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ALVIN: Are we rolling?
Okay, we're rolling.
Dave's birthday message, take 1.
Happy Birthday, Dave!
to surprise you with a little party.
Uh...
Take 2. (C LAPS)
we thought we'd throw you a small get...
Wait, "DJ"?
Alvin, did you hire someone to build
Of course not! The party planner did.
You hired a party planner?
No, he did not hire a "party planner."
Oh, thank goodness. For a minute there, I...
lam an event planner.
Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
Oh, boy.
Dave, it's all good. It's just us.
ALVIN: Theodore! You hit the flip button!
Oops! Um, hi.
So, the guest list got a little out of hand.
SIMON: A little?
Dave, I had nothing to do with this!
Happy Birthday, Dave! Whoo-hoo!
Redfoo is here?
Yeah, he is, because I got him here.
What?
Well, there's no way to sugarcoat it, Dave.
The cops are here! Ow...
Happy Birthday, Dave!
(CROWD CHEERING)
This does wonders for my glutes!
Yeah! Giving up songwriting to produce?
Buying a new house?
We know you've done all of this for us.
We love you, Dave!
(ALL CHEERING)
Happy Birthday, Dwayne.
It's Dave!
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Whom!
ALVIN: Redf00!
Oh, you like the classics.
This is my jizz-am!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Ooh, cool!
X I walked into the party
♪ Everybody was movin', groovin'
♪ Girls, they were dancin' on the bar
a' Now this wasn't no ordinary dance
a' I couldn't figure it out like your grandpa's riddle
ALL". x Juicy wiggle!
♪ Now move your hips and dance like fish
(MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: a' Getjuicy
♪ Get juicy
I Yeah, get juicy
ALL: a' Getjuicy
♪ Get juicy
ALVIN: r Get juicy!
REDFOO: I' Two girls was shakin' it
♪ I jumped in the middle
♪ Juicy Wiggle!
♪ Get juicy
Oh, yeah! I'm in.
(EXCLAIMING)
♪ Get juicy
He's so smooth.
I Yeah, get juicy
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo-whee!
♪ Now I done just lost my mind
Is that safe?
No, it is absolutely not.
DAVID: What the...
I was just explaining that this is really...
(SCREAMS) High!
(CROWD EXCLAIMS) Oh!
(GASPS)
That was awesome! I'm definitely going again.
(CHEERING)
(SIGHS) Boys.
Whom!
♪ Get juicy I
When I say "Party," you say "Alvin!"
Party! ALL: Alvin!
Party! Alvin!
ALVIN: Party!
Alvin!
Um...
Surprise?
Whoo-how.!
Uh-oh.
Oh, boy.
Uh, if anyone needs us,
Over there, come on. Party's over.
Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's mine.
Oh, you had to grab one last one?
Yeah. Okay.
Enjoy that, yeah.
Were you surprised?
Because #Davesparty was trending on Twitter.
Nice!
I mean, sorry.
I know my work schedule istough“.
But I thought you guys were old enough
to take care of yourselves.
That's insulting. We are very mature.
(THEODORE FARTS)
Look, I'm trying to start a new chapter in my life.
A more stable chapter...
where you guys aren't performing
in a different city every night.
But, we love to perform.
You can go back to that, just not now, okay?
I want you guys to have a few years
of being normal kids.
But we're not normal kids, Dave.
ALVIN: Yeah...
Well, right now,
you're acting like a bunch of animals...
It should, and normally, it would.
But, you're gonna give us one last chance, right?
I think he means our 158th last chance?
With you guys as I can...
before I have to go to
Ashley's album release in Miami.
Whoo-hoo! We're going to Miami!
♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer
No, no Speedos.
I'm going to Miami.
I only got a plus one,
so it wouldn't be fair to pick favorites.
Shh...
(SIGHS) Alvin.
Tied for favorite?
You don't even have to say with who.
Blink once for Theodore, twice for Simon.
Got it, no favorites.
Okay, tail up. 10, 10 degrees down.
Shoulders to the left, shoulders to the right.
Tail in, tail out.
Loosen the grip, loosen the grip.
Not too loose, not too loose, Simon.
Let's start this charade again.
This isn't the PGA Tour, Simon.
Exactly. But this is what it's all about.
Just 4 dudes playing some golf.
Actually, that reminds me, uh...
I invited a friend to join us.
Oh, is this the famous Samantha
we've been hearing so much about?
It is. SIMON: David!
A' Dave and Samantha sittin' in a tree... x
Very funny, guys.
I thought an introduction would be nice.
You must really like this girl, Dave.
You think? (PHONE BEEPS)
She's here.
How do I look?
Well, uh...
Alvin! This is no time for honesty.
Thanks, Theodore.
Oh, brother. Hit the ball, already!
Okay!
SIMON: (GASPS) Look at it soar!
Follow me, come on guys!
ALVIN: WOW.
Awesome!
Come on! (THEODORE LAUGHS)
ALVIN: Follow the ball! Through the mouth!
THEODORE: Open wide! Whoo-hoo!
SIMON: Hurry up! (ALVIN SHOUTS)
Hurry, Theodore!
I'm going as fast as I can!
SIMON: Turn, turn!
My wind calculations were accurate!
Come On, guys!
It's a hole-in...
(SHOUTING) No! Why?
Excuse me, that's my brother's ball.
Oh, uh, this ball?
No, no, this is my ball.
What? I just hit that beautiful shot.
Tell you what, let's compromise,
and we'll call it... no one's ball.
ALVIN: Hey!
I'm warning you.
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
Yeah! Aw.
I'm terrified.
(MOCKINGLY) Ah!
What, what? Ouch! Wait!
What are you gonna do?
MAN: Hey, dude, it's your turn.
Oh, yeah.
Whatever! I don't even need that ball!
Si's right, you're not worth it!
Yeah!
SIMON: Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
ALVIN: Hey, Dave.
Hi. That's Theodore.
He might be the smallest,
but he's got the biggest heart.
Hi.
Ooh, we've heard a lot about you.
Enchanté.
(LAUGHS) I can tell that you're trouble.
If by "trouble," you mean "irresistible,"
then guilty as charged.
Alvin, of course. And there's Simon.
So, you're a doctor?
I am.
Did Dave mention that?
Yes, I am. That's embarrassing.
SIMON: Would it be okay if I tried it?
Yeah, knock yourself out.
Oh, thank you.
Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.
So, it's beating?
Of course it's beating.
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
Son? Oh, no.
Miles is also a musician.
Yeah, I've heard you're pretty good.
Thanks, Mr. Seville.
Oh, brother.
We thought this was the perfect place
I'll get him.
No hard feelings, huh?
Hey, YOU guys having fun?
All right.
(SIMON CHATTERING)
This is not my idea of fun.
Mmm...
Yummy.
(SLURPS) Theo!
SIMON: Alvin, where did Theodore go?
What do you think?
He's a talking chipmunk.
Go on, plump and juicy, say something.
Um, I also sing.
♪ Ooh...
x Yeah, yeah, yeah... x
This isn't like Theo, to wander off.
I know.
MILES: Why don't you check the river?
Chip shot!
Whoa!
Alvin, I found him.
Give us back our brother! Yeah!
He's not for sale!
He's a talking chipmunk.
I also sing.
Theo! You're not helping.
A' I like big butts and I cannot lie
4' You other brothers can't deny
♪ When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
♪ And a round thing in your face
♪ You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
♪ 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed x
Ah. Fine!
THEODORE: Sorry. I was born to perform.
Great news, fellas.
You get to hang with Miles all day.
And the hits just keep on coming. Oh.
Sam got a page from the hospital,
All right, be good.
Bye, Mom. Bye, honey.
Oh, yeah. SAMANTHA: Oh.
You know what? Keep it.
SIMON: Thanks.
Break a leg.
That doesn't really apply to doctors, Dave.
Right.
Good luck!
Uh... Have fun!
(CHUCKLES) Nailed it!
Look, paparazzi.
I guess they heard we were coming.
Hey, guys! Ah, it is good to see you.
Can you get one more from this side?
Yeah.
Guys, they aren't here for you, come on.
There she is! Ashley!
♪ Oh my love Let me be your fire
♪ Feel my heart beating Out my chest
♪ You're the only prayer I need To make me feel blessed
♪ Oh my love Let me be your fire
Hey! What the heck?
Oh, nice, Miles. Ugh! Yuck!
Oh, no! Hey!
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
Hey, down here!
Watch it, hey!
That's my tail! ASHLEY: Excuse me.
Miss Grey, over here.
Oh, hey, you know what?
Let me, let me get this for you.
Oh, you know, I think it's "Push."
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, you know, of course.
Whoa. Okay.
Looks like Mr. Macho isn't as cool as he thinks he is.
♪ You like my dynamite I'm like tick tick I'
Oh, man.
I didn't realize how boring it is
to be on this side of the glass.
Yeah, why aren't you guys in there?
On Diddy's yacht in Saint-Tropez...
...and the next, you're eating stale chips
you find in the couch.
(SIGHS) I miss it.
Uh, uh... Theodore, couch chips are for talent only.
Oh.
Really, Barry?
Whee-how. Yum.
SAMANTHA: We did it!
And then, you performed open-heart surgery.
Please, after being a single mom
and a med student, I could do this in my sleep.
I thought it was cute.
And I like people to know I'm dating a doctor.
All right, I guess my life
is a little more hectic than I'd like to admit.
I get it.
Are they, like, your adopted kids, or...
How does that work?
I don't know, I never really thought about it.
What?
They're lucky to have you.
Crazy idea.
I'm sorry to have to do this...
Ah. I've always wanted to say that!
Uh, well, Alvin...
girls are scientifically proven
ALVIN: Ah, whatever.
Hey, guys.
SIMON: Dave! THEODORE: Hi.
Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up
So, what'd you guys think of Samantha?
Oh, she's awesome.
We loved her.
Ooh, leftovers.
(GRUNTING)
Ooh, I can't wait.
Oh, I can taste it. Yes! Yummy.
Oh. I can't eat this.
Whoa! That is a serious engagement ring.
Samantha to marry him.
So you're probably overreacting.
But what if it's true?
Uh-oh. Here he comes.
Act casual.
(CHANTING)
DAVID: Huh. What are you guys doing?
Well, that's great to hear that
you guys like Samantha, because“.
She's gonna become a big part of my life.
Oh, and good news.
My plus one isn't going to waste.
She is coming to Miami with me.
(CLUCKS)
ALVIN: Guys...
...if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles...
Our brother.
THEODORE: No!
Deep breaths, Theodore. In and out.
It's going to be okay.
What are we gonna do?
ALVIN: Guys, it's time.
Operation ring retrieval is a go.
No ring, no proposal.
No proposal, no Miles.
Theo, fall in line, soldier.
Oh, brother.
(CAWING)
Alvin, what... Are we doing a charade?
Oh, cool. Two words.
No.
Is it a movie? First word.
A song?
Angry. (GROWLS) Get over here.
Okay.
Still no idea what you're saying.
Theodore, you keep an eye on Dave.
(MOANS)
(GRUNTS) Uh-oh.
(GRUNTS) There you are.
Alvin, grab this.
(GRUNTING)
(SNEEZES)
Let's do this.
Yes!
The bag's gone. No.
(ALARM RINGS) Uh-oh.
And right back to "No."
Abort. Abort. Let's go.
Guys...
Uh... Well... We...
just wanted to spend as much time as possible
with you before you left for Miami.
Yeah.
All right. I'll make breakfast.
Alvin, grab it.
Ooh, ooh, Belgian waffles, pancakes. So excited.
Okay, guys--
make sure you're all right.
What? She's nuts.
We should be the ones checking in on her.
Well, after that big party you guys threw...
(BELL RINGS)
Oh, that must be Samantha and Miles.
(COUGHING)
Miles?
But you're okay leaving us with that psychopath?
No, he's a great kid.
It'll be fun.
You know, it'll be, uh,
Uh, I'm pretty sure Miles would interpret
Hi.
Wow. Great place.
Oh, thanks.
Make yourself at home.
Thank you, David, that's very generous of you to open your home.
I actually don't speak Spanish.
SIMON: He said that it's very generous
I also speak Spanish.
I'm fooling everyone.
They have no idea that I'm going to make you my personal servant.
(MILES LAUGHS)
And boys...
All right, bye, sweetie. Be good.
Okay.
All right. Here we go.
I can feel the bonding happening already.
(LAUGHS)
We're gonna be doing tons of bonding.
Where's the Super Glue?
(MUSIC PLAYING)
we need to talk.
Feels like it's working.
But, good talk.
I want to focus on the physically
shutting us out of our own home part.
I have to pee.
You guys are so naive.
If by temporary you mean, "till death do they part"...
He's talking about marriage, Miles.
Wedding bells.
Dave liked it and he's gonna put a ring on it.
A bag of tissue.
What? Scandalous.
It's gone.
Uh. He must have packed the ring
last night before bed.
So you think we're all gonna become, like,
one big happy family?
No one said happy. No offense to your mom.
She actually seems quite wonderful.
Yeah. It's you we're not thrilled about.
And you guys can keep Dave too.
And I've done just fine without one.
Oh. I'm sorry, Miles.
If Dave and my mom do get married...
they'll wanna have their own kids.
And you're not even Dave's real sons...
you'rejust a bunch of chipmunks
that he calls his kids.
Before you guys know it,
you'll be back out in the forest.
Hey.
First of all, that's what squirrels do.
We are chipmunks.
Um, Alvin, chipmunks do that too.
And the fact that I didn't know that...
is exactly why we cannot end up back in the forest.
But... Dave wouldn't do that to us.
MILES: He already has.
Meeting of the Munks.
But it all kind of lines up.
Newjob, new house, new girlfriend, new family.
I don't want to go back to the forest.
(BELCHING)
Hmm. Nice form.
Here's the deal, Miles.
We all go to Miami to stop this proposal...
and then we never have to see each other again.
I'm in.
Can't get you chipmunks out of my life fast enough.
That's the smartest thing you've said
since we met you.
Enough money in your piggy bank?
Guys, it's a credit card.
We'll get 4 tickets. Stop worrying.
Hello, boys.
ALL: Hey, Miss Price.
I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on you...
so I think I'll use...
this one.
(LAUGHING)
Guys, I have a plan.
(GROANS) The 4 words society fears most.
I can't believe that worked.
It wasn't so much me
as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.
(SNORING GENTLY)
That's really messed up.
Respect. Thank you!
Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks.
They're squirrels.
ALVIN: Beggars can't be choosers.
From the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls...
Yeah, let's do it.
I can't believe I maxed out my mom's
entire card in this one ticket.
We're fine. Just stick to the plan.
Shh.
Be silent. Be still.
And you. Get in there.
Ow! Easy!
Both of you guys. ALVIN: Watch the zipper.
Next!
(MEOWS)
(DOGS BARKING)
Go on through.
Whoa!
What's that?
That is a... stuffed Alvin doll.
You know, from that lame singing chipmunks group.
Um, yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah. (GRUNTS)
Um, it's just a doll.
Chucky was just a doll.
(CLEARS THROAT)
This is Alvin. It's what the "A" is for.
He does a lot of bending and back up.
He does splits.
(ALVIN SQUEALS)
He can twist.
You can use it as a weight-loss device.
(GURGUNG)
I can feel the sweat.
It even talks.
It says, "I'm a dumb stupid-head."
Sorry, the batteries might be a bit low.
(LAUGHS)
So, he's... Ow!
And it bites.
I think that was just a design flaw.
There's probably a recall.
You can put the doll back in the bag.
Not the dark place!
What I am gonna need...
is for you to take a step right over there...
Body search?
Body search!
Okay.
(GASPS) Oh, no.
Relax.
(MOANS SOFTLY)
One last spot to get.
SIMON: I don't wanna go to jail.
I don't wanna go to jail! (GASPS)
That's not mine.
You just holding it for a friend?
I don't get paid enough.
Get out of here.
I'm sorry! I just, I got so nervous.
You are lucky I don't flush
the both of you down the toilet!
He never would have made it through Security.
Wow! Hi, everyone!
Cold in here, isn't it?
THEODORE: Whoa! (EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMS)
Miles, will you ask a flight attendant
for some peanuts? We're hungry.
Yeah. I too would love a water.
But no ice. It's supposed to be filthy.
Ooh, which reminds me.
(SINGSONG) Germs, germs, go away,
don't come back any other day, okay.
SIMON: Hey! Easy!
It smells in here.
Not a great idea, Alvin.
We're not legitimate passengers!
(SNIFFS) Ugh!
Oops! Sorry!
(GASPS)
It's just you're...
You're you.
(CHUCKLES) I am me.
And, you know, if you have a pen...
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
I'm not a fan.
Okay.
Excuse me! Pardon me! Coming through.
Now where in this tin can can I get some snacks?
On, baby!
(GRUNTING)
Hi! I'm Theodore.
Shh. (MONKEY CHATTERS)
Inside voice.
Please stop.
Uh, okay, I'll let you out.
(CHATTERS)
(GRUNTS)
Got it. There you go!
Oh! Thank you, friend.
(SCREECHING)
Hey!
Please, everyone relax!
Wait! Don't do that.
No. Bad monkey!
(MOCKING)
I asked you to stop!
Hey! Please!
(CHOMPING)
(SLURPING)
What?
And they were ladies.
Hey. Don't judge me. I saw Pink Flamingos.
Yeah, well, funny thing about that.
Ha! Gotta run!
Come here.
Get back here!
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Simon! Run!
Where? We're on a plane.
I don't know! Come on.
Freeze!
Air marshal.
Don't move.
This is a very hard pose to hold.
(MONKEY CHATTERING)
What's that?
ALVIN: Uh-Oh.
This can't be good.
What the...
What? What?
All right! Everybody calm down!
Birds! Birds!
(WINGS FLAPPING)
Help! Someone save me!
Theo! Over here! Jump!
Birds and dogs!
Oh, my God!
Okay, now there's a goat.
(BLEATING)
And an otter. And an otter! God!
Listen!
Emergency landing in Austin, Texas
due to a herd of chinchillas in the cockpit.
All right, you heard him!
The plane's going down.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Not down like down-down.
Safely-safely. We're not crashing!
You people are idiots!
We're all gonna die!
What an idiot!
You better watch it!
Do you know who you're talking to?
I am the police of the sky!
(MACAW SQUAWKS)
Really?
AGENT SUGGS: Okay. Let's make sure
we have everything.
You released animals from cargo,
and then you forced an emergency landing.
That is three major infractions on one flight.
Here's a fun fact.
In all my years as an air marshal.
Congratulations on such a distinguished career, sir.
Did you hear that?
Because of that "distinguished career"...
I've got a meeting with Homeland Security
What do you think they're gonna bring up
My decade of perfect service...
or that one time that three chipmunks
turned my flight into Noah's Ark?
Probably the time with the chipmunks.
Yeah.
Um, I meant the other one.
Look, sir, what could we possibly have done
(BANGS TABLE)
I'll tell you what you did.
Whoa!
Holy Christmas.
I got a little early gift for you.
You shouldn't have.
No. Wait a second.
I want to lnstagram a video of your reaction.
What?
Thanks.
And The Chipmunks?
Grow up, James.
(MUMBLING) Wait.
(SCREAMS)
Awkward .
But now it's payback time.
You can't do that!
I'm all-powerful...
I'm all-seeing...
and I'm all-knowing.
Then you obviously know
you just made that entire speech...
with your tie in a cup of coffee.
Okay. (GRUNTS)
I'll be back in two minutes.
You also still have a little parrot poop on your shirt.
10 minutes.
And one more thing.
Don't even think about leaving.
I have a very particular set of skills.
Skills that I have acquired over a very long...
You just put your hand on an ink pad.
15 minutes.
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, this is gonna be the best...
Come on! AGENT SUGGS: Really?
Nobody runs on Agent James Suggs.
Come on. Come on. Go.
MILES: Here you go. Thanks so much.
Well, that's as far as my money takes us.
Hey! ALVIN: Yes!
THEODORE: All right! By plane.
Oh. Come on!
Guys, the party is in three days.
Oh, man.
Well, we cannot possibly pick up.
We have to pick up,
or Dave will know something is wrong.
Dave's gonna know something's wrong
in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere!
Hmm. Good point.
Ready to go eat?
Uh... Yeah.
Everything okay?
Hello?
Oh, hi, Dave.
No, I'm not busy at all.
No, I'm just dining with a friend.
What do you need?
All right, I'm gonna take a look.
I'm right at the window.
Oh, no!
They've eaten everything!
And I mean everything!
Just like a guinea pig Armageddon!
Well, thanks for checking on them, Miss Price.
(SCREAMS)
False alarm.
Soundsfike they're having a blast.
Oh, good.
You ready? Yeah.
Whoa, hey. Sorry, fellas. 21 and over.
But it's dark outside,
and we don't have anywhere else to go.
Well, lwish I could help you out,
but I got a bar packed with people...
waiting to hear a band
I'm gonna have to bid you good night.
Whoa! You guys really know The Chipettes?
Uh... Really?
From Los Angeles, California...
The Chipmunks.
Ooh!
Warm crowd.
So, can you really play?
Can you really sing?
(GUITAR PLAYING)
Whoo! Put your hands together for me.
Um! Feels good.
Come on, bass.
Uh-huh.
More guitar.
♪ Ain't no place It ain't going on
♪ It's going around
x Like a vagabond
♪ It gets in your bones
♪ Like you caught the flu
a' Nah, there ain't no cure
a' You just gotta move when you feel the groove
x Now people on the left
♪ From the left now
♪ Shake your south side
♪ People on the right
♪ Let me hear you say
♪ Shake your south side
♪ Every single girl
♪ Where my ladies at?
♪ Shake your south side
a' All around the world
♪ Shake your south side x Guitar! x
MAN: Wh0O!
Yeah. That'll be 76 bucks.
Great. 76 bucks.
Uh, let me rephrase that. I'm the police of the sky.
But we're on the ground and this is a car.
So...
76 bucks.
Nope.
Okay, I'll be right back. Don't leave.
♪ Every single girl
♪ Shake your south side
a' All around the world
♪ Shake your south side A“
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah!
Oh, it's on.
(GASPS) Alvin, we've got a problem.
Oh, no.
I'll distract him, you guys make a run for it.
I'll meet you outside.
How dare you!
ALVIN: Over here.
Gotcha!
Ah!
(CLEARS THROAT)
Let me explain.
I have a reason to believe
You don't think I'd know if there was
Gotcha!
Uh-oh.
Ow!
Watch where you're throwing people!
What are you gonna do about it?
(GRUNTING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
I am so sorry.
Than a good old-fashioned bar brawl.
Hey, hey, hey. Come on, keep it in there!
Yikes!
(EXCLAIMING)
Ha! (LAUGHS)
You come on!
(YELLING)
I will slice and dice you like spicy sushi roll!
(CHUCKLES) Missed me!
Ha! Ha!
You want some butter with that?
(GURGUNG)
Drinks are on you!
(LAUGHING)
What?
Ow, ow, ow...
(SCREAMS)
Solong,Suggsy!
Get out of the way, hillbillies!
I need to get out of this bar ASAP!
We're gonna leave, man!
I'm waiting on a guy that owes me 76 bucks.
Ah!
You know what, we'll double it.
All right.
But Alvin's not here yet! Forget about him, let's go!
Wait, wait!
There he is, there he is!
You...
Hurry, hurry! (ALVIN PANTING)
Miles, give me your belt.
I will hunt you down!
THEODORE: Slow down!
Move your furry little feet!
SIMON: Alvin, let's go! Hurry, Alvin!
I will pounce on you!
Alvin, jump!
Hurry up, Alvin, come on!
I will... (GROANS)
Whoopsie.
...take a little nap.
MILES: So, how much is this gonna cost?
MILES: Oh, we're a little short.
How short?
About 32 bucks.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Have a nice night.
Easy for you to say.
You're not the one who has to sleep outside!
Thanks for nothing! Drive safely!
What?
I hope he gets home safe.
THEODORE: Ouch!
ALVIN: (GROANS) I got a splinter in my tail.
Ow!
I can't sleep without my pillow.
Ow!
I don't suppose they make
(SIGHS) Seriously, guys?
You're the ones who are supposed to be
We're not talking to you, okay?
Not after you tried to leave me behind!
First, awesome, because
I don't wanna talk to you either.
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
I've heard your lame family motto, man.
It's a bunch of crap.
People look out for themselves.
It's biology, it's what animals do.
Well, on behalf of animals everywhere...
I find your attitude insulting.
Call it whatever you want, man. It's true.
Thinking about anyone other than himself...
SIMON: But, I...
I thought you said your dad was...
(SIGHS)
Right, um...
Sorry, Miles.
Whatever.
I don't care, you know?
I've done just fine without him.
ALVIN: Miles, listen.
If Dave and your mom end up together...
he's a good person.
Then why are you making this trip?
Right.
Because you think he's gonna ditch you, too.
Look, dads are overrated.
Eventually, you will get over him leaving.
Really?
Yeah.
♪ And meet me there
a' Bundles of flowers
a' We wait through The hours of cold
♪ Shelter as we go a'
(THEODORE PANTING)
Oh. I can't...
I'm too tired.
MILES: Dude!
Are you joking?
I can still see the tree!
ALVIN: Oh. Huh.
Come on, it's 10 miles to the bus station.
Can't you go any faster?
Um, not to split hairs,
(GROANS)
Nerd alert!
Oh. Um...
Fine.
Come on up.
(SIGHS) Really?
All right! Yes!
Two...
one.
Come on, some om whee-how.!
Oh, thank you.
Oh, sweet!
Now this is quite an efficient way to travel.
Yeah. I could go for miles on Miles.
Oh, my God, that's so bad.
Because that was so bad.
I think thatjoke missed by miles.
(MILES LAUGHS)
♪ Sittin' by the fire
♪ "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"
♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now!
♪ Hey now!
♪ lko, lko, un-day
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na
(LAUGHING)
♪ See that man all dressed in green
♪ Hey!
♪ lko, lko, un-day
4' He is a man He's a lovin' machine
♪ He)!
♪ Jock-a mo fee na-na
♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now!
♪ Hey now! Hey now!
♪ Hey now!
♪ lko, lko, un-day
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na
9movies.to - Free Streaming Movie
(GIGGLING)
Yeah, this is where I dropped them, all right.
Look how obvious these tracks are.
(LAUGHS)
Amateurs.
♪ Iko, lko, un-day
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na
♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now!
F Hey HOW! Hey nQW! ♪ Hey now!
♪ lko, lko, un-day
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na
Only 863 miles to go.
Did some chipmunks jump on your bus?
You know that's not normal, right?
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na
♪ Jock-a-mo fee na-na a'
(CROWD CHEERING)
All right! Nice!
All right! A tater tot!
It's not.
Oh, no! Suggs?
Hello, boys.
How did you find us?
(LAUGHS)
I'm an air marshal!
Law enforcement's my life.
Now, we can either do this the easy way...
or the hard way.
You only got one option.
Chipmunkjail.
With tiny little bars,
It sounds adorable.
Hey!
Guys, slingshot. On three.
ALVIN: Oh, nuts.
We chose the hard way.
(SCREAMING SOFTLY)
Hope you're okay.
Hurry, Theodore, run!
Excuse me, I'm sorry. In here! Come on!
Whoo, I think we lost him. Hey!
SIMON: Disregard.
Come back here!
Excuse me, pardon me.
There's a crazy guy chasing us!
(GROANS)
You look tired, baby. Here you go.
Oh, thank you so much.
Nice one, Suggsy!
That tastes like fire!
It's moonshine.
Fire, please put it out!
That's butterscotch.
Butterscotch liquor.
Ooh!
And moonshine!
Hi, Suggs!
Yes! (GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
Thank you, Mr. Trombone.
Hello, New Orleans!
Direct from our Austin to Miami Comeback Tour,
we're The Chipmunks!
(CROWD CHEERING)
ls everybody ready to get their funk on?
A' This hit That ice cold
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer That white gold
4' Them good girls Straight masterpiece
♪ Stylin', Wilin'
♪ Livin' it up in the city
♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
a' Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
♪ I'm too hot
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Call the police and the fireman
Okay.
♪ I'm too hot
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah I Whoo
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya
4' Saturday night and we in the spot
♪ Come on
♪ Hey! I' Hey!
I Hey, oh!
♪ Stop Wait a minute
a' Fill my cup Put some water in it
a' Take a sip, sign a check Julio, Get the stretch!
♪ If we show up We gon' show out
a' Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
♪ I'm too hot! ♪ Oh, yeah!
What's happening? What's happening?
4' Say my name you know who I am
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah
a' Whoo
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah I Whoo
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya
4' Saturday night and we in the spot
♪ Yeah, come on!
I Hey, hey, hey, oh!
a' Uptown Funk it up, Uptown Funk it up
(WHOOPING)
♪ I said Uptown Funk it up, Uptown Funk it up I'
This whole day has been incredible.
It's been the perfect day.
What?
Excuse me, could you turn that up, please?
Yeah, sure.
...are making some noise in the Big Easy...
When I say "Party," you say "Alvin!"
Party! Alvin!
Oh, no.
Party! Alvin!
Party!
DAVID: Alvin!
(ECHOING) Alvin!
Did you guys hear that?
Hear what?
Huh. Never mind.
It was pretty crazy.
Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.
Yeah, he's not that bad after all.
Hey, we missed a call from Dave.
And a text.
27 of them.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
(SNORING)
Where am I?
What is this?
(SCREAMS)
Suggs! Who are you?
The only thing I remember
is being attacked by a trombone.
Oh, right, yeah.
You got that crazy bump on your head.
You didn't care, though.
You just wanted to party!
We hit every jazz club in the Quarter.
What do you mean, "We"?
You, me, and those dope chipmunk dudes!
I partied with those tree-skunks?
What? What?
(GASPS)
How could I have let them talk me into this?
Oh, no. You asked for that one.
What "other one"?
What?
(SHRIEKS SOFTLY)
This is where they told us to meet them, right?
Well, yelled at us to meet them.
Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
There you are.
Dave! Dave!
Mom! Don't "Dave, Mom" us.
You know what, Dave?
You're an artist, and you're emotional...
and you follow your heart, but maybe
I should take the lead on this one.
You know, we keep a level head.
Okay- Okay-
Don't you "Dave, Mom" us.
Do you have any idea how terrifying it is...
away from where they're supposed to be?
You are lucky that there are witnesses,
because I am so mad right now...
Right here, on this floor!
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on T\/.
Oh, really?
Well, let me just pull up some of
Theodore's tweets from last night.
"Only one word to describe this night,
"go to New Orleans. It's the craziest."
Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade,
"so crazy."
We're really sorry, Dave.
Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys.
If it were up to me, we'd be going home,
and also when we get back to LA.
(SCOFFS) When are we not grounded?
You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.
Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.
I don't have fur.
Well, whatever you have is grounded...
for a long time. Let's go.
Huh. They didn't kill us after all.
Feels like a win.
Hey, guys, Operation "No Proposal" is still on.
Yeah! All right!
High... on, fist.
Give me some. Ow!
Yeah.
Yes.
Thank you.
Hey, um...
Are you sure about this?
Because if this three-ring circus
is too scary for you, I totally get it...
and we could just go back to LA.
I mean, you wouldn't be the first guy
Please, your circus only has one ring.
(MOCKING) Stop looking at me.
DAVID: Mine's the three-ringer.
You're the one who should think
about heading for the hills.
I'm not going anywhere.
Except to get us a coffee. (CHUCKLES)
I'll meet you at the gate.
Sir?
Is there a problem?
Problem? What problem?
There sure is.
Oh, man. Oh, right.
Whoopsies. That.
Guys.
Oh, nuts.
Seriously, guys, the No-Fly List? Come on!
At least we're not on the No-Drive List.
I'm sure you guys will find a way to start one.
Let's not overreact, Dave.
Guys, not now, okay?
I worked my butt off
I might not even get to the record release!
It's just, when you took Samantha to Miami...
Theodore, I'm not in the mood to hear it.
But Dave, we don't...
Alvin, don't. You'll just make it worse.
Thank you for nothing.
Agent Suggs, Air Marshal.
I'll be with you in a moment, sir.
Okay, you're gonna regret that.
Yeah, they came in.
With some guy, probably their dad.
Probably not their dad, because he's a human...
Families come in all shapes and sizes, sir.
It's not for me to judge.
We don't do that here, at Miss Bee's.
Okay, this is how it's gonna go down...
We don't track our rental cars, sir.
Oh! Is that so?
And we pretty much track everything.
I know what you had for lunch today.
Falafel!
Now scurry back there,
and get me the frequency
and uplink code from that rental car.
Hey!
And I need the fastest set of wheels you've got!
(HONKS)
Do you know what this is?
This is a roller skate with wheels.
Pretty sure roller skates come with wheels.
Ah!
(YELLS)
It's like Tweety Bird!
Buckle up!
AGENT SUGGS: Shut up!
This is like driving a parakeet!
Those rodents got a 200-mile head start.
Time to roll up some road, Suggs.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
♪ So say Geronimo!
♪ Say Geronimo!
♪ Say Geronimo! J“
Fly, Bee! Fly!
ALVIN: Are we there yet? DAVID: No.
Are we there yet? No.
ALVIN: All right! THEODORE: Awesome!
Then we're getting back on the road.
Umm-hmm. (SLURPING)
a little snack to get me from lunch to dinner.
Oh, that's unusual.
It would have been rude to not order something.
(DAVE LAUGHS) Look at that face!
♪ Say Geronimo!
♪ Say Geronimo! J“
Whoa! All right!
ALVIN: Now we're talking.
THEODORE: WOW.
Holy guacamole!
I could live here.
Hey, no smiling.
You're still grounded, remember?
Thanks. Thank you.
This is what I'm talking about.
THEODORE: Hi.
Wow! Ho/a!
on, baby.
If this is grounded...
ground me for life.
Don't tempt me.
ALVIN: Hey, Dave!
We'd like to do the mature thing...
and accept partial responsibility
for all the trouble we've caused.
Partial? Yeah.
60-40, on us.
70-30?
Out of my sight for even a second...
So if anything happens, we'll be at the villa.
Ooh, romantic.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) What?
Hi. Hi.
All right, you are not to leave this room.
ALVIN: You guys don't have to worry about us.
We'll be on our best behavior tonight.
I promise. Whoa.
I know you will, because I hired
a babysitter to keep an eye on you.
Almost forgot this.
(GASPS)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Dave is going to propose tonight.
What gave that away?
The romantic dinner or the engagement ring?
Alvin, what are we going to do?
Absolutely nothing.
This hasn't been so bad.
Maybe we just...
do nothing. "Nothing"?
Sure we can.
Good luck proposing without this.
(GASPS) Alvin! When did you grab it?
I found it in his bag, five minutes ago.
Does that mean we did it?
We did it.
Huzzah!
♪ Turn down for what?
We did it! Wh00-h00!
♪ Turn down for what? a'
Come on, Miles, join the party?
Miles?
Let's celebrate! We did it!
Yeah.
You guys ruined Dave's proposal
and now we don't have to hang out.
Miles, hold on.
That doesn't mean we can't be friends.
SIMON: Yeah, man.
So did I. And then I saw you celebrating
So... see you.
Miles, wait! I can explain!
Guys, come on. Miles...
We've been through a lot together.
Don't walk away now.
Yeah. Come on, Miles.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Uh, Miles?
Miles? Miles!
Watch out!
Alvin, he can't hear us!
Slingshot on three! Let's do this.
One...
two...
three!
(SCREAMING) Whoa!
(GASPS)
(GROANS)
Theo. Theodore!
Theo. Theodore.
Is he okay? I don't know.
(WHEEZING)
(GASPS)
No! Theodore!
Come on!
(GASPS) I smell...
empanadas?
Theo! Oh!
Theo, you're alive!
Is this Heaven?
No, it's South Beach.
(GIGGLES)
Like we always say, you mess with one of us...
Miles, he got hit by a car for you.
Whoo-hoo! Oh, ouch!
Miles, we are so sorry.
And the truth is...
I feel the same about you guys.
Except for one tiny detail...
By stealing the ring,
we've effectively ruined the proposal.
ALVIN: You're right.
We need to get that ring, and get to that restaurant!
Let's do it. Come on.
Is gonna be checking into the Shelborne Hotel.
Yes!
Time for a chip hunt!
BABYSITTER: I really wanna go with you...
but I'm stuck babysitting.
Aw, man. The babysitter.
I hope when they get here, they're not annoying.
Let's go. Like, this last time...
I had a kid, and he was, like...
"Oh, my gosh, can I have yogurt?" And I was like...
"Oh, my gosh, can you go to sleep?"
I don't think she knows we're here.
I was like, "Ridiculous."
I don't think she knows she's here.
And, like, everyone around you is so not.
You know what I mean? It's like, it's hard.
Oh, there you are.
Well, okay, I'm totally texting you right now.
Hold on, let me send you this picture.
He's, like, super cute. I really like him.
Oh? Hairy, you say?
Yeah, scruffy's, like, cute.
You know? Yeah, I know.
Oh, yeah, right. Miles! We're on our way.
Yeah, I know he's a little short, but
I don't know, you know that famous saying...
Theo! Come on! Let's go!
"Little things come in big packages," or whatever.
THEODORE: I think she liked me.
Important things right now.
I could be, I don't know, getting a pedicure?
I'm looking for some chipmunks.
Guys, their reservation was at 8:00.
Come on, let's go. Go!
I know these chipmunks are here.
ALVIN: Okay, guys, here's the plan...
He found us.
Theodore, get up! Uh-oh!
Miles, you gotta get the ring to Dave!
I'm not leaving you guys.
We'll distract him. Just go!
Run, run!
THEODORE: I'm going as fast as I can!
SIMON: Think of donuts, think of donuts!
Go, Miles, go! Hurry!
Run, run!
Hide over here! Where?
I don't know! Just think of something!
Come on. Where are you?
Where are you?
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Hi...ya.
(GROWLS) See ya!
Go, go, go!
Run, run!
Hurry, hurry! He's coming!
(SIGHS) Whew!
Ha!
Here's Suggsy! (LAUGHS)
He's like the Terminator! Yeah!
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Oh, no.
This is ironic.
Go, go, go!
Now, here's what's gonna happen...
I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security...
and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison
for dangerous animals.
(GASPS) Oh, no.
And then, if you ever get out of there...
I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.
Right.
And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna,
who will hopefully take me back.
Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.
And she's not getting my texts...
or the flowers, or my candy grams.
For someone to move five times a year
and change their number.
Okay? It's normal.
Oh, yeah. Totally normal.
Alvin!
What? What's going on?
(GROANS) (ALARM RINGING)
It has been a treat.
No... What are you doing?
Elevator power off.
For someone to move five times a year
(GASPS)
ALVIN: Excuse me!
THEODORE: Pardon me!
Miles!
Hey. What happened to Officer Dingleberry?
Let's just say his elevator got stuck.
Has Dave proposed yet?
No, but they're on dessert. It can't be long.
Oh, okay.
Yes, sir. Be no problem. There's the box.
It's go time. Excuse me...
no pets policy at this restaurant.
Meerkats!
Esteban.
All right, all right.
He shoots, he scores! Nice, Alvin!
MILES: Go, Alvin, go!
Did you hear that? It sounded like somebody yelled "Alvin."
Alley-COP!
Whoo-how.!
Pardon me!
I think you're imagining it.
Alvin! ALVIN: I'm open!
Or not.
MAN: Oh!
Gotcha!
Whoo-hoo! Cold!
(SHOUTS) Whoa!
Alvin?
Oh. Hi there, Dave.
Miles? What?
Well, I can't wait to hear this.
Dave, we came to Miami
to stop you two from getting engaged.
Oh, no.
I just blew the surprise.
When Theodore got hit by a car...
Theodore got hit by a car?
I did.
He's fine. He was saving Miles' life.
Wait, he what?
The point is, we realized that...
we like the idea of you two being together,
Yep.
ALVIN: It might not be the family in the photo
Guys, that ring isn't mine.
So, you're not proposing?
Oh, thank God.
I mean, that's not what I meant.
I couldn't see it happening someday.
I mean, uh... Not that I'm expecting it to happen.
But I mean, if it did happen...
we like the idea of you two being together,
I really want it to work.
Me, too.
ALVIN: I'm very confused right now.
And you said you had to come to dinner, so...
I was holding it for Barry.
My sound engineer.
He's proposing to his girlfriend, Alice,
Will you marry me?
It's not empty.
A breath mint?
Miss Grey, over here.
When are you going back on tour?
MAN: The greenroom is right this way, Mr. Seville.
The only reason we're not headed
back to LA right now is because...
I have to be here.
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed
in you guys than I am right now.
If Dave didn't wanna get rid of us before,
he definitely does now.
All because we only cared about if we were happy.
Maybe we're emotional hoarders?
Actually, chipmunks are
traditionally very caring creatures.
Oh, nuts. Well, that means it's us.
I'd do anything to fix this.
Wait. Maybe we can fix it.
By doing the one thing we do best!
Cause mischief on land, sea and air?
Eat all of Dave's food?
No! Music!
So let's give Dave onelastsong
Miles, start working on that little country riff
you were doing in Texas.
Where are you going? There's so much to do.
If we are gonna bring down the house,
a' Once upon a time I was faflin' in love
Oh, boy.
♪ Now it's only fallin' apart
Oh, okay.
♪ Nothin' I can say
a' A total eclipse of the heart ♪
Ooh!
(SCREAMS)
Um, well...
(SHRIEKS) Alvin!
I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!
Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.
What are you doing here? Yeah.
We're kind of in the middle of auditions.
I need your help.
Because it's for Dave, we're in.
ANNOUNCER: Please give a warm welcome...
for Miss Ashley Grey!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Thank you, GUYS-
Now, I have a very special surprise for you...
Everybody, welcome The Chipmunks!
(CHEERING)
Thanks, Ashley.
Thanks. Thank you.
ALVIN: Um...
Before we perform,
Earlier this evening...
we accidentally ruined a very special evening...
for a very special woman
and we'd like to make it up to her.
Yeah.
Alice?
Barry has something he'd like to ask you.
Again.
Yes.
ALL: Aw.
Yes.
(APPLAUDING)
Thanks, Chipmunks.
And we just had one more quick thing to say.
Dave“.
We're really sorry. We're sorry.
So we wrote this last song for you.
(GUITAR PLAYING)
♪ Oh you shine bright
♪ Brighter than fireworks
4' So I give you all my love
♪ And you're perfection even in your mistakes
4' Give affection even when your heart aches
♪ When I'm away, you're who I'm thinking of
a' Because
♪ Wherever I may roam
Whoo! Wow!
♪ You are the place where I can rest my weary bones
a' You are my home, home, home
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(LAUGHS)
Wow.
♪ Sparkling all through the night
♪ Light me up like fireflies
♪ See you shinin' even in the darkness
♪ Stand beside me when I don't deserve it
♪ That's why I say
♪ I give you all my love
a' Because
a' You are my home, home, home
Whom!
♪ Wherever I may roam
♪ You are the place where I can rest my weary bones
♪ You're my number one there's no doubt
4' And we stick together throughout
ALVIN: I love you, Dave!
(VOCALIZING)
a' You are my home, home, home I'
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
Thank you. Nailed it.
Thank you!
Thank you, my people-
(ALL PANTING)
We still got it.
Yeah! Whoo!
Girls, thank you.
We owe you one.
Guys, we have to get back to auditions.
Ryan's been texting me like crazy.
Come on, girls. Let's roll.
Miles, that was amazing!
Dave, we're so sorry
we came to Miami without telling you.
Lose me?
Because you said you're starting
a new chapter in your life.
We thought you might bail on us.
Technically, we're not even a family.
I mean, I know I haven't
really been around much lately, and...
things are changing for us,
but I'd never bail on you guys.
Because we are a family.
You're stuck with me whether you like it or not.
And I was probably a little over-the-top
on the whole "no music" thing, okay?
You guys can perform. All right!
But locally. Okay?
Sure!
What are you talking about, Dave?
You're the best dad we could ever have.
What do you say to a little family dinner
when we get home?
That sounds perfect.
Whoo-hoo! We rocked it!
Simon, did you see me? I was on fire! Oh.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I had fun getting in trouble with you guys.
The trip might be over,
but as long as Alvin is around,
Thanks,SH Not a compliment.
Oh, my God, you guys were awesome.
Hey, Miles, right?
WOW, you played great!
Thanks! Your cool song...
I mean... I love when... Music with your mouth...
Phew! She bought it.
Anyways, I have this party
I'm supposed to go to in L.A. Saturday night...
Definitely, yeah.
I'd, definitely would like to...
Okay. Well then I'll definitely,
definitely see you there.
Okay.
ALVIN: (CHUCKLES) Smooth, Miles.
Real smooth.
Bye.
All right! Hey, ready?
Yeah.
Bye, guys.
Definitely not.
It's not.
We have one more important thing
to do before we go home.
Oh, Dave, we've been driving for three days!
Can't it wait?
Unfortunately not, boys.
The courthouse is closed tomorrow.
I'm sorry, the what house?
Are we going to jail?
It was freezing in cargo!
Does this look like a face that will survive prison?
Come on.
Dave Seville?
Yep, that's me.
By signing this...
you not only agree to take care of,
welfare and educaflonalneedsu.
I do.
Adoption?
You're adopting us?
You guys were right.
So I figured...
let's make it official.
Chipmunks?
Yes?
I still need you to say something like "I agree."
Just to make it legal.
Oh, yeah! I agree!
Yeah. Me, too!
1,000%!
And that's not even a real number.
(LAUGHS)
On this day...
David Seville has officially adopted
You three now have all the legal rights
of any natural child.
Or, chipmunk.
I hereby sign this order confirming this adoption.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Whoo-hoo! Yay!
This is amazing! Yes!
GUYS, guys... Just...
Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy! Awesome!
Dave! Whoa!
Sweet!
Yes! We're a family!
We have a dad. Legally.
Okay.
What an amazing day!
(ALL LAUGHING)
They're excited. Yes!
An official and legal father could ask for.
Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Dad.
Yeah.
Literally nothing could ruin it for me.
Oh, boy.
(GASPS) Alvin.
Totally forgot about this.
Alvin!
CHIPMUNKS: I This hit That ice cold
♪ Michelle Pfeiffer That white gold
♪ This one for them good girls
4' Them good girls Straight masterpiece
♪ Stylin', Wilin'
♪ Livin' it up in the city
♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Which way is the pool?
A' Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Oh, yeah!
Thank you.
♪ I'm too hot
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Make a dragon wanna retire, man
♪ I'm too hot
♪ Oh, yeah!
4' Say my name you know who I am
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Oh, yeah!
The chairs are for hotel guests only. Beat it.
Okay.
I got some bad news for you, too, muchacho.
I'm not moving.
I was just stuck in your elevator of death
for hours and I'm probably out of a job...
by this pool, and I'm gonna relax.
And if you got a problem with it,
You can carry me out! Carry me out! Go for it!
Yes, sir. Go for it!
FOh
a' Don't believe me just watch
That's him. That's the guy.
Oh, come on! Come on.
What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really?
Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay!
Okay, this is fine!
I've been looking to relax all day!
I'm like Cleopatra!
Floating away!
I'm gonna chillax!
I Hey, hey, hey, oh!
♪ Stop Wait a minute
a' Fill my cup Put some water in it
a' Take a sip, sign a check Julio, Get the stretch!
♪ If we show up We gon' show out
a' Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
♪ I'm too hot!
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Call the police and the fireman
♪ I'm too hot ♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Make a dragon wanna retire, man
♪ I'm too hot!
♪ Oh, yeah!
4' Say my name you know who I am
♪ I'm too hot
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah
a' Whoo
♪ Girls hit your hallelujah x Whoo
♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya
4' Saturday night and we in the spot
♪ Whoo!
a' Uh, don't believe me just watch
♪ Yeah, come on!
I Hey, hey, hey, oh!
(CHORUS SCATTING)
a' Before we leave
a' Let me tell y'all a little something
r Uptown Funk it up
♪ I said Uptown Funk it up
r Uptown Funk it up
♪ Come on, dance Jump on it
♪ If you can dance, then flaunt it
♪ If you freaky, then own it
♪ Don't brag about it Come show me
♪ Come on, dance Jump on it
♪ If you can dance, then flaunt it
4' Saturday night and we in the spot
♪ Come on
♪ Whoo!
a' Uh, don't believe me just watch
♪ Yeah, come on!
r Uptown Funk it up
♪ Say what?
r Uptown Funk it up
x Uptown Funk it up x
♪ All we need is love
♪ Wanna shout it from the rooftops
♪ All we need is love
♪ I feel the love under the stars
♪ On the rooftop tonight
a' Connected by our beating hearts
a' All around the world
♪ All we need is love
x I'm calling out to you
♪ All we need is love
♪ A revolution of love
♪ All we need is love
♪ Here we go, go, go
♪ All we need is love
a' Wanna shout it from the rooftops
♪ All we need is love
a' We got it all if we got each other
♪ And everything will be all right
a' All around the world
♪ All we need is love
x I'm calling out to you
♪ All we need is love
♪ A revolution of love
♪ All we need is love
♪ Here we go, go, go
♪ All we need is love
a' Wanna shout it from the rooftops
♪ All we need is love
♪ From the ground up
4' Let's start a revolution of love
♪ All we need is love
a' Wanna shout it from the rooftops
♪ All we need is love
♪ From the ground up
a' Let's start a revolution of love ♪
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