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<i>♪ Marmaduke ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Yeah, whoa ♪</i>
<i>-</i>[yawning]

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<i>-♪ Ooh! ♪</i>
-[snoring]

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<i>♪ Marmaduke ♪</i>

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Huh?

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<i>♪ La, la, Marmaduke ♪</i>

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[narrator] <i>Once upon a time,</i>
<i>there lived a very large</i>

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<i>and very sad doggy.</i>

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<i>His family got mad at him</i>
<i>just for being himself.</i>

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<i>They locked him away in a high tower</i>

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<i>just so he couldn't join</i>
<i>Billy's birthday party.</i>

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<i>No one said it was easy being a dog.</i>

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<i>♪ Big style, huge smile</i>
<i>Marmaduke ♪</i>

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You can't ban me from Billy's party.

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It won't be a party without me.

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[sighs]

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You put yourself there.

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-[bee buzzing]
-You play, you pay.

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[man] Gather round,
boys and girls, and watch this!

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[King Tut] Hmm.

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[clown chuckles]

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[humming]

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[boy cheers]

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Here's your birthday doggy.

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-[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks.
-[boy] Where's Marmaduke?

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[Billy] Uh, he's up in my room
being punished.

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[camera clicking]

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I'm having so much fun
watching your brother's lame party.

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-I know, right?
-[chuckles]

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[Billy] Let's see how high we can jump.

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[boys laughing]

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Watch this! [grunts]

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-[boys scream]
-Yay!

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Aw…

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Oh, Phil! Phil!
Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

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You know I can say your name
76,345 times in a row.

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Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil!

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[Marmaduke barking]

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-You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke.
-[barking continues]

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Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party?

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Billy, he's got to stay up there
until he learns his lesson.

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-Aw! It's not fair.
-[Phil groans]

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Phil, don't you think
you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke?

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He's gone too far, Dottie.

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Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke
in obedience school.

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[whooshes]

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-Ugh!
-Oh!

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[sighs]

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This is so unfair.

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Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog.

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<i>All dogs like to chase cats.</i>

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-[barking]
-[yowls]

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[barking]

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[Phil] Marmaduke!

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[Marmaduke] <i>No dog</i>
<i>can resist a fresh bone.</i>

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[grunts]

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-Huh?
-[Phil grunts]

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[yelps, grunts]

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Hey, you lousy mutt!

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[Marmaduke] <i>One man's trash</i>
<i>is another dog's treasure.</i>

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-Ah!
-[Phil] Marmaduke!

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[thuds]

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[Marmaduke] <i>It's Phil's favorite chair,</i>
<i>but he knows we like to wrestle over it.</i>

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[Phil growls]

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-[grunting]
-[boxing bell dings]

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-[chuckles]
-[strained] Marmaduke!

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[groaning]

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Huh?

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[whistling]

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[Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite.

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[gasps]

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Food!

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[panting, chuckling]

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-[whistling]
-[barking]

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[Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this.

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Fine. You want to play hardball?

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You got it, pal.

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-[marching band music playing]
-I will march in protest!

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-I'll call my senator!
-[drum thumping]

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I want justice, and I want it now!

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-I won't rest for one second!
-[music stops]

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Oh, look. A bed.

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[yawns]

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[thuds loudly]

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[snoring]

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[bee buzzing]

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[licks lips]

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[bell ringing]

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Here you go, sir.

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Perfect temperature.

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Just the way you like it.

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[sniffing]

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Mm-hmm!

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[slurping]

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[warbling]

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[buzzes]

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-[record scratches]
-Ah! Get away from me!

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[grunts, groans]

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[warbles, huffs angrily]

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-[buzzing]
-[panicked grunting]

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Ah! [spits]

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[gags, coughs]

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[grunting]

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-[buzzing]
-[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[groaning dizzily]

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[growls]

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Why, you dirty little--

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[grunting]

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[bee giggling]

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[giggling continues]

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Oh, you picked the wrong day,
you buzzy little--

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[growling]

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-[gasps]
-[yelps]

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[screams]

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-[grunts]
-[glass shatters]

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[yelling in slow motion]

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Oh, look. The life of the party.

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[yelling in slow motion continues]

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[boy] Whoa!

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[Barbara gasps]

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This is awesome!

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What?!

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[balloon inflates, pops]

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[screaming nervously]

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Uh-oh.

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Cannonball!

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-[woman gasps]
-[all scream]

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-[tires screech]
-[car horn beeps]

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Me-ouch?

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[burbling]

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-I hope my makeup doesn't run!
-[kids scream]

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[burbling]

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Who wants a hot…

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Diggity dang that dog!

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[burbling] Marmaduke!

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<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

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-[chomping]
<i>-♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Marmaduke ♪</i>

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This is the best party ever!

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<i>-♪ Whoa ♪</i>
-Cowabunga!

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-Mmm!
-<i>♪ Marmaduke ♪</i>

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-Wow!
-[Phil growls]

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[clown crying]

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[music fades]

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We have to do something about Marmaduke.

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Okay. I admit it.

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He's a handful.

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Maybe obedience school
isn't such a bad idea.

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[Barbara] Mom! Dad!

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Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral!

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There's over a million hits!

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[Marmaduke yelling on phone]

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-[water splashes]
-[people scream]

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Oh my!

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Definitely time to find
that obedience school.

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[Marmaduke yelling]

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-[water splashes]
-[people scream]

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[yelling]

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-[water splashes]
-[people scream]

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[yelling]

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<i>This "Pool Flop Fail" video</i>
<i>is unbelievable!</i>

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<i>That furry rebel without a clue</i>
<i>is totally out of control.</i>

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<i>A dog like this is impossible to train,</i>

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<i>even for the world's greatest dog trainer…</i>

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-Hmm.
<i>-…Guy Hilton.</i>

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<i>Guy won the last six</i>
<i>World Dog Championships in a row.</i>

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-[chuckles] Hmm?
<i>-But will not compete again</i>

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<i>until he finds a worthy challenge.</i>

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<i>Well, Guy, here it is.</i>

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<i>Train an impossible dog.</i>

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[music playing on TV]

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Impossible to train?

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Hmm.

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[TV clicks off]

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Impossible is my middle name.

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I will show the world
that I can train any dog.

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[laughing]

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[coughing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hey!

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Look at this.

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Come on.

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[Billy] Ladies and gentlemen,

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step right up to see
the Eighth Wonder of the World!

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-Marmaduke!
-[Marmaduke] Cheese.

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[teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him!

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-Next.
-[Marmaduke] Cheese!

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Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog.

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So take your pictures,
only pet him once, and--

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[Marmaduke] Cheese.

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-[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving!
-Hmm? Hmm.

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Cheese.

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[blows raspberry]

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Next.

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I don't want you drawing attention
to that embarrassing doggy flop video.

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Dad, everyone loves it.

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I can't let my son charge kids
from the neighborhood to meet our dog.

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What kinda father would that make me?

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You can have 10% of all profits.

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Uh…

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Make it 20.

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Deal.

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-[chuckles, grunting]
-Mm-hmm.

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[kids chattering]

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All right, you guys!

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Marmaduke has a conference call
with a big Hollywood producer coming up.

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So keep it moving! Next!

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[Marmaduke] I need hair
and makeup over here.

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[boy] Anybody have change for a 20?

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[Guy]<i> ♪ Oh, I want that doggy</i>
<i>Yes, right now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want that dog</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want that doggy now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous</i>
<i>Oh wow ♪</i>

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-[tires screeching]
<i>- ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪</i>

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<i>I’ll get him right now</i>

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[chuckles]<i> ♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

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[laughs]

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[thuds]

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So of all the dogs in the world,
you wanna train Marmaduke

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to become the next World Champion?

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After I won
last year's World Championship,

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I said I wouldn't train another dog
until I found a worthy challenge.

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And then…

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I saw this.

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Do you really think he's got the pedigree
and winning form of a world champion?

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[snoring] Bacon.

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Not at all.

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[lips smacking, stomach gurgles]

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-[sniffing] Hmm?
-[Guy] He's a mess.

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-[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke…
-Mmm.

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…because he's a complete mess?

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[Guy] Precisely.

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He's the challenge
that I've been looking for.

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[chomps] Huh?

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-[Guy chuckles]
-[sighs, licks lips]

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-Look.
-[chomps]

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I have black belts…

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-[chomps]
-…in multiple disciplines.

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I have a PhD in animal training technology
and hold 33 patents.

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I am also the only person
to ever win the World Dog Championship

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six times in a row.

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I can turn your dog into a champion.

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[pants, slurps]

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What? Huh?

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[gulps]

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[whimpers, stomach gurgles]

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It would be nice for Marmaduke
to learn how to obey the rules, but…

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[sighs] …this sounds a little extreme.

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The winning dog receives the title
of World Champion,

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but, more importantly,
you'll earn the respect…

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-[yawns]
-…of the entire dog-loving world.

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And

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the winner receives one million dollars.

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[cash register dings]

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-We're in!
-We'll think about it.

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Every dog just needs the proper training
to bring out their inner champion.

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Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer.

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He's quite sensitive.

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There's a champion inside Marmaduke.

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It's just covered up in

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that.

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[snoring]

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French…

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[yawns]

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…poodles. [smacks lips]

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We have a deal.

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Great.

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[Guy] Training starts tomorrow.

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[chuckles]

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It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton.

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And you are about to show the world
just how hungry you are.

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[chuckles]

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-[tires screeching]
-[Guy laughing manically]

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[coughing]

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-[spurs clinking]
-[Western music playing]

00:11:52.041 --> 00:11:56.000
Sure could use my trusty steed
to track down Black Bart.

00:11:56.083 --> 00:11:57.000
Yeehaw!

00:11:59.583 --> 00:12:00.458
[grunts]

00:12:00.541 --> 00:12:02.750
And Black Bart's getting away!

00:12:02.833 --> 00:12:07.000
[King Tut] Here we go again.
The good, the bad, and the clueless.

00:12:07.083 --> 00:12:07.916
[warbles]

00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.666
Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em!

00:12:09.750 --> 00:12:12.625
-Woo-hoo! Yeehaw!
-Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw!

00:12:12.708 --> 00:12:14.041
[struggles, yelps]

00:12:14.125 --> 00:12:15.875
[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!

00:12:16.500 --> 00:12:18.000
[Billy] Yeah! Let's get him!

00:12:18.083 --> 00:12:19.666
-Woo-hoo! Oh!
-[horse whinnies]

00:12:20.166 --> 00:12:23.000
-[Billy laughing] Yeehaw!
-[Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table.

00:12:23.083 --> 00:12:24.541
-[King Tut] Oh!
-[grunts]

00:12:24.625 --> 00:12:26.916
-Yippee! Get him! Get him!
-Sorry, chair.

00:12:27.958 --> 00:12:28.833
Aah! [gasps]

00:12:28.916 --> 00:12:31.250
-[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy!
-[horse neighs]

00:12:31.333 --> 00:12:33.458
[groaning]

00:12:34.458 --> 00:12:35.541
Oh…

00:12:35.625 --> 00:12:38.625
Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs]

00:12:38.708 --> 00:12:40.791
[Marmaduke] Hey,
that doormat looks like Phil.

00:12:40.875 --> 00:12:42.500
-[groans]
-[barking]

00:12:42.583 --> 00:12:46.916
[tranquil music playing]

00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:50.000
Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke.

00:12:50.083 --> 00:12:53.250
You are simply… dog.

00:12:53.333 --> 00:12:56.083
Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag!

00:12:56.166 --> 00:12:58.833
You will stop all bad habits.

00:12:58.916 --> 00:13:01.666
[groans] This is messed up.

00:13:01.750 --> 00:13:05.916
It’s time you forget
everything you've ever known.

00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.750
Okay, crazy man.

00:13:08.833 --> 00:13:09.833
[dramatic music plays]

00:13:09.916 --> 00:13:12.833
You must earn
the right to get your name back.

00:13:12.916 --> 00:13:14.208
To become a champion,

00:13:14.291 --> 00:13:19.166
you must become strong enough
to do the impossible!

00:13:19.250 --> 00:13:21.416
Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough.

00:13:21.500 --> 00:13:22.416
I'm outa here.

00:13:22.500 --> 00:13:25.791
There's a stack of French toast with
Billy's name on it that I'm about to--

00:13:25.875 --> 00:13:27.750
-[Guy grunts]
-[Marmaduke] Whoa!

00:13:27.833 --> 00:13:29.875
Okay, that was cool.

00:13:29.958 --> 00:13:32.500
You will leave when I tell you.

00:13:33.291 --> 00:13:36.125
If you don't get out of my way,
I'm gonna have to unleash

00:13:36.208 --> 00:13:38.041
-thunder!
-[thunder rumbles]

00:13:38.125 --> 00:13:40.041
-Lightning!
-[lightning crackles]

00:13:40.125 --> 00:13:41.500
-Tornado!
-[wind blusters]

00:13:41.583 --> 00:13:43.166
-And Puddin'.
-[paw warbles]

00:13:43.250 --> 00:13:45.375
Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter.

00:13:46.250 --> 00:13:47.583
As you wish.

00:13:47.666 --> 00:13:49.416
[tense music playing]

00:13:49.500 --> 00:13:52.333
[low growling]

00:14:01.166 --> 00:14:04.000
You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'.

00:14:04.083 --> 00:14:05.041
[high-pitched] Huh?

00:14:05.666 --> 00:14:06.500
[whimpers]

00:14:08.166 --> 00:14:09.125
[growls]

00:14:11.333 --> 00:14:12.458
[grunts]

00:14:12.541 --> 00:14:13.500
[grunts]

00:14:16.041 --> 00:14:16.875
Ha!

00:14:17.416 --> 00:14:18.250
[shouts]

00:14:18.791 --> 00:14:20.000
[exclaims nervously]

00:14:20.083 --> 00:14:21.750
[grunting]

00:14:21.833 --> 00:14:25.333
[groaning in slow motion]

00:14:25.416 --> 00:14:28.291
[exclaiming in slow motion]

00:14:29.625 --> 00:14:31.958
[grunting]

00:14:33.166 --> 00:14:35.208
Yech. Oh! That's so vile.

00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:36.916
[shuddering]

00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:38.166
Gross.

00:14:40.125 --> 00:14:43.250
[grunts] You can't push me around, jerk!

00:14:45.166 --> 00:14:46.166
[chuckles]

00:14:52.208 --> 00:14:53.750
[growls]

00:14:54.833 --> 00:14:56.000
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

00:14:56.083 --> 00:14:56.916
[grunts]

00:14:57.000 --> 00:14:59.083
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé!

00:14:59.166 --> 00:15:01.083
[snorting]

00:15:01.750 --> 00:15:02.583
[grunts]

00:15:06.250 --> 00:15:07.208
[grunts]

00:15:07.291 --> 00:15:08.750
[smacking, grunting]

00:15:09.583 --> 00:15:10.916
[groans, screams]

00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:14.875
[screaming continues]

00:15:15.916 --> 00:15:16.958
So…

00:15:17.041 --> 00:15:18.250
[groans]

00:15:18.333 --> 00:15:19.625
…many…

00:15:19.708 --> 00:15:20.541
[groans]

00:15:20.625 --> 00:15:22.416
…ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…

00:15:23.041 --> 00:15:23.958
branches!

00:15:24.958 --> 00:15:25.875
Ow…

00:15:26.833 --> 00:15:28.000
[grunts]

00:15:28.750 --> 00:15:29.916
[chuckles]

00:15:31.750 --> 00:15:32.583
Ow.

00:15:33.791 --> 00:15:35.166
This ain't over.

00:15:35.250 --> 00:15:36.750
As you insist.

00:15:37.833 --> 00:15:39.375
[whooshing]

00:15:40.291 --> 00:15:41.125
Hmm?

00:15:41.625 --> 00:15:42.458
[grunts]

00:15:43.666 --> 00:15:46.416
Aah!

00:15:46.500 --> 00:15:48.708
-Huh? [grunting]
-[smacking]

00:15:49.250 --> 00:15:50.166
-[pops]
-Wh… Whoa!

00:15:51.583 --> 00:15:53.000
What was that?

00:15:53.666 --> 00:15:57.166
You must be prepared
for any and all situations.

00:15:57.250 --> 00:16:00.750
Like the kick…
[whispering] …that isn't there.

00:16:00.833 --> 00:16:04.166
Whoa! "The kick that isn't there."

00:16:04.250 --> 00:16:05.625
That's enough for today.

00:16:06.375 --> 00:16:08.916
The real work begins tomorrow.

00:16:09.583 --> 00:16:11.875
Wait! We just started training.

00:16:11.958 --> 00:16:13.541
You have to show me that trick.

00:16:14.083 --> 00:16:18.875
[grunting]

00:16:20.208 --> 00:16:21.041
[grunts, yelps]

00:16:21.125 --> 00:16:22.000
[groans]

00:16:22.083 --> 00:16:23.000
[twitching]

00:16:26.166 --> 00:16:28.041
[exhales]

00:16:28.125 --> 00:16:29.875
-[groans]
-[Western music playing]

00:16:30.583 --> 00:16:32.500
[Billy] There's my trusty steed.

00:16:32.583 --> 00:16:35.666
I heard Black Bart's been rustlin'
around these parts.

00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:43.291
[groans] Training is so tiring.

00:16:43.375 --> 00:16:44.208
Ugh…

00:16:44.291 --> 00:16:45.541
[exhales, yawns]

00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:51.958
[gasps, whimpers]

00:16:52.041 --> 00:16:53.000
Aw.

00:16:53.083 --> 00:16:56.083
You know I can't say no
when you do that face.

00:16:56.166 --> 00:16:57.958
[panting]

00:16:58.833 --> 00:17:00.708
[in Southern accent] Hop on, partner.

00:17:00.791 --> 00:17:03.000
-[neighs]
-Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em!

00:17:03.541 --> 00:17:05.458
-[grunts] Boy howdy!
-[gasps]

00:17:05.958 --> 00:17:08.708
-[Marmaduke] Huh?
-Dad! What are you doing?

00:17:08.791 --> 00:17:12.083
Marmaduke doesn't have time
to play cowboy. He's in training.

00:17:12.166 --> 00:17:14.500
But I hardly even saw him today.

00:17:15.125 --> 00:17:18.208
That's because he's working very hard
to get ready for the dog show.

00:17:18.291 --> 00:17:21.375
Who cares about some stupid dog show?

00:17:22.875 --> 00:17:24.000
Billy?

00:17:24.083 --> 00:17:24.916
[Phil] Hmm.

00:17:25.958 --> 00:17:28.458
Billy will be fine. Come on, boy.

00:17:30.375 --> 00:17:31.291
It's all yours.

00:17:33.458 --> 00:17:34.291
Hmm?

00:17:34.791 --> 00:17:38.750
Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump
for the couch and have that big fight

00:17:38.833 --> 00:17:40.541
that ends in manly bear hugs.

00:17:40.625 --> 00:17:43.291
[grunting]

00:17:43.375 --> 00:17:46.125
Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day.

00:17:48.541 --> 00:17:49.375
Hmm…

00:17:50.250 --> 00:17:52.750
You're just gonna let me have it.

00:17:54.208 --> 00:17:55.583
[groans]

00:17:56.208 --> 00:17:57.833
[melancholy music playing]

00:17:58.875 --> 00:17:59.791
Mmm!

00:17:59.875 --> 00:18:02.416
[sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm.

00:18:02.500 --> 00:18:03.500
[pants, chomps]

00:18:03.583 --> 00:18:04.708
[electricity buzzes]

00:18:04.791 --> 00:18:07.541
[screaming, grunting]

00:18:09.500 --> 00:18:10.833
-[grunts]
-[glass shatters]

00:18:11.916 --> 00:18:13.416
[groans]

00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:15.291
[sighs]

00:18:17.708 --> 00:18:18.541
Huh?

00:18:18.625 --> 00:18:20.541
[sentimental music playing]

00:18:20.625 --> 00:18:22.041
[Marmaduke whines softly]

00:18:27.916 --> 00:18:29.666
[groans]

00:18:30.958 --> 00:18:34.583
[Marmaduke snoring]

00:18:34.666 --> 00:18:37.083
[Marmaduke] Man, what do you have
against sleep?

00:18:37.166 --> 00:18:38.291
[grunting]

00:18:38.375 --> 00:18:39.208
Hey!

00:18:39.291 --> 00:18:40.750
[Guy straining]

00:18:40.833 --> 00:18:42.583
[Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep!

00:18:42.666 --> 00:18:45.208
[Guy grunting]

00:18:46.375 --> 00:18:49.666
With the help
of my newest robotech training system,

00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:52.208
I will turn you into a champion.

00:18:52.291 --> 00:18:55.875
You will learn the proper way
to stand and walk

00:18:55.958 --> 00:18:59.458
and learn to control your impulse to eat.

00:18:59.541 --> 00:19:00.875
Is it already lunchtime?

00:19:00.958 --> 00:19:03.333
[Guy] And you will train
on different obstacles

00:19:03.416 --> 00:19:06.250
until you have the speed
and agility of a champion.

00:19:06.333 --> 00:19:07.750
What about the kick?

00:19:09.166 --> 00:19:10.083
Let's begin.

00:19:10.875 --> 00:19:12.291
Follow the pose.

00:19:14.083 --> 00:19:14.916
Huh?

00:19:15.750 --> 00:19:16.583
Oh!

00:19:17.500 --> 00:19:18.500
[quavers]

00:19:18.583 --> 00:19:19.416
[grunts]

00:19:20.750 --> 00:19:21.583
[sighs]

00:19:25.250 --> 00:19:27.958
[Guy] You must control
your impulse to eat.

00:19:28.041 --> 00:19:28.875
[Marmaduke] Hmm?

00:19:31.416 --> 00:19:32.416
[licks lips]

00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:33.416
[panting]

00:19:34.125 --> 00:19:36.291
-[metal clangs, warbles]
-[shouts, grunts]

00:19:38.791 --> 00:19:40.000
[Guy] Through the poles.

00:19:40.791 --> 00:19:41.625
Quickly!

00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:44.750
[grunting]

00:19:45.416 --> 00:19:47.166
Whoa!

00:19:47.250 --> 00:19:49.625
I'm too cute to die!

00:19:50.250 --> 00:19:51.500
[grunts, groans]

00:19:51.583 --> 00:19:53.000
Ahh! Ugh! Ahh!

00:19:53.083 --> 00:19:54.000
[groans]

00:19:54.583 --> 00:19:56.041
[snoring]

00:19:56.125 --> 00:19:58.916
[Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason
to start so early.

00:20:00.666 --> 00:20:02.041
[Guy and Marmaduke grunt]

00:20:02.125 --> 00:20:04.916
-[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up.
-[Guy straining]

00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:06.083
[Marmaduke] Come on!

00:20:08.833 --> 00:20:09.666
[grunts]

00:20:09.750 --> 00:20:11.041
[groans]

00:20:15.458 --> 00:20:16.666
Jump through the rings!

00:20:17.458 --> 00:20:18.291
Oh…

00:20:19.333 --> 00:20:21.291
[Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt!

00:20:21.833 --> 00:20:23.625
Whoa! [grunts]

00:20:23.708 --> 00:20:24.708
-[metal clangs]
-Oof!

00:20:25.916 --> 00:20:27.250
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]

00:20:28.041 --> 00:20:30.625
[grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

00:20:30.708 --> 00:20:31.666
[grunts, thuds]

00:20:33.166 --> 00:20:34.000
[slurps]

00:20:37.666 --> 00:20:38.500
-[clangs]
-Oh!

00:20:39.250 --> 00:20:40.708
Follow my movements.

00:20:42.333 --> 00:20:45.291
Kick time, all right.
[chuckles mischievously]

00:20:50.166 --> 00:20:51.000
[grunts]

00:20:52.166 --> 00:20:53.833
[grunts, groans]

00:20:53.916 --> 00:20:55.375
-[whines]
-[sighs]

00:20:56.166 --> 00:20:58.375
[intense music playing]

00:21:00.250 --> 00:21:01.958
-[gasps softly]
-[Guy] Go!

00:21:03.166 --> 00:21:05.875
[Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this?
I'm gonna get chopped in half!

00:21:06.541 --> 00:21:07.875
[screams, groans]

00:21:07.958 --> 00:21:10.208
[groaning]

00:21:11.583 --> 00:21:14.833
-[grunts]
-[accordion squeaking]

00:21:14.916 --> 00:21:15.750
-[pops]
-[grunts]

00:21:15.833 --> 00:21:17.625
[groans]

00:21:18.750 --> 00:21:21.916
[thudding]

00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:23.000
What?

00:21:23.083 --> 00:21:25.291
[thudding continues]

00:21:25.375 --> 00:21:26.375
Yikes!

00:21:28.875 --> 00:21:33.791
[screaming in slow motion]

00:21:33.875 --> 00:21:34.708
Shark!

00:21:35.208 --> 00:21:36.958
-Ow!
-[alarm clock beeping]

00:21:37.041 --> 00:21:37.958
I… I'm alive.

00:21:38.625 --> 00:21:39.708
I'm alive!

00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:41.583
[beeping stops]

00:21:42.750 --> 00:21:44.250
[dramatic music playing]

00:21:46.708 --> 00:21:48.375
[metal clangs, warbles]

00:21:49.708 --> 00:21:50.916
[crashes]

00:21:52.958 --> 00:21:53.791
[clanks]

00:22:15.833 --> 00:22:16.958
[beeps, stops]

00:22:18.833 --> 00:22:21.625
[dramatic music continues]

00:22:22.416 --> 00:22:24.500
-[Guy yelps]
-Let's do this, Guy.

00:22:37.083 --> 00:22:37.916
[oven dings]

00:22:39.791 --> 00:22:40.625
Brr!

00:22:40.708 --> 00:22:41.541
No!

00:22:48.791 --> 00:22:49.708
[Guy] Go!

00:22:50.666 --> 00:22:53.875
-[grunts]
-Let's see how well you play with fire.

00:22:55.541 --> 00:22:56.375
[growls]

00:22:57.083 --> 00:22:57.916
[grunts]

00:23:04.083 --> 00:23:05.083
[grunts] Nailed it!

00:23:06.041 --> 00:23:07.208
[record scratches]

00:23:07.291 --> 00:23:10.291
We did it! We did it!
[laughs gleefully] We did it!

00:23:10.375 --> 00:23:11.541
Oh, we did it!

00:23:11.625 --> 00:23:13.916
[giggles] Ooh! Yes!

00:23:14.708 --> 00:23:15.708
[sizzling]

00:23:15.791 --> 00:23:16.958
[sniffing]

00:23:17.708 --> 00:23:22.666
[screams, blowing]

00:23:25.083 --> 00:23:27.541
You are no longer dog.

00:23:27.625 --> 00:23:30.208
You are Marmaduke.

00:23:32.416 --> 00:23:34.375
And you're no longer guy.

00:23:34.458 --> 00:23:38.208
You're Guy, you know?
With, like, a capital <i>G.</i>

00:23:42.333 --> 00:23:43.875
[hesitates] I love you, man.

00:23:45.875 --> 00:23:46.916
[Guy] Aw.

00:23:48.291 --> 00:23:49.125
[chuckles]

00:23:51.333 --> 00:23:55.333
Tomorrow, you enter
your first competition.

00:24:03.708 --> 00:24:08.291
[upbeat music playing]

00:24:09.250 --> 00:24:11.750
[Barbara] Why is Dad
out shopping for a new car?

00:24:11.833 --> 00:24:15.458
Because he thinks
Marmaduke is gonna make us rich.

00:24:15.541 --> 00:24:18.458
Billy, stop saying true things
about your father.

00:24:18.541 --> 00:24:21.750
Why? All he cares about
is the prize money.

00:24:21.833 --> 00:24:23.916
Yeah, what a jerk.

00:24:26.291 --> 00:24:28.375
Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony?

00:24:29.833 --> 00:24:31.250
We'll see, honey. [chuckles]

00:24:32.291 --> 00:24:33.208
Hmm…

00:24:33.291 --> 00:24:36.166
[announcer]<i> Welcome to</i>
<i>the County Dog Show!</i>

00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:41.166
<i>And now, I'd like to introduce</i>
<i>Henri and Philippe!</i>

00:24:41.250 --> 00:24:42.083
[applauding]

00:24:42.166 --> 00:24:45.291
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

00:24:45.375 --> 00:24:48.083
the dog you've all been waiting for.

00:24:48.166 --> 00:24:51.000
-It is Zeus!
-[audience cheering]

00:24:57.708 --> 00:24:59.041
[audience gasps]

00:25:01.041 --> 00:25:01.875
[Billy] Ahh!

00:25:02.458 --> 00:25:03.291
Oh!

00:25:06.208 --> 00:25:08.291
Come on, people. Don't be shy.

00:25:08.791 --> 00:25:13.958
Come on up and take a close look
at the future World Champion.

00:25:14.041 --> 00:25:16.791
-[chuckles]
-[cheering]

00:25:18.625 --> 00:25:19.541
Oh!

00:25:20.250 --> 00:25:22.958
He shimmers like gold!

00:25:25.291 --> 00:25:29.708
Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo
makes Zeus's hair, no?

00:25:31.458 --> 00:25:35.583
That is the best-looking dog
I've ever seen!

00:25:35.666 --> 00:25:38.125
That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah!

00:25:41.500 --> 00:25:43.541
Okay, that's the fur.

00:25:43.625 --> 00:25:44.958
That is the fur.

00:25:45.458 --> 00:25:46.541
[groans]

00:25:46.625 --> 00:25:49.500
Aw. Looks aren't everything.

00:25:49.583 --> 00:25:50.583
Aw, thanks, buddy.

00:25:50.666 --> 00:25:52.458
[Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here!

00:25:53.916 --> 00:25:55.875
Wait, what's that supposed to mean?

00:25:56.750 --> 00:26:01.333
And don't forget to take advantage of
our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo.

00:26:01.875 --> 00:26:04.708
Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream…

00:26:04.791 --> 00:26:07.041
-[Philippe chuckles]
-…like the Zeus.

00:26:07.750 --> 00:26:10.208
-No wonder he's so shiny.
-Billy, look.

00:26:10.291 --> 00:26:14.041
[Marmaduke] He uses
name-brand shampoo. I use soap.

00:26:14.125 --> 00:26:15.416
Dish soap.

00:26:16.416 --> 00:26:18.916
Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo?

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:21.791
Don't be silly.

00:26:22.375 --> 00:26:25.000
You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles]

00:26:26.541 --> 00:26:28.166
-[gasps]
-[cash register dings]

00:26:28.250 --> 00:26:29.625
It's too expensive.

00:26:31.375 --> 00:26:35.416
Zeus is so, so special. [giggles]

00:26:36.083 --> 00:26:37.041
Hmm.

00:26:37.125 --> 00:26:39.500
[sarcastically] So, so special. Right.

00:26:39.583 --> 00:26:41.541
Yes. Please. Okay.

00:26:41.625 --> 00:26:47.041
Come out to the big show
and see the next World Dog Champion!

00:26:47.125 --> 00:26:48.166
[cheering]

00:26:48.250 --> 00:26:50.041
[Henri and Philippe] Zeus!

00:26:50.125 --> 00:26:51.125
[cheering continues]

00:26:51.208 --> 00:26:56.083
And don't forget to take advantage of our
two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo!

00:26:56.166 --> 00:26:58.458
Handmade by me and my brother.

00:26:58.541 --> 00:26:59.375
[chuckles]

00:27:00.125 --> 00:27:02.083
Oh! Zeus.

00:27:02.875 --> 00:27:05.166
I'm so happy to be-- [grunts]

00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:06.458
Sorry.

00:27:06.541 --> 00:27:07.375
[shudders]

00:27:09.375 --> 00:27:12.291
Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag?

00:27:12.916 --> 00:27:16.791
Or did you just want to see
what a champion looks like up close?

00:27:16.875 --> 00:27:19.708
You know what?
I'm gonna be a champion too.

00:27:20.291 --> 00:27:21.708
[laughing]

00:27:21.791 --> 00:27:27.166
Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be
the next World Champion.

00:27:27.250 --> 00:27:31.416
Second of all,
the only thing you're going to win is

00:27:31.500 --> 00:27:35.083
total humiliation for you and your family.

00:27:35.625 --> 00:27:36.625
[grumbles]

00:27:37.916 --> 00:27:39.125
-[roars]
-[gasps, shouts]

00:27:39.708 --> 00:27:42.166
-Oh!
-[laughs] Psych.

00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:43.833
[groans]

00:27:43.916 --> 00:27:44.791
Huh?

00:27:44.875 --> 00:27:46.166
[Guy chuckles]

00:27:46.250 --> 00:27:48.000
Congratulations, Marmaduke.

00:27:48.083 --> 00:27:50.791
You're all signed up
for your first dog show.

00:27:50.875 --> 00:27:51.708
Guy?

00:27:52.833 --> 00:27:53.666
Oh!

00:27:53.750 --> 00:27:56.166
Who's this pretty princess?

00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:59.000
[scoffs] See ya later, loser.

00:27:59.583 --> 00:28:00.416
Humph.

00:28:01.125 --> 00:28:02.666
Ugh. Ooh.

00:28:03.708 --> 00:28:07.208
Oh, I hope this disguise works
and no one recognizes me.

00:28:07.291 --> 00:28:09.750
Come on, we have to get ready
for the competition.

00:28:10.250 --> 00:28:12.208
[upbeat music playing]

00:28:13.375 --> 00:28:15.000
[urinating]

00:28:17.458 --> 00:28:20.625
Today, you'll show them all
that you are a champion.

00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:25.041
Showtime.

00:28:25.125 --> 00:28:26.125
[Marmaduke] Wow.

00:28:36.416 --> 00:28:38.291
-Hmm?
-Hi, pal.

00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:40.041
Hi.

00:28:41.375 --> 00:28:44.750
So many new friends to talk to.

00:28:44.833 --> 00:28:45.708
Yay!

00:28:45.791 --> 00:28:47.791
Ah. Here we are.

00:28:47.875 --> 00:28:49.125
Wow.

00:28:49.208 --> 00:28:50.708
This is all for me?

00:28:50.791 --> 00:28:52.458
You belong here.

00:28:53.041 --> 00:28:55.791
-You have to believe you're a winner.
-Huh? [grunts]

00:28:55.875 --> 00:28:57.750
So start acting like one.

00:28:58.375 --> 00:29:00.166
[muffled] Okey dokey.

00:29:00.250 --> 00:29:03.625
-[warbles]
-Stay put while I find out when we're up.

00:29:04.750 --> 00:29:05.583
Okay.

00:29:05.666 --> 00:29:07.541
Believe you're a winner.

00:29:07.625 --> 00:29:09.208
Got it. No problem.

00:29:09.291 --> 00:29:11.791
I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner.

00:29:11.875 --> 00:29:13.375
-[dog gasps] Zeus.
-Huh?

00:29:13.458 --> 00:29:17.166
-[triumphant music playing]
-[woman squeals] Zeus!

00:29:19.500 --> 00:29:21.458
Oh no. Zeus!

00:29:21.541 --> 00:29:22.916
Okay, okay. Act cool.

00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:25.083
Just ignore him, and he won't bother you.

00:29:26.166 --> 00:29:28.416
Oh, Zeus. Zeus!

00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:31.291
-It was so great to meet you earlier.
-[sighs]

00:29:31.375 --> 00:29:32.375
[grunts]

00:29:32.458 --> 00:29:33.666
[quavering]

00:29:33.750 --> 00:29:35.083
-[Zeus chuckles]
-[grunts]

00:29:35.166 --> 00:29:41.333
Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize
for how I acted earlier.

00:29:41.416 --> 00:29:42.916
Whatever, Zeus.

00:29:44.416 --> 00:29:46.750
But did… did… did you just apologize?

00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:48.458
Yeah, man.

00:29:48.541 --> 00:29:52.875
I spent the whole day on that lousy stage
taking pictures and…

00:29:53.750 --> 00:29:55.500
-I just lost it.
-[woman] Oh! Oh no!

00:29:55.583 --> 00:29:58.666
Us show dogs have to
stick together, bro-bro.

00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:00.583
[woman] No, boy! Oh, stop!

00:30:00.666 --> 00:30:04.125
[hesitantly] Okay, bro-bro.

00:30:04.208 --> 00:30:08.666
I can tell I need to earn your trust.
Let me show you something.

00:30:11.833 --> 00:30:14.958
Now, there's a well-known secret
about every single dog show.

00:30:16.125 --> 00:30:16.958
Follow me.

00:30:20.958 --> 00:30:24.250
Nobody comes here for
stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons.

00:30:24.333 --> 00:30:26.958
-Huh?
-We come here for…

00:30:29.125 --> 00:30:30.666
the food!

00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:33.416
[Marmaduke] It's… it's a…
I don't… I can't…

00:30:33.500 --> 00:30:34.916
I… I want… I…

00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:36.291
I need…

00:30:36.375 --> 00:30:38.833
There's… there's so much food!

00:30:39.416 --> 00:30:41.041
[Zeus] You okay, buddy?

00:30:41.125 --> 00:30:44.375
Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay.
Just… just gimme a sec, all right?

00:30:44.458 --> 00:30:45.625
It's so beautiful.

00:30:45.708 --> 00:30:47.291
Go on. Dive in.

00:30:48.625 --> 00:30:52.250
But we're not supposed to eat a large meal
before a competition.

00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:58.083
A large meal before a competition
is exactly what you need.

00:30:58.166 --> 00:31:00.458
We don't have much time, so dig in.

00:31:01.166 --> 00:31:02.541
[chewing] Mmm. Mmm.

00:31:02.625 --> 00:31:04.125
Okay, I'm in.

00:31:04.625 --> 00:31:06.750
But just a tiny taste. [exhales]

00:31:08.500 --> 00:31:11.041
I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups.

00:31:11.125 --> 00:31:12.791
I'll see you in five.

00:31:12.875 --> 00:31:14.625
-See ya.
-[saliva dripping]

00:31:14.708 --> 00:31:15.833
[chuckles menacingly]

00:31:15.916 --> 00:31:17.208
[crowd cheering]

00:31:17.291 --> 00:31:20.458
[announcer] <i>All contestants</i>
<i>please report to the main stage.</i>

00:31:21.083 --> 00:31:22.958
The show is finally starting!

00:31:23.041 --> 00:31:24.041
[laughs gleefully]

00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.375
-Where the…
-[barks]

00:31:26.458 --> 00:31:27.583
-…is Marmaduke?

00:31:28.458 --> 00:31:30.833
[Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat.

00:31:30.916 --> 00:31:32.875
So happy.

00:31:32.958 --> 00:31:33.958
[belches]

00:31:34.041 --> 00:31:36.041
[groans, belches]

00:31:36.625 --> 00:31:40.125
[announcer] <i>All contestants</i>
<i>please report to the main stage.</i>

00:31:40.958 --> 00:31:42.458
[groans]

00:31:43.041 --> 00:31:45.000
-[stomach gurgles]
-[groaning continues]

00:31:45.083 --> 00:31:45.916
[sighs]

00:31:46.833 --> 00:31:50.875
[straining, groaning]

00:31:51.875 --> 00:31:54.708
-Whoa! [grunts]
-[dishes clattering]

00:31:54.791 --> 00:31:56.458
Okay, gotta get up.

00:31:56.541 --> 00:31:57.375
[strains]

00:31:57.458 --> 00:31:59.500
[grunting]

00:31:59.583 --> 00:32:02.250
-[sighs, groans]
-[stomach sloshes]

00:32:03.250 --> 00:32:04.750
Did my legs shrink?

00:32:05.833 --> 00:32:06.708
[grunts]

00:32:06.791 --> 00:32:09.291
[announcer] <i>The dog show competition</i>
<i>is starting.</i>

00:32:09.375 --> 00:32:11.333
<i>All contestants must get ready.</i>

00:32:11.416 --> 00:32:13.875
[groaning] I can't believe
I ate the whole thing.

00:32:14.750 --> 00:32:16.125
[straining]

00:32:16.208 --> 00:32:18.416
[grunting]

00:32:18.500 --> 00:32:20.791
[straining]

00:32:20.875 --> 00:32:22.583
-[legs warbling]
-[panting]

00:32:22.666 --> 00:32:24.583
[inhales sharply]

00:32:24.666 --> 00:32:25.791
[farts]

00:32:25.875 --> 00:32:27.833
[exhales] Okay.

00:32:27.916 --> 00:32:31.000
[crowd cheering]

00:32:31.083 --> 00:32:32.833
[announcer]<i> Bring out the dogs!</i>

00:32:33.416 --> 00:32:35.333
Yay! Here they come!

00:32:35.416 --> 00:32:36.708
[Guy] Ugh.

00:32:38.291 --> 00:32:40.333
Where is that… [sighs]

00:32:40.416 --> 00:32:42.125
Oh! Where have you been?

00:32:42.208 --> 00:32:44.541
Don't worry.
I was just checking my blood sugar.

00:32:44.625 --> 00:32:45.458
[burps]

00:32:45.541 --> 00:32:46.916
[coughing]

00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:49.166
What is that smell?!

00:32:49.250 --> 00:32:50.208
[clears throat]

00:32:50.291 --> 00:32:53.250
Now, remember, float around the perimeter.

00:32:53.333 --> 00:32:55.333
[crowd cheering]

00:33:00.583 --> 00:33:02.375
[Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke!

00:33:02.958 --> 00:33:05.375
[Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating.

00:33:11.500 --> 00:33:13.541
[woman] Go! Go! Yes!

00:33:13.625 --> 00:33:15.541
[cheering continues]

00:33:15.625 --> 00:33:17.458
[Marmaduke] See? We're good.

00:33:18.291 --> 00:33:21.250
Easy peasy, lemon--

00:33:21.333 --> 00:33:23.375
-[grunts]
-[stomach gurgles]

00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:25.875
Uh-oh.

00:33:26.375 --> 00:33:27.750
[gurgling]

00:33:28.708 --> 00:33:30.083
-[thuds]
-[legs quaver]

00:33:30.666 --> 00:33:32.416
-[farts]
-What are you doing?

00:33:32.500 --> 00:33:34.250
[groaning] I gotta go!

00:33:34.333 --> 00:33:35.666
-[farts]
-[sniffs]

00:33:35.750 --> 00:33:36.666
Blech!

00:33:36.750 --> 00:33:41.000
That's it. I'm never smelling
a dog's rear end again.

00:33:41.083 --> 00:33:44.958
What happened to you?
Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp?

00:33:45.041 --> 00:33:46.875
What's going on?!

00:33:46.958 --> 00:33:47.791
Whoa!

00:33:47.875 --> 00:33:50.416
He looks like me after Taco Tuesday.

00:33:51.750 --> 00:33:52.625
Get up.

00:33:52.708 --> 00:33:55.000
I can't. Trust me.

00:33:55.916 --> 00:33:57.500
What's wrong with Marmaduke?

00:33:58.125 --> 00:33:59.083
[straining] Get up.

00:33:59.750 --> 00:34:01.625
[Zeus] How was your snack?

00:34:01.708 --> 00:34:04.541
-You look a bit bloated. [chuckles]
-[grunting nervously]

00:34:04.625 --> 00:34:07.083
I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to…

00:34:07.166 --> 00:34:09.750
[gurgling]

00:34:09.833 --> 00:34:11.041
Uh-oh!

00:34:11.833 --> 00:34:13.291
I need to-- Oh!

00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.583
-Gotta go!
-Marmaduke!

00:34:18.666 --> 00:34:20.916
-[panting]
-[spluttering]

00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:24.666
[panting frantically]

00:34:25.583 --> 00:34:26.708
[labored breathing]

00:34:29.291 --> 00:34:33.125
[panting] It's too far.
I'm not gonna make it.

00:34:33.208 --> 00:34:34.041
[whimpers]

00:34:34.125 --> 00:34:35.083
Oh? Oh!

00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.916
-Ah. I can do it. I can do it.
-[tires screeching]

00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.375
Someone control that dog.

00:34:41.458 --> 00:34:43.333
[panting]

00:34:43.416 --> 00:34:44.791
-[boings]
-Aah!

00:34:44.875 --> 00:34:45.708
[grunts]

00:34:45.791 --> 00:34:48.791
[screaming]

00:34:48.875 --> 00:34:51.916
[screaming continues]

00:34:54.750 --> 00:34:56.250
[stomach gurgling]

00:34:56.333 --> 00:35:01.666
-[exhaling]
-[farting]

00:35:01.750 --> 00:35:03.333
-[man] What is that?
-[kid] Oh my God!

00:35:03.416 --> 00:35:05.875
-[girl] What's happening?
-[Henri] What the heck?

00:35:05.958 --> 00:35:07.750
[screaming, grunting]

00:35:07.833 --> 00:35:09.541
-[Dottie] What is that?
-[coughing]

00:35:10.541 --> 00:35:11.750
[Phil] Watch out!

00:35:11.833 --> 00:35:12.958
[coughing]

00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:14.916
[girl screams]

00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:16.875
[dramatic music playing]

00:35:16.958 --> 00:35:20.875
[screaming]

00:35:20.958 --> 00:35:23.166
[girl crying]

00:35:23.250 --> 00:35:24.791
[snoring]

00:35:24.875 --> 00:35:26.333
[whimpering]

00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:28.416
[woman screams]

00:35:30.541 --> 00:35:33.291
[retching]

00:35:33.375 --> 00:35:35.250
[Barbara screams]

00:35:37.750 --> 00:35:38.583
[gags]

00:35:42.708 --> 00:35:45.458
[woman gagging, coughing]

00:35:45.541 --> 00:35:47.541
[dramatic music continues]

00:35:58.166 --> 00:36:00.250
[boy] We're all gonna die!

00:36:00.333 --> 00:36:03.250
[screaming]

00:36:03.333 --> 00:36:04.833
-[boy grunts]
-[crashing]

00:36:05.625 --> 00:36:06.958
[coughing]

00:36:07.041 --> 00:36:08.708
That's awesome!

00:36:08.791 --> 00:36:10.041
[coughing]

00:36:12.083 --> 00:36:14.791
[inhales] That was a disgrace!

00:36:15.625 --> 00:36:19.541
I’ve never seen anything
more embarrassing in all my life!

00:36:20.125 --> 00:36:25.000
I can't believe
I thought you had a shot at greatness.

00:36:25.083 --> 00:36:26.166
[Marmaduke whimpers]

00:36:26.250 --> 00:36:28.541
Congratulations, Phil.

00:36:28.625 --> 00:36:31.833
You've discovered a new breed of dog.

00:36:31.916 --> 00:36:34.625
The Not-So-Great Dane.

00:36:35.708 --> 00:36:36.958
[sighs]

00:36:41.500 --> 00:36:43.875
[groans]

00:36:44.583 --> 00:36:46.583
-[sighs]
-[Billy] It's okay, boy.

00:36:46.666 --> 00:36:48.916
You don't have to do this anymore.

00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:50.333
It's all over.

00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:57.375
[high-pitched coughing]

00:36:57.458 --> 00:36:58.291
[gags]

00:36:58.375 --> 00:37:01.208
-[school bell rings]
-[upbeat music playing]

00:37:03.291 --> 00:37:06.375
[girls laughing]

00:37:06.458 --> 00:37:07.333
Ew.

00:37:07.416 --> 00:37:08.791
[laughs] Gross.

00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:10.375
Hey.

00:37:13.083 --> 00:37:14.000
Hey, guys.

00:37:14.083 --> 00:37:17.000
[cheerleaders laughing]

00:37:17.833 --> 00:37:21.208
Watch out. It's El Stinko!

00:37:22.791 --> 00:37:25.458
She shares a home with Scooby Poo!

00:37:25.541 --> 00:37:29.458
[laughing]

00:37:29.541 --> 00:37:31.291
-[sad music playing]
-[cheerleader] Ew!

00:37:31.375 --> 00:37:34.333
[laughing continues]

00:37:37.583 --> 00:37:39.250
[upbeat music playing]

00:37:39.333 --> 00:37:40.291
[boy] Check it out.

00:37:41.166 --> 00:37:42.000
[chuckles]

00:37:45.625 --> 00:37:47.333
[boys laughing]

00:37:47.416 --> 00:37:48.250
[grunts]

00:37:49.958 --> 00:37:53.416
Your dog is disgusting!

00:37:53.500 --> 00:37:54.833
-Yeah.
-[laughing]

00:37:54.916 --> 00:37:56.041
Take it back!

00:37:56.708 --> 00:37:57.541
[grunts]

00:37:58.041 --> 00:37:59.958
-[boy taunting in singsong]
-[boy 2] Get him!

00:38:00.458 --> 00:38:01.583
[grunting]

00:38:01.666 --> 00:38:03.916
[boys laughing]

00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:05.000
[boy 2] Loser!

00:38:08.500 --> 00:38:10.500
[sentimental music playing]

00:38:12.583 --> 00:38:13.416
[grunts]

00:38:24.583 --> 00:38:25.500
[Marmaduke] Billy?

00:38:30.291 --> 00:38:31.125
[sighs]

00:38:34.375 --> 00:38:36.291
Say something nice to your dog.

00:38:39.458 --> 00:38:40.708
[sighs]

00:38:49.250 --> 00:38:50.250
[sighs]

00:38:51.083 --> 00:38:51.916
You…

00:38:52.875 --> 00:38:53.708
I mean…

00:38:54.750 --> 00:38:55.583
You…

00:38:56.750 --> 00:38:57.583
[whimpers]

00:38:58.958 --> 00:39:00.750
You are who you are, Marmaduke.

00:39:08.083 --> 00:39:08.916
[sighs]

00:39:09.583 --> 00:39:11.458
[exhales]

00:39:12.916 --> 00:39:13.750
[groans]

00:39:19.083 --> 00:39:20.416
Oh, Phil means well,

00:39:20.500 --> 00:39:24.541
but he's not really good
at the old pick-me-up speech.

00:39:25.333 --> 00:39:26.375
[sighs]

00:39:27.166 --> 00:39:30.208
Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal.

00:39:30.291 --> 00:39:33.041
So you lost the dog show competition.

00:39:33.125 --> 00:39:34.416
I didn't just lose.

00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:38.791
I lost it in the championship trophy
in front of 500 people.

00:39:38.875 --> 00:39:39.708
[sighs]

00:39:39.791 --> 00:39:42.083
Do you have any idea
how humiliating that is?

00:39:42.166 --> 00:39:44.625
-Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy.
-[inhales sharply]

00:39:44.708 --> 00:39:46.958
And tt took two security guards
to get it out!

00:39:47.916 --> 00:39:48.750
[grunts]

00:39:51.250 --> 00:39:55.958
Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd
will cherish for the rest of their lives.

00:39:56.041 --> 00:39:57.083
[sighs]

00:39:58.750 --> 00:40:01.458
Probably best if you lay low for a while.

00:40:02.083 --> 00:40:03.500
This will all blow over.

00:40:04.458 --> 00:40:05.291
I hope.

00:40:08.166 --> 00:40:10.875
[groans, whimpers]

00:40:10.958 --> 00:40:11.791
[treat thuds]

00:40:13.500 --> 00:40:16.041
[birds chirping]

00:40:16.125 --> 00:40:18.083
[crickets chirping]

00:40:18.166 --> 00:40:19.250
[light switch clicks]

00:40:23.750 --> 00:40:24.583
[grunts]

00:40:26.625 --> 00:40:27.458
[huffs]

00:40:30.208 --> 00:40:31.125
[sobs]

00:40:31.208 --> 00:40:32.791
I quit cheerleading today.

00:40:33.291 --> 00:40:34.958
[Dottie] Oh, honey.

00:40:35.625 --> 00:40:40.583
And I always thought Dad would be
the reason why I had no friends in school.

00:40:40.666 --> 00:40:41.750
Thanks, Barb.

00:40:42.833 --> 00:40:45.500
Our dog's a loser!

00:40:46.208 --> 00:40:47.416
He's not a loser!

00:40:49.708 --> 00:40:50.583
Kids.

00:40:51.375 --> 00:40:53.958
Some dogs are meant to be champions.

00:40:56.250 --> 00:40:58.166
Some dogs are meant to be…

00:40:58.833 --> 00:40:59.750
dogs.

00:41:00.375 --> 00:41:03.625
Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs.
[chuckles]

00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:07.458
Mom's right.
The whole thing is unfortunate.

00:41:08.375 --> 00:41:11.791
But the best thing we can do
is put the whole thing behind us.

00:41:12.666 --> 00:41:13.791
-Huh?
-[record scratches]

00:41:13.875 --> 00:41:15.875
[epic orchestral music playing]

00:41:23.291 --> 00:41:25.000
-[record scratches]
-What is it?

00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:27.500
Guy wants us to pay
for the training costs.

00:41:27.583 --> 00:41:29.375
Did you agree to that?

00:41:29.458 --> 00:41:32.250
It was supposed
to come out of the prize money

00:41:32.333 --> 00:41:33.958
that we didn't win.

00:41:34.041 --> 00:41:36.166
We're all losers!

00:41:36.250 --> 00:41:38.250
[sobbing]

00:41:38.916 --> 00:41:41.250
[sighs] It's all my fault.

00:41:41.333 --> 00:41:44.416
[Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay.

00:41:48.375 --> 00:41:51.083
[somber music playing]

00:41:52.166 --> 00:41:53.000
[sighs]

00:41:53.833 --> 00:41:54.875
I'm really sorry.

00:42:05.833 --> 00:42:07.666
-[thunder rumbling]
-[King Tut sighs]

00:42:20.833 --> 00:42:23.208
[dramatic up-tempo music playing]

00:42:24.250 --> 00:42:27.708
[Dottie] <i>Kids, some dogs</i>
<i>are meant to be champions.</i>

00:42:28.375 --> 00:42:29.875
<i>Some dogs are meant to be…</i>

00:42:30.583 --> 00:42:31.416
<i>dogs.</i>

00:42:33.833 --> 00:42:35.875
[Barbara] <i>Our dog's a loser!</i>

00:42:37.791 --> 00:42:40.541
[Zeus] <i>The only thing you're going to win</i>

00:42:40.625 --> 00:42:44.791
<i>is total humiliation</i>
<i>for you and your family.</i>

00:42:44.875 --> 00:42:45.958
[groans]

00:42:46.041 --> 00:42:47.708
[Phil] <i>He's gone too far, Dottie.</i>

00:42:48.416 --> 00:42:51.291
<i>Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke</i>
<i>in obedience school.</i>

00:42:53.125 --> 00:42:55.750
[Guy] <i>You've discovered</i>
<i>a new breed of dog,</i>

00:42:55.833 --> 00:42:58.583
<i>the Not-So-Great Dane.</i>

00:42:59.541 --> 00:43:01.041
-[grunts]
-[car horn blaring]

00:43:01.125 --> 00:43:01.958
Whoa!

00:43:02.750 --> 00:43:03.833
[grunts]

00:43:03.916 --> 00:43:05.541
[panting]

00:43:11.750 --> 00:43:12.583
Oh!

00:43:14.541 --> 00:43:15.625
[sighs]

00:43:21.625 --> 00:43:23.500
They’ll be better off without me.

00:43:25.333 --> 00:43:26.875
I'm such a loser.

00:43:28.083 --> 00:43:29.458
[car horn blaring]

00:43:29.541 --> 00:43:30.750
-[tires squealing]
-Huh?

00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:34.666
Toodle-oo!

00:43:34.750 --> 00:43:35.750
King Tut!

00:43:36.583 --> 00:43:39.041
-[panting]
-[car horns beeping]

00:43:39.625 --> 00:43:40.833
[tires squealing]

00:43:40.916 --> 00:43:43.208
[grunting in slow motion]

00:43:45.750 --> 00:43:48.541
-[grunts]
-[car horn beeping]

00:43:50.875 --> 00:43:52.375
What were you doing out there?

00:43:52.875 --> 00:43:54.541
Waiting for you.

00:43:54.625 --> 00:43:55.458
What?

00:43:56.333 --> 00:43:58.083
[King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger

00:43:58.166 --> 00:44:01.458
because you’ll do
whatever it takes to make sure

00:44:01.541 --> 00:44:04.125
that the whole family is safe and sound.

00:44:05.875 --> 00:44:07.458
Tell that to Billy and Barbara.

00:44:08.833 --> 00:44:11.166
[King Tut] Nobody wins
their first competition.

00:44:11.250 --> 00:44:15.541
You just need to go back out there
and make things right.

00:44:16.250 --> 00:44:18.833
Are you kidding? All that training?

00:44:18.916 --> 00:44:20.208
What a joke.

00:44:20.291 --> 00:44:22.041
Guy was right.

00:44:22.125 --> 00:44:25.250
-There is a champion inside of you.
-[soft piano music playing]

00:44:26.333 --> 00:44:27.291
How do you know?

00:44:28.125 --> 00:44:31.125
Because he just saved me.

00:44:33.583 --> 00:44:34.666
Huh.

00:44:35.291 --> 00:44:36.625
Believe in yourself.

00:44:38.583 --> 00:44:39.875
Believe I'm a champion?

00:44:40.958 --> 00:44:42.000
[King Tut] Yep.

00:44:42.083 --> 00:44:43.791
Come on. Let's go home.

00:44:45.208 --> 00:44:47.166
[Marmaduke] I <i>am</i> a champion.

00:44:47.250 --> 00:44:49.916
I'm the greatest dog of all time.

00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:53.833
[King Tut] I wouldn't go that far,
but top five million for sure.

00:44:54.458 --> 00:44:55.458
[Marmaduke] Awesome!

00:45:01.125 --> 00:45:02.458
-[sips]
-[knocking on door]

00:45:04.333 --> 00:45:05.791
-[blowing]
-[knocking on door]

00:45:06.583 --> 00:45:07.416
[sighs]

00:45:08.875 --> 00:45:09.875
[knocking continues]

00:45:11.750 --> 00:45:14.208
I'm back. Let's do this.

00:45:14.291 --> 00:45:17.541
Oh, look. It's you. Listen.

00:45:17.625 --> 00:45:21.958
It was unfair for me to think that
you had what it takes to be a champion.

00:45:22.041 --> 00:45:25.750
-Huh?
-A champion makes the impossible possible.

00:45:26.333 --> 00:45:30.000
But all you’ve done is made it
impossible to be a champion.

00:45:32.375 --> 00:45:35.000
Go home, dog.

00:45:38.125 --> 00:45:39.000
[growls]

00:45:40.166 --> 00:45:43.250
I'll show you what a real champion can do.

00:45:44.458 --> 00:45:47.250
[intense music playing]

00:45:54.333 --> 00:45:55.625
[panting]

00:46:20.666 --> 00:46:21.708
[Big Ben tolls]

00:46:21.791 --> 00:46:22.875
[water splashes]

00:46:26.541 --> 00:46:27.375
[chomps]

00:46:28.041 --> 00:46:31.250
<i>This amazing dog</i>
<i>has just done the impossible</i>

00:46:31.333 --> 00:46:33.708
<i>and made a solo trip around the world.</i>

00:46:35.500 --> 00:46:36.333
What?

00:46:36.833 --> 00:46:38.000
How can this be?

00:46:38.083 --> 00:46:40.750
[reporter] <i>We're also getting reports</i>
<i>that this mysterious dog</i>

00:46:40.833 --> 00:46:43.625
<i>traversed the Great Wall,</i>
<i>and was also spotted crossing--</i>

00:46:43.708 --> 00:46:45.583
-[sighs]
-[crowd cheering]

00:46:45.666 --> 00:46:48.041
-[glass shatters]
-[Billy] There's Marmaduke!

00:46:48.125 --> 00:46:50.083
[cheering continues]

00:46:50.166 --> 00:46:51.708
[man] Marmaduke's the best!

00:46:51.791 --> 00:46:53.166
[boy] Way to go, Marmaduke!

00:46:53.250 --> 00:46:57.208
-[dogs barking]
-[cheering continues]

00:46:57.291 --> 00:46:58.416
[water dripping]

00:47:02.541 --> 00:47:04.500
-[dogs barking]
-[crowd cheering]

00:47:08.083 --> 00:47:10.125
I get it, okay?

00:47:10.208 --> 00:47:12.791
This dog wants another chance.

00:47:12.875 --> 00:47:13.708
[barks]

00:47:13.791 --> 00:47:17.250
Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed.

00:47:17.333 --> 00:47:18.583
I was wrong.

00:47:18.666 --> 00:47:20.458
There's no champion inside of him.

00:47:20.541 --> 00:47:21.375
[sighs]

00:47:21.958 --> 00:47:22.791
[grunts]

00:47:23.333 --> 00:47:25.166
-Billy.
-[man protesting]

00:47:25.250 --> 00:47:28.791
-So, please, just leave.
-[man] You stink!

00:47:28.875 --> 00:47:30.291
What a jerk.

00:47:30.791 --> 00:47:32.375
-Dottie.
-[huffing]

00:47:32.458 --> 00:47:35.125
-[booing]
-[barking]

00:47:35.208 --> 00:47:37.166
[whimpers]

00:47:37.250 --> 00:47:38.708
It's okay, boy.

00:47:38.791 --> 00:47:40.583
-[whimpering]
-[woman] Aw, come on!

00:47:41.291 --> 00:47:42.833
-[man] You're the worst.
-Hey!

00:47:43.625 --> 00:47:44.458
[groans]

00:47:45.083 --> 00:47:48.375
If you don't get off my lawn,
I'll call the cops.

00:47:48.458 --> 00:47:49.625
Call 'em.

00:47:49.708 --> 00:47:52.583
Because it appears
somebody stole your integrity.

00:47:52.666 --> 00:47:54.416
-[crowd gasps]
-[laughing]

00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:56.166
-Good one, Billy.
-[man] Yeah, he's right!

00:47:56.250 --> 00:47:57.791
[huffs, growls]

00:47:58.958 --> 00:48:03.250
You're the one that told Marmaduke
you'd turn him into a world champion.

00:48:03.333 --> 00:48:05.291
[man] That's right. Tell him how it is!

00:48:07.208 --> 00:48:09.375
-But if there's a failure in this story…
-[man] Tell him.

00:48:09.458 --> 00:48:10.625
…it's you!

00:48:12.500 --> 00:48:13.458
Come on, boy!

00:48:13.541 --> 00:48:15.083
[woman] Listen to the kid!

00:48:15.166 --> 00:48:17.500
[crowd protesting]

00:48:17.583 --> 00:48:19.583
Hmm. He's right.

00:48:19.666 --> 00:48:21.791
[man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going.

00:48:22.291 --> 00:48:23.208
Wait!

00:48:23.833 --> 00:48:25.958
-[Marmaduke whimpers]
-[footsteps approaching]

00:48:27.166 --> 00:48:29.416
Nobody's ever called me a failure.

00:48:30.250 --> 00:48:32.333
What's your point?

00:48:32.416 --> 00:48:33.875
My point is

00:48:33.958 --> 00:48:37.875
that I like what the boy said
about me being a failure.

00:48:39.250 --> 00:48:40.375
You do?

00:48:42.083 --> 00:48:45.541
Never accepting failure. Never giving up.

00:48:46.125 --> 00:48:50.000
That is how you make
the impossible possible.

00:48:50.791 --> 00:48:52.500
And that is what made me

00:48:52.583 --> 00:48:57.083
the greatest dog trainer
the world has ever seen!

00:48:57.166 --> 00:49:00.583
Thank you for calling me a failure!

00:49:00.666 --> 00:49:04.583
You reminded me of what I saw
in your dog in the first place.

00:49:06.291 --> 00:49:07.125
[Billy grunts]

00:49:08.625 --> 00:49:11.791
-[chuckles]
-Oh, we're going to do great things.

00:49:11.875 --> 00:49:13.708
-[grunts]
-Marmaduke.

00:49:13.791 --> 00:49:14.666
[Marmaduke grunts]

00:49:15.416 --> 00:49:20.333
Pack your bags, because we're going
to the World Dog Championship!

00:49:20.958 --> 00:49:23.166
-[crowd cheering]
-[Guy laughing]

00:49:24.500 --> 00:49:28.125
-[dogs barking]
-[boy] Marmaduke, you rock!

00:49:28.875 --> 00:49:30.708
Uh, what just happened?

00:49:30.791 --> 00:49:32.833
I'm not sure.

00:49:32.916 --> 00:49:36.291
Well, I think Marmaduke
has his trainer back.

00:49:36.375 --> 00:49:40.791
Nobody can annoy somebody into doing
something they don't wanna do like my dog.

00:49:40.875 --> 00:49:43.500
Yep. That's kinda always been my motto.

00:49:43.583 --> 00:49:47.500
[Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke!
You did it! I love you!

00:49:47.583 --> 00:49:48.750
[dogs barking]

00:49:48.833 --> 00:49:51.583
-[jazzy music playing]
-[phone ringing]

00:49:51.666 --> 00:49:52.500
[clears throat]

00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:54.583
Hello, Amy.

00:49:55.333 --> 00:49:56.416
Oh. [chuckles]

00:49:56.500 --> 00:49:57.875
Guy Hilton.

00:49:57.958 --> 00:50:03.125
I have a favor to ask the President
of the World Dog Championship.

00:50:03.208 --> 00:50:04.875
What kind of favor?

00:50:04.958 --> 00:50:06.375
I want to bring a rookie

00:50:06.458 --> 00:50:08.375
<i>-to this year’s competition.</i>
-[giggles]

00:50:08.916 --> 00:50:10.208
Anything for you.

00:50:10.875 --> 00:50:13.541
And don't make any dinner plans

00:50:14.125 --> 00:50:18.583
<i>because I'm taking you</i>
<i>to that cozy place we went to last time.</i>

00:50:18.666 --> 00:50:19.666
Mmm!

00:50:19.750 --> 00:50:20.958
I'd like that.

00:50:21.041 --> 00:50:21.875
[Guy] <i>Perfect.</i>

00:50:22.666 --> 00:50:24.041
See you soon.

00:50:24.625 --> 00:50:25.625
Bye, Guy.

00:50:27.416 --> 00:50:28.291
Yes!

00:50:31.958 --> 00:50:35.916
[upbeat music playing]

00:50:48.708 --> 00:50:51.541
[Billy] Oh, I hope Dad
buys a car like this!

00:50:52.166 --> 00:50:55.333
[Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling,
and that never ends well.

00:50:57.125 --> 00:50:57.958
Uh-oh.

00:50:59.083 --> 00:51:01.416
-Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy.
-[groans]

00:51:01.916 --> 00:51:03.208
It's just a dog show.

00:51:05.500 --> 00:51:06.500
[Guy] Showtime.

00:51:06.583 --> 00:51:08.916
[camera shutters clicking]

00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:10.291
Wow!

00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:12.791
[cheering]

00:51:12.875 --> 00:51:14.541
[man] Marmaduke!

00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:17.333
-Wow!
-Whoa!

00:51:17.416 --> 00:51:18.750
[Dottie] Oh my goodness.

00:51:24.333 --> 00:51:25.583
[Phil] Hey! Wait up!

00:51:27.625 --> 00:51:28.750
[woman] You look good!

00:51:30.166 --> 00:51:31.625
[cheering continues]

00:51:31.708 --> 00:51:33.541
[man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero!

00:51:35.791 --> 00:51:37.125
[sniffing]

00:51:37.208 --> 00:51:39.625
[in Spanish accent] What is
that delicious smell?

00:51:39.708 --> 00:51:41.458
[trainer] Juan Pedro, self-control.

00:51:43.791 --> 00:51:45.458
[woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle!

00:51:49.500 --> 00:51:53.000
[in French accent] This humidity
is not doing my coat any favors.

00:51:54.708 --> 00:51:56.500
[grunting, snarls]

00:51:59.583 --> 00:52:01.291
[in British accent] Give us
another chop, eh?

00:52:01.375 --> 00:52:03.041
Good old boy.

00:52:03.958 --> 00:52:04.958
-[man] Vinnie!
-[chomping]

00:52:15.125 --> 00:52:18.583
If we are true to ourselves,
then we have already won.

00:52:24.375 --> 00:52:25.708
[Zeus chuckles]

00:52:25.791 --> 00:52:29.208
So which of these mangy mutts
is fighting for second place?

00:52:29.291 --> 00:52:30.125
-[man] Zeus!
-[laughs]

00:52:30.208 --> 00:52:32.875
[man] Can I get a picture
of the greatest of all time?

00:52:36.083 --> 00:52:36.916
[dog barks]

00:52:37.625 --> 00:52:40.500
[trainer] You are truly the best dog ever.
Now, win!

00:52:40.583 --> 00:52:44.250
[Guy humming]

00:52:44.333 --> 00:52:46.333
Are we sure these are all dogs?

00:52:47.208 --> 00:52:48.833
I mean, that one has two rear ends.

00:52:49.583 --> 00:52:50.833
-[boings]
-[Marmaduke] Oh.

00:52:53.583 --> 00:52:55.458
How does a dog get muscles like that?

00:52:56.333 --> 00:52:59.666
[straining, grunting]

00:52:59.750 --> 00:53:00.708
[humming continues]

00:53:00.791 --> 00:53:02.333
-[grunting]
-[leg rattles]

00:53:03.041 --> 00:53:03.958
[strains]

00:53:04.625 --> 00:53:06.625
Wait. Where's me protein shake?

00:53:07.125 --> 00:53:08.625
Ronnie, this ain't funny.

00:53:08.708 --> 00:53:11.500
Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks]

00:53:11.583 --> 00:53:14.083
There you go, sunshine.
[chuckles] There you go.

00:53:14.791 --> 00:53:15.625
[belches]

00:53:15.708 --> 00:53:18.541
Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake?

00:53:18.625 --> 00:53:20.166
Hold still, Marmaduke.

00:53:20.708 --> 00:53:23.416
[gasps, sighs]

00:53:23.500 --> 00:53:26.541
[whimsical music playing]

00:53:31.625 --> 00:53:32.458
[brush thuds]

00:53:32.541 --> 00:53:33.416
Amy!

00:53:34.750 --> 00:53:35.583
Don't move.

00:53:37.208 --> 00:53:38.041
Hmm?

00:53:39.166 --> 00:53:41.041
Wait, don't leave me.

00:53:41.125 --> 00:53:44.583
I'm not good in social situations.
It gives me really bad gas.

00:53:44.666 --> 00:53:45.541
[stomach rumbles]

00:53:46.125 --> 00:53:47.375
Hello, Guy.

00:53:47.458 --> 00:53:49.875
Thanks for making
this happen at the last minute.

00:53:49.958 --> 00:53:51.000
[Amy chuckles]

00:53:51.083 --> 00:53:53.750
Of course. I was glad you called.

00:53:53.833 --> 00:53:56.291
It's really good to see you.

00:53:56.375 --> 00:53:57.916
I'd love to chat,

00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.125
but I've got to get back to my office now.

00:54:00.791 --> 00:54:01.625
[gasps]

00:54:02.166 --> 00:54:03.166
Amy, wait.

00:54:04.875 --> 00:54:06.708
Are we still on for dinner?

00:54:06.791 --> 00:54:08.291
[Amy] You do owe me a dinner.

00:54:08.375 --> 00:54:09.291
[Guy] Great!

00:54:09.375 --> 00:54:10.208
Guy.

00:54:10.875 --> 00:54:13.125
-[sniffing]
-Huh? Huh?

00:54:14.166 --> 00:54:15.375
Hey, hello.

00:54:15.458 --> 00:54:17.958
[in French accent] I haven't seen
you around.

00:54:18.041 --> 00:54:20.708
[nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that,

00:54:20.791 --> 00:54:24.541
I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new
to this stuff, so…

00:54:25.083 --> 00:54:26.500
[chuckles]

00:54:26.583 --> 00:54:30.250
Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf?

00:54:30.333 --> 00:54:31.291
[growls]

00:54:31.375 --> 00:54:34.083
I thought it was a dishrag.

00:54:34.666 --> 00:54:35.625
Hey, Hansel.

00:54:35.708 --> 00:54:38.041
Ooh, better cut back on the strudel.

00:54:38.125 --> 00:54:40.750
Your belly's starting to drag
on the floor.

00:54:40.833 --> 00:54:42.291
-[gasps]
-[laughs menacingly]

00:54:42.791 --> 00:54:43.625
[growls]

00:54:43.708 --> 00:54:44.666
Zhi?

00:54:44.750 --> 00:54:48.791
All the way from Shanghai
just to lose to me? [laughs]

00:54:49.500 --> 00:54:50.750
Why waste your-- [grunts]

00:54:50.833 --> 00:54:53.000
-[energy reverberating]
-[grunting]

00:54:53.583 --> 00:54:55.916
Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus.

00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:56.833
[Zeus grunts]

00:54:56.916 --> 00:54:59.125
They may be your downfall.

00:55:00.500 --> 00:55:03.000
Whatever. [clears throat]

00:55:03.541 --> 00:55:04.833
[muttering] Crazy dog.

00:55:05.333 --> 00:55:06.166
[giggles]

00:55:06.250 --> 00:55:08.708
Don't be so nervous.

00:55:08.791 --> 00:55:10.458
I don't bite.

00:55:11.166 --> 00:55:12.666
[hesitantly] Okay.

00:55:12.750 --> 00:55:14.750
Unless you want me to.

00:55:14.833 --> 00:55:15.666
[chuckles]

00:55:15.750 --> 00:55:16.875
Uh…

00:55:16.958 --> 00:55:18.541
What? Huh?

00:55:19.416 --> 00:55:20.458
<i>Au revoir!</i>

00:55:21.958 --> 00:55:23.833
Hey, Shantrelle.

00:55:24.500 --> 00:55:25.375
[groans]

00:55:25.458 --> 00:55:26.333
Zeus.

00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:28.041
Let's do lunch.

00:55:28.125 --> 00:55:30.291
-[scoffs] As if.
-Ugh.

00:55:32.625 --> 00:55:35.166
[chuckles] Same old Shantrelle.

00:55:35.875 --> 00:55:37.541
Marmaduke!

00:55:37.625 --> 00:55:38.625
[indistinct chatter]

00:55:39.208 --> 00:55:43.791
I never expected to see you again
after what happened at the last dog show.

00:55:43.875 --> 00:55:46.166
You tricked me. You're a weasel.

00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:48.333
Easy, big boy.

00:55:48.416 --> 00:55:52.750
Look, do you really want
to go out on the competition floor

00:55:52.833 --> 00:55:58.291
and embarrass yourself
while the whole world is watching?

00:55:58.375 --> 00:55:59.250
[growls]

00:55:59.333 --> 00:56:02.750
The only embarrassment here
is you and your overpriced shampoo.

00:56:02.833 --> 00:56:06.666
Now, if you’ll excuse me,
I have to prepare my victory speech.

00:56:07.208 --> 00:56:08.333
[laughing]

00:56:09.500 --> 00:56:11.125
-[roars]
-[grunting]

00:56:11.208 --> 00:56:13.000
-[crowd gasps]
-[babbles dizzily]

00:56:13.083 --> 00:56:15.041
-[groans]
-[crowd chuckles]

00:56:15.125 --> 00:56:17.333
[laughing]

00:56:17.416 --> 00:56:18.250
Psych!

00:56:28.125 --> 00:56:30.541
[reporter] Welcome to
the World Dog Championship.

00:56:31.166 --> 00:56:34.166
There are always
so many incredible stories at this show.

00:56:34.250 --> 00:56:38.833
But topping my list is the return
of the dog whisperer himself,

00:56:38.916 --> 00:56:42.666
Guy Hilton, here with the star
of the "Pool Flop Fail,"

00:56:42.750 --> 00:56:43.625
Marmaduke.

00:56:43.708 --> 00:56:45.333
[cheering, applauding]

00:56:51.916 --> 00:56:53.333
Are you ready?

00:56:53.416 --> 00:56:55.083
I… I was ready born.

00:56:55.166 --> 00:56:58.041
I mean, I wasn't ready to be born.
I was born to be ready.

00:56:58.125 --> 00:56:59.875
The simple answer is just yes.

00:57:00.833 --> 00:57:02.500
Welcome back, dog aficionados!

00:57:02.583 --> 00:57:05.625
This year is going to be a doozy.

00:57:05.708 --> 00:57:08.333
-[buzzing]
-Bring out the dogs!

00:57:08.416 --> 00:57:11.250
[crowd cheering]

00:57:11.333 --> 00:57:15.833
[announcer] <i>Ah. And here they come</i>
<i>in all their majesty.</i>

00:57:15.916 --> 00:57:17.250
[cheering continues]

00:57:20.500 --> 00:57:22.000
-Go, Marmaduke!
-Woo-hoo!

00:57:22.083 --> 00:57:24.041
[Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo!

00:57:35.458 --> 00:57:36.291
[man] Yes!

00:57:36.375 --> 00:57:37.750
[Phil] Go, Marmaduke!

00:57:37.833 --> 00:57:39.166
Marmaduke!

00:57:49.208 --> 00:57:53.041
[announcer] <i>Looks like it's time to start</i>
<i>the Obedience Section of the competition</i>

00:57:53.125 --> 00:57:55.541
<i>where the canine's self-control is tested</i>

00:57:55.625 --> 00:57:58.625
<i>with a baconized version</i>
<i>of their favorite treat.</i>

00:57:59.583 --> 00:58:02.083
<i>Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen,</i>

00:58:02.166 --> 00:58:05.166
and my wife might say
there's no "if" about it…

00:58:05.250 --> 00:58:07.125
[laughs, sighs]

00:58:07.208 --> 00:58:08.541
She hates me. [clears throat]

00:58:08.625 --> 00:58:11.666
…I… I would struggle during this part
of the competition.

00:58:11.750 --> 00:58:15.041
[crowd cheering]

00:58:15.625 --> 00:58:18.166
[in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me.

00:58:18.958 --> 00:58:19.958
[kissing]

00:58:21.666 --> 00:58:23.708
[announcer] <i>Let's see</i>
<i>if Juan Pedro can resist</i>

00:58:23.791 --> 00:58:26.500
<i>the bacon taco for 30 seconds!</i>

00:58:30.875 --> 00:58:33.041
[sniffing] Bacon taco?

00:58:33.125 --> 00:58:36.416
What a great idea! That's amazing.
[licks lips]

00:58:36.500 --> 00:58:39.250
I love it! I love it!

00:58:39.958 --> 00:58:42.625
Juan Pedro, self-control.

00:58:42.708 --> 00:58:45.500
[licks lips] I love it!

00:58:45.583 --> 00:58:48.083
[announcer] <i>The little guy</i>
<i>is eyeballing that taco,</i>

00:58:48.166 --> 00:58:52.083
<i>but the promise of the Championship</i>
<i>trophy is way stronger than a--</i>

00:58:52.166 --> 00:58:53.708
-[screams, chomps]
-[trainer] Ay! Ay!

00:58:53.791 --> 00:58:55.375
-[Amy gasps]
-[trainer] Oh no!

00:58:55.458 --> 00:58:56.666
Ay, ay, ay!

00:58:56.750 --> 00:58:58.625
He needs his medication!

00:58:58.708 --> 00:58:59.875
Ouch!

00:58:59.958 --> 00:59:02.708
Looks like Juan Pedro
has been disqualified.

00:59:02.791 --> 00:59:05.333
-[buzzer blares]
-[trainer] No, it's not his fault!

00:59:05.416 --> 00:59:06.916
[Juan Pedro growling]

00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:08.041
[trainer] Oh no!

00:59:08.125 --> 00:59:09.333
Ay! [grunts]

00:59:09.833 --> 00:59:10.750
[groans]

00:59:11.333 --> 00:59:13.083
Oh, where'd you come from?

00:59:13.166 --> 00:59:16.458
-[mystical music playing]
-The bacon is your enemy.

00:59:17.041 --> 00:59:17.875
Huh?

00:59:18.375 --> 00:59:19.875
[Zhi] To beat the bacon,

00:59:21.291 --> 00:59:23.833
you have to become the bacon.

00:59:23.916 --> 00:59:25.041
[gong resonates]

00:59:25.125 --> 00:59:27.250
Become the bacon, huh?

00:59:27.333 --> 00:59:29.333
You are a strange little dog.

00:59:29.833 --> 00:59:30.791
[Zhi] Good luck.

00:59:31.958 --> 00:59:35.583
-[applauding]
-[announcer] <i>Next up is Marmaduke!</i>

00:59:36.375 --> 00:59:38.291
Remember, focus.

00:59:39.791 --> 00:59:41.208
Focus. Got it.

00:59:42.750 --> 00:59:45.916
-[crowd cheering]
-Become the bacon.

00:59:51.541 --> 00:59:53.375
[sizzling]

00:59:53.458 --> 00:59:54.750
[panting]

00:59:56.708 --> 00:59:58.166
[grunting]

00:59:58.250 --> 01:00:00.583
Bacon pizza?!

01:00:01.916 --> 01:00:04.666
[in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon!

01:00:04.750 --> 01:00:06.625
[sniffing]

01:00:09.333 --> 01:00:12.833
[groaning]

01:00:12.916 --> 01:00:15.750
Oh. He's definitely gonna cave.

01:00:15.833 --> 01:00:17.041
Come on, boy.

01:00:17.125 --> 01:00:18.333
Don't be you!

01:00:18.416 --> 01:00:19.958
[panting, strains]

01:00:21.041 --> 01:00:21.916
Ugh.

01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:25.208
[whispering]<i> Be the bacon.</i>
<i>Come on, man. Be the bacon.</i>

01:00:25.291 --> 01:00:26.125
Hmm?

01:00:29.625 --> 01:00:32.000
You<i> are</i> the bacon.

01:00:32.083 --> 01:00:33.625
[shudders] Huh?

01:00:33.708 --> 01:00:36.083
I wouldn't eat me.

01:00:36.166 --> 01:00:37.541
Would you eat me?

01:00:39.333 --> 01:00:40.958
-No.
-[timer dings]

01:00:41.041 --> 01:00:44.125
[crowd cheering]

01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:45.291
Yeah!

01:00:45.375 --> 01:00:47.250
-Whoo!
-Woo-hoo!

01:00:47.333 --> 01:00:48.958
Go, Marmaduke!

01:00:49.041 --> 01:00:50.750
[Guy] Great job, Marmaduke.

01:00:50.833 --> 01:00:52.666
[Marmaduke] Hey,
you could've saved me a bite.

01:00:52.750 --> 01:00:56.750
He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle.

01:00:57.375 --> 01:00:59.375
[cheering]

01:01:04.875 --> 01:01:09.000
[announcer] <i>One of my favorite events</i>
<i>is the Obstacle Course.</i>

01:01:11.750 --> 01:01:15.125
And first up is Zeus! [giggles]

01:01:20.708 --> 01:01:22.083
-[blows whistle]
-Go!

01:01:22.166 --> 01:01:23.708
[crowd cheering]

01:01:26.166 --> 01:01:27.833
[engine roaring]

01:01:36.416 --> 01:01:38.333
[crowd cheering]

01:01:39.208 --> 01:01:40.250
[tires squealing]

01:01:43.416 --> 01:01:44.750
[brakes screeching]

01:01:44.833 --> 01:01:48.333
[crowd cheering]

01:01:48.416 --> 01:01:49.791
[laughing gleefully]

01:01:49.875 --> 01:01:51.666
[announcer] <i>And just like his namesake,</i>

01:01:51.750 --> 01:01:55.083
<i>Zeus crosses the finish line</i>
<i>like a bolt of lightning.</i>

01:01:55.166 --> 01:01:57.083
[Henri chuckling]

01:02:03.791 --> 01:02:04.875
You got this.

01:02:04.958 --> 01:02:06.750
Just like we practiced.

01:02:06.833 --> 01:02:09.541
Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it.

01:02:10.333 --> 01:02:11.958
-Hey, furbag.
-Huh?

01:02:12.041 --> 01:02:13.333
What do you want?

01:02:13.416 --> 01:02:17.875
Remember, when you fall flat
on your stupid face,

01:02:17.958 --> 01:02:21.708
nobody expected you to win anyway.

01:02:22.333 --> 01:02:24.541
[laughs obnoxiously]

01:02:25.041 --> 01:02:26.916
[grumbles] I'll show you.

01:02:27.708 --> 01:02:30.208
[announcer] <i>Next up is Marmaduke!</i>

01:02:30.291 --> 01:02:31.625
[crowd cheers]

01:02:31.708 --> 01:02:34.500
-[liquid sloshing]
-[Marmaduke] Huh? Huh?

01:02:34.583 --> 01:02:37.375
Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon!

01:02:37.458 --> 01:02:40.125
-[blows whistle]
-Marmaduke, what's happening?

01:02:40.208 --> 01:02:41.291
Whoa!

01:02:41.375 --> 01:02:42.625
Whoa!

01:02:42.708 --> 01:02:47.333
[quavering]

01:02:47.958 --> 01:02:50.458
-Wow! Look at Marmaduke go!
-[Barbara] Yay!

01:02:50.541 --> 01:02:51.625
Whoa!

01:02:51.708 --> 01:02:54.125
[grunting]

01:02:55.416 --> 01:02:56.416
Whoa!

01:02:57.083 --> 01:03:00.208
[grunting]

01:03:00.291 --> 01:03:01.125
Whoa!

01:03:02.750 --> 01:03:03.875
[quavers]

01:03:04.791 --> 01:03:05.625
[grunts]

01:03:06.416 --> 01:03:07.708
[screams]

01:03:08.333 --> 01:03:09.750
Whoa!

01:03:09.833 --> 01:03:12.083
[grunting]

01:03:13.333 --> 01:03:14.375
Whoo!

01:03:14.458 --> 01:03:15.875
[screams]

01:03:15.958 --> 01:03:16.916
[grunts] Aah!

01:03:17.000 --> 01:03:18.291
-[crowd cheers]
-Huh?

01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:21.166
Oh!

01:03:21.250 --> 01:03:23.166
I can't believe I did it.

01:03:23.958 --> 01:03:25.291
-Yeah!
-[legs warble]

01:03:25.375 --> 01:03:26.791
[laughing gleefully]

01:03:27.375 --> 01:03:28.625
Yes!

01:03:29.333 --> 01:03:31.416
Ugh! No freakin' way!

01:03:31.500 --> 01:03:32.333
Yeah!

01:03:32.416 --> 01:03:34.125
-Yay! Marmaduke!
-Go Marmaduke!

01:03:34.208 --> 01:03:35.791
[floor squeaking]

01:03:36.541 --> 01:03:38.833
Huh? Wha? [grunting]

01:03:38.916 --> 01:03:41.583
[squeals nervously]

01:03:42.208 --> 01:03:44.416
[grunting]

01:03:44.500 --> 01:03:46.083
[quavering]

01:03:46.166 --> 01:03:47.375
-[yelps]
-[grunting]

01:03:47.458 --> 01:03:48.458
Aah! [screams]

01:03:49.541 --> 01:03:51.541
[crowd exclaiming]

01:03:51.625 --> 01:03:53.541
["Sad Trombone" plays]

01:03:53.625 --> 01:03:55.625
-[Guy grunts]
-[Marmaduke groans]

01:03:55.708 --> 01:03:57.708
-Guy?
-[Guy groaning hoarsely]

01:03:57.791 --> 01:03:58.625
Guy?

01:03:59.166 --> 01:04:01.291
[upbeat music playing]

01:04:01.375 --> 01:04:03.291
In a crazy turn of events,

01:04:03.375 --> 01:04:07.125
Guy Hilton's attempt to win
the championship with a rookie dog

01:04:07.208 --> 01:04:09.666
has ended in a terrible injury.

01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:13.500
Looks like this underdog
landed under his dog.

01:04:14.833 --> 01:04:17.208
[announcer] <i>The talent show</i>
<i>is about to begin.</i>

01:04:17.291 --> 01:04:19.958
<i>Unfortunately, Marmaduke</i>
<i>will not be competing</i>

01:04:20.041 --> 01:04:21.791
<i>due to Guy Hilton’s accident.</i>

01:04:21.875 --> 01:04:23.500
[sighs]

01:04:23.583 --> 01:04:25.250
[Amy] Guy is at the hospital now.

01:04:26.666 --> 01:04:29.250
I just wanted to let you know
he's going to be fine.

01:04:29.750 --> 01:04:32.416
I'm really sorry
you won't be able to finish the show.

01:04:33.041 --> 01:04:36.333
[gentle music playing]

01:04:36.416 --> 01:04:38.541
I think your dog has a lot of heart.

01:04:41.583 --> 01:04:43.208
Marmaduke was great today.

01:04:44.208 --> 01:04:45.500
[Phil and Dottie] Thanks.

01:04:45.583 --> 01:04:48.708
I've gotta go get ready
for the talent show. Take care.

01:04:49.708 --> 01:04:50.833
[Phil and Dottie] Bye.

01:04:53.875 --> 01:04:55.958
I know you're sad right now.

01:04:56.041 --> 01:04:58.458
But this is just like the time
that Jeremy Smith told Kathy

01:04:58.541 --> 01:05:00.166
he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance,

01:05:00.250 --> 01:05:03.583
but he ended up choosing Becky
and I had to go with Mike.

01:05:03.666 --> 01:05:04.500
[scoffs]

01:05:06.166 --> 01:05:07.041
That was…

01:05:07.958 --> 01:05:09.125
beautiful, Barbara.

01:05:09.625 --> 01:05:10.708
[sighing] Oh.

01:05:10.791 --> 01:05:13.625
Should we just call a taxi and go home?

01:05:14.833 --> 01:05:16.291
Hmm.

01:05:16.375 --> 01:05:18.333
The Winslows are a lot of things.

01:05:18.916 --> 01:05:20.291
Bad golfers.

01:05:20.375 --> 01:05:23.583
Those neighbors who borrow tools
and forget where they put them.

01:05:24.208 --> 01:05:26.166
Always late for church.

01:05:26.250 --> 01:05:28.875
Inconsiderate drivers.

01:05:28.958 --> 01:05:31.250
Constant underachievers.

01:05:31.333 --> 01:05:33.083
Your point, honey?

01:05:33.916 --> 01:05:35.583
We are not quitters.

01:05:36.750 --> 01:05:39.708
Marmaduke, you're not like
those other dogs.

01:05:39.791 --> 01:05:41.291
Some say you're too big.

01:05:42.125 --> 01:05:45.125
I say you're too big-hearted.

01:05:45.208 --> 01:05:50.500
And I know the best dog in the whole world
is staring me right in the face.

01:05:50.583 --> 01:05:51.583
Me?

01:05:51.666 --> 01:05:53.500
[Phil] So, if you wanna
finish what you started…

01:05:53.583 --> 01:05:54.875
I… I do.

01:05:54.958 --> 01:05:58.708
Then I think we can find you
a new trainer.

01:05:59.666 --> 01:06:00.916
Who?

01:06:01.750 --> 01:06:03.666
Team Winslow!

01:06:04.458 --> 01:06:05.291
[Marmaduke] Huh?

01:06:07.958 --> 01:06:09.375
Come on, bring it in.

01:06:09.458 --> 01:06:11.333
-[Marmaduke] Let's do it.
-[all] Yeah!

01:06:11.833 --> 01:06:13.125
-Woo-hoo!
-[Dottie laughs]

01:06:13.208 --> 01:06:15.500
-[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'.
-[Dottie] Silly dog.

01:06:15.583 --> 01:06:17.333
-[cheering]
-[Marmaduke howls]

01:06:18.250 --> 01:06:19.625
[upbeat music playing]

01:06:19.708 --> 01:06:24.250
We've reached the final event that decides
which of these amazing specimens

01:06:24.333 --> 01:06:27.125
will be named the greatest dog on earth

01:06:27.208 --> 01:06:29.208
and win the million-dollar prize!

01:06:29.708 --> 01:06:33.375
Now to my favorite part, the talent show.

01:06:33.458 --> 01:06:34.791
[crowd cheering]

01:06:34.875 --> 01:06:37.291
[announcer] <i>First up,</i>
<i>it’s Vinnie and Ronnie</i>

01:06:37.375 --> 01:06:41.416
<i>with their amazing display</i>
<i>of the Staffordshire’s strength!</i>

01:06:45.750 --> 01:06:51.166
-[rock and roll music playing]
-[grunting]

01:06:54.500 --> 01:06:55.333
[grunts]

01:06:56.083 --> 01:06:57.625
-[crowd gasps]
-[judge] Oh!

01:06:59.125 --> 01:07:01.125
-[grunting]
-[judges exclaiming]

01:07:05.041 --> 01:07:07.083
[cheering]

01:07:07.166 --> 01:07:08.500
Wow!

01:07:11.458 --> 01:07:15.333
[grunts, strains]

01:07:19.791 --> 01:07:21.125
[cracking]

01:07:23.166 --> 01:07:24.958
[rumbling]

01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:26.916
[straining]

01:07:29.041 --> 01:07:30.750
[thud reverberates]

01:07:31.375 --> 01:07:33.958
[judge] Whoo! Yes!

01:07:38.208 --> 01:07:39.250
Wow!

01:07:39.333 --> 01:07:41.958
That is one strong dog.

01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:49.583
<i>Next up, it’s Shantrelle</i>
<i>and her seductive Parisian extravaganza!</i>

01:07:54.333 --> 01:07:55.750
[pop music playing]

01:07:57.666 --> 01:07:58.958
Ooh. Ah!

01:08:00.375 --> 01:08:02.208
[panting]<i> </i>Whoa!

01:08:02.291 --> 01:08:03.875
[laughing] Wow!

01:08:03.958 --> 01:08:04.791
<i>♪ Let's go ♪</i>

01:08:04.875 --> 01:08:06.875
[pop music continues]

01:08:08.500 --> 01:08:11.541
<i>♪ Bring it back to the break</i>
<i>My body shake, shake ♪</i>

01:08:11.625 --> 01:08:14.791
<i>♪ Got to put it down now</i>
<i>Put it down now ♪</i>

01:08:29.916 --> 01:08:30.750
[blows kiss]

01:08:32.708 --> 01:08:33.541
Whoa!

01:08:33.625 --> 01:08:35.791
[howling]

01:08:35.875 --> 01:08:37.625
[cheering]

01:08:37.708 --> 01:08:38.541
[whistles]

01:08:46.458 --> 01:08:50.041
[announcer] <i>Get ready for</i>
<i>Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend</i>

01:08:50.125 --> 01:08:54.000
<i>of martial arts</i>
<i>and the mystical powers of the East.</i>

01:08:59.958 --> 01:09:02.375
[all gasp]

01:09:03.958 --> 01:09:04.791
Ha!

01:09:05.625 --> 01:09:06.458
[grunts]

01:09:10.458 --> 01:09:11.916
[grunting]

01:09:15.041 --> 01:09:15.875
Ha!

01:09:16.791 --> 01:09:19.000
[rapping]<i> ♪ I'm a mystic</i>
<i>Gonna be ballistic ♪</i>

01:09:19.583 --> 01:09:22.041
<i>♪ Be here where my game stays clear</i>
<i>And never polished ♪</i>

01:09:22.125 --> 01:09:25.125
<i>♪ I'm about to change the game up</i>
<i>Your game's up, ha! ♪</i>

01:09:26.041 --> 01:09:28.041
<i>♪ Follow the shake-up, ha! ♪</i>

01:09:28.125 --> 01:09:29.833
<i>♪ Fake out</i>
<i>That's what I wanna be ♪</i>

01:09:32.833 --> 01:09:33.666
<i>♪ Ha! ♪</i>

01:09:46.291 --> 01:09:47.416
[cheering]

01:09:47.500 --> 01:09:50.083
-That was awesome!
-Yay!

01:09:50.166 --> 01:09:53.583
Wow, these dogs are putting on
an amazing show.<i> </i>Yay!

01:09:55.208 --> 01:09:59.000
Bu how did he land on the tip
of that spear without getting skewered?

01:09:59.083 --> 01:10:00.625
[strains, sighs]

01:10:03.291 --> 01:10:06.541
[announcer] <i>Next up,</i> <i>Zeus and Henri,</i>

01:10:06.625 --> 01:10:11.916
<i>demonstrating the mesmerizing power</i>
<i>of the Afghan’s sparkling fur!</i>

01:10:12.708 --> 01:10:17.375
Look deeply
into the golden fleece of my Zeus.

01:10:18.708 --> 01:10:20.666
-Ah!
-[Henri] Keep your eyes focused.

01:10:27.916 --> 01:10:29.166
Whoa! Huh?

01:10:29.250 --> 01:10:30.541
[dazed murmuring]

01:10:32.458 --> 01:10:35.958
You are now in a trance.

01:10:37.666 --> 01:10:41.375
You will now obey Zeus.

01:10:41.458 --> 01:10:43.208
[crowd] Obey Zeus…

01:10:43.291 --> 01:10:47.000
Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus…

01:10:47.083 --> 01:10:49.083
-[smacking]
-[crowd chanting] Obey Zeus…

01:10:49.708 --> 01:10:52.375
-Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus…
-[smacking, yelping]

01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:54.958
-Suckers. [chuckles]
-[crowd] Obey Zeus…

01:10:55.666 --> 01:10:56.833
Obey Zeus…

01:10:57.416 --> 01:10:58.708
[all gasp, grunt]

01:10:59.291 --> 01:11:01.625
-[chuckles, exhales]
-[crowd] Obey Zeus…

01:11:02.208 --> 01:11:05.125
-[chanting] Obey Zeus…
-[panting]

01:11:06.208 --> 01:11:08.083
-[chanting continues]
-[rattling]

01:11:09.458 --> 01:11:12.333
[rattling]

01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:14.875
[laughing] Hey.

01:11:14.958 --> 01:11:16.083
[chuckles]

01:11:18.916 --> 01:11:22.333
[Henri] You will give Zeus
the perfect score.

01:11:23.000 --> 01:11:25.125
The trance is over!

01:11:25.916 --> 01:11:27.208
[all] Huh?

01:11:27.291 --> 01:11:28.500
[gasping] Oh!

01:11:28.583 --> 01:11:30.125
[indistinct chatter]

01:11:30.208 --> 01:11:31.375
[man chuckles]

01:11:32.250 --> 01:11:34.625
-[warbles, splutters]
-[crowd cheering]

01:11:34.708 --> 01:11:38.041
Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible!

01:11:39.083 --> 01:11:39.916
Wasn't it?

01:11:40.791 --> 01:11:44.125
[judge laughing gleefully]

01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:48.458
-[crowd gasps]
-[gasps softly]

01:11:49.166 --> 01:11:50.000
Mm-mm…

01:11:50.541 --> 01:11:52.416
[laughs, stops]

01:11:53.041 --> 01:11:54.041
[chuckles nervously]

01:11:56.083 --> 01:11:59.291
[announcer] <i>Marmaduke is back</i>
<i>in the competition</i>

01:11:59.375 --> 01:12:01.875
<i>with his new trainer, Team Winslow.</i>

01:12:01.958 --> 01:12:08.833
<i>Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back</i>
<i>to the lawless days of the Wild West!</i>

01:12:08.916 --> 01:12:10.000
[crowd cheering]

01:12:10.083 --> 01:12:12.750
-[man] Marmaduke is back!
-[woman] Whoo! Marmaduke!

01:12:12.833 --> 01:12:17.083
And I think Black Bart
might be roamin' around these parts.

01:12:17.166 --> 01:12:18.416
[Marmaduke growls]

01:12:20.125 --> 01:12:21.500
Lookin' for me?

01:12:22.291 --> 01:12:24.375
-Yeah. [growls]
<i>-</i>We sure are.

01:12:25.208 --> 01:12:26.458
Come and get me.

01:12:27.166 --> 01:12:28.166
[laughs]

01:12:28.250 --> 01:12:29.875
-Yahoo!
-[neighs, howls]

01:12:29.958 --> 01:12:31.791
Get him! Get him! Yeehaw!

01:12:32.291 --> 01:12:34.541
-[laughs]
-[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint!

01:12:35.291 --> 01:12:37.208
-[Billy] Yeah!
-We're bringin' you in!

01:12:37.291 --> 01:12:38.875
-[growls, neighs]
-Yeehaw!

01:12:38.958 --> 01:12:40.666
[both cheering]

01:12:40.750 --> 01:12:43.333
-Yeehaw!
-Woo-hoo!

01:12:43.416 --> 01:12:45.333
[Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away!
[neighing]

01:12:45.416 --> 01:12:46.833
[grunting]

01:12:48.541 --> 01:12:50.666
[Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up!

01:12:50.750 --> 01:12:52.958
[Billy] Yahoo! I got ya!

01:12:53.791 --> 01:12:54.708
[grunting]

01:12:57.833 --> 01:13:00.250
You can’t get away from us, Black Bart.

01:13:00.333 --> 01:13:01.791
[laughs evilly]

01:13:02.333 --> 01:13:04.375
You'll never take me alive.

01:13:05.208 --> 01:13:07.083
Have it your way.

01:13:07.166 --> 01:13:09.250
-[gun firing]
-[Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat!

01:13:09.333 --> 01:13:11.208
-[King Tut] Meow!
-[Marmaduke] Dance!

01:13:11.291 --> 01:13:13.750
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

01:13:13.833 --> 01:13:16.750
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

01:13:17.750 --> 01:13:18.583
Woo-hoo!

01:13:22.458 --> 01:13:24.208
-Whoo!
-Yay! Marmaduke!

01:13:24.291 --> 01:13:26.333
-[Billy laughs]
-[upbeat music playing]

01:13:26.416 --> 01:13:28.541
-Time to bust a move!
-[Billy] Yeah!

01:13:28.625 --> 01:13:30.125
[Marmaduke grunting]

01:13:30.208 --> 01:13:32.791
[cheering]

01:13:39.041 --> 01:13:41.083
Fantastic, Marmaduke!

01:13:41.166 --> 01:13:42.583
Ow!

01:13:47.083 --> 01:13:49.875
This is stupid. That isn't talent.

01:13:50.708 --> 01:13:52.250
[both chuckle]

01:13:53.708 --> 01:13:54.833
Why are you dancing?

01:13:56.208 --> 01:13:57.250
Stop it!

01:14:02.250 --> 01:14:03.333
[grunting]

01:14:05.666 --> 01:14:08.291
-[music ends]
-[crowd cheers]

01:14:16.125 --> 01:14:17.958
I can't believe you made it.

01:14:18.041 --> 01:14:20.375
I wasn't gonna miss your big show.

01:14:20.458 --> 01:14:21.958
Thanks.

01:14:22.041 --> 01:14:24.166
You can take it from here, pal.

01:14:24.250 --> 01:14:25.083
[chuckles]

01:14:26.291 --> 01:14:27.291
See ya, buddy.

01:14:28.208 --> 01:14:30.666
[Amy] Woo-hoo!

01:14:31.500 --> 01:14:33.625
Yes! Woo-hoo!

01:14:33.708 --> 01:14:35.666
[Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow!

01:14:35.750 --> 01:14:37.750
[cheering continues]

01:14:38.666 --> 01:14:40.750
-[Barbara whooping]
-[Billy laughs]

01:14:40.833 --> 01:14:41.666
[Dottie] Yay!

01:14:41.750 --> 01:14:43.708
Oh, that was awesome!

01:14:43.791 --> 01:14:45.916
[Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke.

01:14:46.833 --> 01:14:48.791
Yeah!

01:14:49.375 --> 01:14:51.333
[Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love?

01:15:04.791 --> 01:15:07.166
[Vinnie grunting]

01:15:08.708 --> 01:15:12.916
[announcer]<i> And now, the moment</i>
<i>you’ve all been waiting for.</i>

01:15:15.791 --> 01:15:19.750
-And this year's World Dog Champion is…
-[drumroll]

01:15:19.833 --> 01:15:22.125
Smell ya later, losers.

01:15:22.208 --> 01:15:23.541
Zeus!

01:15:23.625 --> 01:15:24.958
-[chuckles]
-[crowd cheers]

01:15:25.041 --> 01:15:26.000
[Henri] Yes!

01:15:26.083 --> 01:15:27.083
[chuckling]

01:15:27.166 --> 01:15:30.000
[judge laughing]

01:15:30.083 --> 01:15:32.916
I knew me quads would be me downfall.

01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:34.916
[sobbing]

01:15:35.708 --> 01:15:37.208
Sorry you didn't win, buddy.

01:15:38.041 --> 01:15:40.750
At least I got to show the world
what kind of dog I am.

01:15:41.458 --> 01:15:43.583
-[Henri laughing]
-[Amy gasps]

01:15:45.916 --> 01:15:48.166
[judge and Henri laughing]

01:15:48.750 --> 01:15:51.916
Oh, Zeus is so, so special.

01:15:52.000 --> 01:15:53.083
[giggles]

01:15:54.375 --> 01:15:55.791
So, so special?

01:15:56.375 --> 01:15:58.666
Hmm. I've heard that before.

01:15:59.416 --> 01:16:02.416
Zeus is so, so special.

01:16:03.583 --> 01:16:06.833
Zeus is so, so special.

01:16:07.666 --> 01:16:09.291
I knew he was a cheater.

01:16:10.166 --> 01:16:12.333
We can't let him get away with this.

01:16:13.166 --> 01:16:14.791
Hmm. [grunts]

01:16:16.208 --> 01:16:18.041
[energy pulsating]

01:16:25.708 --> 01:16:26.541
Hmm.

01:16:29.208 --> 01:16:30.041
Mm-hmm.

01:16:30.541 --> 01:16:31.375
[grunts]

01:16:33.041 --> 01:16:33.875
-Huh?
-[gasps]

01:16:33.958 --> 01:16:35.916
[warbles dizzily, grunts]

01:16:37.333 --> 01:16:38.166
[gasps]

01:16:39.083 --> 01:16:40.416
-[yelps]
-[crowd gasps]

01:16:41.083 --> 01:16:42.083
[grunts]

01:16:42.166 --> 01:16:43.000
[groans]

01:16:44.375 --> 01:16:46.333
-[giggles nervously]
-[deflating]

01:16:46.416 --> 01:16:47.250
[gasps]

01:16:48.250 --> 01:16:49.458
-[Henri] Huh?
-[gasps]

01:16:50.291 --> 01:16:52.208
[quavers]<i> Gospodi!</i>

01:16:53.875 --> 01:16:56.208
Who the heck is that guy?
[chuckles nervously]

01:16:56.291 --> 01:16:58.500
[Amy] Security! Security!

01:16:58.583 --> 01:17:00.500
Huh? What are you guys doing?!

01:17:00.583 --> 01:17:02.750
Hey! You got the wrong guy!

01:17:02.833 --> 01:17:04.875
-Stop! Let me go!
-[crowd cheers]

01:17:04.958 --> 01:17:06.125
-[laughs]
-[barking]

01:17:06.208 --> 01:17:07.833
All right! Yeah!

01:17:07.916 --> 01:17:09.625
[laughing]

01:17:09.708 --> 01:17:12.250
Zeus has been disqualified.

01:17:12.333 --> 01:17:15.041
-And the new World Dog Champion is…
-[drumroll]

01:17:15.625 --> 01:17:16.458
Zhi!

01:17:16.541 --> 01:17:17.875
[crowd cheering]

01:17:18.458 --> 01:17:19.291
[Zhi] Hmm.

01:17:20.958 --> 01:17:21.791
Hmm.

01:17:23.791 --> 01:17:25.208
This can't happen.

01:17:25.833 --> 01:17:27.000
That trophy's mine.

01:17:27.541 --> 01:17:30.375
I'm supposed to be champion!

01:17:30.875 --> 01:17:31.708
[growls]

01:17:33.666 --> 01:17:34.500
[Amy gasps]

01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:36.750
[growling]

01:17:36.833 --> 01:17:37.666
[grunts]

01:17:40.708 --> 01:17:42.500
-[smacking]
-[grunting]

01:17:44.916 --> 01:17:46.666
Smell <i>you</i> later.

01:17:46.750 --> 01:17:48.291
The kick that isn't there.

01:17:48.375 --> 01:17:50.208
Good one, Marmaduke. [groans]

01:17:51.041 --> 01:17:52.250
[growling] You!

01:17:52.333 --> 01:17:53.666
[laughing]

01:17:53.750 --> 01:17:54.625
<i>Moi?</i>

01:17:55.541 --> 01:17:56.666
[Zeus growls]

01:17:56.750 --> 01:18:01.666
I am going to rip
those stupid floppy ears off your head!

01:18:04.416 --> 01:18:05.250
[grunts]

01:18:08.541 --> 01:18:09.583
-[clangs]
-[groans]

01:18:10.125 --> 01:18:11.333
[metal creaking]

01:18:12.625 --> 01:18:13.958
[man exclaiming nervously]

01:18:14.916 --> 01:18:15.750
[yelps]

01:18:16.333 --> 01:18:17.291
I'm okay!

01:18:20.458 --> 01:18:21.375
Aah!

01:18:21.875 --> 01:18:24.000
[screams]

01:18:24.083 --> 01:18:27.083
[quavers] I'm not okay!

01:18:27.166 --> 01:18:28.791
[crowd screaming]

01:18:28.875 --> 01:18:30.583
-Hold on!
-Watch out!

01:18:31.666 --> 01:18:32.583
[gasps]

01:18:32.666 --> 01:18:33.916
[metal screeches]

01:18:34.583 --> 01:18:36.583
-Billy!
-I got ya, Billy!

01:18:37.708 --> 01:18:38.541
Whoa!

01:18:38.625 --> 01:18:39.458
Marmaduke!

01:18:39.541 --> 01:18:40.625
Uh-oh.

01:18:40.708 --> 01:18:41.833
-[whimpers]
-[crashing]

01:18:47.416 --> 01:18:49.875
-Get a vet! Somebody, please!
-Marmaduke!

01:18:50.541 --> 01:18:51.375
[gasps]

01:18:52.250 --> 01:18:53.291
Marmaduke.

01:18:54.375 --> 01:18:55.208
Marmaduke.

01:18:55.833 --> 01:18:56.833
Buddy.

01:18:56.916 --> 01:18:57.750
Talk to me.

01:18:59.250 --> 01:19:00.500
Oh no!

01:19:04.166 --> 01:19:06.833
[hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay.

01:19:09.958 --> 01:19:11.000
[Phil] Oh…

01:19:11.083 --> 01:19:11.958
Marmaduke.

01:19:14.250 --> 01:19:17.000
Marmaduke was a good dog.

01:19:18.333 --> 01:19:19.916
He was loved by all.

01:19:20.875 --> 01:19:24.166
Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone.

01:19:25.041 --> 01:19:27.291
-Chasing after cats.
-Oh…

01:19:27.375 --> 01:19:29.208
[Phil] Knocking down hedges.

01:19:29.291 --> 01:19:31.625
Never passing up a good bone.

01:19:32.708 --> 01:19:34.333
Hogging my favorite chair.

01:19:35.083 --> 01:19:38.500
His heart was always in the right place.

01:19:42.041 --> 01:19:44.250
We should never have tried to train you.

01:19:44.333 --> 01:19:48.583
-[machinery beeping]
<i>-You were perfect</i> <i>just the way you were.</i>

01:19:49.166 --> 01:19:52.000
[sobbing]

01:19:52.708 --> 01:19:53.541
Marmaduke.

01:19:54.500 --> 01:19:56.041
We will miss you…

01:19:58.166 --> 01:19:59.000
very much.

01:19:59.625 --> 01:20:01.750
[all crying]

01:20:01.833 --> 01:20:06.083
[crying, sniffling]

01:20:06.166 --> 01:20:08.875
Is there still time
to hit the Awards Banquet?

01:20:10.083 --> 01:20:12.375
-[all] Marmaduke!
-[crowd cheers]

01:20:12.458 --> 01:20:15.125
-[Phil laughs]
-[Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog.

01:20:15.208 --> 01:20:17.000
-[Phil] Aw.
-[Billy laughs]

01:20:17.083 --> 01:20:19.083
[Barbara] I love you guys.

01:20:19.708 --> 01:20:21.541
Right back at you, guys.

01:20:21.625 --> 01:20:23.250
[groans]

01:20:23.333 --> 01:20:24.791
Where's my trophy?

01:20:24.875 --> 01:20:27.333
-[security guard] Come on, you.
-I'm the World Champion.

01:20:27.416 --> 01:20:29.458
I'm the World Champion!

01:20:29.541 --> 01:20:31.041
[groans]

01:20:31.666 --> 01:20:34.125
See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles]

01:20:34.208 --> 01:20:36.916
Don't let the doggy flap
hit you on the way out.

01:20:37.000 --> 01:20:38.125
Marmaduke.

01:20:38.833 --> 01:20:42.250
You are not like any dog I've ever met.

01:20:42.333 --> 01:20:44.833
Yeah, I… I've been hearing
that a lot lately.

01:20:45.541 --> 01:20:47.458
-[kissing]
-[man] Whoo! Yeah!

01:20:51.458 --> 01:20:53.708
<i>Ooh la la!</i>

01:20:53.791 --> 01:20:54.625
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

01:20:54.708 --> 01:20:55.791
<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

01:20:56.958 --> 01:20:57.958
<i>♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

01:20:58.041 --> 01:21:02.458
[Marmaduke]<i> So that's my rags-to-riches,</i>
<i>happily-ever-after, Cinderella story.</i>

01:21:02.541 --> 01:21:06.291
<i>No more plot twists,</i>
<i>darkest hours, or agonies of defeat.</i>

01:21:06.375 --> 01:21:10.250
<i>So could I please have</i>
<i>some of that bacon pizza now?</i>

01:21:11.416 --> 01:21:14.375
<i>♪ La, la ♪</i>

01:21:15.458 --> 01:21:16.375
<i>♪ Marmaduke ♪</i>

01:21:17.541 --> 01:21:18.875
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

01:21:18.958 --> 01:21:21.833
<i>♪ He's got a big heart</i>
<i>Big love ♪</i>

01:21:21.916 --> 01:21:24.916
<i>♪ Big style, huge smile</i>
<i>Marmaduke ♪</i>

01:21:29.375 --> 01:21:31.875
[rapping] <i>♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪</i>

01:21:31.958 --> 01:21:33.916
<i>♪ The Greatest Dane</i>
<i>In the whole darn town ♪</i>

01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:36.666
<i>♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪</i>

01:21:36.750 --> 01:21:39.041
<i>♪ I gotta eat</i>
<i>It's my command ♪</i>

01:21:39.125 --> 01:21:41.375
<i>♪ Now, I love my family</i>
<i>Yes, I do ♪</i>

01:21:41.458 --> 01:21:44.125
<i>♪ But sometimes they think</i>
<i>That I'm crazy too ♪</i>

01:21:44.208 --> 01:21:46.791
<i>♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪</i>

01:21:46.875 --> 01:21:49.541
<i>♪ But when I see food</i>
<i>I kinda go nuts! ♪</i>

01:21:49.625 --> 01:21:51.916
<i>♪ I try to be cool</i>
<i>But then I lose it ♪</i>

01:21:52.000 --> 01:21:54.125
<i>♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪</i>

01:21:54.875 --> 01:21:56.416
<i>♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

01:21:56.500 --> 01:21:59.000
<i>♪ Marmaduke says</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:21:59.083 --> 01:22:00.000
<i>♪ Everybody now ♪</i>

01:22:00.083 --> 01:22:01.666
<i>♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:01.750 --> 01:22:02.583
[barking]

01:22:02.666 --> 01:22:04.625
♪ <i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:05.291 --> 01:22:07.708
<i>♪ Then there's cats</i>
<i>I gotta chase them ♪</i>

01:22:07.791 --> 01:22:10.291
<i>♪ It's a dog's job</i>
<i>It's my description ♪</i>

01:22:10.375 --> 01:22:12.666
<i>♪ Cars and bugs</i>
<i>Postman and a cat ♪</i>

01:22:12.750 --> 01:22:15.416
<i>♪ I chase them all</i>
<i>And then I sleep on my mat ♪</i>

01:22:15.500 --> 01:22:16.625
<i>♪ I sleep all day ♪</i>

01:22:16.708 --> 01:22:18.083
<i>♪ I sleep all night ♪</i>

01:22:18.166 --> 01:22:20.375
<i>♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪</i>

01:22:20.458 --> 01:22:23.125
<i>♪ And then it starts all over again ♪</i>

01:22:23.208 --> 01:22:25.875
<i>♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪</i>

01:22:25.958 --> 01:22:27.500
<i>♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:27.583 --> 01:22:30.000
<i>♪ Marmaduke says</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:30.083 --> 01:22:32.708
<i>♪ Everybody now</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:32.791 --> 01:22:33.625
[barking]

01:22:33.708 --> 01:22:35.375
♪ <i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:36.208 --> 01:22:38.458
<i>♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪</i>

01:22:38.541 --> 01:22:40.958
<i>♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪</i>

01:22:41.041 --> 01:22:43.791
<i>♪ I don't want money</i>
<i>And I don't want fame ♪</i>

01:22:43.875 --> 01:22:46.541
<i>♪ I just want love</i>
<i>'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪</i>

01:22:46.625 --> 01:22:47.708
<i>♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:48.291 --> 01:22:50.708
<i>♪ Marmaduke says</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:50.791 --> 01:22:53.375
<i>♪ Everybody now</i>
<i>Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:53.458 --> 01:22:54.291
[barking]

01:22:54.375 --> 01:22:56.583
<i>-♪ Whoo! ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Bowwow ♪</i>

01:22:56.666 --> 01:22:57.708
<i>♪ Marmaduke! ♪</i>

01:22:59.458 --> 01:23:00.750
<i>♪ He's a big dog ♪</i>

01:23:03.333 --> 01:23:05.541
<i>♪ We're gonna have a blowout</i>
<i>In my backyard ♪</i>

01:23:07.583 --> 01:23:08.916
<i>♪ Aw yeah ♪</i>

01:23:09.000 --> 01:23:10.416
<i>♪ Dogs gone wild ♪</i>

01:23:12.625 --> 01:23:14.708
<i>♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪</i>

01:23:14.791 --> 01:23:17.125
<i>♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪</i>

01:23:17.208 --> 01:23:19.708
<i>♪ Everyone's invited</i>
<i>And they're comin' from afar ♪</i>

01:23:19.791 --> 01:23:25.333
<i>♪ I really wanna be there</i>
<i>But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪</i>

01:23:25.416 --> 01:23:28.000
<i>♪ Don't know how I'll get out</i>
<i>But inside, I cannot stay ♪</i>

01:23:28.083 --> 01:23:30.625
<i>♪ You know it's not a party</i>
<i>Unless I bring my party ways ♪</i>

01:23:30.708 --> 01:23:33.291
<i>♪ It's finally time to break out</i>
<i>To crash right through the window ♪</i>

01:23:33.375 --> 01:23:34.625
<i>♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪</i>

01:23:34.708 --> 01:23:37.750
<i>♪ 'Cause it's finally time</i>
<i>To party with you ♪</i>

01:23:37.833 --> 01:23:38.666
<i>♪ Aw yeah ♪</i>

01:23:44.500 --> 01:23:48.125
<i>♪ Today we're gonna party</i>
<i>With the whole pack in my backyard ♪</i>

01:23:50.750 --> 01:23:52.083
<i>♪ Hoo ♪</i>

01:23:52.166 --> 01:23:53.458
<i>♪ Hoo ♪</i>

01:23:53.541 --> 01:23:54.541
<i>♪ Hoo ♪</i>

01:23:55.208 --> 01:23:56.416
<i>♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪</i>

01:23:57.541 --> 01:24:00.333
<i>♪ Stuck in my room</i>
<i>Got my face against the window ♪</i>

01:24:00.416 --> 01:24:03.083
<i>♪ Textin' all my friends</i>
<i>My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪</i>

01:24:03.166 --> 01:24:05.875
<i>♪ Party people jammin'</i>
<i>In my back, back, backyard ♪</i>

01:24:05.958 --> 01:24:08.625
<i>♪ Dogs gone wild</i>
<i>Dogs gone crazy ♪</i>

01:24:08.708 --> 01:24:11.166
<i>♪ Been so long</i>
<i>Since I've seen the light of day ♪</i>

01:24:11.250 --> 01:24:13.333
<i>♪ Starin' at the walls</i>
<i>Watchin' ticktock</i> ♪

01:24:13.416 --> 01:24:15.833
<i>♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪</i>

01:24:15.916 --> 01:24:18.166
<i>♪ Someone get me outta here ♪</i>

01:24:18.250 --> 01:24:20.958
<i>♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪</i>

01:24:21.541 --> 01:24:23.541
[pop music playing]

01:27:13.083 --> 01:28:16.250
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