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‫Little shop ‫Little shop of terror
‫Call a cop ‫Little shop of horrors
‫No, oh, oh, no
‫Little shop ‫Little shop of horrors
‫Bop she-bop ‫Little shop of terror
‫Watch 'em drop ‫Little shop of horrors
‫No, oh, oh, no
‫Shing-a-ling ‫What a creepy thing to be happening
‫- Look out, look out ‫- Look out, look out
‫Shang-a-lang ‫Feel the sturm and drang in the air
‫Yeah, yeah, yeah
‫Sha-la-la-la ‫Stop right where you are
‫Don't you move a thing
‫You better ‫You better
‫Tellin' you you better
‫Tell your mama ‫Something's gonna get her
‫She better ‫Everybody better beware
‫Ooh, here it comes, baby
‫Tell the world, baby
‫Oh, oh, no
‫Oh, hit the dirt, baby
‫Red alert, baby
‫Oh, oh, no ‫Oh, oh, no
‫Alley-oop ‫Haul it off the stoop
‫Child, I'm warnin' you
‫- Look out, look out ‫- Look out, look out
‫Run away ‫Child you gonna pay if you stay, yeah
‫Yeah, yeah, yeah
‫Look around ‫Something's comin' down
‫Down the street for you
‫You betcha ‫You betcha
‫You betcha butt ‫You betcha
‫Best believe it ‫Something's come to get ya
‫You betcha ‫You better watch your back in this town
‫Come-a, come-a, come-a
‫در بيست و سوم ماهِ سپتامبر...
‫در اولين سال هاي ‫دهه اي نه چندان دور...
‫گونه ي انساني ناگهان با تهديد ‫کشنده اي براي حياتِ خود مواجه شد...
‫و مثل ساير دشمنانِ اين ‫چنيني ...اين دشمن وحشتناک،
‫در محلي به ظاهر کاملا ‫معصومانه و غيرمحتمل، پديدار شد.
‫سيمور، اونجا چه خبره؟
‫خبر خاصي نيست، آقاي موشنيک!
‫اوه.
‫تا آخر هفته.
‫در کنفرانس خبري امروز ...رئيس ‫جمهور کندي به سوالات مرتبط با،
‫کسوف کامل خورشيد در ‫پنجشنبه ي گذشته پاسخ داد...
‫اين پديده ي ستاره شناسي بي سابقه ‫بوده و تمام مردم رو متحير کرده.
‫خب، چه داستان ‫غيرعادي و چه گياه جذابي.
‫Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik.
‫What morning It's almost closing time. ‫Not that we had a customer.
‫Seymour, what in the name of God ‫is going on down there
‫Unh, Audrey, would you go down ‫and see what he's...
‫Audrey. Audrey, ‫where did you get that shiner
‫Uh... Uh, shiner
‫Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours ‫is beating up on you again
‫Look, I know it's none of my business...
‫...but I'm beginning to think ‫he's maybe not such a nice boy.
‫I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr...
‫Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory!
‫Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik.
‫- Hi, Audrey. You look radiant today. ‫- Oh.
‫Is that new eye makeup
‫Uh...
‫I'll help him clean it up ‫before any of the customers get here.
‫That should give you plenty of time.
‫Oh, God, what an existence I got. ‫Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk...
‫...business is lousy. My life is a living hell!
‫Hey, you. Urchins!
‫Shoo! Shoo! Move! Move!
‫Move! Go away! No loitering!
‫Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal
‫Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon
‫You ought to be in school!
‫Yeah, well we on a split shift.
‫Right! We went to school until fifth grade, ‫then we split.
‫So How do you intend to better yourselves
‫Better ourselves You heard what he said ‫Better ourselves
‫Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ‫ain't no such thing.
‫♫ Alarm goes off at 7
‫And you start uptown
‫You put in your eight hours
‫For the powers
‫That have always been
‫Sing it, child.
‫'Til it's 5 p.m.
‫Then you go
‫Downtown ‫Where the folks are broke
‫You go downtown ‫Where your life's a joke
‫You go downtown ‫Where you buy your token
‫You go
‫Home to Skid Row
‫Yes you go
‫- Downtown ‫- Where the cabs don't stop
‫- Downtown ‫- Where the food is slop
‫Downtown ‫Where the hop-heads flop in the snow
‫Down on Skid Row
‫Uptown you cater to a million jerks
‫Uptown you're messengers ‫And mailroom clerks
‫Eating all your lunches at the hot-dog carts
‫The bosses take your money ‫And they break your hearts
‫And uptown you cater to a million whores
‫You disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors
‫The jobs are really menial ‫You make no bread
‫- And then at 5:00 you head ‫- By subway
‫Downtown ‫Where the guys are drips
‫- Downtown ‫- Where they rip your slips
‫- Downtown ‫- Where relationships are no go
‫- Down on Skid Row ‫- Down on Skid Row
‫Down on Skid Row
‫Poor ‫All my life I've always been poor
‫I keep askin' God what I'm for
‫And he tells me Gee, I'm not sure
‫Sweep that floor, kid!
‫Oh! ‫I started life as an orphan
‫A child of the street ‫Here on Skid Row
‫He took me in, gave me shelter ‫A bed, crust of bread and a job
‫Treats me like dirt ‫Calls me a slob
‫Which I am
‫So I live
‫Downtown
‫That's your home address You live
‫Downtown
‫When your life's a mess ‫You live
‫Downtown
‫Where depression's just status quo
‫Down on Skid Row
‫Someone show me a way to get outta here
‫'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here
‫Please won't somebody say I'll get outta here
‫Someone give me my shot ‫Or I'll rot here
‫- Downtown, there's no rules for us ‫- Show me how and I will, I'll get outta here
‫- Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous ‫- I'll start climbin' up hill and get outta here
‫- Downtown, where the rainbow'sjust a no-show ‫- Someone tell me I still could get outta here
‫Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck here
‫Gee it sure would be swell to get out of here
‫Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here
‫I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid
‫I'd do I-don't-know-what to get outta Skid
‫But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid
‫People tell me there's not a way outta Skid
‫But believe me I gotta get outta Skid Row
‫Six o'clock and we haven't sold ‫so much as a fern.
‫- All right! ‫- Aah.
‫That's it! Forget it. ‫Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
‫- Aah. You don't mean... ‫- You can't...
‫Wha... What don't I mean ‫I'm through. Forget it.
‫- Kaput. ‫- You can't.
‫Kaput! Extinct. I'm closing ‫this God-and-customer-forsaken place.
‫- Ah. ‫- Mr. Mushnik...
‫...forgive me for saying so, sir, ‫but has it ever occurred to you...
‫...that maybe what the firm needs ‫is to move in a new direction
‫Uh, what Seymour's trying to say is...
‫Uh, Seymour, ‫why don't you run downstairs and bring up...
‫...that strange and interesting new plant ‫you've been working on
‫You see, Mr. Mushnik...
‫...some of those exotic plants ‫Seymour's been tinkering around with...
‫...are really unusual.
‫And we thought maybe some of ‫those strange and interesting new plants...
‫...prominently displayed and advertised, ‫would attract business.
‫I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.
‫There. Now, isn't that bizarre
‫At least.
‫What kind of a weirdo plant is that, Seymour
‫I don't know. ‫I think it's some kind of flytrap...
‫...but I haven't been able to identify it ‫in any of my books.
‫I gave it my own name though. ‫I call it an Audrey II.
‫- After me ‫- I hope you don't mind.
‫You see, sir, if you were to put a strange ‫and interesting plant like this...
‫...here in the window, then maybe...
‫Maybe what Maybe what
‫Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound
‫Just because you put a strange ‫and interesting plant...
‫...in the window, people don't suddenly...
‫Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing ‫that strange and interesting plant.
‫- What is it ‫- It's an Audrey II.
‫- I've never seen anything like it before. ‫- No one has.
‫Where did you get it
‫Well...
‫...you remember that total eclipse of the sun ‫about a week ago
‫♫ Da-doo
‫I was walking in the wholesale ‫flower district that day.
‫Shoop da-doo
‫And I passed by this place ‫where this old Chinese man...
‫Chang da-doo
‫He sometimes sells ‫me weird and exotic cuttings...
‫Snip da-doo
‫Because he knows, you see, ‫that strange plants are my hobby.
‫Da-da-da da-da da-doo
‫He didn't have anything unusual there that day.
‫Nope, da-doo
‫So I was just about to, you know, walk on by.
‫♫ Good for you
‫Ooh, ooh, she-shoo-bop ‫Shoo-bop
‫When suddenly, ‫and without warning, there was this:
‫Total eclipse of the sun
‫It got very dark.
‫And there was this strange humming sound ‫like something from another world.
‫Da-doo
‫And when the light came back ‫this weird plant was just sitting there.
‫Oops-ee-doo
‫Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.
‫Audrey II
‫I could have sworn it hadn't been there before.
‫But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways...
‫...for a dollar ninety-five.
‫Sha la la, la la la, la la la ‫Doo
‫Well, that's an unusual story, ‫and a fascinating plant.
‫اوه، حالا که تا اينجا اومدم ‫.خب 50 دلار هم گل رُز ميخرم،
‫پنجاه دلار؟
‫Can you break a hundred
‫A hundred Uh, no.
‫Well, then I'll just have to take ‫twice as many, won't I
‫- Twice as many ‫- Twice as many
‫Twice as many!
‫Twice as many.
‫That plant in the window, it's simply amazing!
‫That plant in the window, ‫wherever did you get it
‫- Look, there it is, Marge. ‫- Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar.
‫Aah.
‫Thank you! ‫Thank you very much, sir! Thank you!
‫Thank you! Come again!
‫Come and look at the weirdo plant some more!
‫It's just gonna get bigger ‫and more interesting. Ha-ha-ha.
‫What, what, what ‫Just don't stand there! Quick, quick!
‫Put the plant back in the... ‫Oh, what did you call it
‫Audrey II.
‫Put that Audrey II back in the window ‫where the passersby can see it.
‫Oh, my God!
‫I never thought this could happen! ‫Oh, my children...
‫...I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight!
‫Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, ‫but I have a date.
‫With that same "nogoodnik"
‫I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need ‫a date with him. You need major medical.
‫He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he... ‫He makes good money.
‫Besides...
‫...he's the only fellow I got.
‫Enjoy dinner. Good night, Seymour.
‫Good night, Audrey.
‫Poor girl.
‫Are we still going out
‫You're not going anywhere, Krelborn.
‫You're staying right here ‫and taking care of that sick plant!
‫I told you it's been giving me trouble. ‫The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
‫Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.
‫If only I knew what breed it was.
‫Who cares what breed it is ‫Look what it's done for business.
‫- I know. ‫- So work, Seymour.
‫Nurse this plant back to health. ‫I'm counting on you.
‫- I know. ‫- You do
‫- I do. ‫- So fix. Good night.
‫دومي، نميدونم ديگه چي ‫کار ميتونم برات بکنم.
‫مريض شدي گياهِ کوچولو، ‫يا فقط داري لجبازي ميکني؟
‫تو چي ميخواي؟
‫چي لازم داري؟
‫.بهت نور خورشيد دادم
‫.بهت خاک دادم
‫...ولي هيچي بهم ندادي
‫.به جز غصه و آزار
‫.با زبون خوش بهت التماس ميکنم
‫.جلوت زانو زدم
‫...خواهش ميکنم
‫. به خاطر من رشد کن
‫.بهت غذاي گياهي دادم
‫.و آب دادم که ذره ذره بخوري
‫.بهت پُتاس دادم
‫.تو هيچي بهم ندادي
‫...خدايا،من چطور ‫تورو آبپاشي ميکنم
‫.دونه ي تو فقط اذيت ميکنه
‫...حالا خواهش ميکنم
‫. به خاطر من رشد کن
‫...تو رو در جهت ‫آفتاب جنوبي گذاشتم
‫.تا شکوفا بشي
‫،همونطوري که اينجا نوشته ‫پشتت رو نيشگون گرفتم.
‫.اونوقت تو به زور زنده اي
‫،همه جور رطوبت خاک بهت ‫دادم از خاک صحرا گرفته تا گِل.
‫.بهت نور مصنوعي ‫و مکملِ معدني دادم
‫از جونِ من چي ميخواي؟ خون؟
‫آخ! رُزهاي لعنتي. خارهاي لعنتي.
‫.بهت نور خورشيد دادم
‫.بهت بارون دادم
‫،انگار تو خوشحال نميشي ‫مگه اينکه رگ دستم رو باز کنم.
‫آخ.
‫.چند قطره بهت ميدم
‫.اگه اين آرومت ميکنه
‫.اوه، خواهش ميکنم
‫...خواهش ميکنم
‫.به خاطرِ من رشد کن
‫W-S-K-I-D.
‫راديوي اسکيدرو.
‫هستين WSKID شما در حال گوش کردن ‫به موجِ راديوييِ .خانه ي آهنگ هاي پرفروش،
‫ظرف چند دقيقه، برنامه ي دنياي ‫عجيبِ وينک ويلکينسون" شروع ميشه"...
‫برنامه اي که با آدم هاي شگفت انگيزي ‫حرف ميزنه که چيزهاي عجيب ميارن.
‫ولي اول، گزارش ‫آب وهوا رو ميشنويم.
‫خيلي ممنون، تام.
‫هواي امروز تاقسمتي ابري با ‫احتمال بارندگي .از اين بابت متاسفم.
‫امشب، حداکثر دما 10تا ‫12 درجه خواهد بود...
‫...so get out those electric blankets.
‫Tomorrow we'll start off with morning haze...
‫- Excuse me. I was told to come... ‫- Yeah, you're next.
‫High tomorrow should be in the low 70s...
‫...with the low in the high 60s.
‫In the suburbs, the sun should be out ‫through most of the day...
‫...except for some cloudy patches ‫in the evening...
‫...but I don't think it'll affect your barbecue.
‫The barometer reading should be 21.6. ‫The wind will be about...
‫...uh, I'd say 12 miles per hour...
‫...so watch it out there on those boats.
‫The sun will be rising tomorrow ‫at about 7:17 a. M...
‫...and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m., ‫but check me if I'm wrong.
‫A cold front is moving in from the southwest.
‫But it should brighten up by noon.
‫The weekend should be mild. ‫For you average-mean-temperature fans...
‫...the average mean temperature ‫for the season is 69 degrees, not too bad.
‫Thank you, and back to you.
‫You're listening to radio station WSKID.
‫And now, Wink Wilkinson's Weird World, ‫with your host, Wink Wilkinson.
‫سلام به همگي! وينک ويلکينسونِ عجيب ‫غريب با خنده و سروصدا در خدمتتون هستم.
‫امروز حال همگي چطوره؟
‫يکم گردنم خشک شده ‫.بذارين درستش کنم.
‫خيلي بهتر شد ...امروز ‫برنامه ي معرکه اي براتون دارم!
‫که پر از چيزهاي ‫عجيب و شگفت انگيزه!
‫تو اينجا چي کار ميکني؟
‫چي؟ تو... خواهش ميکنم، خانم، نه!
‫خودت رو جمع وجور کن ‫!نميتوني اين کار رو با من بکني!
‫اگه کسي بياد تو چي؟
‫من همين جام. متاسفم، من ‫برنامت رو دوست دارم...
‫ولي بايد با اين مسلسل بکشمت.
‫اوه، منو زدي!
‫احساس... احساس عجيبي دارم!
‫اولين مهمون ما مرد جوونيه که...
‫احتمالا توي روزنامه ‫درموردش خوندين ...اسمش،
‫سيمور کرلبورن. درسته؟
‫کسي که يک گونه ي جديد گياهي کشف ‫کرده که تاالان توي اين سياره ناشناخته بوده.
‫بذار براي نشستنت ‫آهنگ بزنم، سيمور.
‫سلام، سيمور!
‫عه...
‫سلام، وينک.
‫کاش از توي خونه هاتون ‫ميتونستين اين گياه رو ببينين.
‫سيمور، اين گياه عجيب ‫رو از کجا آوردي؟
‫خب، اون کسوف کامل خورشيد که ‫تقريبا يه هفته پيش اتفاق افتاد رو يادته؟
‫Thus we conclude ‫our interview with the young botanical...
‫- Mind if I call you a genius ‫- Oh, hoo.
‫Gosh, no!
‫The genius who's discovered ‫this amazing, unidentified plant.
‫I'd like to remind our listeners ‫that the Audrey II is on display...
‫...exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists.
‫- Shh! ‫- Am I late Did I miss it
‫- Mushnik's. ‫- Until next week...
‫- The address. ‫- This is Wilkinson saying...
‫- The address! ‫- Six days a week...
‫I said, mention the address!
‫♫ Skid Row radio
‫Ugh. Oh, well. It's still good advertising.
‫Seymour's first radio broadcast.
‫I wanted to hear it so bad. ‫I tried to be on time, but...
‫Don't tell me. You got tied up.
‫No, just handcuffed a little.
‫Girl. Hey, girl.
‫I don't know who this mess is ‫you been hanging out with...
‫...but he is hazardous to your health.
‫That's for sure. But I can't leave him.
‫- Why not ‫- Oh, he'd get angry.
‫And if he does this to me when he likes me, ‫imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad.
‫So Dump the chump. ‫Get another guy and let him protect you.
‫How about the little jerk with the glasses
‫- Seymour ‫- That's him.
‫Oh, we're just friends.
‫I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate...
‫...suddenly successful guy like Seymour.
‫That poor child ‫suffers from low self-image.
‫- You got a point. ‫- She got a problem.
‫♫ I know Seymour's the greatest
‫But I'm dating a semi-sadist
‫So I got a black eye ‫And my arm's in a cast
‫Still, that Seymour's a cutie
‫Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
‫And I dream of a place
‫Where we could be together at last
‫A matchbox of our own
‫A fence of real chain link
‫A grill out on the patio
‫Disposal in the sink
‫A washer and a dryer
‫And an ironing machine
‫In a tract house that we share
‫Somewhere that's green
‫He rakes and trims the grass
‫He loves to mow and weed
‫I cook like Betty Crocker
‫And I look like Donna Reed
‫There's plastic on the furniture
‫To keep it neat and clean
‫In the Pine-Sol scented air
‫Somewhere that's green
‫Between our frozen dinner
‫And our bed-time: 9:15
‫We snuggle watching Lucy
‫On our big, enormous ‫Twelve-inch screen
‫I'm his December Bride
‫He's father, he knows best
‫The kids play Howdy Doody
‫As the sun sets in the west
‫A picture out of
‫Better Homes and Gardens Magazine
‫Far from Skid Row
‫I dream we'll go
‫Somewhere that's
‫Green
‫♫ Poor Seymour pushed a broom
‫Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
‫Then he lit a fuse and give him room
‫He started an explosion ‫Holy cow
‫That thing went bang, kaboom
‫And he's havin' some fun now ‫Now
‫Some fun now ‫Hot damn
‫Ain't he havin' some fun now ‫Yes, ma'am
‫He's a havin' some fun now ‫Oh, boy
‫Ain't he havin' some fun now
‫All right!
‫Now! Some fun now ‫Sho 'nuff
‫Ain't he havin' some fun now Hot stuff
‫He's a havin' some fun now ‫Oh, boy
‫Ain't he havin' some fun now ‫Now
‫Some fun now ‫Good God, good God
‫He's havin' some fun now ‫Oh, boy, oh, boy
‫Yeah, he's a havin' some fun now ‫Oh, boy
‫Ain't he havin' some fun now
‫Some fun now
‫Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!
‫Hello
‫الو؟ صبر کنين.
‫بله، بله. بله، خانم شيوا.
‫نه، خانم شيوا. ‫الساعه، خانم شيوا.
‫- !سيمور - ميخوام اين ‫هارو حساب کنم، لطفا .
‫سيمور!
‫Did you send out the order for Mrs. Shiva
‫خانم شيوا؟ يادم رفت!
‫يادت رفت؟
‫يادت رفت!
‫شنيدي چي گفت، خدايا؟ يادش رفته!
‫گوش ميديدين مشتري ‫هاي عزيز؟ يادش رفته!
‫آدري، زودباش .بايد يه ‫سفارشِ فوري درست کنيم!
‫براي تولد؟ عروسي؟ قدم نورسيده؟
‫- .تشييع جنازه - گل ‫هاي لي لي رو بده .
‫Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey. ‫I keep forgetting things.
‫Scissors. You got a lot on your mind.
‫Mind What mind The Shivas are ‫our most important funereal account.
‫A big enormous family, ‫they're dropping off like flies!
‫Sometimes I think ‫Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue.
‫That's okay.
‫- After all, I owe him everything. ‫- Glitter.
‫He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys ‫when I was just a little tyke...
‫...gave me a warm place to stay, ‫floors to sweep, toilets to clean...
‫...and every other Sunday off.
‫You know, I think you ought ‫to raise your expectations, Seymour.
‫Now that you're getting successful, I mean.
‫It's clear you suffer from a low self-image.
‫And it's high time you get it fixed.
‫Why don't you go out ‫and do something nice for yourself like...
‫...buy some new clothes
‫Oh, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey.
‫I don't have good taste like you.
‫Oh.
‫Well, I could help you pick things out.
‫- You could ‫- Sure.
‫You'd go shopping with me
‫Sure.
‫You'd be seen with me in a public place ‫like a department store
‫Sure.
‫Tonight
‫Oh, I can't tonight. I got a date.
‫Again, this date
‫Some date.
‫A date gives you a corsage, ‫not a multiple fracture.
‫I'm telling you, Audrey, ‫he's not a good, clean kind of boy.
‫He's a professional.
‫What kind of a professional ‫drives a motorcycle...
‫...and wears a black leather jacket
‫♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid
‫My momma noticed funny things I did
‫Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
‫I'd poison guppies ‫And when I was done
‫I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head
‫That's when my momma said
‫What did she say
‫She said ‫My boy, I think someday
‫You'll find a way
‫To make your natural tendencies pay
‫- You'll be a dentist ‫- You'll be a dentist
‫- You have a talent for causing things pain ‫- Pain
‫- Son, be a dentist ‫- Son, be a dentist
‫- People will pay you to be inhumane ‫- That's inhumane
‫Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
‫- And teaching would suit you still less ‫- Aah!
‫Son, be a dentist
‫You'll be a success
‫Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque
‫Watch him suck up that gas ‫Oh, my God
‫He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
‫Who wants their teeth done ‫By the Marquis de Sade
‫Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb.
‫Eh, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
‫- ♫ I am your dentist ‫- Goodness gracious
‫- And I enjoy the career that I picked ‫- You love it
‫I am your dentist
‫- And I get off on the pain I inflict ‫- You really love it
‫I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
‫It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
‫- And though it may cause my patients distress ‫- No, no, no.
‫Somewhere ‫Somewhere in heaven above me
‫I know ‫I know that my momma's proud of me
‫Oh, Momma.
‫♫ 'Cause I'm a dentist
‫- And a success ‫- Aah!
‫Say, "Ahh."
‫Say, "Ahh!"
‫Now spit!
‫Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now.
‫Relax. You want some nitrous oxide
‫- No thanks. ‫- Suit yourself.
‫We're closed.
‫- Well... ‫- Oh, it's all right, Seymour.
‫This is my date, my boyfriend.
‫Seymour, Orin Scrivello.
‫- D.D.S. ‫- Hey!
‫I know you. Sure, I saw you on the news.
‫I even know your name. ‫Now, let's see. It's, uh, Cecil. No, no, no.
‫- It's, uh, Cedric. ‫- No.
‫Give me a chance.
‫It's, uh, ahem...
‫- Simon ‫- Seymour!
‫- Somebody talking to you ‫- Oh, no. Excuse me.
‫Excuse me, what
‫Excuse me, doctor.
‫That's better.
‫I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right
‫Well, hey! That means ‫it must be in there, huh
‫Well! That is incredible.
‫- What do you call that thing ‫- Audrey II.
‫Cute name. It's catchy.
‫Nice plant. Big.
‫Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now
‫You're quite the little chatterbox tonight, ‫ain't you
‫- I'm sorry. ‫- Sorry, what
‫Sorry, doctor. Doctor. Sorry, doctor.
‫You've got to train them, huh, stud Heh.
‫Listen, here's my card.
‫You ever need a root canal or anything ‫like that, give me a buzz, you hear
‫Now, I'm serious. It's on the house.
‫Audrey!
‫You got the handcuffs
‫They're right in my bag.
‫You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey.
‫She deserves a prince, ‫not a sadistic creep like him.
‫The man's a total disgrace ‫to the dental profession.
‫I don't know what's going on sometimes.
‫Seems like the whole world's going crazy.
‫At least we got each other, right
‫I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. ‫I'll see you in the morning.
‫اوه پسر. دوباره شروع شد.
‫بيخيال، خون زيادي برام نمونده.
‫چند روز وقت بده زخم ‫هام خوب بشه، باشه؟
‫- ...بعدش دوباره از دستي ‫چپ شروع ميکنيم - بهم غذا بده .
‫ببخشيد چي؟
‫بهم غذا بده.
‫دومي، تو حرف زدي! تله ت رو ‫باز کردي ...همون چيزت رو، و گفتي،
‫بهم غذا بده، کرلبورن ‫!الان بهم غذا بده!
‫عه...
‫- !نميتونم - دارم ‫از گشنگي مي ميرم !
‫ببين، شايد بتونم از اين ‫يکي يه ذره بکشم بيرون.
‫- !بيشتر!بيشتر!بيشتر!بيشتر ‫- ديگه نمونده !
‫ميخواي چي کار کنم؟ ‫رگِ دستم رو بزنم؟
‫
‫واي پسر! ببين، يه فکري دارم.
‫ميرم مغازه ي شمندريک و برات گوشت ‫راسته ي تيکه شده ي خوشمزه ميارم.
‫بايد حتما خون باشه.
‫- .دومي، اين حال بهم ‫زنه - بايد تازه باشه .
‫نميخوام اينو بشنوم.
‫- .بهم غذا بده ‫- حتما بايد خون انسان باشه؟
‫- .بهم غذا بده ‫- حتما بايد خون من باشه؟
‫- .بهم غذا بده ‫- از کجا بايد بيارمش؟
‫ .بهم غذا بده، سيمور
‫ .کلِ شب بهم غذا بده
‫.درسته، پسر
‫ .تو از پسش برمياي
‫ .بهم غذا بده، سيمور
‫ .کلِ شب بهم غذا بده
‫ .چون اگه بهم غذا بدي، سيمور
‫.ميتونم بزرگ و قوي بشم
‫تو خون ميخوري، آدري ‫دوم .بيا حقيقت رو قبول کنيم،
‫چطوري بايد همش بهت ‫غذا بدم؟ مردم رو بکشم؟
‫- .کاري ميکنم ارزشش ‫رو داشته باشه - چي؟
‫فکر کردي همه ي اينا ‫تصادفي بوده، عزيزم؟
‫که يه دفعه اينجا به موفقيت ‫رسيده؟ اين پوششِ خبري؟
‫ببين، تو يه گياهي ‫.يه شيء بي جان.
‫من به نظرت بي جان ميام، ولگرد؟
‫اگه ميتونم حرف بزنم و حرکت کنم ‫کيه که بگه نميتونم هرکاري ميخوام بکنم؟،
‫- مثلا چي؟ ‫- مثلا که تورو آزاد کنم، رفيق .
‫مثلا که مطمئن بشم هرچيزي که قلبِ ‫مخفي و کثيفت آرزو داره، به دست بياري.
‫ ماشين کاديلاک ميخواي؟
‫ يا ميخواي مهمون ‫برنامه ي جک پار بشي؟
‫چطوره با هدي لامار ‫غذا بخوري؟ اگه بخواي...
‫.به دستش مياري، عزيزم
‫ چطوره يه آدمِ کله گنده باشي؟
‫ من گياهي هستم که ميتونه همه ‫ي اينا رو به واقعيت تبديل کنه .
‫ .تو به دستش مياري
‫ .هي، من غول چراغ ‫جادوي توهستم من دوستتم.
‫ .من برده ي گوش ‫به فرمانِ تو هستم
‫ .يکم ريسک کن ‫و بهم غذا بده، آره
‫ ...ميدوني که چه ‫جور غذاي قرمز و گرم
‫ .و چه جور شيريني چسبناک ‫و نرمي رو دوست دارم
‫ .يالا سيمور، پخمه نباش
‫ اگه بهم اعتماد کني، زندگيت مثل ‫زندگي پادشاه مصر باشکوه ميشه .
‫ ،يکم ابتکار داشته باش ‫پسر دل و جيگر داشته باش .
‫ .اونوقت به دستش مياري
‫- .نميدونم ‫- بجنب، پسر !
‫- .نميدونم ‫- انقدر سخت نگير .
‫ ...من خيلي
‫- .شک و ترديد دارم ‫- اونا رو به نيروي دريايي بگو .
‫...يعني بايد برم
‫ ...مردم رو
‫- .تيکه تيکه کنم ‫- هاهاها !
‫ .تا قبل از ديدن ‫من، هيچي نداشتي
‫ بجنب بچه جون، بگو چي ميخواي؟
‫ پول؟ دختر؟
‫ يه دخترِ خاص؟
‫ آدري چطوره؟
‫.بهش فکر کن
‫.حتما يکي هست که ‫بتوني بي سروصدا نفله کني
‫ .و براي منم ناهار بياري
‫...به يه اتاق توي ‫هتل ريتز فکر کن
‫.که با مخمل و زرق ‫وبرق پوشيده شده
‫يکي مياد و اون جوش هات رو درست ‫ميکنه و هرچي بخواي به دست مياري.
‫.دوست دارم يه ماشين ‫هارلي داشته باشم
‫- .اين شد حرف حساب - .باهاش ‫دور بزنم انگار من جيمز دينم
‫- .آره، آره - .تمام پسرهاي ‫خيابون بهم حسودي کنن
‫!پس برو بگيرش وو وو وو.
‫ .اگه واقعا ميخواي بهش فکر کني
‫ .اگه واقعا بايد ‫کارت رو توجيه کني
‫.يه نفس بکش و ‫به اطرافت نگاه کن
‫.آدم هاي زيادي ‫لياقت دارن که بميرن
‫يه لحظه صبرکن! يه لحظه صبرکن ‫.اين حرف خوبي نبود که زدي!
‫- ولي حقيقت داره، مگه نه؟ ‫- نه !
‫من هيچکس رو نميشناسم که لياقت داشته باشه ‫تيکه تيکه بشه و غذاي يه گياهِ گرسنه بشه!
‫هوم.
‫معلومه که ميشناسي. ها ها ها.
‫Stupid woman! ‫Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain!
‫I'm sorry, doctor!
‫I'm sorry, doctor! Oh!
‫Falls off the motorcycle!
‫I'm clumsy, doctor! I'm clumsy, doctor!
‫Musses my hair!
‫Get the door open, you little slut!
‫I'm trying, doctor! I'm trying, doctor!
‫Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis!
‫I'm out of it!
‫What
‫ ،اگه ميخواي توجيه کني پيدا ‫کردن دليلش کار سختي نيست .
‫ .نه، نه، نه واستا ‫بهش فکر کن، رفيق.
‫ .اون يارو به نظر ‫من که غذاي گياهه
‫ .خيلي عوضيه و ‫همش اذيتش ميکنه
‫کتکش ميزنه و مثل ‫قلدرها باهاش حرف ميزنه .
‫ .تو خون لازم داري و ‫اون يه عالمه خون داره
‫ .من خون لازم دارم و ‫اون يه عالمه خون داره
‫- .تو خون لازم داري و اون يه عالمه خون داره ‫ .من خون لازم دارم و اون يه عالمه خون داره
‫ .پس برو بيارش
‫Hey, does that mean they're finished ‫My turn
‫Sit.
‫Whoo! What happened ‫What did he do Tell me everything!
‫آره. خب براي برداشتن ‫فک بايد اين کار رو بکنن.
‫خودت رو خيلي، خيلي ‫خوش شانس بدون.
‫- !بعدي - منم، آرتور ‫دنتون! بعدي منم !
‫- !پرستار - هوم؟
‫اون وقتِ ملاقات گرفته؟
‫از خودش بپرس .شيفتِ من تموم شد.
‫کلِ ماه داشتم پول هام رو براي اين جمع ‫ميکردم .فکر کنم عصب کشي لازم دارم.
‫مطمئنم يه عصب کشيِ ‫آهسته و طولاني لازم دارم.
‫- .بريم - من يه تاريخچه ‫از مشکلات دنداني دارم .
‫خفه شو!
‫چشم، دکتر.
‫چهارشنبه رفتم پيش يه دندون ‫پزشکِ مزخرف که دندون پزشکي که...
‫دوشنبه رفته بودم پيشش، ‫اونو بهم معرفي کرده بود...
‫که اونم برادر دندون پزشکيه که ‫معمولا يک شنبه ها ميرم پيشش.
‫و مادرشون هرچي ‫بلدن رو يادشون داده.
‫اون خيلي بااستعداده، ولي ديگه پير ‫شده .خيلي ها فکر ميکنن ديگه نبايد کارکنه.
‫ولي من ميرم پيشش چون...
‫قدرتِ بدنيش رو خيلي قبول دارم.
‫چشماش خوب نمي بينه تو کي ‫هستي .ولي صدات رو ميشناسه،
‫اگه بهش بگي مشکل کجاست، ‫بالاخره پيداش ميکنه و درستش ميکنه.
‫کاش منم همچين استقامتي داشتم ‫.من طاقتم اونقدر زياد نيست.
‫خودم ميخوام اينطوري باشه ‫...نميخوام مجبور باشم که.
‫راحتي؟
‫بله، دکتر.
‫اولين باري که رفتم ‫دندون پزشکي رو يادمه.
‫فکر کردم:" چه شغل تميزي ‫"! کاش منم دندون پزشک بودم!
‫دندون پزشکِ من، بهترين ماشين رو داشت ‫!يه کورت. با خودم فکر کردم:" خداي من.
‫اون واقعا دکتر نيست ولي ‫همه ".دکتر صداش ميزنن
‫خداي من.
‫"فکرکردم:" کاش از اينجا سالم ‫دربيام ولي بعد که کار تموم شد...
‫:بهم آبنبات دادن و با خودم ‫گفتم اين چيزيه که گيرم مياد؟"
‫"آبنبات؟
‫اين کاريه که ميکني.يه ترميمِ دندون رو ‫تحمل ميکني و در ازاش شکلات گيرت مياد.
‫کارکردن با دکترهاي حرفه اي که از ابزار ‫فوق العاده شگفت انگيزي استفاده ميکنن...
‫بيا يه نگاهي به ‫اون دهان بندازيم.
‫"بگو "آااااه!
‫آاااه، آب نبات!
‫اوه! آب نبات! آب نبات!
‫اين عاليه. بجنب!
‫خداي من! دوباره.
‫خداي من،دکتر. ووهوو!
‫آره، عاليه!
‫تو دکتر مخصوصي هستي.
‫تو دکتر مخصوصي ‫هستي !بجنب! بجنب! يالا!
‫Mm, aw, oh!
‫ممنون!
‫آره، ممنون!
‫خداي من .به اين حرفه ‫اي بودنته که احترام ميذارم.
‫خداي من! واينستا، دکتر! ‫واينستا !زودباش! بيشتر!
‫آره، آره، بجنب! آره!
‫What do you want Say, "Please!" ‫Ah, ah, ah.
‫"!چي ميخواي؟ بگو "لطفا
‫عاليه!
‫قراره يه آب نبات بگيرم ‫!قراره يه آب نبات بگيرم!
‫يالا! يالا.
‫آره! آره!
‫واو!
‫آره! خودشه!
‫خودشه! آره.
‫- .برو بيرون - مشکل چيه؟
‫از اينجا گمشو بيرون.
‫چي شد مگه؟
‫بجنب! برو گمشو!
‫از همين طرف.
‫ميخوام به همه ي ‫دوستام معرفيت کنم...
‫- ...و اونا هم - فقط گمشو ...
‫- اين چيه؟ ‫- اوپس .
‫هاهاها! شرمنده.
‫ديوانه ي مريض.
‫بذار يه چيزي ازت بپرسم ‫اين تو رو ميترسونه؟.
‫- .بله - خوشت ‫مياد اينو بردارم ...
‫و مستقيم برم سراغ ‫دندون هاي نيشِ لعنتيت؟
‫- .نه - درد داره، درسته؟
‫- .اوهوم - تو جيغ ميزني، درسته؟
‫- .اوهوم - پس تنِ ‫لشت رو بيار اينجا !
‫- بگو ببينم، من تورو نميشناسم؟ ‫- سيمور کرلبورن. ديروز آشنا شديم .
‫وضع دهانت خرابه، بچه جون.
‫اون دندون عقل .اون عوضي ‫رو از اونجا ميکشيم بيرون.
‫- نظرت چيه؟ ‫- نه !
‫هميشه براي حفظِ بهداشت ‫دهان وقت هست، سيمور.
‫تاحالا نتيجه ي بي توجهي ‫به دندون ها رو ديدي؟
‫نگاه کن، سيمور.
‫- .اين ممکنه براي ‫تو اتفاق بيفته - عه ...
‫- .مگه اينکه من فورا ‫وارد عمل بشم - چه عملي؟
‫- .مته کاري - اين که زنگ زده .
‫اين عتيقه ست.
‫ديگه اين مدلي درستشون نميکنن.
‫محکم، سنگين...
‫کُند.
‫براي اين کار گاز لازم دارم.
‫خداروشکر .فکر کردم ‫نميخواي استفاده کني.
‫گاز براي تو نيست، ‫سيمور .براي منه.
‫ميدوني، ميخوام واقعا ‫از اين کار لذت ببرم.
‫درواقع، ميخوام از ماسکِ ‫گاز مخصوصم استفاده کنم.
‫فهميدم استنشاق يه ذره گازِ خنده قبل ‫از شروع کار، لذتم رو خيلي بيشتر ميکنه.
‫برو که رفتيم!
‫اوه، سيمور، دارم ‫پرواز ميکنم .ها ها ها!
‫با اون دهان چه کارها ‫که نميخوام بکنم !ها ها ها!
‫ها؟ اون ديگه چيه؟
‫تفنگ؟ ها ها ها!
‫اين بچه يه هفت تيرِ ‫لعنتي داره !ها ها ها!
‫خداي من، هاها الان ‫توي دردسر افتادم، آره؟!
‫صبر کن اول اين گاز رو خاموش کنم.
‫اوه اوه.
‫ميشه يه کمکي بکني، لطفا؟ ها ها.
‫نه، گمونم کمک نميکني، ميکني؟
‫ميدوني، سيمور، ممکنه خفه ب...
‫خفه...
‫من چه بدي در حقِ تو کردم؟
‫هيچي. اين به خاطرِ ‫بدي که در حقِ اون کردي.
‫اون کيه؟
‫اوه، اون.
‫هيس! برو پي کارت.
‫اوووه! تيکه تيکه ش کن.
‫- چي؟ ‫- بهم غذا بده .
‫باشه، باشه.
‫اي خدا.
‫Audrey, what'd they say to you
‫Uh, who
‫- The police. ‫- Oh, uh, nothing.
‫Audrey, talk to me. Tell me what they said.
‫It's Orin. They say he's disappeared!
‫- The police, they told you that ‫- They suspect foul play.
‫They do
‫His receptionist, this morning ‫she found the place a shambles.
‫Gas masks everywhere.
‫Things all over the floor.
‫They think...
‫I can't even think about what they think.
‫Audrey.
‫Don't cry, Audrey.
‫Would it be so terrible ‫if something had happened to him
‫Seymour, what a thing to say!
‫Well, would it
‫It wouldn't be terrible at all.
‫It'd be a miracle.
‫Not to mention all the money I'd save ‫on Epsom salts and ACE bandages.
‫You see
‫But I'd still feel guilty. I mean...
‫If he met with foul play ‫or some terrible accident of some kind...
‫...it'd be partly my fault just because...
‫...secretly I wished it.
‫Audrey, don't you waste another minute ‫thinking about that creep!
‫There's a lot of guys that'd give anything ‫to go out with you.
‫Nice guys.
‫I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour.
‫- That's not true. ‫- You don't know the half of it!
‫I've led a terrible life.
‫I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.
‫You know where I met him
‫In the Gutter.
‫The gutter
‫The Gutter. It's a nightspot.
‫I worked there on my nights off ‫when we weren't making much money.
‫I'd put on...
‫...cheap and tasteless outfits, ‫not nice ones like this.
‫Low and nasty apparel.
‫Audrey, that's all behind you now.
‫You got nothing to be ashamed of.
‫You're a very nice person. ‫I always knew you were.
‫Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, ‫you know what I saw
‫A girl I respected.
‫I still do.
‫♫ Lift up your head
‫Wash off your mascara
‫Here, take my Kleenex
‫Wipe that lipstick away
‫Show me your face
‫Clean as the morning
‫I know things were bad
‫But now they're okay
‫Suddenly Seymour
‫Is standing beside you
‫You don't need no makeup
‫Don't have to pretend
‫Suddenly Seymour
‫Is here to provide you
‫Sweet understanding
‫- Seymour's your friend ‫- Nobody ever
‫Treated me kindly
‫Daddy left early
‫Mama was poor
‫I'd meet a man ‫And I'd follow him blindly
‫He'd snap his fingers
‫Me, I'd say "sure"
‫Suddenly Seymour
‫Is standing beside me
‫He don't give me orders
‫He don't condescend
‫Suddenly Seymour
‫Is here to provide me
‫Sweet understanding
‫- Seymour's my friend ‫- Tell me this feeling
‫Lasts 'til forever
‫Tell me the bad times ‫Are clean washed away
‫Please understand that ‫It's still strange and frightenin'
‫For losers like I've been
‫It's so hard to say
‫- Suddenly Seymour ‫- Suddenly Seymour
‫- He purified me ‫- He purified you
‫- Suddenly Seymour ‫- Suddenly Seymour
‫- Showed me I can ‫- Yes you can
‫Learn how to be more
‫- The girl that's inside me ‫- The girl that's inside you
‫- With sweet understanding ‫- With sweet understanding
‫With sweet understanding
‫Seymour's your
‫Man
‫تو ديوانه وار عاشقشي،آره عوضي؟
‫آقاي موشنيک، من ‫رو ترسوندين. من...
‫من ترسوندمت؟ بعد از چيزي ‫که ديدم، من تورو ترسوندم؟
‫فکر کردي نميدونستم، ‫آره؟ اوه، من ميدونستم.
‫ميدونستم اينجا روي تخت خواب ‫کوچک و رقت انگيزت دراز ميکشي...
‫و روياي اون رو مي بيني.
‫ولي نميدونستم تا چه ‫حد حاضري پيش بري...
‫تا چه عمقي حاضري سقوط کني!
‫کدوم عمق؟ کدوم سقوط؟ ‫درمورد چي حرف ميزنين؟
‫کفِ اتاق پر از ‫نقطه هاي ريز قرمزه.
‫نقطه هاي کوچک قرمز ‫روي سيمان بيرونِ ساختمون.
‫درمورد خون حرف ميزنم، کرلبورن .درمورد ‫اتفاقي که زير سقف خونه ي خودم افتاده.
‫يه قاتلِ تبر به دست!
‫ .اون ديگه دستت رو خونده
‫همه چي رو ديدم.
‫ .ميدونه چي کار کردي
‫هرکاري با نامزدش کردي رو ديدم.
‫ .جايي نداري که قايم بشي
‫ديدم تيکه تيکه ش کردي.
‫ .جايي نداري که فرار کني
‫درسته که تيکه تيکه ش ‫کردم، ولي من نکشتمش!
‫ اون از جنايت هايي ‫که کردي خبر داره .
‫اينو به پليس بگو.
‫ !گمونم ديگه وقت شامه
‫Hoo, hoo, whoo
‫ .بجنب، يالا
‫.به پيشنهاداتي که ‫بهت دادم فکر کن
‫ .بجنب، يالا
‫ .آينده ت با آدري
‫ .بجنب، بيا
‫ الان وقتش نيست مثل ‫نازک نارنجي ها رفتار کني .
‫ .يالا
‫ ...به همه ي منافذم قسم ميخورم
‫.وقتي اون بميره، ‫کل دنيا مال تو ميشه
‫ .مال تو. آره، آره، آره
‫ .يالا. يالا
‫ .بجنب. بجنب
‫It's suppertime
‫ميدوني کرلبورن، انجام ‫اين کار برام خيلي سخته.
‫ولي با توجه به اينکه تو تقريبا مثل ‫پسرم ميموني، داشتم فکر ميکردم...
‫شايد مجبور نباشيم بريم پيش پليس.
‫- مجبور نيستيم؟ ‫- توي اين فکرم که ...
‫چطوره من دهانم رو بسته نگه دارم و يه ‫بليتِ يک طرفه براي خروج از شهر بهت بدم؟
‫اين کار رو ميکنين، قربان؟
‫ميتوني يه مدت قايم ‫بشي، مثلاسي،چهل سال.
‫تا اون زمان، من از ‫گياه نگه داري ميکنم.
‫- گياه؟ ‫- البته ...
‫بايد يادم بدي توي مدتي که ‫نيستي چطوري ازش مراقبت کنم.
‫توصيه هاي محرمانه ‫ي باغبونيت رو بهم بگو.
‫ولي خب، اگه ترجيح ‫ميدي اعدام بشي...
‫♫ Come on, come on
‫Come on, come on
‫چي کار بايد بکنم؟
‫فقط بهش غذا بده.
‫چه غذايي؟
‫♫ It's suppertime
‫اوه.
‫- .مواد معدني - بله .
‫پنج شنبه ها بايد بهش آب بدي.
‫Oh, yes.
‫♫ Come on, come on
‫It's suppertime
‫- ...ولي هرکاري که ميکني - خب؟
‫It's suppertime
‫- ...هرکاري که ميکني - خب؟
‫- اين ديگه چه کوفتيه؟ ‫- قربان؟
‫واستا! صبرکن! صبرکن!
‫آخ! صبرکن! آخ!
‫Suppertime
‫سيمور کرلبورن!
‫بالاخره همديگه رو ديديم! ‫عجب مناسبتي !بايد جشن بگيريم!
‫- کاناپي ميخوري؟ ‫- سيگار ميکشي؟
‫بريم سر اصل مطلب. امضا کن ‫.برات تورِ سخنراني کردن رزرو ميکنيم.
‫آره، عزيزم .پنج شنبه ‫عکاس ها رو ميفرستيم.
‫پس گياه رو آماده کن ‫و يه لباس تميز بپوش.
‫- .فقط اين سند رو امضا ‫کن - خودکار ميخواي؟
‫هيجان زده نشدي؟ قراره ‫بري روي جلد مجله ي لايف!
‫- دسر ميخواي؟ ‫- بهت ميگم پسر، راحت تماشاچي هارو جذب ميکنيم .
‫- .عنوانش رو ماروين پيشنهاد ‫داد - طرحش ايده ي منه .
‫اولين برنامه ي باغباني ‫هفتگي در تلويزيون!
‫- !و تو هم قراره مجريش باشي، ‫بچه ي خوش شانس - امضا کن !
‫♫ They say the meek shall inherit
‫You know the book doesn't lie
‫It's not a question of merit
‫It's not demand and supply
‫They say the meek gonna get it
‫You know the meek are gonna get ‫What's comin' to them
‫By and by
‫خداي من!
‫و اينم از خودش، ‫آقاي سيمور کرلبورن!
‫آقاي کرلبورن، ‫سوالات زيادي هست...
‫که مخاطبانِ ما، مردم ‫آمريکا، ميخوان ازتون بپرسن.
‫بياين و به بينندگان ما ‫در خونه و جاهاي ديگه...
‫درمورد اين پديده ي شگفت ‫انگيزِ کشاورزي توضيح بدين.
‫اينم اضافه کنم، پديده ‫اي که باعث شده...
‫شما يکي از مشهورترين ‫دانشمندانِ گياه شناسِ کشور بشين...
‫کات!
‫چه خبره؟ گياه لعنتي چش شد؟
‫- .فقط بايد غذا بخوره ‫- خب بهش غذا بده .
‫نميتونم بهش غذا بدم. الان نه.
‫من بهش غذاي ميدم غذاي ‫گياهي رو کجا نگه ميداري؟.
‫غذاي گياهي نميخوره .و ‫الان نميتونم بهش غذا بدم.
‫چرا دست از سرم ‫برنميدارين؟ همتون.
‫فقط برين. تنهام ‫بذارين .از اينجا برين.
‫بريد پي کارتون. تنهام بذارين!
‫- Everybody go away! Leave me alone! ‫- Seymour!
‫You're hysterical.
‫I know. I'm sorry.
‫What am I gonna do ‫What am I gonna do
‫I never should've started, but I did. ‫Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die.
‫And I'll lose her, I'll lose everything.
‫- Seymour Who are you talking to ‫- Oh. Huh
‫Nobody.
‫You're acting funny.
‫It wasn't nice throwing those people out.
‫Those men said ‫Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips...
‫...is sure to be a very big TV show.
‫- I know. I'm sorry. I feel terrible. ‫- Well, you shouldn't.
‫They're coming back tomorrow ‫and they're bringing you a great big check.
‫They are
‫I wish you were enjoying your success.
‫They said they're coming back with money
‫Tomorrow.
‫Then we could afford ‫to get out of here, couldn't we
‫Uh, what do you mean
‫That's it. After tomorrow ‫we could leave here together.
‫Together
‫If you'll have me.
‫Audrey, will you have me
‫Uh, what do you mean
‫Marry me, Audrey.
‫- Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden. ‫- Will you
‫Sure.
‫Then that's it! ‫We'll go get married right now.
‫- Oh, Seymour! ‫- Tomorrow we'll come back...
‫...I'll be on television, get the money ‫and then we'll live happy ever after.
‫Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life ‫with no plants, I promise.
‫- No plants at all. ‫- You're talking peculiar again, Seymour.
‫We'll start tonight, ‫we'll go to City Hall, get married...
‫...and then spend the night somewhere ‫it's safe. Some nice hotel.
‫- Oh, Seymour. ‫- Oh, Audrey.
‫Oh, I've got to get ready! Heh!
‫Hurry. Hurry.
‫بهم غذا بده.
‫- .به هيچ وجه - بهم غذا بده .
‫نميدم، پس انقدر ازم نخواه.
‫بهم غذا بده!
‫نه، ديگه نه .نميدونم زندگي ‫با عذاب وجدان رو تحمل کنم!
‫بچه سوسول.
‫- .مراقب حرف زدنت باش - ‫چرند نگو. برام گوشت بيار .
‫باشه، باشه.
‫برات گوشت ميارم. ميرم نبش خيابون ‫.برات يکم گوشت گاوِ خوشمزه ميارم،
‫- اين چطوره؟ ‫- نميخواد در حقم لطف کني !
‫- .نگاه کن - هوم؟
‫اين پيشنهاد آخرمه. ميخواي يا نه؟
‫واقعا که خوب بلدي چونه بزني.
‫حله. خيلي خب. عاليه.
‫فکر نکن برات دسر هم ميارم.
‫Unh.
‫Hello.
‫♫ Hey, little lady, hello
‫Who... Who is this
‫You're looking cute as can be
‫Is this someone I know
‫You're looking mighty sweet
‫Seymour!
‫No, it ain't Seymour. Ha, ha, it's me!
‫Oh, my God!
‫I don't believe it.
‫Believe it, baby. It talks.
‫Am I dreaming this
‫No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.
‫Something is very wrong here.
‫I need me some water in the worst way.
‫Look at my branches.
‫I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey!
‫♫ Come on and give me a drink
‫I don't know if I should.
‫Hey, little lady, be nice
‫Do you talk to Seymour like this
‫Sure do I'll drink it straight
‫Your leaves are dry, poor thing.
‫Don't need no glass or no ice
‫Uh, I'll get the can.
‫Don't need no twist of lime
‫Here we go.
‫And now it's suppertime!
‫Oh!
‫Ah, ha-ha-ha.
‫Oh, relax, doll, and it'll be easier.
‫Come join your dentist friend and Mushnik, ‫ha, ha.
‫- Aah! ‫- They're right inside. Ha-ha-ha!
‫Get off of her! Get off!
‫- Are you okay ‫- Yes.
‫No.
‫Don't die, Audrey. Please don't die.
‫You know, the plant just said ‫the strangest thing just now.
‫It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik...
‫...are already inside.
‫It's true.
‫I did it.
‫I fed them to it.
‫And that's what made it so big and strong...
‫...and you so famous
‫I've done terrible things, Audrey.
‫- But not to you. Never to you. ‫- But...
‫I want you to, Seymour.
‫What
‫When I die, which should be very shortly...
‫...give me to the plant.
‫So that it will live, and bring you ‫all the wonderful things you deserve.
‫- You don't know what you're saying. ‫- But I do.
‫It's the one gift I can give you.
‫And if I'm in the plant...
‫...then I am part of the plant.
‫So in a way...
‫...we'll always be together.
‫♫ You'll wash my tender leaves
‫You'll smell my sweet perfume
‫You'll water me and care for me
‫You'll see me bud and bloom
‫I'm feeling strangely happy now
‫Contented and serene
‫Oh, don't you see
‫Finally I'll be
‫Somewhere
‫That's
‫Green
‫Hey! Watch it!
‫آقاي کرلبورن.
‫عه، آقاي کرلبورن؟
‫پاتريک مارتين هستم.
‫از شرکت بين المللي ‫مجوز دادن وبازاريابي.
‫ميخوام يه چيزي نشونت بدم.
‫- .علاقه اي ندارم - ‫ولي علاقمند ميشي .
‫نگاه کن.
‫به خودم اجازه دادم از اون گياهِ ‫شگفت انگيزت يه قلمه بردارم.
‫و ببين ظرف چند روز چي دراومده.
‫بچه هاي تيمِ طراحي ‫بسته بنديش کردن.
‫بانمکه، نه؟
‫گرفتي ميخوايم چي کار کنيم؟
‫شرکت من مايله که مبلغِ معقولي بهت ‫بپردازه تا از برگ هاش قلمه بزني...
‫آدري دوم هاي کوچولو توليد کني...
‫اونا رو در گلفروشي ها و سوپرمارکت ‫ها بفروشي .در سراسر کشور.
‫به زودي، هر خونه اي در ‫آمريکا يکي از اين ها خواهد داشت.
‫تصورش رو بکن، پسر ‫.ميتونيم کلي پول دربياريم.
‫آدري دوم هاي کوچولو، همه جا.
‫اين ممکنه از حلقه هاي ‫بازي هم موفق تر بشه.
‫نظرت چيه، آقاي کرلبورن؟
‫آقاي کرلبورن.
‫کرلبورن!
‫هي! ميدوني که مجبور ‫نيستيم با تو معامله کنيم!
‫يه سبزيِ لعنتي جزو اموال ‫عمومي محسوب ميشه!
‫از وکيل هامون بپرس!
‫هر خونه اي توي آمريکا ‫از اول نقشه ت همين بوده؟.
‫بالاخره دوزاريت افتاد، شرلوک.
‫اينجا صحبت از يه ‫گياهِ گرسنه نيست.
‫مساله ي تسخير دنياست.
‫و من ميخوام از تو تشکر کنم.
‫تو تنها چيزي که توي ‫عمرم دوست داشتم، خوردي.
‫تو يه هيولايي، و منم همينطور.
‫اين ماجرا بايد تموم بشه ‫.بايد همين جا تموم بشه.
‫ .بهتره يه دقيقه صبرکني
‫ .بهتره گوشي رو نگه داري
‫ .بهتره مراقب رفتارت باشي
‫ .بهتره لحن صحبت ‫کردنت رو عوض کني
‫.من رو تهديد نکن، پسر
‫. واقعا که خيلي رو داري
‫.يا کارها رو به ‫روشِ من انجام ميديم
‫. يا هم اصلا انجامشون نميديم
‫!آها
‫.الان ديگه توي دردسر افتادي
‫.آره عزيزم
‫.نميدوني با چي درافتادي
‫.روحت هم خبر نداره
‫...نميدوني وقتي ‫اينجا رو نگاه ميکني
‫.در اصل چي مي بيني
‫.نميدوني با چي طرفي
‫.اصلا امکان نداره
‫.نميدوني با چي درافتادي
‫. ولي الان برات توضيح ميدم
‫.اينو بفهم من فقط يه ‫مادرِ سبز و بدجنسم...
‫.که از فضا اومدم، ‫و خيلي هم بدم
‫.بدجنس، سبز، بد
‫من فقط يه مادرِ سبز و ‫بدجنسم که از فضا اومدم .
‫. وانگار که تو هم گول خوردي
‫من فقط يه مادرِ سبز و ‫بدجنسم که از فضا اومدم .
‫پس دست از سرم بردار ‫و از جلوي چشمم گمشو.
‫.چون من سبز و بدجنسم
‫.و خيلي هم بدم
‫.من بدم
‫.آره
‫ميخواي جونت رو نجات بدي، پسر؟
‫ميخواي زنده بموني؟
‫ميخواي فردا رو به چشم ببيني؟
‫.بهتره بکشي کنار
‫.بهتره توصيه ي من ‫رو قبول کني، پسر
‫ميخواي يه نصيحتِ خوب بهت بکنم؟
‫.بهتره آرامشت رو حفظ کني
‫.چون داري روي ‫يخِ نازک قدم ميزني
‫.نميدوني با چي سروکله ميزني
‫.نه، هيچوقت نميدونستي
‫.نميدوني داري به چي نگاه ميکني
‫.ولي خيلي بد شد، بچه جون
‫.شير امشب بيداره
‫.و اگه دمش رو بکشي، غرش ميکنه
‫.ميگي اين منصفانه نيست ‫ميگي اين خوب نيست.
‫.ميدوني من چي ‫جواب ميدم؟ گور بابات
‫.آره
‫.الان نگاهم کن من فقط ‫يه مادرِ سبز و بدجنسم...
‫.که از فضا اومدم و خيلي هم بدم
‫.بدجنس، سبز، بد
‫.من فقط يه مادرِ سبز ‫و بدجنسم يه بدنامِ واقعي.
‫. و تو هم بدجوري عصبانيم کردي
‫من فقط يه مادرِ سبز و ‫بدجنسم که از فضا اومدم .
‫.ميخوام پدرت رو دربيارم ‫ميخوام اينجا رو بترکونم.
‫. من سبز و بدجنسم
‫. و خيلي هم بدم
‫.اوهوم
‫.ميدوني، من از ‫تالاب سياه نيومدم
‫.زادگاهِ من جايي دورتر ‫از ماه و ستاره هاست
‫.داستان هاي "موجود" و ‫"آن" بمونه براي خودتون
‫.جانور" هم همينطور" ‫اونا هيچ معنايي ندارن.
‫!نه خير
‫...من غنچه هاي کشنده ‫و ريشه ي قوي دارم
‫.با خارهاي ناجور و ‫دارم ازشون استفاده ميکنم
‫.پس بهتره ببريش ‫کنار، وقتش رسيده
‫منظورم رو گرفتي؟ ‫ميخوام بترکونمت.
‫.داره مياد
‫.من سبز و بدجنسم
‫.مادر سبز و بدجنس ‫که از فضا اومده
‫.من سبز و بدجنسم
‫.مادر سبز و بدجنس ‫که از فضا اومده
‫.من سبز و بدجنسم
‫!اووه
‫...و من
‫..خيلي هم
‫.بد هستم
‫♫ Subsequent to the events ‫♫ You have just witnessed
‫Similar events in cities across America
‫Events which bore ‫A striking resemblance
‫To the ones you have just seen ‫Began occurring
‫Ooh!
‫Subsequent to the events ‫You have just witnessed
‫Unsuspecting jerks ‫From Maine to California
‫Made the acquaintance ‫Of a new breed of flytrap
‫And got sweet-talked ‫Into feeding it blood
‫Thus the plants worked ‫Their terrible will
‫Finding jerks ‫Who would feed them their fill
‫And the plants proceeded to grow
‫And grow
‫And began what they came here to do
‫Which was essentially to
‫Eat Cleveland
‫And Des Moines
‫And Peoria
‫And New York
‫And where you live
‫They may offer you fortune and fame
‫Love and money and instant acclaim
‫But whatever they offer you ‫Don't feed the plants
‫They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
‫Dates and discos in Beverly Hills
‫But whatever they offer you ‫Don't feed the plants
‫Look out, here comes Audrey II
‫Look out, here I come for you
‫I come for you
‫Oh, my God!
‫آره! ها ها ها.
‫Help!
‫♫ Hold your hat ‫♫ And hang on to your soul
‫Something's coming ‫To eat the world whole
‫If we fight it ‫We've still got a chance
‫But whatever they offer you
‫Though they're slopping the trough ‫For you
‫Please whatever they offer you ‫Don't feed the plants
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