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- Do you...
Do you not know that your bodies
are temples of the holy spirit?
Who is in you.
Whom you have received from God.
You, you are not your own.
You were bought, you were bought at a price.
Therefore, honor God with your bodies.
There will be terrible times in the last days.
People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money.
Boastful.
Proud.
Abusive.
Treacherous, rash, conceited.
Lovers of- lovers of-
Lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God.
Having a form of Godliness but denying its power
Have nothing- have nothing to do with such people.
They are the kinds who worm their way
into homes and gain control over gullible women.
"Therefore, we will not fear,
though the earth give way
and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea,
though its waters roar and foam
and the mountains quake with their surging.
Glad the city of God,
the holy place where the Most High dwells."
"He breaks the bow and shatters the spear.
He burns the shields with fire.
For persecution or famine or nakedness or sword.
As it is written.
For your sake we face death all day long.
We are considered as sheep to be slaughtered."
Sordico, the genus purpiceps.
The dark-purplish buds on this head of wheat
are the so-called sclerotia of sordico,
from the genus purpiceps.
This indicates the beginning of the sexual stage...
Once winter is over, the sordico will sprout
to mushroom-like structures,
which will create the sexual spore stage,
which takes place throughout the spring season.
This stage will be discharged
from the fruit bodies by the fungus and dicem-
- I've got purpose, Jim, god damn it.
I've got purpose, Jim, god damn it.
I've got purpose, god damn it, Jim.
Give me...
Damn it, Jim!
Give me a fucking chance!
Damn it, Jim, give me a, give me a fu-
- After the infection takes hold,
the asexual spore stage is created.
This is called the purpolia stage,
which creates its spores in a honeydew-
- A fucking chance!
Just give me a fucking chance!
Poisoning, caused by sordico of wheat
is referred to as sordicism.
There are two types of symptoms that can occur
in cases of serious poisoning.
I've got a purpose.
Gangrenous sordicism
is common in grazing farm animals.
It causes gangrene to occur by constricting
the blood vessels that lead to the extremities.
Convulsive sordicism is characterized
by disfunction within the nervous system,
where the animal twists and contorts its body in pain.
Trembling and shaking.
Typically, when a bovid becomes infected by sordico,
it must be put down,
and the entire crops from that season destroyed.
Symptoms of gangrenous and convulsive sordicism
can occur in varying degrees in any animal or human
who has consumed sordico.
In the Middle Ages, unaware of the risks,
the common folk of Europe rarely made the effort
to remove the sordico from the wheat,
so the fungal wheat flour was often baked into the bread.
There are extensive accounts of these ignorant peasants
suffering from burning sensations in their limbs,
amputations due to gangrene,
dizziness, nausea, and,
if consumed over a long period of time, gradual insanity.
These symptoms were titled Godly flames,
as many considered them a punishment from God.
A tribulation for the sins of the people.
- Oh, shit. - What?
The fucking GPS lost service.
Did you mess with it?
What do you mean, did I mess with it?
What are you doing?
I think one of the tires is low.
- The tires don't feel low. - Just shh.
It's not supposed to lose direction
where there's no signal.
Did you touch it?
It's literally like two and a half minutes away.
I'll get us there without GPS.
That kid is staring at us.
- What kid? - On the bike.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna ask him for directions.
Sam, no.
Sam.
Hey.
Do you know how to get to Bardwells Ferry Road from here?
Hello?
Rude.
Big weirdy weirdo.
You definitely messed with the GPS.
- Tire's fine.
What?
- What just- - No idea.
No idea.
- Pardon my French,
but I didn't come all the way down here
to Albuquerque to get fucked.
To get fucked, bucko.
Hey, Jim.
Remember that night in Vegas,
when we met those two broads at Caesar's?
Well, there's something I never told you.
There's somethin'...
Hey, Jim.
I'm sorry and please pardon my French,
but I just get nervous around cool guys,
and when I got on that plane, I just-
- You hate me.
- Hm?
- I've just been crazy pre-occupied.
- It's fine.
I swear, it's fine.
I swear, I swear, I swear.
- You hate me.
- Yes.
I 100% don't hate you, it's totally fine.
We're both distracted right now.
I repulse you.
I totally get it.
- Hell of a haunch.
- Thanks to you.
- Yeah, that's what eating raw
and burning 35,000 calories a month will get you.
- Yeah, that and a stomach full of acid.
- Did you take your-
- Yes! - All right.
Ow, what the fuck, Rylie?
- Sorry!
- What the fuck? - I'm sorry!
Hello?
- Hello?
Anybody home?
- Yeah, what the-
- Shh.
Yeah, who is, who's there?
Sorry if I scared ya.
- Can we help you?
You're on my property.
- Oh, great.
- Sorry if I scared ya!
This is your property?
500 acres.
Between Cedar and Hillside.
- Oh, you're kidding.
- Nope...
Two of you in there?
Huh?
Are there two of you in there?
- Yeah?
So, do we need to pack up?
- Yeah.
- All right.
What, what's your name?
Eulis.
- What, what was that?
- Eulis!
- I, I can't-
- E-U-L-I-S.
- Oh, Eulis.
Do you know anything that might be open this late?
Like a motel or...
- Not right in town that I can think of.
There might be something further north.
Might be something further north.
- Okay.
Thanks.
- I'll come back around, next couple hours.
Make sure you're outta here.
- Yeah, we'll be out in a bit.
- Make sure to douse that fire.
- Yeah, will do!
- Get home safe.
- Yeah, thank you.
We're probably gonna have to drive out a couple miles
before we get any service,
but I think I can get us into town on my own.
- Nope.
Fucking nope.
Sam.
- Fucking nope!
- Sam!
- Did you leave the hazards on?
- Did I leave the hazards on?
Once we get to the main road that should bring us into town.
Worst case, we call AAA from there.
Be home by five AM.
As long as that's the worst case.
- Oh, that's the spirit.
I have 47% battery, how much do you have?
- 30.
- Is it on low power? - Yes.
- All other apps- - All apps are off.
Brightness all the way down?
- Whoa, what the...
- Jesus Christ.
- What the fuck?
We couldn't just do a nice day hike, nope.
- Will you just give it a rest, Sam?
Just, will you shut up?
- Excuse me? - Just shut up.
Wait.
Sam?
- It's okay, I forgive you!
- Idiot.
- Nice.
- Look. - What?
- There.
What, the light?
- No, the darkness surrounding the light.
God, come on.
- Coochie coochie coo!
- Oh, my god, Sam.
God, you're really something tonight.
- I'm something tonight?
Not to mention the five- - Shh!
- If you shush me one more- - Just shh!
- What's that smell?
- Hi! - Oh, hi there.
- Hi.
- We're so sorry to bother you.
We were just wondering if we could maybe borrow your phone?
See, we were camping a little ways in, near the wheat fields
and the land owner told us that we had to leave.
Oh, my goodness.
- Yeah, so we were all set to drive home,
and then our car wouldn't start and we weren't able
to track down any cell service.
So, we were wondering if maybe we could use your phone
to call AAA for a jump?
- Hi, I'm Sam.
- Hi, Sam.
- Should...
- Oh, please, please!
Where are my manners?
- Ah, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Hi, Sam. - Hi.
- I'm Karen. - Hi, Karen.
- AAA won't do you any good over here.
Take 'em two-three hours just to get here.
Not worth it just for a jump.
Now, my neighbor, Pete, he could be here in 30 minutes.
Settle for a T-bone steak
and a glass of milk for compensation.
Wouldn't have to spend a nickel.
- That'd be great.
- Are you sure that he's awake? It's already-
- Pete?
Karen.
I've got a sweet couple here.
Had their camping trip wrecked
by some scum sucker over by...
Did you get his name?
- Eulis.
- You-us?
- Eulis.
E-U-L-I-S.
Oh, Eulis.
You know a, a Eulis?
Eulis.
Eulis!
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I'll see you in a bit.
See ya in a bit!
And if you've got your teeth in,
I'll fix ya a cut and a fresh loaf.
All right, my dear.
- Did he say how long he might be?
- Eulis?
- Pete.
- Oh!
Pete.
- We don't wanna overstay. - Oh, please, please, please.
He shouldn't be more than 30 minutes.
Worst case, 45, since he's gettin' on.
- No, that's great, that's perfect.
Perfect.
- Again, thank you so...
- Oh, my goodness!
Where are my manners?
You two must be stravin'!
- Actually, a little.
- Actually, I think we're fine.
- Oh, you're a couple of sticks.
Come on, come on!
- Come on, Rylie.
You're a stick.
- Oh dear, oh dear.
I always overshoot at low heat.
- Is there any spinach in the house?
It gets so hot when I cook, so I leave it open.
Have a seat!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Please!
Sit down.
Have somethin' for ya in 10-15 minutes.
You like steak?
- Oh, Sam is actually off red meat as of recently, so-
- Well, I, I- - How do you like 'em?
- No, I'm sorry, he's actually off red meat.
- I had a physical a few months ago
and my cholesterol is not great.
It's 270, actually.
- Doctor suggested that I- - He can't have any red meat.
Any dairy, sugar, salt.
Maybe a little piece of chicken once a month, but that-
- A quarter chicken once a month.
He suggested- - You can't have it.
Bless you.
And I'm actually a vegan, believe it or not.
- Oh, boy.
- I take a three and a half, but an eight feels so good.
- I've gotta get 12s.
Oh, perfect.
Do you need some help?
- Where's your restroom? - What?
- Take a left out of the kitchen,
then a right before the stairs.
- So, were you at all affected by the sordico?
Karen?
Hey, Karen? - What's that, dear?
Were you affected by the sordico,
a little while back?
- The sordico?
- The cattle deaths, from the Sordico of wheat?
- Oh, right, right.
The sordico.
How do you know about all that?
- I'm getting my doctorate in botany.
I'm doing my thesis project on the resurgence
of sordico in New England crops
and their life cycle in this particular climate.
Must've really disrupted the industry over here.
At least the meat trade.
Oh, sure, sure.
We were one of the top meat and wheat farmers in the county.
Wow, really?
- Now we trade with the farmer nearby.
Our veggies for his meat and grain.
- Have you ever considered moving?
- You like cardamom?
- Love it.
Would you like me if I wore a uniform?
- Great bread.
- So, is that your daughter
in those pictures in the hall, Karen?
Sorry.
Did something happen?
I love Christmas music.
- So, is Pete pretty close, you think?
- Sam, would you like some- - Hey, Karen?
You think that Pete is pretty close?
That's 15 minutes fast.
Wouldn't say more than another 30.
He's gettin' on.
He may look like a chunky monkey now,
but he used to come in at an even 400.
- Who's that, Pete?
- Gunni.
My son.
Got kicked.
By a bull, about six months ago.
Right in the face.
Hasn't been the same.
- God, I'm sorry.
Oh.
A little butter won't hurt him.
- Thank you.
- Left, right, left, right, left, right.
- So, what do you do, Sam? - Well, I'm, uh-
- He's an actor.
Oh, really?
- Waiter/actor. - Actor/waiter.
- In between waiting jobs.
- He's just getting too many auditions.
- Can never remember the specials.
I've got the same problem with scripts.
- Well, this weekend, he's my research assistant.
Was that your bear trap out in the woods?
Hey, Karen?
Just a nib, Goon buggy.
Oh, come on, buggy boy, just a peck.
Just a peck.
Room for dessert?
Whole tray of cupcakes in the fridge.
Baked 'em yesterday!
- Oh, I'm stuffed.
- Yeah, me too, thank you.
Oh, Sam.
Tea?
Sorry again, about Pete.
He tends to fall asleep, just outta nowhere.
Even in the middle of conversations, sometimes.
- Like a narcoleptic? - Nope.
You know, we really don't mind just calling for-
- Oh and if you get a hankerin' for anything,
go back upstairs!
There's plenty of leftov-.
That's our dog, Earl.
We keep him in the barn, a little ways in.
Bad with people.
There's no, uh, online or phone service over here,
but if you're desperate,
you might try a little further in, that a way.
Cellular phone wise.
I think some sorta tower might reach there.
Oh, I think we'll be all right.
- Gunni usually sleeps down here.
I'll keep him up with me tonight.
Are you sure?
You know, maybe we should just...
Come in, come in!
Right this way.
- Sam.
- Right this way.
Got your own bathroom back there.
You even have a TV.
Think we had a couple of...
Oh!
We really appreciate your hospitality, Karen.
You've really saved our butts.
♪ Oh my honey, yes, oh my honey, yes ♪
- Yeah, really. Thank you for everything, Karen.
♪ To the leader man, rag and music man ♪
♪ Oh my honey, what, oh my honey, what ♪
- Sounds like a cricket got in.
I'll call Pete, first thing.
If he doesn't haul over in 15,
I'll snag his cables myself.
- We really appreciate it. - Yeah, thanks again, Karen.
Nighty night.
♪ Come on along. I'm goin' along ♪
♪ Let me take you by the hand
♪ Up to the man. Up to the man
- What?
Ah, shoot.
- Sam.
Sam?
Samuel.
Why are you getting dressed?
What, are you leaving?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Oh, mama.
Window cleaner!
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus.
Oh, lord.
Jesus!
Gunni.
You scared me.
You keep a secret?
I haven't had a grain of salt in more than three months.
I know.
No red meat, no pink meat.
The occasional fish.
No complex sugars.
No complex carbs.
No starches.
No high-fructose corn syrup.
No refined vegetable oil.
Or sodium benzoate.
No butane.
Did you know they put butane in chicken nuggets?
No chicken nuggets.
Whoa.
You all right?
- Dah...mah...
...Chalk.
- Das...
Mah...chalk.
- Sorry?
- My.
Chalk.
- I'm sorry, I can't...
That's magic?
- That's.
My.
Chalk!
- What?
- Yeah?
Sam?
Come on, Sam.
I swear to fucking god.
Sam, consider the consequences.
Sam!
Stop this shit or I'm breaking up with you!
Sam, I can't tell you how unfunny you are.
Come on, Sam, just tell me if it's you.
Sam?
We need to talk.
- Well, you know it's cooked, Jimbo.
It's just still in the thing.
So don't throw any stones.
I've got plenty of license here.
Or baked, or whatever.
Whatever you do, take your fucking time.
- We need to talk. - What?
God, what would you do if this place was on fire, huh?
I feel bad enough about this.
I'm serious, what would you do?
- I'd probably be quicker about-
- I don't think you would.
I really don't think you would.
They found a lump.
A what? A what?
A lump.
- Oh, cripes.
Oh, cripes.
Where?
- In your tum tum.
- Window washer.
Of course.
This is so predictable.
I have zero appetite.
- Is this place open?
- What's gonna happen to him?
- Shh!
- It's just there are moments
hanging in the ether that could be mine.
- Oh, for Christ sake.
- Oh, shoot.
It really isn't as bad as it looks,
and to be honest,
I think you're being a little bit of a Letdown Larry.
Oh, I can't talk to you right now.
- "For Chrissake.
For Christ's sake.
I've got purpose."
What a piece of shit.
I love you!
Rylie?
Karen?
Gunni?
Gunni!
Hey, Gunni, open the door!
Hey!
Gunni!
Hey!
What're you doin' out here, man?
Hey, open the door!
Hey, Gunni!
Where's your mom, bud?
Hey, Gunni, come on!
Let's go, we'll go inside!
God damn it, Gunni!
Hello?
Rylie?
Rylie!
Hello?
Come on, come on, come on.
911, what's your emergency?
Hi, yes I'm calling about a girl who's gone missing.
My girlfriend just disappeared.
We're staying with this woman- - What's the address, sir?
Yeah, I think it's, uh, it's Cormorant Way
between, um, I think
between Pleasant Street and Trouble Street, I believe.
I'm going to need an exact address, sir.
Okay, yeah, I don't know, it's a white house.
Sir, I'm gonna nee...
- Hello?
Fuck!
Do you not know that your bodies
are temples of the holy spirit?
Who is in you.
Whom you have received from God.
You.
You are not your own.
You were bought.
You were bought at a price.
Therefore, honor God with your bodies.
There will be terrible times in the last days.
People will be lovers of themselves.
Lovers of money.
Boastful.
Proud.
Abusive.
Treacherous, rash, conceited.
Lovers of, lovers of the planet rather than lovers of God.
Having a form of Godliness but denying its power
Having nothing, have nothing to do with such people.
There are kinds who worm their way
into homes and gain control over gullible women.
Rylie.
What's going on?
- Are you okay?
- Don't get up.
- Karen.
What's, what's going on?
Goodness gracious
- Karen!
- Rylie.
Sam.
We are livin' in a...
Livin' in a time of tribulation.
Eul', darnit with that!
To put it simply.
We have perverted God's divine love,
through abuse of his gifts.
We were overindulgent in God's feed,
and so he took it away.
Forcing us to seek a more immediate source,
so that he may not forsake us in the end times,
which, my babies, are nearer than you may think.
But we have been given an opportunity for absolution.
A second chance to sustain life entirely
through consumption of what we can access
of our own flesh and available earth,
so we may be judged in his image.
Now, that's what I call mercy.
So...
Came up with a sorta redemption-type program.
A rationing effort.
We've had a number of participants
over the years.
I think we've worked out all the kinks.
Just about.
This little sweetheart's been with us for a while now.
If there was ever someone who needed a good sortin'...
Quite the pig.
But from his gluttony,
we were blessed with two cheeks
and a beefy round.
He's also taught us a heck of a lot about perseverance.
And loyalty.
And now that we're done with his bottom,
we gotta take from the top.
You've probably been wonderin'
what the heck is in this thing.
This is our daughter.
- My god.
Delilah.
She's given us just about everything
she's got over the years.
A true model of self-sacrifice.
Come on, girlie.
Oh.
All right, all right.
I'm honin' in on breakfast.
Oh, okay, honey.
It's on its way, my love.
Ah, that's her language.
That blinkin'?
She's sayin' "feed me, darn it!
Feed me that's boy's sweet rear end."
Let's get this old girl fed.
Shall we?
See how you compare to Buggy Boy.
Bless us, O Lord, and these, thy gifts,
which we are about to receive from thy bounty.
Through Christ, our Lord, amen.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Slow down, darlin'.
She's like, "where the hell's this been all my life?"
Oh, mama mia!
Yum, yum, yum, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pace yourself, darlin'.
Grade-A prime cut, Samuel.
All right.
That'll do for now.
Made from all the brightest suns of the Universe.
And volumes beyond.
You better believe we're still aimin' for grand babies.
Bring some sunshine into this black world.
Goon here seems to be working with an empty cartridge.
There's another little piece here, babies.
Goon bug?
Gunni?
Gunni!
One more little piece.
Eulis here was the go-to farm vet, once upon a sometime.
He performs all our procedures.
We have a little,
little sorta security system.
- Eulis?
Eulis.
Eulis?
Eulis.
I've got money.
Money, I have got money.
- Money, money, money.
- Eulis, please.
Please, please.
Eulis, come on. - Shh, shh, shh.
Turn it up, Goon.
- Goon bug?
Eulis.
Please, Eulis, please.
This is an orbitoclast.
Wasn't an entirely unpopular way of
giving people an overhaul, at one time.
- Please, Eulis, don't do this.
I'll do anything.
Eulis, I'll do anything.
- Can't guarantee you won't try to run off.
Oh, look at Gunni there.
Sweet as a baby chipmunk, and happy, too.
Truly.
You're not gonna feel a damn thing.
Well, a little pressure, maybe.
Then it's bright eyes and sweet smile.
Not gonna make this any easier,
whippin' around, Pork Chop.
- No more strainin', Sam.
Not one more wracked nerve, darlin'.
- Eulis!
Come on!
- Bright eyes and sweet smiles.
No, no!
Bright eyes and sweet smiles.
- Shit.
- Help! - Help!
- Help!
- You shut it.
You shut it!
- Help! - Help!
You shut it, or she gets it!
Hey, fellas.
- You shut it, or she gets it.
So help me, God.
One more squeak,
and she'll pop him, right between the peepers.
Yeah, no, it's been a pretty good year.
Well, it's good to see ya. It's always good to see ya.
Yeah, yeah.
...come and check it out.
- Hey, Gunni.
Gunni.
Gunni, come on.
Gunni, take off my mask.
Gunni, go up the stairs.
Take off my mask.
Take off my mask, yeah, yeah.
Gunni, take off her mask.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's good, Gunni.
Gunni, listen to me.
Take the tape off our wrists.
Un-tape our hands.
Yeah.
Oh, my god, good.
Good, Gunni.
That's great.
Yeah.
Now, Gunni, listen to me.
Listen to me, Gunni.
Cut the tape.
Gunni, Gunni.
Look at me.
Pull out the knife and cut the tape.
Yeah.
Right here.
Good.
Yeah.
Quicker.
That's it, that's it.
Yeah.
That's good, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
That's great, Gunni.
That's a good boy.
Help her.
Help Rylie.
Get home safe.
- Take care. - Uh-huh.
- Gunni!
Go, Gunni!
- Gunni!
- Gunni, go!
- Gunni.
Drop her, darlin'.
- Gunni!
Go!
Now!
- Gunni!
Go get the truck!
Get the truck!
Gunni!
Gunni.
Calling cars four, three, two, one.
Oh.
I wanna see the bottom of that plate when I come back up.
Mm, yes.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
- "I don't know," I said.
"Stop asking me so many questions, for cripes sake."
Oh.
- "Ah, how can you tell a thing like that
about a person who's just standing around?"
I said.
- Hi, Sam.
Lunch time.
Let's start with the yuckies first, shall we?
Get those out of the way.
Open up, darlin'.
Come on.
Just like Popeye.
Oh.
Come on now, Sammy boy.
Open up, sweetie.
Come on, my love.
Just a bite to start.
Come on.
You've gotta eat or you'll turn into a stick.
Well.
We'll just get Li Li started on the goodies, then.
Here it comes.
Here it comes!
If we start with the goodies first,
you promise to eat every last leaf on that plate.
Well, let me hear "yes, mom."
Let me hear.
"Yes, mom."
- Yaaaaaaa
- Maaaaaa.
Aww.
Oh.
Tough today.
Like shoe leather.
Oh, gosh.
Oh.
See, now this bit isn't so tough.
Now, for the extra yummies.
There we go.
"Just stop Sis'," I said.
Let's take a little break from the grub.
"Just stop."
For just a tick.
That's it.
Okay, my beautiful girl.
Come here, my sweet one.
Come here, my lovely.
Yes.
There we go.
My beautiful, beautiful girl.
Just relax, babies.
Oh, just relax.
Make room for the Lord.
Breathe him in.
Do you not know that your bodies
are temples of the holy spirit?
Who is in you.
Who you have received from God.
You are not your own.
You were bought at a price.
Therefore...
Honor God with your bodies.
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