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God, do I hate Paris.
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Not to worry.
Probably won't be around much longer.
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I've been waiting a long time for this.
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I guess what... What I'm trying to say is:
Lisa, will you mar...?
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We're with Tower security.
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We're sorry,
but you're not supposed to be here.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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So? She say yes?
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- I haven't asked yet.
- He hasn't asked yet.
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Oh, well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it?
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Because that blinking light back there
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means there's been a breach in Portal 2.
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Which means, in a few minutes,
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the most vile creatures
in the entire universe,
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the Hive, are gonna consume
every last one of us from the inside out.
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I don't understand.
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All will be explained if you look right...
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here.
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The Tower was closed for repairs.
Ask her on the way down.
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This way, please.
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Thank you.
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Mind the gap.
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Right. Shall we?
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Let's do this.
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- Hey, guys.
- Who the hell are you?
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Ask her again down on the ground.
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Ah, there you are.
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Yeah. All right.
Let's try this again, shall we?
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So, what's the play here?
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We've been in this situation before.
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We've never faced the Hive before.
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They've never faced us.
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Always remember:
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The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be
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at the moment
you're supposed to be there.
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Sometimes the universe gets it wrong.
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"Let's have some action.
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I want some asses wiggling.
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I want some perfection."
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Get my three-wood.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Okay, okay.
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Careful.
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Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God. Baby.
- What?
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That wasn't no animal, okay?
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It was a... It was a...
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I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
It was like a creature.
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What? Harold, call the police.
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- The who?
- The police. Call the police!
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That was fast.
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Good evening, folks.
We're from Animal Control.
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- You say you saw something?
- We haven't called you yet.
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Are we in any danger?
Does it have rabies?
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Whatever that was,
it wasn't a regular animal.
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- It was like a...
- Yes, the creature you saw was
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an unlicensed Tarantian
from Andromeda II.
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Very rare, very dangerous.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- A Tarantian.
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I know. He looks cute now.
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- Tarantian?
- But when they hit puberty,
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they turn into real monsters.
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Don't be scared. It's okay.
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Is there anyone else in the house?
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Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
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A raccoon.
Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
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Just make sure those trash can lids
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are on nice and tight,
and we were never here.
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Maybe we should go check on Molly.
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We've gotta get you out of here.
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Come on.
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It's okay.
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I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on.
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Molly.
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Kabla nakshulin.
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Kabla nakshulin.
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Well, Molly, you've scored excellent
or above in every area.
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Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic,
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weapons training.
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Just one problem.
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You didn't check a box.
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For your preferred division.
Everyone has to check a box.
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Yeah, I made my own box
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for the division that has no box.
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You know, the division
where they wear black suits
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and deal with the guys from...
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up there.
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You mean, Accounting?
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No, like...
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Yeah, still...
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Accounting.
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That should fix the glitch.
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- And remember, we care.
- You're good to go.
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And just remember, we care.
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Look for the icon marked
"advanced extensions."
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- Okay.
- Click on it.
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Which icon? There's a bunch...
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- Thirteenth icon from the left.
- Whose left?
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- Your left.
- Oh, sorry.
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- I got it now.
- Okay, got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Perfect.
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Are you still there?
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- Hello? Help me. What's going on?
- Oh, no.
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Nothing. Let me just run
a little diagnostic on my end,
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and I will be back to you.
No, it won't take long.
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Not long at all. Okay.
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What the f...?
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- This is perplexing.
- Is it...?
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Is it...?
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A-L-I-E-N-S?
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I don't know why you always insist
on whispering and spelling that.
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Finally decided to show up, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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All I have to do is figure out trajectory
and I am in.
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- I'm back. Okay, try this.
- Hi.
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- Unplug it, plug it back in.
- Okay. All right.
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- And remember, we care.
- Hello?
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I have to go.
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- Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
- Yes.
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Okay. Let's see where you are now.
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Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
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Oh, you tricky one.
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I don't think you're a meteor, are you?
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Nope, I think you are
an unauthorized landing.
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This is it.
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It's all happening.
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See you soon, Jimmy.
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Right here, right here.
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Right here.
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- Hey, hey!
- Hey.
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Please keep the meter running.
I'll pay you extra.
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What...?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.
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What are you doing back on Earth?
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Hey, this is...? This is Earth?
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- My bad, guys. Come on.
- Tell it to O back at HQ.
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- I just want to see my kids.
- Get this ship out of here!
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I'll escort our Zamporian friend back.
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- Don't lose them.
- What?
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- I'm on it. On it.
- Go, go, go! Go!
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Hey, did they bring in
that Zamporian yet?
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Came in minutes ahead of you.
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The guy tried to sneak in
behind a Perseid meteor shower.
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Amateur hour. Am I right?
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Right as rain.
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Rain don't lie.
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Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
Hey, you gonna call this in or what?
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Code Black.
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Unauthorized visitor.
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Lockdown protocol engaged
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in three, two, one.
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- All right, who's she working for?
- She claims to be working alone.
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A random civilian simply waltzes in
off the high street.
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I don't think so.
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Neuralyze her.
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No, no, no. Don't.
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I know what that thing is. Please.
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Hang on. Hang on.
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She had an experience.
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It erased my parents' memories,
but it didn't take mine.
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So my whole life,
everyone's called me crazy.
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They said that I needed therapy,
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which, okay, admittedly, I did,
but not for this.
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Did she really hack
into the Hubble Telescope
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to look at Andromeda II
and we didn't catch her?
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In the old days, we'd have hired her.
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It took me 20 years to find you,
plus or minus.
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How many people can say that?
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I found you.
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So you found us.
You proved you're not crazy.
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You win the "I'm Not Crazy" badge.
Now what?
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- I want in.
- We don't hire. We recruit.
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Then I'd like to be recruited.
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I'm going to need more...
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but would you mind giving me
one good reason?
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Because I'm smart.
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I'm motivated.
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I look good in black. I'm...
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Boring me.
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Because I have absolutely
no life whatsoever.
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I have nothing.
I have no dog, no cat, definitely no chill.
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I have nothing
that I couldn't happily walk away from,
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which makes me perfect for this job.
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Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
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No love? No relationships?
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They just distract you
from what's important.
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Oh, really? And what's important?
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The truth of the universe.
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I wanna know everything.
I wanna know how it all works.
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You really think a black suit is going
to solve all your problems?
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No, but it looks damn good on you.
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That's true.
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From this moment, you will conform
to the identity we give you.
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You will dress only
in MIB Special Services attire.
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You have been trained in the use
of MIB-sanctioned technology,
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vehicles and weaponry.
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You will not stand out in any way.
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You are no longer part of the system.
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You do not exist.
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Check, please.
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We are above the system.
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Over it, beyond it. We are them.
We are they. We are the Men in Black.
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The "Men" in Black?
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Don't. Don't start.
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I've had the conversation.
They didn't seem to be able to let it go.
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It's a process. Attachment issue, I think.
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There's your first assignment.
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Okay. When do I get my...?
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It's called a neuralyzer.
You don't just get it, you earn it.
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You've been accepted
for a probationary period.
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Impress me, and we'll see about the:
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Okay.
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You're a fan of the truth,
aren't you, Agent M?
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I like it.
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I think we may have
a problem in London.
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Wow, that is smooth.
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Let's keep them coming, shall we?
Another round.
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So can I just say how much
I'm liking this place?
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It's formal but not too stuffy.
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Classic, but still kind of stylish.
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Makes it
a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe.
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I'm kidding.
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Sort of.
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Or is it mostly
just the lethal high-stakes gambling?
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Thank you very much.
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Would you look at that?
Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
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That's me again.
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Let's talk business, shall we?
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I can move this stuff.
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Who do I speak with
about getting a lot more of it?
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Because I'm in.
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You're not.
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You see, I have a very strict
"no Men in Black" policy.
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Oh, God. I don't blame you.
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Who'd want
those assholes coming in here?
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Men in Black.
The Morons in Black, if you ask me.
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What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?
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All it takes is one bad apple
to spoil any environment...
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Stop it, guys.
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I am MIB, you Cerulian scum.
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And FYI, your little club here sucks.
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You're gonna give me everything:
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suppliers, sellers, your whole network.
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Your luck run out. You're already dead.
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Only one person here has the antidote.
Emily, sweetheart.
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Please, I'll...
I'll give you whatever you want.
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Please.
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Anything you want.
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Anything I want?
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The express train to London has arrived.
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With continuing service to Paris,
Stockholm,
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Milan, Rome, Madrid.
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Caught him in the locker room.
I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.
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I told him, "Do that too much
and you'll go blind."
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Right?
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Who could go for a nosh?
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I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.
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With lots of melted cheese too.
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Now arriving:
express train from New York.
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Last call for Flight 2112
to the Cat's Eye Nebula.
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Welcome, Agent M.
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Please report to New Agent Orientation.
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Access granted, Agent M.
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...every hour from Gate 12.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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It's never who you think it is.
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Oh, no. That one makes sense.
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So you're the one who found us.
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Yes, I am.
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I'm T. High T.
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Oh, yeah. You're...
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- I run this little circus.
- Yeah.
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- Welcome, M.
- It's nice to meet you, sir.
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O told me to expect some great things.
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- And great things shall you get.
- Good.
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Right through there.
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- Hi, you.
- Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!
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Oh, God.
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- I got him, I got him.
- You guys...
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I got him. I got him.
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"Change it, change it."
00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:17.920
All right, buddy.
00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:21.357
All right. Try this.
00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:17.873
Oh, careful. You break it, you buy it.
00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:24.911
Keep it. Keep it.
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.000
On me.
00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:28.275
We need to see the queen.
00:26:29.320 --> 00:26:30.320
Yes.
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:43.710
You have visitors.
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:53.394
State your business with the queen.
00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:54.960
We need someone to die.
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:05.880
As clearly stated in Section 6C
of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:07.440
we do not kill Jababians
00:27:07.560 --> 00:27:09.631
nor participate in the murder thereof.
00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:11.753
This is nonnegotiable.
00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:17.037
Well, it's slightly negotiable.
00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:36.000
Morning.
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:40.518
I'm in the market for a useless, old,
broken-down machine. What do you got?
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:45.040
You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
It's the Imperial with the red tab.
00:27:45.120 --> 00:27:46.793
Do try to keep up.
00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:48.880
Thank you, Charlie.
00:27:57.560 --> 00:27:59.597
That's the old portal depot.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:02.115
Site of the First Great Alien Migration.
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:04.991
Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent?
00:28:05.120 --> 00:28:06.236
One of the first.
00:28:06.320 --> 00:28:10.280
He helped so many intergalactic refugees
seeking protection here on Earth.
00:28:10.360 --> 00:28:12.477
If you look closely,
you can see my grandma
00:28:12.560 --> 00:28:13.994
and my grandpa in that picture.
00:28:14.080 --> 00:28:15.400
So beautiful.
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:18.632
- Here you are, dear.
- Thank you.
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.873
What's up with that guy?
00:28:47.760 --> 00:28:49.911
Nerlene!
00:28:50.040 --> 00:28:51.110
Sorry.
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.510
He's just so yummy.
00:28:53.600 --> 00:28:55.910
- Who is he?
- H.
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:57.878
Only the best agent in the building.
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:00.236
He saved the world once
with nothing but his wits
00:29:00.320 --> 00:29:02.630
and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.
00:29:03.040 --> 00:29:05.032
He saved the world?
00:29:05.120 --> 00:29:06.236
From what?
00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:10.358
The Hive.
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:12.716
Hey, Guy, do me a favor.
00:29:12.800 --> 00:29:14.837
- Handle my calls.
- Oh, love to.
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:16.912
Where are you going?
00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:18.354
To do some homework.
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:24.830
An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.
00:29:24.920 --> 00:29:27.754
The North Africa office is investigating.
00:29:27.840 --> 00:29:29.240
And in other business,
00:29:29.320 --> 00:29:32.472
H has decided to grace us
with his presence after all.
00:29:32.560 --> 00:29:35.029
- Apologies, sir. I was working late.
- So was I.
00:29:35.120 --> 00:29:37.112
Cleaning up after your mess.
Thank you for that.
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.034
Oh, you should've seen the mess
I was cleaning up this morning.
00:29:40.120 --> 00:29:42.157
It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir,
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.835
requiring two containment units
and a full neuralyzer squad.
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.152
About that, I prefer to look at this
from a macro point of view,
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:51.199
not get bogged down in the details.
The bad guy's dead, so you know...
00:29:52.280 --> 00:29:54.954
Take a seat, please. One last item.
00:29:55.280 --> 00:29:58.079
A member of the Jababian royal family
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.198
has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.
00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:02.436
Vungus the Ugly.
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:04.354
Inherited the title.
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:09.475
Believe it or not, Vungus here is
the looker in the crowd.
00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.040
Holograms always add 10 pounds.
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.238
Jababian society doesn't allow
00:30:13.320 --> 00:30:15.915
for certain indiscretions.
00:30:16.040 --> 00:30:19.192
In short, he wants
to be shown a good time.
00:30:19.280 --> 00:30:22.956
We could say no,
but Jababian mining vessels
00:30:23.040 --> 00:30:25.271
would grind us into galactic dust.
00:30:25.360 --> 00:30:28.000
Some irony there, sir,
if you think that we used to...
00:30:28.080 --> 00:30:29.912
protect Earth
from the scum of the universe.
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:31.798
Now it seems we're protecting the scum.
00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:34.395
Actually, that's why
it would be right up your street.
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:36.119
Your cup of tea, H.
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.476
I know Vungus.
He doesn't really drink tea.
00:30:38.560 --> 00:30:41.837
He prefers vodka, tequila, hand sanitizer,
sometimes all at once.
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:43.593
We woke up handcuffed to a horse.
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:45.194
- What, H?
- Pipe down.
00:30:45.320 --> 00:30:47.277
- What?
- Sorry. Sincere apologies.
00:30:47.360 --> 00:30:50.990
You will be his chaperone.
In fact, he specifically asked for you.
00:30:51.080 --> 00:30:54.790
Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up
handcuffed to a horse again.
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:55.791
Please.
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:59.157
- I'll have him home by midnight.
- Good boy. If you will.
00:31:00.280 --> 00:31:02.749
- "Good boy. If you will."
- "Good man," I think he said.
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:05.315
- Keep Daddy happy, yeah?
- We're like this.
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:08.393
- You look after Papi so well.
- You're so jealous.
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:10.551
- Papi's fancy boy.
- You wish you had a papi.
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:26.400
Hello.
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.120
- Sorry.
- Hi.
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:35.992
Hey. Nope, I'm awake. It's all right.
00:31:36.120 --> 00:31:38.635
Just catching up on my daily meditation.
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.393
I have been meaning to try that.
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:42.153
I read that it dramatically improves
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.277
- mitochondrial energy production.
- Yep, yep.
00:31:44.360 --> 00:31:46.033
No, it absolutely does.
00:31:46.120 --> 00:31:47.998
My mitochondrial energy's
through the roof.
00:31:49.760 --> 00:31:52.116
- Have we met before?
- No. Agent M.
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:55.398
I heard you were on the Vungus meet,
and I wanted to offer my assistance.
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:57.392
I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:01.235
Language, culture, politics, fashion.
00:32:01.320 --> 00:32:03.960
Anyway, I compiled a dossier
for you to read.
00:32:04.040 --> 00:32:07.078
Oh, a dossier. I love a good dossier.
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.117
The thing is... Ask around.
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:11.510
I work alone. Ask anyone around here.
00:32:11.600 --> 00:32:14.274
Did you know that Jababians
are claircognizant empaths,
00:32:14.360 --> 00:32:16.033
which means
that they can read your mind?
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:17.355
And your cards.
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:20.400
- Well, they do have a tell.
- What's that?
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.234
Subdermal spots
on the underside of their arms
00:32:23.320 --> 00:32:24.913
- change color.
- Good to know.
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:26.957
Thank you for your offer. I'm good.
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:29.278
Okay. Message understood.
00:32:29.360 --> 00:32:31.192
I will leave you to your...
00:32:31.280 --> 00:32:32.280
meditation.
00:32:32.320 --> 00:32:33.320
Thank you.
00:32:37.360 --> 00:32:38.714
Do you know what your tell is?
00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:41.233
You snore when you meditate.
00:32:48.320 --> 00:32:51.119
On second thought,
maybe I could use some backup.
00:33:20.360 --> 00:33:22.955
I was thinking, for the op,
I can take the perimeter,
00:33:23.040 --> 00:33:25.760
- and you make the approach to Vungus.
- Yes, good.
00:33:25.840 --> 00:33:29.436
- Okay.
- The thing is, with this particular club...
00:33:29.520 --> 00:33:31.671
everybody just wants to do
their own thing.
00:33:31.760 --> 00:33:34.320
Aliens wanna look like humans,
humans wanna look like aliens,
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:36.073
so we may need to loosen up a bit.
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:38.635
Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah?
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:43.429
Pop a couple of buttons
and not look so stiff.
00:33:43.520 --> 00:33:45.830
We don't want to advertise
our current profession,
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:46.996
if you know what I mean.
00:33:47.080 --> 00:33:49.436
"Look, it's the Men in Black.
Aliens, get down!"
00:33:49.520 --> 00:33:51.796
- I get it.
- Don't do that. Yeah? Good.
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.395
Great. Perfect.
How about me? How do I look?
00:33:56.280 --> 00:33:57.839
I would just...
00:33:57.920 --> 00:33:59.080
- Do you mind if I...?
- What?
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:00.230
Coming in.
00:34:00.320 --> 00:34:03.916
It's a fine line between club casual
and the saddest man on Earth.
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:05.000
Thank you.
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.879
- Yeah. Shall we?
- I thought that we were here.
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:10.633
We are.
00:34:10.720 --> 00:34:12.439
Entrance for special guests.
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.277
Step on it, would you, Freddie?
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:19.555
You got it, H.
00:34:27.720 --> 00:34:29.552
Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that.
00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:50.192
The Vungus Among Us!
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:53.318
H-Bomb!
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:55.119
- V-Go! V-Go!
- Yeah, yeah!
00:34:55.200 --> 00:34:56.714
Yeah!
00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:58.837
Look at you. You've lost weight.
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.833
What have you done to your hair?
You've changed it. Looks fantastic.
00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:03.957
- Oh, I...
- I barely recognize you.
00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.195
Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M.
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.239
Hello, M.
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:12.800
So nice to meet you.
00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:16.917
- I've heard a lot about you.
- Highly redacted, of course.
00:35:27.560 --> 00:35:29.756
Such a charmer. He says...
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:32.309
- he thinks you're hot.
- He thinks I'm what? Sorry?
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:35.717
It's a rough translation.
Probably works better on Ja... Jababia,
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:38.269
but you know that
since you speak fluent Jababian.
00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:43.913
Of course. I was just trying
to find the words to articulate
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.640
how incredibly eye-catching you are.
00:35:46.720 --> 00:35:48.757
Well, that he is.
00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:51.116
M knows everything
there is to know about Jababia.
00:35:51.200 --> 00:35:53.271
I wouldn't say "everything."
Always more to learn.
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:54.919
It's like a fetish.
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:56.673
That implies something sexual.
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:58.000
- It's definitely not.
- It is.
00:35:58.080 --> 00:36:01.517
It's always like, "Oh, Jababia this,
Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!"
00:36:01.600 --> 00:36:04.798
- Yeah, baby!
- I knew the two of you would hit it off.
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:06.678
Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:08.672
She's a wonderful dancer.
I'll get us drinks.
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.558
You're still a vodka cranberry guy?
00:36:10.640 --> 00:36:11.960
You know it.
00:36:12.040 --> 00:36:13.040
Okay. Okay.
00:36:14.160 --> 00:36:15.594
M, please.
00:36:15.680 --> 00:36:17.990
Come, sit next to Vungus.
00:36:18.080 --> 00:36:19.992
I promise, I don't bite.
00:36:20.080 --> 00:36:21.719
Okay, just give me one sec.
00:36:22.200 --> 00:36:23.953
Four vodka cranberries.
00:36:24.040 --> 00:36:26.714
It's all right. I'll get this one.
Put it on the company card.
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.359
Little tip: expense everything.
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:30.033
Hey, quick question, no big deal.
00:36:30.120 --> 00:36:32.271
Are you pimping me out to Vungus?
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:33.555
What? No.
00:36:33.640 --> 00:36:36.394
What the hell would give you
that impression?
00:36:37.160 --> 00:36:38.719
Hello.
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.435
- Oh, I don't know. That?
- Oh, well...
00:36:41.520 --> 00:36:43.113
Better not look at that.
00:36:43.200 --> 00:36:46.113
If you want to use me as alien bait,
just let me know next time.
00:36:46.200 --> 00:36:48.760
- I don't like to be lied to.
- What, like pretending
00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:51.230
to be an expert in something you're not?
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:53.039
We're in the lying business.
00:36:53.120 --> 00:36:55.555
- Are we?
- Jababians are prickly.
00:36:55.640 --> 00:36:56.960
We want them to be happy.
00:36:57.040 --> 00:36:59.316
So they don't destroy our planet
and everything on it.
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:00.800
And that is the mission.
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:03.136
- If you're not down with the mission...
- I'm down with the mission,
00:37:03.160 --> 00:37:05.391
but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian.
00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.233
That's not what I asked you to do.
00:37:19.560 --> 00:37:21.472
So how long you here for, buddy?
00:37:22.240 --> 00:37:23.754
Vungus go home tomorrow.
00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:24.840
Tomorrow?
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:27.357
We better make it a good one, huh?
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:31.233
I came to talk, H. We need to speak.
00:37:32.200 --> 00:37:34.032
Talky, shmalky. I want to see you dance.
00:37:34.120 --> 00:37:37.192
Come on. Come on, I know...
I know this is your jam.
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:38.396
Get out here. M, come on.
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:42.076
Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
I like to butt-dance.
00:37:57.680 --> 00:38:00.195
Hey, I need to talk to you
about something.
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:03.557
If it's about that night in Beirut,
I deleted the photos. Promise.
00:38:03.640 --> 00:38:06.109
No, not Beirut. Just...
00:38:25.040 --> 00:38:26.156
- H?
- Yeah?
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:29.159
- Twelve o'clock.
- You're damn right it is. Night is young.
00:38:30.040 --> 00:38:31.269
Listen to me, H.
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:33.158
This is serious!
00:38:33.240 --> 00:38:35.630
You're the only one
that Vungus can trust.
00:38:35.720 --> 00:38:37.234
Well, feeling's mutual.
00:38:45.160 --> 00:38:46.514
What happened to you?
00:38:46.600 --> 00:38:49.877
Nothing. What happened to you?
Why are you so serious?
00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:51.633
- Relax. Ow! Yeah.
- H.
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:20.071
You all right, buddy?
What's wrong? You don't look so good.
00:39:20.160 --> 00:39:23.198
- You okay?
- Vungus not feel so good.
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:25.112
Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch.
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:29.593
Let's get his car and get him out of here.
00:39:30.720 --> 00:39:33.679
Okay. Get you off to bed.
00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:35.672
Let's get you in here. All right.
00:39:36.120 --> 00:39:38.077
There you are, buddy. In you go.
00:39:38.160 --> 00:39:40.550
Watch your head. Okay. All right.
00:39:40.640 --> 00:39:43.712
Now, sleep it off, okay?
I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:48.673
- Shouldn't we call it in?
- Oh, God, no.
00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:50.114
The paperwork is a nightmare.
00:39:50.240 --> 00:39:51.913
But Vungus didn't look too good.
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:53.639
He didn't look too good before, but...
00:39:53.720 --> 00:39:57.350
Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
This one time in Istanbul...
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.589
Help me.
00:40:15.040 --> 00:40:17.111
- MIB. Freeze!
- On the ground.
00:40:17.200 --> 00:40:18.600
- Hands up.
- Palms down.
00:40:22.520 --> 00:40:23.840
- Palms down.
- Hands up.
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:26.629
Which do you want to go with?
00:40:26.720 --> 00:40:29.679
I'm fine with either. We have
to come up with something consistent.
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:31.991
- Do you want palms down?
- If you don't mind.
00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:33.920
- Palms down.
- Palms down.
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:36.480
Good.
00:40:58.360 --> 00:40:59.360
What the...?
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:04.830
That is not good.
00:41:05.240 --> 00:41:06.240
Run!
00:41:12.520 --> 00:41:13.520
M!
00:41:14.720 --> 00:41:17.633
- They are coming!
- Petrol cap. Go.
00:41:34.080 --> 00:41:36.436
We need more firepower.
Side-view mirror.
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:39.037
What do you want me to do,
throw it at them?
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:53.913
I haven't seen that before.
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:57.953
I don't think this is doing anything.
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:00.440
Come on.
00:42:02.240 --> 00:42:03.879
Exhaust pipe. Go!
00:42:04.640 --> 00:42:05.756
Come on!
00:42:09.040 --> 00:42:10.838
Now this is more like it.
00:42:12.040 --> 00:42:13.040
Right.
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:20.480
Hurry!
00:42:23.560 --> 00:42:25.517
Go to Vungus. I'll cover you.
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:34.000
H! A little help here!
00:42:34.080 --> 00:42:36.800
No. Not H.
00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:38.872
He has changed.
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.236
I could feel it.
00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:42.834
I have to know...
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.875
if I can trust you.
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:54.439
Now I'm pissed off.
00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:56.590
Hide this.
00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:01.793
Something is wrong in Men in Black.
00:43:02.640 --> 00:43:04.871
What? Vungus, what is this?
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:09.679
It's the only thing that can protect you.
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.280
Come on!
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.071
Where's your fancy dance moves now?
00:43:53.080 --> 00:43:54.275
What the...?
00:43:57.440 --> 00:43:59.671
Keep your eyes on. It's not safe.
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:01.831
Eyes on! Eyes on!
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:03.070
Two targets!
00:44:03.200 --> 00:44:04.200
How is he?
00:44:06.520 --> 00:44:07.670
He's gone.
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.238
Guys, back up a little bit, all right?
00:44:31.200 --> 00:44:32.429
Outdone yourself here, mate.
00:44:32.520 --> 00:44:34.000
- Well done. Well done.
- Thank you.
00:44:34.080 --> 00:44:36.276
Fill me in. What happened, huh?
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.232
We were attacked, clearly, C.
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:39.600
- Right.
- By I don't know what.
00:44:39.680 --> 00:44:42.639
The suspects, they did this
with their bare hands.
00:44:42.720 --> 00:44:45.633
- Turned solid into liquid, then back again.
- What?
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:48.676
- Why's she here?
- She...
00:44:48.760 --> 00:44:49.591
- She is
- She is
00:44:49.680 --> 00:44:52.256
- walking you through the crime scene.
- walking you through the crime scene.
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:54.636
No, no. She is a probationary agent,
00:44:54.720 --> 00:44:57.519
so she is not here at all, okay?
00:44:57.600 --> 00:45:01.389
I think you'll find that she clearly is here
because I can see her.
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:02.880
- Backing you up.
- Thank you.
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.680
It was a figure of speech, but fine.
You are in so much trouble.
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:07.911
Oh, my God. You had one job.
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:09.957
You had one very simple job:
00:45:10.040 --> 00:45:12.191
to take some lizard slimeball
out for a few drinks.
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:14.431
- That was it.
- Not a "lizard slimeball."
00:45:14.520 --> 00:45:16.398
- A friend of mine.
- Oh, no.
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:17.834
Yeah. Sorry about that.
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:19.752
He was a reptilian slimeball.
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.400
He's now dead because of you.
Who was with him when he died?
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:23.709
- I was.
- Who...?
00:45:24.120 --> 00:45:28.399
Okay, good. And did he say anything
that might explain why he was killed?
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:29.960
Anything at all? Come on.
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:35.549
No. Not a thing.
00:45:36.200 --> 00:45:38.476
- So just to recap...
- No point.
00:45:38.560 --> 00:45:41.871
A high-ranking member of the Jababian
royal family dies on your watch,
00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:44.475
murdered by assailants
that you can't identify,
00:45:44.560 --> 00:45:47.917
for reasons that you cannot begin
to fathom. Is that about right?
00:45:48.000 --> 00:45:50.993
I switched off the moment
you started talking. I don't know.
00:45:51.080 --> 00:45:52.400
Why don't you bugger off.
00:45:52.520 --> 00:45:54.113
- Okay, mate. Thank you.
- Yeah.
00:45:54.200 --> 00:45:56.510
- I'll piss off, to the office.
- Where you belong.
00:45:56.600 --> 00:46:00.514
To have a little word with High T,
who will not save you this time.
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:04.877
We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry.
00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:07.520
This is... We'll be fine.
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:10.191
Yeah?
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:12.556
Yes. Yes. Understood.
00:46:13.520 --> 00:46:14.670
Yeah... Indeed.
00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:20.160
Yes.
00:46:20.240 --> 00:46:22.277
Yes. Yes.
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:23.920
Thank you.
00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:27.310
Let me assure you,
we will deal with this
00:46:27.400 --> 00:46:29.357
in the strongest possible terms.
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:35.110
The Jababians want your heads.
00:46:35.200 --> 00:46:38.511
Quite literally. Both heads,
sent by diplomatic pouch.
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:39.956
Okay...
00:46:42.640 --> 00:46:46.429
Morning, sir. I have the forensics report
that you asked for.
00:46:46.520 --> 00:46:47.556
Thank you.
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:51.120
Well, this is troubling.
00:46:51.200 --> 00:46:52.270
Very troubling.
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:54.880
These are our suspects.
00:46:56.840 --> 00:46:59.036
A species called Dyadnum.
00:46:59.120 --> 00:47:03.114
From a binary star system
in the constellation Draco.
00:47:03.520 --> 00:47:06.558
Draco, that's Hive territory.
The entire sector fell years ago.
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:10.429
The Dyads' DNA...
00:47:10.520 --> 00:47:12.432
are riddled with Hive mutations.
00:47:12.520 --> 00:47:16.116
As we all know, the Hive doesn't
just destroy their enemies,
00:47:16.200 --> 00:47:18.237
they subsume them.
00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:19.959
Take them over from within.
00:47:20.040 --> 00:47:22.475
Whoever these two were,
they're part of the Hive now.
00:47:22.560 --> 00:47:26.110
Yes, but why would the Hive send them
all this way to kill a Jababian royal?
00:47:27.000 --> 00:47:30.391
You knew Vungus better than anyone.
Did he indicate why he was here?
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:31.800
Did he want something from us?
00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:33.758
- No, he seemed pretty normal, happy.
- Sir.
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:36.560
This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago.
00:47:36.640 --> 00:47:40.554
And a failure of this magnitude
requires immediate invokement of...
00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:43.316
Article 13.
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:46.313
Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"?
00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:47.959
What is Article 13?
00:47:48.040 --> 00:47:50.874
Immediate termination, followed by...
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.519
- neuralyzation.
- Wait a second.
00:47:52.640 --> 00:47:53.915
- Wait.
- No.
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:55.400
Is that your answer to everything?
00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:56.960
- Put that away!
- Glasses off.
00:47:57.040 --> 00:48:00.158
- Sir, you can't.
- Give me one good reason why not.
00:48:01.160 --> 00:48:02.879
Because it's...
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:04.633
what we were talking about.
00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:06.953
- Because...
- Because...
00:48:07.040 --> 00:48:09.350
if you erase us,
you will never know the truth.
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:11.079
- The truth.
- Come on, they're stalling.
00:48:11.200 --> 00:48:13.396
- Say the word. I'll do it.
- Put it away.
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.830
M, go ahead. Explain yourself.
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:18.760
Well, sir...
00:48:20.160 --> 00:48:22.959
if you think about it, really think about it...
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:25.280
Vungus...
00:48:26.520 --> 00:48:28.671
how many people really knew
that he was here?
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.712
The people in this room.
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:33.960
And perhaps a dozen high-level agents.
00:48:34.040 --> 00:48:36.839
If those were the only people that knew
where Vungus would be
00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:40.391
and we assume that Vungus didn't leak
his own location to the killers,
00:48:40.520 --> 00:48:42.239
doesn't that mean that it was someone...
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:44.589
inside MIB?
00:48:44.680 --> 00:48:47.036
A mole, sir, inside these very walls.
00:48:47.120 --> 00:48:49.351
Sir, they're making this up
as they go along.
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:50.715
What do you mean, "a mole"?
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.474
In the history of the company,
there's never been a leak. "Mole."
00:48:53.560 --> 00:48:55.296
- Something a mole would say.
- Don't be absurd.
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:57.551
- Classic mole talk.
- Sounds like Mole 101.
00:48:57.640 --> 00:48:59.199
Enough.
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:01.078
If we've been compromised,
00:49:01.160 --> 00:49:05.120
it puts every citizen on this planet,
both human and alien, at risk.
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.790
- C. Track down these killers.
- Sir.
00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:12.830
- Find the killers, we find the mole.
- Will do, sir.
00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:13.920
Dismissed.
00:49:15.520 --> 00:49:18.433
M, it appears you're
as sharp as advertised.
00:49:19.600 --> 00:49:21.717
Work the case with C.
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:23.996
And get Weapons Department
started on something
00:49:24.080 --> 00:49:26.117
that can neutralize these Dyads.
00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:29.800
Yes, sir.
00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:35.920
Sharp indeed she is, sir.
00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:38.151
I assume you'll want me
overseeing the case?
00:49:38.240 --> 00:49:41.597
- A sort of... Sort of...
- I'm finished covering for you, H.
00:49:41.680 --> 00:49:45.276
You need me on this case, sir.
I've dealt with the Hive before.
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:47.397
With nothing but my wits
and my Series 7...
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:51.679
No. He dealt with the Hive before.
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:55.077
And I don't know
where the hell he has gone!
00:49:55.160 --> 00:49:57.880
I actually used to think
you could lead this place.
00:49:57.960 --> 00:49:59.599
I was wrong about you.
00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:02.396
We're done here.
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:07.029
That's an order.
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:11.390
Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:15.349
You saw something in me once.
It's still there.
00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:19.230
And I apologize for letting you down.
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:21.520
Give me another chance
and I'll fix this. I promise you.
00:50:32.640 --> 00:50:34.233
I don't think it's just a blade.
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:37.711
- Looks like it carries some poison.
- I know what you're talking about.
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:38.711
- Wait.
- Sorry, mate.
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:40.917
High T wants me to run point on this one.
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:42.275
What? I don't believe you.
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:43.919
I don't like it any better than you,
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.878
but he kept going on
about relying on me,
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:48.111
needing our top agent, that sort of thing.
00:50:48.200 --> 00:50:49.736
I don't make the rules.
Take it up with him.
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:53.913
M, he's keen for you to shadow me.
All right? "Learn from the best," he said.
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:56.959
Little on-the-job training,
if you will. Yeah?
00:50:57.040 --> 00:50:57.917
Come on.
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.310
- Are you going or you staying?
- Yeah, I'll go.
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:01.400
- Right, well...
- Okay.
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:03.671
- Come on.
- H?
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:07.400
Thanks for that.
00:51:08.720 --> 00:51:09.756
I'm sick of you.
00:51:12.680 --> 00:51:13.830
Okay.
00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:15.991
- What's the actual truth?
- You tell me.
00:51:16.080 --> 00:51:18.311
For someone who hates lying,
that was incredible.
00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:20.278
- I wasn't...
- It was electric up there.
00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.352
The way we played off
each other back and forth.
00:51:22.440 --> 00:51:24.397
- I was riffing.
- A mole inside the MIB.
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.039
It's genius. I wish I thought of it.
00:51:26.120 --> 00:51:27.440
I discovered a possible truth.
00:51:27.560 --> 00:51:29.711
I mean, think about it.
It would explain a lot.
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:31.280
What have you got so far?
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:33.756
I was about to run
a molecular deconstruction
00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:36.036
on the substance and cross-reference
with all toxins.
00:51:36.120 --> 00:51:39.272
- Good idea.
- Just a little science. I wouldn't do that.
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:40.396
I know what that is.
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:43.518
That killed a 300-pound Jababian,
so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
00:51:43.600 --> 00:51:45.239
That is Zephos, pure grade.
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:47.073
The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
00:51:47.160 --> 00:51:49.152
The right amount will
keep you dancing shirtless
00:51:49.240 --> 00:51:51.630
on a nightclub table in Monaco
for 17 hours straight.
00:51:51.720 --> 00:51:53.757
So much information.
Always so much information.
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:54.950
It's what I've heard.
00:51:55.040 --> 00:51:58.317
There's only one place in the world
where they know how to mix it. Let's go.
00:52:02.640 --> 00:52:05.075
You coming?
World's not gonna save itself.
00:52:05.160 --> 00:52:07.470
Are you saying that you need me
to save the world?
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.000
Thought so.
00:52:40.080 --> 00:52:42.072
You'll see that a lot around here.
00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:45.551
It's a Cromulian tag.
00:52:45.680 --> 00:52:48.479
In their galaxy,
a symbol for hope or annihilation.
00:52:48.600 --> 00:52:50.557
There's still some debate
around what exactly.
00:52:50.640 --> 00:52:52.359
Actually, it's harmony.
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:54.915
But on Earth, it means
we're entering an MIB safe haven.
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:57.390
- How do you know that?
- It's in the handbook.
00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:58.696
Don't believe everything you read.
00:52:58.720 --> 00:53:00.677
- That is myjob.
- And myjob is what?
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.399
- Hang out here and shut up?
- Yes.
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:04.119
You shut up. That is your job.
00:53:04.240 --> 00:53:06.277
Well, look who it is. Nasr.
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:09.637
You know the rules: no visible alien tech
anywhere on the street.
00:53:09.720 --> 00:53:11.800
Cover the bike up
before I have to give you a ticket.
00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:15.309
H? It is really you?
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:17.517
Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
00:53:17.600 --> 00:53:18.954
- Hey, Bassam.
- Hi, H.
00:53:19.040 --> 00:53:22.078
- Nasr said you were dead.
- What? I... I never said that.
00:53:22.160 --> 00:53:24.470
You did. He's lying.
00:53:24.560 --> 00:53:25.994
Hey! Get...
00:53:26.680 --> 00:53:28.797
- That's...
- And why would I be dead?
00:53:31.160 --> 00:53:33.152
Bassam misunderstood.
00:53:33.240 --> 00:53:36.039
We heard that you and Riza had split up.
00:53:36.120 --> 00:53:37.554
Oh, Riza. Who's that?
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:40.395
- It's not important.
- Human or...?
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:41.960
- Doesn't matter.
- I'm just curious
00:53:42.040 --> 00:53:43.918
how it works between species, so...
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:46.151
Very unimportant.
Old friend of mine, so...
00:53:46.240 --> 00:53:48.960
Who runs the biggest criminal
syndicate in the galaxy.
00:53:49.040 --> 00:53:51.555
Who is a very successful
businesswoman.
00:53:51.640 --> 00:53:53.199
- I love a businesswoman.
- Okay.
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:55.670
- Why are we talking about this?
- So sad, H.
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.400
- You made a lovely couple.
- Thank you. These things happen.
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.518
You said,
"That psycho's gonna slit his throat."
00:54:02.240 --> 00:54:04.072
Excuse us for one moment.
00:54:04.160 --> 00:54:06.197
Your words, not mine. Don't you...
00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:09.079
You dated this person?
It seems like a conflict of interest.
00:54:09.160 --> 00:54:11.256
Conflict of interest for you
to know about my private life.
00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:12.794
Yeah, sure. I would prefer not to.
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:15.031
Hey, hey, that's enough. Listen.
00:54:15.120 --> 00:54:16.918
- Stop beating the hell out of him.
- Yeah.
00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:19.435
- Keep this thing covered up.
- Absolutely. Will do.
00:54:19.520 --> 00:54:21.113
- Thank you.
- Won't happen again.
00:54:22.240 --> 00:54:23.276
Nice to meet you both.
00:54:23.360 --> 00:54:24.635
- Yes.
- Yeah.
00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:32.360
What?
00:54:32.920 --> 00:54:35.754
Pulled this from the surveillance camera
outside the club.
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:37.718
Standing there,
making me feel uncomfortable.
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:39.120
Sorry about that.
00:54:44.120 --> 00:54:47.079
- Have you shown this to T?
- You said everything goes through you.
00:54:47.160 --> 00:54:49.277
Yes, everything does go
through me. Good.
00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:52.195
I'll show him. Go on.
00:54:55.520 --> 00:54:56.749
Goodness me.
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:00.510
Oh, boy.
00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:13.314
Here comes trouble.
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:14.675
I like trouble.
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:21.194
You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:23.155
Call Riza.
00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:26.916
Here. This is it.
00:55:31.960 --> 00:55:34.156
Looks like a couple days' worth.
00:55:34.240 --> 00:55:35.959
No one's been out to collect.
00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:43.760
Hello?
00:56:26.520 --> 00:56:30.514
One more step and I'll liquefy
your bangs, pretty boy.
00:56:30.600 --> 00:56:32.831
- Easy, easy. We don't want any trouble.
- Okay.
00:56:32.920 --> 00:56:34.559
Do not move.
00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:41.076
Hey, look at you.
What do we call you, sport?
00:56:41.160 --> 00:56:44.312
- "Sport" is not what you call me.
- What is it?
00:56:44.400 --> 00:56:46.756
- "It"? He.
- Sorry.
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:49.349
Why would you call me anything?
Pawns don't have names.
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:51.193
We're pawns.
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.351
Okay. "Pawny," then.
00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:57.916
- What happened here?
- Oh, we had the best party.
00:56:58.000 --> 00:57:00.515
Kanye showed up
and dropped a whole new album.
00:57:00.600 --> 00:57:03.832
It was some of his best work.
Look around! We got our asses kicked!
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:07.035
My queen!
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:12.789
- Oh, she's gone.
- I'll never serve another.
00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:15.315
I swear it. I'll plunge my dagger
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:18.552
into my own body, like this,
through my vital organs,
00:57:18.640 --> 00:57:22.395
and then leave it until the dark takes me.
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:26.235
Hey, you're not gonna actually go
through with this, are you?
00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:30.155
Listen. A queen's pawn
without a queen is just a pawn.
00:57:30.240 --> 00:57:31.594
A nothing.
00:57:31.680 --> 00:57:33.592
I must end my own life
00:57:33.720 --> 00:57:37.350
in the most painful way possible.
00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:40.400
Don't stop me.
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:43.712
Chance of survival: zero.
00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:45.678
- Think we should stop him?
- Gonna do it.
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:47.672
Kind of wanna see
if he goes through with it.
00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:49.433
Sorry, what did you say?
00:57:49.520 --> 00:57:51.557
- Nothing at all.
- Know what? I did say something.
00:57:51.640 --> 00:57:53.791
- You did?
- Yeah. He's a witness.
00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:55.030
Excuse me.
00:57:55.520 --> 00:57:58.479
You know, I don't think
that she would want you to,
00:57:58.560 --> 00:58:01.553
you know, go through with it, honestly.
00:58:01.640 --> 00:58:04.951
Who are you to know
what a queen would or wouldn't want?
00:58:05.040 --> 00:58:06.633
Are you a queen?
00:58:06.720 --> 00:58:09.280
Well, to the extent
that all women are, yes,
00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:11.636
but, no, no, I'm not a queen.
00:58:11.720 --> 00:58:14.554
You know what she is, though,
is an agent.
00:58:14.640 --> 00:58:16.393
"Agent"?
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:18.870
- Is that a title?
- It is a title.
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:20.792
A title of great eminence and stature.
00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:22.633
M here is an agent.
00:58:22.720 --> 00:58:24.712
An agent without a pawn,
if you see my meaning.
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:25.836
I never thought of this,
00:58:25.920 --> 00:58:28.230
but maybe the best way
to honor the dead
00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:31.074
- is to go on living.
- Yes.
00:58:31.160 --> 00:58:34.073
- I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
- No, no, no.
00:58:34.160 --> 00:58:35.833
I'm not interested in a subject.
00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:38.560
Too late. It's done.
I already pledged the loyalty.
00:58:38.640 --> 00:58:40.552
I wish you'd said "no, no, no" before.
00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:43.116
- Congratulations.
- And if you should die
00:58:43.200 --> 00:58:46.079
before I, I promise to end my own life...
00:58:46.160 --> 00:58:48.311
"In the most painful way possible."
00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:50.951
Yeah. I don't like you.
00:58:51.040 --> 00:58:52.759
Let's go.
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:53.880
My lady?
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:57.315
Come on. We'll have a fun time.
00:58:58.400 --> 00:58:59.675
- Fine.
- Yes!
00:59:02.200 --> 00:59:04.396
H, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:06.631
- I've been wanting to tell you...
- Yeah?
00:59:06.720 --> 00:59:09.599
- about it. Where is it?
- You mean this?
00:59:09.680 --> 00:59:11.433
- You stole it from me?
- Stole it from you?
00:59:11.520 --> 00:59:13.591
I recovered evidence
you stole from a crime scene.
00:59:13.680 --> 00:59:16.149
Vungus told me to hide it
and I couldn't trust anyone, so...
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:18.237
Wait, you're telling me
you listened to Vungus,
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:21.518
you trusted Vungus
instead of your partner, a senior agent?
00:59:21.600 --> 00:59:23.000
In a word, yes.
00:59:23.120 --> 00:59:25.191
H, speaking of agents...
00:59:28.240 --> 00:59:29.240
Come on.
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:33.514
- Why would they be here?
- There's either an award show
00:59:33.600 --> 00:59:35.512
we're not aware of,
or we're in deep shit.
00:59:36.200 --> 00:59:39.398
Thank you. I need you to close
every street, archway and sewer now.
00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:41.312
Come in closer on that body cam there.
00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:43.278
- A bit more.
- Could someone please
00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:45.829
explain to me what the hell is going on?
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:48.674
Sir, slightly sensitive subject.
Thought it best to keep it quiet.
00:59:48.760 --> 00:59:50.991
- A bit further in, please.
- C, a word.
00:59:51.080 --> 00:59:53.879
Absolutely. No one leaves
the medina, all right?
00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:57.391
This... This is nonsense.
00:59:57.480 --> 00:59:58.994
Despite your personal feelings,
00:59:59.080 --> 01:00:01.675
H is one of the best agents
ever to wear this suit.
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:03.991
No, he was one of the best agents
to wear this suit.
01:00:04.120 --> 01:00:07.477
He hasn't been the same
since the Hive. Look. Look.
01:00:09.560 --> 01:00:11.950
My sources say that Vungus stole it
01:00:12.040 --> 01:00:14.919
from the Jababian War Department
Advanced Research Division
01:00:15.520 --> 01:00:17.193
and brought it here.
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:19.272
And you kept this from me?
For how long?
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:21.875
- Explain yourself.
- Oh, explain myself?
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:25.954
Sir, whatever that thing is,
M and H had it in your office,
01:00:26.760 --> 01:00:29.992
and you let them go, sir.
With all due respect, you let them go.
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:40.074
- Carry on.
- Yes, sir.
01:00:41.520 --> 01:00:42.874
- And, C.
- Sir?
01:00:43.920 --> 01:00:45.479
Bring them straight to me.
01:00:49.560 --> 01:00:52.029
Whatever that thing is,
Vungus died to protect it.
01:00:52.120 --> 01:00:53.918
He gave it to me
so it wouldn't go to them.
01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:02.190
- Yes, sir.
- H, listen to me. This isn't my operation.
01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:05.000
Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.
01:01:05.520 --> 01:01:07.989
- M may be right.
- You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
01:01:08.080 --> 01:01:10.197
There could be a mole
in the Men in Black.
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:24.313
All right. Take this. I'll draw them away.
I'll meet you at the main square in 20.
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:26.000
Go.
01:01:32.680 --> 01:01:34.034
Hey, guys, what are the odds?
01:02:27.480 --> 01:02:29.517
Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.
01:02:29.640 --> 01:02:32.394
- As long as it is to borrow, not steal.
- Yes. Of course. Quick.
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:33.880
- Come on.
- Bassam!
01:02:39.200 --> 01:02:40.793
Okay, accelerator,
01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:42.314
- brake.
- Water.
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:43.516
Very hot out there.
01:02:43.600 --> 01:02:46.320
That's very thoughtful of you.
This is pretty straightforward?
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:49.950
Yes. Very straightforward, indeed.
Just like riding a bike.
01:02:50.040 --> 01:02:51.040
Okay, cool.
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:00.360
Sorry.
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:10.199
Well, this is nothing
like riding a bike at all.
01:03:55.080 --> 01:03:56.080
Quick, jump on!
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:00.550
Hold on tight.
01:04:07.040 --> 01:04:09.032
Oh, shit!
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:13.559
Hold on, Pawny!
01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:15.680
Hold on!
01:04:16.560 --> 01:04:18.517
Wait for me!
01:04:18.600 --> 01:04:19.829
Thanks!
01:04:26.600 --> 01:04:28.637
I can't believe that actually worked.
01:04:28.760 --> 01:04:29.989
- Hey, H?
- Yeah?
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:32.434
Oh, right. Glasses.
01:04:33.280 --> 01:04:35.351
Hi, everyone.
If you could all look right here.
01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:36.440
Just drive.
01:04:49.760 --> 01:04:51.035
Move! Go!
01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:09.400
Oh, boy.
01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:14.315
What do you think?
The red button? I think it's hyperdrive.
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:15.800
No, I think hyperdrive is blue.
01:05:15.880 --> 01:05:18.554
Sometimes you have to trust your gut.
01:05:18.640 --> 01:05:20.154
My gut, not yours!
01:05:21.600 --> 01:05:23.910
Somebody press something!
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:54.072
Lost the tail.
What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.
01:05:54.160 --> 01:05:56.800
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Trust your gut. Trust your gut.
01:05:56.880 --> 01:05:58.360
Oh, God, I hate sand.
01:05:59.120 --> 01:06:03.512
The red button was awesome!
Let's press the red button again.
01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:15.960
Hey, what's it doing?
01:06:17.760 --> 01:06:18.760
Moving.
01:06:31.520 --> 01:06:33.159
What...? What is that thing?
01:06:33.240 --> 01:06:34.833
See the core?
01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:38.834
How it keeps emitting convective energy
across the interior of the photosphere?
01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:40.354
Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it.
01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:42.671
I see the... The photosphere bit.
01:06:42.760 --> 01:06:45.719
Okay, yeah.
Those are thermonuclear explosions.
01:06:46.720 --> 01:06:49.394
Wait, what? What does that mean?
Like a bomb or something?
01:06:50.040 --> 01:06:53.636
I think what we're looking at is
a super compressed star.
01:06:53.720 --> 01:06:55.359
And by the color temperature,
01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:58.560
I'd say it's a blue giant.
01:06:59.680 --> 01:07:02.275
Let's press the button.
Let's see what this does.
01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:05.831
Are you suggesting that we try
a weaponized star for fun?
01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:07.832
Well, for science and fun.
01:07:07.960 --> 01:07:10.555
- The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay.
- I know.
01:07:10.640 --> 01:07:14.839
Yeah, there is no better place. They don't
call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:17.151
Yes. That's why I made
the suggestion. Go.
01:07:17.640 --> 01:07:20.280
At just.001? What do you think?
01:07:20.360 --> 01:07:22.158
Yeah. Just start off slow.
01:07:22.240 --> 01:07:23.390
- Press the button.
- Okay.
01:07:31.640 --> 01:07:34.439
Maybe ratchet it up a few notches,
a little higher...
01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:44.272
That was the low setting?
01:07:47.560 --> 01:07:50.200
Do we think anyone's gonna notice
that wasn't there before?
01:08:01.520 --> 01:08:04.115
Sir, they got away.
01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:10.071
I believe the appropriate phrase is...
01:08:10.160 --> 01:08:11.276
you lost them.
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:13.079
Well, I put it to you, sir...
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:17.719
- that they had help.
- Probably.
01:08:17.800 --> 01:08:19.029
But I know H.
01:08:19.120 --> 01:08:20.873
Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:22.872
Why do you keep protecting him?
01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:25.829
What is it going to take?
01:08:27.040 --> 01:08:31.000
- I am protecting this institution.
- From what? From me?
01:08:31.280 --> 01:08:35.035
- Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
- At the very least, your judgment.
01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:41.917
Is there anything else, Agent C?
01:08:44.360 --> 01:08:46.591
- No, sir.
- Good.
01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:48.319
Then would you kindly leave?
01:09:08.240 --> 01:09:11.711
Vungus knew how powerful
that thing was, right?
01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:14.235
He knew it could destroy worlds,
and he gave it to you.
01:09:14.320 --> 01:09:16.755
I don't understand.
Someone he onlyjust met.
01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:18.280
Why would he do that?
01:09:20.080 --> 01:09:21.434
I don't know.
01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:24.160
Maybe he trusted me.
01:09:25.080 --> 01:09:27.640
I'm not gonna doubt
your general trustworthiness,
01:09:27.720 --> 01:09:31.953
but, I mean,
I sang at Vungus's mother's funeral.
01:09:32.040 --> 01:09:33.394
Quite beautifully, I might add.
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:35.193
We knew everything about one another.
01:09:35.280 --> 01:09:38.114
I mean, hey,
I'm pretty sure he trusted me.
01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:42.479
Okay, H, if you must know...
01:09:42.560 --> 01:09:44.438
he said that you'd changed.
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:47.877
I'm getting sick of hearing people
giving me this "you've changed" crap.
01:09:47.960 --> 01:09:51.510
- I'm the same person I was years ago.
- You've always been this way?
01:09:52.280 --> 01:09:53.280
What way?
01:09:54.280 --> 01:09:55.280
Vaguely inept.
01:09:55.320 --> 01:09:57.596
Arrogant. Reckless.
01:09:58.400 --> 01:10:00.596
- Did I miss anything?
- Okay, yeah. Hey, look.
01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:02.876
Arrogant and reckless. That's nice.
01:10:02.960 --> 01:10:04.872
Maybe I am a few
of those things occasionally,
01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:07.953
but guess what, myjob is saving
the planet and that's what I do.
01:10:08.040 --> 01:10:09.520
I do a pretty good job at it, okay?
01:10:09.640 --> 01:10:12.678
And while that's still happening,
the rules are: there are no rules.
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:14.194
Well, that's a rule.
01:10:16.360 --> 01:10:19.000
Damn it. All right, nobody move!
01:10:19.080 --> 01:10:20.150
Drop it, hairball!
01:10:20.240 --> 01:10:21.674
- Nobody move.
- Bassam.
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.877
- How the hell'd you get here?
- Feeling hydrated, H?
01:10:23.960 --> 01:10:26.759
Never had a bath before.
01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:28.957
Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
01:10:29.040 --> 01:10:30.156
God, we drank from that.
01:10:30.240 --> 01:10:32.550
Oh, God, I thought
it tasted like a living beard.
01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:33.756
Okay...
01:10:33.840 --> 01:10:35.877
Bassam, listen, all right, mate?
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:37.671
Let's be sensible.
01:10:37.760 --> 01:10:39.991
I don't think you know
what you're dealing with, so...
01:10:40.080 --> 01:10:41.878
Oh, no, I definitely do.
01:10:41.960 --> 01:10:44.350
Which is why she's gonna pay
so much for it.
01:10:44.440 --> 01:10:46.830
- No, wait. Wait, wait!
- No, no, no!
01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:49.435
Have a nice life, bozos!
01:10:49.520 --> 01:10:50.920
Great job, H.
01:10:58.640 --> 01:11:01.109
Pawny, can you ask her to pass me
the torque wrench, please?
01:11:01.200 --> 01:11:04.637
She has a name and a title,
and you know that.
01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:07.519
My lady, the jackass wants
a torque wrench.
01:11:09.200 --> 01:11:12.477
Pawny, will you tell him that the sooner
he restores power to my drive console,
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:14.631
the sooner I can figure out
how to program it?
01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:17.030
My lady says
you're a cloth-brained ass-clown
01:11:17.120 --> 01:11:20.397
whose gullible idiocy has threatened
the very existence of the planet.
01:11:21.080 --> 01:11:23.356
You know what,
she didn't say that. All right?
01:11:23.440 --> 01:11:25.591
- You worst piece on the chess board.
- She said that.
01:11:25.680 --> 01:11:26.909
Didn't say any of it.
01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:29.834
Yeah, but I was thinking it.
Actually, every single word.
01:11:29.920 --> 01:11:31.912
You make a really good point. Thank you.
01:11:37.720 --> 01:11:39.598
If you'll tell your lady
she now has power.
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:43.871
The jackass says, my lady,
that you have power.
01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:46.512
Can you thank him?
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:48.910
- Really?
- But in a cold, kind of polite way.
01:11:49.000 --> 01:11:52.676
You can even put a glare on it.
Just play around with it. I trust you.
01:11:53.240 --> 01:11:55.311
My lady says thank you.
01:11:58.280 --> 01:12:00.440
I know where the weapon's going
and how to get it back.
01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:03.274
- My lady?
- I got this one. I'm listening.
01:12:03.360 --> 01:12:05.670
Bassam has only one real buyer:
01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:08.031
Riza Stavros.
01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:10.956
Riza? The Riza that you went out with?
01:12:11.040 --> 01:12:13.680
The intergalactic,
alien arms-dealer Riza?
01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:15.274
I'm gonna hop back in for a second.
01:12:15.360 --> 01:12:18.353
You dated Riza Stavros,
the Merchant of Death?
01:12:18.440 --> 01:12:19.874
The Mother of Murder?
01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:22.798
- She's pretty hot.
- Okay, I didn't know
01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:24.872
she was an arms dealer when we met.
01:12:24.960 --> 01:12:28.271
And I was distracted
by her feminine wiles
01:12:28.360 --> 01:12:30.352
and her intoxicating beauty.
01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:32.872
And besides,
we weren't interested in labels.
01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:34.394
We were interested in our hearts.
01:12:34.480 --> 01:12:36.915
If having a big, old heart is a crime,
then shoot me.
01:12:37.840 --> 01:12:40.480
- Not yet.
- You'll let me know, though, right?
01:12:42.640 --> 01:12:43.710
But really?
01:12:45.240 --> 01:12:46.720
Your "big, old heart"?
01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:51.553
- What?
- It's just...
01:12:52.840 --> 01:12:54.672
Well, it...? It's funny, is it?
01:12:57.120 --> 01:12:58.480
- "My big, old heart."
- So stupid.
01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:01.877
Who talks like that? Big, old doofus.
01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:06.797
You've never been in love, have you?
01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:10.837
I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking.
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:13.594
You've never once abandoned logic
for passion?
01:13:14.920 --> 01:13:17.355
What is this?
The sequel to The Notebook?
01:13:17.440 --> 01:13:20.751
I never saw it, but I assume
it's a lot of this type of nonsense.
01:13:21.360 --> 01:13:22.360
No, I haven't.
01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.753
Passion is unstable,
and logic is constant.
01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:27.280
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
01:13:27.360 --> 01:13:30.671
Physical attraction is nothing more
than chemical reactions in your brain.
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:34.111
Can't trust them. They're not real.
01:13:34.200 --> 01:13:37.159
Isn't the whole universe
a chemical reaction?
01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:39.832
Pretty sure you can trust that.
01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:41.750
Feels pretty real.
01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:46.798
That's actually kind of deep.
01:13:50.120 --> 01:13:51.634
Well, that should do it.
01:13:56.080 --> 01:13:57.080
Power her up.
01:13:58.480 --> 01:13:59.480
Thank you.
01:14:01.080 --> 01:14:02.080
Pawny.
01:14:03.360 --> 01:14:05.591
- Not there.
- That's as far as I could jump.
01:14:05.680 --> 01:14:07.840
I could jump higher,
but it would've been more awkward.
01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:08.990
Okay, enough.
01:14:11.280 --> 01:14:12.316
Here we go.
01:14:16.080 --> 01:14:17.833
And look at that.
01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:20.116
Well done.
01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:23.837
I know Riza.
She may be the Merchant of Death,
01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:26.560
but she does have one weakness.
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:27.994
Ready to be a hero, little guy?
01:14:28.080 --> 01:14:31.437
- Pretty open to anything.
- Good, because we're going to Naples.
01:14:31.520 --> 01:14:34.592
Oh, to Riza's Fortified Fortress
of For Sure Death?
01:15:02.480 --> 01:15:03.994
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
01:15:09.240 --> 01:15:10.640
I'm so sorry.
01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:12.720
Can we do this another day?
I have another visitor.
01:15:13.160 --> 01:15:14.560
- Absolutely.
- Yeah?
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:15.835
Thank you.
01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:18.070
- Bye.
- Bye.
01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:24.030
Luca.
01:15:24.120 --> 01:15:25.600
- Did you miss me?
- No.
01:15:36.560 --> 01:15:37.960
H.
01:15:39.240 --> 01:15:40.833
I know why you're here.
01:15:43.960 --> 01:15:45.952
Why are you wearing pink trousers?
01:16:01.800 --> 01:16:03.837
So how have you been?
01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:05.752
It's been a while, huh?
01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:09.038
That's the tough thing about breakups,
is the friendships you lose.
01:16:11.480 --> 01:16:13.312
We had some good times, though,
didn't we?
01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:16.911
Riza and I had good times, I guess.
01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:19.356
You just lurked in the background a bit.
01:16:28.240 --> 01:16:30.471
Wonderful, isn't she?
01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:35.032
I just love dumb, beautiful creatures.
01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:43.632
Well, this is familiar, isn't it?
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:48.439
So...
01:16:48.520 --> 01:16:51.115
MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
01:16:51.200 --> 01:16:52.998
Showed myself out, actually.
01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:56.672
Some horses are born to roam free.
01:16:56.760 --> 01:16:59.275
And others just get shot.
What are you doing here?
01:16:59.840 --> 01:17:02.799
I wanted to see you.
And I brought you something.
01:17:05.280 --> 01:17:08.717
I know how you like special pets,
so I brought you a peace offering.
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:10.075
Meow, meow.
01:17:10.160 --> 01:17:12.880
Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera.
01:17:13.200 --> 01:17:15.157
Oh, I like it.
01:17:15.240 --> 01:17:19.393
He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
01:17:20.080 --> 01:17:21.400
The last of his kind.
01:17:21.480 --> 01:17:23.631
You always did know the way
to my heart, didn't you?
01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:27.559
And you always knew how
to make mine beat that little bit faster.
01:17:27.640 --> 01:17:30.155
Not a neuralyzer in the world
could make me forget that.
01:17:30.240 --> 01:17:31.640
I was actually looking forward
01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:34.519
to seeing my guns tear you to pieces,
and then I saw
01:17:34.600 --> 01:17:37.718
that perfect little face of yours, and...
01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:40.880
I had to know.
01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:43.000
Know what?
01:17:44.360 --> 01:17:46.238
I want to know the truth.
01:17:46.320 --> 01:17:47.470
Was this ever real?
01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:49.720
This?
01:17:50.080 --> 01:17:51.560
You, me? Was it?
01:17:53.360 --> 01:17:54.476
This'll be good.
01:17:57.880 --> 01:17:58.880
Was it?
01:18:00.320 --> 01:18:04.792
I knew who you were from the start.
My job was to gain your trust...
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:08.833
and take you down
when the opportunity came.
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:11.879
- That's the truth.
- Gotta turn my earpiece off for this.
01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:13.235
God, shut up.
01:18:14.240 --> 01:18:15.674
- What?
- No, I'm sorry.
01:18:15.760 --> 01:18:17.717
It's what I say to my heart...
01:18:18.520 --> 01:18:21.957
- when it's like a voice inside my head.
- Oh, I know.
01:18:22.040 --> 01:18:23.474
I couldn't fake that.
01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:26.880
Thank you.
01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:27.990
It's okay.
01:18:29.240 --> 01:18:31.755
No, but thank you for...
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:33.240
For giving me closure.
01:18:33.320 --> 01:18:36.199
We all need some...
Some closure from time to time.
01:18:36.280 --> 01:18:38.590
- Get him out of here.
- What...? Wait, no. Hey.
01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:40.478
Wait. I need some closure too.
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:43.029
- What about my feelings?
- H, here's a tip for you.
01:18:43.120 --> 01:18:45.555
Next time you bring a peace offering,
01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:47.336
don't make it the same day
I come into possession
01:18:47.360 --> 01:18:49.875
of the most powerful weapon
ever created.
01:18:49.960 --> 01:18:52.456
This has nothing to do with that.
I didn't know you had a weapon.
01:18:52.480 --> 01:18:55.359
It's a separate thing. It's a coincidence.
Total coincidence.
01:18:55.440 --> 01:18:57.113
I didn't know she had a weapon.
Did you?
01:18:59.080 --> 01:19:00.400
Take him to the boat.
01:19:00.480 --> 01:19:02.437
All right. Okay, okay, okay.
01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:10.438
Fellas, I think that went pretty well.
01:19:10.520 --> 01:19:12.716
Looks like we'll be seeing
a lot more of each other.
01:19:39.080 --> 01:19:41.037
Okay.
01:19:41.120 --> 01:19:42.120
Okay, okay, okay.
01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:45.593
Sebastian, darling.
01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:47.353
How would you like
to be able to destroy
01:19:47.440 --> 01:19:50.080
entire solar systems
without leaving your home?
01:19:50.160 --> 01:19:51.833
- Pawny?
- Yeah, I see it.
01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:58.200
Oh, would you look at that.
Good to go, M.
01:20:01.080 --> 01:20:03.117
Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.
01:20:03.200 --> 01:20:06.193
Okay, that kind of pressure
is not constructive.
01:20:06.320 --> 01:20:09.358
It's very simple, darling.
Do you want it or not?
01:20:10.600 --> 01:20:14.276
No, I only have one, Sebastian,
and I won't have that for long.
01:20:15.440 --> 01:20:18.638
- No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
- Perfectly done.
01:20:22.160 --> 01:20:23.480
I'm going to call you back.
01:20:24.880 --> 01:20:27.520
- Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
- Look at your little legs.
01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:28.600
You are so fast.
01:20:30.080 --> 01:20:31.912
Why, look at you run.
01:20:34.360 --> 01:20:35.680
You're so fast!
01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:37.433
Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:20:43.480 --> 01:20:46.712
Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello.
01:20:48.720 --> 01:20:51.679
Oh, and here I thought...
01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:53.399
H worked alone.
01:20:54.440 --> 01:20:56.909
Silly me.
01:20:57.000 --> 01:20:58.480
Poor you.
01:20:59.360 --> 01:21:01.670
It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.
01:21:05.360 --> 01:21:07.955
Oh, that?
That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator.
01:21:08.320 --> 01:21:11.313
Do you know what that does
to a human body?
01:21:12.720 --> 01:21:16.077
It boils you from the inside out.
01:21:17.120 --> 01:21:18.236
Cute.
01:21:19.200 --> 01:21:22.876
Do you know what a Pawny does
to sadistic alien arms-dealers?
01:21:22.960 --> 01:21:25.111
No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is.
01:21:25.200 --> 01:21:27.556
I'm a Pawny, you psycho!
01:22:14.360 --> 01:22:16.397
Looks like the tables have turned.
01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:20.200
That was an incredible catch.
01:22:56.240 --> 01:22:57.469
That felt good.
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:08.717
Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
01:23:09.360 --> 01:23:11.750
H, you always have been
rather delusional.
01:23:21.080 --> 01:23:22.355
Peace offering.
01:23:22.440 --> 01:23:23.715
Kill them.
01:23:24.200 --> 01:23:26.317
Start with him and make it hurt.
01:23:27.240 --> 01:23:29.118
No! You don't have to do this.
01:23:29.960 --> 01:23:32.350
Put me down, you Tarantian thug.
01:23:33.120 --> 01:23:34.952
Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"?
01:23:35.040 --> 01:23:37.157
- Yes.
- Yes, my lady, he did.
01:23:37.280 --> 01:23:39.670
They tend to be single-minded
when it comes to killing.
01:23:39.760 --> 01:23:42.400
- Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
- Okay.
01:23:42.480 --> 01:23:43.596
You're not helping.
01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:49.634
The creature you saw was
an unlicensed Tarantian
01:23:49.720 --> 01:23:51.200
from Andromeda II.
01:23:51.280 --> 01:23:52.999
Tarantian?
01:23:56.760 --> 01:23:57.876
I know a Tarantian.
01:23:58.480 --> 01:23:59.675
I met one once.
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:01.720
I helped him.
01:24:03.240 --> 01:24:04.310
Kabla nakshulin.
01:24:06.240 --> 01:24:07.240
What?
01:24:08.880 --> 01:24:10.075
Kabla nakshulin?
01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:13.031
- What she said.
- How do you know that?
01:24:13.120 --> 01:24:14.634
Because he said it to me.
01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:22.800
Molly?
01:24:23.160 --> 01:24:24.230
Yes.
01:24:24.320 --> 01:24:27.518
Molly? Are you shitting me? Really?
01:24:29.480 --> 01:24:30.800
Who's delusional now?
01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:32.636
It's you?
01:24:37.080 --> 01:24:38.309
You've grown.
01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:40.109
I mean, me too.
01:24:44.080 --> 01:24:47.676
- Give her the box.
- Luca, you can't do this.
01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:52.073
Haven't I been good to you?
I've let you kill anyone you wanted.
01:24:52.160 --> 01:24:53.230
Come on.
01:24:54.320 --> 01:24:55.356
No?
01:24:58.120 --> 01:24:59.120
The box.
01:25:03.320 --> 01:25:04.356
Thank you.
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:07.439
You changed my life, by the way.
01:25:08.160 --> 01:25:09.160
Hey, quickly.
01:25:09.240 --> 01:25:11.960
Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean?
01:25:13.000 --> 01:25:16.960
It means,
"One day, I'll kill whoever you choose
01:25:17.040 --> 01:25:18.838
in the most gruesome way imaginable."
01:25:20.160 --> 01:25:23.039
Or maybe we just keep her here
for a moment
01:25:23.120 --> 01:25:25.919
until he and I can discuss
a plan of action.
01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:27.798
H? H, are you okay?
01:25:29.400 --> 01:25:30.400
I'm good.
01:25:32.720 --> 01:25:34.518
That was... That was a rush.
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:36.557
Yeah, and incredibly painful.
01:25:36.640 --> 01:25:37.960
- Yeah.
- Pretty sure the plan
01:25:38.040 --> 01:25:40.680
- went wrong in every conceivable way.
- Yeah, well...
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:45.639
So it's Molly, huh?
01:25:47.400 --> 01:25:50.154
- You're not supposed to know that.
- Too late. I know it now.
01:25:50.240 --> 01:25:52.391
Guess it's only fair that you know mine.
01:25:52.480 --> 01:25:53.994
- I don't wanna know.
- I'll tell you.
01:25:54.080 --> 01:25:55.560
- Okay.
- You ready?
01:25:55.640 --> 01:25:56.640
Horatio.
01:25:56.880 --> 01:25:58.519
- It is not.
- It's not.
01:26:00.200 --> 01:26:01.200
It's Henry.
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:03.829
Yeah, you look like a Henry.
01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:06.310
- Good. It's all I've got.
- I'm Steve.
01:26:06.400 --> 01:26:09.313
Steve? I thought you said
pawns didn't have names.
01:26:09.400 --> 01:26:11.869
We don't. I was just feeling left out.
01:26:12.920 --> 01:26:13.990
Oh, Steve.
01:26:25.760 --> 01:26:26.760
That is not cool.
01:26:31.160 --> 01:26:34.358
- I don't like what the earth is doing now.
- No, no, no.
01:26:41.080 --> 01:26:42.514
Kabla nakshulin!
01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:46.795
It was worth a try.
01:26:47.120 --> 01:26:50.113
We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
01:26:50.200 --> 01:26:52.271
No. I don't know if you've heard,
01:26:52.360 --> 01:26:54.795
but we are the Men in Black.
01:26:56.600 --> 01:26:58.876
The Men and Women in Black.
01:27:01.520 --> 01:27:02.556
Nice save.
01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:05.314
If you think we'll hand this over,
you've got another thing coming.
01:27:05.400 --> 01:27:08.199
You don't know who you're dealing with.
We protect the Earth.
01:27:08.280 --> 01:27:09.839
Everyone and everything on it.
01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:11.832
So you wanna do this?
You wanna get down?
01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:13.559
Fine. Let's go.
01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:20.991
Move, and I'll obliterate
this entire island and everything on it.
01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:26.080
Including us. You don't think
we should've spoken about this?
01:27:26.160 --> 01:27:27.435
I just gave a whole speech.
01:27:27.520 --> 01:27:30.877
Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought
this would be more effective.
01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:33.031
You heard me. Don't make me use it.
01:27:33.120 --> 01:27:35.430
We'll do anything to protect our world.
01:27:40.280 --> 01:27:41.634
So will we.
01:27:58.440 --> 01:28:01.194
Nothing in this universe is unkillable.
01:28:01.280 --> 01:28:03.590
With the proper voltage.
01:28:03.680 --> 01:28:05.399
Are you both all right?
01:28:05.480 --> 01:28:07.756
Yes, sir. Never better.
01:28:07.840 --> 01:28:10.400
- Sir, how did you find us?
- Experience.
01:28:11.840 --> 01:28:13.069
Riza again, H?
01:28:13.160 --> 01:28:15.436
When are you going to learn?
01:28:18.120 --> 01:28:21.477
I knew I could count on you.
That, in the end, you'd pull through.
01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:22.994
Thank you, sir.
01:28:23.080 --> 01:28:24.230
You too, M.
01:28:24.360 --> 01:28:27.159
Agent O had a feeling about you,
and she was right.
01:28:32.800 --> 01:28:36.350
The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be...
01:28:36.440 --> 01:28:38.352
At the moment
you're supposed to be there.
01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:42.950
Let's go home.
01:28:55.320 --> 01:28:57.676
Let's keep this safe, shall we?
01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:01.993
Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy,
we have the weapon.
01:29:06.440 --> 01:29:09.877
Quite the first assignment
for a probationary agent, M.
01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.079
Marrakesh,
the Empty Quarter, Naples.
01:29:14.200 --> 01:29:16.999
Imagine what you will accomplish
when you're one of us.
01:29:18.360 --> 01:29:20.920
- Yes, sir.
- Enjoy this moment, M.
01:29:21.600 --> 01:29:22.875
They never last.
01:29:28.640 --> 01:29:30.791
I don't know how you do it,
but you keep doing it.
01:29:30.880 --> 01:29:32.872
Yeah? What's that, C?
01:29:32.960 --> 01:29:34.030
Saving the world
01:29:34.120 --> 01:29:36.635
from total destruction twice...
01:29:36.720 --> 01:29:37.756
in as many years.
01:29:37.840 --> 01:29:39.194
I mean...
01:29:39.280 --> 01:29:40.919
- what are the odds?
- What are the odds?
01:29:44.320 --> 01:29:45.549
MIB!
01:29:48.480 --> 01:29:49.480
Right.
01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:54.120
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
01:29:59.240 --> 01:30:00.276
- Hey.
- Hey.
01:30:00.360 --> 01:30:01.430
How's it going?
01:30:01.520 --> 01:30:03.000
- You know.
- Cool party, huh?
01:30:03.080 --> 01:30:05.276
- Yeah, great party.
- Something is wrong.
01:30:05.360 --> 01:30:06.555
That's what I was thinking.
01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:09.200
I said to the Dyads we'd do anything
to save our world.
01:30:09.480 --> 01:30:11.119
They said that they would too.
01:30:11.200 --> 01:30:14.477
Then they told us they needed
the weapon for the Hive.
01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:16.677
What if we misunderstood
what that meant?
01:30:16.760 --> 01:30:18.991
Maybe they needed the weapon
to use against the Hive
01:30:19.080 --> 01:30:20.355
to save their world.
01:30:21.200 --> 01:30:23.556
Which could mean
they were never the Hive at all.
01:30:25.280 --> 01:30:28.193
But the DNA, the mutations.
High T showed us that sample.
01:30:28.280 --> 01:30:30.875
All right. Let's see.
01:30:30.960 --> 01:30:33.520
Agent H,
bring up the Dyad forensic report.
01:30:37.760 --> 01:30:40.400
Who has the authority
to make a case file disappear?
01:30:40.480 --> 01:30:41.480
Come with me.
01:30:52.120 --> 01:30:55.238
And what about Naples?
How did he know we were there?
01:30:55.320 --> 01:30:56.549
He was doing his job.
01:30:56.680 --> 01:30:58.637
Does his job include tracking us?
01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.280
He gave this to me as a gift.
It has a chip inside it.
01:31:03.680 --> 01:31:06.957
We need to see
the confiscated Jababian weapon.
01:31:07.040 --> 01:31:08.040
Not possible.
01:31:08.080 --> 01:31:10.037
Not possible?
I'm the senior agent on the case.
01:31:10.120 --> 01:31:11.952
Let's make it possible.
Where's the weapon?
01:31:19.320 --> 01:31:21.312
I think he's been chasing it
the entire time.
01:31:22.200 --> 01:31:25.876
- High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
- A mole for who? Where would he take it?
01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:27.000
Paris.
01:31:27.480 --> 01:31:29.039
My guess would be Paris.
01:31:29.120 --> 01:31:31.874
I knew all along that something was off.
01:31:31.960 --> 01:31:35.431
I thought he was covering for you,
but it turns out, it was him.
01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:36.795
He was hiding his own tracks.
01:31:36.880 --> 01:31:38.599
Gotta be an explanation. M, come on.
01:31:38.720 --> 01:31:40.120
- I'm coming with you.
- No, C.
01:31:40.200 --> 01:31:42.840
Hey, hey. Come on, now.
This isn't about you.
01:31:42.920 --> 01:31:44.354
I know. I agree.
01:31:44.440 --> 01:31:47.035
If it turns out what you're saying is true
01:31:47.120 --> 01:31:50.750
and word gets out that T,
the most decorated agent in MIB history,
01:31:50.840 --> 01:31:52.991
is a traitor, the agency will never recover.
01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:55.557
If we stop him, no one ever has to know.
01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:58.280
But what if you can't stop him?
Then what?
01:32:00.160 --> 01:32:02.152
Well, then tell them it was me.
01:32:02.240 --> 01:32:05.836
Tell them I was the traitor.
Trust me, the agency will believe you.
01:32:09.160 --> 01:32:10.160
You.
01:32:17.240 --> 01:32:19.471
Oh, that's right. That happened.
01:32:31.240 --> 01:32:34.153
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I'm driving.
01:32:41.560 --> 01:32:44.758
- That really should be here.
- Not in this country.
01:32:59.200 --> 01:33:01.192
There should be
a big red button somewhere.
01:33:01.280 --> 01:33:03.237
Yes! Press the red button.
01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:04.870
Found it.
01:33:24.320 --> 01:33:26.039
H, you gotta see this.
01:33:26.880 --> 01:33:29.520
A portal from Sector C
has been activated.
01:33:29.600 --> 01:33:31.956
- The Hive.
- I'm sending you backup. Out.
01:33:35.240 --> 01:33:37.630
You remember when I told you
we're in the lying business?
01:33:38.920 --> 01:33:42.152
T said that to me when he recruited me.
He said, "We have to lie to the world,
01:33:42.240 --> 01:33:43.960
which means we can never lie
to each other."
01:33:44.480 --> 01:33:46.119
I just don't believe that he has.
01:33:46.200 --> 01:33:48.920
But you can't always trust your gut, H.
01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:52.880
- Sometimes things are as they appear.
- No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.
01:33:52.960 --> 01:33:56.032
Together, with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
01:33:57.200 --> 01:33:58.350
So I've heard.
01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:35.591
- H?
- Yeah?
01:34:35.680 --> 01:34:38.957
Mind telling me one more time?
How'd you beat the Hive?
01:34:40.760 --> 01:34:43.195
It was three years ago.
High T and I went to face the Hive
01:34:43.320 --> 01:34:47.200
with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool?
01:34:47.280 --> 01:34:50.352
- Yes, but how'd you do it?
- Wait. What are you doing?
01:34:50.440 --> 01:34:52.397
- I'm curious. How'd you do it?
- I told you.
01:34:52.480 --> 01:34:54.517
- You didn't, though.
- I did a few times.
01:34:54.600 --> 01:34:57.115
Okay, High T and I went up
to face the Hive
01:34:57.200 --> 01:35:00.272
with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
01:35:06.360 --> 01:35:08.955
Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I?
01:35:09.040 --> 01:35:10.838
- Over and over.
- Word for word.
01:35:10.920 --> 01:35:13.719
Yeah... Okay, why would I be doing that?
01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:15.951
H, I don't think that you beat
the Hive that night.
01:35:17.280 --> 01:35:18.953
I think you were neuralyzed.
01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:43.519
You came to say goodbye.
01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:45.592
And you brought the lovely M.
01:35:47.240 --> 01:35:49.596
You can really feel the history here.
01:35:49.720 --> 01:35:52.315
Eiffel discovering wormholes,
01:35:52.400 --> 01:35:54.756
gangways to other civilizations,
01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:57.230
the First Alien Migration.
01:35:59.360 --> 01:36:02.398
And we made history here too,
didn't we, H?
01:36:02.960 --> 01:36:05.873
With just our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
01:36:05.960 --> 01:36:08.316
No. We didn't.
01:36:08.840 --> 01:36:11.639
The Hive wanted
the most powerful weapon in the galaxy,
01:36:11.720 --> 01:36:14.360
so you had Vungus bring it
to Men in Black.
01:36:14.440 --> 01:36:16.716
You'd wait.
When it came, you'd give it to them.
01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:20.919
My dear boy,
you were always a bright one...
01:36:21.000 --> 01:36:22.957
but there's no stopping this.
01:36:23.040 --> 01:36:26.397
With the weapon out of the way,
every planet will fall,
01:36:26.480 --> 01:36:28.199
starting with this one.
01:36:28.280 --> 01:36:29.999
Step away from the controls.
01:36:31.360 --> 01:36:32.999
You neuralyzed me.
01:36:33.080 --> 01:36:35.720
Made me a hero,
the guy that saved the world.
01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:38.553
Left alive to sell the lie.
01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:42.592
They wanted this.
01:36:44.040 --> 01:36:45.190
You were there.
01:36:47.800 --> 01:36:51.032
- You were always like a son to me.
- H?
01:36:51.120 --> 01:36:53.351
You were always like a son to me.
01:36:54.160 --> 01:36:55.674
That's not High T anymore.
01:36:55.760 --> 01:36:58.275
You were always like a son to him.
01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:15.836
Shoot it! Shoot it!
01:37:20.640 --> 01:37:22.313
My queen!
01:37:22.440 --> 01:37:23.510
I'm coming!
01:37:38.200 --> 01:37:39.873
What do we do? What do we do?
01:37:57.360 --> 01:38:00.990
I'm gonna get it back.
I know he's still in there somewhere.
01:38:02.680 --> 01:38:03.680
Hey!
01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:06.719
Hey! I know you're in there somewhere!
01:38:10.720 --> 01:38:12.439
It's me, H.
01:38:12.520 --> 01:38:15.240
Remember, you wanted me
to take your place.
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:20.710
M!
01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:27.472
The truth of the universe.
01:38:28.160 --> 01:38:30.072
I want to know how it all works.
01:38:32.000 --> 01:38:35.516
The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be.
01:38:37.120 --> 01:38:39.635
At the moment
you're supposed to be there.
01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:44.839
My queen!
01:38:51.200 --> 01:38:53.192
I'm not losing another queen.
01:39:05.120 --> 01:39:07.760
You said I was like a son to you.
01:39:09.000 --> 01:39:11.276
You were like a father to me.
01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:15.960
H.
01:39:35.440 --> 01:39:36.590
Right time...
01:39:37.680 --> 01:39:38.750
right place.
01:40:03.120 --> 01:40:04.120
Pawny?
01:40:05.320 --> 01:40:08.358
- Yeah?
- You've served your queen well.
01:40:08.480 --> 01:40:10.199
Thank you, my lady.
01:40:10.280 --> 01:40:11.714
It was my honor.
01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:51.316
So is she as tough as they say?
01:40:51.440 --> 01:40:53.033
In a word, yes.
01:40:54.680 --> 01:40:57.354
- Well, you didn't screw up.
- No, ma'am.
01:40:57.440 --> 01:40:59.909
Let's be honest, there were
a few bumps along the way,
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:01.920
- friction at the start...
- Let's not be honest.
01:41:02.000 --> 01:41:03.957
Okay. No, we did not screw up.
01:41:05.280 --> 01:41:08.591
You said there may be a problem
in London, but you knew.
01:41:08.680 --> 01:41:11.320
I hadn't trusted London branch
for some time.
01:41:11.400 --> 01:41:13.437
I never understood the reason why.
01:41:14.520 --> 01:41:16.318
T lived for this organization.
01:41:16.400 --> 01:41:18.631
He was the very best
we had to offer. He will be...
01:41:23.680 --> 01:41:24.680
missed.
01:41:28.600 --> 01:41:32.719
Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
You are no longer probationary.
01:41:35.680 --> 01:41:37.990
There you go. My work here is done, I...
01:41:38.080 --> 01:41:39.878
- You are.
- I'm sorry, what?
01:41:39.960 --> 01:41:43.920
- Probationary head of London branch.
- I'm sorry. Probationary head?
01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:48.677
It sounds like I got promoted
and demoted at the same time.
01:41:48.760 --> 01:41:51.036
No. Try and cope.
01:41:51.120 --> 01:41:53.589
Several years ago, before all this,
T mentioned to me
01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:56.434
a young, up-and-coming field agent
who had certain
01:41:56.520 --> 01:41:59.957
leadership qualities, shall we say.
Was his faith in you misplaced?
01:42:01.200 --> 01:42:04.796
No, I just think there are far more
experienced agents than myself.
01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:07.270
Yeah, there are.
But you have the full support
01:42:07.360 --> 01:42:09.750
of our senior staff
and, by the way, Agent C.
01:42:10.320 --> 01:42:11.320
Is that right?
01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:19.600
- Do I take it you accept?
- Yes.
01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:21.433
Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.
01:42:21.520 --> 01:42:23.034
You need to clear your London desk
01:42:23.120 --> 01:42:25.476
and report to MIB in New York
on Monday.
01:42:26.320 --> 01:42:27.320
New York.
01:42:29.360 --> 01:42:30.476
Thank you, Agent O.
01:42:33.480 --> 01:42:35.039
Congratulations, probie.
01:42:35.120 --> 01:42:36.713
Congratulations to you too.
01:42:41.560 --> 01:42:43.870
You'll want to brief your agents.
01:42:43.960 --> 01:42:44.960
Walk with me.
01:42:47.720 --> 01:42:50.713
So you wanted to know how it all works.
01:42:50.800 --> 01:42:52.359
Now you do.
01:42:52.440 --> 01:42:56.719
And as you will no doubt
have divined, Agent M,
01:42:57.680 --> 01:42:58.955
there's a price.
01:43:38.800 --> 01:43:39.800
Nope.
01:43:41.200 --> 01:43:43.078
Hey there. What are you doing?
01:43:43.160 --> 01:43:45.914
I told O I had to take care of
a couple things before I went back.
01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:49.994
- Yeah? What, like stealing my car?
- No, like driving it.
01:43:50.080 --> 01:43:52.675
- You're on the right side, at least.
- I'm a quick study.
01:43:52.760 --> 01:43:55.400
- Give me a lift back to London?
- Road trip.
01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:00.636
Up, up, up!
01:44:01.320 --> 01:44:03.516
Oh, God. Did not need that.
01:44:03.600 --> 01:44:05.796
Could you zap me
with that forgetting thing, please?
01:44:05.880 --> 01:44:07.553
What are you doing here, Pawny?
01:44:07.640 --> 01:44:10.314
Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
I'm your new babysitter.
01:44:10.400 --> 01:44:11.914
- He's my new what?
- Babysitter.
01:44:12.000 --> 01:44:12.911
Queen's orders.
01:44:13.000 --> 01:44:15.879
She says the chance
of your sorry ass surviving without me:
01:44:15.960 --> 01:44:18.191
- Zero.
- Okay, I did not say that...
01:44:18.280 --> 01:44:20.237
- exactly.
- She said, "Slim to zero."
01:44:20.320 --> 01:44:23.358
I rounded it down to zero
because I feel like it's zero.
01:44:23.440 --> 01:44:24.715
Consider it a parting gift.
01:44:24.800 --> 01:44:26.553
Come on. I saved the world.
01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:28.871
You couldn't tell
because you were getting choked out.
01:44:28.960 --> 01:44:30.838
- Do I even have a choice?
- No.
01:44:30.920 --> 01:44:33.594
Yes! There we go. All right.
Where's that little red button?
01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:34.680
Oh, it's right here.
01:44:36.320 --> 01:44:38.994
- I still don't like you.
- I love that option.
01:44:46.120 --> 01:44:48.510
This is a complicated piece
of machinery, so be careful.
01:44:48.600 --> 01:44:49.600
Yeah, got it.
01:44:50.120 --> 01:44:51.474
I'm gonna trust my gut.
01:44:53.120 --> 01:45:15.474
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