styles
I guess this is the most phenomenal color I've ever done
So what
Just saying
His 13 years of variety show experience duhh
Why I wanna tease him so bad lol
(Cuz he's too cute!)
Q. What are you up to these days?
Well apparently
It's been three months since Minho was discharged from the military
That's why he became so manly?
It changes me for a bit
It brought changes in my mindset
and also in the way of speaking as well
After just discharged from the military I started the promotions
Along with working on the new album
And most recently, right after I was discharged
I've been to the jungle
Frankly he's here to promote "Law of the Jungle – Pioneers"
Not my company asked me to do it
People came up to me like:
"Haven't you ever been to a jungle for once?"
And this is his first jungle experience
Thought it'd be a nice start to go jungle as a first program after I was discharged
You ask for trouble...
(she've been to jungle)
Jessi: (speechless)
*LMAO*
Why you're lost in words lol
Think of it now... the anger well up in me
To be frank, it was a good experience after all
But my cue card says something different from what you said
Jessi: "The jungle was more challenging than the military service?"
That's because the military
feed me three meals a day
(AHA!)
(Quite serious in meals)
And HE CRIED
(GOTCHU!)
What happened?
I bet not because of meal, right?
(became sentimental)
What made you cry?
No matter how tough the situation is, I don't cry
Yeah so
What made you cry?
The reason why I cry was because...
Check it out on the show!
(Hmm...)
Guess I made her annoyed!
(extremely polite)
Sorry! I'm sorry!
What made Minho cried in the jungle?
Premired on Feb 20th, 8:55 PM (KST) Check it out on "Law of the Jungle – Pioneers"! :D
[Handsome Interview]
'Some'thing on your face, Minho?
...
Please not the one I'm thinking...
HandSOME
OH MA GAWUUUUUUD!!!!
I did it because it's you
(deeply appreciate it)
You say there's something on my face, quick
Oh, nuna your face...
something 'ful' on your face
(not the one I'm thinking...)
(gave him a reality check) DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS???
HEY!!!
I SAID IT TOO!!
What's on my face!
Something 'ful' on your face...
What is it?
Beauty'ful'?
But hey, Korean pun is pissing me off lol
Koreans' flirting is outrageous!
Q. Do you agree with you're handsome?
(hesitates)
What I am...
YOU GET IT RIGHT
This is not an interview but...
more likely interrogation...
Seems like she's interrogating him...
YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE HANDSOME!!
So... I... um... like...
*just an average(?)*
I'm somewhat...
I'm somewhat... my eyes are quite big
SUPER BIG!
What I just realized right now is
His face is this small (Describing Minho's appearance)
And his eyes are like this big (Describing Minho's appearance)
Let's say... a face with clear-cut features
AND HE HAS A LARGE MOUTH
He is lack of somethingggg!
(Idols' health keeper) GET SOME WEIGHT!!
*alright alright*
I don't think camera loves him
(let's verify)
(screen test)
He looks different in this (camera) from that (in person)!
But gosh his eyes are super big tho
Just lost in admiration
How can one look like him?
So I look better in person?
Correcta!
Looks way better in person *Jessi Approved*
Since Minho is handsome,
we came up with [Handsome Interview]!
[Handsome Interview]?
You said it as well That you're handsome!
Nooo I didn't mention it in that way!
You said 'ain't bad'
Right Not bad!
(They both agreed with 'not bad')
Answer the question with a handsome facial expression
Ooh facial expression!
For instance
PD-nim: Jessi, what did you eat today?
PIZZA
(got rekt)
Too Much Sexiness caused a mental breakdown
(UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY)
But you do with facial expression
I'll give it a shot Cuz I'm on Show!terview
Q. What did you eat today?
Sundae-gukbap (* T/N: Korean sausage soup with rice)
*smirk* Sundae-gukbap
(grin from ear to ear)
Her first laughter in the 38th episode
(embarrassed)
*appreciation from her heart*
*good heavens!*
Q. What are you gonna have for dinner?
Ox bone soup?
*wanna have it with me?* Ox bone soup?
(she's done with appreciating)
That's for real!
Whatev
*LOL*
I didn't say a word!
But your face was lol
I know what kind of corner is this I get it, alright?
So full of himself lol
She's jelly to see a prettier man than her
(then I'm DONE)
This is what this show is supposed to be lol
Q. What's your ideal type?
A girl who shares the same sense of humor
*wink* A girl who shares the same sense of humor
*LUL*
This is hard to do when you're ask to do!
(Minho is just born to be handsome D:)
Q. What's the first thing you want to do most after COVID-19?
I'd love to hold a concert with fans!
Shawols, stick with us! ♥
Q. What is it like to be
What is it like to be on Show!terview?
I think Jessi nuna is so nice
(Thanks man ♥)
I second that! ♥
[Job(?) Interview]
The next segment will be too lengthy if I read this
May I read it for you?
You stay still!
*OOF*
I just tried to help you out!
So we'll have someone here
Oh someone will be here?
Let's bring Jung-shik oppa in!
(Shik-E)
Cho Jung-sik Praises himself "The notable good-looker of SBS"
Woah his face is for real...
*WOAH*
His face is small as my fist!
(skipped to write something)
(shameful)
Just go back to your seat...
Look at those big eyes
Why the heck is your hair so red?
I was coming from far away
Thought "MMTG" is shooting in here
Say, he just looks like a celebrity
But you'd be sick of hearing these comments
No, I'm pleased to hear that
I was discharged from the military not too long ago
Shall be striving for compliments yet
You're super handsome
and red hair was a great choice
I'm so pleased to hear those comments! ♥
Did you succeed Marine Corps' spirit by coloring your hair?
*Marine Corps Red*
People came up with that idea
The reason that enables our daily life to go peacefully,
is thanks to all service members
(He's even an upright person...)
Why?
(She lost words at Minho's perfection)
Speaking of "he just looks like a celebrity"
Yes
There's a very famous meme
A very famous meme of Minho that can't forget to mention!
And a flurry of flashing cameras
"nothing can beat this guy even a flash"
Can we see this in the flesh?
Well... could you keep flashing?
(No sweat)
*OME*
AH WAT DA FAK
HEYYYYYYY
*runs off*
I could've able to hold out
Let's verify it then!
(In order to concentrate on his face, we'll stop adding subtitles for a while)
*ARGGGGH!!!!* / (This is fine)
Choi Minho... you're insane
Insanely Amazing... ♥
His eyes are wet (?)
His timeless handsomeness after 13 years since his debut
*eyes watering* His timeless handsomeness after 13 years since his debut
Now you're dazzled, right?
Well I managed to stick it out It was okay
(respect)
Next is Top solo artist, Jessi!
Jessi!
Jessi! Here!
AHHH FAQ!
Not possible for everyone
That's because
He was available because he's SHINee
Maybe the journalists don't like me that much
(Oh you joking!)
Oh I can't see!
(oof...)
Please proceed
(The new way of putting someone work in)
It's "Show!terview with Jessi" and now she's asking me to proceed
(New blinking white guy meme)
I came here to help you, Minho
Ah yes!
Since you were discharged not too long ago
At the moment, you're not a regular member of shows, right?
I've barely on shows as a regular cast
But I'd love to become a regular member
Can you become a regular cast in "Law of the Jungle"?
I think I can do well in the Jungle as well, if I'm added as a regular
WUUUT? But you cried in the jungle!
Check that out on the show!
Premired on Feb 20th, 8:55 PM (KST) "Law of the Jungle – Pioneers"!
So anyways, you're eager to become a regular cast in variety shows
Yeah, right I'd love to
Verify your variety shows ability!
*Ooh*
The most famous variety show on SBS "Running Man"
Jessi, you were on the show quite often
Yeah I did
What's the skill that is required in "Running Man"?
No matter what
'Gotta team up with Jaesuk oppa'
(Life changing tip +1)
You have to jump into the game without a second thought
Ask me anything now Quick!
Q. Name three tobacco brands do you prefer
Parliament lights!
Parliament!
Just Parliament!
This is what a variety show is! BOOM!
*cUlTuRe sHoCK*
(familiar) / (got rekt again)
(got rekt again)
Is tHiS oKAy...?
Don't you think variety shows have changed a lot while you were serving in the military?
180 degree change
The world has changed a lot You didn't know that?
*Just discovered the new world*
I don't know what kind of mindset you had before coming over here
but you'd better steel yourself
Man, you made the wrong choice
(oh dear)
Dude, I'm so ripped!
Guess I had t0o mUch cOfFeE
(high) Slayin' & Chillin'
Athletic ability is the key requirement in "Running Man"
SHINee Minho / Athletic Idol Idol Star Athletics Championships Legend
So here's the segment we prepared!
Proudly Presents
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik"
Bang!
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik" Bang! bang!
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik" Bang! bang! bAng!
Oh ma gauuuuud...
*GAME*
The key requirement of variety shows! Athletic ability
Control the string connected with bread with toes The one who eats three bites the bread first wins!
The key requirement of variety shows Verifying his athletic ability
Hey Jung-Shik ♪
What was it?
Cho Jung...
Oh 'Cho' too? Kay
Her pronunciation was clear enough to double-check (* T/N: She almost swore)
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik"
Bang!
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik" Bang! Bang!
"Defeat Cho Jung-sik" Bang! Bang! Bang!
The one who eats three bites
(sets his heart on!) will win the game!
One
Two
Three!
*dropped*
That's hard than I thought!
close enough... or not D:
(First bite)
Such an athletic idol, Minho
This is hard...
Why you can't eat tho...
In a way, it lowkey looks a bit lewd
(First bite)
Why you eat erotically?
1 - 1
*groaning*
(me giving a shot)
(404 error)
*licks*
*NOM*
(Second bite)
2 - 1
(worn out)
This game is a flexibility game, which appeared in the 438th episode of "Running Man"
Running a test on his ability, in order to help with Minho added to be a regular member
(You try it...)
(Second bite)
Looks like a cat
(Third bite)
Fought back well tho
Minho WINS!
[Minho's Variety Shows Ability] Max in sociability, appearance, viability, and sense
[Minho's Variety Shows Ability] Now max in Athletic ability too
I was wondering if Minho
Anything that you can appeal to your strong points?
Alacrity
Alacrity and Agility
So here's the segment we prepared!
*OOF*
That's the exact answer I was looking for!
I'm fast
(OoOH)
*whoop* (OoOH)
You good at fighting?
(oof) I've never fought with anyone
Well that's because of your image
(have nothing to do with this) No, for real! Never fought with anyone!
Choi Minho Was a wonderful student
The key requirement of variety shows Verifying his Agility
Now you're asked to answer my question in five words
Oh five words
Q. How do you feel now?
I am so delighted now
*DANNNNNNGGGG*
Pretty, pretty, pretty good!
(maybe genius) He's quite good at this!
(Became competitive)
Q. What you do at home?
I just enjoy watching TV
DANNNNNNGGG
YOU LIAR!!!!
(100% innocent)
The third one will be tricky
Q. Were you seeing someone lately?
No I have been lonely
nope nope nah nay nooo no-no no way
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!
You gotta improve your Agility
(Imma show ya)
I wasn't seeing anyone...eee
(the heck)
Now who's the QUEEN
(Time, time)
Did you take a break for about two years recently?
How did you know that?
Not fully warmed-up yet
(This is the trend of variety shows...)
Q. What are your sleeping habits?
I have no sleeping habits
What a shame
Q. What are your sleeping habits?
I have...
I have... sleeping habits NO
*WAIT A SEC*
ThiS iS tHe TrEnd Duhhh
I have no sleeping habits
sleeping habits NO!!!
*Perfect teamwork*
(K.O)
That was a harsh variety show experience
Whacha think about Jessi nuna?
I love her so much
OoOH
Whacha think about Minho, Jessi?
I fAQin lIke Him bAbE
*LMAOOOO*
(blew him away)
Did you learn any difference between your answer and hers?
ARE YOU SURE THIS CAN BE AIRED?
And this allowed her to slay and carry all the shows in 2020
*2020 Super Rookie: Rookie Award Winner*
I learned a lesson today
Anyway, we went through the tests
We've found a variety show that'll be just a right fit for you
Oh what's the name?
Conclusion: "Law of the Jungle"
Anyway "Law of the Jungle"
Q. Promote "Law of the Jungle"
Visit again if I go
You'll go again if you go?
Will visit again if go But you cried tho
Watch how Jessi answers
Won't go even get paid
If you're the producer, who would you pick?
We have "Law of the Jungle" Producer here
Kim Junsu / Producer "Law of the Jungle" Producer
*Sup PD-nim*
Go again if pay me
I'll go too if they pay me
I'm just sayin' LOL
Can Minho go to the jungle whenever he wants to?
Even "Regular member" is possible
Will you cast me too?
Yeah As a regular member
Ain't goin'
There may be blue and better blue
[SHINee Interview]
This segment is [SHINee Interview]!
YUP
Q. What's your position in SHINee?
Rapper,
Rapper, Vocalist
And...
VISUAL
*CRINGEY*
Didn't wanted to do it because this is what I thought
(But truly, visual...♥)
Q. How did you join SHINee?
Well in my case...
STREET-CAST
How
What were you doing
Where!@#
Where were you
SKI RESORT
Ski resort!
They even cast in a ski resort?
I was eating Tteok-bokki in the ski resort
While eating Tteok-bokki
Three ladies were chasing after me and my brother
So we kept avoiding them
Thought they were strangers
I was kept avoiding them and ended up giving me a business card
We're from SM Entertainment
If you're willing to apply for an audition, please contact us
And they kept asked my phone number
I didn't have a cell phone back then, gave my home phone number instead
And handed the business card to my mom
That was when
Back when tons of street-casting scams happened!
Right, right I remember
As soon as when my mom received it, she told me it's a scam
And that event happened in a ski resort
Doesn't make any sense, no!
And she ripped it off
Right in front of me
So what happended next?
But after then, they kept calling my place
Somehow they managed to found about my school and kept coming
(that's so lit...)
Eventually, that led his mom to open her heart to the company's sincerity and efforts
And started training
He found interest in dancing and singing
and led him to dream of becoming a singer
So then after that
If they don't let him make a debut, that will make him so pissed
*PLOT TWIST*
You made a debut really fast
Yeah right...
Wow that plot...
How you come across...
I've never thought about it in that way
That would have been really annoying
Appreciate his quick debut :D
So what you did in SM Entertainment?
Minho became a trainee right before Super Junior's debut
I watched them practicing
So the very first celebrity you met was Super Junior?
Yeah back then
Who was the coolest?
The coolest member was...
Donghae hyung
Hee-chul Hyung was cool as well
And the best part was
Shindong hyung from Super Junior
I didn't know anything about dance, and he taught me all kinds of dance moves
You can become the top dancer too bro
What's the move he taught you?
Moonwalk
Moonwalk for the first time
But it's super simple than I taught it'd be
Minho's Special Move: Moonwalk learned from Shindong
When SHINee was being formed
Q. First impression of the members?
Back when all the members...
There's a word we said
Would we able to make our debut?
We thought we weren't prepared enough
What we perform will be on TV,
and we haven't reached up that level
Our standard was way too high
Because you've been watching sunbae-nims' performances
Right, from Super Junior to TVXQ
And from watching Shindong's Moonwalk performance
CORRECT
We had BoA nuna and Girls' Generation nunas
SHINee was suspicious of their level from watching sunbae-nims' performance on TV
But I haven't thought your performance wasn't good enough
The Irreplaceable Greatest Group: SHINee
(I'll grind harder :D)
Q. Which member do you feel the closest?
Onew hyung
I lived with him until I was enlisted in the military
Onew hyung, the leader of the group, goes well with Minho
Do you live on your own?
Yeah I live on my own
So you're on own after discharged from the military?
★ He's on own after 13 years since debut ★
Q. Which member don't you get along with the most?
The one I don't get along...
Not now, I get along well We get along well now
But at first...
Key and I didn't get along well
Y tho? Why?
We have different tastes
(sports fan) I'm a fan of sports, and I love watching sports
But Key wasn't that kind of style
Then what kind of style is he?
He hates sports
There was a confrontation caused by a difference in tastes...
Since we didn't get along, we fought over minor things like meals
Right that's how it goes
And after we became a team, we bickered, and later on
They respect each other's tastes
and have been together for a long while, now they became great friends
So you said now you get along with Key
Choose one over the other
Earn 1 billion thanks to Key, but listen to his words about taking credits for the rest of your life VS.
VS. Just earn 100 million and done
I'll just go with 100 million won
Woah Talking about taking credits?
Gives him a headache
★ 91-ers Friendship Forever ★
From now on, we'll go a bit strict
According to a survey,
SHINee has the largest number of catchiest songs in the Korean music industry
Oh okay
Do you agree?
"Ring Ding Dong"
"Ring Ding Dong", "Lucifer"
"Ring Ding Dong", "Lucifer", and "View"
Since we have lots of catchy songs, I partially agree with that
Okay... Speaking of "Ring Ding Dong"
It was told that "Ring Ding Dong" is an earworm for the college entrance exam
(Okay... here it comes...)
Yeah I'm aware of it
According to my research
Da hell! You surprised me!
(sticking with his concept) After "Ring Ding Dong" promotion,
(sticking with his concept) You also took the college entrance exam
Yeah...
Did you do well on your exam?
I'd say I tried hard on the parts which I knew
While you let others ruin their exam
*LOLLLL*
Meaning you did okay or fine?
Not did okay or fine
But as usual...
THERE ARE TONS OF PEOPLE WHO MESSED UP WITH THE EXAM OUT THERE
No there could be a misunderstanding
To get rid of the competitors?
*NEVER*
(I'm innocent)
(let me explain)
I need to do well on the college entrance exam
Let's go with catchy song!
♩ RING DING DONG ♪
(that's not true at all)
(And here's someone who really believes in this)
I really need to explain this
I didn't mean to do it at all
To. All victims(?) who were suffered from "Ring Ding Dong"
*apologize*
Feel like I did something cruel thing to you...
I was rigorous to speak out the words on behalf of the others! My apologizes
No, I've always wanted to apologize for taking the time and opportunity
I'm glad I was able to make it on Show!terview
Then when did you release "Lucifer"?
Darn...
To. All victims(?) who were suffered from "Lucifer"
I AM DEEPLY SORRY
Letting you know that we have other catchy songs as well...♥
We just talked about this topic
SHINee to make their comeback with the 7th Studio Album, "Don't Call Me"
So I finally got discharged at the latest
We're making our comeback with the 7th Studio Album after three years
Geez, you guys already made up to 7th?
Well, I haven't gone to 7th yet
Can tell SM Entertainment treats its artists well
(Yup they're the best...♥)
(PSY oppa... you watching?)
You dropped the title track already, haven't you?
Yeah we did
The name of the title track is
"Don't Call Me"
Quit calling me?
- Quit calling me? - Stop calling me
DON'T CALL ME
Yeah! That's the vibe!
(Wait wut?)
For real?
Yup you just did a great job!
♬ dun't cAlL Me ♬
That's the vibe?
It repeats a similar vibe several times
★Spoiler Alert★ SHINee's New Title Track
You lift one leg Lift your right leg
♬ DON'T CALL ME
How many times do you keep telling me not to call ya?
I WON'T! GEEZ!
But say you've been kept calling me!
Found like 6 or 70 missing calls!
The story makes you indulge in the song!
(thonking)
Come to think of it, "Don't Call Me" is risky too, though
"Don't Call Me" becomes the earworm for the college entrance exam of 2021?
(already stuck on the song) ♬ DON'T CALL ME ♬ DON'T CALL ME
(already stuck on the song either) ♬ DON'T CALL ME ♬ DON'T CALL ME
Anywho, you guys are clear because now it's February
Ahh yes, it's early February
I would've been so mad if you dropped it after a mock exam in September
(What a relief!) (T/N: The college entrance exam is taken place in November)
Dropped in February 22nd (KST) Sit back, Relax and Enjoy!
[Cookie Clip]
How was it today for being on Show!terview?
First things first, I had so much fun
I appreciate for making a friendly vibe,
allowing me to show real myself
Those comments make me delighted!
This interview made me feel comfy and relaxed, allowed me to talk turkey
I loved it
Any last words to our viewers!
In company with SHINee is making comeback
Dear Show!terview viewers!
I am also a huge fan of Show!terview
SHINee will be coming back soon And me, Minho will grind hard!
Hope you support and stick around with us! Thank you!
And?
Premired on Feb 20th, 8:55 PM (KST) Check out "Law of the Jungle – Pioneers"!
And the reason why you MUST watch it
I am curious why he cried!
(He sobbed ;n;)
Now I gotta catch up with gifs
Stay tuned with the premire! :D