WEBVTT 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:18.915 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:22.590 I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:24.910 not with a big shiny moon 00:00:25.080 --> 00:00:27.992 or a city that could look stunning in spite of itself. 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:30.075 Or me. 00:00:32.040 --> 00:00:35.112 But I wanted you to know that before the horror began, 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:37.635 before it all came crashing down, 00:00:37.800 --> 00:00:40.917 there was a time when capes and cowls and fighting crime 00:00:41.080 --> 00:00:42.672 really was exciting. 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:57.630 I'd been with Batman for almost three years. 00:00:57.800 --> 00:01:01.475 That night my father signaled for him, so something was up. 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:06.036 (BEEPING) 00:01:07.320 --> 00:01:09.834 I tend to stay out of these discussions. 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:11.991 I mean, why push my luck? 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:16.238 - BATMAN: (ON RADIO) You there? - Yeah. 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:18.193 We've got a robbery. 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:20.790 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 00:01:27.240 --> 00:01:28.240 Bloody son of a... 00:01:28.440 --> 00:01:31.113 You act like you've never been in a police chase before. 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:32.833 - Take the next left. - Here? 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:34.515 Here. 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:37.232 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:01:40.360 --> 00:01:41.759 We've got to lose the truck. 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:44.036 Let's lose the cops instead, okay? 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:48.560 (SCREAMING) 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:03.559 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:02:06.720 --> 00:02:08.870 This is going to be a night to remember. 00:02:09.040 --> 00:02:10.040 (GASPS) 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:12.429 Fricking A! 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:15.200 (BEEPING) 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.879 Caution, falling debris. 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:21.520 (MEN COUGHING) 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:25.080 (BEEPS) 00:02:29.920 --> 00:02:31.069 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:02:33.440 --> 00:02:35.078 Okay, we lose the truck. 00:02:36.600 --> 00:02:37.874 (HISSING) 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:48.600 (THUDS) 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:49.840 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:51.320 (GUNFIRE) 00:02:57.520 --> 00:02:58.520 (GROANS) 00:03:10.160 --> 00:03:11.195 (GROANS) 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:16.589 You really want to turn a robbery into a murder? 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:18.552 You see another way out of this? 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:21.036 BATGIRL: I know you're in a bad spot. 00:03:21.880 --> 00:03:24.348 But there's bad and then there's worse. 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:25.949 (ENGINE REVVING) 00:03:26.320 --> 00:03:27.320 (GRUNTS) 00:03:28.160 --> 00:03:29.195 Like that. 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:31.595 Negotiating? 00:03:31.760 --> 00:03:32.909 He wasn't going to hurt me. 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:34.274 Did he know that? 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:37.109 Sometimes, you have to have a little faith. 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:40.794 What happened to the drivers? 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:42.279 They got away. 00:03:42.440 --> 00:03:43.634 But the night's still young. 00:03:44.880 --> 00:03:45.880 (GASPS) 00:03:46.040 --> 00:03:48.349 I'm going to need some alone time. 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:51.236 Oh, sure, yeah. 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:52.992 (MAN GROANING) 00:03:53.160 --> 00:03:55.594 - Maybe I'll see you... - (MAN SCREAMING) 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:57.275 Later. 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:10.309 It's a lot of photos. 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.557 My uncle's big on family, even the ones he's hit. 00:04:18.520 --> 00:04:20.158 His Holiness is expecting us. 00:04:23.840 --> 00:04:25.478 Get the hell in here. 00:04:28.840 --> 00:04:30.398 It's all over the news. 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:34.676 - (REMOTE CONTROL CLICKING) - Every channel. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.275 What can I tell you? Batgirl's hot. 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:41.671 - (GASPS) - Don't get smart. 00:04:41.960 --> 00:04:42.960 (GROANS) 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:45.391 I lost four men yesterday. 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:46.879 Four idiots. 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.873 They said they could knock out the tracker on the armored car. 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:52.349 I don't think they could plug a computer in their ass. 00:04:52.840 --> 00:04:54.159 Do I care? 00:04:54.320 --> 00:04:57.198 I'm out 100 grand, thanks to your frigging fiasco. 00:04:57.400 --> 00:04:58.719 And what do I get for it? 00:04:58.880 --> 00:05:01.872 The Bat and his bitch breathing down my neck. 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:07.588 Bottom line, you're going to give me my money back, nephew, every cent. 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:13.028 Otherwise you're going to become a very distant relative, very soon. 00:05:13.200 --> 00:05:14.200 Capisce? 00:05:15.760 --> 00:05:18.274 Okay, unc, whatever you say. 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:24.754 Darker men, huh? 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:26.200 Barbara, why didn't you tell me? 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:27.920 I have a cousin who's a defense attorney. 00:05:27.960 --> 00:05:30.076 Ooh, Reese, not that dark. 00:05:30.840 --> 00:05:32.637 (SING-SONG) He's single. 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.560 Well, that lightens him up a bit, doesn't it? 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:35.914 Babs, girl, 00:05:36.080 --> 00:05:38.416 (STAMMERS) I do not understand why you're having fishing troubles 00:05:38.440 --> 00:05:40.237 when we are in the middle of a lake. 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:43.356 What do these guys have to do to get your attention? 00:05:44.200 --> 00:05:45.315 Steal a book? 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:47.989 It just so happens I'm involved with someone. 00:05:48.200 --> 00:05:50.270 Sort of, kind of. 00:05:50.640 --> 00:05:52.280 - That serious, huh? - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:53.440 What are you doing? 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:55.989 My dad's department has been setting up city cams. 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:57.593 I've been helping with the program. 00:05:57.760 --> 00:06:00.752 It's amazing. You can view half of Gotham from your computer. 00:06:00.960 --> 00:06:02.313 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 00:06:08.760 --> 00:06:10.113 (COMPUTER TRILLING) 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.793 Looks like a bad boy, just your type. 00:06:27.840 --> 00:06:29.956 (BEEPING) 00:06:42.320 --> 00:06:45.915 LONNY: Jesus, Paris, a friggin' fortune in the middle of some dump. 00:06:46.080 --> 00:06:47.115 It's ridiculous. 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:48.998 It used to be a bank. 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:51.958 The same family's owned this building since 1929. 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:54.031 - Which family? - My uncle's. 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:56.233 You are bloody crazy. 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:57.435 You sound pissed. 00:06:57.640 --> 00:07:00.313 - No, I sound freaked the "F" out. - I'm not. 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:02.878 And that's freaking me, too. 00:07:04.280 --> 00:07:06.316 My uncle's a dinosaur, Lonny. 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:09.552 By the time he finds out what we've done, he'll be extinct. 00:07:09.840 --> 00:07:10.989 (WHIZZING) 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:14.517 BATGIRL: No withdrawals today, boys. 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:15.999 Bloody hell, it's her! 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:19.873 Batgirl, I am impressed. 00:07:20.080 --> 00:07:21.911 Where's your overbearing boyfriend? 00:07:22.080 --> 00:07:23.354 He's not my boyfriend. 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:26.352 Then maybe I have a chance. 00:07:26.520 --> 00:07:27.919 What are you doing? 00:07:28.080 --> 00:07:29.559 - I want to meet her. - (LOUD THUD) 00:07:37.440 --> 00:07:38.440 (YELLS) 00:07:40.760 --> 00:07:42.193 - (GUNSHOT) - (GRUNTS) 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:45.238 (SLOW CLAPPING) 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:47.709 Awesome. 00:07:49.760 --> 00:07:50.760 (NECK CRACKS) 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:52.240 I don't want to have to hurt you. 00:07:52.400 --> 00:07:54.960 Why should you be different from all the other girls? 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:57.073 (GRUNTING) 00:07:57.320 --> 00:07:58.548 (YELLS) 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:00.312 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:08:01.640 --> 00:08:02.709 It's like a dance. 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:04.074 Yeah, right. 00:08:05.400 --> 00:08:06.628 (GRUNTING) 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:09.596 Too bad we can't sit this one out. 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.916 I don't waste my time with punk amateurs. 00:08:12.080 --> 00:08:14.674 Oh, baby, I think you've misjudged me. 00:08:16.280 --> 00:08:17.280 (GROANS) 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:24.400 (VOICE ECHOING) Smells like cherries, huh? 00:08:25.480 --> 00:08:28.677 You've got maybe 10 seconds to bedtime, baby. 00:08:28.840 --> 00:08:30.831 Can't end the night without a kiss. 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:33.433 (GROANING) 00:08:34.640 --> 00:08:36.710 You'll never make it to the door, Batgirl. 00:08:39.760 --> 00:08:41.557 (SCOFFS) Smart girl. 00:08:41.760 --> 00:08:42.909 (GROANS) 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.395 She's taking a nap. Let's grab the money. 00:08:46.880 --> 00:08:48.552 (SIREN BLARES) 00:08:49.640 --> 00:08:51.073 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:09.674 Thanks. 00:09:10.560 --> 00:09:11.788 How long was I out? 00:09:12.520 --> 00:09:13.555 A few minutes. 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.915 Apparently, I got there right after they left. 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:19.152 You should've waited for me. 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:20.469 They were on their way out. 00:09:20.640 --> 00:09:22.198 I had to do something. 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:26.109 His name is Paris, Paris Franz. 00:09:26.280 --> 00:09:27.793 (COUGHS) You're kidding? 00:09:30.040 --> 00:09:31.155 I guess not. 00:09:32.160 --> 00:09:33.673 Your father gave me his file. 00:09:33.880 --> 00:09:37.190 He's a nasty combination of narcissist and sociopath. 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:40.079 He'll have you smiling right up to the moment he cuts your throat. 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:43.517 I haven't had to deal with his type of crazy in a while. 00:09:44.400 --> 00:09:45.833 I don't want you to, either. 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:47.753 What are you saying? 00:09:47.920 --> 00:09:49.672 Don't go near him without me. 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:51.876 - Excuse me? - No matter what. 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:53.837 We're not exactly attached at the hip. 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:55.069 We are on this. 00:09:55.280 --> 00:09:57.714 You want to work with me, you do what I say. 00:09:58.040 --> 00:10:00.793 And that's it? You speak and the words are law? 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:02.269 Yes. 00:10:06.880 --> 00:10:07.880 REESE: Let me understand. 00:10:08.040 --> 00:10:10.270 You're seeing a guy, but not really dating. 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:12.351 - Right. - In a yoga class. 00:10:12.520 --> 00:10:13.635 Basically. 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:15.398 He's, like, the instructor? 00:10:15.560 --> 00:10:16.595 Right. 00:10:16.800 --> 00:10:18.233 And he's making demands? 00:10:18.400 --> 00:10:21.198 He's always been controlling, usually I'm okay with it. 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:22.360 But there's no sex? 00:10:22.520 --> 00:10:23.714 God, no! 00:10:23.880 --> 00:10:25.791 And you're into him because... 00:10:27.640 --> 00:10:29.039 Because of the yoga. 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:30.715 I like the yoga. 00:10:31.040 --> 00:10:32.678 So, find another class. 00:10:33.160 --> 00:10:35.913 There is no other class, Reese. This is it. 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:37.080 And I'm good. 00:10:37.280 --> 00:10:40.238 He won't say it, but I'm the best damn student he ever had. 00:10:40.400 --> 00:10:42.868 So, if he's going to start making decisions based on emotions 00:10:43.040 --> 00:10:44.519 of which he has zero, 00:10:44.680 --> 00:10:46.716 then I think we've got a problem! 00:10:48.280 --> 00:10:51.750 And they say the gay scene is complicated. (SCOFFS) What? 00:10:56.960 --> 00:10:58.393 Here you go, ladies, 00:10:58.560 --> 00:11:00.915 added token of our appreciation. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:05.195 Here's the mask your buddy wanted me to wear. 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:07.635 (CHUCKLES) Sorry, we had to cut up the pillowcase. 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:10.433 Got it, thank you. 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:13.239 You know I've got real masks back at the house, 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:14.509 just saying. 00:11:26.280 --> 00:11:27.759 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 00:11:28.800 --> 00:11:30.313 So, how long are we going to be here? 00:11:30.760 --> 00:11:32.478 I thought you Brits liked the salt air. 00:11:32.640 --> 00:11:35.757 I don't like all that money sitting under a friggin' sink. 00:11:36.280 --> 00:11:38.271 - Feed it to the fish. - What? 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:41.796 I just got access to every offshore account my uncle owns. 00:11:42.520 --> 00:11:43.794 And she called me an amateur. 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:44.995 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 00:11:50.800 --> 00:11:51.800 PARIS: Who is it? 00:11:51.960 --> 00:11:52.960 It's your uncle. 00:11:53.120 --> 00:11:54.120 (GUNSHOT) 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:57.593 - (GUNFIRE) - (GROANS) 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:05.357 - (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) - (PANTING) 00:12:05.520 --> 00:12:06.635 How do we get out? 00:12:06.800 --> 00:12:08.518 You're looking at it. 00:12:16.680 --> 00:12:18.796 (BEEPING) 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:29.673 (MOTOR REVVING) 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:51.150 Batgirl, I'm afraid I didn't get your number. 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:54.710 So I'm sending this video to the police to give to you. 00:12:55.160 --> 00:12:56.798 They've got to be good for something. 00:12:57.000 --> 00:12:59.673 You may have heard that I've come into some family money. 00:12:59.880 --> 00:13:01.279 I told you I'm no punk. 00:13:01.680 --> 00:13:04.035 In fact, I got you a gift. 00:13:04.520 --> 00:13:07.751 Something special for my special girl. 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:11.392 Just go back to where we met. You'll see. 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.113 - Cute. - It's not cute. It's a trick. 00:13:16.280 --> 00:13:18.396 I know, but it is a little flattering. 00:13:18.560 --> 00:13:20.198 No, he doesn't know you. 00:13:20.400 --> 00:13:21.879 He's objectified you. 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:25.278 When a criminal gets personal like that, it's bad news. 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:27.389 You're off this one. 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.229 - What? - I don't want you on this case. 00:13:30.680 --> 00:13:34.229 At all? So he likes me, we can use that. 00:13:34.400 --> 00:13:35.719 He's not afraid of you. 00:13:35.880 --> 00:13:37.438 I want him nervous. 00:13:39.760 --> 00:13:41.716 The place you met was at that warehouse, right? 00:13:41.920 --> 00:13:43.592 Yeah. Where are you going? 00:13:43.800 --> 00:13:46.439 Your father and his men are already canvassing the place. 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:47.919 I'll let you know what we find. 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:49.911 Hold on, we're not done. 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:52.435 - No, wait. Wait! - (ENGINE REVVING) 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:11.399 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:20.595 (TYRES SCREECHING) 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:23.428 (ENGINE REVVING) 00:14:58.800 --> 00:14:59.800 Hey! 00:15:00.800 --> 00:15:01.994 Is this the gift? 00:15:02.160 --> 00:15:03.991 'Cause I thought I was a little more special. 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:05.629 You are, baby. 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:08.115 But the real gift's somewhere else. 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:10.550 Girls like scavenger hunts, don't they? 00:15:11.040 --> 00:15:12.632 Is this going to take long? 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:18.399 PARIS: Careful getting in. 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:20.238 I don't own this place yet. 00:15:30.920 --> 00:15:33.798 You're getting hot, hotter. 00:15:34.560 --> 00:15:37.154 Whoa, you might have to call the fire department. 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:52.431 - Where's the gift? - Come on, look around. 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:54.199 You're the girl detective. 00:16:03.560 --> 00:16:04.913 (BATGIRL GRUNTS) 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:10.592 For you, my love. 00:16:10.880 --> 00:16:12.313 Do you realize what you've done? 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:14.391 He was the biggest boss in Gotham. 00:16:14.920 --> 00:16:16.558 He was an artifact. 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.359 He went out with phone booths and the porkpie hat. 00:16:19.560 --> 00:16:21.516 I'm the next evolution, baby. 00:16:21.800 --> 00:16:25.395 Today, it's all about brains and nerve and tech. 00:16:25.560 --> 00:16:27.152 That's how I got his money 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:28.760 and that's how I'm going to get you. 00:16:28.920 --> 00:16:31.000 - MAN: Boss, you okay in there? - (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 00:16:31.160 --> 00:16:33.280 - You might have to get in line. - MAN: Break it down. 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.319 (GROANS) 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:41.840 (GROANS) 00:16:48.760 --> 00:16:50.193 (GRUNTING) 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:51.669 (GROANS) 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:53.913 (PANTING) 00:16:57.120 --> 00:16:58.120 (GRUNTS) 00:17:04.800 --> 00:17:06.472 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:18.269 (MEN GROANING) 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:37.080 BATMAN: You let him play you. 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.516 He thinks he knows you, like there's some kind of relationship going. 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:42.511 He led you like a lap dog. 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.551 Bull, I knew what I was doing. 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:46.597 I was on the hunt, same as you. 00:17:46.760 --> 00:17:48.876 No, you were trying to prove something. 00:17:49.040 --> 00:17:52.032 You let your ego cloud your judgment. You should've listened to me. 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:54.634 - I thought we were partners. - We are. 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:57.753 But we're not equals, not even close. 00:17:58.000 --> 00:18:00.150 You sanctimonious, self-righteous... 00:18:00.320 --> 00:18:02.390 You're not in it like I am, Barbara. 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:05.240 It's still a game for you, it's still a thrill. 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.992 You haven't been taken to the edge yet. 00:18:07.320 --> 00:18:08.548 The edge of what? 00:18:08.800 --> 00:18:10.153 The abyss, 00:18:10.320 --> 00:18:12.356 the place where you don't care anymore. 00:18:12.520 --> 00:18:14.078 Where all hope dies. 00:18:18.760 --> 00:18:20.990 We're done here. You're off the case. 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:22.713 No! This isn't over. 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:25.440 You can't dismiss me with some metaphysical BS. 00:18:25.600 --> 00:18:26.999 Why are you doing this? 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:28.832 - I told you. - Uh-uh. 00:18:29.040 --> 00:18:32.032 We've been up against worse threats than Paris Franz. 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:34.317 This isn't about me, it's about us. 00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:37.432 It's about you getting protective and sitting in judgment. 00:18:37.800 --> 00:18:39.199 I won't have it! 00:18:39.760 --> 00:18:40.909 Then get out. 00:18:44.320 --> 00:18:45.435 How dare you! 00:18:45.840 --> 00:18:48.718 I'm in this because of you! I did what you wanted. 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:49.995 I made it work! 00:18:50.560 --> 00:18:51.560 (GRUNTING) 00:18:58.560 --> 00:18:59.560 (BATMAN GROANS) 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:02.154 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:19:02.320 --> 00:19:03.435 (PANTING) 00:19:10.520 --> 00:19:11.520 (BATGIRL MOANS) 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:51.274 Barbara Kathleen Gordon, what the hell have you done? 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:54.956 So, you and yoga guy? 00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:57.396 Yeah, a few nights ago. 00:19:57.600 --> 00:20:00.114 Girl, you've been holding out. How was it? 00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:05.230 - Not so good? - No, it was fantastic... 00:20:06.280 --> 00:20:08.032 Like fireworks. 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:09.200 Yeah? 00:20:09.360 --> 00:20:11.555 Except he's been avoiding me. 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.631 At least, I think he is. 00:20:13.800 --> 00:20:14.869 We haven't talked. 00:20:15.040 --> 00:20:16.234 I've been to that dance. 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:19.952 Maybe it was too soon, even after all this time. 00:20:20.960 --> 00:20:23.952 Talk to him, Babs. Some guys need a period of adjustment. 00:20:24.160 --> 00:20:26.310 They get nervous about commitment. 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:27.674 He's only human, right? 00:20:32.840 --> 00:20:35.115 (REPORTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:38.549 REPORTER: In local news, the city is bracing for gang wars 00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:42.269 following the murder of crime boss, Carlos Francesco, Saturday. 00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:45.671 At the same time, the manhunt goes on for Parry Francesco, 00:20:45.840 --> 00:20:48.400 aka Paris Franz, the murder suspect. 00:20:48.600 --> 00:20:50.158 Said Detective Harvey Bullock, 00:20:50.320 --> 00:20:52.440 "It's like he's fallen off the face of the Earth... " 00:20:52.560 --> 00:20:53.993 From your lips, Harvey. 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:55.991 (REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 00:20:58.280 --> 00:21:00.510 But I tried to be what you want. 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:02.080 You're not listening to me, Debbie. 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:05.556 So damn clingy. I feel trapped, like I can't move. 00:21:05.880 --> 00:21:07.279 I need space. 00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:08.949 Hey, hey, hey! 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:10.754 (MAN GROANS) 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:13.550 There... Space. 00:21:21.320 --> 00:21:23.231 (BIRDS COOING) 00:21:33.280 --> 00:21:35.191 So, what do you think? 00:21:36.040 --> 00:21:37.439 Is it worth a shot? 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:41.789 I'm doing it, anyway. 00:21:49.840 --> 00:21:51.068 (RADIO BUZZING) 00:21:59.800 --> 00:22:00.869 Hey. 00:22:01.080 --> 00:22:05.710 Hi, nothing on cable tonight, so I thought I'd get out and get some exercise. 00:22:06.040 --> 00:22:08.190 Tell me, how's Paris these days? 00:22:08.360 --> 00:22:09.554 He's on the move. 00:22:09.760 --> 00:22:12.752 We got a tip he might be hiding out at the docks. 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:14.239 That's where I am right now. 00:22:17.120 --> 00:22:19.031 That wouldn't be an invitation, would it? 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:20.200 No. 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:21.992 I was just kidding, 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:23.479 but I'm not that far away. 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:24.640 No. 00:22:24.800 --> 00:22:27.439 But what about after you get him? What then? 00:22:29.280 --> 00:22:30.599 Are we back in business? 00:22:33.800 --> 00:22:35.279 Oh, come on! 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:36.668 We'll talk later. 00:22:37.280 --> 00:22:38.838 It was just sex for God's sake. 00:22:39.040 --> 00:22:40.360 It doesn't have to mean anything. 00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:42.160 It's not like we have to care, I don't care. 00:22:42.320 --> 00:22:45.437 You don't care. We just go back like it was. That's all. 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:46.908 Please. 00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:49.029 Later. 00:23:05.760 --> 00:23:06.875 (GROANS) 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:16.675 Bang on, mate! 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:22.795 (BEEPING) 00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:24.639 (GROANING) 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:34.674 (GRUNTING) 00:23:40.080 --> 00:23:41.080 (WHISTLES) 00:23:50.520 --> 00:23:52.192 (GROANING IN PAIN) 00:23:56.760 --> 00:23:58.113 (GROANING) 00:24:15.360 --> 00:24:16.588 Take the other side. 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:19.400 (GROANS) 00:24:29.120 --> 00:24:30.269 (TYRES SCREECH) 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:43.074 (GROANS) 00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:44.275 (SCREAMING) 00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:49.552 (GROANING) 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:52.239 Alone at last. 00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:56.399 (BOTH GRUNTING) 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:07.875 Selfish, foul, piece of garbage! 00:25:08.080 --> 00:25:09.672 You ruined everything! 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.676 Must be that time of the month. 00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:14.720 (GROANING) 00:25:16.040 --> 00:25:17.519 (BATGIRL GRUNTING) 00:25:27.600 --> 00:25:29.318 - (GRUNTING) - (GROANING) 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:31.433 (PANTING) 00:25:34.040 --> 00:25:35.040 (GASPS) 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:44.199 (PARIS WHEEZING) 00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:55.471 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:23.148 Thanks to Batman, Franz was taken into police custody, 00:26:23.320 --> 00:26:25.515 ending an intensive city-wide search. 00:26:26.320 --> 00:26:29.551 This was the scene earlier today as he was taken into arraignment. 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:32.915 Love you, Batgirl. Love you. 00:26:49.600 --> 00:26:50.669 Batgirl. 00:26:53.320 --> 00:26:54.320 Close. 00:26:57.120 --> 00:26:59.714 I thought I'd save you the trouble of ending this. 00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:03.511 There's some stuff you might want back. 00:27:04.600 --> 00:27:07.273 Can't have smoke bombs exploding in the apartment. 00:27:08.040 --> 00:27:09.553 I'm sorry, it's just that... 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:12.757 I get it. It's one thing to protect the city, 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.309 another when it narrows down to one person. 00:27:16.600 --> 00:27:18.113 Someone you really care about. 00:27:20.800 --> 00:27:22.711 I'll find some way to fill my time. 00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:25.958 It's just as well, you know. 00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:30.034 I saw that abyss you spoke about, 00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:33.192 very scary, but so tempting. 00:27:34.360 --> 00:27:36.032 I don't know how you resist it. 00:27:38.040 --> 00:27:40.918 I don't think it's humanly possible after a while. 00:27:42.760 --> 00:27:43.954 Be careful. 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.673 BARBARA: And that was that. 00:27:49.840 --> 00:27:53.230 Oh, I'd see him again, but never as Batgirl. 00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:55.271 I really was done with that part of my life. 00:27:56.120 --> 00:27:58.588 A week later, it wouldn't matter anyway. 00:27:58.760 --> 00:28:00.637 A terrible storm was moving in 00:28:00.800 --> 00:28:02.836 and we'd all be in for it by then. 00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:19.951 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 00:28:53.080 --> 00:28:54.559 Hell of a night, huh? 00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:57.234 What makes it different from any other night in Gotham? 00:28:57.760 --> 00:29:00.718 Nothing, nothing at all, I suppose. 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:04.995 Commissioner Gordon, uh, he thought you might like to see this. 00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:09.352 - That's an interesting choice of words. - Come again? 00:29:09.560 --> 00:29:11.516 Why would I "like" to see this? 00:29:11.800 --> 00:29:12.800 Huh. 00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:16.311 Well, I guess "need" would have been better for you, right? 00:29:16.840 --> 00:29:18.876 Coroner came and gave things the eyeball. 00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:22.357 Says these poor saps died probably three years ago. 00:29:23.520 --> 00:29:24.555 Died? 00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:28.679 Well, we won't know for sure if they was murdered till after the autopsies. 00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:30.319 They were murdered. 00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:32.433 What do you make of this? 00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:34.791 What do I make? (SIGHS) 00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:38.515 Well, three years ago was that dentists' convention. 00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:41.797 The one where a handful of conventioneers never returned home, 00:29:42.120 --> 00:29:43.155 just went missing. 00:29:43.320 --> 00:29:45.880 Emptied out their bank accounts and disappeared. 00:29:46.080 --> 00:29:48.389 I think we're standing in the mouth of that. 00:29:48.560 --> 00:29:51.472 (CHUCKLES) It's an interesting choice of words, huh? 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:54.916 BATMAN: Tell Gordon I'd like to talk to him. 00:29:56.040 --> 00:29:58.600 Well, I would, but tonight's his father-daughter night 00:29:58.760 --> 00:29:59.829 and you know he doesn't... 00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.115 Have to be there. 00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:03.311 Tell Gordon I need to talk... 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:04.720 To him. 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:13.073 (PANTING) 00:30:29.760 --> 00:30:30.954 (GRUNTS) 00:30:31.280 --> 00:30:32.793 (EXHALES) 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:41.953 (PHONE RINGING) 00:30:46.560 --> 00:30:48.278 - Hello? - GORDON: Barbara, it's Dad. 00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:49.953 Oh, hi, Dad, how's your day? 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:51.639 Not over yet, unfortunately. 00:30:51.800 --> 00:30:53.736 I'm sorry, honey, but I won't be able to make it tonight. 00:30:53.760 --> 00:30:55.637 - Something's come up. - Are you all right? 00:30:55.800 --> 00:30:57.836 I'm fine, there's nothing for you to worry about. 00:30:58.040 --> 00:30:59.632 A friend asked me for a favor. 00:30:59.800 --> 00:31:00.949 A friend? 00:31:01.120 --> 00:31:03.588 Yes, honey, that friend. 00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:05.680 (TYRES SCREECH) 00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:24.390 You mind telling me what this is about? 00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.991 (SCRAPING) 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:38.315 GORDON: Listen to me. 00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.789 He's been in custody for two years. 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:42.797 If we can prove what we found today... 00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:45.230 - BATMAN: He'll confess. - GORDON: He's insane. 00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:47.550 It's a mistake to think you know what he'll do. 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:53.996 I'm not here because of what was found today. 00:31:55.280 --> 00:31:56.554 (KEYS JANGLING) 00:31:58.520 --> 00:32:00.351 I'm here because I need to be. 00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:12.994 Hello, I want to talk. 00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.556 I've been thinking lately about you, you and me. 00:32:23.040 --> 00:32:24.792 About how this is going to end. 00:32:25.040 --> 00:32:27.031 About who will end up killing who. 00:32:29.520 --> 00:32:33.035 Perhaps, you'll kill me, perhaps I'll kill you, 00:32:33.520 --> 00:32:38.150 perhaps sooner, perhaps later, you know that, don't you? 00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:44.757 I just, I need to know, 00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:46.990 for when that time comes, 00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:50.277 that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over, 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:54.319 to try and avert the inevitable, just once. 00:32:57.040 --> 00:32:59.952 Listen to me, this is life and death, 00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.878 mine or yours. 00:33:02.120 --> 00:33:06.113 Our relationship, it's fatal. I don't want your murder on my... 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:12.949 (GASPS) Hey, wait a minute. I've got rights. 00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:14.913 You ain't allowed to touch me! 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:17.353 Where is he? 00:33:17.520 --> 00:33:19.112 Do you realize what you've set free? 00:33:19.280 --> 00:33:22.750 What it's capable of? Do you have any idea? 00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:24.229 Where is he? 00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.040 - Dear God, open that door! - IMPOSTOR: (WHIMPERING) Get off of me!< 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:28.680 What do you think you're doing? 00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:30.592 You know the laws about mistreating inmates. 00:33:30.760 --> 00:33:32.796 If you harm one hair on his head... 00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.233 Now, you stinking little stain! 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.472 I'm going to ask you politely, one last time. 00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:41.834 Where is he? 00:33:43.280 --> 00:33:44.838 CARNY OWNER: Ah, there you are. 00:33:45.600 --> 00:33:47.750 So, had enough time to look over the property? 00:33:48.120 --> 00:33:49.678 It's what you're looking for? 00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:53.196 Well, it's garish, ugly and smells like piss. 00:33:53.360 --> 00:33:57.148 Can't quite make out whether it's bums or rats, but it's piss. 00:33:57.320 --> 00:34:00.357 I'm a connoisseur when it comes to eau de toilette. 00:34:00.520 --> 00:34:01.999 As for the rides, 00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:07.154 any innocent little child getting on one could be maimed or worse. 00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:11.198 So you don't like it? 00:34:11.640 --> 00:34:13.278 Don't like it? 00:34:13.480 --> 00:34:15.994 I'm crazy for it! (CHUCKLES) 00:34:16.160 --> 00:34:18.196 Okay, okay, that's great. 00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:22.716 So the price, with what you've mentioned, we can negotiate. 00:34:23.200 --> 00:34:26.875 No need to, sure your price is steep, but as I look around, 00:34:27.080 --> 00:34:30.072 all I can see is I'll be making a killing. 00:34:30.720 --> 00:34:32.915 And money? Not a problem. 00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:34.994 Not anymore. 00:34:37.600 --> 00:34:39.716 How'd it go? Did they like your act? 00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:42.672 Well, they, uh... 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:44.638 They said they might call me. 00:34:45.680 --> 00:34:47.716 I got nervous and blew a punch line. 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:50.760 Oh. 00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:52.594 What do you mean, "Oh"? 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:54.871 I didn't mean anything. 00:34:55.040 --> 00:34:58.999 Yes, you did, the way you said "oh" like that. 00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:00.838 Jesus, all I said was... 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:02.149 You said, "Oh." 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:03.856 As in, "Oh, so you didn't get the job?" 00:35:03.880 --> 00:35:05.313 As in, "Oh, I should've known?" 00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:07.755 As in, "Oh, so how are we going to feed our baby?" 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:10.195 You think I'm not worried about that? 00:35:10.520 --> 00:35:12.795 You think it's all a big joke to me? 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.389 I have to go up on stage 00:35:15.560 --> 00:35:17.994 and nobody laughs. 00:35:18.160 --> 00:35:19.878 And you think I don't care. 00:35:20.040 --> 00:35:22.679 You think, you think... (CRYING) 00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:26.872 Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm sorry! 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.796 I don't mean to take this out on you. 00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:31.598 You're suffering enough, 00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.637 being married to a loser. 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.352 - Honey, that's not... - Yes, it is true. 00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:39.677 I can't support you. 00:35:40.040 --> 00:35:41.075 Oh, Jeannie. 00:35:41.640 --> 00:35:43.039 Shh. It'll be okay. 00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:45.555 The baby won't be here for another three months. 00:35:45.720 --> 00:35:48.280 Mrs. Berkis will let us slide on the rent a little longer, 00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:50.078 she feels sorry for me. 00:35:50.680 --> 00:35:52.318 She hates me. 00:35:52.560 --> 00:35:56.917 She comes out in the hallway to scowl at me every time I take the stairs. 00:35:57.600 --> 00:36:00.592 That smell like cat litter and old people. 00:36:01.560 --> 00:36:05.030 I've just got to get you out of here before the baby comes. 00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:11.032 All I need is enough money to get us set up in a decent neighborhood. 00:36:11.200 --> 00:36:12.235 For crying out loud, 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:15.238 there are girls on the street who earn that in a weekend 00:36:15.600 --> 00:36:18.068 without having to tell a single joke 00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:19.838 or blow a punch line. 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:21.592 (LAUGHS) 00:36:22.240 --> 00:36:24.435 Come here and stop worrying about us. 00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:27.194 I love you, job or no job. 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:29.834 You're good in the sack and you make me laugh. 00:36:31.720 --> 00:36:33.280 CARNY OWNER: Let me tell you something. 00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:35.356 You ain't going to regret buying this place. 00:36:35.560 --> 00:36:37.152 It ain't as bad as it looks. 00:36:37.600 --> 00:36:39.431 I hope you're wrong about that. 00:36:40.040 --> 00:36:41.917 Come on, a little spit and polish, 00:36:42.080 --> 00:36:44.116 you'll have yourself one hell of a carnival. 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.118 (CHUCKLES) Oh, you are so right, 00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:48.953 and thanks to your smooth salesmanship 00:36:49.120 --> 00:36:53.113 and your silver tongue, I'm completely sold. 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.633 Let's shake on it. 00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:56.871 Sure, sure, it's my privilege. 00:36:57.040 --> 00:36:59.600 Yes, yes, it is. 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:02.474 Who are they? 00:37:02.640 --> 00:37:05.473 Spit and Polish, my attorneys. 00:37:05.640 --> 00:37:08.632 They persuaded your partner to sign over the deed about an hour ago. 00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:10.916 The property's already mine. 00:37:11.520 --> 00:37:14.512 I can see that you're happy about that. 00:37:14.680 --> 00:37:16.113 Now, I must dash. 00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:19.113 There's equipment to rent, plus workers to hire, 00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.113 and of course, I need to secure my main attraction. 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:24.396 Uh, do feel free to stick around. 00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:52.709 Your refreshments, Master Bruce. 00:37:54.560 --> 00:37:55.595 Well, then, sir, 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:58.797 do you need my further assistance or should I just go away? 00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:00.353 That'll be fine. 00:38:00.520 --> 00:38:03.114 Trying to figure out what he intends to do. 00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.236 It's almost impossible. 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:08.358 Excuse me if I find that comforting, sir. 00:38:08.560 --> 00:38:09.834 I don't know him, Alfred. 00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:14.319 All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am. 00:38:14.600 --> 00:38:16.238 Are you sure of that? 00:38:16.640 --> 00:38:17.640 What do you mean? 00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:20.155 I mean don't underestimate him. 00:38:21.040 --> 00:38:24.589 I don't and neither should he underestimate me. 00:38:26.520 --> 00:38:28.715 You can't save everyone, sir. 00:38:33.080 --> 00:38:34.274 He drives me. 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.989 How can two people hate so much without knowing each other? 00:38:40.560 --> 00:38:46.635 I hate this. Whenever we jail him, I pray, "Please, God, just keep him there." 00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:48.273 And then when he escapes, it's, 00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:50.908 "Please don't let him do something too awful this time." 00:38:51.080 --> 00:38:52.080 I hate it. 00:38:52.240 --> 00:38:55.630 Dad, just once, could you leave your work at the office and relax? 00:38:56.120 --> 00:38:57.599 I made you some cocoa. 00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:01.593 Thanks, but tonight I could use something a little stiffer. 00:39:03.080 --> 00:39:05.310 You know, I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't. 00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.072 It was behind the wardrobe. 00:39:08.600 --> 00:39:11.319 You really ought to let me work out a filing system for you, 00:39:11.600 --> 00:39:13.318 something like we use at the library. 00:39:14.160 --> 00:39:15.559 GORDON: Mmm-hmm. 00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:17.629 Oh, look. 00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:20.394 You've got paste squidging out, don't get it on your pants. 00:39:20.560 --> 00:39:22.949 Barbara, I swear, you're fussier than your mother was. 00:39:23.120 --> 00:39:24.314 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:26.232 That must be Colleen. She's early. 00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:27.549 We're going to work out. 00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:29.416 You'll have to entertain her while I get ready. 00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:32.637 (CHUCKLES) Look at this one. First time they met. 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:35.633 He was just robbing banks then. Remember? 00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.917 What I remember is you describing his white face and green hair. 00:39:39.080 --> 00:39:41.230 I was just a kid, scared the hell out of me. 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:42.936 GORDON: I thought you'd be interested. 00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:46.191 Yeah, well, I had some really interesting nightmares. 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:56.840 (GUNSHOT) 00:39:58.480 --> 00:39:59.879 (INAUDIBLE) 00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:04.400 Barbara! 00:40:04.600 --> 00:40:05.999 (GROANING) 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.434 JOKER: I wouldn't worry yet, if I were you. 00:40:09.600 --> 00:40:11.830 It's just a psychological manifestation, 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:13.831 common among librarians. 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.355 She thinks she's a coffee table edition, 00:40:16.520 --> 00:40:19.432 though I can't say much for this volume's condition. 00:40:19.640 --> 00:40:21.676 I mean there's a hole in the jacket 00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.798 and the spine appears to be damaged. 00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:27.157 You scum, I'll... 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:28.360 (GROANS) 00:40:29.640 --> 00:40:30.640 Will you? 00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:33.837 Refreshing to hear, not by the book. 00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:38.437 Speaking of which, this one won't be walking off the shelf anytime soon. 00:40:38.600 --> 00:40:42.195 In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems remote. 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:46.148 But then, that's always a problem with softbacks. 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:47.514 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, God, 00:40:47.680 --> 00:40:50.877 literary discussions can get so dry, can't they? 00:40:51.040 --> 00:40:55.238 Finish the Commissioner, take him where he needs to be and please, do be careful. 00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:58.551 After all, he is topping the bill. 00:41:00.040 --> 00:41:04.113 It really is a shame you'll miss your father's debut, Ms. Gordon. 00:41:05.200 --> 00:41:07.714 Sadly, our venue wasn't built 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.711 - for the disabled in mind. - (SOBBING) 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:13.589 (GROANING) Why are you doing this? 00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:16.558 To prove a point. 00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:18.873 Here's to crime. 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:27.033 You see, I have a reason, a good one. 00:41:27.400 --> 00:41:29.152 I have to prove myself... 00:41:31.720 --> 00:41:33.790 As a husband and a father. 00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:38.359 I mean, well, this isn't the sort of thing I'd agree to do normally, 00:41:38.520 --> 00:41:40.351 without an important reason. 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:41.760 Of course. 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:44.919 Did I ever tell you I started out as a lab assistant? 00:41:45.080 --> 00:41:46.354 Of course, I did, right? 00:41:46.560 --> 00:41:49.836 A good job, a real good job, but my heart wasn't in it. 00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:54.228 So, I quit to be a comedian, to make people laugh 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:56.470 because when they laugh, they feel good. 00:41:56.640 --> 00:41:59.029 The thing is... (SCOFFS) They didn't. 00:41:59.240 --> 00:42:00.468 Now I'm not feeling good. 00:42:00.640 --> 00:42:03.029 That's why I'm here, for one big score! 00:42:03.200 --> 00:42:05.236 Hey, can you try and be cool? 00:42:06.720 --> 00:42:10.269 Sorry, I usually don't drink at lunchtime. 00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:12.670 You're not lying when you say we'll get away with it? 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:14.632 Nobody will know I was involved? 00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.274 Not to worry, friend. We'll take care of you. 00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:20.201 We need your help getting into that chemical plant you used to work in 00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:22.350 and into the playing card company next door. 00:42:22.560 --> 00:42:24.676 It's your expertise we appreciate. 00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.628 And to absolutely guarantee ain't nobody connects you to the robbery, 00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:32.072 you'll be wearing this. 00:42:33.800 --> 00:42:35.711 Wait a minute, 00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:37.791 I've seen that before in the papers. 00:42:38.680 --> 00:42:40.796 That's the Red Hood's mask. 00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:42.757 He raided that ice company last month. 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:44.638 Smarten up, wise guy. 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:46.358 There ain't no Red Hood. 00:42:46.520 --> 00:42:50.035 Just a bunch of guys like yourself and a mask. 00:42:50.200 --> 00:42:52.760 Right, the most valued member of the crew, 00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.428 he gets to wear it, no questions asked. 00:42:55.600 --> 00:42:57.033 'Cause he needs the... 00:42:57.200 --> 00:42:59.270 "He can't afford to be connected to the job 00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:02.238 "so he deserves additional anonymity." 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:03.515 Merits it. 00:43:03.720 --> 00:43:07.110 Sure. That makes sense, right? That's you. 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:08.838 But there aren't any eye slits. 00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:10.319 How am I supposed to see? 00:43:10.520 --> 00:43:12.511 Well, therein lies the beauty. 00:43:12.680 --> 00:43:15.672 Two-way mirrors, just like the cops use, huh? 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:19.469 I don't know, I don't know. 00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:21.478 That chemical plant... 00:43:21.640 --> 00:43:24.518 I quit 'cause it creeped me out. 00:43:24.680 --> 00:43:28.832 So grim and ugly, it was getting under my skin. 00:43:29.160 --> 00:43:31.116 But you know it like the back of your hand. 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:32.395 Right. 00:43:32.560 --> 00:43:34.118 But this ain't about you, though. 00:43:34.680 --> 00:43:37.513 No. No, of course not. 00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.273 Just this once, 00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:41.112 then I can lead a proper life. 00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:42.429 Exactly. 00:43:42.640 --> 00:43:45.200 Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs. 00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:47.871 (CHUCKLES) That's funny. 00:43:48.200 --> 00:43:50.191 No, it's cliche. 00:43:50.720 --> 00:43:53.473 So, 11:00, Friday night, 00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:55.400 friend? 00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:59.551 Starting Saturday morning, I'll be rich. 00:43:59.720 --> 00:44:02.917 Just trying to imagine that, my life, completely changed. 00:44:03.720 --> 00:44:05.551 Nothing will be the same... 00:44:07.080 --> 00:44:08.718 Not ever again. 00:44:18.160 --> 00:44:19.388 (POWERING UP) 00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:30.599 (MONITOR BEEPING) 00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:03.191 She'll never walk again. 00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:04.955 I'm sorry. 00:45:10.680 --> 00:45:14.673 Some woman found Ms. Gordon, name of Colleen Miles. 00:45:15.120 --> 00:45:19.671 She found the, uh, victim in a state of undress. 00:45:20.240 --> 00:45:21.468 Undress? 00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:23.912 They didn't tell you? 00:45:24.080 --> 00:45:25.399 Pretty sick, ain't it? 00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.478 Leave us alone for a moment. 00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:46.111 Barbara, I don't know if you can hear me. 00:45:47.240 --> 00:45:48.240 BARBARA: Batman? 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:50.989 Batman. 00:45:58.240 --> 00:46:00.231 He took Dad, he... 00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:03.599 Oh, God! I remember. 00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:06.235 Barbara, take it easy. It's okay. 00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:07.992 No, no, it's not okay. 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:10.436 He's taking it to the limit this time. 00:46:10.680 --> 00:46:12.875 You didn't see his eyes. 00:46:13.080 --> 00:46:15.833 He said he wanted to prove a point. 00:46:16.040 --> 00:46:18.156 Said Dad was top of the bill. 00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:21.118 What's he going to do? What's he going to do to my father? 00:46:22.560 --> 00:46:24.551 Huh? What? 00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:26.599 - Wait! - Up! 00:46:27.560 --> 00:46:29.630 Stop! (SCREAMS) 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:30.800 Up! 00:46:31.160 --> 00:46:33.037 (GROANING) 00:46:36.520 --> 00:46:37.953 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:46:42.040 --> 00:46:43.040 GORDON: No, no! 00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:44.833 Don't, please. 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:46.558 Why are you doing this? 00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:49.038 Where are you taking me? 00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:50.360 - Down! - What? 00:46:50.520 --> 00:46:51.999 - Down! - (GROANS) 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:55.997 Please, tell me what I'm doing here. 00:46:56.160 --> 00:46:57.639 Somebody! 00:46:57.800 --> 00:46:58.915 JOKER: Doing? 00:46:59.080 --> 00:47:02.914 You're doing what any sane man in your appalling circumstances would do. 00:47:03.640 --> 00:47:05.073 You're going mad. 00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:08.350 I remember. 00:47:08.520 --> 00:47:10.715 JOKER: (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) I wouldn't do that. 00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:13.269 Remembering's dangerous. 00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:16.989 I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. 00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:20.756 Yes, memory is so treacherous. 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:25.630 One moment you're lost in a carnival of delight, childhood aromas, 00:47:25.800 --> 00:47:27.870 the flashing neon of puberty, 00:47:28.040 --> 00:47:31.077 all that sentimental candyfloss. 00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.558 The next, it takes you somewhere you don't want to be. 00:47:35.720 --> 00:47:37.790 Somewhere dark and cold, 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:42.278 filled with damp, ambiguous-shaped things you'd rather forget. 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:46.389 Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. 00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:48.438 Like children, no? 00:47:48.600 --> 00:47:49.999 (GIGGLING MANIACALLY) 00:47:50.160 --> 00:47:51.388 Barbara. 00:47:51.560 --> 00:47:52.788 (GRUNTS) 00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:55.996 But can we live without them? 00:47:56.160 --> 00:47:58.549 Memories are what our reason is based on. 00:47:58.720 --> 00:48:01.632 If we deny them, we deny reason itself. 00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:04.598 Although, what's wrong with that, really? 00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.957 It's not like we're contractually tied down to rationality. 00:48:08.560 --> 00:48:11.358 There is no sanity clause. 00:48:11.520 --> 00:48:12.919 So when you find yourself 00:48:13.080 --> 00:48:15.435 locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, 00:48:15.600 --> 00:48:19.229 headed for places in your past where the screaming is unavoidable... 00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:24.155 Remember this, there's always madness. 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.629 You can just step outside, 00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:30.753 close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.629 You can lock them away forever. 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.040 THUG: So, everything's settled for tonight? 00:48:46.120 --> 00:48:47.553 We can count on you? 00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:50.430 Uh... Well, of course. 00:48:50.600 --> 00:48:52.397 It'd be crazy to back out now. 00:48:53.040 --> 00:48:55.918 I mean, the worst part, lying to Jeannie, that's done. 00:48:56.600 --> 00:48:58.272 She thinks I have a club engagement. 00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:00.835 No reason she shouldn't keep right on thinking that. 00:49:01.040 --> 00:49:04.396 Now, about tonight, wear a suit and a bow tie. 00:49:04.560 --> 00:49:07.518 It's kind of the trademark with this Red Hood business. 00:49:07.680 --> 00:49:10.114 It's what Jeannie will expect me to wear to the night club. 00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:11.599 Ah! It's perfect. 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:15.879 Excuse me, sir? 00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:18.508 Could we speak to you outside for a moment? 00:49:20.240 --> 00:49:23.789 Me? But why? I haven't, I mean, uh... 00:49:24.160 --> 00:49:25.718 It'll only take a moment, sir. 00:49:39.080 --> 00:49:40.433 (INAUDIBLE) 00:50:03.560 --> 00:50:05.596 Something you want to tell us, friend? 00:50:07.040 --> 00:50:09.076 There was an accident this morning... 00:50:09.560 --> 00:50:11.312 Testing the baby bottle heater. 00:50:12.200 --> 00:50:16.113 An electrical short and my wife died. 00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:21.517 Gee, that's terrible. We're really sorry. 00:50:22.120 --> 00:50:24.918 The cops said it was a million-to-one shot accident. 00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:28.432 Said I should probably have another drink before I went to the hospital. 00:50:28.600 --> 00:50:29.749 And you should. 00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:33.509 Rough break, man, probably want to be alone, right? 00:50:33.720 --> 00:50:34.789 That's cool. 00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:36.592 We'll see you back here tonight. 00:50:37.200 --> 00:50:38.269 Tonight? 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:40.035 I can't. 00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:42.276 There's no reason anymore. 00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:44.874 Jeannie's dead. 00:50:45.040 --> 00:50:47.952 Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry about your wife, 00:50:48.120 --> 00:50:50.918 but what's happening tonight, it's no little thing. 00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:55.634 And we can't ensure that anybody backing out remains healthy. 00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:58.872 - Uh, but... - No buts and no exceptions. 00:50:59.040 --> 00:51:01.952 Look, tomorrow you bury your old lady in luxury. 00:51:02.160 --> 00:51:04.071 Tonight, you're with us. 00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:07.072 Get the picture? 00:51:27.520 --> 00:51:29.238 (GRUNTING) 00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:30.869 (YELLS) 00:51:33.920 --> 00:51:35.512 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:38.954 (GROANS) 00:51:39.200 --> 00:51:40.918 I'm going to count to 10. 00:51:41.240 --> 00:51:42.992 One, nine... 00:51:43.240 --> 00:51:45.356 I swear to God, man, he ain't been around. 00:51:45.640 --> 00:51:47.232 - (SCREAMS) - Swear to me! 00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:49.357 You! I swear to you. 00:51:49.520 --> 00:51:52.796 When he escapes, it ain't long till he comes around, recruiting, you know? 00:51:53.040 --> 00:51:55.110 But not this time. Nobody's seen him. 00:51:56.120 --> 00:51:57.394 (GROANS) 00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:03.909 MAN: Yeah? 00:52:05.160 --> 00:52:06.878 Step away from the door. 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:08.594 Oh, shit. 00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:10.280 (MAN SCREAMS) 00:52:18.560 --> 00:52:20.391 (GRUNTING) 00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:25.149 (SCREAMS) 00:52:26.160 --> 00:52:27.309 You done? 00:52:30.160 --> 00:52:33.311 - Yeah, I heard he got out again. - You heard? 00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:35.075 Read. 00:52:35.680 --> 00:52:38.478 Calm down, I have no idea where he is 00:52:38.640 --> 00:52:40.835 or what in the hell he's got planned, trust me. 00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:42.479 I can't trust you. 00:52:42.680 --> 00:52:44.432 No, but believe me. 00:52:44.640 --> 00:52:47.438 If I knew anything, I'd tell you, honest. 00:52:47.640 --> 00:52:49.039 People in my, uh... 00:52:49.200 --> 00:52:50.519 Let's call it "line of work." 00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:51.869 Criminals. 00:52:52.040 --> 00:52:54.713 Yeah, we may be scared of you. 00:52:55.240 --> 00:52:56.798 We're terrified of him. 00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:16.635 Order in the court! Order in the court! 00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:18.279 I'll have ham on rye. 00:53:18.440 --> 00:53:19.919 (ALL GROAN IN DISGUST) 00:53:20.080 --> 00:53:23.072 It doesn't have to be good to be a classic. 00:53:23.720 --> 00:53:27.235 So, Commissioner, I need your help. 00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:28.879 Is that why I'm here? 00:53:29.040 --> 00:53:30.871 That's why you're here right now, 00:53:31.040 --> 00:53:34.476 like right now, as in this moment. 00:53:34.720 --> 00:53:37.393 Do me a favor and live in it, okay? 00:53:37.560 --> 00:53:39.835 Anyway, me and my colleagues, we couldn't come up with 00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:42.309 one sound mind and body between us. 00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:44.948 So, we're counting on yours. 00:53:45.240 --> 00:53:48.312 What should be done with someone who has no regard for the law? 00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:50.789 - ALL: Yeah! - WOMAN: He's right. 00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:53.554 Someone who treats people like meat! 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:57.629 A man who has no problem brutalizing his fellow man to get his way. 00:53:57.800 --> 00:53:59.995 - Now, now. - What would you do to a man 00:54:00.160 --> 00:54:02.879 who breaks the laws you are sworn to uphold? 00:54:03.040 --> 00:54:06.157 A monster who ignores everything you stand for! 00:54:06.560 --> 00:54:08.949 Come on, is it that bad? 00:54:09.200 --> 00:54:12.158 Yes, it is, and if it were up to me... 00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:13.628 Right now, it is. 00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:15.912 I'd throw the book at him. 00:54:16.080 --> 00:54:17.320 ALL: (CHANTING) Throw the book! 00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:20.671 Throw the book! Throw the book! Throw the book! 00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:26.471 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:34.035 What are you waiting for? Throw it! Throw it! 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:38.075 - (ALL CONTINUE CHANTING) - JOKER: Throw it! Throw it! 00:54:38.240 --> 00:54:39.514 Throw the book! 00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:44.518 Right on target. 00:54:44.680 --> 00:54:46.033 Truth is, Commissioner, 00:54:46.200 --> 00:54:49.715 the man on trial here, you consider your friend. 00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:57.950 WOMAN: Nope, which is funny. 00:54:58.120 --> 00:54:59.155 Funny? 00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:01.914 Yeah, he usually comes around here, right away. 00:55:02.080 --> 00:55:03.513 Like before it's even on the news, 00:55:03.680 --> 00:55:05.830 he broke out of the nuthouse again, he's had a roll. 00:55:06.040 --> 00:55:08.998 You'd think the most important thing for him is to... 00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:10.674 What? 00:55:11.600 --> 00:55:13.397 - (GIGGLING) - Have a good time. 00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:15.990 So, why do you think he hasn't been to visit? 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:17.400 I don't know. 00:55:17.560 --> 00:55:19.437 Maybe, he found himself another girl. 00:55:19.600 --> 00:55:21.477 Hey, somebody wants you. 00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:28.276 (WHIMPERING) 00:55:30.080 --> 00:55:32.548 Uh-uh-uh. No fair hiding. 00:55:33.320 --> 00:55:34.594 (WHIMPERING) 00:55:36.240 --> 00:55:39.038 Ugh. Well, I'd see why. 00:55:39.200 --> 00:55:41.555 You don't look so good. 00:55:41.840 --> 00:55:45.150 Well, I don't blame you, not when that bowl of cherries some call life, 00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:48.158 turned out to be the pits of hell. (CHUCKLES) 00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:52.439 Perhaps, a song might bring a smile to your face. 00:55:57.280 --> 00:55:59.714 (SINGING) When the world is full of care 00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:02.474 And every headline screams despair 00:56:02.640 --> 00:56:08.078 When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile 00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:11.798 Then there's a certain thing I do 00:56:11.960 --> 00:56:14.793 Which I shall pass along to you 00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:20.318 That's always guaranteed to make me smile 00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:22.597 Yes! 00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:26.230 I go loony 00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:29.273 As a light bulb-battered bug 00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:32.352 Simply loony 00:56:32.520 --> 00:56:35.114 Sometimes foam and chew the rug 00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:38.716 Mister, life is swell in a padded cell 00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:41.678 It'll chase those blues away 00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:44.513 You can trade your gloom for a rubber room 00:56:44.680 --> 00:56:47.069 And injections twice a day 00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:50.392 Just go loony like an acid casualty 00:56:50.560 --> 00:56:53.916 Or a Moonie or a preacher on TV 00:56:54.680 --> 00:56:56.511 (LAUGHING) 00:56:57.080 --> 00:57:02.108 When the human race wears an anxious face 00:57:02.720 --> 00:57:05.757 When the bomb hangs overhead 00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.593 When your kid turns blue 00:57:08.760 --> 00:57:11.399 It won't worry you 00:57:11.560 --> 00:57:14.313 You can smile and nod instead 00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:17.358 When you're loony 00:57:17.520 --> 00:57:20.239 Then you just don't give a fig 00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:23.676 Man's so puny 00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:26.149 And the universe so big 00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:27.878 Barbara? No! 00:57:28.080 --> 00:57:29.672 If you hurt inside, get certified 00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.599 And if life should treat you bad 00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:34.199 Barbara! Barbara! 00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:37.955 Don't get even, get mad 00:57:38.120 --> 00:57:40.350 Barbara! 00:57:40.680 --> 00:57:41.874 Yes! 00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:03.110 Ah, here they are now. 00:58:04.720 --> 00:58:08.269 Holy Christ! That must be the best ghost train in the business. 00:58:08.720 --> 00:58:10.756 I mean, when they went in, the fellow in the middle 00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:13.235 didn't look a day over 17. 00:58:13.800 --> 00:58:17.554 (LAUGHING) Well, that's what a dose of reality will do to you. 00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:20.229 It's why I never touch the stuff. 00:58:20.520 --> 00:58:23.751 I find it waters down the hallucinations. 00:58:24.600 --> 00:58:27.034 So, Commissioner, how's things? 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:32.912 Commissioner? Hello? Anybody home? 00:58:36.040 --> 00:58:39.191 Oh. This wasn't supposed to turn out boring. 00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:41.830 Oh, put him away in his cage. 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:43.752 We're about to open for business. 00:58:44.200 --> 00:58:47.272 Let's hope our main attraction gets livelier. 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:50.432 Give him time to reflect upon life 00:58:50.600 --> 00:58:54.752 and all its random uncontrollability. 00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:04.070 THUG #1: Hey, quit your daydreaming, friend. 00:59:04.240 --> 00:59:05.355 It's showtime. 00:59:06.080 --> 00:59:07.991 I was just remembering. 00:59:09.120 --> 00:59:11.680 I used to walk along here to work each morning. 00:59:11.840 --> 00:59:13.637 Ah, that's good, real good. 00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:15.472 That's just what we need you to do. 00:59:15.640 --> 00:59:17.640 THUG #2: Just guide us through this stinking factory 00:59:17.720 --> 00:59:19.870 so we can get to the joint next door. 00:59:20.040 --> 00:59:23.157 And stay far away from us while we do the dirty work. 00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:27.109 It's like we're practically giving you money by cutting you in on this. 00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:28.474 Right now? 00:59:28.640 --> 00:59:30.153 Will I be able to breathe? 00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:31.639 Not if you smoke. 00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:33.838 (CHUCKLES) That's a good one. 00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:37.675 Maybe, I should be looking into your line of work instead of you looking into mine. 00:59:38.200 --> 00:59:39.758 You got a funny shaped head. 00:59:40.120 --> 00:59:42.918 Maybe I should've been a clown instead of a comedian. 00:59:43.240 --> 00:59:45.310 There. You can see, friend? 00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:48.115 (ECHOES) Yeah, but everything's red, 00:59:48.520 --> 00:59:51.239 stuffy too and it smells. 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:52.839 Ooh, my voice sounds echo-y. 00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:55.594 THUG #2: Then shut up and get to work. 00:59:59.560 --> 01:00:02.870 RED HOOD: Okay, we go through here past the filter tanks 01:00:03.040 --> 01:00:06.077 and then Monarch Playing Cards is just beyond the partition. 01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:09.035 You know this place looks even worse in red. 01:00:10.040 --> 01:00:12.110 - It looks like... - GUARD: Hey, you! Freeze! 01:00:12.520 --> 01:00:13.680 Come on, come on, get 'em up! 01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:20.416 Murph, get some men over to the rear bays. 01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.396 We're being robbed by the Red Hood Mob. 01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.109 You asshole! You said there was no security. 01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:29.296 RED HOOD: They must have altered things since I left. 01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:31.709 - (AIR HISSING) - It's so loud. 01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:34.917 For God's sake, run! This is all screwed up, run! 01:00:40.400 --> 01:00:41.400 Man, which way? 01:00:41.560 --> 01:00:43.232 I can't see where I'm going. 01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:45.277 You useless son of a bitch. 01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:46.998 (BOTH GROANS) 01:00:48.080 --> 01:00:49.559 I'm not the guy you want. 01:00:49.720 --> 01:00:51.995 It's him! He's our ringleader. 01:00:52.160 --> 01:00:53.593 He's the Red Hood. 01:00:56.240 --> 01:00:57.559 GUARD: He's pulling a gun! 01:00:59.160 --> 01:01:00.160 (GROANS) 01:01:01.080 --> 01:01:02.752 No, no, no, no, no! 01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:05.480 BATMAN: Stop! 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:07.399 No more shooting. 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.911 I'll take care of this my way. 01:01:11.040 --> 01:01:12.917 It's that human bat guy. 01:01:13.080 --> 01:01:15.435 RED HOOD: Dear God, what did I do to deserve this? 01:01:15.680 --> 01:01:17.113 BATMAN: So, Red Hood, 01:01:19.200 --> 01:01:20.758 we meet again. 01:01:22.040 --> 01:01:25.430 Stay away from me, don't come any closer, you monster! 01:01:25.680 --> 01:01:27.750 Uh, uh... (SCREAMING) 01:01:44.640 --> 01:01:45.993 (GROANING) 01:01:46.640 --> 01:01:47.914 It burns! 01:01:51.120 --> 01:01:53.953 I'm itching all over. What's... 01:01:57.640 --> 01:01:59.631 (LAUGHING) 01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:03.678 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:12.631 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 01:02:29.720 --> 01:02:32.234 (TYRES SCREECHING) 01:02:39.240 --> 01:02:41.356 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 01:02:53.520 --> 01:02:55.715 JOKER: (ON PA) Ladies and gentlemen, 01:02:55.880 --> 01:02:58.030 although there doesn't seem to be either here. 01:02:58.200 --> 01:03:00.668 How about children of all ages? 01:03:01.200 --> 01:03:05.113 You must have received your free ticket. Oh, I'm so glad. 01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:08.877 (CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING) 01:03:10.520 --> 01:03:12.317 (GRUNTING) 01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:25.997 (MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS) 01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:32.400 (FLOOR CREAKING) 01:03:33.200 --> 01:03:35.111 (GRUNTING) 01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:43.469 (GROANS) 01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.399 (COUGHING) 01:03:59.800 --> 01:04:01.677 (GRUNTING) 01:04:03.520 --> 01:04:04.520 (GROANS) 01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:14.109 (GROWLS) 01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:16.436 (GRUNTING) 01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:21.550 (GROWLING AND BARKING) 01:04:30.560 --> 01:04:33.632 Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, 01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:36.872 I give you the average man. 01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:40.712 Impressive, eh? 01:04:40.880 --> 01:04:42.791 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 01:04:44.640 --> 01:04:47.438 Ooh! (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 01:04:47.720 --> 01:04:49.119 (GROANS) 01:04:52.240 --> 01:04:53.798 (LAUGHING) 01:05:02.640 --> 01:05:03.709 Jim. 01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:05.797 Jim, are you still... 01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:08.834 Oh, God. Oh, God. 01:05:10.840 --> 01:05:13.115 It's okay, let it come. 01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:17.915 He showed me pictures of my daughter. Have you seen her? 01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:20.239 Yes, she's alive. 01:05:20.400 --> 01:05:21.515 And? 01:05:21.680 --> 01:05:23.432 The police are right behind me. 01:05:23.600 --> 01:05:24.749 I'll stay with you, until... 01:05:24.920 --> 01:05:27.275 No, I'll survive. 01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:31.555 Go after him. I want him brought in. 01:05:31.720 --> 01:05:33.711 And I want it done by the book. 01:05:37.480 --> 01:05:39.152 By the book! 01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:40.912 You have to! 01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:44.517 We have to show him our way works. 01:05:54.880 --> 01:05:56.871 JOKER: Let me ask you something. 01:05:57.040 --> 01:06:01.477 What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me? 01:06:03.720 --> 01:06:05.278 I've proved my point. 01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:07.198 Gordon's been driven mad. 01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:12.110 I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else. 01:06:13.400 --> 01:06:17.029 All it takes is one bad day. 01:06:17.240 --> 01:06:19.549 That's how far the world is from where I am, 01:06:19.720 --> 01:06:21.790 just one bad day. 01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:24.472 You had a bad day once, am I right? 01:06:24.640 --> 01:06:26.915 Oh, I know I am. 01:06:27.080 --> 01:06:28.149 I can tell. 01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:31.153 You had a bad day and everything changed. 01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:34.631 Dressing up like a flying rat doesn't hide it, it screams it. 01:06:34.840 --> 01:06:37.354 You had a bad day and it drove you as crazy 01:06:37.520 --> 01:06:40.671 as everybody else, only you won't admit it. 01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:42.056 - (GROANS) - You have to keep pretending 01:06:42.080 --> 01:06:43.195 that life makes sense, 01:06:43.360 --> 01:06:45.794 that there's some point to all this struggling. 01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:48.076 You make me want to puke. 01:06:50.240 --> 01:06:51.593 (YELLS) 01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:56.430 - (CATS SCREECHING) - Shh. 01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:00.309 I mean, what is it with you? 01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:03.119 What made you what you are? 01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:06.228 Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? 01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:08.311 Brother carved up by some mugger? 01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:10.232 Something like that, I know. 01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:13.631 Because something like that happened to me. 01:07:19.560 --> 01:07:23.473 Sometimes, I remember it one way, sometimes another. 01:07:24.040 --> 01:07:25.871 If I'm going to have a past, 01:07:26.200 --> 01:07:28.873 I prefer it to be multiple choice. 01:07:30.600 --> 01:07:32.033 My point is... 01:07:33.800 --> 01:07:36.439 I went crazy. 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:40.228 And I'm smart enough to admit it. 01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:42.518 Why can't you? 01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:44.360 (GROANS) 01:07:44.520 --> 01:07:48.513 By clinging to reality, you're denying the reality of the situation. 01:07:48.760 --> 01:07:50.318 (GROANING) 01:07:51.720 --> 01:07:52.720 (GROANS) 01:07:52.920 --> 01:07:55.388 I mean, do you ever think about how many times 01:07:55.560 --> 01:07:59.838 we've come close to World War III over a flock of geese on a computer screen? 01:08:00.720 --> 01:08:02.472 Silly goose, it's all a joke, 01:08:02.680 --> 01:08:07.674 everything anybody's ever valued or struggled for, it's monstrous. 01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:10.673 Why can't you see the funny side? 01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:14.957 Why aren't you laughing? 01:08:15.200 --> 01:08:16.599 (GRUNTING) 01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:21.517 Because I've heard it before, 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:24.434 and it wasn't funny the first time. 01:08:25.200 --> 01:08:27.350 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:29.671 (GRUNTING) 01:08:32.040 --> 01:08:35.032 I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here. 01:08:35.280 --> 01:08:37.635 He told me he wanted this done by the book. 01:08:38.080 --> 01:08:39.399 You know what that means? 01:08:39.560 --> 01:08:43.235 It means that despite all your sick, cruel, vicious little games, 01:08:43.400 --> 01:08:45.516 he's as sane as he ever was. 01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:48.553 So, ordinary people don't crack. 01:08:50.080 --> 01:08:52.799 Maybe it's just you. 01:08:56.040 --> 01:08:57.439 - No! - (GROANS) 01:08:58.400 --> 01:09:00.311 (LAUGHING) 01:09:06.240 --> 01:09:07.240 (GRUNTING) 01:09:10.120 --> 01:09:11.519 (GROANS) 01:09:21.080 --> 01:09:22.832 God damn it. 01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:24.274 Well, what are you waiting for? 01:09:24.440 --> 01:09:27.716 Kick the hell out of me and get your standing ovation. 01:09:30.440 --> 01:09:31.714 Come on! 01:09:32.320 --> 01:09:34.356 No, not this time. 01:09:37.160 --> 01:09:38.559 I don't want to hurt you. 01:09:38.920 --> 01:09:41.673 I don't want either of us to end up killing the other. 01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:43.592 But we're running out of alternatives. 01:09:44.360 --> 01:09:46.271 Perhaps it all hinges on tonight. 01:09:47.320 --> 01:09:51.313 I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, 01:09:51.480 --> 01:09:54.040 but maybe I've been there, too. 01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:56.152 Maybe we could work together. 01:09:56.400 --> 01:09:58.072 I could rehabilitate you. 01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:00.790 You don't need to be alone. 01:10:00.960 --> 01:10:02.951 We don't have to kill each other. 01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:07.152 Let me help you. 01:10:13.360 --> 01:10:15.794 I'm sorry, but no. 01:10:17.760 --> 01:10:21.070 No, it's far too late for that. 01:10:27.600 --> 01:10:29.989 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (CHUCKLING) 01:10:30.440 --> 01:10:32.829 You know, it's funny. 01:10:33.560 --> 01:10:35.278 This reminds me of a joke. 01:10:35.840 --> 01:10:39.150 See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum 01:10:39.320 --> 01:10:42.471 and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore. 01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:44.153 They decided to escape. 01:10:44.320 --> 01:10:45.856 So, they made it up to the roof and there, 01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:48.235 just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, 01:10:48.400 --> 01:10:51.517 stretching across town, stretching to freedom. 01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:54.314 Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:58.115 But his friend, (CHUCKLES) no way, he's afraid of falling. 01:10:58.280 --> 01:11:00.236 So, the first guy, he has an idea. 01:11:00.440 --> 01:11:03.318 He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. 01:11:03.480 --> 01:11:05.516 "I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings 01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:08.399 "and you can walk across the beam and join me." 01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:11.120 But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? 01:11:11.280 --> 01:11:14.477 "You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across." 01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:19.072 (LAUGHING) Excuse me. 01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:25.114 Hmm. 01:11:25.280 --> 01:11:26.280 (BATMAN CHUCKLES) 01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:32.836 (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:11:37.880 --> 01:11:40.110 (JOKER STOPS LAUGHING) 01:12:26.360 --> 01:12:28.635 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:44.713 Yeah, Dad, I just got back from the lacrosse game. 01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:48.675 Going to practice some Wallball this weekend. 01:12:52.120 --> 01:12:53.519 Getting pretty good. 01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:59.155 Maybe another night, Dad, I got plans tonight. 01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:02.115 I can't help it if your daughter's so popular. 01:13:02.760 --> 01:13:04.113 I'll talk to you, later. 01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:05.914 (PHONE BEEPS) 01:13:09.480 --> 01:13:11.311 (POWERING UP) 01:13:24.280 --> 01:13:26.919 Right then, back to work. 01:13:28.280 --> 01:13:55.919 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اينستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.