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s Thongs. To win in treble
4, 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8. $10,000 each bet
Thongs
Who is it?
This is Ivy
Why are you still calling me?
Where are you?
I wish I knew
Don't bother me with secular matters
Go to hell!
Same to you
If that can solve anything. I won't be a monk
You'll burn in hell!
Mind your language. Dear
It's an enhanced Siemens 304
refitted with infrared rays
The fuse is on the right, go left
It's me again
4. 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8. $10.000 each to place
I was recently enlightened
Reach for the sky with limited resources
Too many women, too little time
Going after them all is a losing game
Therefore I have decided
to focus only on the wealthy ones
The only way to get rich
is to find a rich wife
Great!
You think so too?
Move up a bit
More?
More
More?
More...
More... Don't!
Damn! I lost by a whisker
You'll gamble your life away
Get lost
It's opened
You should've told me earlier
Not much here
It hurts...
Relax, Mrs, Li
You must spread your legs
Relax, open up! Open them wide
What are you doing?
Can't you read?
These laxative cost $89
Forget the cheap stuff
Get Taxol
They're for chemotherapy, they cost $8,000 each
Go for these
Relax...
Now push. Harder...
Push harder!
OK... There we go
See for yourself, boy or girl?
We're done, We're coming down
Let's rendezvous outside Block B
B for Barcelona?
B for Boy
Smart ass! Block Boy it is
B for Boy
Act normal
How? I look like I'm pregnant
and you the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Excuse me, tell me...
Don't ask
Doctors can have humps and pot bellies
Don't discriminate against the disabled
Control...
Hello! Dr, Tsui? I found two men acting suspiciously
Yes. There's an emergency?
Run!
Split up
Don't get caught, and don't spill the beans if you do
Hey! Get out! Sorry!
No. 3
Sorry!
I should've backed No, 9
I'm sure he'll make it
Hang in there, Dad...
Pardon me...
Why. Dad...
Why?
Who are you?
Who is he?
Chan
Sorry... wrong ward
I was looking for a Wong
I'm so sorry... excuse me
Sorry
Doctor...
Congratulations. Mrs. Li
The baby is healthy and cute, 2.8 K. G
Really? Let me... Yes
Here, look how cute he is
How's my daughter-in-law?
She's fine
Everything went smoothly
Here she is
Mani
How are you feeling? You did great!
Look! He's so handsome
Just like me Well? Does it hurt?
You must be tired. Get some rest
Get some rest
So cute...
Back to you, Dr, Lee
Mani
They're on the third floor
Let's take a look
Max.,.
Remember what you promised me?
You said...
we'll go to Alaska
and get married in a white chapel
Let's go now...
Marry me
I'm married to Calvin
Give me the baby
You don't mean it
Listen, we're not meant for each other
Give me the baby...
I can change for you
You're coming with me anyway
Come back!
Hey, buddy!
The last race
Back No. 6, not No. 9
No. 6? Stop running, you!
That's my form guide!
Give me the baby...
Move it...
Hang on. Mani
You're hurting me
Give me Mani
Are you alright?
Max! Come back...
Out of the way! Stop him!
Stop him
Stop them by the elevator!
Back off!
Take it easy
Stay away! Cool it...
Stop all the escalators
Go away!
First you took Mani and now my son!
You're no buddy of mine
Give me the baby Go away!
Take it easy!
Calm down! Don't do this!
Mani, leave with me
We'll raise the kid
You're crazy! Give me my child
Come with me! Stop crying...
Calm down! Stand back
The baby... No!
Let's get out of here
Help her!
Hurry up, go...
Grab hold of the baby Watch out!
He's falling...
Baby...
Towel! Get some towels...
Pull me up
It's alright! They got him
Amazing!
Thanks
Go help the baby!
You dropped the drugs. Told you to leave them
There goes your Viagra!
Go... Go... No. 9...
Again! Whose bet is this?
How's the displacement?
This is for kids
I'm asking you about the displacement
Kids...
Don't worry. I'm just teasing you
I had my eye on this one
Here's my deposit, prepare the contract
Ready...
Go!
Got it
There!
If you can sense a hair...
Nothing can stop you
Hair? That's impossible
There's nothing. Just small change
Look!
These shark's fins are enormous
Let's beat it
I don't want to get rabies
Mommie, it's Superman!
Y oshihama abalone, Uncle! $10.000 a piece
There's more than a hundred of them
That's more like it
Come on! Come on...
Come on!
Player 3, dealer 7, Dealer takes all
How much?
This should be enough.
Keep the change
Why don't you use a credit card?
That's just her tip
Credit Card
I'll look around again. Wait for me at the door
OK!
That's a discount card from a sushi store
Of course I know
We'll take these as well
Keep the change!
Stop being a bad loser
Q, uit if you can't bear to lose
You're dead if you don't pay me back
I'll pay up in a second
OK!
Why put the money in the refrigerator?
Why?
That's not a refrigerator. It's a safe
But don't tell anyone
Thanks
This label is fantastic
But I've ordered something even better for you
It'll be here soon
Try this, Miss
New tissue paper with floral fragrance
Try the floral fragrance
Hands off!
Come on...
What the hell. Spooky?
What now. Hairy?
Where's the money from?
When are you going to pay up?
Hands off me!
If I win, you'll get your money
Right away!
Let's see about that
Come on...
No
I'm too nervous
Check it for me, Hairy
Alright
Step aside!
Go...
Stop him! Don't let him get away
McDaddy!
I like talking to you
unlike your thugs
All they do is fight
K. Now why I like to borrow from you?
You have compassion. Sympathy
and a conscience
Am I right?
And you are smart. Too
I'll repay your $100,000 loan
in 100 installments. OK?
It's a deal
I hate smooth talkers
I have a living to make
Don't come over
I was just kidding, McDaddy
You think this is funny?
Don't make me jump
Go ahead
Are you serious?
Jump!
You don't want me dead. Do you?
No. But you brought it upon yourself
Get a camera and take a picture
Yes. Boss
If I die. You'll kiss your money goodbye
It won't do us any good
No. I think it's brilliant
I've got so much bad debts lately
This will show the others
Go ahead, jump
No. McDaddy
No?
Let's see...
No?
So you can read my mind?
I'm safe!
Come on! Come after me!
You!
Take this!
I'll get you, Thongs
What are you doing. Pal?
Fixing the air-conditioning It's OK... go back in
Look, Boss! Cops!
Here they come
Go!
Thongs
Inspector Mok
Sorry. I didn't see you
You say that every time
You missed the alumni gathering
Alumni?
Nobody called me No?
No!
Grade school or high school?
Grade school
Here, you know the drill
Is this really necessary?
No need to leap off a building over a card game
I told you to quit gambling
I hate bailing you out in the middle of the night
You can't count on me much longer
I've decided to retire
Retirement? You're kidding!
You know my wife is losing her mind
and she's getting worse
Last week she grabbed someone's baby
and refused to return it
She even bit the mother's hand
She's getting worse. Understand?
If I carry on with you two
We'll all end up in jail sooner or later
Who'll take care of her then?
That was 20 years ago
You keep saying that!
I'm still responsible for what happened
What kind of father was I?
My son had high fever for 2 days
I didn't realise it was meningitis
I'm responsible for his death
We have no children. There is no hope
What else can I do?
Have another one
I can get Viagra at half price
OK?
Don't provoke him any more
Don't tell me what to do
It's time...
Straighten your shirt
Honey, you're late!
No. I'm not
You were at the top of the stairs yesterday
Now you're only on the third. You don't love me anymore?
I'll hurry tomorrow
I love you very much
Your son
Hey! Did you pay your rent?
Of course! Ask him
They did
They're always sneaking around
What's the matter with them?
Don't hang out with them anymore
What? She knows about us?
We must do something about that
You're more capable than my Dad
I am not even fit to tie his shoelaces
He's one of the richest men in Asia
If I'm half the man he is it'd be wonderful
Dad will like you very much
I'm sure I'll like him very much too
and you, of course
Is my English getting better?
I need to grab a cigar from the car
Enjoy your dinner
Yan.,.
Keep an eye on her
Stop right there!
What the hell?
What's wrong with you?
You can't come here dressed as a chicken!
Think with your head if you want to spy on me
Forget it, I want a divorce
I'm working
I know that. You'd better not be doing this for fun
I came because Fanny told me she saw you
Who's that inside?
Obviously she's a woman
My clients are either men or women
Can I only have male clients?
Divorce me if you don't trust me
You haven't been home for months. I miss you
Why?
I was stupid enough to marry you at 18
Look at this mess
I can't breathe
Never mind. Let's divorce
I'm sorry
Sorry for what? You have done me no wrong
Just feel sorry for yourself
Go back to school if you have time
If you know any better
You won't be dressed like this
What's the key to a marriage?
Trust
Space
You're suffocating me
I want a divorce
I can't
I'm pregnant
What?
Come again?
I'm pregnant
No way! When was the last time...
You were drunk that night and forgot to put on...
How could you?
You should have kicked me out of bed
I am ignorant about birth control
Really!
You know how I am with kids
I don't like them. If we have a child
We'll have no more privacy
Are you sure? Have you checked?
You can't be more than 3 months pregnant
Don't waste any time
Get an abortion in Shenzhen
You can't afford to wait
I love you!
Hurry!
You can't walk to Shenzhen dressed like that
Take a bus
Go back inside...
Tell me where is Thongs
He's dead
Don't get upset. Mind your health
The usual...
Spray paint and take some pictures
Shut the door and windows while you eat. OK?
Don't be mad
Sorry about that
Hey, Thongs Stay away from him
Came to visit your father? Y es
He's a disgrace to the village. Ignore him
PAY UP!
Please move along. Lady
Easy...
Hurry...
What's going on?
Just leave my family alone
But you were in hiding. Pal
How else can we find you?
What are you doing?
Hold on tight!
I'll pay when I can
I'll kill you if you bother my family again
Help him up
What's the occasion?
Everyone is here
Twins
Look how tall you are, Ting!
Come. I brought presents
These are all for you
Take what you like
This is for you
Here's the pillow you wanted
and your heater
This is for you. Dad
A massager to ease your back pains
Why did you come back?
I thought you were dead
Stop cursing me like that. Dad
Look at you, a punk!
You were not like this when you were born
I wanted you to be a doctor or lawyer
I sent you to the best schools
But you turned out to be a loser
I may not be a lawyer, but I'm still your son
I wanted to be a professional, too
Even the President. But I'm not cut out for it
Your mother and I
saved up every dime
to put you through school
I tried. I just can't do it
Don't be so stubborn
Me? Stubborn?
I'm doing alright, Look at me
The hell you are
What have you been doing?
Gambling!
I'm a business man
Business? What business?
Whoring and gambling? You're a crook
You're nothing but a cheat
All you want is for me to make money
Don't start...
I'm making money now
I bought you everything you wanted
What's wrong with that? I earned every penny
Money isn't everything
I want you to be an honest man
I did nothing wrong
I don't know... what have I done? What did I do wrong?
I wonder about these things
How and where you got them from
You probably stole them!
Take them away!
Out!
Dad...
Here, throw this away as well
Get out!
You'd better go You're not my son
I don't have an unworthy son like you
Nobody wants to see you
Take them away!
PAY UP!
Honey!
What is it, Honey?
Is this our bedroom?
Yes. Of course.
Are you sure?
Yes. It's our bedroom
We've been robbed!
What?
There's been a burglary!
Goddamn it. Who did this?
It's OK... Honey
At least our baby is safe
I'll clean up this mess. OK?
A burglary!
Landlord
What is it, Uncle?
I heard you're retiring, Made enough already?
I have a big one for you. Interested?
I never said I'm retiring. I'll take any job
Meet for a card game, Thongs
22:00, the usual place
Don't buy a car if you can't afford it
I was just kidding
This is for your troubles You always make me do this
Stop being agitated No
Treat yourself to a massage No!
Come on... take it No!
Be like that, you goddamn midget!
You'll be towing cars for the rest of your life
and you'll have a midget son like you!
Did you crack my refrigerator. Octopus?
Is Thongs coming? What time is it?
There's a big job, I can't decide
I feel we should...
Been painting again?
Must you always wear white?
Did you crack my refrigerator?
Why are you so upset? The paint is on me!
You should see what I did to those thugs
What were you saying?
We have an assignment
I can't make up my mind
I'll do anything
This is really complicated
Though we'll be paid $7 million...
What? What?
$7 million? $7 million? To do what?
Just hear me out...
Cut the crap, let's do it Listen to me...
I'll do anything for $7 million $7 million. You've got to be kidding!
Start the car... Mind the door!
Watch where you're going
Help me
Landlord...
Give me a hand
You don't have to come with us
I must do this myself
Why is this such a big deal?
Never mind
Just open the door for me. I'll wait down here
Nothing! I bet they wore the jewellery
Just some foreign currency left
You're kidding...
Where's Landlord?
Probably cracking another safe
What a small world!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Are you mad?
Just taking him back to his grandpa
Whose grandpa?
Shut up!
What? You lied to me too?
What did you feed him?
What is it?
There's a break-in!
Uncle, it's done
Is it Lobster Bay?
Roger that
Do you know what you're doing?
We agreed no raping, looting
arson and murder
This is someone else's family feud, stay out
We take the baby to his Grandpa
All it takes is 15 minutes for a blood test
What did you feed him? Nothing
Just sedative to help him sleep
Are you crazy?
You fed sedative to a baby!
Even burglars have ethics
You taught us that. Remember?
Ethics is for reference only
We need to improvise all the time
You should've told us the job involves a baby
I told you we need to talk
but once you heard about the $7 million
you pushed me into the car
and you even congratulated me
You didn't give me a chance
No way
What are you doing?
Take him back How can you say that?
I dare you to repeat that!
Take him back!
Who supported you all these years?
Who taught you to pick a lock?
And who taught you to crack a safe?
What will become of you without me?
You're nothing but a loser
And you, a womanizer
I'm sorry... do you know what happened to me?
Do you have any idea?
You know my wife is nuts
And I can barely see these days
I'm going blind, Do you understand?
K. Now why I had to do this myself?
Why must I do this?
Use your imagination
Rings any bell?
I've been robbed!
Some bastards cleaned out my $3 million!
I have nothing left...
Who'll support me?
Will you do it?
Can you support me?
Even I get burgled
I'm supposed to be a pro, Now I have nothing!
I can manage on my own
I know I can!
I don't need your help
Landlord
Get in
Let's go home and get some sleep
If I wasn't driving this piece of shit
You'll be eating my dust
Get out of the way, asshole!
If I let you overtake me in that car
I'm a real son of a bitch
Stop this nonsense! Careful with the kid
Are you crazy? Let him pass
Hello? Uncle?
Are you there yet?
Almost. And you?
5 more minutes
Some asshole is blocking the road
We're dueling with an asshole too
Don't be late, the buyer is punctual
No problem
Be careful and lose that asshole quick
Don't worry
I'm not nicknamed King of Monza for nothing
See you there!
Boss
I just want to know if the baby is ours
The others can go to hell
Listen, only the kid!
Y es. Boss
Excuse me, sir! You were speeding
Please wait here
See? What did I tell you?
For everyone's information
my license has been revoked 3 times
Your license has been revoked?
What's that got to do with being burglars?
You need to drive the get-away car. Pal
Get ready to swap
If things go wrong, kill the others
We only want the kid
The hardware's all loaded Brilliant!
Don't suck on it, blow!
Roll down the window, sir, Thank you
Roll down the window
Thanks for your cooperation
Please open the bag
What's inside?
This bag? Yes
Please open it
Thank you. Open up Sure
Please cooperate. Thank you
Back up! I'm holding a gun. Damn it!
Yes. Boss
Cut the posturing!
They're running the road block
Give chase! Go...
Run for it! Go
EU to headquarters... A black sedan just fled from us
The mini van is getting away
Send a police van after them
Why is it so dark?
You forgot the lights!
You call this driving?
Check the kid
The kid? I held onto him the whole time
Okay...
I'm stuck
Can you move?
No. Don't mind me
The cops are coming, take the kid
To where? Your place?
Are you mad? Don't let my wife see him
What then?
Just go
Hurry, the cops are coming
They're coming...
I'll get out in a few days
Take care
Go!
Control! Traffic accident in Sai Kung
Send an ambulance. Someone's hurt
and a fire truck. Over!
Please cooperate
We ran into a road block, Boss
We don't have the kid
and we can't find Uncle
I want that kid!
If you can't find him
prepare for your own funeral
Y es. Boss. We'll fix it
He hasn't stopped crying
What do you want?
Just tell us
Humor him You do it
No. You do it! Hurry...
Shut up! Don't wake Landlady
What now?
What are you doing?
Put him to sleep
You'll kill him!
What else can we do?
Let's close the windows
Close the other one
What the hell do you want?
Hey! What are you doing?
He's fine, I left breathing space
Where's your common sense?
You'll kill him. He's just a baby
He'll be fine. I just want to muffle his noise
How can he be fine?
Hey, it works!
Carry on
It's working...
Keep it up... Yes!
Having fun? K. Eep it up!
Try something else. You're getting boring
Now try another trick
You didn't lock the door
What a surprise, Landlady!
Landlady?
I heard a baby's cry
Just doing the laundry...
Where's the baby?
No No?
Bite your tongue!
Where's my baby?
Don't you bully him
There's your baby
What a sucker!
Where's my Honey?
Where is he?
Landlord?
Where's my Honey?
Where is he?
He's gone to eat fondue
What kind of fondue? Where?
Shenzhen
For how long? A month... no. A week
A week?
That'll kill him
Stop! Landlady...
Baby! Landlady!
Landlord is having fondue
for a day only. Not a week
He's there to close a deal
A big one. He'll be back soon
Yes... I think he told me
That's right...
Look! It's filthy! I'll clean up
I'll do it
It'll attract cockroaches, I know
And here...
I'll do it I'll do it
It's getting late
You should go to bed
Clean up this mess
Sure. We'll clean the whole place up
Don't forget your laundry Bye
Where's the kid?
Damn! It won't stop!
Pull the plug!
Please don't cry! I'm begging you...
I'll offer you a sacrifice
Damn! Forgot to light it
This thing...
Chicken... it's great
Please don't cry... Babies don't eat chicken
Please stop crying, Pity my ear-drums!
Have some chicken!
I'll knock him out with this
Let's give him a beer
He'll sleep better drunk
Drumstick...
Twinkle. Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
It's working!
Cut it out!
Keep singing
Sing anything. Hurry!
Hurry...
Fatso marries an expensive wife
We sharks are circling him left and right
With interest multiplying day by day
Our future has never looked so bright
You call that a song?
Then you do it
Wait! Let me strike my Elvis pose
Your mother re-married
a bearded fellow
with a scar on his butt
I love you. loving you...
like bees attracted to honey
No matter what happens
I will always love you
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Y ear
And a Happy New Year
One little, two little. Three little Indians
Four little, five little. Six little Indians
Seven little. Eight little. Nine little Indians...
This is local news at top of the hour...
There's a break-in at Tycoon Li's Peak mansion
Excuse me, officer
I need a favor...
I have a request
Hello?
Turn on the TV. Thongs
Now!
Thanks
According to the latest financial reports...
The Li family's net worth is well over $50 billion
See that? He's not just a mongrel
He's a pedigree poodle
It's not regular price anymore
I'll jack it up when I get out
How long will it take?
A week at the most
I'm charged with dangerous driving
2 weeks tops
What? Who'll look after him?
No one except you, understand?
Wait till I get out
Bye-bye!
A week! My God...
It's not on!
Q, uiet...
Again?
What now?
Are you out of your mind?
What are you doing?
It stinks!
I don't believe this
He didn't even have much to eat
Don't shove it to me! There's shit everywhere
Eat this. Come on...
Y eah, good boy...
Baby! Baby!
Don't feed him just anything
How old is he?
How old? Yes!
How old?
5 to 6 months, I can tell
Who's the father?
He is
I see...
I know your kind
Y es. That's what we are
Don't worry. I have nothing against your kind
But men are so careless
Not this!
This is for 3 year-olds
No. This one doesn't have DHA
This is extra large!
His pee will leak from the side
No!
This is for breast enlargement
I need that, he wants a better feel
Don't complicate matters, just hurry!
Life is complicated
You are what you eat
What you feed and teach stay with him for life
You must take this seriously
Let me give you a lesson
I'll show you
Enough! Just hurry!
Whose napkins are these?
Napkins?
One with wings and one without...
One for day, one for night, which is it?
I want night time with no wings
Day time with wings for me
Just hurry...
Ready? Yes!
Drink this!
Is it too thick?
This is it
Hurry
Thanks!
We'll each take a class
Alright!
Thanks
Over there. Sir!
Help me please!
1.,. 2.,. 3
Sit down and relax
I don't get it. Can you show me again?
Carry on
Go home and teach your wife
Keep your back straight
Tighten your thighs and buttocks
Straighten the back? Y es
Is this straight enough?
Look! It's straight...
Keep it flat and straight
He's so cute! Yes!
How old is he?
A few months. I think
A few months? He's big
Where's his mother?
At work
You look after him alone?
That's wonderful!
So cute and loveable
We could have caught a taxi if you'd hurried
Shut up. Alright?
What a coincidence!
You just got off?
No. I work at the hospital
This is just part time
Chatting her up?
She was our instructor
What a cute baby!
Excuse me!
Where are you?
I'm with your Mom
Really? Put her on
What?
I can't hear you, Call me back
Hello? Hello!
Bitch!
Thank you...
Do stay in touch...
Bye-bye
You're not local?
I'm from Shaanxi
A student nurse on exchange
Dad had a stroke!
What?
He's in the hospital
Is it serious?
He's out of intensive care
I'll drop by after work
Hurry! Y es...
Where do you work?
Me?
This is my stop, talk to you later
Let's go!
I'm charged with running a road block. Resisting arrest
and dangerous driving
They're refusing bail
But the lawyer said I'll be out next week
Next week?
Keep feeding the pedigree poodle
We're supposed to feed him well
And don't hand him over to anyone
Where is the poodle?
Oh my God!
It's the wrong bus!
Sorry...
Picture perfect! Give me a kiss!
It's your fault!
Are you alright?
Thanks
Don't hold him like that
Careful with his arm!
You're just plain negligent!
Leaving him behind on the bus
Can you help me?
Octopus!
I don't believe this!
How can he miss out by a whisker?
I should have known better
I lose money on him every time
I do the dishes, you take a bath
Let's take a bath together, OK?
I'm rich!
I've won. At last
Isn't it fun?
Hey!
Can you believe this?
Thanks so much. Melody
If not for you
We wouldn't know what to do with him
Octopus and I are grateful
Actually. I'm very grateful...
So that's how he was revived
Yan...
Did you do what I told you to do?
You don't have to go if you're busy
Should I call her?
Was I too harsh?
This is Yan, I can't come to the phone right now
Leave a message at the beep
Alan!
Long time no see, Thongs
Your baby?
Hey, stop it!
Carry on...
Come...
Be a good boy!
Don't do that!
Thongs. What's your game?
Get out if you're not playing!
Don't bring a kid in here!
Get lost!
Life is complicated. You are what you eat
What you feed and teach stay with him for life
You must take this seriously
Thongs. Are you in or not?
Go home and babysit!
Get lost!
I'm not playing
Loser!
Cleaned out already?
No. He was crying too much
Yes. That's a good boy
How about just one bet?
Just one?
No more gambling
I quit.,.
You're worse than my Dad!
I really don't know
I've been calling Landlord all night
I'm a man of my word
I'll fix it for you
I just want the boy!
Let me out...
Is this a joke?
Landlord has 2 partners in crime
Thongs and Octopus
Let me out!
Thongs and Octopus
I don't care what you do, find them
I found them. Boss. They're inside Very good! Now we change the diaper
Are you Thongs?
Give me the baby
What baby? Don't play dumb
I don't know any Uncles
Don't play dumb with me
What is it?
They're looking for Baby
My name is Baby, looking for me?
Damn! You're asking for it!
Go!
What's the matter with you?
Nothing. I just over jumped
What did they say?
Who cares? Let's go
Remember? Yes
Ring the bell. When he opens the door...
I'll splash the paint on your cue
Let him have it!
Yes
Wait!
Thongs. Don't hide behind women and babies
I won't spare you!
I don't understand a word you're saying
Thongs is my buddy
He's not here right now. Come back later
No problem. We'll wait for him inside
He's my kid brother
Nice to meet you
There's no one here
Fanny, I'm scared
Is it worse than abortion?
Ask him about the future?
Confront him with the ultrasound
Be good
Who are you looking for?
Octopus
He is not here, come back later
You'd better come in first
Thongs
Make sure the baby is home
What's that look on your face?
Toothache
Why is Octopus off in such a hurry?
He needs to use the toilet
You live here? Y es
I love to come up for a chat
Steve!
Octopus! Thongs...
You've finally shown up!
I'm tired of leaving messages on you voicemail
Leave! I'll tend to you later
Come here...
Where's the baby?
In your room. Who are they?
Decorators
My flat is a mess
What's with the paint?
We're renovating, just trying out the colors
What is it, Yan?
Oh. No!
Talk to the officer
What is it, Miss?
Thongs...
The police can help you with any problem
There's a cop in there! Go to the roof
Sit down and tell me your problem
Meet my good friend
Inspector Steve Mok
He's my... cousin
He's my... other cousin
We came to show him...
the color sample
Your face...
I'm into body art
What's with all the baby stuff?
You know my pal Octopus...
He's a born womanizer
He got someone pregnant
Can't do much about that
Where is he now?
In the toilet
I need to go too
You do?
I'm investigating a break-in
K. Now anything about it?
I've quit long time ago
Octopus. Inspector wants to have a word
Hurry up
Octopus...
What took you so long?
You're here?
Your turn
Not after him, it stinks in there
You have a friend in there
Friend?
He's my cousin too
I'm the eldest
Then let's reminisce
Never met each other?
Of course they have
Take care of this, Octopus
Why are you still here? I want a divorce!
What the hell is this?
Never mind. I want a divorce
You...
And you...
It sounds complicated
Yes. Very complicated
Thongs. We've been friends for so long
I didn't know you have cousins of different races
My Dad was a sailor...
He must have stopped in India
That'll make him your brother
That's not right
Maybe the sailor was his Grandpa
Or his mother's father
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong?
I have occasional
muscle spasms
Muscle spasms?
Well?
Cramps...
You're probably possessed! Give me a hand
Baby...
Hold on...
Help me. Thongs!
Give us a hand!
I'd like to...
I can use my mouth
Catch! Beat it!
You won't get away with this!
You have a lot of nerve. Thongs
Hurry up!
Oh no!
They're inside. Go get them!
Mind your head!
You're so greedy
Listen to me, Steve
You can confess at the station
I'll turn myself in afterwards
Who'd believe you?
Are you alright?
Just worry about yourself!
Don't hit my head
Thongs!
Stay back!
Should have listened to me
I'll get you, Thongs!
Octopus! Run!
Come back!
Alright...
Get up! After the truck!
Stop!
Police! I need to use your bike!
Go...
What? It's not mine
I'm on learner's permit
I'll ask the Commissioner
to grant you a proper license! Go!
Really? Yes!
Mind if I ask...
What did you use to drive?
I'm just a video gamer!
Shit!
Someone is tailing us
Looks like a robber to me
In broad daylight? Now what?
Don't worry. Call Headquarters
Ask for back up
Come in. Headquarters...
This is 3321. Daniel calling
Suspected robbery in progress!
Stop the car. Kid!
Who are you calling a kid?
I can tell that you're a thief!
Having serious fun? I'll...
Ram your butt!
Move closer... Easy. Slow down a bit...
What? Another one?
On a motorbike?
Stop the car! Stop
He's cute!
Hop over!
The Commissioner will be in touch
Bye!
That way! After him!
Free the pushchair!
Do you think I'm sunbathing?
Almost there!
Move closer...
Stop! Turn...
Turn... ram him!
Thank God!
Watch out!
You call yourself a driver?
Thank God! That was close
Everything's fine
Back up was quick!
Thanks to you
Where are you from?
I'm from Broke Broke Mountain!
I'm a cop, kid
I need to use your bike
You're nuts
I dare you to say that again
Everything is taken care of, keep in touch
Thanks
This is Octopus, if you need me...
Leave a message after the tone
IOU
Let's pay off Thongs' debts
Don't worry. Dad. Here's my contribution
What happened to you? Uncle...
You've turned into an ice-lolly
Boss, I can explain...
We're men of honour...
We never renege
We always keep our word
Never break a promise
One for all, and...
All for you!
$30 millions
Thirty... Million...
That's my offer, take it or leave it
Money is nothing between you and me
Whatever you say
Who is it?
It's me
You're home!
Who's the kid? He's crying like crazy
Check him out for me
Well?
You need to change him and he's running a fever
Fever? Yes!
What shall I do? Take him to a doctor
Take him to a doctor?
Hurry!
Landlord?
I'm free
Thank God for that
Where are you now?
On my way to the hospital
Hospital? What happened?
The baby is sick
Tell Octopus to meet us there
Thongs?
Be careful. Dad
What happened?
I called you about Dad's stroke
You're too busy to care
I'm sorry. Dad
Take good care of Dad
Are you alright?
The fever broke
The doctor said he'll be fine
Thanks
You don't have to worry
I...
You don't have to explain
No matter what
You saved his life
Wait here, I'll get his prescription
Thanks
It's OK.
There you are, Thongs
Don't do anything stupid
There's a baby...
Watch the baby!
I have a baby too
Let go
You let go
Together on a count to three
1, 2.3
Don't cry
About the loan...
I'm not in the mood for that
But you grabbed me...
Just occupational reflex
What's wrong with your baby?
Measles. He won't drink his milk
Boil some carrots
water chestnuts and barley
Give him the juice
What?
Just tell his mother to make it
His mother? She ran off
What about his mother...
His mother?
Gone as well
Where did you get his clothes?
Anywhere
$80 at the convenient store, 10% off
$72?
A further 10% off with a discount card
That's $64. 80
Do you have a discount card?
Here, take mine
I'll forfeit today's interest
But I'll start chasing tomorrow
Come on!
Just doing my job
Thongs
Landlord
Here's my million dollar poodle
Let's get a suite and talk
Hurry...
Now that you're here. Let's talk
Do you know how much more
I have bargained for you for this poodle?
I give you 3 guesses
$30 millions
$30 millions!
This $5 millions is just the deposit
We deliver in 3 hours
and we get $25 millions more! It's too good to be true
Give him this glucose later
It's not necessary, now that his fever broke
What?
You two have become nannies now?
It can't be
What is this?
3 Ferraris
What are you thinking?
Your own casino. Bigger than Monte Carlo
Come on!
Give us a chance
No matter what you want
We'll do it
Just don't hurt our baby
There's nothing to watch on TV
You think she'll recognize him?
You're worried she'll recognize the baby?
This baby is barely...
I need some fresh air
One of 100 a day
They all look the same
Everyone says he takes after his father. I disagree
She won't be able to tell, understand?
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Darling...
I'm sorry
I don't deserve to be your husband...
So long,.,
Here you are. Madam
Honey!
Darling!
Silly. Why the tears?
You called from a hospital. What's going on?
Are you okay? I'm fine. Dear
What happened to your glasses?
I got run over by a bike on my way here
and cracked the lenses
Get me a new pair tomorrow
Good girl
Now close your eyes. I have something for you
No peeking
Take a step back...
Honey, here's something you'll cherish
Ready...
Lower your arm
Right. Now the other one
Now open your eyes
Not so loud. You'll scare him
Baby...
Mommie missed you
Honey...
Have I been a burden to you?
Don't be silly
You made me very happy
You're my most precious darling
Not so loud. You're waking him
Good baby
I'm returning him tomorrow
I have sorted out the baby formula
So nice to be a baby
Eat, sleep. Drink and shit
So happy
and without a care in the world
Right?
Right!
Why do you trust me? You know I'm a burglar
still you made friends with me
Actually...
The first time I saw you
I knew you have a conscience
If you have a chance to start over
Will you still be a burglar?
It's too late for that now
You can start from this very second
It's never too late
Look at me
Look me in the eye
I've faith in you
It's Mommie
Daddy... Cut it out!
Mommie
Daddy...
Do you know his name?
Why do you want to know?
Just curious at what will happen
What do you think will happen to him?
I got the money
Bring the kid
Someone will fetch you in 5 minutes
Wait here!
Open the gate!
Where is he? Give me the baby!
Thirty... Million...
Give me the baby
Listen...
Feed him milk every 4 hours
Check the temperature with the back of your hand
or you'll scald him. Understand?
Also, everyday at noon...
He needs his orange juice. Get it?
He chokes easily since he has no teeth
even crushed fruits will choke him
If you feed him solid food. You must chew...
Don't be such a nag
Also
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry
Give him congee in the afternoon
Chop up some lean pork, finely diced
Not too cold. Not too hot
Serve in two separate bowls
Okay. Okay. Just hand him over
Alright
Be careful I will
Here, take this bottle too
The temperature is right I got it...
Don't rock him too hard
It's time to feed him Enough
I wonder if he'll survive the night
What are you staring at?
Get lost
Come on. Let's go
What are you doing?
Don't worry
They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine
It's just family squabbles
They're taking take him to his Grandpa
Think about your Ferrari and your casino
Come on!
Get the car ready Yes!
Finished?
Let's go
Take him upstairs
Daddy
Mommie
Daddy's coming!
Mommie's coming!
Get the kid!
Give me the baby! It's not our fault...
I know. Hand me the baby...
Good boy
Landlord!
Wait for us!
He took off!
Open up!
Give me the baby!
Turn on the machine
Hurry! Send someone to the ferris wheel
Yes. Sir!
Oh my God!
Baby!
Where are you. Baby?
Mommie
Don't move. I'm coming up!
Mommie
Stay right there...
I'm here
Baby!
Daddy
It's not funny!
Great job. Thongs! You deserve a kiss!
Don't hurt the baby. Morons!
Daddy!
Run, Daddy!
Hurry up and get in!
Isn't it fun?
Then let's continue
Get the kid!
Send the other train!
Don't worry
I'll get it back for you
Thongs!
I only want the boy!
Come out...
or I'll drop him!
We all die sooner or later
It's a matter of going in style
Take the baby and go, Don't mind me!
I doubt if he'll drop me
Thongs! On the count to 10...
and I'll let go
1, 2...
6, 7...
What?
What about 3 to 5?
8, 9,10!
Stop!
Get the baby! Yes!
Who the hell invented free fall machines?
Master
What a cute baby
Give me a big smile...
You're my grandson
Don't cry. Mommie's here
Daddy's here...
Mommie's here
Daddy's here... Mommie's here
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry
Not bad
I understand why
you're giving up your reward
But I'm keeping this baby
You should go if you want to stay alive
Give me a smile
You're my grandson, understand?
Alright...
As soon as we get the result
The 3 of us are going to Brazil
Who are you?
I only want the baby
Nothing else matters
It's awful to separate him from his mom
Awful?
What about my dead son?
Max lost his mother when he was a child
I promised him his own amusement park
It's finished now
I also promised him a race track
But it's only half complete
and that bitch killed him
I already lost a son
I'm not going to lose my grandson
This child...
is my only hope for living
If you feel this way. Think about his mother
She must be feeling the same
Why must you separate them?
What if he's not your grandson?
What'll happen then?
The lab report, Master
You can go
What's going on?
What is he doing?
I'm not really sure
I found the boy
But he's not your son
Don't do this, Master
Prepare the medication
Mind your health, sir
Watch him
Take the kid with you
Easy... Don't shut the door!
Let him keep you company
Be careful. Master
Give him a hand
Where's the baby?
Give us the baby!
I want my baby
Don't! Take your money and leave
I'm turning this place into an ice palace!
A big one
A gigantic ice palace Master
Gigantic ice palace
A gigantic ice palace
What's the matter with you?
See for yourself
You're useless
That was quick!
You saw them?
Yes. I saw them both...
Why are you still here?
Throw them out!
Can you do this?
Thank God
Round and round and round he goes!
Goddamn baldie!
Octopus. The baby hasn't cried for a while
I'm aware of it!
Baldie...
I hate bald heads
It's fresh
Baby!
Octopus!
Baby...
Baby!
Baby...
How is he? Take off your jacket
Baby, hang in there!
You'll be alright
Baby...
Go!
Put it on!
Baby...
Catch!
Turn it up
Gorge yourself!
Feed them something extra
See if you can open the door
There's no key hole to pick...
It can't be opened from inside
Thongs!
Octopus?
Are you alright, Thongs?
Open the door!
Only the Master knows the combination
What? Only he can open it?
You saw him, He has gone mad
You're on. Landlord, Do your stuff
How? It's a Swiss computerized mechanical lock
8 layers with over 4 million combinations
Same kind used by the C IA
Save your breath. Open it while I call the cops
Run for it...
Stop!
Hey, come back!
Be quiet!
Freeze!
The machines are too loud
Turn off the machines
and the refrigerator
Unplug the refrigerator
and the air conditioning
K. Ill the air conditioning
Everybody, hold your breath
What?
Hold your breath!
Silence!
Well? Is it open?
Why doesn't the door pop open?
Pops open?
Don't touch it!
Why doesn't it pop open?
Because of this?
It has nothing to do with something so intricate
Damn...
It's opened!
What took you so long?
Save the baby
Save him... How is he?
Save the baby
You promised me reduced sentence
Alright...
The car!
Don't die on me!
The car...
Hot-wired it!
Don't scare me. Baby...
Come get your milk
Baby!
Wake up for milk
Mommie's here. Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid...
Baby...
Don't die on me
Come drink your milk, Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up, Baby
Pop the hood. Use the engine
Engine,., in the back!
1. 2!
3!
1. 2, 3!
Wake up...
One more time!
1, 2,3!
Take them away
Bring your men and block the exits
Don't let anyone through
Yes. Sir!
Baby...
Come back!
Never mind
Hurry, please...
Pulse rate 80 BPM
Max
This is the police!
Max. Come home
I want to play with you...
Just calm down! Max...
Sorry. Honey! Take care of yourself
I thought money was important, but I was wrong
If there's reincarnation...
I still want you for my wife
We'll have 10 kids. OK?
I love you
While I'm in jail
I missed you every single second
I now know how awful you must have felt
when I was wild and unruly
I'm really sorry
If I have the chance to start over...
I'll cherish you more
All I did was gamble
and caused you a lot of trouble
I've been dealt a lousy hand
I thought if I had money
I'll earn respect and own the world
Now I've learnt my lesson
at the expense of my beloved family
I'm sorry. Dad
Goodbye
We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden
All of us will
race each other
May the Lord forgive your sins
In the name of the Father. The Son and the Holy Ghost. Amen
We'll have our own children
We play in the backyard
while you make dinner...
And do our laundry
Fire!
The government policy back then
was very strict with the death penalty
It was only used on
convicts who have committed serious crimes
What you have just witnessed
are different forms of the death penalty
I'm sure you now have a better understanding
Let's have another round of applause
for our inmates who gave us the demonstration
Well done!
Thank you!
Please help yourselves to the refreshments
Hi there!
How are you, Landlady?
You were great, Thongs
Where's Dad?
You did a great job. Honey
I was so scared
It wasn't real. Silly
What about the I love you part?
Of course that's for real
Honey... I have adopted 10 kids
From South Africa, the Middle East. Germany...
Anyone from Cameroon?
Let me see...
I'm so happy
Don't over exert yourself. You're pregnant
Let me carry that...
Don't frown. It's bad for the baby
Speak for yourself
The doctor said the baby is doing great
I almost forgot my appointment
With a man or a woman?
My clients are either men or women
I can only meet with women?
No
Space. Remember?
Yes...
I have plenty of space here
Alright...
Thanks for coming
Thanks for taking care of my Dad
How are you getting along?
There's nothing to it. It's not my first time
But I promise you it'll be my last
Why are you making promises to me?
I...
I promise my Dad
Thongs
Inspector
You have to thank your lucky stars
The Justice Department may put you on parole
Thanks Thanks
Look who's here to see you
Baby
Baby!
Baby...
Over here... Go on
Give me a hug
Mommie
It's been a long time
Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologize
We're really very sorry
We know. If it hadn't been for you
Our baby could have died
I wonder if they'll be interested
About what?
About working for us
What?
You'll be in charge of security
You can be the bodyguard
You can the chauffeur
I'm perfect for the job
Driving sports cars has to be my pet project
Are you interested?
Absolutely...
We'll wait for your discharge. Then
Our Open Day is over
Time to return to your cell
Baby...
Yes?
Mrs, Li
We don't even know his name
It's Matthew
K. A Sing
Li K. A Sing?
So long!
Blindfold me, I can't bear to watch
How's Jackie?
Is he alright?
Bring me a towel
It hurts!
One more time
I get to keep this?
Action!
Help him up
The spine...
You should go for an X-ray
Bring the car
Bring the mattresses here
What are you doing over there?
Come on... over here
Over here
Careful...
Careful
Leave your card with my PA
She'll save you the best seat
When's the press conference?
I can't hear a word you're saying
Apply more honey
More
Stop. I can't stand this!
Thongs!
Steve, I didn't see you
You say that every time
You missed the alumni gathering
Nobody called me
Are you sure?
Grade school or college?
It's supposed to be High School!
Stop fluffing your line!
It was a one-take!
Do you know how scary it was up there?
I now have to do it all over again!
I'll wring your neck for this!
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