We interview the hottest figure in the world!
[Show!terview with Jessi]
This is what you've been waiting so long:
Relationship counselling!
(Center...)
CENTER!
We are here!
Welcome!
COME ONNN!
Today's mentos for dating/relationship: MinKyoung Kim & MinSang Yoo
*Henlo* *Henlo*
(Appeared on EP.2 of Show!terview) *Henlo* *Henlo*
(on with Jessi)
Good to see you!
Thank you! It's been a while, Jessi!
Look how we're matched today! (Unexpectedly matched look)
W. H. O. A. A. A.
What do you mean by that!
What are you triggering?
Why are you provoking ma unnie as soon as you came in?
I just got wowed cause both of you look so beautiful
Sorry, I got you wrong
Don't be!
Why don't you just be a couple here?
Da heck are you talking about
*Nope? He's not your type?* Da heck are you talking about
Come on, what's wrong with you? *Offended*
You keep doing this and I'll just leave now
Sorryyy
Sorry, but I have to tell you...
You've been blocking my view toward Jessi
Then let's just have Jessi seated in between *Holding a grudge*
Never mind! Let me just come forward a little *Not a married couple*
It's that I met Minsang for the first time
😮H
As soon as I met him, I happened to watch the video about his daily life
Was so...
Pitiful.... It made me so sad
LMAOOO
All I did was just to show my daily life...
And she was almost crying by looking at it...
I really mean it (Min-sang lying on bed with a positive airway pressure device)
What was that again?
Oxygen something...?
That was not an oxygen inhaler pump
That was a positive airway pressure device! [*Positive airway pressure device: A devide used to treat snoring]
It makes me sleep tight without snoring
(A-ha) It makes me sleep tight without snoring
But the way Jessi was looking at me was...
*Gosh* *No wayy* (Evoking sympathy)
I mean, cause from the screen he was
wearing a scruffy shirts
with those hella dusty foot
She got to see those footages of all things...
That was the first thing I get to know about him, so I thought he has some health problem
Makes sense! *Jessi got worried(?) about his health deeply from her heart*
Why do you do the thing when you live alone?
That's because...
You do have a gf, doncha? *Gocha*
No!
Who would he sleep with it when he has a girlfriend?
Isn't it more weird if I seelp in hella dustry foot when I'm with my girlfriend?
Anyway that so pitiful...
That's not!
Oh, wait! Please say hello to our viewers first!
Haven't we given a greeting til now?
I forgot it! *What have we been doing so far?*
Now I see why this show is taking off
IT'S A MESS
(Dat da beauty of Show!terview)
Hello to all the viewers!
It's MinSang Yoo, a comediannnnn!
Nice to meet you all, it's MinKyoung Kim!
WE ARE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BLACKLIST
*ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BLACKLIST*
Looking at you guys like this...
SEEMS LIKE A COUPLE
We get that a lot *Feeling familiar*
Oh, do you?
Don't tell me I'm the only one who say so
See how she got nervous, just before?
CUZ THIS UNNIE IS FREAKIN STRONG
(Appeared on Show!terview 2 times this year already)
I didn't think we would be together again
I also thought that would be the last time we met...
There's a reason that we came together today
So tell us the reason
So tell us the reason, Hurry!
- Mobidic... - Hurry, hurry!
Do you know what Mobidic is?
❤Ma *Fo sho* Mobidic❤
We are one of them
So are we in the same channel?
- Yup! - See? She didn't know it!
(Producer of and ) - Yeah, I'm working on both of them
He is the producer of RRB
WUTTTT?
Feeling guilty for some reason...
That how things roll in this field...
They have all the same cameras
(SAME STAFF)
All same cameras?
All same
All same but you
Finally the secret of casting has releaved(?)
Oh, is that so...
That's what it is
Then it's a competition!
Not a competition,
Not a competition, but we are in the same group!
- Nay, I mean... - Just like a family! *We are on the same boat...*
We have same subscribers
Oh, do we?
Yeah, the same subscribers!
So that they could watch RRM after watching yours
What was it called again?
❤🖤 Romantic Relationship Blacklist 💔🖤
RRB? *K... Imma keep ma eyes on ya...*
Can't you smile when you talk? *K... Imma keep ma eyes on ya...*
We gotta go further together! (っ °Д °;)っ
Not a competition!
[Romantic Relationship Blacklist on Fridays at 6:30PM KST] Make sure to check it out plz...
What so bothers you?
When does it start?
It's already started!
(Screened amid enormous popular acclaim)
How come she has no interest...
You don't watch your show, do you?
(I do, but only mine period)
SO CLASSIC JESSI
That's why she has no idea!
What's the theme of the show?
Guys who suck at dating
Relationship blacklists
Heyy not a blacklist tho
She's been single since birth
I'm single too!
I'm single too! Count me in!
(Me when people around me seems like having fun)
She has no idea what 'Motae' means lolol (*T/N: 'Motae' means since birth in Korean)
You don't know what Motae/since birth means?
Nothing!
LovE NoThiNG!
Me neither
Come on!
You've been in a relationship tho
I dunno, just let me tag along 🥺
Ma'am, it's an emergency room here. Please move to a general ward
She's on a pro level
No, it's been quite a while since I dated last time
About 2 years?
Wanna tag along as being single for 2 years?
10 years for me
41 years for me
*SHOOK*
HOW COME?
Don't you remember you interviewed me on your show?
I told you this back then
I know..... but
thought it was a porky(?)!
THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE....
Cause 41-years is....
How old are you, btw?
Forty-one
Never dated someone before?
Wait, wait
You sure she had told Jessi?
(Yeah... this is exactly how she responded back then....)
- Single since birth? [From EP.32 / 13:17 of Show!terview]
- Just make it quick! Skip it already!
*Satisfied*
[Show!terview with Jessi]
HEY, OPPA! [Show!terview with Jessi]
#First_story
Since it's from a girl, you read it, MinKyoung
Please make it relatable!
Hi, I'm a 30-year-old lady
I'm so-called a 'Mo-Sol (Forever alone)' who has never dated a guy
*Gosh*
People around me suggest me going on a blind date
But I turned it down since I want to find a man in a natural way
Consequently, seems like everybody thinks I'm a weirdo
They say meeting a guy naturally only happens in a TV drama
Should I change my mindset and go on a blind date to find one?
(Got it)
Where I can relate to her is
I'm the one who wants to meet the one naturally
And I tent to feel uncomfy on a blind date
*Relate* - So awkward - I don't want it
So I rarely go on a date
But people around me say the same to me
Lately, I've been asking around to set me up on a blind date since I have few chances to meet a guy
But
When it actually comes to the point, I turn it down
Exactly! That's what I mean!
*Freaking related*
(Whacha doin gals..?)
Couldn't help myself
Unnie, I don't go on a blind date
But what if with Ha, Jeong-Woo?
"Nice to meet you" *Blind date all of a sudden*
I would say "Hi" *Blind date all of a sudden*
I DUNNO!!
That makes me super shy that I'd barely say hello
*Twisting her body out of shyness*
Just talking about JeonWoo oppa always makes me flush
I know what it's like to have a crush on somebody!
Ha, JeongWoo❤
*Back to the story* But still,
Aside from TV dramas, I truly believe we all have a destined partner
Tell me about it (Someday he will def show up)
How come
Button up!
*Bickering*
The point is she might not have recognized it
For instance, who knows if oppa has a crush on you and you never realize it (Huh?)
NO WAY
- That can't be true - I mean, for instance!
(Never happens even if one wakes up from death)
When it comes to destiny,
There was the time when I had been single for three years
I was so depressed back then
While I was thinking myself to be alone forever
All of a sudden, my old friend became my boyfriend
We gotta have people of opposite sex around ourselves a lot
I do have a lot tho!
So no one knows!
I do! 😥
Who knows what's ahead of you? Unnie, you should love yourself!
You are so beautiful and so nice!
*I love myself*
HOW DARE YOU, OPPA!
I was just listening!
What just happened?!
I was just listening! *YO MA GAL JESSI*
Anyway, I'm no longer take love a destiny
Why is that?
I realized that I should move forward to meet the one even if she's meant to be with me
You're talking...
You're talking... as if you've met a lot of girls
I know! He's sooo bragging himself huh? (As if a master of dating)
Whoa! That really hit the spot
That's what I'm saying everytime we shoot in
Wouldn't he listen to you?
He keeps bragging himself
*Phew, wha chu know?*
How dare you do so to ma unnie?
*Shaky*
Heyyyy
Why can't you do so here as you always do in front of me?
'Cause she had 5 ex-boyfriends
And I have only two
SO ANYWAY!
You don't need to go on a date, but just try it!
I mean not as 1 to 1
but like, 4 to 1
Oooops, I mean...
Is it a gang fight that you're talkin bout...?
So that you can pick one out of four lolol
- You mean like two to two? - Yah, 2 to 2
But not like forcing yourself to make a boyfriend
Just like meeting them very casually as friends!
Then he'll show up someday very naturally!
PROBLEM SOLVED
That's how we solve it...?
#Second_story
I have a boyfriend, who is an athlete
OOH LUV IT❤
(Inner voice)
He is a highly recognized player among his teammates
I had a crush on him by the way he's so manly
She's a lil like me...
But the problem is:
It's been 6 months since we started dating, but in terms of our physical affection
Just a lightly pecking
Not a kiss-kiss
Just pecking?
I want to kiss him passionately and prolly more than that
He claims he's not doing so just because he cherishes me a lot
Do you think it's true that he loves me?
Ah....
HE'S HAVING YOU ON THE HOOK! JUST RUN AWAY NOW!
No physical affection = Having one on the hook period
I think it's more of that he's waiting for the timing
But as a single since born, I'm also the one who's quite closed
But even for me, having no proper kiss for six months sounds like...
It's a bit weird not having a kiss for 6 months...
HUH? HAVEN'T THEY KISSED EACH OTHER YET?
Surely it can be a prejudice For some, that's how they cherish their lovers
Heyyy, there is no such guy in the year of 2021
*LMAOOO*
Gosh, I'm trying to sugar coat it!
But it can be! What if he's working out way tooo hard...
THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE DOESN'T KISS HER?
Unnie! Stop help this athlete make an excuse!
Staff: Here's a question for thee of you!
Q. Can you maintain a relationship without any physical affection?
HelLa nOoO!
Not even for a week!
*LMAOOO* That can't happen in the year of 2021
(Noob) I used to dream of platonic love
(Huh...? Pl...atonic?) / But as I get older,
I realized the relationship without affection doesn't make any sense
What about if he kisses you, but nothing happens more than kiss?
Til when?
About... 2 years?
2 years is too long!
-Then 1 year! - Not even a year!
6 months!
Well... maybe 6 months...
WUUUUUUTTT?!
MAYBE... 6 MONTHS?
LOLOL It's driving her crazyyy
Oppa, It's in 2021 now (?)
That was her word! Not mine!
Then what about you, oppa?
For me, continuing a relationship with no affection is just like...
having cereal with no milk - MinSang, the master -
*Hmm* - That ain't make any sense! - No sense
Anyhow, PROBLEM SOLVED(?)
Is it really solved...?
Is it...? PROBLEM SOLVED(?)
It's solved! / How?
BREAK UP WITH HIM!
(How savage Jessi's solution is...)
Hey, it's weird!
Yeah, it IS weird!
Yah ask him first!
Yeah ask him!
(Straightforwardly) Why you never try to kiss me or hug me?
Then he will repond to it! Whatever an excuse or stuff....
(Like) "It's just that I'm cherishing you cause I love you sooo much"
That..! That's a bullshit!
True (Relate)
But if he can't come up with any proper reason which makes sense
I'm sorry but I gotta tell ya you should break up with him
It's just... that you have no chemistry with him!
IT'S 2021 EVERYONE!
TWO-THOUSAND-TWENTY-ONE!
(Show how you love him/her in the year of 2021!) *PROBLEM SOLVED*
# Next story
Ooh, the title is hilarious already: 'Greedy GF'
Hated it already(?)
(Feel like it's about us for some reason) *LOLOL*
My girlfriend is an all-year-round dieter
(Diet-hater) So she never has heavy meals or late night snacks
She seems like a light eater
But the problem is, whenever I grab something to eat around her
(Immersed) She never fails to ask me for a bit!
*Hang on* Wa...it's from one of my stylists...(?)
(Hunting down the criminal(?)) *LOL*
Seriously, she always asks me for a bite when I'm eating something!
She claims she's a picky eater and on a diet
What she asks me for is like: two pieces of fries, one sip of coke
That's
It stresses me out as time goes by
One time, I told her to order her own!
What she said is, I'm the one who's greedy!
It makes me want to break up with her now!
OK! LISTEN, LISTEN! WAIT!
I would ask him if he wants to have some!
Whatever who is, my bf of just a friend "Do you want something?"
Say no?
I'll just order mine!
(No cap) LMAOOO
What if he asks for a bite?
No!
I did ask you!
Hey, babe! (Role-playing all of sudden)
Hey, babe♥
HONEY~♡
No, no, no! Eww! Ewwww!
WhYyy!
First of all, that's not how we start a conversation!
(Honey is went too far...) I can't even start?
S#1. Jessi ordering a burger in the middle of dating with her bf
Baby! Are you gonna eat?
Uhh..!
NOo! I nO EaTtt!!
You're not gonna eat?
OK. I'm just gonna order!
Just gonna order mine?
Ok! Im diEt!
You sure not gonna eat mine??!
(thonking) O...kay! OK!
Don't you dare try having mine!
(Got hurt)
S#2. Order got delivered after all the fuss(?)
He's looking at my order all of a sudden!
Babe, can I get one bite?♡
NO!!
I asked you before.
I asked you before. You don't wanna eat this!!
That's how I do! (Firmly refuse)
But you love him so much!
K, let me give a piece of tomato
(T🍅-MA-T🍅) *brought by her love...*
(Aegyo) WaNa Hav dA BuRgeR...!
Then I'll just let him have...♡ Aye...
*LOLOL* (Master at playing hard to get)
But if it happens over and over again, it must irritate me no matter how I love him...
There's a similar case to this among guys
Habitually quitting smokers!(?)
Someone who always asks for one cigarette claiming that he's gonna quit smoking
(Can't take it any more) "Hey, just buy one!"
"Man, this is my last one!"
Unnie, you smoke?!
YOU SMOKE?!?
Nooo *LOL*
We're doing a role-playing lolol
We assume he would say so! (Watch out role-playing around Jessi...)
That's the type of man I hate so much
What's your criteria of 'being greedy'?
For us(?), there could be a unique greed that people normally can't relate to
Which is: Fake greed
FAKE GREED?!
Let's say, I just finished my meal so I'm not hungry at all
As I open the door to the office
If the comedian bros go like “Minsang just showed up! Cover up all the food!”
Then I have to play with them
GonNa EaT All OF 'Em~♡
(DAS WHO HE IZ LOL)
(This is the fate of ) - Sooo true!
We gotta do so!
Cause if I go like “Never mind. I already had one”
Wait.... uh...
I would kill the mood!
Right! That would kill the mood
(Fake greed #2) One time, I got so full after having a meal at a restaurant
All of a sudden, the owner offered us something more on the house
As he asked me 'You want some more, right? :-D '
I was like, "OoOoh, ha did u know dat~?♡"
(So relate) Fake wanting!
"Nice timing, sir!" (Tha...nk you... so.. much...)
But lowkey, I just had to eat it up even though feeling so full
Now you see how we fatties(?) are so considerate?
That's how we got fat - Twenty-meals-a-day bro -
Nice men become fatties!
PROBLEM SOLVED(?)
Right? Problem solved?
Anyhow, what about you, unnie?
What if he asks for a bite?
(No hesitates) I would just order two of it!
(?) /
*Bewildered* Aye... I mean... would you.. would you have both of em?
- For sure - Give him if he wants some. If not, she's gonna have it
*Wise way to solving one*
Cause he said it happens over and over again!
He'll def ask for mine while I have only one!
- Yah, right! - Making leftover is always better than feeling a shortage
(So simple) - And nothing to argue over! - True, true
Not getting full enough?
Then just order three!
Then just order three! Four!
Then just order three! Four! Five!
- Just order more! - Of course! (Beauty of adding up)
I think what unnie said is the proper solution
- So clever! - Do you...?
(Conclusion) Just order two portions! *And enjoy the leftovers*
PROBLEM SOLVED!
- All the leftovers are mine! - Mine :-D
#Last_story
My girlfriend has a weird habit: she smacks me when she's laughing out loud or hoping me relate to her
Ooh, like this! *Smacking with a smile*
But you know what? Her smacking is soooo painful!
Isn't it me?
(Super related) That's me!
Both of you!
- That's what I always do! - Same...
Honestly speaking, she reaches the higher score from a punching machine than I do!
That's so me...
But saying "Stop smacking! It's so painful" hurts my masculine pride
What should I do to make her kick this habit?
DAT IMPOSSIBLE!
Ultrahigh speed problem solved(?)
I was wondering why do women slap someone else when laughing!
I don't even know why! (Can't get it)
Even when I'm happy! When I'm sad!
Oh my God! (Smacking)
Oppa, been a while! (Smacking) I hate you! (Smacking)
What are you... a volleyball player?
That's just how a volleyball player spike! (Too strong for a love...)
But there’s no way to kick this habit
I also tend to slap someone around me when I get shy or embarrassed
It’s killing you! Guys! It’s just killin!
My life is in jeopardy!
No it’s not
(Stop exaggerating) It's not killing me... lolol
We slap just moderately, not like super strongly
Right! Not super strongly like this, just moderately!
(Appealing) But your moderately smacking may kill the innocent!
(Testimony) But everytime I did so to my ex, he said
'Yo so cutie-pie' to me
- He’s bluffing LOLOL - What a lie
It's same as when we ask daddy if he's struggling,
he never fails to say 'I'm not'
He's just taking it as much as he loves you
(A-ha!) What about if he comes up with an idea since he loves her so much?
Like he put some padding on his shoulders
- (No) Come on! - (Way) That's not how it should feel..
That's not how it supposed to feel? *LOL*
I didn't know that's not how it supposed to feel!
I mean, I just came to do so even unbeknownst to myself
(Smacking lesson) This is how it supposed to feel
But what if here is a padding?
(Thock) Ah....
That's nothing fun...
(No fun) *This tricky world of having fun with smacking...*
We have this kind of tasty feeling!
But in my opinion, you should talk to her about it even if it's hard for her to quit it!
(Objection) Ok, what's next once he tells her?
As you guys related to her so much, do you think she can kick this habit?
- Will try! - Will try!
This is not about trying! Can you kick it or not?
You can't quit the habit cold turkey
But how you try your best to kick it
That what it's all about in a relationship
Exactly! Effort is what it's all about!
PROBLEM SOLVED♡
(Epilogue)
I had so much fun today! What about you, unnie and oppa?
I felt Jessi's supporting me so hard
Cause he always does bluff and brag himself on the
Look down on me when it comes to dating...
Cause I’ve had two times while she has zero
What the hey!
(Unexpectedly became 2 vs 1)
Whoooa super excited!
She has a better impression that you!
*LMAOOO* I mean it!
Wow.... she just judged my impression, huh?
I was super satisfied that Jessi really hit the spot! So pleased!
Anyway, as my first time on this
It was so great to see her again in a while!
That's all!
THATS ALL
(Holding a grudge)
- Anyway, I had so much fun today - You'll find how we have fun in RRB as well! (Please check out ❤RRB🖤)
Make sure to check out the And stick around with
- Bye guys! - Thanks for watching❤
/ (금요일 저녁 6시30분. 연애 모태? 연애 못해? 연블리 많관부!) /
(Credit cookie)
There is such a thing called 'Kiss jello' out there
(Like candy kiss) Isn't it that you have a jello before kissing?
Nope♡
I brought one!
(Rustling)
This is what it is
I've had this a lot! *huh?*
(It's Not just a JELLO)
What is it then?
This is called 'Kiss Jello' since it gives you a kissing vibe
Heyy, no way!
See! Tongue-shaped jello!
😜😜😜
Oh, this is a tongue! (So similar to a real tongue) /
You gotta roll it in your mouth
(Chew) Don't chew it right away!
Don't chew it! (Embarrassed)
Roll it til it melt away in your mouth
As if you are eating a candy (Very softly just like kissing)
Just roll it in your mouth, which makes you feel like you kissing
What a pervert show(?) this is!
(Th...at's now what we are...) *LMAOOO*
(Resents) I was just told that it feels like a real kiss...!
(Rollin' Rollin')
OoooOoh! I see what it is!
(What is it, ma'am?)
I mean, it doesn't feel like a kiss!
Feels like I have someone else's tongue in my mouth!
What's so different with a kiss?
(No Kiss-experiencer) It this what a real tongue feels like?
Since I've never kissed someone before...
YOU TRY KISSING EACH OTHER!
(All of a sudden...?) Snap out of it lolol
Jessi! It's been a while! You seriously gotta wake up!
(Wanna find somebody to kiss this year!)
Slayin' of slayin' & Godfather of the hiphop scene
(BIBI full of energy like a fish in water)
*DAFAQ*
(Explosively hyped!)
(Meeting the new song is a bonus-☆)
OH MY GOOOD
*WHOOOOA*
Freaking crazy chemistry is coming sooooon!